Gifting Each Other WEAPONS | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2023
  • Highlight From Episode 200: • Episode 200 Spectacula...
    Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer exchange gifts with each other after crossing the 200th episode milestone.
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  • @justhere4thecomm3nt54
    @justhere4thecomm3nt54 Před 9 měsíci +462

    It's odd how their exchanging lethal weapons and kidnapper tools is so wholesome and sweet 🥰

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended Před 9 měsíci +6

      A morning star and a katana would not be items you’d use in a kidnapping, maybe a kid killing? XD

    • @steezsauce6993
      @steezsauce6993 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@imoffendedthatyouareoffended u see the part about lethal weapons lmao

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended Před 9 měsíci

      @@steezsauce6993 nah i didnt hahaha got a link?

    • @ophiolatreia93
      @ophiolatreia93 Před 9 měsíci

      Search for it lazybones😂

    • @davidgreenwood6029
      @davidgreenwood6029 Před 9 měsíci

      Chloroform is toxic. It hasn't been used in medical settings for decades it causes liver cancer and other things. Hope Bert doesn't actually use it.

  • @Armonia_Justin
    @Armonia_Justin Před 9 měsíci +911

    Tom should make Ila the recipient of the sword in his will. That's actually a really cool gift

  • @timmccarthy9917
    @timmccarthy9917 Před 9 měsíci +477

    Tim's deep-voiced impression of his son Elton never gets old

  • @micspam388
    @micspam388 Před 9 měsíci +552

    It's just like bert that when he gives someone a gift he unwraps it for them

    • @ChrisJones-pi5mh
      @ChrisJones-pi5mh Před 9 měsíci +7

      Probably because he didn't want Tom to cut himself.... But yeah, you're right 😂

    • @cornelius6616
      @cornelius6616 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Faux Pas aren’t unforgivable. I haven’t given or received many gifts in my life, so I could’ve made that same mistake. I would hope people wouldn’t hold it against me. But then again, Bert has shown a pattern…

    • @AprilTheRockStar
      @AprilTheRockStar Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂that's so true

    • @jebfinkle8547
      @jebfinkle8547 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Just came to comment this and seen you already mentioned it 😂😂

    • @josephgood2704
      @josephgood2704 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Also just like bert to be unaware that the signature underneath the handle is of the maker of the sword. They never put the name of soldiers on the tang of a katana.

  • @DWReed01
    @DWReed01 Před 9 měsíci +459

    Nothing like Bart opening up Tom’s gift for him. Nice

    • @ThaGoy
      @ThaGoy Před 9 měsíci +15

      I didn’t even realize till I read this 😂😂

    • @Scoots1994
      @Scoots1994 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Who is Bart?

    • @LandofOzOfficial
      @LandofOzOfficial Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@ThaGoy same! We clearly just expected that to happen🤣

    • @NJRacer623
      @NJRacer623 Před 9 měsíci +14

      @Scoots1994 That's Burnt Chrysler, Bart Crystal, Blunt Kisser. You know? The guy on the right.

    • @Bleachedhambone
      @Bleachedhambone Před 9 měsíci +4

      The guy on the right? You mean Black Krippler?

  • @Robbie64
    @Robbie64 Před 9 měsíci +220

    I love how burnt christless is really going in on collecting axis powers memorabilia

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative Před 2 měsíci +4

    That was so nice of Bert to unbox Toms gifts for him

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner Před 9 měsíci +35

    Tom literally muttered, “This would be so fun to hit somebody with.” And Bert brushed over it 😂😂

  • @kyle6209
    @kyle6209 Před 9 měsíci +34

    That katana has a cool history and now it’s in the hand of a comedian 😂

    • @user-qg8cj4zh5r
      @user-qg8cj4zh5r Před 8 měsíci +1

      Better than in the hands of a dead crazy imperial Japanese soldier

  • @lawsonsmith5322
    @lawsonsmith5322 Před 9 měsíci +16

    For years my brother and I have gotten each other a medieval weapon of some kind for Christmas. It’s a sweet tradition!

  • @jonathancaal8765
    @jonathancaal8765 Před 9 měsíci +11

    The most Bert thing about this is that Bert opened Tom's gift for him. Lol

  • @thomas8569
    @thomas8569 Před 9 měsíci +8

    love how bert instingtively opened both of the gifts

  • @jayclark1551
    @jayclark1551 Před 9 měsíci +32

    We all know Ellis would be holding the bloody morning star looking up at Tom like “did I do good Daddy?”

  • @tyronebiggums7296
    @tyronebiggums7296 Před 9 měsíci +24

    I can't wait to see Dr Drew's reaction to this😂

  • @digger3578
    @digger3578 Před 9 měsíci +30

    It’s so much fun watching two wealthy guys that I don’t know giving each other gifts and talking to each other before I go to work for some other wealthy guy.
    I’m killin it.

  • @bryceradcliffe8835
    @bryceradcliffe8835 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love how Bert opened EVERY present hahaha

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo Před 9 měsíci +4

    Tom looks good with the morning star, it suits him. Man when Tom does Ellis impersonation, by far the funniest thing he does, I love ti so much. Ellis is such a great source for material.

  • @kathye.4026
    @kathye.4026 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Happy 200th to the Bears. Found you guys, YMH and Rogan during the pandemic and feel like we are besties. Thank you. 🥰

  • @SystemofaDowns
    @SystemofaDowns Před 9 měsíci +37

    Nice of Bort to open his gift to Tom and telll him it was expensive 😐

  • @ZBirDEveryday
    @ZBirDEveryday Před 9 měsíci +51

    Bert let his daughter spend $10,000 at a PAWN Shop. That’s crazy. Happy 200th episode.

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou Před 9 měsíci +2

    Thats badass, the sword especially.

  • @DrMuFFinMan
    @DrMuFFinMan Před 4 měsíci

    The love between these two really shows by how well they can gift one another.

  • @truth9322
    @truth9322 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Burt being dramatic as hell making faces of pain and wincing as he reaches in the box or bag Lmao

  • @FinisterreTV
    @FinisterreTV Před 9 měsíci

    this was so sweet. wholesome.

  • @michaelkaudze1883
    @michaelkaudze1883 Před 9 měsíci +8

    If only Bert would let his gift recipients open their own gifts lol.

  • @Deezydapaperboy
    @Deezydapaperboy Před 2 měsíci

    The Fact Bert opened both of Toms Gifts 😂 CRAZZZY

  • @TacticalReaper56
    @TacticalReaper56 Před 9 měsíci +1

    "This smells old" perfection says the con artist.

  • @sungazer603
    @sungazer603 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Burt says they walked him through how to use it, about the katana lol.

  • @blaqspiral5859
    @blaqspiral5859 Před 9 měsíci +9

    I would have teared up if I had been Tom. Those two pieces are so awesome... I love historical martial weapons, but I always get bullied by friends/family when I try to buy some, due to them being "impractical waste" and that I'll "never do anything with them." But as a gift? Fuk yeah!

  • @kayoh1233
    @kayoh1233 Před 9 měsíci

    Tom is killing it with his weight journey. Amazing!!

  • @zjp692004
    @zjp692004 Před 5 měsíci

    I love their idea of good gifts lol

  • @ziadtlili511
    @ziadtlili511 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert what the hell?! that was the best way to give a present ever, ever seen, ever witnessed.

  • @lesleyd2448
    @lesleyd2448 Před 9 měsíci

    Happy 200th ep y’all 🎉💜👏

  • @yupp1993
    @yupp1993 Před 9 měsíci

    That guy on set cackling 😂

  • @KimboKG14
    @KimboKG14 Před 9 měsíci

    15 minutes?
    now that's a proud father knowing he raises his boy well. 🥰

  • @scornlok9321
    @scornlok9321 Před 9 měsíci

    Damn that katakana is awesome really great gifts wish these guys were my friends.

  • @iconocast
    @iconocast Před 9 měsíci

    so rad. best gift a guy can get

  • @justtwobrotherspokemon
    @justtwobrotherspokemon Před 9 měsíci +17

    Chloroform terrible gift but can't wait to see bert say I live to have just a little bit of Chloroform whenever I go to sleep😂

  • @bradphin3062
    @bradphin3062 Před 9 měsíci

    😢😢 the way Bert passed the Katana after speaking so highly of it😅😅 classic Bert

  • @lifehappenswithsarah8140
    @lifehappenswithsarah8140 Před 9 měsíci

    These two crack me up. lol

  • @whatsthestoryhere
    @whatsthestoryhere Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bert gives tom a present and proceeds to open it for him

  • @ek1046
    @ek1046 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Ila is a damn good gift giver

  • @batka6255
    @batka6255 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert got lifetime supply now, it`s on!

  • @digichalk
    @digichalk Před 9 měsíci

    grats on 200! wicked morning star dude!

  • @komaaaa
    @komaaaa Před 9 měsíci

    man the bromanship is real between you two and im all here for it

  • @RyeSatterley
    @RyeSatterley Před 9 měsíci

    This was awesome

  • @jonathanshields5444
    @jonathanshields5444 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert is so calm in this episode

  • @Nova_Music99
    @Nova_Music99 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert is the type of guy to open ur gift he got u for u

  • @bryanharness1122
    @bryanharness1122 Před 9 měsíci

    Exactly what I'd buy buddiesif rich. Love how yall out do each other every year

  • @jedo2011
    @jedo2011 Před 9 měsíci

    Ila "having a guy" for weapons sounded hilarious when Bert said it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelgrove5429
    @michaelgrove5429 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I love how Bert opens Tom's gift for him.

  • @mrthriller2554
    @mrthriller2554 Před 9 měsíci

    This is what I want from my friends 😂😂

  • @willbroccolo8389
    @willbroccolo8389 Před 9 měsíci

    YES to ALLL of this!

  • @jillianwildman3511
    @jillianwildman3511 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I love how their kids have crossed podcast stardom and are now characters for each others podcasts lol

  • @darrellfox4117
    @darrellfox4117 Před 9 měsíci

    Great gifts

  • @LandofOzOfficial
    @LandofOzOfficial Před 9 měsíci +3

    Y'all should rename the pod "Dumb ways to Die". 😂

    • @username7274
      @username7274 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Yea Bert might die just huffing Chloroform randomly

  • @stretched4skin64
    @stretched4skin64 Před 9 měsíci +1

    "happy 200th tom... here's your gift" Bert proceeds to open toms gift.

  • @ronswanson1410
    @ronswanson1410 Před 9 měsíci +38

    As a Bert fan I never wash my balls, brush my teeth, or wipe my ass. Feels right.

    • @jayok7609
      @jayok7609 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Exactly what I would expect from a Bert fan

    • @bochica3562
      @bochica3562 Před 9 měsíci

      Thanks for not harassing minorities and denying the holocaust like he does. His disgusting lack of hygiene is really still his best trait to emulate.

  • @Just_Danna
    @Just_Danna Před 9 měsíci

    Omg?! 🤣 I soooooo enjoyed that! 👊😁

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Unboxing something on a podcast. That's some good listening right there.

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample Před 9 měsíci +1

    Nice Tom got a gift that celebrates his Japanese heritage

  • @Natalie-dw9jy
    @Natalie-dw9jy Před 9 měsíci +1

    I just noticed the Tchaikovsky Cliburn record behind you guys!!! Hell yes!!! It would be awesome to hear you talk about classical music

  • @Ironbreeze53
    @Ironbreeze53 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bert is gonna go out like Dr. Larch 😂

  • @topdog69jb
    @topdog69jb Před 9 měsíci

    The ol these authentic weapon shops with the newest looking items ever

  • @dejanresetar1639
    @dejanresetar1639 Před 9 měsíci

    who's the guy laughing in the background...how did he not get a stroke from all the laughter?

  • @jczeee30
    @jczeee30 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bert is always about to quit drinking

  • @McShaganpronouncedShaegen
    @McShaganpronouncedShaegen Před 9 měsíci +2

    Nice job IIa.

  • @gregorcarlin1768
    @gregorcarlin1768 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert opening Toms present hahaha

  • @sonny2593
    @sonny2593 Před 9 měsíci

    "I know theres a hate crime in there" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mintyfresh6530
    @mintyfresh6530 Před 9 měsíci

    Weapons are the best dumb man gift 😂❤

  • @PeterWolniewicz
    @PeterWolniewicz Před 9 měsíci

    That’s awesome! Me and my best friend have exchanged medieval weapons, for birthdays and Christmas, im gonna vist that store if I ever go to cali again.

  • @billythekidder7182
    @billythekidder7182 Před 9 měsíci +61

    Beert is terrible at giving presents. Not the gifts, but no wrapping and he did the opening and told him what it was before handing it over. Lol. Wow.

    • @RyanJones-lr2im
      @RyanJones-lr2im Před 9 měsíci +7

      They’re still dope ass gifts, would rather have cool gifts w a shitty presentation than a shitty gift presented cool.

    • @TLPSh0ckW4ve
      @TLPSh0ckW4ve Před 9 měsíci +7

      yeah he even needs to make GIVING PRESENTS ABOUT HIm SELF

    • @billythekidder7182
      @billythekidder7182 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@RyanJones-lr2im that’s because you’re a Bert.

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@TLPSh0ckW4veyou realize he was excited his daughter was the one right? Also him opening them was more of a safety thing. Y’all need an actual life and not be so invested in some dude transitioning

    • @user-iq3px4ue7h
      @user-iq3px4ue7h Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂

  • @fengshuimma9160
    @fengshuimma9160 Před 9 měsíci +2

    How fortunate for Tom and the viewers that Bert has the Mickey Mantle gene. He is able to reach far within the box to unwrap the gifts he and his wife got for Tom, in order to hand it to him safely...once Tom truly is ready and asks to see them.

  • @beebo5100
    @beebo5100 Před 9 měsíci

    That guy in the background laughs at anything

  • @Kraftravioli
    @Kraftravioli Před 9 měsíci

    This is the most step brothers thing I have ever seen

  • @beefhamburger-yy5jb
    @beefhamburger-yy5jb Před 9 měsíci

    This is like the show and tell scene from step Brothers when Brennan shows Dale his samurai sword signed by American idol judge Randy Jackson lol

  • @PostBologne
    @PostBologne Před 9 měsíci

    Bert seems less annoying.....this is good

  • @TheRealMrMustache
    @TheRealMrMustache Před 9 měsíci +13

    You know, you just know, that if he could, Tom would give Bert a slave as a gift

  • @poothpooth2001
    @poothpooth2001 Před 9 měsíci

    "you can give it to a girl if you like" LOL

  • @dash.1r
    @dash.1r Před 9 měsíci

    "...Whatever you want." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theofficial-aaron
    @theofficial-aaron Před 9 měsíci

    Idk who at YMH made the thumbnail for this YMH Clip, but the fact you put a Nordic Axe from Skyrim, makes you a real G 😎🤘 Love it

  • @shoedil812
    @shoedil812 Před 9 měsíci

    Island sure knows how to buy gifts.

  • @benjiesau1497
    @benjiesau1497 Před 9 měsíci +24

    “You’re gonna hand me some sorta hate crime and then have me holding it up!” Proceeds to present his friend with an authentic imperial Japanese navy civilian be-header 9000 edition sword personally signed by the guy who won the competition for the thrown infant child version of fruit ninja…

    • @Fanuc_Operator1990
      @Fanuc_Operator1990 Před 9 měsíci

      Uh, no.

    • @ThatoneGuy-zd4rl
      @ThatoneGuy-zd4rl Před 8 měsíci +2

      How much you wanna bet this guy was breathing hard af while typing this long winded comment

    • @mwdouglas3794
      @mwdouglas3794 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@Fanuc_Operator1990not like that didn't happen, so it's definitely a possibility.

  • @VANhasVOICE
    @VANhasVOICE Před 9 měsíci

    " First of all, I would never put you in a position like that" - LMAO

  • @CesarHernandez-qd5kk
    @CesarHernandez-qd5kk Před 9 měsíci

    Lol Tom fighting through multiple burps like a pro.

  • @trevorgoodman41
    @trevorgoodman41 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Not Bert opening toms gift for him😭

  • @lo0nyt0onz
    @lo0nyt0onz Před 9 měsíci +6

    I have a officers katana, grandpa brought it back when he was in japan on leave during the korean war. Awsome gifts they got eachother

  • @freeze1305
    @freeze1305 Před 9 měsíci

    The next time someone says money doesn't buy happiness, I'm sending them to this clip. 😂

  • @ODDBEAST251CODM
    @ODDBEAST251CODM Před 9 měsíci

    I miss listening to this podcast, i lost my job and literally the only thing i had was podcast... now that they terminated me im just a fatpoor with no time i miss you guys

  • @Robert-tn7bn
    @Robert-tn7bn Před 9 měsíci

    The best compliment from Tom. Oh! This smells, this smells old. You know when things like, like you smell it , and your like this smells old.

  • @fernandomung7160
    @fernandomung7160 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert “Cosby” Kreischer 😂😂😂

  • @bobbosworld6795
    @bobbosworld6795 Před 9 měsíci

    This reminds me of step brothers... i have a blade.. signed by randy jackson 😂😂😂

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot Před 9 měsíci

    “Fuckin Nadav..”
    Hahahaha I have broken ribs and this smoked me..

  • @brodelicious
    @brodelicious Před 9 měsíci +10

    Bart is actually looking better now that all of the blood vessels in his face aren’t busted open and his nose seems to have stopped ballooning at twice the normal rate.

  • @nunyabiznez666
    @nunyabiznez666 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Hahahh....great gifts lol 😂

  • @BipityBopity93
    @BipityBopity93 Před 9 měsíci

    Beet not knowing how gift giving works is hilarious.

  • @lightfoot.2000
    @lightfoot.2000 Před 8 měsíci

    EITHER BUNNY! 😆

  • @salvadorhernandez5935
    @salvadorhernandez5935 Před 3 měsíci

    At 3:07 they look funny holding those weapons. Funny guys.

  • @DavidBadilloMusic
    @DavidBadilloMusic Před 9 měsíci

    "Oh, you're gonna learn how to Google" 😂😂

  • @duncanleckie5639
    @duncanleckie5639 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Watching the Bears unsafely handle the Katana was anxiety inducing to say the least😂

    • @shibdfyhhdtguu
      @shibdfyhhdtguu Před 9 měsíci +1

      Nerd

    • @kaat776
      @kaat776 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I was thinking the same thing-aren’t they ridiculously sharp?