Tom Segura Fully Explains His Dunk Injury

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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2021
  • Taken from JRE #1632 w/Tom Segura:
    open.spotify.com/episode/0PtN...

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  • @matthewbittenbender9191
    @matthewbittenbender9191 Před 3 lety +8404

    Segura laying down on the court like that after his accident looked like every fall position in Family Guy.

    • @BaconNMegs
      @BaconNMegs Před 3 lety +179

      Oh my god I burst out laughing at this comment 😂😂 so fucking accurate

    • @ThirtyfourEC
      @ThirtyfourEC Před 3 lety +58

      That's why it was so creepy imo.

    • @ntme9
      @ntme9 Před 3 lety +7

      Wow

    • @sockpoppy
      @sockpoppy Před 3 lety +54

      I was going to Yamcha from DBZ 😂

    • @notgonnalie1846
      @notgonnalie1846 Před 3 lety +3

      So who bit you?

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction Před 3 lety +8644

    Love the new set. Wasn't a fan of the underground sex dungeon.

    • @grips7813
      @grips7813 Před 3 lety +375

      No more interviews in the toaster 💔

    • @Mattie_Ice
      @Mattie_Ice Před 3 lety +430

      The neon sign right behind Joe doesn't make too much sense though.
      Edit: I think the sign is nice just it's location doesn't make sense. When you focus the camera on the guest the backdrop is a nice velvet red that doesn't take away from the person. When the camera pans to Joe its bright and in your face, and you can only read half of the sign because of Joe. It should be placed at the end of table on the back wall. Allowing even light for both people and so you can actually read it.

    • @jakez1930
      @jakez1930 Před 3 lety +32

      THE TOASTER!!!!

    • @lennystiggs7806
      @lennystiggs7806 Před 3 lety +103

      Yea that sign is ridiculous also this looks just like the old one

    • @Iamnickdude09
      @Iamnickdude09 Před 3 lety +4

      I lol’d at this

  • @michaelprivette9847
    @michaelprivette9847 Před rokem +399

    Seen this a few times and still laugh out loud when he says they asked how much pain are you in and he says “ALL OF IT”. such a unique way to answer the question yet still makes sense in a funny way.

    • @SLOCLMBR
      @SLOCLMBR Před rokem +5

      When you are in the most painful experience you have ever had, it gets hard to answer dumb questions 🤣

    • @jkeeneye3063
      @jkeeneye3063 Před rokem

      @@SLOCLMBR Yes!

    • @Seargent_Scraps
      @Seargent_Scraps Před 7 měsíci

      He was just trying to get high. I used to say the same thing when in the hospital because hydromorphone feels so good. Tom said the same thing about it

  • @freespeechisdead1565
    @freespeechisdead1565 Před 2 lety +1476

    Tom: For years laughs hysterically at random people getting intensely hurt in horrific accidents.
    Karma: Who hast summoned me from my slumber.

    • @stonesoundjam
      @stonesoundjam Před 2 lety +31

      just the fact that he laughs at that russian dude who goes into the lathe

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo Před 2 lety +2

      @@stonesoundjam wait what 👀 where’s that video

    • @PatrickPierceBateman
      @PatrickPierceBateman Před 2 lety +18

      @@stonesoundjam While that lathe accident WAS absolutely insanely, almost cartoonishly graphic, it's still messed up to laugh about it.

    • @lagoonrd4173
      @lagoonrd4173 Před 2 lety +18

      The Chinese dude getting smashed by the car

    • @bobjob3632
      @bobjob3632 Před 2 lety +24

      Fat middle aged not athletic man tries to dunk.... what could go wrong ???

  • @jamesryan1939
    @jamesryan1939 Před 3 lety +3072

    That neon sign is so close to Joe he looks like a hotdog at 7-Eleven.

    • @Ratchman_5000
      @Ratchman_5000 Před 3 lety +159

      After each episode, the Spotify people turn him around for equal bronzing.

    • @Crossword131
      @Crossword131 Před 3 lety +17

      This is underrated. He does!!

    • @Ratchman_5000
      @Ratchman_5000 Před 3 lety +32

      I quit listening when he moved to Spotify, but still come here for the best comment section on CZcams.

    • @turb0j3sus26
      @turb0j3sus26 Před 3 lety +2

      LOLLLLL

    • @johnsanders5065
      @johnsanders5065 Před 3 lety +5

      Lmao

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 Před 3 lety +1382

    Some garage worker in Asia is sitting watching this on his lunch break and laughing at Tom

  • @mattd687
    @mattd687 Před 3 lety +531

    Bert was with Tom when he broke his arm and his patella, helped make him comfortable at home (instead of his wife), arranged transportation with him to the hospital, rode with him and stayed with him for hours until in the waiting room until he was admitted.
    That's a fucking friend. I wish I had a friend like that.

    • @johncarolina4950
      @johncarolina4950 Před 3 lety +119

      If you broke your body in half in front of a friend and they didn't do that, you're literally not friends lol

    • @probablynot879
      @probablynot879 Před 2 lety +57

      @@johncarolina4950 you know Ari isn’t doing that tho

    • @greghorne8996
      @greghorne8996 Před 2 lety

      Me too

    • @brronzebronze8195
      @brronzebronze8195 Před 2 lety +4

      If you have friends, that's a pretty disrespectful comment. If you don't have friends, you must be not sad and not happy simultaneously

    • @nicholas6870
      @nicholas6870 Před 2 lety +5

      @@johncarolina4950 yeah pretty low bar

  • @erikcronrath3858
    @erikcronrath3858 Před 2 lety +93

    I work both inpatient and outpatient PT so I am confronted with a lot of orthopedic injuries. Tom is very right when he says nobody prepares you for that at 13:00. Often times surgeons are not educating their patients on the expectations of the road to recovery. I think it may be in part because that is not their area of expertise, but I often find myself having to set people’s expectations on their post-operative recovery. Which can be very hard to do for some people who think they will back to “normal” within 2-3 weeks. Often times people get worn down emotionally throughout the process because it’s like a full time job just caring for their injuries, then add the stress of missing work, the pain, the weakness, lack of independence, etc. it’s a lot to take in every day.

    • @rg20322
      @rg20322 Před rokem +1

      Absolutely!! Great comment!

    • @Luke101
      @Luke101 Před 9 měsíci

      Broke my finger two years ago. Still don’t have full range of motion back, and it was set slightly crooked. I work with my hands and it still bums me out

  • @tedcurrently6092
    @tedcurrently6092 Před 3 lety +3415

    Tom was balling out too. It's a shame to see such a talented athlete go down like that.

    • @mattstah9319
      @mattstah9319 Před 3 lety +38

      My heart sinks when I think about it.

    • @MRPfrfr
      @MRPfrfr Před 2 lety +65

      @@mattstah9319 your heart finna sink when you hear about my tale tho. It begins in the middle of the African rainforest. I'm surrounded by trees and the never-ending negative thoughts that I am about to die. In between a set of trees, standing alone in the distance, is a shadowy figure. I approach him reluctantly but am mentally retreating. Quick as a flash, he zooms over to me. I look ahead of me and see nothing but the rainforest. He'd disappeared. Suddenly he pulled his forearm against my neck and pulled me into a rear naked choke. I defended properly with 2 on 1 against his right arm. I managed to scramble out of it but he let little time pass before shooting a double leg on me. I fell to the ground as he quickly cinched up an arm triangle. The next thing I remember is waking up in Ted Currently's bedroom as he was leaving the initial comment. I was crouched in the fetal position but on the balls of my feet so I kind of just hovered in the corner. When he hit post, I shot an immediate double leg and mentally I was right back to the fight in the Amazon rainforest again. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" I remember screaming out. Ted pulled back and said in a voice that felt as if it were coming from all directions at once "A life with you...". Much like yours just did, my heart just sank. How had the universe determined that I were worthy of its ever-glowing love? A question I still ponder over today, even 23 years into a non-sexual relationship with Ted Currently.
      Also, my reading age was 14 when I was 9 so I'm clearly the smartest one here.

    • @WITarnation
      @WITarnation Před 2 lety +29

      @@MRPfrfr seek help

    • @MRPfrfr
      @MRPfrfr Před 2 lety +23

      @@WITarnation would you also like a long comment that goes nowhere?

    • @WITarnation
      @WITarnation Před 2 lety +11

      @@MRPfrfr seek help

  • @Talos353
    @Talos353 Před 3 lety +1302

    Tom: "i can't open my hand properly" Joe: "can you do a chin up?"

  • @cdwwg
    @cdwwg Před 3 lety +51

    One doctor that I had seen said that Bert moving his arm may've actually been overall beneficial in reducing strain or tension or damage along the rest of the injury from being bent how it was. Bert is a bad, good friend.

    • @posmoo9790
      @posmoo9790 Před rokem +2

      of course. there could be pinched blood vessels with it wrapped around weird like that

  • @brendandoddy3730
    @brendandoddy3730 Před 3 lety +342

    Tom correcting himself on the pronunciation of "won" from "one" is something I never expected 😂😂

    • @Squirrelconga
      @Squirrelconga Před 3 lety +11

      Makes ya....One-der why....🤭

    • @TryABaconSlice
      @TryABaconSlice Před 3 lety +7

      You should listen to YMH it will clarify

    • @etniesdub1
      @etniesdub1 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah I kind of want to know why

    • @Madzblr
      @Madzblr Před 3 lety +9

      @@etniesdub1 it’s just an inside joke on ymh they constantly debate pronunciation of different words

    • @Canada151337
      @Canada151337 Před 2 lety +7

      @@etniesdub1 you arent following proto bud, yer duuun

  • @Mr47CRO
    @Mr47CRO Před 3 lety +2595

    He literally looks like Peter Griffin when he falls and breaks.

  • @TristanJass
    @TristanJass Před 3 lety +3788

    That was hard to see in person... Tom is a legend!

    • @Ricky-kh2sf
      @Ricky-kh2sf Před 3 lety +81

      1 v1 me bum

    • @LGib01
      @LGib01 Před 3 lety +301

      @@Ricky-kh2sf Clout chasing in Joe Rogan’s comments section is on another level

    • @darthzeppid
      @darthzeppid Před 3 lety +15

      That's crazy. I never thought u two would even know eachother but that's dope. Glad Tom's okay

    • @matrixsurvivor3216
      @matrixsurvivor3216 Před 3 lety +3

      Diddo.

    • @keefeD146
      @keefeD146 Před 3 lety +8

      Hopefully spotify keeps his episode up

  • @packman4664
    @packman4664 Před 3 lety +25

    Him destroying his arm and leg simultaneously is def one of the funniest wipeout videos ever 😂😂😂

  • @sincereflowers3218
    @sincereflowers3218 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Imagine being so out of shape you end up with a life changing injury over one single 2ft jump

  • @spridle
    @spridle Před 3 lety +308

    It's crazy how much a change of studio can be appreciated.

    • @karthiksravan9498
      @karthiksravan9498 Před 3 lety +17

      They need to work on the lighting, other than that it looks amazing.

    • @rutatutut
      @rutatutut Před 3 lety

      Muey bedder!!

    • @sillynelson1
      @sillynelson1 Před 3 lety +3

      @@karthiksravan9498 I think they need to zoom out a little on the cameras too, feels kinda close

  • @wolfpack8082
    @wolfpack8082 Před 3 lety +512

    That neon sign is just like that episode of The Office when Michael put the beer sign in the condo.

    • @justemusicme
      @justemusicme Před 3 lety +11

      That has to be a “Spotify suggestion” no sane person would think a neon sign with that placement is a good idea.

    • @QuantumBraced
      @QuantumBraced Před 3 lety +10

      Except Michael's said "St Pauli Girl" and Joe's says his own name in giant letters. Don't know which is a more Michael move.

    • @josephstevenson2474
      @josephstevenson2474 Před 3 lety +1

      @@justemusicme a hyper rich bro maybe?

    • @wolfpack8082
      @wolfpack8082 Před 3 lety +2

      @@QuantumBraced I think Joe is more Michael than Michael.

    • @seandunn2062
      @seandunn2062 Před 3 lety +3

      @Mr. Efyou Man god you people are so damn sensitive

  • @Orc-icide
    @Orc-icide Před 9 měsíci +4

    >would have happened anyway
    >Took a tremendous amount of force to achieve

    • @commentbeast3985
      @commentbeast3985 Před 2 dny

      Yeah sounds like double talk, someone is lying about something

  • @wolfsongrambler8903
    @wolfsongrambler8903 Před 3 lety +8

    Watching this while recovering from my worst shoulder injury to date. Feels like it will never fully heal.

  • @joev6049
    @joev6049 Před 3 lety +5015

    This studio is SO much better than that weird sci fi tube he was in

  • @mr.orange8205
    @mr.orange8205 Před 3 lety +144

    Guests going to burn out their eyeballs staring into that neon for 3 hours.

    • @mr.orange8205
      @mr.orange8205 Před 3 lety +8

      @Timmy P Ha. I'm satisfied at least once a day. Sometimes twice. Truth is I have a neon sign and I can't stand having it on for more then 10 minutes. Which is why I thought of this. My guess is it likely will disappear or be moved at some point in the future.

    • @skylermichael641
      @skylermichael641 Před 3 lety +15

      Honestly tho... Joe really needs to consult like 10 professionals to make him the ideal set. The neon light is way to much contrast from the guest angle. It’s completely unnecessary. When the angles change the lighting difference is way too drastic.

    • @Gopnik_Aerospace
      @Gopnik_Aerospace Před 3 lety

      Better than them being toasted by the tanning bed studio hahaha

    • @RealmDesigner
      @RealmDesigner Před 3 lety +3

      @@skylermichael641 To be fair to him he did talk about it at the start of the podcast and said that it wasn't going to be staying there as it's for another place and it would be a bit obnoxious to have it that way. The guy isn't oblivious. He's trying out some stuff.

    • @UnbelievablyGauche
      @UnbelievablyGauche Před 3 lety

      It's uncomfortable for me to look at Joe even on my phone. Anyone else got that?

  • @eddiedantes7732
    @eddiedantes7732 Před 3 lety +8

    Thanks, Tom, for sharing. That's a wild experience. Hope you recover well.

  • @davebeat
    @davebeat Před 3 lety +18

    Did something similar to my humerus too when I fell down my stairs at home and bent my arm backwards behind my back. There wasn't a break, just a fracture at the top but, I have the same nerve bruising/damage; the pain and weakness of the arm he described is spot on. I would not wish it upon anyone.

  • @barratales8793
    @barratales8793 Před 3 lety +130

    I will forever associate Tom Seguras fall with Peter Griffins fall on family guy 😂.

    • @anonymous108
      @anonymous108 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao, actually!

    • @mattbolz340
      @mattbolz340 Před 3 lety +2

      On the bright side he will have a new clip to laugh at

    • @hogs_agriteach8998
      @hogs_agriteach8998 Před 3 lety +1

      This is the most accurate thing I've ever heard.

    • @xPirus26
      @xPirus26 Před 3 lety

      So trueeee 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣

    • @barratales8793
      @barratales8793 Před 3 lety

      I love how none of seguras fans feel sorry for him 😂😂😂 like not even a little.
      If this happened to bert segura would laugh till he shat himself so I guess all's fair in love and comedy.
      Love you segura you fat piece of shit 🤣👍 glad your ok.

  • @85geoffm
    @85geoffm Před 3 lety +597

    "It's amazing what 3 inches can do."
    - my girlfriend

  • @robertavard6557
    @robertavard6557 Před 3 lety +55

    I tore my patella tendon playing Rugby but in the same incident I also got a head high tackle and got a broken nose. So I was patched up in the sheds and got a new jersey on to run back out onto the field when I noticed that my knee had swollen up and I was having trouble bending it. The eventual surgery drained a litre of fluid from my knee and I required 30 stiches along the inside of my patella tendon. So yeah Joe is right in saying you don't have pain from the initial tear but the swelling and pressure on the join afterwards is excruciating.

    • @chrisroberts5300
      @chrisroberts5300 Před 2 lety

      Similar to my experience with my ACL, no initial pain. 20 minutes later was a completely different story.

    • @JehRoniMo11
      @JehRoniMo11 Před 2 lety +1

      I've seen that before, didn't feel a thing until I slept a few hrs & woke up with pain & swelling, I was aware of the injury but the next day brought those symptoms.

    • @mattlee1071
      @mattlee1071 Před 2 lety +1

      My mouth started watering as soon as my acl snapped. It hurt like a mother.

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman Před 2 lety +14

    His nerve damage is probably more related to not immediately getting surgery than it is to Bert's repositioning his arm.

  • @sentientdogma1206
    @sentientdogma1206 Před 3 lety +912

    Brian Stutterer, a sports doctor who made a CZcams video breaking down the injury, said that Bert actually did the right thing when he set his arm because what happens when you break your bone like that, it can cut off blood circulation to parts of your body which leads to tissue death, or necrosis, so setting the arm in normal place actually allows the blood to flow again. So when he asks “should Bert have set the arm after it’s broken” the answer is yes, he should have done that. And Bert acted on instinct, but he could have saved Tom from tissue death in his arm.

    • @JoE-kx7dw
      @JoE-kx7dw Před 3 lety +179

      Bert....
      Comedian...
      Father...
      .....
      HERO!

    • @weebleman6
      @weebleman6 Před 3 lety +211

      I like hearing him talk about the nerve damage risk from moving his arm, but not the risks he put himself through by leaving the hospital to go sleep on his damn couch lol

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 Před 3 lety +35

      Ehh, it isn't that simple at all, if he had a compound fracture and there were bone shards floating around, moving the arm could cause the severing of major veins or arteries in the area, or sever nerves/nerve damage as well. Bone shards can be like mini razor blades inside your body, you want to move the area as little as possible until you have an xray or ct scan.

    • @Jesusluvz
      @Jesusluvz Před 3 lety +9

      @@rdizzy1 you also want to avoid necrosis which can be argued is quite a bit better than some minor cuts that wouldn't amount to anything more than bruising.

    • @taylorrhodes1895
      @taylorrhodes1895 Před 3 lety +29

      @@rdizzy1 it wasn’t a compound fracture dude, a compound is when the bone breaks the surface of the skin literally sticking out. I’ve broken my right arm (humerus) twice, both times snapping it straight in half and there were minimal and minuscule bone shards....bones break pretty cleanly unless they’re struck with a bullet or they’re getting crunched in a severe car accident or something

  • @nicrogers5796
    @nicrogers5796 Před 3 lety +219

    "You have a guy named Lindsey working for you?"
    "Yeah man, he'll hear this, go ahead give it to him."
    lmao im howling

  • @MrRedpaul84
    @MrRedpaul84 Před 3 lety

    THANKYOU for this new and better studio

  • @benisontenison8225
    @benisontenison8225 Před rokem +6

    Just had knee surgery a few weeks ago and I'm still in the brace with crutches. It's nice to hear joe mention his own surgeries because he seems invincible. I used to do jiu jitsu and a little kickboxing and seeing him being able to practice both of those gives me hope for when I've recovered.

  • @getbuckets4252
    @getbuckets4252 Před 3 lety +323

    “Last month was the first time I’ve been able to move my wrist”
    “Can you do a chin up?

    • @sarac1118
      @sarac1118 Před 3 lety +35

      Goddamn that was a stupid question😂

    • @N-e-o1
      @N-e-o1 Před 3 lety +53

      Tom: I can barely move.
      Joe: Do you even lift bro?

    • @dclxvi2203
      @dclxvi2203 Před 3 lety +5

      @@N-e-o1 😂🤣🤘🏼 on point brother hahaha.

    • @peterf9006
      @peterf9006 Před 3 lety +4

      Maybe high doses of THC every single day for years fries your brain, go figure. I love pot but those amounts for so long have to have a medicinal impact.

    • @N-e-o1
      @N-e-o1 Před 3 lety +4

      @@peterf9006 lol but Joe doesn't smoke everyday. He even says all the time that it's not healthy to do the same thing everyday. Damnit bro why you got me defending joe; I hate defending joe.

  • @MCCABEWORLD
    @MCCABEWORLD Před 3 lety +4128

    Finally the New Studio!🔥Great JOE and now move your ass back to CZcams 😜👍

  • @swingking1294
    @swingking1294 Před rokem +3

    Oh my god the way joe says I’ve had both my knees reconstructed 😂🤣💀 @12:20

  • @ivannevarez9174
    @ivannevarez9174 Před 3 lety +114

    Haven't watched JRE since they moved to Spotify.
    The comments were just too essential.

  • @efraincastaneda6196
    @efraincastaneda6196 Před 3 lety +442

    Tom reminds me of my uncles who try to show that they still got some left in the tank.

  • @CaderwayneSawyer
    @CaderwayneSawyer Před 3 lety +375

    I love how they just glossed over the fact that Tom had done sets of 12 with 255lb on squat. I mean if he was hitting depth and did multiple sets, that's some solid work.

    • @JessMan508
      @JessMan508 Před 3 lety +31

      255lbs is like half his weight, Tom can definitely do more for his size.

    • @DavidAbell26
      @DavidAbell26 Před 3 lety +47

      @@JessMan508 Tom I’d like 255 give him a break lol 255 for 12 is very good! Especially for his age

    • @davidcarik1761
      @davidcarik1761 Před 2 lety +57

      @@JessMan508 So, Tom weighs 510lbs? Huh?!?!? I doubt Tom S. is even above or slightly under 300lbs. Tom looks around 225-240 here. So that's his bodyweight, squatting, for 12 reps. That's pretty strong!

    • @rogermayes3745
      @rogermayes3745 Před 2 lety +3

      255 is nothing for squats dude.

    • @Vastspartan
      @Vastspartan Před 2 lety +1

      @@rogermayes3745 For his age, yes it is
      Shut up

  • @gregscrabshack2307
    @gregscrabshack2307 Před 2 lety +36

    I inpaled my foot in my mid 20s swinging off a rope swing into a river. Came very close to losing my foot. I had to drag myself 2 miles back to my car to get help. That 4 hours felt like 6 years, I remember everything from that day. Adrenaline is a powerful drug

    • @Knight_Horus
      @Knight_Horus Před 2 lety +5

      That’s crazy hope your foot fully healed

    • @gregscrabshack2307
      @gregscrabshack2307 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Knight_Horus took about a year to walk normal again, yoga really helped with the recovery

  • @nickkiosk5513
    @nickkiosk5513 Před 2 lety +5

    12:18 I love how serious Joes face is when he says how hes had both knees reconstructed

  • @ninjaStalker069
    @ninjaStalker069 Před 3 lety +457

    Tom Segura - laughs at people hurting themselves
    Also Tom Segura -

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 Před 3 lety +22

      I bet his wife was ruthless throughout his rehab. Steady cracking jokes on his ass

    • @dvarjen
      @dvarjen Před 3 lety +12

      I hope people create the same kind of "content" with his video.

    • @cadillacman2141
      @cadillacman2141 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeepz669
      @jeepz669 Před 3 lety +2

      Pure sweetness 🤣

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dvarjen they’ve shown awesome fan made memes and gifs in Studio Jeans

  • @Shiny101
    @Shiny101 Před 3 lety +1339

    RIP to the dude that told all his friends he designed Rogan's new studio when he first moved to Texas 🤣

  • @randywatson1982
    @randywatson1982 Před 2 lety +8

    tom is probably one of the funniest comics ive ever seen, i love watching and listening to his storytelling. im glad hes doing well, i hope to see a lot more from him in the future.

  • @TMO24k
    @TMO24k Před 9 měsíci

    Excited to see him back on the court soon

  • @Bearcat79
    @Bearcat79 Před 3 lety +136

    Props to Segura highlighting the fact that PT's are the closest medical professional to you during the recovery and giving the recognition to your PT. Rehab is looking great btw, stay grinding!

    • @JehRoniMo11
      @JehRoniMo11 Před 2 lety +6

      Yep, nurses & pt's are your left & right hands when you need to heal & regain function, very underrated, so many people would live suffering if not for their work 🙌💯⚡

    • @thebluefus
      @thebluefus Před rokem

      I’ve done PT twice. Both times they were absolutely jokes. What’s on the agenda for today, twiddling your thumbs? Seriously I can do all this stuff and home and it’s not helping but the bills are coming. It’s a circus

  • @spritemultipack
    @spritemultipack Před 3 lety +307

    The professionalism of his doctor to not piss himself laughing when Tom told him how he snapped it

    • @eriklarson9137
      @eriklarson9137 Před 3 lety

      @@generallobster One thing you seem to not know is that Tom waited for the very reason you said he should. Right after you said he shouldn't. Good stuff bro.

    • @HkFinn83
      @HkFinn83 Před rokem

      @@generallobster there’s a lot of fuckery going on with surgery in the US because they’re salesmen as well.

  • @mattzeccardi2678
    @mattzeccardi2678 Před 3 lety +23

    So funny how Joe acts how bad it is to watch it meanwhile in his past episodes he was cracking up putting it on replay with the fellas. 🤣

  • @Lilstanklegss
    @Lilstanklegss Před 3 lety +8

    I'm so glad he's better and almost fully recovered.

  • @international-arms-dealer
    @international-arms-dealer Před 3 lety +242

    Joe said "can you do a chin up?" 🤣
    Bro, he just said he couldn't move his wrist a month ago 🤣

    • @M67-antohno
      @M67-antohno Před 2 lety

      💀🤣🤣🤣

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 Před 2 lety +15

      Tom probably couldnt do a single chin up before his injury 😂

    • @gregkosinski2303
      @gregkosinski2303 Před 2 lety +2

      Plus he’s so fat that he broke his whole body trying to jump.

    • @emannuelsepulveda7259
      @emannuelsepulveda7259 Před 2 lety +3

      @@gregkosinski2303 bro he dunked on a 9 foot rim successfully during a dunk contest, i really don’t think he’s that fat

    • @watchreport
      @watchreport Před 2 lety

      @@gregkosinski2303 yep and athletes who train all the time and up with severe injuries as well, often from doing silly things as the muscles and tendons etc get overworked. So, it is what it is: plus, he’s not that fat.

  • @ellmuffin
    @ellmuffin Před 3 lety +84

    It feels like they’re on two different sets with the backgrounds

    • @nz2940
      @nz2940 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes watching on my phone in bed and I get either blasted by neon to the dark setting with Tim. Like a disco in here

    • @plato2030
      @plato2030 Před 3 lety

      You’re right, it’s like tom is somewhere else

    • @bluemyhigh
      @bluemyhigh Před 3 lety

      Joe needs to go back to the old days...Spotify ruined it for us.

    • @aaronlynch4397
      @aaronlynch4397 Před 3 lety

      Is it just backdrop screens, like green screen stuff?

  • @MDCox202
    @MDCox202 Před rokem +5

    Knowing how much Tom enjoys laughing at injuries I had no shame about cracking up at this video for months

  • @kameronsmithsonian903
    @kameronsmithsonian903 Před 3 lety +13

    I never knew Joe was such a spin doctor. As soon as Joe said, “didn’t you do squats the day before” I was cracking up. Tom won’t recover from this new image he’s shown us.

  • @LJPpro
    @LJPpro Před 3 lety +666

    The guy who designed the old set has gotta be feelin a little bummed out right about now

  • @GLo1991
    @GLo1991 Před 3 lety +171

    I love how Tom caught himself saying “Juan” and corrected to “won”

    • @Nobody99998
      @Nobody99998 Před 3 lety +3

      YA LOL

    • @calholli
      @calholli Před 3 lety +10

      If you watch his show, then you know where that's from.

    • @mikewright5035
      @mikewright5035 Před 3 lety +2

      hahaha finally he comes correct

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki Před 3 lety +2

      @@bonpaoi4736 : If you add a link without any context, no one is going to click on it.
      We're reading comments on THIS video. Who wants to click away to who-know-what

    • @chazbritt6
      @chazbritt6 Před 3 lety

      He knew Joe would’ve been like “Who the fuck says WON like that?” 😂😂

  • @deadarmd
    @deadarmd Před 3 lety +4

    The reaching for his knee with the other arm folded is so, so funny

  • @sanstronik
    @sanstronik Před 2 lety +1

    A stone fell of my heart to see the new studio. Finally, my eyes can rest.

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced Před 3 lety +433

    RIP guests' eyes staring at a neon sign for 3 hours.

    • @sisenor6841
      @sisenor6841 Před 3 lety +19

      In the beginning of the episode he said he’s most likely moving it

    • @JorgeGeorgeD
      @JorgeGeorgeD Před 3 lety

      @@sisenor6841 100% B

    • @Saucey65
      @Saucey65 Před 3 lety

      For real haha... bad place to put it

  • @hoastbeef1202
    @hoastbeef1202 Před 3 lety +173

    Tom: "I slept on the couch."
    Rogan: "OH MY GOD."

    • @BlowAway11
      @BlowAway11 Před 3 lety +4

      Elon: "Tell me more about it."

    • @eathannvdb
      @eathannvdb Před 3 lety +6

      So a buddy of mine told me he had to sleep on the couch

  • @biggrizzz6833
    @biggrizzz6833 Před 2 lety

    There just something about the thumbnail that always makes me laugh. This has been poppin up over and in my recommendeds 🤣🤣

  • @AviaryAviles159
    @AviaryAviles159 Před 12 dny +2

    That fall and image is the funniest thing Tom Segura has done in his comedy career 😂

  • @jacobyoung4059
    @jacobyoung4059 Před 3 lety +374

    Tom correcting the way he says “won” is a huge step in the right direction

    • @austin2920
      @austin2920 Před 3 lety +11

      "whan"

    • @bigchimp3687
      @bigchimp3687 Před 3 lety +5

      lmaooo

    • @tomaszhoekstra7357
      @tomaszhoekstra7357 Před 3 lety +12

      So awesome that he corrected it because he is so used to getting hammered by the YMH crew hahaha

    • @HouseOfElKhoury
      @HouseOfElKhoury Před 3 lety +14

      Glad I'm not the only juan who caught that!

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 Před 3 lety +12

      Him addressing us directly as he corrected himself was hilarious.😂

  • @flipper9701
    @flipper9701 Před 3 lety +68

    7:30 they are both millionaires and Bert finds the $50 guy!! 😂😂😂🤣

    • @Catstew
      @Catstew Před 3 lety +5

      That’s how you stay rich

    • @davidnagy3511
      @davidnagy3511 Před 3 lety +3

      Haha classic Bert! Love the guy!

    • @michaelscott-joynt3215
      @michaelscott-joynt3215 Před 3 lety +2

      Now imagine Tom wakes up after going home with a broken body, and sees a bag of chips and bottle of calcium supplement ("helps build strong bones"), because that's exactly what Bert got for him, according to Tom.

  • @bradgilligan2429
    @bradgilligan2429 Před 3 lety +45

    I died when I watched Tom go up for that dunk. It looked like he slipped on a banana peel from a cartoon. And Tom had segments on his show your mom’s house laughing at people getting hurt, so I don’t want to hear, “oh you’re an asshole” lol.

    • @aleksandardjuric6520
      @aleksandardjuric6520 Před 3 lety +2

      That mechanic is laughing his ass off watching tom fall. LOL

    • @threezysworld8089
      @threezysworld8089 Před rokem

      What makes you think you aren't an asshole? Like just because he was being an asshole doesn't somehow mean you're not an asshole for doing the exact same thing he was doing? Are you like 5 years old or just mentally slow?

  • @Lion95
    @Lion95 Před 3 lety +52

    Joe "I have a new studio" Rogan

  • @brali1717
    @brali1717 Před 3 lety +153

    “Can you do a chin up” segura ponders for a quick sec “couldn’t before, definitely can’t now”

    • @R09PhillipsM
      @R09PhillipsM Před 3 lety +3

      Underrated comment hahahaha

    • @Uncle-Bull
      @Uncle-Bull Před 3 lety +1

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @calholli
      @calholli Před 3 lety

      It hit me to... my prediction in my head thought he was going to say: "no... not because of the injuries though" ... lol. He missed that opportunity. when he talks about the injuries, he doesn't joke around at all; you can tell its really done a number on him

    • @dane2322
      @dane2322 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @gundam116
      @gundam116 Před 3 lety

      Yea really Joe? What a Fucken stupid question

  • @johnnash1119
    @johnnash1119 Před 3 lety +5

    The atrophy is a real psychological hurdle. In college I was lifting 2-4hrs a day 6-7 days a week and I had an ACL surgery, a hernia surgery, and a broken hand during that time. The hernia and acl I came back no problem, but Breaking my hand fucked me up to wear I stopped lifting because I couldn’t lift 20lbs for more than 5 reps with that arm

  • @Teromi
    @Teromi Před 3 lety +24

    I love how he assumes a “slam dunk contest” would sound normal to everyone 😅

  • @audreyjesse292
    @audreyjesse292 Před 3 lety +211

    Tommy buns looking fly AF this injury was the best thing for his weight loss.

  • @calebblank
    @calebblank Před 3 lety +134

    Joe is absolutely high out of his mind 😂😂😂

    • @OMgGirRaFe
      @OMgGirRaFe Před 3 lety +10

      His eyes are so puffy and low dude, for sure sparked one before this

    • @Saucey65
      @Saucey65 Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah he looks pretty out of it, looks like he's falling asleep and trying to get through it.

    • @joenobody5913
      @joenobody5913 Před 3 lety +5

      lol, right? Can you do a chinup?? My fucking sides....and I have a broken rib....pain and hilarity

    • @jeffpatten4478
      @jeffpatten4478 Před 2 lety +1

      Tom seems to be sniffing a little. Hmmm

    • @sylviabennan
      @sylviabennan Před 2 lety +1

      6:19 I’ve never seen Joe look like that 😭😂😂

  • @lazercobra9078
    @lazercobra9078 Před 2 lety +2

    This video makes me crack up all the time never gets old lol

  • @cw4960
    @cw4960 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I broke my arm 2 months ago, and im still healing, and honestly i completely feel Tom when he said he wasnt ready for it physically.

  • @CPlusKaraoke
    @CPlusKaraoke Před 3 lety +104

    10 year old me going in for the dunk: “JORDAN!!!”
    Tom going in for the dunk:
    “MR. GLASS!!!”

    • @bilinasmini3480
      @bilinasmini3480 Před 3 lety

      I feel like they are still in the red sex dungeon and this “new studio is CGI

    • @CyberSnake100
      @CyberSnake100 Před 2 lety +2

      Tom coulda yelled out KOBE ...

  • @BVonBuescher
    @BVonBuescher Před 3 lety +1832

    I think Tom got his karma for laughing maniacally at other people’s misfortune.

  • @EM-wv8vf
    @EM-wv8vf Před 2 lety +1

    I've seen that clip....like, several times just now, and when it first happened. And i gotta tell you. It still gets better every time, even now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thunderwarrior1759
    @thunderwarrior1759 Před 2 lety +6

    When you hear Burts side of the story again with Joe,it’s a crazy,crazy story. How Tom left hospital and managed to last three days..i salute him!

  • @Grizzlymetal1
    @Grizzlymetal1 Před 3 lety +181

    Tom is such an amazing story teller. He’s so calm and doesn’t exaggerate anything and it makes it so much funnier

    • @calholli
      @calholli Před 3 lety

      I know right... almost as good as leg smashing cars.

    • @adamrandles4055
      @adamrandles4055 Před 3 lety +8

      You’re easily pleased

    • @collinbarnard207
      @collinbarnard207 Před 3 lety +6

      @@adamrandles4055 yikes I’ve been in that mindset of telling people they’re easily entertained. You’ll snap out of it

    • @Naeshabby
      @Naeshabby Před 3 lety +1

      For me he adds too much unnecessary detail, which means the story takes waayyy to long to tell, but I’m fairly inpatient

    • @kygodragon4782
      @kygodragon4782 Před 3 lety

      But the story wasn't supposed to be a comedy, so therefore isn't he a bad story teller if you're laughing? 🤔

  • @richgarc84
    @richgarc84 Před 3 lety +670

    Joe laughing at Tom for having a guy named Lindsay working for him while a guy named Jamie is feet away.

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 Před 3 lety +63

      Jamie is a boys and girls name Lindsey is a girls name lol

    • @BigtimeSCARFACE
      @BigtimeSCARFACE Před 3 lety +5

      Never met a female Jamie in Los Angeles 🤷‍♂️ and we have tourist from everywhere

    • @petrosvujos6679
      @petrosvujos6679 Před 3 lety +36

      @@BigtimeSCARFACE What about Jamie Lee Curtis the actress😁

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Před 3 lety +6

      @@BigtimeSCARFACE I know two guys named Jamie.

    • @BigtimeSCARFACE
      @BigtimeSCARFACE Před 3 lety +2

      @@petrosvujos6679 who's that 🤷‍♂️oh freaky Friday. Haven't met her

  • @that1guy899
    @that1guy899 Před 2 lety

    7:30 that sounds like very just put an ad on Facebook looking for any random person with a van and a wheelchair! 🤣

  • @elce5008
    @elce5008 Před rokem +1

    i just came here to say that this studio is an absolute banger and encapsulates the warm feeling i've had with the LA one

  • @chrisbuehler6868
    @chrisbuehler6868 Před 3 lety +66

    Tom has a totally catastrophic injury yet still gets in far better shape than Burt "I run 5 miles a day" Chrysler

    • @eathannvdb
      @eathannvdb Před 3 lety +2

      I had the exact same injury as him, probably worse because I snapped my tibia at the same time, was playing Rugby within 6 months

    • @michaeld4326
      @michaeld4326 Před 3 lety

      Did you have radial nerve damage? I have it and it blows lol

    • @eathannvdb
      @eathannvdb Před 3 lety

      @@michaeld4326 yeah I do, can't even feel the left side of my knee and shin

    • @RB-rk6qo
      @RB-rk6qo Před 3 lety +2

      The same Burt who drinks 256 grams of sugar in his red kool-aid daily?

  • @joniecastezie4369
    @joniecastezie4369 Před 3 lety +140

    New studio had me shook at first

    • @Jp-do9ny
      @Jp-do9ny Před 3 lety +30

      Looks much better than that oven grill

    • @glpmhkln1234
      @glpmhkln1234 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes,I confirm.

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld Před 3 lety +4

      @@Jp-do9ny I means it’s basically exactly the same as his old studio.

    • @cursive187
      @cursive187 Před 3 lety

      why did it have you shook?

    • @brianonabike4130
      @brianonabike4130 Před 3 lety +5

      @@cursive187 cause it’s lit! It totally hits different in an all inclusive kinda way. It totally slaps. I’m going to go drink bleach now.

  • @mikeferris408
    @mikeferris408 Před 2 lety

    Lookin good tom keep up the great work!

  • @monsieurmichelg5305
    @monsieurmichelg5305 Před 2 lety +5

    Wow, just came across this one. Brings back memories. I was in a car accident when I was 19 years old . I was crossing 4 lanes of traffic as they were all stopped in downtown traffic. This young 17 year old girl in the farthest lane was going 55 in a 30 trying to race up to the turn light so she could turn before it went red. I didnt see her and she didnt see me crossing. Smacked me right in the driver-side wheel. My left shoulder and arm slammed into the door. She hit me so hard the car spun 60 ft from where I was originally crossing the street at. The force was as such that the driver-side struts were smacked into the engine block. car obviously totaled. The moral of the story is the shoulder hitting the door. I did not go immediately to the hospital I as well went straight home and laid on the couch. Until the next day, when the pain from my shoulder was just as bad as the moment of impact. I decided to finally hit up the hospital. In the Xrays that were done. They showed that two of the 3 outer ligaments were completely severed, cut completely in half. The outer two ligaments control the Arm across the chest movement and the, Arm over the head movement. I could NOT for the life of me manage to do those motions with my left arm on its own power. I could only get my arm to go across my chest and over my head with the support of my right hand doing the moving. I as well declined surgery at the hospital I went to and just slinged my arm. It has sense healed, however, I am now almost 34 years old. And have issues sleeping on my left shoulder, lifting weights with my left arm and so on. Never in my life have I ever felt that kind of pain. It was mostly the pain from trying to move the arm on its own power. that is when all the pain in the world would crash down on me. It was just not going to happen. But soon as I Grab my left arm with my right hand and pull the left arm up and over. That is when it would not hurt as much. I was on Lortabs and Percocet's at the time for pain. Which didnt help me very much AT ALL lol. It has taken years though, for me to recover, and its still fully not quite there and probably never will be, sense I refused surgery. Im not about to have some freakin metal all up inside me if I can help it. No thank u. But thats just me. Anyways, just wanted to share how I feel Toms pain when listening to him tell his story. Reminds me all to much of my own.

  • @Rick6.6LLY
    @Rick6.6LLY Před 3 lety +50

    Not the first time Joe asked Tom Segura to “take your jacket off let me see the whole thing”

  • @qjames0077
    @qjames0077 Před 3 lety +353

    The studio left space, hit Mars, and bounced back to Cali with a neon sign picked up on the way

  • @saxxxyjazzzy
    @saxxxyjazzzy Před rokem

    Broke my pelvis 6 months ago and I feel this struggle so much I agree that no one really prepares you for the emotional part of things or keeping your mind on track... plus you're alone so much all you have is time with yourself to really think which is the last thing I needed... but I am walking now with no wheelchair or walker! It may take a long time but it does get better

  • @WeepyPeePee
    @WeepyPeePee Před 3 lety

    how can i watch this whole podcast?

  • @patsayjack402
    @patsayjack402 Před 3 lety +170

    Hearing Joe do 2 minute long ads on Spotify for movies coming out soon is some of the saddest s***.

    • @jamesharden5579
      @jamesharden5579 Před 3 lety +14

      Pay the subs and you wont hear it. I have no idea what you're talking about 🤣🤣

    • @adamanzalone1554
      @adamanzalone1554 Před 3 lety +3

      You listen to them? 😂

    • @Jamesrocks22
      @Jamesrocks22 Před 3 lety +58

      If you really listened to him in the early days of the podcast you'd know its much better than the 2 minute long ads he'd do for the fleshlight lol

    • @dustinwhitt5297
      @dustinwhitt5297 Před 3 lety +36

      For 100 million dollars I'd do entire podcasts of ads. You would too, don't even play.

    • @rufus5208
      @rufus5208 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Jamesrocks22 lmao I remember those days. Joe was in the trenches 😂

  • @koyle3027
    @koyle3027 Před 3 lety +353

    Tom actually is looking really good like he lost a lot of weight good for him

    • @xandermander6035
      @xandermander6035 Před 2 lety +2

      He was so much funnier when he was fatter

    • @jby1155
      @jby1155 Před rokem

      @Chris Gardella you’re right, there’s nothing funny about exaggeration

    • @skeetinyoureye6484
      @skeetinyoureye6484 Před rokem

      It's because he got aids

    • @wummrs
      @wummrs Před rokem

      @Ribby The Party Frog fancy seeing you here

  • @thedon897
    @thedon897 Před 3 lety +15

    I love how fascinated Joe was😭😂

  • @memesjenkins2104
    @memesjenkins2104 Před 2 lety +1

    tom took real joy in others hurting themselves.
    he had it coming.

  • @bigd3686
    @bigd3686 Před 3 lety +101

    Joe “ it’s so hard too watch”
    Also Joe to every guest after this happened “ have you seen what happened too Tom segera pull it up Jamie”

  • @MrUrangatan
    @MrUrangatan Před 3 lety +223

    Tim is such a 4 strokes inspiration, you bet that radial nerve is coming back in May

  • @ahmdf
    @ahmdf Před 2 lety +5

    I've had the patellar dislocation injury in my left knee four times, three from basketball, once while about to jump just like Tom. However, thank God, I never had such a bad arm injury as a result. The worst was a dislocation in my left wrist. I've had a surgery to fix the ligament and a follow-up one, but still I'm not comfortable with my knee. It ain't pretty.

  • @Kevin-fq5nm
    @Kevin-fq5nm Před 3 lety +53

    New studio!!

    • @comfortsnail6342
      @comfortsnail6342 Před 3 lety +7

      No it's new saw his Insta post

    • @senseidezy
      @senseidezy Před 3 lety +4

      @@thisguy8106 it literally says Austin Texas behind him. If you don’t believe me, look at his Instagram.

    • @donaldc.ntramp6855
      @donaldc.ntramp6855 Před 3 lety

      Yes,I confirm.

    • @Kevin-fq5nm
      @Kevin-fq5nm Před 3 lety

      Austin Texas

    • @senseidezy
      @senseidezy Před 3 lety

      @@thisguy8106 oh wow, what a hilarious joke. To pretend you don’t know what’s going on, boy, that’s a good one. Nobody that replied got ur joke.

  • @tommysaville9427
    @tommysaville9427 Před 3 lety +39

    Tom “Peter Griffin” Segura

  • @fbckdl9
    @fbckdl9 Před rokem

    I agree with you on the size differences after surgery. I've had 2 operations on my left knee, and one on my left shoulder, and it was alienating seeing the difference

  • @knowthyself99
    @knowthyself99 Před 3 lety

    The new studio !! Wow congratulations dudes

  • @fluffycakes527
    @fluffycakes527 Před 3 lety +55

    The studio feels so comfortable!!

    • @liziforz6244
      @liziforz6244 Před 3 lety

      Yeh it's so much better

    • @TheAcdcnz
      @TheAcdcnz Před 3 lety

      Yeah, it's more calming. The old one was stressful as fark

  • @jorher61
    @jorher61 Před 3 lety +4

    Watching these two guys, you can see sincere friendship. I feel like I’m in the room listening to 2 cool friends.