Bert Kreischer Drinks A Gallon Of Kool-Aid A Day???? | 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlight

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  • How would you react if you found out your best friend started the day with half a gallon container of Kool-Aid, and that they drink between 1-1.5 gallons of it DAILY?
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  • @MrDdye29
    @MrDdye29 Před 3 lety +9782

    "What kind?"
    "Red"
    Legitimately an underrated part of this clip, answers it exactly how a 6 year old would lol

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones Před 3 lety +149

      Dude I just bought a cool blue Gatorade and idk what the flavor is I just call it cool blue

    • @cordcd7
      @cordcd7 Před 3 lety +45

      That’s where I lost it

    • @mdhcccc
      @mdhcccc Před 3 lety +29

      When u break down the different parts of the clip into levels of rating is when u have taken it too far

    • @RKrk-jj2li
      @RKrk-jj2li Před 3 lety +5

      hahaha... I thought the same thing. I thought of my nephew....

    • @keysersoze3804
      @keysersoze3804 Před 3 lety +1

      mdhcccc 🙄

  • @AD-df5tm
    @AD-df5tm Před 2 lety +9324

    I love how Tom is laughing at how fucking absurd Bert is and Bert is just laughing because Tom is laughing.

    • @OverAchi3ver
      @OverAchi3ver Před 2 lety +189

      thats the beauty of it

    • @odditt9159
      @odditt9159 Před 2 lety +117

      True Friends

    • @jessicagiardullo4209
      @jessicagiardullo4209 Před 2 lety +84

      I love how red they both get when they laugh. Like their whole head is beat red lol

    • @climatixseuche
      @climatixseuche Před 2 lety +82

      and we all are laughing because they are laughing btw. how high are we?

    • @jurgenp.2408
      @jurgenp.2408 Před 2 lety +17

      They both seem so kind hearted in a very equal way. Good people..

  • @ElAyDubleZee
    @ElAyDubleZee Před rokem +4547

    The way he innocently says "Red" as if it's a flavor 🤣🤣

    • @jaycehoward2771
      @jaycehoward2771 Před rokem +135

      Just like a 5 year old child would answer lmao! Kills me every time.

    • @toddharper2003
      @toddharper2003 Před rokem +83

      And almost irritated, like, "Red, what else?"

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Před rokem +40

      In fairness, Tom didn't ask what flavor, he just asked what kind

    • @ericschultz525
      @ericschultz525 Před rokem +80

      koolaid is the only drink where the color is the flavor

    • @toast9965
      @toast9965 Před rokem +38

      You never refer to Kool Aid by its actually flavor.

  • @Twhyte96
    @Twhyte96 Před 10 měsíci +621

    Tom almost let it slide but then let his intrusive thoughts win with just a “Kool aid?” And it gave us one of the greatest podcast clips in history

    • @Randomjackass135
      @Randomjackass135 Před 2 měsíci

      Greatest? Jesus Christ you people have the sense of humor I had when I was 8

    • @obama7855
      @obama7855 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​​@@Randomjackass135what's your sense of humor then?

    • @nonago725
      @nonago725 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@Randomjackass135 it's sad that you lack joy in life

    • @bozokreso5555
      @bozokreso5555 Před 23 dny +1

      ​@@obama7855 no guys, you dont understand, he is like soooo mature.

  • @aesopivan
    @aesopivan Před 2 lety +6294

    They way he says “Red” he sounds like a child and doesn’t see anything wrong with drinking that much koolaid😂

    • @alexjones7043
      @alexjones7043 Před 2 lety +233

      It’s also that he makes it out like it’s a really important part of the day and he doesn’t even know the flavour. Just the colour it is. That’s fucking hilarious.

    • @belindakaut6212
      @belindakaut6212 Před 2 lety +8

      why narc hahahahha jesus

    • @eljoelo2459
      @eljoelo2459 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ORiOh4582 LMAO

    • @devinallinson4824
      @devinallinson4824 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ORiOh4582 IM DEAD A FUCKING NARC 😂

    • @VXBAKER
      @VXBAKER Před 2 lety +18

      @@alexjones7043 Well to be fair kool aid pretty much only has one flavor in different colors.

  • @radmanstan413
    @radmanstan413 Před 3 lety +28367

    Bert lives like how a kid would imagine being an adult is like

    • @alifelesstoxic1253
      @alifelesstoxic1253 Před 3 lety +260

      I know Right 😂

    • @dtsnyder12
      @dtsnyder12 Před 3 lety +395

      super underrated comment

    • @benjones6030
      @benjones6030 Před 3 lety +212

      Are we sure Bert hasn't messed around with a Zoltar machine?

    • @Aribbonofsoundmen
      @Aribbonofsoundmen Před 3 lety +41

      @@dtsnyder12 literally not "underrated" you chump.

    • @sansfreedom1629
      @sansfreedom1629 Před 3 lety +61

      @@Aribbonofsoundmen Swear someone says that under any half funny comment

  • @JohnDoe-cj1cw
    @JohnDoe-cj1cw Před rokem +2409

    Tom dying of laughter while saying "this is so much sugar" is the most dad thing ever.

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Před rokem +24

      That part lives rent free in my head, along with the rest of this clip

    • @steflift5165
      @steflift5165 Před rokem +17

      1:20

  • @bskbskbskbskbsk
    @bskbskbskbskbsk Před 8 měsíci +198

    “It’s low calorie Kool-Aid.”
    “Yeah, no, most doctors recommend it.” 💀
    I’m dead.

    • @markenriquez625
      @markenriquez625 Před 3 měsíci

      the best part is they don't sell low-calorie kool-aid, the packet is just flavoring, and you add sugar to it that is the calories, so he is just totally delusional just like his alcoholism lol

  • @spencermackel7800
    @spencermackel7800 Před 3 lety +3955

    “What flavor is it?”
    “Red.”
    HAHAHAHA

    • @quinnoconnor2605
      @quinnoconnor2605 Před 2 lety +66

      With a straight face lol

    • @Puggernuts
      @Puggernuts Před 2 lety +19

      Better red than dead!

    • @mikopop
      @mikopop Před 2 lety +29

      It's dumber, It's "What kind?" "red."

    • @markus2584
      @markus2584 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Puggernuts said the guy with the pokemon playlist lmao

    • @Puggernuts
      @Puggernuts Před 2 lety +16

      @@markus2584 Lol it's a south park reference dude.. and pokemon kicks ass 🤘

  • @DesertDweller1776
    @DesertDweller1776 Před 3 lety +9673

    “Good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water” get me every time

    • @dwightrichards3584
      @dwightrichards3584 Před 2 lety +23

      😂😂

    • @drsus0
      @drsus0 Před 2 lety +186

      “ i try to drink two every day” gets me…as if its what the doctor recommends lol!

    • @DesertDweller1776
      @DesertDweller1776 Před 2 lety +30

      @@drsus0 all docs suggest to drink two gallons of Kook-Aid A day lol

    • @toby2k75
      @toby2k75 Před 2 lety +19

      Lmao well technically bert is drinking alot of water😂😂

    • @NoblePineapples
      @NoblePineapples Před 2 lety +37

      For me it's "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"

  • @Monarch-jb8vi
    @Monarch-jb8vi Před rokem +1221

    "You never realize how different you are until someone points it out" hits really close to home

  • @mandelbomb99
    @mandelbomb99 Před rokem +595

    The funniest part is that Bert doesn’t actually get why Tom’s laughing so hard, but he’s laughing cause Tom is laughing.

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 Před 7 měsíci

      That is the sad part... dude is a moron, and dying, laughing.

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted Před 4 měsíci +3

      Bert is laughing cuz he knows it will get him views

  • @SHEEMBA
    @SHEEMBA Před 3 lety +4014

    That genuine "red" answer got me

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 Před 3 lety +115

      "what flavor"? RED! LOL priceless

    • @josephlittlefield2313
      @josephlittlefield2313 Před 3 lety +126

      “Blue is not a flavor.” “Oh, blue blast? Give it here.”
      -Michael Scott

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty Před 3 lety +9

      That's how you say it

    • @richliving1619
      @richliving1619 Před 3 lety +38

      Red or purple. Those are the only acceptable answers to what kool-aid you’re drinking.

    • @Dannyjedge
      @Dannyjedge Před 3 lety +10

      Joseph Littlefield “how many filet o’fishes did you eat?” “That’s three or four months worth, Ryan”

  • @nyastclair8174
    @nyastclair8174 Před 3 lety +4899

    The guy laughing maniacally off in the distance the whole time is the cherry on top.

    • @jakehunter8341
      @jakehunter8341 Před 2 lety +170

      The *RED* on top.

    • @dininelbourne
      @dininelbourne Před 2 lety +100

      Fucking precisely. That guy makes this whole thing next level.

    • @ctand91
      @ctand91 Před 2 lety +4

      The soundboard laugh?

    • @carmenporter7087
      @carmenporter7087 Před 2 lety +122

      @@ctand91 That's not a soundboard... it's Nadav aka Blueban, the show's producer.

    • @callumhill3758
      @callumhill3758 Před 2 lety +1

      It's a sound board, its added into loads of these and YMH

  • @GetOffTheLawn
    @GetOffTheLawn Před rokem +174

    When Bert doubled down with " I try to drink two of them everyday." LMFAO

  • @VeMi1337
    @VeMi1337 Před rokem +893

    To people who don't listen normally, the thing you have to realize, since the very beginning when they started this podcast in episode one and every single episode onwards they always, at some point of the show, talk about health, Burt's crazy fitness routines and how he is trying to lose weight. Also, Tom usually doesn't laugh very often as he is the more calm and collected person. Burt's crazy Kool aid intake really came out of nowhere and makes him look crazy when thinking about how much he talks about health.

    • @brancracker
      @brancracker Před rokem +123

      Even better, 1 or 2 episodes before this Bert had said that he felt people who like ice cream are childish lol

    • @deezyD93
      @deezyD93 Před rokem +8

      @@brancrackerhahaha I forgot that part 😂

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Před rokem +32

      Its true, tom sometimes puts off serial killer vibes, with how serious he can be, so seeing him flat out lose it was just great. Makes sense though, considering what you mentioned. Probably did not see that coming at all XD

    • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
      @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Před rokem +9

      I'm Finnish and we don't have kool aid here. Quick googling revealed that if he indeed drinks "low calorie" kool aid it looks like it does not have carbs. Which is strange since maltodextrin is in there which I think is just carbs. Can anyone clarify if this is correct since I cant believe the amount of sugar he consumes everyday if he drinks 120 oz (3.6 litres!) Of regular kool aid everyday.

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Před rokem +9

      @@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Yea, even if his calories are low, the amount of sugar must be insane. They saw when you over consume substances though, your body builds up a tolerance, so it might not even do anything for him, hence why he guzzles so much.

  • @daves984
    @daves984 Před 3 lety +3339

    Tom's crying because he just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy

    • @markh3684
      @markh3684 Před 3 lety +22

      Tom's crying because 20mg Tom just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy

    • @daves984
      @daves984 Před 3 lety +28

      @@hamschh you are mistaken, you are missing it entirely. Bert is a bit! He is a character. That is him I wouldn't second guess that he drinks a gallon of koolaid a day and doesn't think anything is wrong with that.

    • @krazyk3842
      @krazyk3842 Před 3 lety +2

      Just realized I think he knew that lmao. He doesn't shower, doesn't brush his teeth, and have you seen his clothes in the tour bus lmao.

    • @no-gc6xd
      @no-gc6xd Před 3 lety +6

      Or realizing his best friend only has a handful of years left on earth

    • @krazyk3842
      @krazyk3842 Před 3 lety +1

      @@no-gc6xd omfg

  • @danakendall282
    @danakendall282 Před 2 lety +3460

    Bert's laugh sounds like some type of prehistoric sea bird dying slowly in the tar pits.

  • @jefryaye1017
    @jefryaye1017 Před rokem +1251

    Does anyone else come back this episode just to have a laugh once in a while. I love you guys

  • @wealthedge
    @wealthedge Před rokem +370

    Tom trying to calm himself down with “….it’s so much Kool Aid…” is SLAYING ME.

  • @Vorusen
    @Vorusen Před 3 lety +2168

    "If you're a grown man eating ice cream your life is out of control" Says the man who takes baths in the pool and TRIES to drink a gallon of Kool-Aid a day.

  • @fightclubswag
    @fightclubswag Před 3 lety +4673

    Bert literally drinks almost a pound of sugar in kool-aid every single day AND showers in a pool. How is he not being studied by Jane Goodall

    • @ShawnHodgins
      @ShawnHodgins Před 3 lety +191

      Too few humans have evolved far enough to appreciate your point.

    • @philocalypso
      @philocalypso Před 3 lety +41

      Knowing bert its probably sugar free

    • @roryvonmeyer2643
      @roryvonmeyer2643 Před 3 lety +83

      How the hell do you "shower in the pool"? Does Bert bring shampoo, conditioner, body wash and whatever else into a pool with him and bathe?

    • @KiteAndKeyProductions
      @KiteAndKeyProductions Před 3 lety +36

      @@roryvonmeyer2643 yes

    • @roryvonmeyer2643
      @roryvonmeyer2643 Před 3 lety +64

      @@KiteAndKeyProductions this guy is barely human

  • @davisd3928
    @davisd3928 Před 6 měsíci +71

    Tom's goose honk laugh at 0:49 brings me pure joy

  • @Simply_marryy
    @Simply_marryy Před rokem +313

    The double take Tom gives in the beginning gets me every time 😂

  • @FattyMateo
    @FattyMateo Před 3 lety +847

    "you know how you never realize how different you are until someone points it out"?
    Good bless Bert, he's so innocent

    • @jwm6314
      @jwm6314 Před 2 lety +7

      Like Christina learning you can dry yourself with a towel before you get dressed...

    • @michaeltonikov
      @michaeltonikov Před 2 lety +8

      He's so sweet. Literally, SO MUCH SUGAR

    • @arnoldhernandez1910
      @arnoldhernandez1910 Před 2 lety

      @@jwm6314 tf 😂

  • @talkingmudcrab718
    @talkingmudcrab718 Před 3 lety +2141

    Bert literally didn't realize how ridiculous the concept of drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid a day was until Tom lost his shit. Let that sink in.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker Před 3 lety +35

      @mamamia88 even a pack of that shit is awful for you

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker Před 3 lety +32

      @@Sigrafix he's just replacing addictions, it's like stopping crack but switching to full time eating

    • @Sigrafix
      @Sigrafix Před 3 lety

      @@ReeferSmoker I don't see how you can be addicted to kool aid tho.. Lol.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker Před 3 lety +32

      @@Sigrafix sugar, hello? It triggers the release of serotonin its why fat people get fatter by the day

    • @karabinjr
      @karabinjr Před 3 lety +2

      sugar-free kool aid is 5 calories per serving actually

  • @Mikemikemike131
    @Mikemikemike131 Před rokem +220

    At 4:20 Tom just looks at Bert completely baffled and shakes his head because his best friend drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day and doesn't think twice about it

  • @normanjouett2792
    @normanjouett2792 Před rokem +156

    The way Tom calmly says "take me through your morning" will always kill me.

  • @skonka8503
    @skonka8503 Před 3 lety +2411

    "dude that's 25g of sugar per serving!"
    "Yeah, but look at the Vitamin C"
    😂

    • @aceisgreat2008
      @aceisgreat2008 Před 3 lety +79

      The genuine disappointed look on Tom's face in immediate response to that really got me hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kamikazeeOG
      @kamikazeeOG Před 3 lety +26

      "Yeah, that's true"

    • @moronfromouterspace2972
      @moronfromouterspace2972 Před 3 lety +1

      😂

    • @aceisgreat2008
      @aceisgreat2008 Před 3 lety +12

      6:46 btw in case anyone wants to go right to it 😂😂😂

    • @timcombs558
      @timcombs558 Před 3 lety +2

      its low sugar Kool AId!!!!

  • @marios3202
    @marios3202 Před 3 lety +2910

    Bert is like what happens when you give a 12 year old a million dollars..

    • @brando847
      @brando847 Před 3 lety +78

      Literally the Blank Check kid grown up

    • @-cali-gbpacker559
      @-cali-gbpacker559 Před 3 lety +4

      No sh*t 🤣

    • @poppinboppin7250
      @poppinboppin7250 Před 2 lety +20

      @@-cali-gbpacker559 thanks for the censor. Bad words hurt my feelings.

    • @lyndacork2821
      @lyndacork2821 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol. Good one!

    • @MK-573
      @MK-573 Před 2 lety +1

      @@poppinboppin7250 damn a light roast! He silly goose though

  • @rafaelmarquez8886
    @rafaelmarquez8886 Před 5 měsíci +24

    5:18 “Then I get in the pool, I shower in the pool” lmao 🤣

  • @gapjunction11
    @gapjunction11 Před rokem +435

    After watching it a hundred times, I just realised for the first time ever that at 2:02 Bert is farting from laughing so hard.

  • @snoop4470
    @snoop4470 Před 2 lety +4552

    I come back every few months to watch this. I love it so much. "I try to drink two everyday" like it's part of some diet.

    • @bradymoore7675
      @bradymoore7675 Před rokem +49

      That’s the part that got me 😂😂

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 Před rokem +40

      me justfiying drinking iced tea all day because its basically water

    • @krishaneWDssc
      @krishaneWDssc Před rokem +9

      Every few months, this is the 15th tome watching this month

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 Před rokem +11

      @@spjr99 I mean as long as you dont put much sugar into it

    • @TexasTimelapse
      @TexasTimelapse Před rokem +9

      I do the same when I need a good laugh. It never lets me down.

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano Před 2 lety +13906

    I need a guy to cackle wildly in the background at everything I say, for my mental health

    • @scottg1942
      @scottg1942 Před 2 lety +68

      Agreed

    • @MiniMagit
      @MiniMagit Před 2 lety +83

      Youre the last guy I expected to see in these comments, I love your videos man

    • @Hillybolly609
      @Hillybolly609 Před 2 lety +16

      Somebody once told me

    • @jinglemyberries866
      @jinglemyberries866 Před 2 lety +63

      who is that guy who always laughs in the background he has a very contagious laughter

    • @neaituppi7306
      @neaituppi7306 Před 2 lety +4

      I need two, just so I know the first wasn't just laughing from a Kool-Aid sugar buzz.

  • @armanarmadillo
    @armanarmadillo Před rokem +102

    I've only laughed as hard as these two with my friend who's since passed from a heart attack. We were getting high in my office and watching this random funny show, and we both laughed for 45 minutes straight. By the time we calmed down, we weren't even high anymore, and I felt physically ill. RIP Big Arm.

    • @EraserTraceur
      @EraserTraceur Před rokem

      Bless.
      Wait, getting high in an office? Lul.

    • @armanarmadillo
      @armanarmadillo Před rokem +2

      @I Gonna Be Neenja Ah, yeah man. I was a 21 year old kid that got lucky enough to run a small business but I was also an irresponsible pot head that liked to hang out with friends after work. So we'd smoke blunts and chill in my office lol.

    • @EraserTraceur
      @EraserTraceur Před rokem

      @@armanarmadillo haha u goated for that

    • @wyattpurpp
      @wyattpurpp Před 5 měsíci

      Same. Getting high with a buddy watching Without a Paddle and rewinding the part in the hospital parking lot at least 45 times.
      Big ups and love to ya homie.

  • @rhysobrien2439
    @rhysobrien2439 Před rokem +38

    I think I've watched this 100 times and it's still hilarious.
    "People walk around and they're like, good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water!"

  • @chaddt
    @chaddt Před 3 lety +834

    Double iced coffee: ✅
    “Run” “4” “miles”: ✅
    “Shower” in the pool: ✅
    64oz yeti tumbler of Kool Aid: ✅

    • @leemiera84
      @leemiera84 Před 3 lety +18

      *hydro flask

    • @obesebird
      @obesebird Před 3 lety +15

      *2 64 oz kool aids

    • @wrizzy9393
      @wrizzy9393 Před 3 lety +39

      Don’t forget he skips brushing his teeth and just uses a water pick. I can’t believe that his wife can stand all of this 😂😂😂😂. Dirty country girl

    • @johntetzler1662
      @johntetzler1662 Před 3 lety +1

      *growler

    • @allianceofsteel
      @allianceofsteel Před 3 lety +4

      @@wrizzy9393 awful white teeth for a water pick though

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname Před 2 lety +2665

    Just think if Bert had never said “Let me take a little sip of Kool-Aid” we would not have this moment. I wonder how much longer it would have gone that nobody knew he was drinking Kool-aid the entire time?

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 Před 2 lety +76

      I loved that moment of confusion from Tom before he realizes

    • @topramen5344
      @topramen5344 Před 2 lety +9

      @@user-dx7yu1pm2i I feel the same way since those cups are just there, but the laughter and reactions don’t seem fake at all

    • @wasteman9548
      @wasteman9548 Před 2 lety +6

      @@user-dx7yu1pm2i i feel like bert may have planned it but tom didnt know, those reactions were way too genuine

    • @maryannpeterson7292
      @maryannpeterson7292 Před 2 lety

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 p

    • @maryannpeterson7292
      @maryannpeterson7292 Před 2 lety

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 p

  • @spockolenbrander256
    @spockolenbrander256 Před rokem +75

    Tom genuinely thought he was joking at first until he poured the Kool Aid

  • @peterogrodnick5693
    @peterogrodnick5693 Před rokem +58

    Tom Segura has one of the best laughs I’ve ever heard. It’s contagious as all hell 😂

  • @selfmadenewbie
    @selfmadenewbie Před rokem +3686

    The way he says “I’ve gotta do two a day,” like he’s fulfilling some kind of prescribed nutritional requirement. 😂

    • @zedc6072
      @zedc6072 Před rokem +39

      yeah like its for its health

    • @jamx_1276
      @jamx_1276 Před rokem +63

      Hey that's what probably keeps the alcohol from killing him

    • @jumpingilly732
      @jumpingilly732 Před rokem +13

      He says he tries to

    • @brucedoyle4055
      @brucedoyle4055 Před rokem +6

      I mean how else does he keep in shape

    • @teeell3712
      @teeell3712 Před rokem +17

      @@jumpingilly732 which is funnier. really working to fit that in. Goal set.

  • @Bugattiman9999
    @Bugattiman9999 Před 2 lety +2170

    Bert’s matter of fact “RED” answer is just precious 😆🤣😂😅

    • @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
      @ILOVEGOOOOOOLD Před 2 lety +25

      Lmaoo was looking for this comment. How confident he is in his answer

    • @michaelgeeslin7731
      @michaelgeeslin7731 Před 2 lety +24

      My favorite part, besides Toms inital “you’re drinking…a fucking….64oz….(cannot finish)

    • @Lemmonjello416
      @Lemmonjello416 Před 2 lety +11

      I like that they both turn a deeper shade of red than the coolaid

    • @sctkarter1111
      @sctkarter1111 Před 2 lety +18

      He’s literally a child in adult form. Most rational adults say “cherry, strawberry, etc”

    • @traviscoates6878
      @traviscoates6878 Před 2 lety +2

      Duh! What else is there?

  • @av0976
    @av0976 Před rokem +12

    3:40 not Bert sounding like Pennywise when he laughs😂

  • @erikcruz5465
    @erikcruz5465 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Showed this to my 10 & 7 yr olds. We all were howling. I read a comment somewhere that said “Bert lives life the way a child thinks adults live” or something like that. So true.

  • @VictoryVII
    @VictoryVII Před 3 lety +1827

    Bert doesnt realize the reason he's sweating is because his blood sugar is through the fucking roof

    • @igotanM16
      @igotanM16 Před 2 lety +121

      And his blood pressure is probably high asf also. That's why he turned red so quickly.

    • @ojc8203
      @ojc8203 Před 2 lety +18

      Good old American ignorance! Ppl don’t know that leanest beef has 25%of fat and put butter on it and eat it with potato of different kind

    • @RusticVisuals
      @RusticVisuals Před 2 lety +27

      @@ojc8203 is that the leanest? Is it a mislabeling thing or what? Because at the comissary here theres a lotta 93%

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 Před 2 lety +54

      I’m genuinely impressed Bret Chrysler is still alive

    • @daddydankmemes6260
      @daddydankmemes6260 Před 2 lety +8

      @@ojc8203 I've seen 90% lean beef and you can get higher if you're willing to pay for it

  • @madecl21
    @madecl21 Před 3 lety +1677

    Sincerely I don't think Bert understands why Tom's laughing that much

    • @NaruBrilu
      @NaruBrilu Před 3 lety +206

      Lmao he doesnt have that much self-awareness so most likely not

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare Před 3 lety +231

      I was waiting for him to let slip through the crying laughter, "you're definitely going to die soon".

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 Před 3 lety +64

      Lmao Bert even says he drinks a certain amount of it to balance the water he drinks. dude has a daily intake of cherry kool-aid he must consume im freaking howling i love this dude

    • @adamjamestattoos
      @adamjamestattoos Před 3 lety +16

      He has no clue. Haha

    • @willmach
      @willmach Před 3 lety +70

      While Bert is an idiot, sometimes nothing is funnier than watching your friends lose their shit laughing

  • @adamrivera8550
    @adamrivera8550 Před rokem +235

    If Bert said “Let me take a sip of this.” Instead of “Koolaid”, this moment wouldn’t exist.
    Let that sink in.

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 Před rokem

      It's a moment, but moments like these aren't rare if you put the right people with the right vibes in the same room

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 Před rokem

      @Dave Lane you probably mean well to correct him but the "grow up" at the end is unnecessary. makes you look like an asshole. lmao.

    • @andrewjohnson588
      @andrewjohnson588 Před rokem +2

      Even after Bert says it, Tom almost lets it go. He does a double take and you can almost see him debating whether to say anything.

    • @getgle
      @getgle Před rokem +1

      @Dave Lane 🤓

    • @liamk1610
      @liamk1610 Před rokem

      ​@Dave Lane You don't have to be this guy.

  • @t.n.2297
    @t.n.2297 Před rokem +78

    I have started a ritual where I watch this every morning so I can laugh stupidly and it just sets the mood for the day. I’m so much happier after laughing along with this nonsense.

  • @thosearepinklemons
    @thosearepinklemons Před 3 lety +514

    The more we find out about Bert, the more I'm surprised he's still alive.

    • @Seamalicous
      @Seamalicous Před 3 lety +45

      I've definitely switched from 'how is that guy so fat?' to 'how does he weigh under 500 pounds'

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy Před 3 lety +3

      Mickey Mantle gene baby

  • @thealphabeaver298
    @thealphabeaver298 Před 3 lety +2102

    Tom "what kind"
    Bert "Red."
    Respect burt, the hood sees you.

  • @DavidMarksmen1992
    @DavidMarksmen1992 Před 7 měsíci +22

    Anyone else come back to watch this once a month and laugh as hard as the first time?

  • @litseagull554
    @litseagull554 Před 6 měsíci +12

    Tom laughed uncontrollably for damn near 4 minutes straight. Thats a great start to the day

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner Před 3 lety +1373

    I no longer think drinking alcohol is the reason Bert has high blood pressure

    • @erikmichael1901
      @erikmichael1901 Před 3 lety +43

      Real talk. 64 oz of Tito’s might be healthier. Cuz you sure as heck ain’t drinking all 64 oz nor a second jug.

    • @BrandonM7777
      @BrandonM7777 Před 3 lety +18

      there's a 100% chance that koolaid has vodka in it, so it's still both.

    • @AxelQC
      @AxelQC Před 3 lety +6

      That's 640 calories of pure sugar in that bottle.

    • @eks9225
      @eks9225 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AxelQC 800

    • @yoshibeats5663
      @yoshibeats5663 Před rokem +2

      @@BrandonM7777 I think Tom would have mentioned it when he tasted it. I bet it's just Coolaid

  • @MCRmechanic
    @MCRmechanic Před 2 lety +816

    I think it's so hilarious to Tom because he's probably been watching Bert drink out of that thing for months thinking "Wow, this guy drinks a lot of water. That's great." only to finally discover that he has been drinking kool-Aid the entire time. In that context it's so much funnier to me haha.

    • @tiktokuser8498
      @tiktokuser8498 Před 2 lety +8

      taken. tom says that on 1:41

    • @joelanderson839
      @joelanderson839 Před 2 lety +6

      And on top of that, this was during a time in the show (and just in Bert & Tom’s friendship) when every week it seemed like we found out a new unhealthy or gross things that Bert does. Pool showering, wiping his ass with his hands, drinking wine on the treadmill, etc. and it all reached a climax in this clip. It’s so beautiful hahaha

    • @MrMetalhorse
      @MrMetalhorse Před 2 lety +6

      @@joelanderson839 He does fucking what? WIPE WITH HIS HANDS?!! When did he say that? Do you have a link? can you elaborate? I NEED ANSWERS

    • @everybodyhateschrismania7970
      @everybodyhateschrismania7970 Před 2 lety

      How has he not have a heart attack

    • @everybodyhateschrismania7970
      @everybodyhateschrismania7970 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrMetalhorse right

  • @Ron.316
    @Ron.316 Před rokem +21

    To think what Bert said already went past him and he had to go back and process it. Then asks "Kool Aid?..."😂

  • @matthewsmith3649
    @matthewsmith3649 Před 3 lety +1179

    Bert is how I imagine a real life Homer Simpson would be.

  • @BobbyDigital59
    @BobbyDigital59 Před 3 lety +1334

    The worst part is him “trying to drink 1 or 2 more of these” like it’s for his health

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech Před 3 lety +92

      When said "trying to" I was sent into orbit 🤣

    • @kusucks991
      @kusucks991 Před 3 lety +16

      @@spyczech I'm so glad I'm not the only one that keeps getting stuck on that HAHA, "I *try to* drink 2 a day"

    • @IntensePeppers
      @IntensePeppers Před 3 lety +6

      You mean best part

    • @Squirrelconga
      @Squirrelconga Před 3 lety +1

      I heard it that way too!!!! 😂

    • @JJM2222
      @JJM2222 Před 3 lety +22

      "look at the vitamin c though"

  • @elitetilinguk3757
    @elitetilinguk3757 Před rokem +21

    The thing I love about this type of comedy is they didn’t even make a joke. Almost seven and a half minutes of solid side splitting laughter. As Frank Carson would say…”it’s the way you tell ‘em”

  • @chazlon5061
    @chazlon5061 Před rokem +82

    this reminds me of a moment i had with my friend. both of us are fat. and we were laughing about how hilarious an imaginary scenario would be if we were being chased by police as we both rode on the same motorcycle, going slowly down the road cause of how much we'd weigh down the motorcycle. We were two fat guys hysterically laughing at our own fatness for five minutes straight, just like this 😂

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample Před 2 lety +2468

    Tom almost composing himself and then taking a drink of the Kool-Aid only to lose his shit completely again kills me 🤣

  • @theCitizenholmes
    @theCitizenholmes Před 3 lety +576

    The high pitched squeal is how Bert attracts local dogs to mate with.

    • @apatel922
      @apatel922 Před 3 lety +2

      *with him

    • @unchainedpapabear4517
      @unchainedpapabear4517 Před 3 lety +1

      At least ya heard it ya dirty dog😂

    • @theCitizenholmes
      @theCitizenholmes Před 3 lety +4

      @@apatel922 I'm not sure YMH CZcams comments about Bert fucking dogs are where you go to find examples of proper use of prepositional phrases, my guy.

    • @rymichaeldudeguy65
      @rymichaeldudeguy65 Před 3 lety +2

      1:36

    • @8kigana
      @8kigana Před 3 lety +1

      You mean like a Hyena and monkey going at it laugh.

  • @plonjart
    @plonjart Před rokem +56

    Literally the most I've ever seen Tom laugh

    • @salvador3828
      @salvador3828 Před 8 měsíci

      The bit about jennifer aniston is also fucking hilarious

  • @filenotfound_2416
    @filenotfound_2416 Před 9 měsíci +15

    I love that you can see Tom’s tears welling up in his eyes, like he’s genuinely laughing so damn hard lmao. This clip is legendary

  • @dj1slandboy
    @dj1slandboy Před 3 lety +1678

    “Good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water”
    That’s the shit that go so hard

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 Před 3 lety +1464

    "I'm sweating and crying."
    It's called diabetes, Bert

    • @kennethscherer4734
      @kennethscherer4734 Před 2 lety +13

      WebMD sent me to this comment.

    • @rouuuk
      @rouuuk Před 2 lety

      @@kennethscherer4734 is it?

    • @ryanp6999
      @ryanp6999 Před 2 lety +3

      @@rouuuk nah I think its a joke because of the whole sugar in the kool-aid thing.

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rouuukLaughing is actually like a workout kinda since so many muscles tense up and relax. I think it was like 15 min of laughing burns around 30 something calories.

    • @mattfinley4544
      @mattfinley4544 Před 2 lety

      Its sugar free kool aid

  • @mitchellfeldman273
    @mitchellfeldman273 Před měsícem +2

    Tom rolling his eyes and shaking his head when Bert says "i shower in the pool" at 5:20 is so freaking funny like hes thinking "jesus im friends with a literal manchild" 😂😂😂

  • @JesseZakshesky
    @JesseZakshesky Před rokem +31

    I come back to watch this clip every couple of months. It's great therapy.
    One of the best podcast moments in the history of podcasting.

  • @ballconei4879
    @ballconei4879 Před 3 lety +1687

    Tom normally only laugh's like this during the final moments of his victims death spasms.

  • @99Cloverfield
    @99Cloverfield Před 3 lety +1424

    Bert: "Ice cream is for children, no grown man should eat ice cream."
    Also Bert: "I try to drink a gallon of Kool Aid a day"

    • @varden3270
      @varden3270 Před 3 lety +17

      He now eats tons of ice cream too. It's his "thing".

    • @uwotm
      @uwotm Před 3 lety +28

      Tom: what flavour?
      Burnt: red
      He says fucking red

    • @BigNUTT
      @BigNUTT Před 3 lety +4

      @@uwotm LMAO Burnt

    • @KillerRobson
      @KillerRobson Před 3 lety +8

      @@uwotm To be fair red is almost a good description. I don't remember what red kool aid is supposed to be flavoured. Cherry if I had to guess, I it definitely does not taste like it.

    • @MrWhingeypants
      @MrWhingeypants Před 3 lety +1

      @@varden3270 like eating brownies

  • @salazarklopp3732
    @salazarklopp3732 Před 5 měsíci +12

    I love how at 2:29 he takes a second sip an then starts laughing because he realises again how much sugar it is

  • @tannorkocis7023
    @tannorkocis7023 Před rokem +10

    Doesn’t matter what kinda day you be having, a laugh party like this will turn your day around. Fuck laughter is a special thing.

  • @malachidavie5764
    @malachidavie5764 Před rokem +1447

    1:44 put me in tears. “Good for that guy , he drinks a lot of water” 😂😂😂

    • @jayjavdav403
      @jayjavdav403 Před rokem +13

      Same Lmfao

    • @johnwebster76
      @johnwebster76 Před rokem +8

      I immediately thought about all the sugar in 64 oz of Kool-aid, half a cup of sugar

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted Před 4 měsíci

      Jesus Christ how does he not have diabettus.@@johnwebster76

    • @paul1979uk
      @paul1979uk Před 4 měsíci +2

      That's when I nearly passed out in the kitchen. Don't watch this whilst making a cup of tea.

  • @Andreweroo
    @Andreweroo Před 3 lety +722

    Bert: Ice Cream is for children
    Also Bert:

    • @jmmyjimmy106
      @jmmyjimmy106 Před 3 lety +18

      As a 26 year old man who eats far too much Hagen-Daz ice cream I still haven't forgiven Burp Crystal for that comment.
      Until I watched a podcast from about a year ago where he was talking about ice creams he loves and I remembered 90% of the shit they say is for goofs.

    • @whiskeywombat4312
      @whiskeywombat4312 Před 3 lety +8

      Don't forget the Uncrustables

    • @Neimonster
      @Neimonster Před 3 lety +2

      @@whiskeywombat4312 That's one of the main food groups

    • @TendoTheDude
      @TendoTheDude Před 3 lety

      Such truth. Thanks mommy

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf Před 3 lety

      @@whiskeywombat4312 Is that that movie with Robin de Niro and Kennard Costner?

  • @justinehly2488
    @justinehly2488 Před měsícem +2

    The way Tom takes a sip after they stop laughing, and immediately starts laughing again because it's good.🤣

  • @mylesmontgomery942
    @mylesmontgomery942 Před 8 měsíci +4

    The guy laughing in the background makes this video PERFECTION it just echoes the humor so perfectly

  • @PurpleHeartSti
    @PurpleHeartSti Před 2 lety +2884

    The fact that "I shower in the pool" slips by in this clip is still incredible to me. Brent should be studied for science.

    • @tajklair
      @tajklair Před 2 lety +4

      Yes

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono Před 2 lety +10

      Rich people gunna rich.

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Před 2 lety +91

      @@the_original_Bilb_Ono Rich would be installing a shower in the pool. Thinking chlorine = soap is pure Bert. 😛

    • @michaelelliott1212
      @michaelelliott1212 Před 2 lety +25

      Brent?

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Před 2 lety +37

      @@michaelelliott1212 Misspelling Bert's first and last names is some kinda meme, though I have no idea how it started.

  • @TheGooGaming
    @TheGooGaming Před rokem +2587

    I can’t get over the fact that Bert is consuming probably 2000% his daily recommended value of Vitamin C

    • @2fiddy_squiddy
      @2fiddy_squiddy Před rokem +77

      That man never gets sick 🤣

    • @MrPek-fe9fp
      @MrPek-fe9fp Před rokem

      It comes out with pee so you cant ever take too much c vitamin so thats good

    • @MrPek-fe9fp
      @MrPek-fe9fp Před rokem +120

      Ssshoooo much SUGAR!!!!

    • @FUZYsquatch
      @FUZYsquatch Před rokem +86

      400% DV of sugar

    • @hipknotiq
      @hipknotiq Před rokem +47

      He's a machine from what I've heard.

  • @anthonycruz2060
    @anthonycruz2060 Před rokem +14

    This is one of the best videos ever lmao. Literally just 2 guys laughing their asses off over koolaid for 7 straight minutes.

  • @makatron
    @makatron Před rokem +4

    Tom: what kind?
    Bert: RED
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Treezfreeze
    @Treezfreeze Před 3 lety +1432

    we should enjoy Bernt Krystler while he's still with us

  • @brandonhotaling8162
    @brandonhotaling8162 Před 3 lety +343

    Bert: I don't understand why I can't lose weight.
    Kool aid guy: OH YEAAAAAA

    • @koshfrey9724
      @koshfrey9724 Před 3 lety +1

      Gut laughing here.
      I needed that. Ffff

  • @tommygunn8395
    @tommygunn8395 Před rokem +10

    The sound of bert and Tom uncontrollably laughing is my therapy; love you brothers

  • @Trackstar800m204
    @Trackstar800m204 Před rokem +63

    Tom's reaction at 5:55 is kinda wild. Like he laughs cause it's hilarious but also quickly realizes his best friend will eventually die from his over-consumption.

    • @ProfPsycDad
      @ProfPsycDad Před rokem +1

      Id be frustrated as hell

    • @maxfern5701
      @maxfern5701 Před rokem +2

      6:46 is even worse, look at Tom's face after he looks away, he looks genuinely sad.

  • @prim34ev
    @prim34ev Před 3 lety +2762

    I feel like Bert didn’t really get why Tom was laughing so hard but seeing such hard laughter made him laugh too, this is great

    • @MatTastic209
      @MatTastic209 Před 3 lety +209

      Proven when Bert says "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"

    • @NotCassidy
      @NotCassidy Před 3 lety +44

      their laughter made this 100x funnier! 😂

    • @nickcolvert8282
      @nickcolvert8282 Před 3 lety +46

      Tom was laughing at Bert because Bert is fat.

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 Před 3 lety +29

      A HUUUUUNDRED percent

    • @totallyintoit
      @totallyintoit Před 3 lety +15

      Bert knows how to turn it on for the $$$

  • @juanchoguzman2359
    @juanchoguzman2359 Před 3 lety +352

    "They're like good for that guy he drinks a lot of water, IT'S KOOLAID"😂😂😂

    • @jonathanrocha779
      @jonathanrocha779 Před 3 lety +12

      Thats what I think got Tom, he thought bert was being healthy. When actually this guy is drinking sugar water.

    • @Hals
      @Hals Před 3 lety +2

      @@jonathanrocha779 He only drinks it like, a few times a week so like, he's definitely not addicted to it. He has basically been sugarwater-free the past month

    • @cailanshrontz
      @cailanshrontz Před 3 lety +5

      Didn’t he just admit in this very video that he drinks it daily, though?

    • @juanchoguzman2359
      @juanchoguzman2359 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cailanshrontz Yeah and that he tries to get two in everyday.

    • @akelund4096
      @akelund4096 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jonathanrocha779 It's the low-cal version and the vitamin C cancels the sugars and cancers. It's science.

  • @shannonsensi7789
    @shannonsensi7789 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. Dying alongside them 😂😂 They’re laughing and the laughing in the background kills me

  • @sloburnnn
    @sloburnnn Před 6 měsíci +5

    I like to rewatch this episode every few months. Bert and Tom have the most infectious laughs ever. 😂

  • @alejandroaros2986
    @alejandroaros2986 Před 3 lety +433

    Bert: I don’t understand how I’m still fat. I run I swim and I don’t drink alcohol anymore
    Also Bert: kool-Aid is the best. I drink at least a couple gallons a day

    • @MightBeCale
      @MightBeCale Před 3 lety +24

      "I *try* to drink two of them every day." He puts effort into making sure he drinks at least a gallon of Kool aid, every day.

    • @gutzu265
      @gutzu265 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MightBeCale but its low calorie coolaid

    • @AnonymousFREEZEpOp1
      @AnonymousFREEZEpOp1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gutzu265 he said that him and his daughter mix in the sugar. Lol

  • @VinylUnboxings
    @VinylUnboxings Před 2 lety +581

    "Most doctors recommend it"
    The delivery kills me

    • @Xaito
      @Xaito Před 2 lety +7

      That guy is good, he should be a comedian or something ;)

    • @Xaxp
      @Xaxp Před 2 lety +3

      @@Xaito I think one of them is a comedian.
      Edit: Ah, I see the wink now.

  • @skedardestroyer
    @skedardestroyer Před 7 měsíci +5

    Any time I’m in a bad mood, I just watch these guys laughing about this, and it just makes me feel better. The laughter is contagious

  • @andrescortez9625
    @andrescortez9625 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I watch this whenever I need a good laugh. 7 minutes later, the world doesn’t seem so dark. Cheers, lads.

  • @jeremyrfk
    @jeremyrfk Před rokem +1097

    Bert after getting his blood work results: “so how’s it look doc?”
    “I don’t know, apparently someone’s playing a prank here because it’s just fucking kool-aid”

  • @mzerebniak
    @mzerebniak Před 3 lety +115

    The fact that Bert says ‘I try to drink 2 a day’ as if it’s some sort of health goal to fast-track diabetes 😂😂😂

    • @vincentsanniti2438
      @vincentsanniti2438 Před 3 lety +1

      Like he feels bad if he misses his quota lol

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 Před 3 lety +1

      All I can hear is Wilford Brimley saying diabeetus. The liver is just getting so much work for that fatty liver.

  • @crockpot2515
    @crockpot2515 Před 10 měsíci +17

    Whenever I need a genuine laugh... I know I can click on this video. Never fails

  • @johnhavrilla6226
    @johnhavrilla6226 Před rokem +11

    This is the video i return to when i need to laugh. Their laughs are so contagious thats its impossible to laugh along with them.

    • @chrisp5796
      @chrisp5796 Před 6 měsíci

      120 ounces of Kool-aid daily is absolutely insane and a 100% certain ticket to Diabetes 😅 and that's why he has "Bert Body Syndrome"

  • @johnp9235
    @johnp9235 Před 2 lety +2342

    The worst thing about this clip is it made me realise how long it's been since I laughed like this. Can't help but watch it a couple of times a week to pick me back up

    • @jonnyw82
      @jonnyw82 Před 2 lety +11

      Same

    • @anon-nw7tj
      @anon-nw7tj Před 2 lety +9

      Same

    • @michaelsmoak8804
      @michaelsmoak8804 Před 2 lety +14

      i was just thinking this EXACT same thing.

    • @jonnyw82
      @jonnyw82 Před 2 lety +11

      Every couple years I’ll have a laugh like this

    • @marcd5285
      @marcd5285 Před 2 lety +16

      Just came back to it now for that exact reason. All of my anxieties from the world just melted away watching this again. This clip is a gem

  • @davidroos935
    @davidroos935 Před 3 lety +394

    “It’s watered down, it’s not too bad” this man been eating the powder straight up

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @maddmaxx94
      @maddmaxx94 Před 3 lety +1

      Just inject it you get the flavor faster

  • @MagnusVonBlack
    @MagnusVonBlack Před rokem +6

    I watch this once a week.

  • @alec3732
    @alec3732 Před 2 lety +1462

    "You need to get some Vitamin C."
    Nobody:
    Bert: I drink 120 ounces of Kool-aid

    • @cookieridergirl
      @cookieridergirl Před 2 lety +11

      And he drinks two a day. 🤣

    • @Lofiboi-rk8yv
      @Lofiboi-rk8yv Před 2 lety +3

      Mmmm nothing like 128 oz of kool aid

    • @majorfarmer5334
      @majorfarmer5334 Před 2 lety

      He literally never said he drinks 64 ounces of Kool aid

    • @cherelobelfor5042
      @cherelobelfor5042 Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger Před 2 lety +1

      Wait a sec....
      Nobody said nothing.
      Bert said he drinks 64ounces.
      Then who said, " you need to get some vitamin c"?

  • @smugreptile6695
    @smugreptile6695 Před 2 lety +2136

    A man devastates his best friend with knowledge of his beverage choice and laughs as the man self destructs under the weight of knowing his bud drinks a GALLON of Kool-aid a day.