American Tourists are DUMB | YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 15. 12. 2023
- Highlight From Episode 739: • Where Are The Bodies? ...
Christina shows Tom some super smart American travelers. Listen to Christina's advice: DON’T GO TO A -STAN unless you're down to get robbed or worse.
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Ill never forget Americans in Frankfurt told me they are going to Austria to see Kangaroo's 😂😂😂😂
That's definitely something american tourists would say
yeah that's a joke austrians love to make. just like australians love to make the joke "i bet they think we're upside down!" actually we don't really think about either of your countries that much... would love to go to newzealand or belgium though
@krebgurfson5732 yeah 100% didn't happen
To be fair, that and koala bears are about the most exciting things about Australia 🤷♂️
To be fair as an American I would much rather go to Australia than Austria though. At least Australia didn’t give us the worst human being in the history of mankind lmao
Tom face when Christina kept calling him "bro" or "homie" right at the start had me dead
I know right, crazy unattractive when girls say that
ifux w/it!!!🔥
It's pathetic isn't it
We love Americans touring Australia. We like our wildlife to have exotic foods from time to time.
Pretty much blubber so that really energy dense 👌🏻
Look at the cute kangaroos! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😮😮😮😮
Throw another shrimp on the Barbie…idiot mate
Ok plz stop sending people to NYC and LA we don't need anymore baristas.
@@markright6759yeah but your coffee is so shit you kind of do need more baristas.
It looks like Christina has been hunting/skinning muppets and making clothes out of them.
Us poors have no idea what it's like to wear puppet fur. We shouldn't criticize her for being a rich.
@@antonlifer4449 It's from Garth Brooks new "friends in low places" clothing line.
On safari at Fraggle Rock.
Opiates
"Hi, we're Americans! The World is our amusement park."
I mean it was for 400 years. Problem is our liberals made us look soft.
@@ONETimothy2.12-14 Dude, libs, dems, they're all meat to some of these "stans". Unless it's your military.
lmao, "they're arguing over who's going to rob you lol"
This is 100% true, it is not even a joke.
Met Americans that had a friend that wanted to visit South Africa and wanted a few tips for her. The ladies plan was to arrive in Johannesburg and start hitch hiking immediately when she landed to explore the city and country.
Immediately told them that’s the worst idea I ever heard of. On your own is allready an awful idea. Also outside OR Tambo airport there
is not a dirt road leading to an elephant sanctuary with rainbows and zebras frolicking it’s a 3 lane highway in a dangerous area 😂
The absolute ignorance was mind boggling
That plan leads to raped, robbed and murdered, in to particular order. Terrifying to hear! South Africa is a wonderfull country to visit. Experience or really thorough research is essential to your safety here.
hitch hiking south africa is probably the dumbest thing ive ever heard.
Statistic waiting to happen 😂😂😂
@@antonvrb1510is Cape Town the only safe city? What are the safe areas of SA?
@@edp3202 Hi. That is a very tough question to answer. I would start with, asking the owners or staff of whatever establishment you end up staying at about risks in the local area. Do your best not to look like a tourist. No big fancy cameras. Use your phone while being aware of your surroundings and stash it back in a pouch that is secured to your body. Never take out cash in public unless it is in a restaurant. Millions have visited South Africa and left with a positive experience. Common sense will take you a long way. We have a lot of beggars here. If you choose to give them something, keep five rand coins in a separate pocket from the rest of your valuables. That is enough to help them out a bit but not enough to make it look like you are rich. Avoid going to restaurants after dark, again depending on where you are and advice from the locals. If you do decide to visit, I'm sure you will find the country full of beauty and lovely people if you just do some research.
I think I would want a herd of cattle in front of me on IED road
RIP to Sully. Roseanne is wearing you now.
U might be a genius
Roseane wouldn't wear that.
Rip big guy
Bravo! 👏👏👏
The amount of privilege "So we travel to our least favorite place in the world to show you guys what it's like"
A friend of my did a tour in Afghanistan and despite how horrible serving there was he did say that the landscape was really pretty at least where he was stationed. That being said, I'll just take his word for it. No desire to see it myself.
Yeah it looks like Yosemite
@@davidnavarette6289 No they look nothing alike.
Lol where I was looked exactly like pictures sent back from Mars. Best part about these knuckleheads is that someone is tasked with retrieving them.
Maybe go see the Dolomites, French countryside, all the hundreds of civilized beautiful places first. Once you've done all that go through the slightly less safe places like Bulgaria and Romania etc. Once you've spent a few decades going through the thousands of relatively safe beautiful places...maybe then you can go ahead and consider bad ideas if you're so determined.
@@pistonburner6448 Wow I Googled the Dolomites and wow those are beautiful. I will say though there are very few beautiful things in the world that you can't also see something similar in America. For sure not everything but most. Like with Dolomites we have Castle Crags which is right next to Mount Shasta and that just one example off the top of my head. Unless you're super into European history there isn't much you can't see in America. BTW I'm NOT a ra ra 'Murica person. Just saying that if people want to see most of the beautiful things in the world then one BIG trip to America would be pretty amazing. For sure do your research first. There are plenty of dangerous places here and places that are just a flat let down.
🤣😂 LMAO! She's sweet! She made one big Oopsie and they disemboweled her..." LOL!
As someone who has been to all post-soviet Stans except for Turkmenistan, I need to say something. I don't recommend Tajikistan at all, Kyrgyzstan is only for people who want to go 100 years back in time and breathtaking nature, and Kazakhstan is alright but nothing too special. BUT Uzbekistan is stunning, not for the nature, but the historic cities of Samarkand, Bukhara, and Khiva are worth the trip. The locals in Uzbekistan are pretty welcoming, and the new generation also speaks decent English. However, I do recommend learning the basics of Russian before you go, you'll need it eventually. As for safety, the only country I did not feel safe in was Tajikistan. The Kazakh capital also feels odd depending on where you are, but all other places are totally fine. (I went last year)
Lol! I love when they both go to their other languages/accents!! 😂😂😂
From hungary, loving the show great to hear hungarian racial slurs ❤😂
RIP Sully from monsters inc. You died to become a coat for some dumb grandma
Christina gets it to the point..saying as somebody who grow up in Easter/Balkan part. They was fighting about who's gonna take the ride, and the woman is not fucking babushka but hard core gypsy that can curse you life away😂
they probably wont rob them, just over-charge which is negligible due to currency exchange. They're arguing about who gets the job
"Thinner."
@@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5 Yeah except they don't curse you when you run one of them over, they curse you when you catch them stealing. I swear I'm not racist in any other way, but gypsies should be declared a biological race separate from the entire rest of humanity.
@@butter_nut1817 oh they definitely know a Larry the Butcher if you step wrong or they decide they dont like you
@@butter_nut1817 they aren't robbing them but they're charging them the "foreigner" fee. It's why when I travel I usually try to know the language or not seem so out of place because they absolutely do charge you more.
Points for the algo. I was just watching a news update about how the Red Sea is a complete war zone full of daily missiles, drones, and hijackings. And I thought about this Royal Caribbean World Cruise that just launched and how they think they're going to just sail right through it all. American Exceptionalism at it's finest.
Oof. But the endless troughs of buffets are so worth it! 🤦🏻♀️
I am the cruise ship captain now
3:53 "Rohadt cigányok" REPRESENT!! ❤❤
Here in Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia I've seen tourists bring skis and winter clothes in summer
I live in Southern Ontario, I once had some guys from Texas disspointed there was no snow. In July.😆
Woo I'm in Greenwood Nova Scotia
@rogerfurlong1535 live near windsor myself. Theres always stories of Americans coming in July asking about where to go skiing
@@rogerfurlong1535
You need to understand we almost never get to see that white stuff y’all love so much.
@@negativeindustrial Cocaine?
On the way back from Afghanistan we stopped in Kyrgyzstan. It reminded me of that scene on Eurotrip when they walk around saying “Miami Vice number 1 New Show “. By the way TYFYS Tom I have a Purple Heart but your bravery is known amongst even the bravest of hero’s.
0:51 literally laughed so loud in the middle of work when she said that haha
nice work!!
The song in the first clip is from a band called Hers there from England. They were on tour in the US when they decided to extend it then they were killed a car accident in Arizona. RIP
None of these countries you listed are dangerous, Afghanistan for sure but all the others are fine for tourists, very friendly people and the landscape and mountains are beautiful. Of course if your idea of vacation is turks and caicos, Bali or Bora Bora then by all means go swim with sharks and lay on the beach all day but some peoples idea of vacation is exactly this, understanding new cultures, exploring former soviet republics with sketchy situations left, right and centre. But hey I understand that Americans usually have a hard time in any country and people try to scam you.
PS: Pamir highway is one of the most beautiful places on our planet.
Oh really? I will go there and send you a video of me being murdered. Please note: i am not american, i speak russian among other languages and have a general awareness of my surroundings. I guarantee you, one slip and anyone will have some ugly memories in those countries. Those “nice” locals are nice to you only if you are submissive. The moment you raise your voice, you are surrounded by 20 unibrowed young men in adidas jumpsuits and there will be a knife or two somewhere. Those countries are indeed dangerous because those people are not normal. Everyone knows that, that’s why nobody goes there. Nobody feels like going somewhere you have to act dumb just to keep the locals chill. “Sure, charge me triple the amount, i don’t want to make you angry because our embassy is 5 hours of driving away”
Ok, so the level of ignorance in this conversation is literally equal to those TikTok videos.... All Americans are the same😂😂
Becoming my fav channel
If TS is saying this, you know it’s bad. He’s basically special forces
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR YOUR FREEDOM BTW.
Basically? Show some respect to his service please.
He fucking served in fallujah
Apparently, pamir Highway is pretty damn safe nowadays and has laws and regulations that pretty much everyone follows that use it. It's very dangerous as far as terrain and remoteness. I suppose you could get robbed and killed, but it is mostly a trade route for farmers.
Absolutely not the case, you need to get special regional permits to go, etc. Any embassy will do their best to talk you out of going there
thats BS - go there and find out.
@@JW-qf2fx Just information I found doing a couple hours of research and looking into groups in the area and government intended laws and regulations for that particular region. Lot of info, actually.
@@grantsmyth8504Do you also notify your embassy when you pass through Chicago? 🤣
There is literally ISIS operating there.
I've been to Kazakhstan and it was pretty sketchy. The cheapest way of transportation was to haggle with a random person to drive you to your destination.
I want Tom and Tina to learn about Lord Miles of Afghanistan
As a military guy we did a layover in Kyrgyzstan and like you say post Soviet. It had this eire feel to it. My army buddies would joke you go to Tijuana. Thinking i would never be heard again. Just trying to find this donkey show. And a guy like i have been there just don't be out at dark. Reminds me of those selfie guys dieing on the cliff.
i miss Nadav's laugh so much!
R.i.p nadav crazy what happened to him.
🇵🇸
Is he really off the show ?? Occasionally ill click clips but I could never listen to the podcast because of that human laugh track
@@JohnSmith-fm3pn bro he passed away , how can you be a fan and not know?
@@meowmeowmeow2362 like I said I'm not a fan of the show but I looked it up before I commented and he's not dead . He just left the show a few months ago .
I can’t believe Nadav is fighting in Gaza now, his laugh was great
I'm losing it 😂😂😂
That highway looked straight out of Homeland
Lmfao I love this video 😂😂😂
Christina's coat is 100% polyster. $9.95 at goodwill.
Tom as a millionaire, still makes her wear a jacket instead of turning the thermostat up.
Especially if they have to check a bag
You must invite Lord Miles for an interview 😎
The guy in the painting is wearing the matching hat for that coat.
I love her jacket - who makes it ?
So dangerous. Yet we are safe. Dang that’s ready. Who woulda thought
The flag and president section was funny to me😂 Americans realising countries that highlight their president and flags like that are bad places but not quite connect the final dot was peak American
Voluntary vs mandatory. There’s a difference.
@@megmc80 1st step of brainwashing is to convince the brainwashed that they are acting voluntarily
The pledge of allegiance is strange. @@megmc80
@@megmc80its all brainwashing, people literally devote their entire lives to MAGA and trump even make their kids wear the merch, decorate their houses in it etc. You people are no better at all.
They have the Hindu kush mountains at my local dispo
Good spices are pretty nice!
Here I am excitedly waiting for September to embark on my 10 day tour of Afghanistan 😆
“Listen listen ( Linda)”
"stan" countries... Brings to mind Eminem song. Clever.
This is hilarious! But honestly thank you guys for bringing attention to this, it’s so arrogant
I want to see Mr and Mrs Pazsitzky on Kill Tony together!
Christina calling Tom Bro just changed their entire relationship
THEY HAVE BEEN DIVORCED FOR 4 YEARS
@@ah9580 I dont see any concrete evidence on that. WHY ARE YOU YELLING
buckets of diesel lmfaooo
The problem solves itself haha
2:06 lmao every military base
The couple approaches a house to get directions and hears a primitive obo playing dueling banjos and a man tellin them to bae like a goat.
yeah, we call them poverty safaris in Mynamar.
I was stationed in Germany two different times (80s and late 90s) then Italy (2005-09).
You can see Americans 100 yds away.
@apcarl6351 they're morons. Loud, brash and under educated, wondering why noon speaks English. Also, they fail to follow local customs and practices to be polite. Demanding at businesses and rude to staff. They fail to realize they have no "due process" rights outside the US. When they get in trouble. You can spot a fellow American from far off outside the US.
PEOPLE from other countries, especially in Europe, speak more than one language (mutipile dialects). Only mt fellow Americans stand in front of people in say, Italy, demanding to speak to someone who speaks English. And wonder why people aren't helpful.
@@apcarl6351not really, my clearly offended friend. The American person has a distinct roundness and gait to them that is unmistakable from almost any distance
@@catfromtrigunThat's funny. Hardly anyone at the busy American gym I go to are fat, except for a couple that are working on it.
@@catfromtrigun they some how manage to manspread while walking, its truly impressive
Can confirm; lived in Darwin for 2 years a while back (remote Northern Australian outpost/Army town) and there's a garrison of US Marines permanently stationed there. Can spot the Americans walking around town there like they were painted blue.
Bro homie yo bruh Dawg.... she's so damn goofy
Tom is internally dying when she does this...
didn't realise Christina grew up in Compton
I’ve been to Pakistan twice and it’s amazing! Wanna go again
That last video doesn't deserve to have the immortal "Resonance" playing in the background --- the song you direct everyone to when they ask you, "What is synthwave?"
The songs is “what once was” by her’s in case the mommy’s need to know🤝🏽
As an Englishman who just returned from Cancun, i can confirm this is factually correct
Coming from an Englishmen this is hilarious
@@vincentmorrelli3025 I'm sorry, are you english and agree with me or something else?
@@RickJames-wf2rmhe is one of these dumb Americans they are talking about
@@RickJames-wf2rm I don't think even he understands
As a European I can confirm that both Englishmen and Americans are the worse to meet on holidays
Dushanbe looks cleaner than LA…
You could found a place like that in the USA in some cities
the STANS
They are Gumping it through.
Tom is talking about Burt
as a half gypsy I agree :D
Have you seen the Afghanistan ones? I'm surprised more people don't go missing.
Everyone trying to do a Bald and Bankrupt and travelling to these former Soviet states … without the aces up their sleeves that Ben has 😬
What are his aces?
he speaks the language and is acquainted with the culture
He's also in his 40's so he's not a brash or naive dickhead and is extraverted, charming, funny and likeable which goes enormously in his favour to not being robbed/killed in those kind of places.
You are right about the stans, except for Kazakhstan.
omg i laughed so hard at this.. thank you
Christinas coat looks so uncomfortable and itchy lol
I grew up in Uzbekistan, definitely not as bad as she’s making it sound
Sry
Wrong
You just brainwashed
Nothing is great or nice
You left.
There's a reason you don't live there anymore.
It like when the Berlin Wall fell and we traveled beyond, everyone was caring and sharing. They shared switch blades and Kalashnikovs with us cheap but couldn’t take them home
Legion of Skanks plays a live show inside The STAN every week-but the wifi is terrible in the People's Democratic Rebublic of Manhatten
With Big Jay Gomez, Dave Smith, and Luis J Oakerson.
Is this a plug. Nonone likes you luis.
We need a new reality show - Chinese vs American tourists "Who can piss off more locals"
Pamir Highway? Road to Dushanbe? What is this? Spies like Us? "You know what they say about this type of holiday; меньше знаешь - крепче спишь"....
Y'all think everyone from the west is a spy.
bahahaha don't go to any STAN lolol im dying,,, 😂😂
And there's a dirt hill
Just because I went and pissed on the Eiffel Tower doesn't make me stupid... it's a good start though.
How come they stopped posting? 🤣
I am from Uzbekistan
The reason why you have the perception of us like that is because of our leaders, these people in authority are really old who have seen and lived communism. We don't have democracy and freedom of speech and gdp is really low so when somebody sees an american they see dollars and wants to charge more than normal so these are all relusts of bad politics, our people aren't necessarily bad, but you are not wrong, though
Is this a repost?
Saying it is bad where there are photos up, while their photos are up in the background. 😅
i love fact she speaks slovak without knowing
As long as you bring 🍁 shirt,hat or fanni pack .......
CP was great on kill Tony
They need to watch Kurt Caz and his adventures. That guy has no F's about these places lol
Is that the guy that will go to places like Columbia where the cartels run the villages and he just hops on moped rides throughout these villages?
While I agree Kurt does some insane shit, he is also not textbook white lmao. He's South African White, that's a whole different tier.
He is the morden day Ghengis Khan
America next year!
Tom and Bort please move your dudcast to one of the Stan counties.
yeah they're going through dangerous places, that doesn't mean they're dumb...
People in their 50's going "yoo bro"
Lame kid on the internet hating for no reason
If you’re from socal you can say homie
Fucking HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂
Hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.
Bro…..bro….bro….bro bro bro bro bro?