How Tom Segura Wound Up On A Government Watch List | CONAN on TBS
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- Tom took a photo of an attractive bank teller - and immediately received a very serious call from Wells Fargo.
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“You’re permanently a threat to all banks” is probably the most absurdly hilarious thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂
As someone who's played a LOT of Payday 2 (a video game where you rob banks) I like the idea of Tom Segura being lumped into the same category as the professional bank robbers I've played as
A lil power goes a long way.
It’s a great merit to have for a funny story
Lmfao
As if all banks were not a threat to democracy itself.
“Do you have a picture of him?”- that was priceless
Legit couldve been a joke punchline but it was true story lol
@@scrubfive9239 still a punchline
@@scrubfive9239 my bad i bet he accidentally said that
Shoulda said no, but he works on bridge maintenance, I’ll go snap a photo!
@@scrubfive9239 ding ding ding ding ding you got it!
Tom is a beast at comedy
Kinda funny that Wells Fargo, of all banks, gets to put people on watchlists. You know, Wells Fargo, "we care so much about our customers that we opened 40,000 bank accounts in their names without their knowledge to boost our numbers" Wells Fargo.
They still need to pretend
lol you think banks care about you , your money is ensured by the federal government if they were to go payday on the bank youd be fine their image would be the only thing that gets hurt and therefore lose business and cash and thats what they dont want
So many errors in your comment, but I think I got the gist of it.
Despite all that BS recent years, WF was the only bank during our financial crash in 2009 to NOT ask for TARP funds. They were forced to by the Fed to make it look like that all the financial institutions were in trouble..
@@on2wheels378 we are in 2018.
"Do you have a picture of him?" was the perfect punchline. Conan busting a gut always brings me joy.
Busting a guy?
@@jaredphelps4226 *gut
@@lundylow uh huh sure lmao
yah Conan busting a nut is the best
None of these stories are true. Their publicists give them to the celebrities before they go on shows and inform the interviewers so that they can be ready to laugh hysterically.
The "security guy" probably had an interest in Natasha 😜
Do you have a picture of him?
Farhad sees behind the veil....
@@butchgreene ...in more ways than one 😉
@@justaninja1 Hehehheheheh
The "security guy" could be his friend who he just sent the photo to, pranking him!
That's Tom Segura for ya. He says the "punchline" non-chalantly, but it always gets the laughs.
I bet he also writes the word without quotes
Perfect sociopath.
@@likwidmagik why would you say that
@@mikeysexton1166 May I suggest his podcast "Your Mom's House". Start around episode 333. I love the man, went to see him live. Sociopath is not always a bad thing.
I would like to thank Conan for not having insanely loud music after each video.
*cough* snl *cough*
He hates putting in the music after he finishes editing his vids, so he uploads them right after he edits them himself... Yup!
BANKS!!!!
SUP, B!
🤣
SUP, KANE?!
Dj, you win the internet...hilarious sir...
Good joke goes well with BIKES!!!
Wells Fargo has some nerve putting someone else on a watch list.
Yeah, those bastards used to charge me a $20 fee if I had under 300 dollars at the end of the month in my simple basic checking out. Bunch of no good rats.
@@RantTherapist two words: credit unions.
Wells fargo took 3000 grand from me never got it back
@@banksconsilio1002 I'd be very pissed if someone took 3million dollars from me.
@@phredphlintstone6455 lol
Bill Burr, Bert Kreischer, and Tom Segura all within days of each other. This could be one of Conan’s best guest weeks
Am I the only one who doesn't think Chrysler is funny?
Love all the comics he's friends with, would love to party with him, but he just doesn't make me laugh.
gabelogan56 he tries so hard it hurts. Saying that though, him Tom and Bill have the greatest podcast episode of all time together.
@@gabelogan56 Chrystler is an alright car company but I dont think they're fit for stand up.
I don't like anyone who invents their own "epic nickname" (i.e. The Machine). And I'm pretty sure Tom Segura is a serial killer.
And to comment on the OP: when Conan has all three of these guys on as guests in one week it means he couldn't book any other guests that week. Conan needs some filler, his comedian buddies could use some air time, and voila!
It raises the question....why weren't they on together.... they're great friends...not just comedic friends but literally good friends
I got a picture of you hangin out with Dookie Shoes.
Ross Lindeman hahhahahahaaha
I mean I've seen him, I don't know him
🤘🏻🤘🏻
Lil stank innocent 🙏🏼
@@cruzbanuelos3614 True facts, it was Na'Mean that did it
"Do you have a picture of him? "
😂😂😂 I lost it
I was just glassin' CZcams and saw the thumbnail, and I came in four strokes
Someone's bragging...
HAHAHA TOPICAL TO THE GUEST!
Wow! Your brother probably couldn't believe it!
Gross
Calm down jeans
Should've told her to try it out
Rightnowrightnowrightnowrightnow
Hoemanout
Get a lease and a key, try it out. Bring a friend, try it out.
4 stroke gang
Trah-dout
Tom Segura: "Permanent Threat to All Banks Everywhere"
BIKES!!!
BANKS !!!
@@twistymcslide2 Haha!
That guy looks like his wife drinks alot of water
Its like a straight up seinfeld episode, Tom is george....."THEY PUT ME ON THE LIST JERRYY!!!"
you got me blacklisted at hop sings?
😂😂😂
or Kramer.. add a forced door opening 😂
Tom is definitely a george coztanza in more ways than one.
I read this in George's voice.
Any interview of Tom Segura is a stand-up. Such a great storyteller.
99% of all interviews of all stand-up comedians are them just doing one of their bits. I love Tom Segura but he's not doing anything different than the many comics before him.
And complete and utter bullshit.
Tom segura in oceans 23 taking down a Wells Fargo 😂
That story ended the best way it could possibly end haha, love Segura
You guys think when he says his friend “Ryan” that it’s Ryan Sickler?
I like to think so 😂
@@royceisthebestrapper7686 😂😂🤟🏾
Uhhhhh-hundred percent. Mad love for Sickle Cell...he may be my favorite guest/friend of YMH Studios
@@prott832 I pray that one day whe I mention how tall James Brown is...Someone will know what I mean😂😂😂
@@andersonash9059 James Brown was 6'3"......on his mom's shoulders🤣😂🤣. I make random Sickler and T Bunz references and nobody gets them
"Do you have a picture?"
"No, but he works in a daycare, I can get a picture..."
imagine going to a bank and asking for their mercy to still bank with them when it used to be that the banks were the ones who were hunting for customers. shows how much power theyve been given
Well, we are in the electronic world now. We can't back it up
Is not the electronics, it's the state who gave them this power, so they both could benefit from stealing from the people through the control of the currency.
Masterfully done, bringing it back around to the do you have a picture of him. So many great comedians working right now.
One of the best and smoothest punch lines I’ve heard. Even better because it’s (probably) a real story
The pay off to this joke was Actually Amazing
"You're permanently a threat to all banks" I would consider that a compliment.
I would love to just chill with this dude for a day and be ready to have my abs hurt for a week from all the laughing. His stories are hilarious!
I literally found this comedian last night on YT, and i've been looking for all the stuff of his I can find. He is hilarious. Really like his style and delivery and storytelling.
He has a podcast with his wife called “your moms house” that’s good.
His delivery is incredible.
The whole setup for the lunch line is awesome. “Do you have a picture of him?”
"Do you have a picture of him?" Jajaja
Talk about overkill. PS with love: All those banks need to be on a watch list.
Does anybody know what that holograph-looking picture is of that Asian man about right next to Conan?
Yeah seriously wtf is that 🤣
This guy has the most amazing stories
One of the rare times I legit laughed while watching a talk show.
thats because its tom segura, he is funny in all situations xD
"That's an incredible story ,you idiot" sad but true 🤣🤣🤣
Him taking a picture gets that kinda heat... yet eric Andre is turning NYC upside daily hahaha
i love conan, just seeing him puts a smile on my face
They totally missed the"I'm not allowed to PayPal or venmo anyone" joke lol
explain
@@SSniperFly-lr7zb wasn’t a joke at all, he can’t PayPal or venmo if he’s on the list of potential threats. You’re a liability in their eyes
@@scotttrickett1669 I'm pretty sure it's a joke about he doesn't pay anyone back.
@@Konraden wells fargo owns paypal
Is he talking about Ryan Sickler?! 🤣🤣🤣
the teller probably had neoropathy issues anyway.
she shoulda tried it out
Are you trying to spell neuropathy? If so, what you're saying still wouldn't make sense to me. What are you talking about?
@@petermcgill1559 ... You'd have to be a fan of Tom Segura's podcast "Your Mom's House" to get the reference. #FourStrokeGang
@@petermcgill1559 czcams.com/video/ghfMSYgykc4/video.html
@@geraldfarr8279 ok. Thanks for being polite about it :)
Conan: Laughs out loud to appreciate the story and the joke.
Fallon: Slaps desk in fake hilarity to kiss ass.
It's pretty weird to have such strong, irascible views of late night hosts, dude
“You idiot”
Gold!
This man is a phenomenal storyteller
Unbelievable his freedom is permanently infringed after the story was investigated and turned out harmless. THAT is government overreach and the private bank is crazy, too.
My dad is stronger than your dad..
@@jamisonbondison321 ?
@@jamisonbondison321 Are you satirising the fight between large gov advocates and large business advocates? Because that's the only sense I can make out of that.
I mean, stalking some random bank teller IS pretty creepy. Especially when you look like Tom. It only sounds harmless because you know who he is and he manages to make it funny.
The government literally isn't involved at all
He should have came in as DJ dad mouth, people would have let it fly
The way he says "Hi Natasha" 🤣
3:16 - the Circle of Life in a nutshell. A classic.
I feel like Tom could end his next special with the line "do you have a picture of him?"
Tom Segura is hilarious 😂 Always love his stories. Keep it going!
I’ve been binge watching his standups on Netflix lately. He’s hilarious 👍
Dude toms delivery is impeccable
Funniest part about this video is when Conan says that Tom seems like a law abiding fellow.
3:40 He really can't use paypal again? Damn.
Hopefully it's only temporary.
Amazing delivery
This is an amazing story!
Try it out!
He is literally not allowed to venmo or paypal?!?! That sucks
it's called a joke
YES!!! Bring him back as often as possible
Hold my pocket!!!!!
HOL MAH POCKET
Try it out
Hol. My. Pahket.
BIKES!
Wait. Is Ryan Sickler “Ryan” in the story??
I'd guess so.
im pretty sure hes married
Sickle Cell told it on The Crabfeast years back. So, yeah. #FTCF
@@56llama no he has a kid but he's single.
Tom has the best facial expressions. I bet it is very easy for his wife to get mad at him but very hard to stay mad
My favorite comedian! Brought that back around real nice! 😂
“My name is Tom Segura and I’m a threat to all banks” would be a great Twitter bio
It took me this long to realize he's talking about Ryan Sickler
watched his netflix special. fu** awesome. The way he delivers his lines is great. Also a really relaxing voice^^
2:10 clearly he was talking to Chris Jericho lol
Tom always have the craziest story hahahah IVE BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!!!
Tom Segura, the undisputed bank champ!
I see you share your dad’s love of bank tellers, Tom
How can you not love Tom… 💯
Great pacing, great set up
The execution on this was amazing lmao
That's how fast a thought in your head gets you in trouble because you didn't filter it
Lmaoooo 3:35 all that trouble for nothing hahaha
Was gonna take a pic of a bank teller the other day at golden 1 that looked like Jared from Subway but immediately remembered this video 🤣🤣🤣
His buddy should’ve tried it out. All Tom needed to say is that she has no neuropathy issues and she’s at the bank right now right now right now. But he was probably to busy on Fremont st watching Rachel Madow.
He could've gotten a lease and a key!
maybe he should have had 10-12 benadryl before he decided to take the photo
Tom is such a great storyteller
And so funny!
Best end of a story lol
Tom Segura is absolutely hilarious and an awesome story teller.
Let's hangout and people watch
No way he’s not talking about Ryan Sickler
Tate Anderson on his Instagram, this has been confirmed. Lol.
yea i get that a lot
THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH.
WEST SIIIDE.
FTCF *****
Sickle cell
There's a Wells Fargo corporate office here in Charlotte. We had no idea that's what this place was, but anyway my mother in law noticed some flowers right outside of the gate and we drove her up so she could take some pictures of them. Security was on us with the quickness and you would have thought we were planning another 9/11. Crazy stuff. Now we laugh every time we drive by that entrance. It isn't well marked.
That's a legendary little bit right there
Two of my favorite funny guys in one vid
Clearly the personality champ showing off his peacock feathers here
You guys are doin good!
"my friend, ryan..." i see you sickler
One time when I was in school I got a referral for going to the bathroom and being tardy three times even though I told them I had a bladder problem.
Thumbnail makes him look absolutely insane 😂
As soon as he said he took a photo in the branch my eyes got wide. I'm in banking and this is a huge no no. Security will definitely call but they don't usually tell you you are on a watch list. That is either a lie or security messed up. We never tell you we are watching you. We watch you silently lol.
Why would it be a no no? Its a public space anyone can enter, there is no expectation of privacy. Every single person who enters the bank has at least one camera on them, This should be expected to happen on a daily basis. Anyone that thinks its a problem, is a problem and should be fired.
@@rx7what you clearly don't work in that industry or understand the safety issue. If someone walks in taking photos they will be viewed as someone possibly looking to case the bank to rob it. That is a reality and a possible scenario those people have to face each day. Employees get stalked and have been kidnapped. Be happy you don't understand the gravity of that situation.
*we watch you silently*
Except when we write a comment for all of YT to see
Of course it’s a lie. These type of segments are almost always fabricated/pre scripted to a certain extent. When millions of advertising money is on the line from big national corporations they will almost never be ok with “just go out there improvise and say anything”. All these late night shows for the most part are pre scripted.
@@NickFarr She is refering to the people who are on the "watch list". Not you in this comment section. So yeah, those people are still being watched without knowing.
Cool video, keep up the good work! :)
lol it took a while, but that punch line was worth it hahaha
I'd love to see him and Zach Galifianakis play brothers in a movie
Step Brothers 2 ... and they somehow come to be coworkers with Farrell and Reilly at the end. In Step Brothers 3, the same plot from part 1 will be recycled but instead the two sets of brothers will be fighting it out only to become best friends thus, ending the trilogy. You and I should be working in Hollywood lol
Glad Tom's getting on more talk shows, he could take the place of Bill Burr as my favorite Conan guest, his story telling skills are unrivaled
brownguy903 lol getting a little excited there huh? Getting a little ahead of yourself
Lmao was it Ryan sickler
That’s why he is friend with Bert. They just be lying 😂
Tom looks like a happy crackhead when he smiles.
crackheads a skinny, u must be on crack
Whenever I hear Tom start doing his impression of Bart I start laughing.
Still legitimately one of my favorite jokes
Tom got so much drip he even matches his microphone