Strip Club Stories w/ "Dr. Phil" | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Alright, we'll keep it here....Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are looking to grow and heal and have some help in the form of the one and only "Dr. Phil" (Adam Ray)! Tom and Bert start off by getting the good doctor a stiff drink, before they debate soft drinks and famous Jasons. They deep dive into Brad Pitt lore and discuss the old saying "age is just a number". "Dr. Phil" surprises the bears with some fun facts and people with funny sounding names. They also play a couple of bonding games "Dr. Phil" has come up with and share some wild stories they've experienced at gentlemen clubs. Other topics covered in this one include Alex Trebek, little people, favorite comedians, and running bits. We'll be right back!
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 235
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:52 - Pouring A Drink For Dr. Phil
00:06:58 - Brad Pitt/Famous Jasons
00:14:17 - Age Is Just A Number
00:21:23 - Fun Facts/Punchline Names
00:26:56 - Tom Or Bert?
00:34:23 - Best Friend Game
00:40:31 - Honest Bombs
00:50:31 - Funny People
00:56:50 - Little People, Big Ideas
01:00:53 - Alex Trebek
01:06:56 - Tom and Bert Trivia
01:14:43 - Strip Club Stories - Komedie
I love that he keeps plugging Dr. Phil's actual book.
It's fukin hilarious 😂😂
How much better would it be if he had a copy with the chapters he listed in the pod...
OK, so this definitely isn't the real dr phil? Cause I'm having a brain fart here
Wait so that’s Dr. Phil’s actual book? That’s amazing! Makes it 1000 times better
That part got me the most! Lol great ep
I almost choked to death on my breakfast laughing when Dr Phil dropped "it's ok Bert take your time sound it out" when he was stumbling on words.
Adam as Adam is so underrated but he’s some how even quicker as Dr. Phil
far and away is the name of the movie
At work Rollen 😅
"I thought this was a children's program " 😂
@@marlonjennings2093😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
"If you could drop that louder tom, that'd be great" 😂😂😂
That was gold.
Tom-All soup is in a cup.
Dr Phil- Tom can I talk to you for a second.
Lmfao! Best pod of the year
It was amazing LMAO!!!
“Very good”
What do you normally eat soup with Tom? A spoon!
Very good 😂😂😂😂
I would have gotten as pissed as Phil. Because I know tom *knows* exactly what he means
More laughs in the first 5 minutes than the last 10 episodes... We'll be right back.... We'll keep it right here...
I couldn't have said it any better
So all these Ethan Klein fans crying in the comments can be quiet this week?
Him trying to promote the book is HILARIOUS!
brrrr nrr nrrr nrrr nrrrrrrrnnrrr noooooooooooowww
Still can’t tell if this show is for 14 year olds or 40+ year olds. Still don’t know
Adam's ability to juggle staying in character, create bits and add on to bits for hours on end is impressive
Yea for sure, he is an A list top improv. He had to have done that for forever before sticking with stand up.
Agreed. I always thought his early standup and podcasts were okay. But his new characters and how polished dr. Phil is impressive and entertaining.
Adderall
Who's Adam. Thats dr Phil
It's amazing
14:28 “How do you forget who you are?” Bro I’m f*cking crying
What made me cry was adam at 17:38 . Dammit he didn't even give it a full second.
I love how Dr. Phil makes every appearance seem like it’s his show
I died when Dr. Phil said: “can I finish the f**king sentence Bert?”. 😂🤣💀
Yeah, I hope someone makes a gif of that
I spit my drink. It was such a victory LOL
Took a rewatch to notice Barf's great hat. Bang bang!
L o l we all know how that's gonna go😅
If only every guest said that to Bert haha
Dr "Can I Finish My Fuckin Sentence, Bert" Phil. Guest of the year on every pod
Honestly, at this point he's just the Best Guest of All Time since his appearance on Jeremiah Wonders 🤣
Frfr
DR. Phil is the goat of every pod appearance.
That's just a little game I like to play🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How the hell does he do this all off the cuff? Not only is it all made up, it’s all in character about someone else. It’s so impressive.
Because adam is an actual improv comic. Tom and bert are litterally the worst "mainstream" comics I have seen in the past 22 years.
Thrilled was great
39:27 "what do you normally eat soup with tom?" "A spoon", "very good!" 😂😂😂😂 omfg my sides are actually splitting
Now imagine not doing that an that’s what Campbell soup used to do 😂😂😂
*Bert gets 5 words out* "Phil": "does this story get better".... I havn't laughed this hard at anything on youtube in a while, this episode is a fucking treat. "Phil" is fucking roasting the bears and we are here for it.
Im not here for it.
It was the best 2 bears in awhile, bang bang
Dude, if you liked Dr Phil here you HAVE to watch him in Kill Tony, he's too good
@@BasedGod-ey5eeYou’re exiled from humanity then.
@@user-jq1ny4qf9qaweeeee daa wittle GENZER mad cuz nobody over 30 says their lameahhgheyshittt?????
Adam casually reviving all of us long term 2B1C fans - what a legend
Fuckin aye
@batmantoast8013 This has the energy that the first 50 episodes had! We needed this🤘
@@Rambunxiouss that is BIG facts, you got that right!!
First ep I've watched in over a year
You got it right and tight
"Can i talk to you for a second Tom" 😂😂😂
"Bert you have the ability to say words that aren't real but could be" - Dr. Phil 2024
Adam deserves SO MUCH MORE PRAISE 👏🏻👏🏻
He had Bert's attention. Amazing😅
Also who else watched the Brady roast?!! 👀
100%
Who is that guy
Everytime he does Dr Phil, he kills it! Always the funniest in the room.
“Nothing better than smoking a joint, laying in bed, ignoring my wife, putting on the goggles and going to the prehistoric time and fight crime.” 😂 So many gems going right over their heads!
😂😂😂
“Ozempic, I dont support it”
“But I’m on it”
“ I dont need it, but I abuse it”
“ I dont love it, but I can’t stop”
Best episode in YEARS. “We’ll be right back” in a “go fuck yourself” tone
holy fuck best guest in the first 10 minutes you've ever had this is ridiculous
"Faygo? What'd you call me?"
Yea, Adam Ray is a genius lol
Watch him on Kill Tony and watch him on Bad Friends. Those appearances might be even better than this one. People say impersonation is cliche which I agree with, but when someone is this funny it doesn’t matter what they are doing, it’s just flat out comedy genius.
Yup, the only good episode on this trash podcast
@@Lambchop2x it's not that his impersonation isn't just good, it's who he is impersonating. Dr. Phil as a dirty comic is just the best shit.
Adopt him, he's brilliant. He needs to be a permanent guest. Laughed my ass off. Almost choked on water.
Dr Phil is just that good
Adam doesn't need these guys.
As soon as the real Dr. Phil does his show. He's going to skyrocket
2 bears 1 cave is trash, this is the only good episode cuz if Dr phil
@biggiebeats1490 let it out buddy let the pain out
Adam ray is above their level
Adam so consistently crushes its wild. Keeps the context of his character the whole time, and is just improving through it and still being hilariously so impressive
This is the best episode ever. The chemistry they all have and the way Dr. Phil keeps Bert from hijacking the conversation is awesome. He needs to be on every show. 2 bears 1 Phil!
Dr. Phil: “Does this story get better?” 💀 💀
“You guys see Oppenheimer” after Bert trying to make it serious had me laughing outloud lmaooo
“It’s almost like a Bart Simpson ay carumba or an OJ Simpson I didn’t do it” went wayyyy too under the radar 💀
“Hold that thought, we’ll be right back. We’re gonna keep it right here”🤣 I’m crying hahaha
😂😂😂
"Kerfuffle is a scuffle with Steve Ker" such a throwaway line. 😂😂😂
Amazing
Dr. Phil. King of throwaway lines. " you get a picture of your slurpee spilled over on the curb"
@@JanosVids1944that was so funny lmao
Killed me
There’s so many famous people that they could get for the show, but seeing
dr Phil has made me happier than anything.
Couldn't agree more
That’s not Dr.phil it’s Adam Ray as Dr.phil 😂
@@aronrod2258Who is this Adam Ray guy? That's Dr. Phil.
@@aronrod2258You're crazy
@@tristafreisinger1987 lmao true! I retract what I said. Adam ray who
Endless banter this funny should be illegal. My everything hurts and I can’t stop laughing!!!!
Adam single-handedly revived this podcast.
Dr Phil Mcgraw said "yeah u can do my character but u gotta advertise my books when u do it" 🤣🤣🤣
I believe it lol
1000% 🤣
Thats chapter 13
I pray this starts a trend
Hey Phil
Bert : “ Didn’t he go to space?”
Dr. Phil “ I don’t fuckin know , don’t look at me like that” 😂😂😂
That exchange literally made me LOL
Time stamp please ?🙏
@@Kenzo-xf3iowatch the fuckin episode
This is continuing to be the best piece of modern comedy. Adam is a genius
Adam runs comedic circles around these clowns
we'll be right back 🫵🏻
For real haven’t watched 2b in a minute but this is INSTANT CLICK 🎉
No it’s fine you can leave. All of you. It’s really cringe
@@marlonjennings2093 not with that attitude
@@marlonjennings2093 we'll keep it right here 🫵🏻
We'll keep it right here
5 min in and I can tell this is gonna be an all-timer. Nobody in the game quicker than Dr. Phil.
He could have his own show on YMH. Now that doctor mommy is gone maybe doctor daddy can step in ☝️
@@theabyss281 nawwh he's way to good for their productions
@@theabyss281why would he want to put a stick in the bicycle wheel of his career?
Tom and Bert are done
Adam ray is a legend for this character. You have to fully commit to get this level of character. He’s going to lose himself. lol
This is by far the funniest podcast episode I’ve ever listened to.
I listened to it 4 times already. HILARIOUS! 😂
Not me listening to this podcast on Spotify while driving to work. Then coming home and finishing it on CZcams just to find out it wasn’t the real Dr Phil saying outlandish shit😂😂
ooookay
Where do you work? I’m curious to know who does that charity work hiring tards?
I have went through like atleast the first 30 comments wherebi legit can’t tell if people don’t realize this isn’t dr phil
Same thing happened to me when he did Rick Glassman 🤣 i was like no way this man is this funny
😂😂😂
Tom struggling with not being in control is absolutely hilarious. You can see him trying and struggling to play along...... 😂😂😂
You can see him get exhausted with the bit about half an hour in. He tries to interrupt it, but "Dr. Phil" puts him in his place and continues
@@lukereeshus7952 funny part is adam would probably just back off, but phil wont.
Is that what it is ? Tom just looks like he doesn’t want to be there
Yeah, he looks so uninterested.
@@depthlife2918he just finds Bert obnoxious and he doesn’t hide it as much, he was loving Dr.Phil the whole time
“Have you seen Oppenheimer” I died inside laughing.
"You can read about it in my book" LOL
Dr. Phil ripping Bert the whole time made everything so much better.
Truth Bomb
The only good episode on there boring podcast because of Adam ray
@@biggiebeats1490Duncan trussel is always good
@35:15 was so amazing.
You can tell by the questions he's asking that Adam's been a long time fan of ymh and that makes this so much better. Feels natural not awkward
“Can I talk to you for a second Tom?”😂😂
"Fluff the pillows on the fouton, for her to sleep on"...bars
"Tom you can answer me first on this"😂 great timing
This is what you call breaking out of a rut. Thanks Adam for bringing out the best of the guys. Welcome back funny!
they should start doing guest episodes only with both of them there... it´s the group dynamic, like bad friends been from start.
@@user-mr8to6oc5n Lol that’s what it always should have been
Rut, or like bert said they take the good bits out. Thats statement rubbed me the wrong way.
@@OptimusSatanas it really shouldn't tho, it just makes it that much clearer why the show is in the state in which it is in .... They wouldn't run complete Karen esque ego rampages or drug induced creeping mental meltdowns on their pod if they didn't think of it as a necessary chore they can't get out of (MONEY)
and it just so happened to blow up on them and they completely underestimated just how much it affects their image and reputation
@@user-mr8to6oc5n I feel like you misunderstood my comment. It rubs me the wrong way that they take good bits out to "save" for netflix
"So, the room is, like, upside down, like Peewee's Playhouse minus the puppets and masturbation." Adam Ray is lethal.
Dr. Phil: "What do you usually eat soup with Tom?"
Tom: "A spoon."
Dr. Phil: "very good!"
Petition to permanently change the pod to "2 bears 1 Phil". BEST EP. EVER!! 🙌
Been here since the beginning and yea this is definitely the funniest episode they’ve done
Legit almost wrecked my car laughing so fucking hard when Dr. Phil was rattling off those TLC shows 😂😂😂
He’s so damn sharp
"Minus the puppets and masturbation"
😂😂😂
"What do you usually eat soup with tom"
"a spoon"
"very good" 😂
Literally fell off the back of my chair when Phil told Bert to not interrupt him!!! Hahaha
The "you think Oompa Loopmas looked up to Willy Wanka" might be the best unrecognized joke in podcast history.
"Why didn't they just kill Wonka? Wasnt there like 95 of them?"
Mans had me shook lmao. Crying
Absolutely 😂😂😂😂
I thought he saved them from monsters lol
Omg this guy is the funniest. @4:30 "I think that's what I said." killed me lol
"Uh, did I stutter?"
Bert’s looking great!
Adam Ray killed it this episode. Everyone had a flow going that made this episode very enjoyable, and a standout, from the rest! Loved it!!
We’ll be right back.
We’ll keep it right here.
wow man, i haven’t seen someone so consistently funny, in so many different settings, around so many different people, without ever missing any beats…
is Adam Ray the next MVP in comedy?… heard dude is authentically nice in person too..
Cheers to Adam as Dr. Phil!
he deserves the spotlight, because regardless of the podcast or show, i thoroughly enjoy his content. hope his career sky rockets.
I luv it when dr phil goes "We'll be right back." They don't air commercials.... and they keep goin. So awesome.
I didn't realize how fucking funny Dr Phil is😂😂
I went on my run and popped this pod on and didn’t realize until 48 minutes in that this was all an act 😂😂😂
Adam Ray is hands down one the funniest comics around
Oh good, a 2 bears episode I can actually watch.
Haha my thoughts exactly. The last couple of episodes were unbearable. Couldn't get through even half of either of them.
If you need financial assistance it’s nothing to be ashamed of. I also find these millionaires funny “jokes” about being poor very insulting. Have you reached out to your local church?
@@marlonjennings2093womp womp. Stop being poor
@@marlonjennings2093 are you for real??? Keep that shit to yourself, Ned Flanders 😊✌
@@glowmaxTube18 I’m not religious but the church helps my local poors. Seems like a lot of the ppl commenting here need help
“ the step stool , but it’s shaped like a pot of gold and a rainbow “
I almost just dropped weights on my friggen face dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Adam as Dr Phil is the best version of Dr Phil
And the best version of Adam 😂
Who's Adam? That's Dr Phil lil bro
@@Oteopsik who’s Dr Phil?
@@H3H3HEE Only the greatest Author of this generation. Read his book 'We've got issues' available now wherever you get your books
💯
It's crazy it took this long to get Adam Ray on here
Sucks it feels like they did it to try and save face.
Genuinely the funniest guest they've ever had on. Give him a weekly podcast
Just go watch his actual content, YMH will ruin his career. He had to bully these two morons the entire podcast because they can't keep up with his jokes
That is genuinely not saying much. Adam is hilarious these entitled bears suck.
This is HILARIOUS!! I haven’t laughed this much or this hard in a while. Absolutely great episode!!! 🤣
This was the best bears episode I have ever seen. Had me uncontrollably laughing at work. 😂
"Do the fans go harder for you taking your shirt off, or your material." Amazing haha
adam ray as dr phil is so good, i dont care if anyone gets tired of it, im here for it everytime
We all are. He has been murdering.
OMG. This is the funniest episode I've seen/heard maybe ever. Adam Ray is amazing. He brings out the best in Tim and Bunt. So great!!
Best 2 bears for a minute!!!
Dr. Phil’s act is one that “on paper” should not work and sounds stupid, but is actually really funny whenever I see it. 😂😂 Great episode today, and congrats on being on the Tom Brady Roast last night
"bears can't laugh at racist jokes,but they understand why they're funny" the man has done his homework.
How the hell did the Pirates 2 plot holes joke fall flat. I died. Adam is too quick for the bears lol
Definitely one of my favorite 2 bears episodes. I detail cars on the side and I was in my shop last night detailing around midnight just laughing like a mad man, my neighbors have to think I’m crazy now lol
37:10 I cant believe they didnt hear him say that bit about OJ.
39:00. Adam riffing about soup had me absolutely rolling. 😂
Adam Ray is one of the quickest comedians in the game, this is the funniest episode of 2 bears ever
No...ryan sickler and tom was....
@@BasedGod-ey5ee nu ugh
@@sparkedlemur1065 do urself a favor, marry a dog, then watch that episode on repeat for the honeymoon....honorable mentions are the kool-aid episode, and Bobby Ree.
That doordash bit.. Jesus H Christ. I've never laughed so hard during a podcast, and I've been into them for about a decade now. It felt like I had done a 20 min ab workout, keeled over, in tears and out of breath.
I think this is my favorite episode so far. I laughed the entire time, he’s great 😂
It's great to see Tom actually sitting there truly enjoying himself. I listened to it first and came here to see if Tom was actually giggling like I thought. I hope they take a few min in future episode to give Adam a shout out. He was going so hard Burt barely interrupted. Really good episode!!!
Also how many episodes have had both of them and a guest?
Havent laughed this much during an episode since the Kool Aide/Jen Aniston days. Adam is a national treasure
Ahhhh. The good ol’ days.
One of the best episodes ever guys, absolutely love it, can’t believe how much I actually couldn’t help myself but laugh throughout the whole thing
Damn near pissed myself laughing from this episode. 😂😂
Dr. Phil telling Bert to shut the fuck up is forever in my highlights
This is the BEST episode ever. I nearly died laughing multiple times.
Dude I haven't laughed from a youtube video in so long these guys had me screaming 😂😂😂😂
I was dying when Dr.Phil asked a question then said and Tom you can answer this first. I dont even think he realized how funny and ironic that is because Bert was 100% about to answer that question first, PER USUAL. LOVE YOU BERT!
He definitely did his research before this 😂
In the first 9 minutes I can tell that Bert meant what he said when he was all like there are gonna be some changes with how he conducts himself and it shows good job dude
Not even 10 minutes in and I'm dying! Dr. Phil is too freaking much 😂😂
Best guest you've ever had. I've seen them all, I was here BEFORE day one, and I'm telling you, this is the best guest ever. Knew exactly how to manage Bert and how to encourage Tom and how to tickle them both. Amazing!
Just got an ad after a perfectly timed "we'll be right back"
One of the very few times I won't get mad at an ad.
I love to see how entertained Tommy is by Dr. Phil. Great episode. Adam Ray is a national treasure.
This guys sense of humor is golden! Dude is hilarious!
I haven't EVER watched a 2B1C more than once... I'm going on my 5th time watching this one! SO FUNNY! Good job with this one guys!
Best bears guest ever! Dr Phil is never lacking in bits. 100% funny AF!
We laughed later… over text. This has to be one of the funniest pods of all time. Adam is too quick
This is the funniest podcast I’ve heard in years 😂😂😂