Tom Segura Talks To His Dad About Browns & Sex

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    Tom's dad, Top Dog, talks about his policy with EXTREMELY soiled underwear, his lingerie preferences, and more!
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  • @adamcremer7311
    @adamcremer7311 Před 2 lety +286

    RIP Top Dog, hearing him say whenever he wanted to cheer up he thinks of his time with Tom during his childhood was very heartwarming,, and to me the definition of keeping it proto

    • @benstolen69
      @benstolen69 Před rokem +2

      I agree but what a horrible use of that reference lol

  • @dudelit6482
    @dudelit6482 Před 6 lety +1241

    I wish I could live in the state of primal innocence that Tom's Dad lives in.

  • @macdoodlechamp
    @macdoodlechamp Před 2 lety +148

    can we acknowledge the fact that this man went and fought in one of the most brutal wars ever and to come out with his kind of attitude is just inspiring.

    • @EVAASIVEOne
      @EVAASIVEOne Před 2 lety +5

      Seriously, Im so happy to be able to hear so much of his voice and his jokes, stories, etc. RIP Top Dogg :((

  • @petermoglia4836
    @petermoglia4836 Před 6 lety +771

    There’s no better feeling then killing the enemy

    • @codykendall2846
      @codykendall2846 Před 4 lety

      Thomas Henesey which bit is this? I laughed for like 10 minutes after reading peters comment.

    • @codykendall2846
      @codykendall2846 Před 4 lety

      Thomas Henesey just kidding I remember I apologize

    • @HughGRexshin_
      @HughGRexshin_ Před 3 lety +2

      And saying hey buddy

  • @deeduncan4206
    @deeduncan4206 Před 6 lety +679

    Top Dog just makes me grin so much as soon as i hear his voice. he is so funny

    • @thefoxcatch
      @thefoxcatch Před 6 lety +33

      just the 'heya buddy!' cracks me up

    • @h.gordonsears6302
      @h.gordonsears6302 Před 6 lety +5

      Top dog clips are solid

    • @stephen32frazier
      @stephen32frazier Před 5 lety +6

      The one where they do the blonde jokes back and forth and stuff like that. So funny.

    • @zakkarykeith
      @zakkarykeith Před 4 lety +1

      Could listen to them have a convo all day lol

    • @charmicarmicat2981
      @charmicarmicat2981 Před 4 lety

      Idk man he makes his sister’s sound unbearable 😂

  • @kroom7k536
    @kroom7k536 Před 5 lety +552

    I'd pay to have Christmas dinner with the Seguras

    • @smoothred9453
      @smoothred9453 Před 5 lety +9

      tbh, would be the best dinner table convo

  • @beerinoculum
    @beerinoculum Před 2 lety +86

    this was absolutely the greatest segment of this podcast or any podcast ive ever seen, ever. hands down.
    RIP Top Dog - hope you are enjoying heaven

  • @emmetLshavinski
    @emmetLshavinski Před 6 lety +308

    Can Top Dog have a podcast titled "Heeeey Buddy!"?

  • @DOwhutnow
    @DOwhutnow Před 2 lety +36

    Hey buddy is exactly the dad I want to be for my kids later on in life. Rip buddy. You've inspired me to be a better dad

  • @gregeads6124
    @gregeads6124 Před 6 lety +201

    Man you gotta love parents. I laughed so hard at his dad's "shit story". He told with such truth and cander. Best story I ever heard.

  • @nickg9170
    @nickg9170 Před 6 lety +218

    Top dog is a philosopher

  • @yoosername
    @yoosername Před 6 lety +146

    Tom and his dad are so alike its hilarious 😂

  • @murdockthaparadox5928
    @murdockthaparadox5928 Před 4 lety +51

    Toms dads voice, is one calm constant tone, I love how he just casually and camly talks about all of this like it's nothing.

  • @herpallday1284
    @herpallday1284 Před 2 lety +62

    RIP top dog I feel like I lost someone personal. Sorry for your loss Tom.

    • @gianni_schicchi
      @gianni_schicchi Před 2 lety +2

      I bet he’s eating a big bowl of moose soup with Fedsmoker and Benadryl guy.

  • @zacman182
    @zacman182 Před 6 lety +206

    NIBLETS

    • @callmequeen17
      @callmequeen17 Před 5 lety +4

      i'm literally crying after reading this comment alone 😂😂😂

    • @diamondj1979
      @diamondj1979 Před 4 lety

      very underrated comment.

  • @GVakarian195
    @GVakarian195 Před 6 lety +61

    I made a huge mistake by listening to this while at the office doing some paperwork I can't even breathe this is funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @andrewm.4984
    @andrewm.4984 Před 2 lety +6

    “Hey buddy” will live on forever

  • @brookesosa5032
    @brookesosa5032 Před 4 lety +30

    Top Dog is a fucking gem. I love when he calls Tom “buddy”. Soooo sweet!

  • @danielpenrod5843
    @danielpenrod5843 Před 6 lety +87

    Papa Segura needs his own public access show in which he discusses the finer details of such things as bushes, efficiency in navigating the hallways when pooping, and anything he wants to discuss hahaha

  • @shaowenang
    @shaowenang Před 2 lety +13

    Top Dog going "Hey Buddy!" and Christina chuckling in response every single time is wholesome

  • @davidjosh5640
    @davidjosh5640 Před 2 lety +7

    4:20 “Well it does. Its very unorthodox.” For some reason, I guess with Tom’s knowing prompt, him saying that sentence, thats when I spit up laughing.

  • @Darkhare33
    @Darkhare33 Před 6 lety +53

    The shit story actually had me in tears. I don't ever cry from laughing. ghat damn

  • @JDs1stChannel
    @JDs1stChannel Před 2 lety +11

    “My generation it was all about the BUSH.” Dude I can’t stop laughing!

  • @nspiregames172
    @nspiregames172 Před 6 lety +38

    I can totally see why you became a comedian your dad is hilarious. Make him do a special 😂

  • @otakuka3077
    @otakuka3077 Před 5 lety +23

    I would love to have conversations like this with my dad.

  • @jordank5957
    @jordank5957 Před 4 lety +24

    Wish I could have this type of relationship with my dad

  • @nickg9170
    @nickg9170 Před 6 lety +354

    Is it just me or do Tom and his dad have the exact same voice just a decibel or two lower?

    • @Sarenap100
      @Sarenap100 Před 6 lety +7

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @corncobjohnsonreal
      @corncobjohnsonreal Před 5 lety +27

      That's not what decibel means but makes what you said a lot more funnier

    • @Julianlesk
      @Julianlesk Před 3 lety +3

      @Youric Hunt I'd use 'steps/notes.' Octaves would be too far.

    • @idkwhatws
      @idkwhatws Před 3 lety

      @Youric Hunt oh jesus your smart you know the terms. Stfu

    • @loganroca
      @loganroca Před 3 lety +1

      Yes! Like the vocal patterns and the way they talk is the same

  • @gregeads6124
    @gregeads6124 Před 6 lety +94

    The English, you just never know. Their all over the map. Lmfao

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy Před 2 lety

      I'm fucking weeeeaaaaakkk listening to Top Dog break down vintage pussy hair like a professional

  • @Filiolus
    @Filiolus Před 5 lety +27

    You can really see where tom got some of that humor, haha. Adorable

  • @sdpj101
    @sdpj101 Před 6 lety +23

    Top Dog warms my heart.

  • @fantasyjoe2771
    @fantasyjoe2771 Před 2 lety +7

    Rest In Peace Top Dog, brought so many people so much Joy, and was a genuinely good and loving man

  • @carasusanna4691
    @carasusanna4691 Před 2 lety +3

    Here to remember Top Dog. RIP ❤️

  • @danielfawley4711
    @danielfawley4711 Před 2 lety +6

    R.I.P. Top Dog. Both laughing and crying while I watch this. You will be missed. Rest now Marine. 🇺🇸

  • @zacharygreenwald4561
    @zacharygreenwald4561 Před 3 lety +3

    I come back and watch these clips with Top Dog so much.. he’s a legend

  • @milosjekic2075
    @milosjekic2075 Před rokem +2

    Tom made his dad and his vibes immortal, what a bond! Makes me very sad I lost this connection with my dad in my teenage years

  • @monicacasares9698
    @monicacasares9698 Před 4 lety +9

    I didn't want this to end

  • @beatsbygadfly
    @beatsbygadfly Před 2 lety +6

    Who else is on a Top Dog binge? R.I.P. he is doing beautiful shits in heaven!!

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 Před 4 lety +8

    Top Dog is a national treasure and I need to see more of him.

  • @tonymcdonald1961
    @tonymcdonald1961 Před 2 lety +3

    RIP top dog. Thank you for everything.

  • @jackwatters9502
    @jackwatters9502 Před 3 lety +9

    His impression of his dad is spot on

  • @JSDFreak
    @JSDFreak Před 5 lety +9

    when tom was talking about that bush girl, i literally thought to myself: "i bet she's portuguese, because i could do that too if i wouldn't take care of my hairy body"... and she was LOL

  • @kguac9028
    @kguac9028 Před 5 lety +12

    The way he repeats a joke with a dead pan voice and then laughs is so funny

  • @Jacobmelrose26
    @Jacobmelrose26 Před 4 lety +19

    "So I'm a lace man, okay?"

  • @lukeschnitzler9067
    @lukeschnitzler9067 Před 5 lety +25

    Did i tell you about the shit i had the other day? .. classic

  • @mcmuffin7941
    @mcmuffin7941 Před 2 lety +5

    RIP TOP DOG. He was such a sweet and hilarious man

  • @tralfmusic
    @tralfmusic Před 6 lety +80

    I cried laughing listening to this. Jesus christ

  • @on2wheels378
    @on2wheels378 Před 6 lety +44

    We had the unnatached garage in the house I grew up in. My dad had to poop after he parked the car into the garage. He didn't make it, he just dropped his pants and pooped on the small hedge that lined the outside of the garage. My brother and I looked at him in horror and my dad grinned and said "we did this a lot back in 'Nam.' Go get me some shit paper quick!"

  • @kylewhite7340
    @kylewhite7340 Před 2 lety +1

    RIP Top dog! True legend. Really cool you have all these recordings of him.

  • @dootsey
    @dootsey Před 5 lety +4

    I could listen to these family conversations all day =)

  • @codymathes4450
    @codymathes4450 Před 5 lety +5

    2:08 a hilarious turn 😆

  • @zetareticuli5054
    @zetareticuli5054 Před 4 lety +17

    We understand why Tom is the way he is after listening to this!

  • @smotpoker86
    @smotpoker86 Před 3 lety +3

    Tom Segura's Dad is therapeutic to me. Such a wonderful man lol.

  • @kainsf2
    @kainsf2 Před 6 lety +46

    Top 🐕 is amaze balls

  • @PyroInTheFace21
    @PyroInTheFace21 Před 6 lety +56

    I wholeheartedly agree with his dad. Nothing wrong with washing shitty drawers if you're already at your house

  • @treypelham5515
    @treypelham5515 Před 3 lety +5

    Tom’s dad is the father everyone dreams of having.

  • @MrPooopyButthole
    @MrPooopyButthole Před 2 lety +1

    “Niblets in my trousers” 😂😂😂

  • @telesto912
    @telesto912 Před 2 lety +2

    RIP Top Dog!!! This made me laugh so hard.

  • @damonjohnson8337
    @damonjohnson8337 Před 4 lety +7

    Top Dog said NIBLETS! 😂😂

  • @dominicmiguel3362
    @dominicmiguel3362 Před 2 lety

    Rip top dog. Ever since he passed all these old calls have been on my recommended.
    Good guy youtube is

  • @raiden000
    @raiden000 Před 6 lety +2

    you guys should make one of these for the would you rather session with toms parents a few weeks ago as well, thanks.

  • @ColtonCook
    @ColtonCook Před 6 lety +3

    I always lose it when he says"Listen, th-th-the isssue here really..." Tom just can't even...this is straight gold lol

  • @drodge72
    @drodge72 Před 6 lety +3

    This made my day!

  • @XHaRdCoRePwNeRX
    @XHaRdCoRePwNeRX Před 3 lety +5

    Top Dog is the most wholesome down to earth old dude.
    Incredible to think that he commanded a company of men in Vietnam.

  • @adamd.6698
    @adamd.6698 Před 2 lety +2

    Top Dog forever!!!

  • @meggars127
    @meggars127 Před 5 lety +2

    Officially my favorite video now.

  • @SupermanA2K
    @SupermanA2K Před 6 lety +26

    i can't fucking breathe right now

  • @clydesweetfeetlivingston1180

    Rest in peace legend thanks for the laughs

  • @RicRags
    @RicRags Před 5 lety +2

    That dude is the best. Everything he says is gold.

  • @cherylbreitkreutz5756
    @cherylbreitkreutz5756 Před 5 lety +2

    I love Toms dad omg dying over here

  • @mattkitzke4556
    @mattkitzke4556 Před 4 lety +3

    Omg Tom's dad is unreal funny! So innocent!

  • @Atomrofl42
    @Atomrofl42 Před 5 lety +25

    Does his dad know he is recorded? 😂

    • @eansba88-
      @eansba88- Před 5 lety +10

      It feels like he doesn't...

  • @ashhawk2346
    @ashhawk2346 Před rokem +2

    We need a complete Topdog compilation! He really gets me through these shit times. Rest in peace big guy, you're sorely missed by us all.

  • @Hatchman6969
    @Hatchman6969 Před 6 lety +6

    My god haven’t cried laughing that hard in forever

  • @alanawalker770
    @alanawalker770 Před 5 lety +2

    I've just come​ across this video now and...I haven't laughed at something more in my life I almost choked laughing

  • @sergioolivera1258
    @sergioolivera1258 Před rokem

    RIP TOP DOGG !!! your relationship with your dad is everything

  • @stefanieromay2212
    @stefanieromay2212 Před 4 lety +3

    Tom sounds just like his dad! Even laughs the same...that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤭

  • @brotaku25
    @brotaku25 Před 2 lety

    Hearing Top Dog answer the phone always makes me smile. RIP Top Dog

  • @laylaluann9541
    @laylaluann9541 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg dude I'm actually crying tears out of my eyes this is too much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephvega3763
    @josephvega3763 Před 5 lety +2

    I'm freakin laughing out loud super loud!!!!!!!!!! Tom's dad is pure gold!!!!!!!

  • @stevebailey6922
    @stevebailey6922 Před 2 lety +2

    Damn, I was hear more from Tom's dad. I could've listened to this for hours.

  • @stephencowley8585
    @stephencowley8585 Před 2 lety +1

    👊💪 Dad's are awesome! Who is more honest than a great Dad!?

  • @Boabywankenobi
    @Boabywankenobi Před 5 lety +4

    Tom's dad is THE greatest.

  • @tom_shredz
    @tom_shredz Před 5 lety +1

    Reminds me of my dad so much.

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 Před 5 lety +2

    “Black bushes.....”😂👍

  • @theflyingotis3797
    @theflyingotis3797 Před 6 lety +12

    Its so hilarious that this wasn't staged!!! Hahahaha

  • @grimmcyph932
    @grimmcyph932 Před 3 lety +2

    Top dog is the funniest guy on the show .....him and enny podcasts gold 😆👈🏿

  • @knochtheblonde
    @knochtheblonde Před 5 lety +3

    It's nice to know that phone calls don't get less awkward when you get older

  • @avadventuregear
    @avadventuregear Před 4 měsíci

    Miss these old eps. Just funny good stuff

  • @rustyshackleford6992
    @rustyshackleford6992 Před 2 lety

    6:17 "Oh, you gotta work on that?!" His face has me dead.

  • @michaelgay3634
    @michaelgay3634 Před 2 lety +1

    Love this, it's so funny RIP Top Dog

  • @sonja85.
    @sonja85. Před 9 měsíci

    I lost my dad 4 years ago i had a great bond with him. He was only 56. I Miss him. RiP tom dad ❤

  • @brucepocalypse4109
    @brucepocalypse4109 Před 2 lety +2

    We're all gonna miss Top Dog R.I.P.

  • @DefenderOfVirginity
    @DefenderOfVirginity Před 3 lety +2

    listening to a grown ass man talk to his son about shitting his pants is better than i would have thought

  • @jackquigley8290
    @jackquigley8290 Před 5 lety +2

    I laughed aggressively this whole video

  • @dallasjones5846
    @dallasjones5846 Před 6 lety +10

    Haha, this makes me miss my dad.

  • @halo4176
    @halo4176 Před 5 lety

    Toms parents are da best!

  • @TheDreamWyrm
    @TheDreamWyrm Před 6 lety +36

    Top Dog is the feces champ.

  • @lightway6653
    @lightway6653 Před 4 lety +9

    WHY DOES TOMS DAD SOUND LIKE HES ALWAYS DOING A SKIT

  • @CUpuffs420
    @CUpuffs420 Před rokem +1

    Top Dog is peak happiness, that man fucking lived.

  • @matthartman5962
    @matthartman5962 Před 3 lety +1

    Ahhhhhh, here I am 3 years later reminiscing about my grandfather running out of the truck behind the little shed outside his house yelling at me "go get the god damn toilet paper boy". Great times as a young boy 😂