Conan shares some footage of guest segments that didn't go so well. Needless to say, they'll never be back on the show. From Late Night, February 20, 1998.
@@gunnaryoung That might be true. But its also very normal. When I was young (genX) I mostly cared about new music and cultural things. So I dont think its strange millennials doesn`t know about older things. Its all good.
@@eltoro969 Yeah, sure bud. Also, I hope you know the oldest millennials are well into their 30s lol, and not teens like I feel you likely want to believe
Its funny how his skits havent changed a bit since the 90's. He still stays true to his show till this day. Conan might be or is the best talk how hosts of all time
I totally agree. Conan is just brilliant at what he does. He has the perfect personality. He's funny enough by himself, without even having anything else. Doesn't even have to really try to be funny.
God! As a teenager back home, I’d sneak out of bed to watch these skits with the volume down, and it was a a torturous good time trying not to laugh loud enough to wake my folks! Oh man! This and late night cinema, good times!
Sucks parents enforce bed times... never was too good at sleeping at night. Not because of the dark but because I tend to be more thoughtful at not, writing and such.
People were more uptight then... Most of this sort of content just left mainstream TV because it was less lucrative than the Internet. If anything most content people consume is way more racy and offensive than anything aired in the 90s.
CokeOr Pepsi I don't think this generation is worse/ignorant, just different. Its probably worse in some ways but also maybe getting better in some ways too. I see so much love and kindness at my school. Most everybody at my school are really good and kind people. Sometimes when I'm walking in the hallways other kids will ask me if I'm okay and they care about me even though they don't know me. I think its because I look sad. lol I have so many more examples but I don't feel like typing them because I'm sleepy. xD I just wanted to say that, sorry. ☺
When I first started watching this Video- I thought it would be a real segment showing the Worst Guests Conan ever had. I still think that real segment would make a great segment.
Okay so its not real then.. I'm with you Conan should do a real worst guests ever. That would be so funny throwing all those shitty celebs under the bus 🤣
Love the after who impersonated him .he is the same guy that plays bubbles the clown .I hope he makes a reapearance the end of this month for Halloween. If someone ever did a movie on the life of Devine the crossdressing movie star, HE WOULD BE PERFECT! !!
Jarvbs Jones I am shocked anyone cares about either of these lames enough to be fans lmfaoooo Reminds me of letterman, what an unfunny trash ass show. These late night shoes are simply vehicles to get rich and have regular working hours, nothing impressive in terms of comedy.
Oh you guys! Lotsa negative comments below, but I loved this deadpan Conan stuff! Most talk show hosts would have real material for a segment like this, but Conan always made stuff up. He went for the absolutely bizarre (deadpan mode) to trick the people who were expecting another boring segment about... whatever the segment was about. It was a thing he used to do.
@@AyAy008 What's so PC and libtard about that? He's not offended and he didn't even complain about it, he just laughed because he never heard Conan say it before. Stop getting butthurt for no reason.
@@whiteurkel6175 nobody in these comments is offended, you're imagining that people are offended so you can call someone a snowflake and pat yourself on the back. you're playing the victim card like an actual snowflake would.
1 Sal 1 Ami Pick up the sal with your left hand, holding the flat end medially so that it is facing the right side of your body. Pick up the ami with your right hand and also hold it with the flat end medially, so it is facing your left. Carefully pull both flat ends toward each other until they connect, forming the shape of a salami. Note: You may need to rotate either the sal or the ami in order for the salami to take its proper shape.
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Crazy? How dramatic. I see people use it all the time in the real world. I guess if you still watch tons of television and buy into hollywood culture it seems crazy.
Conan was my favorite show back then. I actually remember this episode. He's still hilarious today, but I always forget to watch. Good thing there's always youtube.
Everyone has always said 'retarded'. It was only about 2017 when it became a real, "you absolutely can NEVER say this word" speech policing type thing. Everything was 'retarded'. Your parents won't let you go out tonight? Well, that's retarded. My boss is making me come in 2 hours early tomorrow, it's so retarded. No one got offended because they knew that some words have totally separate meanings depending on the situation. We knew never to actually CALL a disabled person by that label, because that's very hurtful, and any decent person wouldn't. But it was just a part of everyday language that had literally nothing to do with the derogatory term for a disabled person.
And Conan has actually said it many, many times. Like if he asks a question and someone over explains, he would say, "I'm not retarded!" to which everyone would laugh. Now everyone has a stick up their ass and pretty soon the word, "sofa" is gonna offend people and we'll be back to grunting and gesturing like cave people.
One thing I loved about the original show is as they said; they glorified their own failure. They constantly made fun of themselves for being weird and stupid but it was done in such a crazy way, it worked.
To be fair, some of these guests won't be back on Conan because they're dead.
ProjectFlashlight612 yeah i was assuming that's what the title meant before watching. "guests we'll never have on again cuz they're dead"
welp thats a morbid way to look at things.
I got a nice laugh out of this.
... ... ...Am I an asshole??
ProjectFlashlight612 what if he changes his mind and then "tonight we have (some dead celeb) "and just a corpse sitting there motionless
You can just CGI them in now
Nobodys talking about how the original band for Elvis Presley opened for this video?
We have a generation now who doesn't know who Van Halen is so expecting millennials to know who Elvis band was is stretching it.
@@eltoro969, I think you grossly underestimate us.
@@gunnaryoung That might be true. But its also very normal. When I was young (genX) I mostly cared about new music and cultural things. So I dont think its strange millennials doesn`t know about older things. Its all good.
@@eltoro969 lmao ok
@@eltoro969 Yeah, sure bud. Also, I hope you know the oldest millennials are well into their 30s lol, and not teens like I feel you likely want to believe
Its funny how his skits havent changed a bit since the 90's. He still stays true to his show till this day. Conan might be or is the best talk how hosts of all time
I totally agree. Conan is just brilliant at what he does. He has the perfect personality. He's funny enough by himself, without even having anything else. Doesn't even have to really try to be funny.
MORDE Official It might be because his script but writers pretty much came with him to TBS
Tolyngee conan is hilarious. just bc u don't find him funny doesn't mean he isn't.
Paul Harman ERIC ANDRE COUGH
TheGamerbond wtf ? No ..
God! As a teenager back home, I’d sneak out of bed to watch these skits with the volume down, and it was a a torturous good time trying not to laugh loud enough to wake my folks! Oh man! This and late night cinema, good times!
Sucks parents enforce bed times... never was too good at sleeping at night. Not because of the dark but because I tend to be more thoughtful at not, writing and such.
I watched half the show thinking it's real (I'm new to watching Conan)
You watched the spice channel didn't you
@@RaSheedapower I don't recall a spice channel, but most of my late night brainrot was Conan and TNT Monstervision
@@QuartuvLarry No Cinemax (where there was some _real_ late night cinema)?
holy shit, Andy Richter is a different man.
DiagramOfTruth just 20 years thinner
Alcohol...helluva thing. So glad he's back.
Conan's disrespect wore him out so he ate out of frustration.
He just grew into his own head
He sounds so sarcastic. Whatever he says.
back when conan was rated R
people were not so up tight then
Except for conservative Christians
People were more uptight then... Most of this sort of content just left mainstream TV because it was less lucrative than the Internet. If anything most content people consume is way more racy and offensive than anything aired in the 90s.
+Vista how does being dressed as Hitler make a show rated R? it makes little bit offensive .
William Perez why is it offensive?
Oh, I thought these were going to be real.
They are real
@@DWQJVB Are you serious?
TheGhostTrooper1 Yes
theyre real
Bro they’re real
Boy, Conan's humor was dark back then...
Harikrishnan P And so was the writers' room.
Craig Fartinski lmao!Fartinski
härjaren Langstrumpf yeah.. nothing comes from him lmao. It's all about the businessmen and money
That wasn't really dark. Well, it isn't to people who grew up in the 90s.
It makes me laugh haha :P I like dark humour though :)
he has barely aged
make up bruh
+Man Ray even without it, he looks pretty much the same tho
MONEY
The Daemon Sultan thats how magic johnson is still living
He was old at 23
Wow, Conan looks THE EXACT SAME
Itay Bashan Eh, not the exact same.
cesar herrera Then mostly the same, and that's something too
Itay Bashan Pshh, whateva'!
+cesar herrera grow up
thrice bang Pshh! Whateva'! I do whateva' I want!
I love how quickly Andy turns on Conan given the slightest opportunity.
I love the VHS rub at 1:52
pre-dvr, dvd, blu-ray and netflix time.
+CokeOr Pepsi What a weirdo. :P
Adjust the tracking! Lol
adj789 needed that vhs hi def tape lol
CokeOr Pepsi
I don't think this generation is worse/ignorant, just different. Its probably worse in some ways but also maybe getting better in some ways too. I see so much love and kindness at my school. Most everybody at my school are really good and kind people. Sometimes when I'm walking in the hallways other kids will ask me if I'm okay and they care about me even though they don't know me. I think its because I look sad. lol I have so many more examples but I don't feel like typing them because I'm sleepy. xD I just wanted to say that, sorry. ☺
5:07
That was the most Chandlery nod I've ever seen that wasn't from Matthew Perry.
SomeNiceMovies amen
SomeNiceMovies i knew what nod you were talking about without checking
SomeNiceMovies ..
SomeNiceMovies my god you're right
whats a Chandlery nod, sorry Im a immigrant ;(
6:56 I burst out laughing when I heard Conan say that
In my country we still say retarded and call blacks for negroes.
Clap Saddle congrats man
I had to rewind back to make sure I heard it right then I started laughing so hard.
@@eltoro969 wait I dont understand. Do you call a negro a black or do you call a black a negro
@@tastytherrien5106 he's trolling. You can tell by his other comments. He said it's hilarious to "trigger millenials". Must be lonely
I honestly thought they referred to people who died
Michael Shen Me too.
Michael Shen yup, same😂.
Same, LOL.
Same.
me too !!!! LOL
When I first started watching this Video- I thought it would be a real segment showing the Worst Guests Conan ever had. I still think that real segment would make a great segment.
Okay so its not real then.. I'm with you Conan should do a real worst guests ever. That would be so funny throwing all those shitty celebs under the bus 🤣
Conan's originality skills are just through the roof. He's hilarious!
PedoMcPedoFace He's got a genius level IQ.
Well, he did write some of the best episodes of The Simpsons... MONORAAAIIIILLL!
True , great show !!!!
Yes hes def the best talk show hosts. Btw i stan your pfp and name😤
That Conan impression was impeccable.
Love the after who impersonated him .he is the same guy that plays bubbles the clown .I hope he makes a reapearance the end of this month for Halloween. If someone ever did a movie on the life of Devine the crossdressing movie star, HE WOULD BE PERFECT! !!
It was Andy Kaufmanesque but still Conan through and through.
Damn Andy was skinny and Conan looks exactly the same
Shame on fatso Andy. Americans are SLOBS anymore, Jesus Christ.
Suzanne Blaylock damn what’s your problem?
DIO GENESIS lmao
Woah give your mom her laptop back
Conan is 60 and looks like he’s 60. When he was 20, he also looked 60
I love how Conan puts his crew on air in so many sketches and segments. Stand up.
Two reasons... They were already on the payroll and if they refused they would be fired.
Meh, still better than Fallon...
everyone is better than fallon by miles
Wilson Yu
you mean that guy who plays Johnny Carson.
better than Kimmel
I like Conan and Fallon but my favorite is James Corden. lol 🙂
who is the fat guy your talking about??
I could still hear the guy in the aluminum ball screaming, ''I CAN'T BREATHE!''...
Nam Tran that was the joke....
Wow you have functioning ears eh??
Idiots, he knows. He's just saying he could still hear it.
Ryan l why reply to a 2 yr old comment?
If you know what's best for you, you heard nothing, understand?
1:52 "This is one of the few shows that glorifies its own failures"
Fan Corrections on Conan anyone??
You have made chumpmeat out of the Master.
I'm actually just rediscovering "Conan" . I love this guy!! It's straight up comedy no BS
Wow, what did you do to Andy?
He ate Max Weinberg:(
sine moderamine I think Conan just sucks his life energy to stay young looking. Like a life force blood supply.
malaihiboi fed him pussies trump grabbed and gace to hem for 18 yeas
Conan is one of the best, and has always been. Him and Andy together is comedy gold.
Sadly Norm MacDonald seems to be on the list, I miss his visits, they were always epic.
Has it really been years?
Sept of 18 was his last scheduled appearance that was canceled, and I don't think he been on since.
@@daveb.9371 apparently it's because of Andy's wife.
@@aR0ttenBANANA What happened?
And Dave Chappelle too.
Fallon- "Here's another silly song bit!"
Jarvbs Jones did u think this was Conan himself commenting or something lol
Jarvbs Jones I am shocked anyone cares about either of these lames enough to be fans lmfaoooo
Reminds me of letterman, what an unfunny trash ass show. These late night shoes are simply vehicles to get rich and have regular working hours, nothing impressive in terms of comedy.
@Jarvbs Jones fallon isn't successful...he's a corporate puppet of the oil industry paid to gain the attention of morons.
Sean keegan vogt Maybe if he didn't drink a bottle of whiskey before each show he'd be competent enough to sting together a coherent joke.
Look how thin Andy was!
I love it. That absurd intelligent style that makes Conan great.
Intelligent? Mostly just absurd.
I used to love staying up late to watch Conan
I loved Conan as the policeman in Terminator 2.
We need MORE Guests we'll never have back segments.
Oh you guys! Lotsa negative comments below, but I loved this deadpan Conan stuff! Most talk show hosts would have real material for a segment like this, but Conan always made stuff up. He went for the absolutely bizarre (deadpan mode) to trick the people who were expecting another boring segment about... whatever the segment was about. It was a thing he used to do.
At 6:56 I laughed so hard, I’ve never heard Conan use that word ever lol
Good lord, these PC libtards
@@AyAy008 What's so PC and libtard about that? He's not offended and he didn't even complain about it, he just laughed because he never heard Conan say it before. Stop getting butthurt for no reason.
sonpanchan they’re snowflakes
@@whiteurkel6175 nobody in these comments is offended, you're imagining that people are offended so you can call someone a snowflake and pat yourself on the back. you're playing the victim card like an actual snowflake would.
The chef is the same guy who walks into Conan's censor office years later with the leather chaps.
brian mccann
and he was the Fed Ex Pope
and Preparation h raymond
this Brian McCann, well, i think he sounds like @ real jerk!
and Freddy Spaghetti, too
"start with some sal, then add some ami"
"I just got caught up." Andy Richter is hysyerical. His timing and quickness is great.
Conan was the only late night talk show host I could stand as a kid.
I watched the debut episode with my best friend when I was 10. We made nacho's and popcorn, got all wired up on soda's and stayed up to watch it.
Did anyone catch that salami recipe? If so, please respond and include link. Thanks!
retarded was an ingredient
Roddy Dykes you're regarded just cos
1 Sal
1 Ami
Pick up the sal with your left hand, holding the flat end medially so that it is facing the right side of your body. Pick up the ami with your right hand and also hold it with the flat end medially, so it is facing your left. Carefully pull both flat ends toward each other until they connect, forming the shape of a salami. Note: You may need to rotate either the sal or the ami in order for the salami to take its proper shape.
@@BiologicalClock Thanks! Do you know where I can find good Sal and Ami?
@Imight Realperson Wow, that really saves some time! Thanks!
Andy Richter was gorgeous!
sum gt so precious
Was?
sum gt, was?? [2]
who dat???
still is
Oh... it's a skit. That's... that's not really what I was expecting. Or hoping for. Or interested in.
L-1011 Widebody welcome to the Conan show
Everybody loves the L-1011!
@dabadadeeda
I listen to Howard Stern so yes, that's exactly what I expected!
Did you like it?
@@jorceshaman lol
Gotta love the fact that Conan doesn’t look remotely different 20 years later.
Java Monkey you can just see more in high def
Damn this takes me back. I was in High school when this episode ran and I remember it so well.
I thought these where gunna be real, but I’m glad it wasnt
I grew up watching Conan since around 2005. Id watch him before going to bed every night. Love him!!
Just realized the chef in this segment is the same guy that was in the “Conan talks to the TBS Censor guy” segment who wore the ass-less pants
andy's too thin, there's not enough of him.
also, wiiiiide suits
@I'm unsubscribing. Damn dude, where did that come from
I thought he was hella cute
I love this thank you conan
Wow, seeing clips like this and remembering this show back then, makes me feel old lol.
This video now part of an NBC collection called "Hosts We'll NEVER Have Back".
How long has he had that Eisenhower mug? Lmao
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Didn't somebody break that?
madmatth The chef reassembled it.
Since Eisenhower was president
Imagine if the audio for the audience reactions were replaced by unsettling music
That is Elvis's original band at the beginning omg!! ❤
Watching early Conan has made me realize how much he has influenced my sense of humour.
Did anyone catch the recipe for the red peppers? I only got the first part.
The guy at 2:40 was the dad on Pete and Pete.
Picked up on that too, but I had to watch an episode to make sure.
This is the most natural I've ever seen anything delivered on Conan
The cook segment is hilarious lol
Woah times have changed, I like did a double-take when I heard him use the word retarded on live television, that's crazy!
Crazy? How dramatic. I see people use it all the time in the real world. I guess if you still watch tons of television and buy into hollywood culture it seems crazy.
Before PC times
json 89 hearing it on TV and television are totally different
EBryant o no...not the R word...thats just downs syndromed
EBryant crazy for american tv for sure. Anywhere else..not really
"Stand back, Voila, Goble Goble"
Feels so good to hear someone say "retarded" on live television
This still holds up compared to other talk shows
I love the VHS tracking issue at 1:52. I wonder if people under 30 even know what that is.
M Ouija I'm pretty sure most people over like 16 have used vhs at some point in their life.
M Ouija I kno rite? I'm 34.. I'm. so. old.
📼📼⚡️📼📼⚡️📼📼⚡️📼📼⚡️📼📼
Obviously people under 30 know what it is. I think there's a breaking point for people born around 2000.
VHS artifacts are a wonderful, soothing drift back into the past.
I used it to record myself playing games on ps1! I'm 21!
I thought this were going to be real interviews gone wrong
Conan was my favorite show back then. I actually remember this episode. He's still hilarious today, but I always forget to watch. Good thing there's always youtube.
Nintendude Gaming who are you talking to?
There will never be another late night show as good as this one.
10:26 someone farts
Jesus! Never thought I'd hear Conan say the R word
Everyone has always said 'retarded'. It was only about 2017 when it became a real, "you absolutely can NEVER say this word" speech policing type thing. Everything was 'retarded'. Your parents won't let you go out tonight? Well, that's retarded. My boss is making me come in 2 hours early tomorrow, it's so retarded. No one got offended because they knew that some words have totally separate meanings depending on the situation. We knew never to actually CALL a disabled person by that label, because that's very hurtful, and any decent person wouldn't. But it was just a part of everyday language that had literally nothing to do with the derogatory term for a disabled person.
And Conan has actually said it many, many times. Like if he asks a question and someone over explains, he would say, "I'm not retarded!" to which everyone would laugh. Now everyone has a stick up their ass and pretty soon the word, "sofa" is gonna offend people and we'll be back to grunting and gesturing like cave people.
Why are these retarded PC libtards referring to that as "R-word"??
Rigger?
I can't believe you said the J word
A lot of butthurt people in the comments mad that Conan in the 90's didn't live up to current PC standards.
Anyone know the chef's name? He nailed that bit.
N Navbravich he's a writer and character actor for conan for years but he retired a couple of years ago
His name is Brian McCann.
irishgator thats it! i couldnt remember his name
irishgator he was the funniest of the bunch IMO.
Nav Bravic I'm 17 and I think the last time I saw that was like 2010 maybe
I CANT BREATHE! I was dyin.
So was he.
The axe thrower reminds me of jeff goldblum as the magician from the shadows of evil zombie map
I was only 2 years old by then and now im 21 and a huge fan of this show,
Pete and Pete's dad.
lol i thought the guy looked familiar
Jeremy Lee Just had a major flashback! I enjoyed watching that with my second husband.
"Take a look" doesn't he still say that after all these years?
Side Effects What else is he supposed to say?
have a glance
Conan should do "in the year 3000" skits!
I remember watching this segment back in high school. Now it's 20 years later. Shit, where has my life went??
That salami joke has followed me for nearly thirty years.
This is the opposite of Fan Corrections.
"I just got caught up," "get him, get him"
Such a great sketch, I love Conan.
Pretty cool seeing Pete and Pete's Dad yelling "You cruel bastard" to Conan.
6:46 good thing no one on twitter got ahold of this chunk, conan says gimmie that instead of pass the salami please
"Get two juicy suculant turkey legs and start pushin em on there you cab see the bird take shape right now" 😁
6:50
Conan of the 90s was awesome. Loved his late night show!
These were absolutely hilarious. Amazing
No one notices Scotty Moore of Elvis Presley's band sitting in at the beginning?
Steven Manning no one even notices max Weinberg who tours with Jimmy page
And D.J. Fontana
Steven Manning yea...but no one cares
Max Weinberg was with Connan until his reunion with the E Street band
I noticed Scotty ad DJ and now I'm fangirling as if I'd actually met them
Andy was a handsome devil
was?
is! still!
He's really let himself go in recent years. Meanwhile, Conan's hitting the gym hard.
baby face andy
w0g I was thinking the same. If they were still alive Chris Farley and John Candy would still be fat though, right?
I didn't know Conan was such an old show
This was a few months before I was born and yet Conan looks like the same exact age as he is now haha
This segment went on for 10 minutes? Man, I guess ad sponsors were hard to come by back then.
10minutes segments without ads are a rare thing in the US ?
O_O
Depends on how long the show is
If its like a half hour show they come on every 9 minutes about.
Waterbluefellow fucking hell that shocking
Waterbluefellow what the… wow ! That must be quite irritating ^^'
The amount of ads they run has gone up in the past 20 years,
I had to look really hard to tell if that "Conan impersonator" was Artie Lange or not.
I'm still not 100% sure it isn't.
Damn I forgot how old Conans show is. Time flew by hella fast.
One thing I loved about the original show is as they said; they glorified their own failure. They constantly made fun of themselves for being weird and stupid but it was done in such a crazy way, it worked.
The fact that conan used the R-word instantly dated this skit.
R word? Wtf is that
Che7 Gunderson 6:56
The fact that retard is now the 'r word' makes me wanna commit s word.
These are the same piece of shit people that turned "Oriental", 👌🏼 sign, and bowl cut into hate signs. Libtard cucks.
1:30 I just realized he's using two microphones lol
And finally, Conan himself
Excuse my ignorance but what was the song the band played when the reunited sister brother were fighting and crying
HAHAHAHA
"You get some SAL and some AMI" 😂😂