You can’t run an empire with weak offspring. Sure eventually they’ll stab you in the kidney to seize the thrown and then likely kill each other over it but cross that bridge yanno
@@tyronebiggums7296 that’s what you said you moron 🤦♂️ you’re means “you are” so how does “I’ll cut you are skin off” make any sense? It’s actually pitiful that you didn’t understand that please never reproduce
That’s crazy when I was a kid I said and did the most screwed up stuff before I understood death and consequences in general, I don’t think tom’s parenting deserves to be questioned here
@malcomx1924 they won't though. Because they see his behavior as cute and funny. Untill they get a phone call your son came to school and stabbed 15 people then christine and Tom will be like "well we never even saw this coming! He was such a good kid" 🙄
Like the Kool-Aid man! BUT from the late 80s-90s when he burst through the wall and screamed OH YEAH!! at little unsuspecting kids playing in the back yard!!
pretty sure he killed like 4 or 5 of those cups of bud sodas through the pod lol. Dont they shoot these in the morning? somebody put bert on a leash lol
He really shouldn’t be laughing about how his kids act, they’re going to be terrible people when they grow up if they stay on this path that he’s allowing them to go down
Is his kid in the room with them? No hes telling a story about some funny shit that already happened. Dont judge someones parenting when you literally havent seen him parent
@@callanc3925 lol your’e such a loser you can’t even come up with something original I hope you don’t ever have kids but if you do I hope they end up like Tom’s and do what they said they would do to Tom
@@cabemackey1882 you have to teach morality from the beginning. They also don't understand why it's bad to stab someone but you also teach them not to hurt people. I'd expect someone who can type to already get that.
@@penishead0073 Your first comment seems entirely irrelevant, as you wouldn't be teaching your son morality at all. Unless you mean to imply what was written in your second comment, in which case it is abhorrent foolishness; There is nothing evil in good, and teaching a child evil and saying it to be good is evil itself. Moreover, your second comment surely is abhorrent foolishness.
@@wade6523 exactly! You start teaching it from the very beginning.. when you’re a child you don’t understand why lots of things aren’t ok but you’re taught that they aren’t so you don’t do them..
That’s the only thing that Tim said this episode, basically the time he gets to talk is when Bart takes a drink, which you would think would be a lot more but apparently not.
Yup. Dont you dare refer to his obvious alcoholism, you buzzkill. Lol. But seriously, he is only hurting himself. He could go without for as long as he needs to if he wanted, but finds life more enjoyable with alcohol. He doesn't drink and drive or get violent, and provides for his family. A 'real problem' is needing shots around the clock or you could die without hospital care. A problem is multiple DUI's and losing your job, car, and house. Bert is a high functioning alcoholic who has the freedom to do so. If he's ok paying for his fun with his health, you should be too. Some day his body might not be able to take it, then it'll be a problem for him.
@@alleniverson397 no these are behaviors that are taught. I don’t know a single kid around their age who acts like they do. Maybe they are embellishing a bit for comedic purposes but if they really act like that it’s the parents.
You wonder how someone becomes a punk when they get older, is letting them act and say whatever they want. I bet the kid that shot up that school talked to his parents the exact same way. If I talked to my mother like that at 3 my ass would be red so fast. The only people that think this is okay don't have kids, are kids themselves, or their child is going to amount to nothing. I had couple friends growing up that talked like that to their parents. Both of them work In fast food when they do have jobs. Nobody wants to hire loud mouth, know it all punks.
Y’all are big tripping. This dudes a comedian, imagine taking the shit a kid says to his comedian father serious. You have zero context, pleases move on😂
@@wincocinco12 how is that relevant? letting yo kid talk like that to their parents would feel so regardless of their age. and this is not a rare incident from what ive heard here on YMH.
When I was a kid my parents told me that czechoslovakia and yugoslavia were curse words. so there are a bunch of shitty vhs recordings of me yelling random countries while crying.
My 9 YO grandson: Gigi, is the C word a bad word? Me ( mind reeling, breaking into a light sweat my life passing before my eyes): Which C word is that, honey? 9 YO: It's "crap." Me: OH THANK GOD
My niece just be saying wild shit like this too. shes always hearing it out of contexts when were talking shit as a family. She thinks its a joke cuz we laugh when we say it to eachother
Tom is raising a bunch of psychos to keep the bloodline going
You can’t run an empire with weak offspring. Sure eventually they’ll stab you in the kidney to seize the thrown and then likely kill each other over it but cross that bridge yanno
You spelled "bloodshed" wrong.
@@Disaster_Circus nice
@@Disaster_Circus nice
You misspelled Christina.
"I'll cut you're skin off" yea he's definitely Tom's kid.
I would punt any kid that says that to me 🤣 scary af
Tom back to his kids: "I'll kick your chest through your back"
He’ll cut you are skin off? Does that make sense to you?
@@tyronebiggums7296 that’s what you said you moron 🤦♂️ you’re means “you are” so how does “I’ll cut you are skin off” make any sense? It’s actually pitiful that you didn’t understand that please never reproduce
@@zach3955 yes
Tom’s impression of his son sounds like the Canadians from South Park 😂😂
Lmfaoo
🏆
Hahahaha !!!
That’s it 💯😂
I cant fuckin breathe
Anytime Tom talks about his kids I don't know whether to laugh or be seriously alarmed lol.
Accurate
😅facts😂
Laugh
Seriously concerning if it’s HALF true lol
Surprised to hear anyone let’s their 3yo speak like this, totally nuts. He’s doing them a big disservice
You're raising serial killers, my guy.
Cubs gotta eat
Well Tom is a serial killer...apple don’t fall far I guess lol
This whole Garth bit is a smokescreen, I wanna see what’s inToms basement.
"im gonna cut your skin off" yikes. I hope that wasn't real cuz if it was, I'd maybe rethink what I'm doing as a parent
@@wilderfier and not everyone is emotionally stable or fit to be within arms reach of another person 😀 seek help
I figured Tom would be hard-line discipline but nope, just set em and forget em.
Im sure things will be fine, most 3 year olds are terrorists
His kids are gonna be weird af.
They will fit in this these gen Zs so it works. This generation of kids and teens are weird af and dumb
Gonna be? They already are
Well along on the Garth brooks serial killer pathway
children of the corn lol
It's kinda sad not full on child abuse just a shade of it.
The funniest part is Tom telling these stories pretending like this is normal kid behavior🤣like it’s not a clear run off from his murder fetish
It is normal kid behavior. Kids say all kinds of crazy shit & dont even know what the hell they're talking about half the time at that age
@@kristiskinner8542 cut your skin off?
@@kristiskinner8542you clearly don’t have kids lmao
He’s just saying what happened, he isn’t pretending anything, that’s some thing that you attributed to this yourself
@@kristiskinner8542I have a 5 year old son. NEVER has he made comments about cutting people's skin off. That is not normal kid behavior.
It's cute when he's three. Not so much when his first girlfriend goes missing. Can't wait to hear the true crime podcast episode in 15 years!
I can’t wait for it, touch me through the fence
Im fairly sure tom will be incarcerated as an accomplice before they can make that episode
That’s crazy when I was a kid I said and did the most screwed up stuff before I understood death and consequences in general, I don’t think tom’s parenting deserves to be questioned here
@@callanc3925 we’ll get a special facetime call set up if the koolaid hasnt gotten bert by then.
Can someone tell me why everyone calls Tom a serial killer
‘I’ll cut your skin off’
That’s more worrisome than funny😅
Someone keep that kid away from public school and his dad’s firearm-safe.
@malcomx1924 they won't though. Because they see his behavior as cute and funny. Untill they get a phone call your son came to school and stabbed 15 people then christine and Tom will be like "well we never even saw this coming! He was such a good kid" 🙄
I cant wait to hear Tom and Cristina from the witness stand as they argue neither of them saw what happened comming.....
Kids going to grow up a monster, but a monster with money
Oh good. Let's add a thick layer of entitlement
The dudes in the back will laugh at anything
It's canned laughter
Ruined comedy .. its recorded i guess .. fake ass comedians
If I said this to my dad I’d be dead
Yeah that's going to get real cute around 16-17
When Tom’s kids are teenagers I think he’s going to have a ton of fun with them. Or it will be living hell LOLOLOLOL🙃
Tom and Tina are basicly raising the island boys and they don't even know it.
They know it but apparently don't care
On today's episode of my kids dont understand the fundamental idea of boundaries and itll be everyone else's issue eventually:
Burt progressively is becoming red Gatorade
Like the Kool-Aid man! BUT from the late 80s-90s when he burst through the wall and screamed OH YEAH!! at little unsuspecting kids playing in the back yard!!
The laughs from the YMH guys are what makes these shows lol The Danny Brown Show and of course this one
My nephew used to say weird shit like that until he went to therapy. Still wouldn't put it past him to randomly do some heinous shit
They should be worry instead of laughing about it 😂
Also a 3 y old that swear like a sailor 😅
There’s a 3 year old out there telling his dad “I’ll cut your skin off”
@@alanmueller2027 pretty ironic you comment that under a joke 😅🤣 woosh
Bert looked like he was drinking raw ends for a second
At first thought he was drinking raw eggs
I thought the same shit haha
Give the man some egg
It's Kool aid
I thought he was slamming a beer
Probably kool aid
Good luck with those kids brah 😂
Tom should take care of his kids before they kill somebody
This is actually the longest clip on record of Bert not interrupting Tom. Thank God he was pounding that drink.
Burts entire existence is a cry for help....
Great parenting.
Bert's got that red face going on. That alcohol is starting to show.
pretty sure he killed like 4 or 5 of those cups of bud sodas through the pod lol. Dont they shoot these in the morning? somebody put bert on a leash lol
That’s why he’s fat again
So like one beer
@@shanut8139 that’s stupid…. They are 5 percent. The average beer is like 6 percent. They’re literally the same.
This is a step up from a gallon of kool-aid
@@HotBoxTheCoupe average beer is like 4.5
These kids are screwed.
Yup.
Yyyyup. Apparently Tom and Christina are pretty much absent and is taken care of by a nanny they hire and Toms mom.
@@gaymuslim6362 How the fuck would you know 😂😂😂
@@exhalingclouds548 It’s been talked about on another podcast.
@@gaymuslim6362 you believe everything you hear huh
He's describing Hannibal Lecter in the making.
God Bert looks so healthy
I wonder if Tom realizes he just raising a little s*** head not a comedian
Yikes! First the nut kicking... now this. I see social services in Tim and Cathy's near future.
It's hard to listen to.
@@robertraymond762 🙄
Julian is mighty morphing into an exact replica of his parents no matter how hard they try to teach him not to
Can’t wait for the his kids trial to be a Netflix special.
He really shouldn’t be laughing about how his kids act, they’re going to be terrible people when they grow up if they stay on this path that he’s allowing them to go down
Is his kid in the room with them? No hes telling a story about some funny shit that already happened. Dont judge someones parenting when you literally havent seen him parent
@@callanc3925 you’re gonna be late to the clown show princess
@@tylerellis1997 Damn so i wont get to see you perform?
@@callanc3925 lol your’e such a loser you can’t even come up with something original I hope you don’t ever have kids but if you do I hope they end up like Tom’s and do what they said they would do to Tom
@@callanc3925 lol couldn’t think of anything original pretty pathetic just like your life
😂😂„He got his dad gene“😂😂
Tom sounds like he's never been more proud of his son. 😂
"Youre a fucking darn it" is absolutely the funniest shit ive ever heard in my life
He will regret not teaching his son morality.
@@penishead0073
Yes
Dont think a 3 yr old would be able to even understand morality
@@cabemackey1882 you have to teach morality from the beginning. They also don't understand why it's bad to stab someone but you also teach them not to hurt people. I'd expect someone who can type to already get that.
@@penishead0073 Your first comment seems entirely irrelevant, as you wouldn't be teaching your son morality at all. Unless you mean to imply what was written in your second comment, in which case it is abhorrent foolishness; There is nothing evil in good, and teaching a child evil and saying it to be good is evil itself.
Moreover, your second comment surely is abhorrent foolishness.
@@wade6523 exactly! You start teaching it from the very beginning.. when you’re a child you don’t understand why lots of things aren’t ok but you’re taught that they aren’t so you don’t do them..
Tom shouldn't have kids
Bert had a real problem dude he’s gonna regret it soon
Jumbo Shrimp hat Bert? Love it! DUUUVALLLL!
That’s the only thing that Tim said this episode, basically the time he gets to talk is when Bart takes a drink, which you would think would be a lot more but apparently not.
It could be a balanced should if they put a giant plate of food in front of Bert...they need to make him fast before the show 😂
So, does everyone just pretend Bert doesn't have a real problem?
Yup. Dont you dare refer to his obvious alcoholism, you buzzkill. Lol.
But seriously, he is only hurting himself. He could go without for as long as he needs to if he wanted, but finds life more enjoyable with alcohol. He doesn't drink and drive or get violent, and provides for his family. A 'real problem' is needing shots around the clock or you could die without hospital care. A problem is multiple DUI's and losing your job, car, and house. Bert is a high functioning alcoholic who has the freedom to do so. If he's ok paying for his fun with his health, you should be too. Some day his body might not be able to take it, then it'll be a problem for him.
berts real laugh is actually bearable
Bert is hammering that orange hard seltzer. :) :)
Healthy
I don't tell people how to raise their kids but I can definitely say you shouldn't have any
I love that Christina taught him “darn it” as a replacement for “fuck” but he just puts them together instead 😂
Tom and Cristina establishing the House of Bolton shamelessly
Please don’t show us Bert drinking or eating anything. It’s gross
So don't show Bert?
@@volcryndarkstar3283 Yes, don't show Bert. Also mute his mic when he does his fake squeal laugh.
@@volcryndarkstar3283 Even better
@@Ken-wu3qf Oh! Yes please
@@volcryndarkstar3283yes please
That should be the name name of his next special 😂
Hope Bert's kidneys don't purge Kool-aid all over the floor when they change em out. Best wishes
This is one of my favorite clips on youtube bye far
Their kids really sound bad af…. Let’s see if they’re still laughing when they are teens
I was thinking the same thing. I'm 26, I still don't swear around my parents, it feels weird.
Some kids are just wild you know, then they calm down as they get older.
@@alleniverson397 no these are behaviors that are taught. I don’t know a single kid around their age who acts like they do. Maybe they are embellishing a bit for comedic purposes but if they really act like that it’s the parents.
@@Lilo-ii yeah maybe
@@Lilo-ii dang I didn’t know you knew his kids personally
They are terrible parents
Hey everyone we found the internet parenting expert. Anyone have any questions? We should be honored they graced these comments.
@@robertfanion2815I don’t need an expert to tell me that a 3 year old yelling “I’ll cut your fucking skin off daddy” hasn’t been raised properly.
@@robertfanion2815 found the dickrider
@@robertfanion2815 hey youre fat
They are dying in the background 😂😂😂
that’s some weird shit
Bert loves it because he’s basically one of tom’s kids. No punishment and support for bad actions.
Imagine letting your kids disrespect you that much, haha 😄 hilarious!!
….disrespect you? He’s 3 bro
@@c9566 and he's being disrespectful. What's your point?
Imagine not being able to take a joke! Sad world
You wonder how someone becomes a punk when they get older, is letting them act and say whatever they want. I bet the kid that shot up that school talked to his parents the exact same way. If I talked to my mother like that at 3 my ass would be red so fast. The only people that think this is okay don't have kids, are kids themselves, or their child is going to amount to nothing. I had couple friends growing up that talked like that to their parents. Both of them work In fast food when they do have jobs. Nobody wants to hire loud mouth, know it all punks.
Y’all are big tripping. This dudes a comedian, imagine taking the shit a kid says to his comedian father serious. You have zero context, pleases move on😂
This dude really has to learn how to parent his kids...
The kid has 2 big comedians as parents, the dude is Tom, just look up some of his jokes and you’ll understand
@@KDlGG that's not an excuse to be a bad parent. Christina had terrible parents so shes just passing down her abuse to her kids.
@@bababooeydude kids cussing isn't evidence of abuse
@@nukenfry no but it shows a lack of discipline
so you know how to parent kids?
I didn’t even chuckle at this
bert still drinking that morning kool aid
I thought he was drinking egg yolks….
Egg yolks or powdered orange tang drink
Damn! 😂
Tom might not live out his serial killer fantasies, but his kids sure will
To be fair calling somebody a "Darn it" sounds like they're basically saying you were a mistake😂
What kind of psychos is Tom and Christina raising?
I guess Little Toms lol
People who curse around children are so gross
there's genuine concern here man.
Bro the cutting the skin off part had me dying. Kids do say some of the weirdest stuff
Bert just looks like he drank 34 beers all the time
Bundy Manson Segura Brooks
The fat guy from Seven Krishner
Toms kids need there own reality show .
The fact that his son calls him tom and cusses at him isn’t cool
They need to discipline them damn kids they sound awful
ahahahah
I'm sure they are gonna take parenting advice from someone on CZcams. Especially someone that calls themselves "Eat Ass"
Rich kids…
hundred percent
His kid also calls Bert "Fatsticks"..........so I say it's worth it.
feels like Tom is raising a fricking spoiled brat.
bro relax the kid is 3
@@wincocinco12 how is that relevant? letting yo kid talk like that to their parents would feel so regardless of their age. and this is not a rare incident from what ive heard here on YMH.
Everything is going to be okay, just take your meds.
@@wincocinco12 3 year olds should be saying fuck all the time. But im sure with toms income and guidance the kid will become a total hidden sociopath.
We only see what they show us. I imagine the kids are fine lmao. 2ndly you're a freak of a fan for even caring.
When I was a kid my parents told me that czechoslovakia and yugoslavia were curse words. so there are a bunch of shitty vhs recordings of me yelling random countries while crying.
Toms kid a HUNDRED percent!
Toms kid is gonna be a spoiled demon lmao. Gonna make a great comedian
What the f*ck! I'm sure that's healthy! 🤣
Teacher's will just love that kid
It’s funny now but he’s raising some monsters lmao
That laughter in the background at the end got me good 😂😂😂
And here I was thinking Ellis was the psycho and Julian was wholesome 😂
I like how Tom can barely finish his sentence because he's distracted by bert aggressively chugging
Thought Bert was chugging eggs at first lmao
I love how they kept the cameras on Bert chugging his drink while Tom is talking 🤣
Lol! That's awesome! "F'n Darnit!"
Burt slamming vodka and coolaide
Tom is raising some very grounded kids and they are not apoiled or entitled at all!
Ever since I heard Bert say he doesn’t wash his hands all I can do is smell his fingers through my phone… 🤢
My 9 YO grandson: Gigi, is the C word a bad word?
Me ( mind reeling, breaking into a light sweat my life passing before my eyes): Which C word is that, honey?
9 YO: It's "crap."
Me: OH THANK GOD
glad youve taught your kid to respect you, that wont be an issue in a few years
The funniest children alive
My niece just be saying wild shit like this too. shes always hearing it out of contexts when were talking shit as a family. She thinks its a joke cuz we laugh when we say it to eachother
Smoothest pour down the Ole gullet ever