15 Minutes of Standup from Tom Segura | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Tom Segura jokes about Brad Pitt, weed, getting old, his kids, and the sweetest kiss of all in his Netflix standup comedy specials Sledgehammer (2023), Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), and Mostly Stories (2016).
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Tom Segura gets funnier the more hair he loses
It also inversly correlates with the amount of blubber
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Must be a Japanese thing
He's at his peak
That's quite funny, you should be on stage
Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.
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He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over
yea and he talks in a calm voice... not the typical american that always scream and are high on meth telling storys and such!
Tom segura. The first man to lose the weight and keep the funny. Kudos, man. You're already one of the greats in my book.
Yeah it’s either lose weight and lose the funny or lose the yearning to be funny and be suicidal
Nate Bargatze
Ever heard of Bruce Bruce? Of course not
“I’ll kick your chest, THROUGH your back!” 😂😂😂
still one of my favorite bits
i’ve actually started to say that as well
Unquestionably the funniest serial killer alive…
Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!
EXACTLY! It’s so god damn funny. I love how in one of his specials he says “guys, I’m joking!” 😂
He literally is a master at this entire business.
Lol yes but no one better than Loui C.K.
He steals crappy jokes and thinks he's an elite comic
@@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.
“Hey grandpa! I want you to meet Steve! 😃”
“F**K Steve!”
Poor Steve 😂
Best Japanese comic out there!!
Seguuuuraaaaa 😅
Spanish
@@salimarodriquez-dh5mpIt’s a joke from one of his other skits. 😅
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You can hear this one specific person laughing in the back 😂😂😂😂 what a laugh first segment specifically
Tom's the funniest Japanese postal worker ever. 😂
Listening to this during school was the riskiest thing I’ve ever done.
I had to pause this MULTIPLE times just so I could calm down lmao
The part where he talks about living in your eighties head me f****** dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂
Please produce more 15 minutes videos of comedians they're great!
And bring me a cheeseburger
Cheeseburger takes too long. Just get Goldilocks a burrito or a shawarma...and make sure the temperature is just right.
Tom Segura is the most dad-like comedian out there
He should take that as a compliment lol
Tom is one of the most hilarious Comedians on the planet
In us
Kick myself in the teeth when I think about how he came thru my small city on his world tour last year and I missed it.
@@Mxrelxfe SEGURA!
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Nah
8:32-8:37 is the best display of controlled rage I have ever seen
Risking one's life for a quarter bag joke was spot on for back in the day. 😂😂😂
_`The sweetest kiss of all'_
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂🤣
Man, having spare keys 🔑 is a priority. I've been relived time and time again because of it.
One of the better comedians.
I taught my niece I'll cave your head in. My sister was not impressed 😂
Why doesn't this guy have his own television show. I think many many people would enjoy seeing his crazy world.
Definitely listen to his podcast ymh.
With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.
Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.
@@DeathBYDesign666 to each his own.
Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.
Chappelle doesn't really tell many jokes.. he prefers ranting his opinions
There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'
Whoa.
Can I tell other people this?
@@VengeanceN7 drop $100 in my Venmo and I guess it’s ok
Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.
@@brianyarborough3738 an anagram of Brian Yarborough is “r a rough brain boy,” which is a great distractor from that smooth brain 🧠
I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that weed is legal here (Canada) and I can just walk in and buy whatever I want.
His moms a savage 😭😂😂 14:36
That Brad Pitt story got me rolling on the floor 🤣😂 Tom only comes second after Louis CK in the whole world that is.
Ck is mediocre, but that's why there's chocolate and vagina, everyone has a different taste
Stolen joke
I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.
It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol
when you're at tom's point, giving money to your gambling addict mom is investment. i mean, the dude's career is telling stories
Lol and edibles 😂
If he doesn’t get 1.6 million a set at LEAST…he should get a raise.
1.6? Specifically? Why? Your autism is showing big time
Tom is the best!
9:12 weed is still illegal in Alabama I still have to get my shit from strangers
Love Tom and Bert and Christina and all the jeans. So thankful for them
whoever put 15min as the title f'd up the one job he had
I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.
I feel like he was already pretty big two years ago. I first saw him in 2017 and he was big at that time.
I Love Tom Segura! ♥️ He’s a great comedian and absolutely hot in his newest Netflix special Sledgehammer ♥️
A great comic and a proud patriot protecting our civilians
Toms son does the same thing to him, that Tom does to his mom 🤣🤣
This man a beast
This is so good 😂😂😂
It took me 15 minutes to realize my last video ended and I was watching Tom segura now
Thanks, Tom! You're the bestest.
He’s a great Netflix comedian
Shuut up
Just discovered this guy...brilliant delivery and great stories
He's got a knack for jokes.
I wanna be friends with Tom, I can see myself laughing all day long 🤣.
-My life in a nutshell: 'i dont yell at him, im just yelling at my life' 😂
i want to see your blood pressure spike lol 😂😂😂
BWHAHHAHAHHAHA - That bit about Brad Pitm i was really laughing!
Here's 16 mins of 15 mins worth of stand up
Tommy I always knew lol 😂😂😂😂😂
My dawg toooooo funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This dude is my internal dialogue while out in public lmao
Noooooo!!!! FUUUUUCKKKK! NOOOOOO!
Hahaha ...That's what im talking about !
I wanna talk about Hawaii, Tommy.
Inside: Paralysis
Outside; That's what's up
😅
Tom Segura is fickin hilarious
4:28 😂 my grandpa
“I’m comin around the corner don’t look at me”
😂😂😂😂😂😂hilarious
I attest that Tom Segura will be the best 90 yr old.
We talked about sports. It balanced out
I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around
'Chao, puto' 😂😂😂
Funny, my name is Brian and I skipped half of third grade because I was good at dividing and doing the subtraction mentally 😆
The story of his mom lol you can’t win with those people.
Tbuns on point
he can FINALLY WEAR SKINNYGIRL JEANS LOL
He is very good at this
Well...my mom got married at 79 to a 59 year-old. He idolized her. They were married for 11 years, until her death at 90.
Cool story brah
What does this have to do with Tom Segura exactly?
Think you accidentally posted on the wrong page.
In comedic love with the icon that is Señor Tomàs Segura! Viva la YMH! (La Casa de Tu Madre)
The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.
Cool
Who asked?
Oh THAT's why she's with you. Got it.
lol that's funny bro!
Seriously you're looking good, Tom. Usually high stress or grim determination. Which you gots?
He severely injured his leg during basketball and decided it was time to get healthier. The video of the accident is on CZcams.
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Still want to kiss his pretty wife.
that's how you get worms lol
I hope he's not actually out there eating booty lol.
As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .
No one is talking about how this is 16 min long
Dont forget to feather it , gotta get it going buuuddd
Or the accidental trip 😂
the sweetest kiss of all....
That part about Brad Pitt had my abs feeling like a hernia was about to form damn
I love tom but he's like the male oprah in these lol
Hey Tom, my grandmother turns 100 this year. I definitely want to live that long. 70 is not old anymore.
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Funniest Japanese stand up, by a mile!!!!!!
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The more bodies that g has, the funnier Tom gets
5:56 he sounds like Jim Pickens
“I think the gayest I ever was…” 😅
13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ...
Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger"
THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck
Go tell your mom😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
George Carlin with a twist!!! Segura is the best!!!
When I was three years old my dad had already kicked me into a wall, getting us evicted.... And he was a cop
Brad Pitt is Achilles!!
😂
Half way into 15mins and repeating a sketch. Good one..
Bikes!
Tom Segura recently said that poor people are specks of shit on a washcloth and should be thrown away. Thats messed up. I assume Netflix as a corporation feels the same if they have this up still..
He talked about old testament god