As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits Iâve ever come across. Itâs like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. Itâs almost too real!
âSome people donât know blue from blackâ đđđ Iâm obsessed with the way he always sneaks those little jabs in like itâs nothing lol. His comedic timing is unmatched
The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity
Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face đđđđđ
â Look at these poor disgusting poor pieces of trashâ đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I cant lie Iâve had this wave come over me. especially when I paid for first class.
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The funniest part is when his wife slept with Theo von
Comedians going on morning talk shows is content for everybody except the people who would usually watch that said talk show
Or who host them
Talk shows are just god awful, these comedians are usually the only thing that make it watchable.
but Conan.
Itâs the funniest shit
Hence why them bring them on
As a black man, Tom Segura speaking like a black man is one of the funniest bits Iâve ever come across. Itâs like Russel Peters speaking Jamaican. Itâs almost too real!
IK Right
His wherever Africa
"Please do not yell in the casino."
Brilliant.
Iâm Going to guess that you do not vote democrat
I just imagine some black dude watching that and then yelling the same thing in the same tone to his friend to get him to come see đđ
Your name is Leryan you didnât need to announce you were black your name already tells us lol
I love how all of Tom's morning show appearances are him trying his best to never be invited back to a morning show.
âSome people donât know blue from blackâ đđđ Iâm obsessed with the way he always sneaks those little jabs in like itâs nothing lol. His comedic timing is unmatched
he is a part of the unfunny Rogan group- he should stick to baking bread
@@thingy2780 ok
@@TheFastballs He will appear in Papi Gringo 2
âYour girlfriend will find out what time it is.â đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
@@thingy2780 We're all entitled to our opinions, even if some of them are wrong and dumb, like this one of yours is.
4:10 His timing with that "Naaah I like em pure bred." is absolutely masterful.
That was one of the best for sure lmao
Yeah, he's a genius. Quickly mocking the absurdity of what she just said by taking it to the next level.
I screamed dude
I agree I think purebred is the best.
@@laylaluann9541 just the one breed though all of the others are obvious failures.
âYou telling me how sad you are was the best part of my weekâ
Hilarious
That âHungarian arms dealerâ line catches me every time đ
Imagine me, Iâve been working on a deal to get Hungarian AMD-65 parts kits into the country. My ribs feel like I detached one from laughingz
Telling the sad guy "you're the best, I love you" was amazingly real.
The "some people dont know blue from black" line has to be one of the quickest and smartest come backs I have ever heard đ
âDrugs are fun yeahâ good god heâs hilarious.
Pr3ssPl4y she started laughing
yo that line was so quick too
Looking down the comments just to see if anyone quote it đ€Ł
"shout out to everybody all over the world doin they thing and stuff like that"
SUUWOOO
đ§ĄFrom Scotland, right back atcha âđ€đ€đ
As I saw that part I read this comment, perfectly in sync.
Best line in this video
Crazy Locs in the house.
Tom Segura proves that even psychopaths can have a functional place in society.
Calling him functional is generous
@Charles Arnold Ok. At least sociopath but we still love him. Lol.
Just gotta Focus them fucked up thoughts into something the whole family can enjoy.
@Charles Arnold You obviously are not a big fan of YMH podcast. Tom is very, VERY disturbed to put it lightly.
If Garth can do it, so can Tom
âI overdosed on GHB, itâs the daterape drug but I gave it to myselfâ fucking lost it đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Some people don't know blue from black.
Thats where I died
@@mattgaming8717 Me too đ
It's pretty easy, just think of the following scenario: the police officer is the one wearing blue and the unarmed teenager he's shooting is black.
@@yew2oob954 wtf rofl
SAV-AGE-RY!
Yeah, theyâre like âDrugs are fun. Youâre right.â đ€Ł
LMAO, that was so on point
The sad guy from KCL who sits in his house consumed with his sadness is one of the greatest people in local television ever. So self aware and a really good sport about it all. I wish him well, and hope he finds solemnity
whats his name
@@maxwachman Joel Nichols
He's dead now.
"Some people don't know blue from black"
Complete savage
I absolutely had no clue that Tom was on this many morning shows. I'm so happy that he made this many people uncomfortable on air. đđđ
âShout out to the Bristol Stool Chart, Iâm number 6â. I almost missed that one. Pure gold!đ€Ł
Dude the shit heâs letting loose on morning talk shows is LEGENDARY.
Only gets better with time. Notice the âdonât mention my wifeâ clip?
4:14 âYou really mix it up?â
âI like pure bread babiesâ đđđ
Tom encouraging people to take drugs on morning news is hilarious
The fact that Tom could get a back room laugh like he does on his podcast on a morning show is goat levels of comedian
7:57 âsoft blobs with clear-cut edgesâ is actually a direct quote of type 5 on the Bristol stool chart
I knew I recognized it from somewhere
"I wear fur, cuz there's a saying... Happy hoes eat, sad hoes don't. And I try to stay happy!" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I read this exactly as he was saying it
As someone from Louisiana, I agree with Tom.
Lake Charles bro
I live in New Orleans and its a total dump nearly everywhere
U not the only one from there u don't speak for everybody clown
Same, the best part were all the Louisiana natives who got so butthurt. I thought it was great and I love Louisiana honestly...
Same.
"Really? Mix it up, really? I like em purebred!"đđđ
I LOST MY SHIT at âI like them purebredâ
What's wrong with pure bred. I think it makes a lot of sense
'some people don't know blue from black' :-O
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she shouldnt have been salty towards him saw that coming a mile away lol
Dj dad mouth was born to kill dumb conversations like this
Savage!!!
THAT was savage
as a nurse, tom shouting out the bristol stool chart is the funniest thing to me.
8:50 "happy hoes eat and sad hoes don't" I died!! LOOL
"THAT'S A ACE MAN!"
I would instantly become a tennis fan.
I had never heard of his DJ Dadmouth persona before. What a brilliant response to being invited onto these shows that are clearly not his thing
Brendan: thatâs not a black guy!
Everyone else: thatâs spot on. đ
tom talking about overdosing on a date rape drug on a morning show is wild đđđ
âThey call me duct tape!â
âIâve been out here for a minuteâ
The 48 hrs bit is gold
Tom the type of person to steal a joke from a prisoner.
BIKES
Duct tape yo ass today
@Lonely Grandsouls I'm looking for hot black guys that love to fuck and fuck good
@@lsptnjpmc i spoke the truth about covid and my comment got deleted, this stupid fuckin troll says that, an nothing....
@@youknow2849 thank you.
âI would throw away 20 white babies for one Asian babyâ đđđ
When he ruins the morning shows are the best đđđ
âShoutout to the Bristol stool chart, I had number 5, thatâs soft blobs w clear cut edges cause I need FIBERâ
"I tower over you"
"You could eat peanuts off my head?"
"Some people don't know blue from black" Was sufficiently savage and great.
That âsome people donât know blue from blackâ got me falling out my seat đđ€Ł
Wow. This dudes a trip, his stand up is hardcore. Make sure to watch it with the kids!
"Some people don't know blue from black" god that caught me off guard. 5:30
âYeah, your girl will figure out what time it isâ lmao
thank you for the edits !
You got to leave some of the laughter in, man. Cutting the clip off immediately after the punch line completely robs us of the aftermath.
Duct tape has me crying laughing đđ
I NEEDED THIS!!! đđđđ
Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians of all time...the dude is funny as fuck
Man DJ Dadmouth looks like Zach Galifaknis in the hangover lol
"Yeah, they're like drugs are fun, you're right" - lol
That Bristol Stool chart joke got me rolling..
IM CRYING AT âTHROATZILLAâ
yeah i mean, your girlfriend, she'll find out what time it is. xD Love this guy.
Why didn't he say "SUP KANE!!!"
BIKES!
DUKTAPE
YO, RAY-RAY
I felt like he was doing a voice over in gta5
âI saw nahh meeean at the 7-Eleven last weekâŠ.he came through with Jellyfish, they waz looking fOR SOME SMOKE!â
"drugs are fun youre right" đ
Tom Segura is Zach Galifianakis' big brother
Change my mind
Funnier older brother for sure.
Fuck you, Tom is funny.
Toolband42O who said heâs not funny?
Joaquin Phoenix??
and Solomun's lil brother
Never seen someone troll people so well! Bloody hilarious
Seeing Tom on regular TV shows with interviewers is THE BESTTTTT. He talks so nonchalantly and it's the best. Talking about his GHB overdose, "ppl can relate to you Tom" Tom says "yeah, drugs are the best!" And her face đđđđđ
Thanks for this
Iâm glad I could bring you up with my down đđ, Tom loves that đ
DJ DADMOUTH OUTCHAH đ„đ„đ„
@8:30 "If ur looking for a house and u have money"
Had the privilege to see him live recently, itâs a good time
In Denver
Once DJ Dad Mouth came onto the scene, I lost it đ
Damn, Callen's old dew makes him look old as hell, and very child creeper-like. Glad you got that changed up.
Matthew Wright he just came from a movie set I believe
Yet another passive aggressive comment on CZcams. Yay.
@@travisrios1212 pipe down baldy
@@travisrios1212 It was pretty actively aggressive to me.
@@buckast3907 Yeah, I didn't think about that lol. Was just shocked to see him that way...reminded me of my 6th grade haircut.
Some people don't know blue from black.
(Shocked Pikachu face) đđđ
Some people repeat comments.
@@faceplants2 hahaha I did đ
Itâs amazing to me that heâs invited on local news shows lol the best
Segura is always hilarious
â Look at these poor disgusting poor pieces of trashâ đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł I cant lie Iâve had this wave come over me. especially when I paid for first class.
Tom Segura on morning shows or the local news is a recipe for perfection. So funny bc he could care less.
Couldnât*
@@jasonmcnally3514 No I think he's right, Tom knows he could care less, but it's hard to summon that amount of caring less on a regular basis.
I love this dude! LOL
Him roasting that Virginia Beach news lady is funny as hell
Telling someone that their girlfriend will "find out what time it is" is so savage.
"S/O to Bristol stool chart, I had no. 5 today, cracked with clear cut edges cause I need FIBER"
holy shit, that's even more hilarious than what I thought he said!
Your sadness was hilarious...can't wait to use that one
Love him!!!
Tom Segura's Bomber jacket game is so strong.
I need to know dude, Segura hit me up!
Dont even need to be watching, just hearing this whilst I'm at the gym is too much and dangerous to be working out to. Giggling boi
Bro... The "some people don't know blue from black"line hahahaha
LOVE Tom Segura!!!!
Shout out throatzilla đ€Łđđđ
âIâm gonna watch some more, but right now it hurts...â
So funny and it's really well cut together
As an extremely depressed person myself I can say that second clip is one of the funniest goddamn things Iâve ever heard
@Tim Long I was raised Christian but have borderline been an atheist for years now, what am I missing?
Callen sprinkled some miracle grow on the mop
Tom's black voice is blacker than black. It's amazing.
Thank you Grant McQuillan
It's almost blue
I-
this was hilarious :")
Segura is the funniest comedian in the world right now!!
Tom cures depression
"Some people don't know blue from black" lmfao how did I know that was coming
Iâm dying that he has no filter on these talk shows
"Spencer..man yall WET!!" lol
the fact he had the duct tapeđ€Łđ
Why the heck would they have him on morning shows, don't they know what he does? đ€Ł
What a compilation đ well done.