Did Tom Gaslight Bert Into Being Fat? - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight
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- čas přidán 9. 11. 2021
- Bert Kreischer doesn't believe he was ever that fat. That is until Tom Segura got everyone to start calling him #bertisfat. Tom claims he only did that in response to Bert's fat shaming which REALLY gets Bert worked up. There is NO way Bert ever fat shamed Tom, right?
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It’s a delusional narcissist vs a master manipulator. Brent doesn’t stand a chance. Toms mom has prepared him well
good thing brents dumb and easier to manipulate
Hispanic mom's dude ..
A labrador with special needs could manipulate Brent.
Who the fuck is Brent
Who is who in this? Lol I'm lost
Tom could literally topple governments with his commitment to psychological warfare
I'm so glad someone else is seeing what I see!
Tom is hilarious with how he plays these games. Their dance off videos are a prime example 🤣
Top Dog didn't waste his military training!
With a mom who’s got an ass cannon like that…who wouldn’t?
But he isn't evil like the dems. Dunno if it'd work
In all seriousness, I can 100% buy that at some point Bert would say “French Fries aren’t bad for you right?” Then Tom’s go to joke being “Aw no they’re absolutely fine.” And then Bert going 5 years with that belief in his head, eating absurd amounts of fries every day.
a gallon of kool-aid and a large fry to start every morning off right
That's exactly how it went. And then someday he can have his pistachio effect where he realizes he doesn't have to have the freedom fries
@A Z ???
They're vegetables, duh
@@DefenderOfVirginity d&d*SdZz&d&sd#
I absolutely love how Bert just *refuses* to acknowledge his lifestyle is killing him
He just saw his cardiologist. So, that means he can get shitfaced 90% of the time he's not on stage!
You do realize that 95% of addicts never manage to maintain sobriety right?
Not fast enough it seems.
I'm just joking, considering the subject lol.
But seriously he's getting annoying
@@JohnDoe-sp3dc yes, which is why I don't like Bert. I'm tired of hearing about his stupid ass eating and getting fucked up constantly. Everybody gets all butthurt when someone like him dies and calls him a legend when there's people everywhere abusing themselves daily and no one cares because they're not famous.
@@JelloFluoride Lol...Bert's in absolutely zero danger of being remembered as a legend if he croaks. He's like D list famous at best.
Tom's subtle, nonchalant sip of water after Bert describing him gaslighting Christina about who drinks more water is some of the funniest sht I've ever seen.
The side eye 😂
i feel like bert just learnt about the terrifying concept of gaslighting and now sees it everywhere like patrick star would in spongebob
actually, as you´re talking about it: Bert´s alot like Patrick!
bort is 100% patrik!
“Burt Learnt” now that’s a good idea for a show
😭 that's hilarious
gaslihhting is a sad attempt to victimize people's own stupidity. "No, I'm not an idiot, that person gaslit me." Lmao sheep clowns 🐑 🤡
This is an all time bert clip. A lunatic.
It’s like watching a child figure stuff out.
@@NovemberFoxtrotRC because it is hahahaha
@@NovemberFoxtrotRC don’t insult children like that
bert think bert funny. bert no funny.
@@buttface9434 bert’s very good at laughing at himself, and that’s a good quality to have
The memory loss totally isn't related to Bert's drinking and xanny daily....
No that would be absolutely insane ;P
What Bert drinks and pops xanny? Bert dosent remember that...
Whenever my mom died I drank and abused the kpins my doctor gave me, I barely remember those two or so weeks
Seriously, he's going to die from that shit. It's what happened to Brittany Murphy. Benzos and booze will straight up kill you.
I hope he’s not doing Xanax daily. That shit is worse than drinking. Idk if that’s true medically, just speaking from experiences with addicts
Yes, Bert WAS mind tricked into being fat.
Him drinking 32 alcoholic drinks in one day.
Him drinking a galon of Kool-Aid everyday.
Him eating candy and chocolate everyday.
IT'S NOT BERT'S FAULT.
He’s the victim, you don’t blame a woman for being abused when she’s gaslit… that’s what happened to Brent.
Same.
Never mind his fatness. How does he have a tooth in his head?
"I think I live in denial" Bert is becoming self aware lmaooo🤣🤣
Now we need to solve who gas lit Bert into being a raging alcoholic.
he literally said "THIS IS WHY I DRINK." so already planting the seeds of an excuse here...
his dad lol
a
He drinks because he was a frat boy who never hot out of it
@@OACSOME ya because his upbringing was so terrible. 🙄
Tom doesn't even gaslight people he just let's their inner thoughts and insecurities run wild
"Big L be f#ckin' with more keys than a janitor!"
@@rickyjames1659 I got drug spots from New York to canada
That's a big part of gaslighting...
He does that and then he follows up with subtle gaslighting
the fact she literally gaslights Tom while accusing him of gaslighting
Was thinking the same shit
LiTtErAlLy GaSLiGhTiNggggggg. 🤮
@@PatricenotPatrick Literally, shut up.
Cringe
Tom: calm
Bert: losing his mind
Bert: see you’re acting crazy right now
I love Tim’s cold blank stare as Bert rambles and spirals into lunacy, you can tell this guy is as close to a serial killer as it gets. Stay safe Bert!
Bert: I never fat shamed you
5 minutes later
Bert: I don't remember you ever being skinny 😂😂😂
this clip is actually insane 😂 Bert is so convinced he’s not responsible for his OWN WEIGHT GAIN, so now his mind is forcing ideas that OTHER PEOPLE MADE BERT FAT, full on psychosis
It's absolutely beautiful
I can kinda get where he's coming from. He's not blaming Tom for his weight gain, but making him feel fat when he was a lot thinner.Believe me, it geta to you and it's only when you go through old photos do you ask yourself, "Why did I think I was fat back then?"
@@muhammedahmed3291 he was fat in both lol
@@muhammedahmed3291 but he was fat
And now he's obese
THIS HOW YOU MAKE CRAZY PEOPLE!
"Because he's Jewish?"
I almost passed out 😂
Yeah, totally hasn't got anything to do with Brent's over-consumption of calories, must be Tim's fault
Not very long ago I feel like Bryce stated “I ate five pizzas yesterday” and he meant by himself. Ya, it’s definitely Tim’s fault.
No joke, Burnt Chrysler is very fat.
Totally my fault.
Bro he looks like Tim Allen when he is first becoming Santa Claus.
This is an all time two bears clip. It incapsulates their friendship entirely. Bert’s anxiety about random things and denial of his lifestyle mixed with the love Tom has for delusion and torment. Bert is Toms play toy to the friendliest extent and we should be lucky to see it almost weekly
To be fair, Bert has come to the realization and said he’s a narcissist, and it’s very common for one to blame anything and everything other than themselves for their own problems
My uncle and very own dad prime examples. You will never hear them say sorry, or my bad, or that what went wrong is their vault. Even if it is VERY obvious it is. To everyone.
all alchoholics tend to be the same
same here and it's eternally sad and frustrating
@@corba9527 boo fcking hoo. People that sit around waiting on people to apologize are often the same ones that don’t get anything accomplished.
Narcisim is really the only personality disorder where they almost always know and admit it 🤣
20:30 I love these moments where Bert talks himself into a circle and Tom just looks at him with the acceptance of “my friends an idiot and I love him”
Bert is so open about talking about his weight but has such a solid game plan about skirting his alcoholism.
This is by far the most humiliating episode Burt has ever presented to us. This is what denial sounds & clearly looks like.
Yeah, and i think Tom was fully aware of this the whole conversation!
Nah there's been episodes that have been way more humiliating than this.
Yall haven’t seen the butt plug one then huh 💀
What a weird way to look at this
@@dontworryaboutit5490 thats exactly what it is though?
Dont tell me youre in denial too lol.
"I think I live in a world of denial." 😂 Pretty sure that's how it all starts
“I remember where I was when I found out I was fat.” Is an all time classic.
Bert is just in denial constantly is all
No shit
@@billybuttons4298 lol
Where is the compilation of Burd calling Tom fat lol
Tom was an athlete. When Burt was "skinny" he was still massively overweight because he had absolutely no muscle mass. In his skinny years he still looked like a thumb thumb from spy kids 2
Yeah he had that classic frat guy skinny fat body. Mickie Mantle gene my ass
lol you must be my age
@@alastair7095 24?
@@disturbing_the_peace5739 26 😁
Yeah...that's why Bert ran a marathon without training, beat Tom in Tennis, and Tom broke in half jumping. 😂😂😂
listening to Bert talk is like being in an aged care facility, humouring a dementia patient
Lol
its actually amazing that Tom only uses his psychopath powers just for jokes. the world would be changed if he was an actual serial killer
Most psychopathic people genuinely don't want to be, its not so suprising. Imagine growing up knowing there is somthing wrong with you, it'd be absolutely awful.
I reckon he'd revolutionize the game.
I was just thinking the other day how much he reminds me of a serial killer. Dude is cold as ice.
@@noahsmith7894 Good thing they can’t feel feelings, or else they’d be hella depressed about not being able.
@@bendover9813or like, really charismatic
Berts delusions are kind of sad to watch now, this doesn’t get better or easier in his 50s he just dies
I also feel like it’s every other point of conversation when I watch anything with Bert
It's pretty depressing tbh. I still listen and watch bc anything Tim does is good. He enjoys himself and it makes it fun for me watching.
Bert needs a new schtickt
He’ll probably make it to about 68
@@yourp787 That's optimistic, it's optimistic for a lot of men who work reasonably physically demanding jobs and are otherwise healthy. Let alone an obese person with alcoholism who also pops pills
Yeah agreed
This clip reveals how unaware Bret is and how good Tim’s gaslighting is.
Bert is the definition of a man child.
I haven't seen any pictures of "skinny" Bert. He's gaslighting us
I love their laughs : Tom sounds like an old woman and Bert sounds like when you slowly release the air from a balloon. 😂
Bert's high pitched squealing while trying to talk is the most annoying thing he does. It's awful 😖
@@RolandSpecialSauce I stop watching videos as soon as he starts unnecessarily screeching like a banshee.
The fatter Burp is the worse his lisp gets and it's absolutely hilarious
Might be one of my favorite 2 bears 1 cave clips😂
Bert seeing himself in his vlog and slowly connecting the dots that he was exactly the same weight as then and realizing it is pure gold! Especially after he said he looks like Gérard Depardieu now 😂😂!
Bert is just like I was after I had my first baby. Just… riddled with postpartum depression, anxiety, psychosis, paranoia, and *fat*
fucking lol
Lmaoo
That is funny as hey I have just read a billion comments and yours came outta left field and made me laugh out loud.
This is the best two bears clip ever - fite me.
Best friends just talking and ripping on each other - 20 years boiled down to 20 min of comedy gold.
Kool-aid one is the best. I'll fight you.
11:00 Bert screeching like the flock of seagulls he's fighting, trying to snatch the cheetos that people were feeding the birds with
It's scary to see how committed Tom can be to a lie. I was nearly in tears when Tom started to forgive Bert for something he never did.
“Because he’s Jewish?” That shit caught me so off guard and had me wheezing bro 😂😂😂😂
Bert's screeching seagull laugh kills me and the laughter from the background 😂😂😂
Bort Kosher is cultivating mass like when Mac got fat.
I finally look like my avatar
I like how they where actually both gaslighting each other just for fun.
Haha Bert was literally falling into genuine lunacy XD
I love how Bert forgets his whole “Tom is fat” campaign back in 2016. He even #tomisfat on his Instagram posts 😂
Burnt saying aloud "I live in a world of denial" hits with the same force as Buzz Lightyear realizing he actually is a toy.
Oh my hell! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Love Two 🐻
Great clip jeans! Awesome that we got to see all the camera angles on this one.
I read the title and instantly thought of Tom being like Kady in mean girls 😂
Bert: "is butter a carb?"
Tom: "yes 🙃"
Notice Bert never asked Tom for specifics on the past fat shaming? He should’ve asked what exactly he said and when.
A lot of the time, people who respond to someone pointing out how they've hurt them in the past by saying "tell me exactly what I said and when" do that because they know they're wrong and are being manipulative. If you know someone slighted you years ago, it doesn't mean it didn't happen because you can't word for word quote what they said along with the date and time. That's ridiculous. I know nothing about their personal history, but Very demonstrates incredible denial every time he speaks...
I laughed so hard at this episode! God i love you guys! Also everyone laughing in the background is one of my favorite things in the world
You seem to be the only person that liked this episode
I needed this laugh so much! Thank you!
I didn't know who Bert was until the "Bert is fat" campaign.
Brent taking no responsibility for his own actions. Imagine my shock! Tom has been like a beautiful angel on Brent's disgusting fat shoulder and this is the thanks he gets? Typical Brent Chrysler! He disgusts me. Not just to look at but the way he treats Tom.
Brent :D
Burnt Chrishner needs a reality check 😡
bruce krishna
If I was Tyrone, I'm not sure I could handle having Barry in my life.
I’m tired of Bart. Tim needs a new best friend. Petition to have unc shine join as Tim’s co-host
I haven’t watched the episode and now i must watch it! Well done
I must have watched this 10x already. Truly a top 5 clip!
lol bert saying "i never once teased you" bro i have never met bert in my life and i can 100% guarantee that he has made fun of tom
I mean the way he drinks tho, I fully believe he doesn't remember teasing Tom. In fact, I doubt he remembers most things. I grew up with an alcoholic dad. They do fucked up things and forget by the next day and then just deny everything. What a convenient life to be a drinker. You don't have remember any of the bad things you do. lol
He meant about being fat
@@NeutralGloomBot if you can’t remember it it doesn’t count
Burnt could not have sounded anymore pathetic than he did in this episode, taking no responsibility 😂
He’s all of us
@@jm339 he isn’t though.
It's not his fault.
Good old burnt, lol,
I get endless amusement reading through comments on this and the main CZcams channel where everybody is in on the joke of spelling burnt chryslers name wrong
I think the power is in the background laughter. Damn. Cracks me up.
This is one of my favorite clips
Lol Burts laugh sounding like a seagull made me die laughing 😆 🤣 love them
Bruce: Oh my god that's exactly what I weigh right now!
*Overweight seagull noises*
The laughing in the background always makes these videos funnier
I love that the crew behind the scene can laugh and we can hear it that's awesome
The best part of this is the fact that Bert is blaming Tom for making him fat, as Bert drinks a 750ml can of Marto 7.8% IPA, all while Tom is sipping on two bottles of water.
So Burnt is getting gaslit into getting fatter, and Bunz go gaslit into getting thinner. A gallon less of kool-aid a day might help get you thinner
“THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE CRAZY PEOPLE!”
Bert literally 10 seconds after 4:26
This is probably the best clip ever
I feel for Bert since I've struggled with my weight a lot too but I died laughing when he quietly went "Oh fuck, I did look like Gerard Depardieu"
Bert is a tragedy of a human. Always the gas lighters that try to cover up by saying others are gaslighting. Pathetic that he’s trying to offload the responsibility for his extreme lack of self care and discipline onto Tom’s plate
Tragically rich and famous while nobodies hate in the comment section he could care less about
@@larsonfamilyhouse you aren’t wrong
i know its hilarious right?
Yes...How awful it must be to have a great friend to work thru life with
5 minutes into it. Already a classic
This bit was a rollercoaster
Lol Christina coming in from the top ropes with "because hes jewish?"
"I live in a world of denial" he says with a beer in his hand.
the laughter in the background 🤣🤣🤣
This is the one of the best interactions this year.
I love how it's just 20 minutes of Tom gaslighting Bert about how he never gaslit him 🤣🤣🤣
Bert has to have body dismorphia with how many times he says he’s in “good shape”
The greatest friendship I have ever seen.
12:20 Bert: "I think I live in a world of denial." HAHAHAH Yes, Bert.
Haven’t laughed this hard since kool-aid and for safety
The comments are making it pretty clear people are kind of sick of Bert. I like Bert here and there, but part of being a part a community like this is watching your favorite people grow, Bert has made such little progress as an individual, it makes half of the episode every week a chore to watch because we know exactly what he's gonna say and complain about.
At least he squeals his “funny” lines so we know when to laugh
I kinda enjoy it on the same level that I enjoy its always sunny in Philadelphia where the joy comes from seeing his descent. Although his laugh is really irritating sometimes. Like obnoxious af
I watch him edge closer to the inevitable every episode. Car crash in slow-motion kinda vibe. I like the guy, I wouldn't be watching otherwise. But I'd be lying if I said I'd be surprised by a news story of his passing at this point.
Some people are getting sick of Bert...myself included. But far too many are still selling out his shows and eating his shit up. So his schtick isn't gonna change.
Used to love bert, went and saw one of his shows even. But yeah, his shit has gotten pretty old. I started liking him less and less since 2 bears started, mainly just cause I noticed how hard it makes it for other people to talk about something that isn't him.
Love laughing with Tom and Bert
This is just fantastic
15:23 Tom’s face ! 😳🤣 He’s such a psychopath
Ive never seen anyone avoid accountability more than bert
I went to Berts Boston show at the want theater on Sunday. It eas my second ever comedy show and it was one of the best nights of my life. It’s true we have better humor than anyone else in the country. Please come back soon so I can see you again
Haven’t watched the pod in while, goddammn Bert has expanded
12:17 Tom's reaction was almost a genuine spit take
Next 2 Bears, 1 Cave....I SOOO hope they find some videos of Burt calling Tom fat!!
This is the best friggen episode of 2B1C to date. Nothing has topped this yet. Bert is the best friend anyone can ask for.
Cant wait to see Bert in milwaukee this weekend
You can tell Tom is just sitting there laughing at how Bert gates this lmao
Bert now could play Bert at the end of Tom's dance video
Oh man I can’t function right now. I have laughed so much I’m hurting.
I was on trip flip SF with Bert and he is a ball buster.