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  • Highlight From Episode 200: • Episode 200 Spectacula...
    Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer exchange gifts with each other after crossing the 200th episode milestone.
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  • @justhere4thecomm3nt54
    @justhere4thecomm3nt54 Před 10 měsíci +462

    It's odd how their exchanging lethal weapons and kidnapper tools is so wholesome and sweet 🥰

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended Před 10 měsíci +6

      A morning star and a katana would not be items you’d use in a kidnapping, maybe a kid killing? XD

    • @steezsauce6993
      @steezsauce6993 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@imoffendedthatyouareoffended u see the part about lethal weapons lmao

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended Před 10 měsíci

      @@steezsauce6993 nah i didnt hahaha got a link?

    • @ophiolatreia93
      @ophiolatreia93 Před 9 měsíci

      Search for it lazybones😂

    • @davidgreenwood6029
      @davidgreenwood6029 Před 9 měsíci

      Chloroform is toxic. It hasn't been used in medical settings for decades it causes liver cancer and other things. Hope Bert doesn't actually use it.

  • @timmccarthy9917
    @timmccarthy9917 Před 10 měsíci +479

    Tim's deep-voiced impression of his son Elton never gets old

  • @Armonia_Justin
    @Armonia_Justin Před 10 měsíci +914

    Tom should make Ila the recipient of the sword in his will. That's actually a really cool gift

    • @liymaf
      @liymaf Před 10 měsíci +12

      Such a good idea🥹

    • @JamesonTimothyDempsey-Brown
      @JamesonTimothyDempsey-Brown Před 10 měsíci

      Mind your own business. You should eat worms 🪱

    • @RippyClippy
      @RippyClippy Před 10 měsíci +2

      Wtf…

    • @oscarhernandez846
      @oscarhernandez846 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Ty sm ilas burner acc

    • @SDsimplelife
      @SDsimplelife Před 10 měsíci +2

      Why, thats like a young girl. Why are they even talking about her like she's involved in this...? So weird.

  • @DWReed01
    @DWReed01 Před 10 měsíci +460

    Nothing like Bart opening up Tom’s gift for him. Nice

    • @ThaGoy
      @ThaGoy Před 10 měsíci +15

      I didn’t even realize till I read this 😂😂

    • @Scoots1994
      @Scoots1994 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Who is Bart?

    • @LandofOzOfficial
      @LandofOzOfficial Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@ThaGoy same! We clearly just expected that to happen🤣

    • @NJRacer623
      @NJRacer623 Před 10 měsíci +14

      @Scoots1994 That's Burnt Chrysler, Bart Crystal, Blunt Kisser. You know? The guy on the right.

    • @Bleachedhambone
      @Bleachedhambone Před 10 měsíci +4

      The guy on the right? You mean Black Krippler?

  • @micspam388
    @micspam388 Před 10 měsíci +555

    It's just like bert that when he gives someone a gift he unwraps it for them

    • @ChrisJones-pi5mh
      @ChrisJones-pi5mh Před 10 měsíci +7

      Probably because he didn't want Tom to cut himself.... But yeah, you're right 😂

    • @cornelius6616
      @cornelius6616 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Faux Pas aren’t unforgivable. I haven’t given or received many gifts in my life, so I could’ve made that same mistake. I would hope people wouldn’t hold it against me. But then again, Bert has shown a pattern…

    • @AprilTheRockStar
      @AprilTheRockStar Před 10 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂that's so true

    • @jebfinkle8547
      @jebfinkle8547 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Just came to comment this and seen you already mentioned it 😂😂

    • @josephgood2704
      @josephgood2704 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Also just like bert to be unaware that the signature underneath the handle is of the maker of the sword. They never put the name of soldiers on the tang of a katana.

  • @Robbie64
    @Robbie64 Před 10 měsíci +220

    I love how burnt christless is really going in on collecting axis powers memorabilia

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner Před 9 měsíci +35

    Tom literally muttered, “This would be so fun to hit somebody with.” And Bert brushed over it 😂😂

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative Před 3 měsíci +4

    That was so nice of Bert to unbox Toms gifts for him

  • @jonathancaal8765
    @jonathancaal8765 Před 10 měsíci +11

    The most Bert thing about this is that Bert opened Tom's gift for him. Lol

  • @jayclark1551
    @jayclark1551 Před 10 měsíci +32

    We all know Ellis would be holding the bloody morning star looking up at Tom like “did I do good Daddy?”

  • @thomas8569
    @thomas8569 Před 10 měsíci +8

    love how bert instingtively opened both of the gifts

  • @lawsonsmith5322
    @lawsonsmith5322 Před 10 měsíci +16

    For years my brother and I have gotten each other a medieval weapon of some kind for Christmas. It’s a sweet tradition!

  • @kyle6209
    @kyle6209 Před 10 měsíci +35

    That katana has a cool history and now it’s in the hand of a comedian 😂

    • @user-qg8cj4zh5r
      @user-qg8cj4zh5r Před 9 měsíci +1

      Better than in the hands of a dead crazy imperial Japanese soldier

  • @tyronebiggums7296
    @tyronebiggums7296 Před 10 měsíci +24

    I can't wait to see Dr Drew's reaction to this😂

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo Před 9 měsíci +4

    Tom looks good with the morning star, it suits him. Man when Tom does Ellis impersonation, by far the funniest thing he does, I love ti so much. Ellis is such a great source for material.

  • @digger3578
    @digger3578 Před 10 měsíci +30

    It’s so much fun watching two wealthy guys that I don’t know giving each other gifts and talking to each other before I go to work for some other wealthy guy.
    I’m killin it.

  • @bryceradcliffe8835
    @bryceradcliffe8835 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love how Bert opened EVERY present hahaha

  • @truth9322
    @truth9322 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Burt being dramatic as hell making faces of pain and wincing as he reaches in the box or bag Lmao

  • @ZBirDEveryday
    @ZBirDEveryday Před 10 měsíci +51

    Bert let his daughter spend $10,000 at a PAWN Shop. That’s crazy. Happy 200th episode.

  • @kathye.4026
    @kathye.4026 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Happy 200th to the Bears. Found you guys, YMH and Rogan during the pandemic and feel like we are besties. Thank you. 🥰

  • @michaelkaudze1883
    @michaelkaudze1883 Před 9 měsíci +8

    If only Bert would let his gift recipients open their own gifts lol.

  • @SystemofaDowns
    @SystemofaDowns Před 10 měsíci +37

    Nice of Bort to open his gift to Tom and telll him it was expensive 😐

  • @Deezydapaperboy
    @Deezydapaperboy Před 2 měsíci

    The Fact Bert opened both of Toms Gifts 😂 CRAZZZY

  • @FinisterreTV
    @FinisterreTV Před 10 měsíci

    this was so sweet. wholesome.

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou Před 10 měsíci +2

    Thats badass, the sword especially.

  • @TacticalReaper56
    @TacticalReaper56 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "This smells old" perfection says the con artist.

  • @DrMuFFinMan
    @DrMuFFinMan Před 5 měsíci

    The love between these two really shows by how well they can gift one another.

  • @blaqspiral5859
    @blaqspiral5859 Před 10 měsíci +9

    I would have teared up if I had been Tom. Those two pieces are so awesome... I love historical martial weapons, but I always get bullied by friends/family when I try to buy some, due to them being "impractical waste" and that I'll "never do anything with them." But as a gift? Fuk yeah!

  • @KimboKG14
    @KimboKG14 Před 9 měsíci

    15 minutes?
    now that's a proud father knowing he raises his boy well. 🥰

  • @ziadtlili511
    @ziadtlili511 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert what the hell?! that was the best way to give a present ever, ever seen, ever witnessed.

  • @willbroccolo8389
    @willbroccolo8389 Před 10 měsíci

    YES to ALLL of this!

  • @bradphin3062
    @bradphin3062 Před 9 měsíci

    😢😢 the way Bert passed the Katana after speaking so highly of it😅😅 classic Bert

  • @komaaaa
    @komaaaa Před 9 měsíci

    man the bromanship is real between you two and im all here for it

  • @justtwobrotherspokemon
    @justtwobrotherspokemon Před 10 měsíci +17

    Chloroform terrible gift but can't wait to see bert say I live to have just a little bit of Chloroform whenever I go to sleep😂

  • @sungazer603
    @sungazer603 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Burt says they walked him through how to use it, about the katana lol.

  • @jillianwildman3511
    @jillianwildman3511 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I love how their kids have crossed podcast stardom and are now characters for each others podcasts lol

  • @jedo2011
    @jedo2011 Před 10 měsíci

    Ila "having a guy" for weapons sounded hilarious when Bert said it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @kayoh1233
    @kayoh1233 Před 9 měsíci

    Tom is killing it with his weight journey. Amazing!!

  • @jonathanshields5444
    @jonathanshields5444 Před 10 měsíci

    Bert is so calm in this episode

  • @iconocast
    @iconocast Před 10 měsíci

    so rad. best gift a guy can get

  • @whatsthestoryhere
    @whatsthestoryhere Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bert gives tom a present and proceeds to open it for him

  • @billythekidder7182
    @billythekidder7182 Před 10 měsíci +61

    Beert is terrible at giving presents. Not the gifts, but no wrapping and he did the opening and told him what it was before handing it over. Lol. Wow.

    • @RyanJones-lr2im
      @RyanJones-lr2im Před 10 měsíci +7

      They’re still dope ass gifts, would rather have cool gifts w a shitty presentation than a shitty gift presented cool.

    • @TLPSh0ckW4ve
      @TLPSh0ckW4ve Před 10 měsíci +7

      yeah he even needs to make GIVING PRESENTS ABOUT HIm SELF

    • @billythekidder7182
      @billythekidder7182 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@RyanJones-lr2im that’s because you’re a Bert.

    • @imoffendedthatyouareoffended
      @imoffendedthatyouareoffended Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@TLPSh0ckW4veyou realize he was excited his daughter was the one right? Also him opening them was more of a safety thing. Y’all need an actual life and not be so invested in some dude transitioning

    • @user-iq3px4ue7h
      @user-iq3px4ue7h Před 10 měsíci +1

      😂

  • @bryanharness1122
    @bryanharness1122 Před 10 měsíci

    Exactly what I'd buy buddiesif rich. Love how yall out do each other every year

  • @Just_Danna
    @Just_Danna Před 10 měsíci

    Omg?! 🤣 I soooooo enjoyed that! 👊😁

  • @lesleyd2448
    @lesleyd2448 Před 10 měsíci

    Happy 200th ep y’all 🎉💜👏

  • @yupp1993
    @yupp1993 Před 9 měsíci

    That guy on set cackling 😂

  • @RyeSatterley
    @RyeSatterley Před 9 měsíci

    This was awesome

  • @stretched4skin64
    @stretched4skin64 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "happy 200th tom... here's your gift" Bert proceeds to open toms gift.

  • @zjp692004
    @zjp692004 Před 6 měsíci

    I love their idea of good gifts lol

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample Před 10 měsíci +1

    Nice Tom got a gift that celebrates his Japanese heritage

  • @lifehappenswithsarah8140
    @lifehappenswithsarah8140 Před 10 měsíci

    These two crack me up. lol

  • @michaelgrove5429
    @michaelgrove5429 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I love how Bert opens Tom's gift for him.

  • @ek1046
    @ek1046 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Ila is a damn good gift giver

  • @sonny2593
    @sonny2593 Před 9 měsíci

    "I know theres a hate crime in there" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Natalie-dw9jy
    @Natalie-dw9jy Před 10 měsíci +1

    I just noticed the Tchaikovsky Cliburn record behind you guys!!! Hell yes!!! It would be awesome to hear you talk about classical music

  • @dash.1r
    @dash.1r Před 10 měsíci

    "...Whatever you want." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scornlok9321
    @scornlok9321 Před 9 měsíci

    Damn that katakana is awesome really great gifts wish these guys were my friends.

  • @fengshuimma9160
    @fengshuimma9160 Před 10 měsíci +2

    How fortunate for Tom and the viewers that Bert has the Mickey Mantle gene. He is able to reach far within the box to unwrap the gifts he and his wife got for Tom, in order to hand it to him safely...once Tom truly is ready and asks to see them.

  • @darrellfox4117
    @darrellfox4117 Před 9 měsíci

    Great gifts

  • @Ironbreeze53
    @Ironbreeze53 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Bert is gonna go out like Dr. Larch 😂

  • @TheRealMrMustache
    @TheRealMrMustache Před 10 měsíci +13

    You know, you just know, that if he could, Tom would give Bert a slave as a gift

  • @batka6255
    @batka6255 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert got lifetime supply now, it`s on!

  • @digichalk
    @digichalk Před 10 měsíci

    grats on 200! wicked morning star dude!

  • @benjiesau1497
    @benjiesau1497 Před 10 měsíci +24

    “You’re gonna hand me some sorta hate crime and then have me holding it up!” Proceeds to present his friend with an authentic imperial Japanese navy civilian be-header 9000 edition sword personally signed by the guy who won the competition for the thrown infant child version of fruit ninja…

    • @Fanuc_Operator1990
      @Fanuc_Operator1990 Před 9 měsíci

      Uh, no.

    • @ThatoneGuy-zd4rl
      @ThatoneGuy-zd4rl Před 9 měsíci +2

      How much you wanna bet this guy was breathing hard af while typing this long winded comment

    • @mwdouglas3794
      @mwdouglas3794 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@Fanuc_Operator1990not like that didn't happen, so it's definitely a possibility.

  • @McShaganpronouncedShaegen
    @McShaganpronouncedShaegen Před 10 měsíci +2

    Nice job IIa.

  • @jczeee30
    @jczeee30 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Bert is always about to quit drinking

  • @CesarHernandez-qd5kk
    @CesarHernandez-qd5kk Před 10 měsíci

    Lol Tom fighting through multiple burps like a pro.

  • @mrthriller2554
    @mrthriller2554 Před 9 měsíci

    This is what I want from my friends 😂😂

  • @PeterWolniewicz
    @PeterWolniewicz Před 9 měsíci

    That’s awesome! Me and my best friend have exchanged medieval weapons, for birthdays and Christmas, im gonna vist that store if I ever go to cali again.

  • @VANhasVOICE
    @VANhasVOICE Před 9 měsíci

    " First of all, I would never put you in a position like that" - LMAO

  • @mintyfresh6530
    @mintyfresh6530 Před 10 měsíci

    Weapons are the best dumb man gift 😂❤

  • @poothpooth2001
    @poothpooth2001 Před 9 měsíci

    "you can give it to a girl if you like" LOL

  • @ronswanson1410
    @ronswanson1410 Před 10 měsíci +38

    As a Bert fan I never wash my balls, brush my teeth, or wipe my ass. Feels right.

    • @jayok7609
      @jayok7609 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Exactly what I would expect from a Bert fan

    • @bochica3562
      @bochica3562 Před 10 měsíci

      Thanks for not harassing minorities and denying the holocaust like he does. His disgusting lack of hygiene is really still his best trait to emulate.

  • @topdog69jb
    @topdog69jb Před 10 měsíci

    The ol these authentic weapon shops with the newest looking items ever

  • @freeze1305
    @freeze1305 Před 10 měsíci

    The next time someone says money doesn't buy happiness, I'm sending them to this clip. 😂

  • @ibonn85
    @ibonn85 Před 10 měsíci +8

    I really hope Bert is serious about getting himself together. We need him around. These 2 are solid guys.

    • @snowterror17
      @snowterror17 Před 9 měsíci

      Can you point me to an episode where he said he’s done drinking? That line confused the shut out of me

    • @ibonn85
      @ibonn85 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@snowterror17 I'm not sure which episode but I heard on an episode of YMH Tom was mentioning how Bert went to doc and got a wake up call.Tom mentioned what Bert has told him so IDK if it's on an episode or not. So he's trying to eat better and he's working on giving up booze. Not sure how serious he is or how far along into the process he is but the good news is is that he's talking about his health. That's the first step.

  • @gregorcarlin1768
    @gregorcarlin1768 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert opening Toms present hahaha

  • @Kraftravioli
    @Kraftravioli Před 9 měsíci

    This is the most step brothers thing I have ever seen

  • @BipityBopity93
    @BipityBopity93 Před 10 měsíci

    Beet not knowing how gift giving works is hilarious.

  • @nunyabiznez666
    @nunyabiznez666 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Hahahh....great gifts lol 😂

  • @Robert-tn7bn
    @Robert-tn7bn Před 10 měsíci

    The best compliment from Tom. Oh! This smells, this smells old. You know when things like, like you smell it , and your like this smells old.

  • @trevorgoodman41
    @trevorgoodman41 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Not Bert opening toms gift for him😭

  • @LandofOzOfficial
    @LandofOzOfficial Před 10 měsíci +3

    Y'all should rename the pod "Dumb ways to Die". 😂

    • @username7274
      @username7274 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Yea Bert might die just huffing Chloroform randomly

  • @Nova_Music99
    @Nova_Music99 Před 9 měsíci

    Bert is the type of guy to open ur gift he got u for u

  • @beebo5100
    @beebo5100 Před 9 měsíci

    That guy in the background laughs at anything

  • @PostBologne
    @PostBologne Před 10 měsíci

    Bert seems less annoying.....this is good

  • @lo0nyt0onz
    @lo0nyt0onz Před 10 měsíci +6

    I have a officers katana, grandpa brought it back when he was in japan on leave during the korean war. Awsome gifts they got eachother

  • @salvadorhernandez5935
    @salvadorhernandez5935 Před 3 měsíci

    At 3:07 they look funny holding those weapons. Funny guys.

  • @beefhamburger-yy5jb
    @beefhamburger-yy5jb Před 9 měsíci

    This is like the show and tell scene from step Brothers when Brennan shows Dale his samurai sword signed by American idol judge Randy Jackson lol

  • @brodelicious
    @brodelicious Před 10 měsíci +10

    Bart is actually looking better now that all of the blood vessels in his face aren’t busted open and his nose seems to have stopped ballooning at twice the normal rate.

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Unboxing something on a podcast. That's some good listening right there.

  • @theofficial-aaron
    @theofficial-aaron Před 10 měsíci

    Idk who at YMH made the thumbnail for this YMH Clip, but the fact you put a Nordic Axe from Skyrim, makes you a real G 😎🤘 Love it

  • @duncanleckie5639
    @duncanleckie5639 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Watching the Bears unsafely handle the Katana was anxiety inducing to say the least😂

    • @shibdfyhhdtguu
      @shibdfyhhdtguu Před 10 měsíci +1

      Nerd

    • @kaat776
      @kaat776 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I was thinking the same thing-aren’t they ridiculously sharp?

  • @lightfoot.2000
    @lightfoot.2000 Před 9 měsíci

    EITHER BUNNY! 😆

  • @Michael-hb4wc
    @Michael-hb4wc Před 10 měsíci

    Can you imagine how many sobbing civilians lost their heads to that katana???
    So cool!

  • @AaronWark
    @AaronWark Před 9 měsíci

    Funniest bit is where Tom says it's easy to get

  • @igotapochahontas
    @igotapochahontas Před 10 měsíci

    Everytime tom looks at bert like "are you a moron?" I question all of my life decisions

  • @user-bj8fd2xo8k
    @user-bj8fd2xo8k Před 10 měsíci

    SEGURAAAAA ! ! !

  • @Kolokotrones
    @Kolokotrones Před 9 měsíci

    Smiiiiiiiiith

  • @shoedil812
    @shoedil812 Před 10 měsíci

    Island sure knows how to buy gifts.