Chris Distefano's TRAUMATIC Night Out | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight
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- čas přidán 27. 03. 2023
- Highlight From Episode 178: • Chrissy New Glasses w/...
Chris Distefano shares his most insane story yet, that ended with an attempted suicide and shocking reveal at a party.
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I'm so glad Bert was not around to hear this story because he would have interrupted it immediately and ruined it all 😂
I was thinking the same thing. He definitely would have tried to make it about him lol
I read this comment at the beginning and now at the end you are so right. He would have killed that story soooo fast
Because the word LIkE 40 million times doesn't ruin it already.....
It's a lie anyways.
I came to the comments looking for this comment lol
This is one of the most wild stories I've ever heard.
yeah it’s almost… unbelievable
@@TheReturnOfBloodyJack 😂 riiight
Definitely one of the tallest tales😂
@@TheReturnOfBloodyJack You know how comedy works right? 99% of comics stories are highly embellished if not completely made up. Everyone feels like they discovered gold when they point out the stories aren't 100% real
Yeah but when comics are on stage telling an obviously embellished or made up story for the purposes of entertaining a crowd it's different. This is a one on one podcast where it's assumed the stories would not be made up and its a lot more personal. That's why when he goes into his stage material telling a story like that in this setting it seems a lot more like a guy just lying his ass off and making up a story.
I forgot this was a suey wuey story until “I bid you both, a farewell!” 100% I loose my bowels.
Yeah it was such a fucking great story and my fat ass was salivating over the ranch dip and warm pita, I forgot it was a suey wuey too x)
aaah..so that's how we spell suey wuey 😂😂😂
@@ludmillagutomo I was thinking the same! 🤣🤣🤣
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Only Chrissy could call suicide suiee -wooey lmao
The truth: Chrissy just told this story to try and convince his cousin Mark that he's not gay
"100%, not even kidding, all facts. It happened" 😅
And incase the story got out. Said it himself u have to throw an atom bomb in to cover the truth lol.
That was some killer ranch all over his lips though.
@@mackieincsouthsea 1:44 when Bobby Lee says that literally every single story he tells on podcasts is a 100% complete lie (to save his ass 💀) ..and now comics need to preface stories with that 🤣🤣💀 I cannot. People probably hear any of these stories now and they think.. _hmmm 🤔 how much of this is utter BS?_
@@thedouglaspodcast Ikr, Bobby says some wildddd bullshit. As much as he's helped create some funny moments, I've always felt he was kinda creepy
Chris is a real one for warning that guy about the AIDs tbh.
Ikr it was the first thing on his mind🤣
Chris is seriously one of the greatest story tellers I've ever heard
Lmfaooooo!!!!!! Hes trash and bombs on everything he does.
yes! i still laugh every time i watch his 9/11 story 🤣🤣🤣
its fake
like, like, the worst, like, like, I can't even like, believe you like, said that, like..
@@kevinlajoie2966 umm.. ok
When Chris drops that bomb at 8:19.. I immediately got an ad and then my face looked exactly like Tom’s 💀
They must have placed the ad there on purpose
That ad was kinda nice, gives you a good 10 seconds to process it lmao
Chris was born for literally this reason. To tell stories and be who he is. I have no words for how hilarious this man is 😂😂😂 unbelievable
I just love Tom. So good at facilitating the story. King of the, “yes and…”
Not to mention, Chris is one of the best story tellers of all time.
wait does that mean berts gay? he loves his body and taking his shirt off. its starting to make sense now.
One hundred percent
No wonder he can't cheat on LeAnn
Please, everyone knows Berts gay.
He's also delusional asf
But it's kinda the same thing tho right?
One of the wildest stories I've heard in a while and goddamn can Chris tell a gripping story, masterful story telling here!!
I had to stop in the middle of my workout and damn near barf because the phrase "sooey wooey" had me laughing so hard.
13:38 anytime a comedian says “I swear this is a true story” I immediately think he’s making it up on the spot.
I don’t
Yea, I have the same thought. Chris says that a lot. But I'm pretty sure I've heard him tell this story identically a year or two ago. It would've changed slightly if it was made up. I'm open to the possibility its made up but I *think* its true
This was probably my favorite segment of two bears ever. The way he told this story had me enthralled at work, I was dying laughing and forgot where I even was
I love Tom but the response to the most insane story ever…”has your thumb ever slipped and accidentally followed someone?”
Best ad break I've ever witnessed.
I have not laughed out loud to a story on a podcast in so long. The way it was told was gold.
Thank you for sharing this Chris, I’m genuinely in tears 😂
Love this story. Heard the podcast today and had to see the video to go along with it. Was not disappointed. Made my gf cry laughing and she usually pretends to hate the stuff i'm into. Well done Chris, will see you in Aus soon. Tom, thanks for making the trip down, you were great!
Maybe your girl hates like just you.
I have a headache from laughing so hard after
"Careful! He has AIDS!"
This was one of the most breathtaking stories I’ve ever heard. I was so tuned in the entire time. I’m so glad he was able to tell it without interruption.
Yo, the timing of the Ad is insane. 🤯
“Careful he’s got AIDS” lol
Listened to this story 3 times, still locks me in. Chrissy is one of the best story tellers
After 13 minutes of unbelievable stuff... "This is where it gets unbelievable..."
As Chrissy said "I also gave you aids" - it cut to an ad... CZcams has finally achieved comedic timing.
Underrated comment
Sui-woowy had me dying. "Fuck I think I broke my legs." buried me six feet under.
36 stories under
Sounds like a Quinton Tarantino movie to me! Had me on the edge of my seat waiting to see what's going to happen next! Has to be the craziest story I've heard in a while!
Does it?
This is one of the funniest story I’ve heard 😂
Chrissy StoryTells. He's so good at telling stories man. Also that is wilddd.
Omg this has to be my favorite episode
I randomly came across this video and listen to the whole thing, and I have to say it was a quite captivating story!
This was brilliant 🎉
This is easily the craziest story I've heard in my life so far
Haven't lived much life yet huh?
Never seen a school shooting on the news or read about a serial killer? This is easily the craziest story you've heard huh... Jews in gas chambers? Stop saying stupid things.
@@EikottXD I mean in recent years it is but like...I guess I haven't hahahaha
@Eikott you really acting like this story is a common occurrence
@@braydenfury9272 RIGHT!
Hahaha! This is one of if not the most wild stories I've ever heard! Thank you. Incredible. I thought I had a wild life. I got stories but this one is wild!
i came back to this multiple times this is the sixth time, and i love the the delivery and i am french.... this is how you should tell the story!!! all the time i was like how th'ats gonna end? lol
Anybody else realize that Frank is actually Tim Dillon?
Medic in NYC, this is one of the best EMS stories I’ve ever heard.
I was drinking boba while listening to the podcast and when he mentioned he’s got aids i spat out a few pearls 😂😂
This is the best story I've heard Chris tell, and he's told some bangers. WILD night!
20/10 clip. Chris was INCREDIBLE and Tom was a great host. Please please PLEASE have Chris back on someday 🙏 Too funny
“That’s why you would always like fkn rub my leg on the road and shit. Just slowly massage my balls. I thought it was bcz we were boys and you said you were into like you know healing.”
💀💀💀 I spit my fkn drink out I swear! 😂
Why are you swearing?
This might be the craziest story I’ve ever heard on ymh
This needs millions of views
love to see the bodycam from the cops lol Chris panicking telling the EMTs the guy's got AIDS with the dude yelling in the background
Good luck if it actually happened could be FOIA requested
@@scambaitnaansense512 this was pre 2018 there might not have been cam footage
He told the guy whose balcony it was when he came out the the guy had AIDS not the EMTs
Frank: “you know what Johnny, I am cheating on you, and guess what, I gave you aids”
Ad: “hersheys cookies and cream is filled with everything”
8:19 "I also have you AIDS!" There's never been a more perfectly timed ad interruption! Damn that was like the cliff hanger ending to a great TV episode! 😂
Thank the lord Bert wasn’t here to interrupt this wild story
8:25 I’d stop eating too 😂😂😂 what the actual fuck toms reaction got me
i've never seen the video only listened to the pod and this is fucking amazing
Love the Pete Rock album in the background
We need Nadavs live reaction vid to this
Tommy needs to come back down to NC and hangout; honestly this sounds like a regular weekend around here.
“Cus we were boys” 😂😂 the best!
That was wild dude.
I watch this at least twice a week. It fills me with inexorable joy 😂
It is CRAZY that I got an ad at 8:19 😂who made that decision
this might be the best story i’ve ever heard
That was one of the greatest stories I've ever heard.
WAYYY better than The Machine story.
That Pete rock and cl smooth album makes me so happy. Tom, have you ever had a Tupac album up there? Or maybe like an Arrested Development album? Happy of your music taste
Was thinking the same thing later today.
One of THE funniest stories I’ve ever heard. Seriously almost popped a bollock from laughing so hard!!!!😅😅
“I’ve ranched it.”
Oh, this phrase is about to get integrated into my daily life. Thank you.
Gonna write my Suwey Wuwey letter tomorrow.
Greatest story ever. The first cousin showing up is the best.
I love listening to his stories, and love Tom. Bert is hard to take
Fantastic
This story is hands down. The wildest shit I’ve ever heard.
bro those glasses lol anyone know where I can cop a pair of those or ones similar
ca someone name me the brand of the glasses that chris is wearing ?
Chrissy’s dad has the answer “make the sign of the cross!”
Sooooooo I've actually seen a suey woowie similar to this. I watched a man climb on top of a Penske Truck (to get over the overpass safety railing) and jump off a beautiful double arched bridge in Oceanside , CA. He rag dolled when he hit the first side embankment and then landed on the south bound freeway side. I was with my dad full view going down the Southbound side of the freeway. My Dad and I ran across both freeway sides and were first to respond. He was long gone. 56 years old.
Now that's a story
He said "Johnny, she said..." 😂😂 Tf
He’s so gay.
Literally dying 😂, much needed laughs
decently big distefano fan here, i cannot believe ive never heard this before. This is absolutely insane
Two things, chris is a badass story teller Andis only getting better and tom looks great on trt
There is nothing crazier than that straight up.
Pete Rock album in the back, nice
Greatest story I have ever heard!
This is a fantastic example of why i dont drink anymore......also, best god damn storyteller EVER
Great story
fuck!!! i broke my legs!!!!,,,,, 😹😹😹man i cant stop laughing....omg..
One of the funniest/craziest stories I've ever herd
"...I was in Tuscaloosa!" 😅😂😂😅
Chrissy is simply the best storyteller in the game
This has to be one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard
Yo.....this is wild!!!!!!
Absolutely wild
This is better than "The Machine" story.
Chrissy brought the HEAT🔥
I was ENRAPTURED by this story. What the FUCK
Them glasses are fkn POWERFUL
“I was in Tuscaloosa and ate some farmers ass” 😂
When Chrissy's Psychologist told him he should be a Comic, they were fucking dead on 😂 you cant NOT be one with stories like this, too muhc of a wild life to let it to to waste without telling the world theses crazy stories.
Nadav: **always laughs**
Chrissy: "...gay like nadav gay"
Nadav: **doesn't laugh**
Nadav wasn't there, he was in rehab, ya chooch.
@@thomasschweda5104 didn't ur mom ever teach u to never ruin a good story with the facts?
@@thomasschweda5104 right rehab….
Yo, they should animate this story. Talk about an emotional roller coaster comedy!
Segueras Closet is the new show name🤣
He did not have a compound fracture- and Chris gave it away when he said they were on vacation two weeks later
Chris has sooo many stories but this is by far my favorite one. (And I’m a babe fan)
Chris has the best stories.