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  • Join the Avengers for an epic all-out battle with their biggest foe - themselves. Oh, and that one villain no one really remembers - Captain America: Civil War!
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  • @cantthinkofaname1990
    @cantthinkofaname1990 Před 7 lety +8128

    I paused the video several times to read Zemo's plan. Someone put effort into it so I read all of it.

    • @zcwan5349
      @zcwan5349 Před 7 lety +106

      me too 😂

    • @Mgranadosv
      @Mgranadosv Před 7 lety +323

      Same with the Luthor plan. I am beginning to think Screen Junkies had access to the script layout because they explain the plan right to the point.

    • @Chivi-chivik
      @Chivi-chivik Před 7 lety +51

      Same! And it was funny as hell! XD

    • @tacoman422
      @tacoman422 Před 7 lety +181

      Well, Zemo at least sort accomplished his plan, and Luthor didn't really have any possible endgame where he won (either the heroes kill Doomsday and Luthor goes to jail, or Doomsday kills literally everyone), so...

    • @sanguinemcorda4310
      @sanguinemcorda4310 Před 7 lety +41

      I forgot. who is zemo again?

  • @jswp5
    @jswp5 Před 7 lety +1729

    "Complete with a pre-murdered uncle ben"

    • @franciskith0o
      @franciskith0o Před 7 lety +64

      As in already murdered
      As in we don't need to see him get murdered again

    • @jswp5
      @jswp5 Před 7 lety +74

      +Francisco Esparza yeah i get it I'm just saying it's fucking hilarious

    • @kfw9257
      @kfw9257 Před 7 lety +16

      Next question, do we have see Gwen Stacy die again or Harry Osbourne go homicidal or Eddie Brock become Venom? Yeah I think that's enough for now. They can re-do Electro though, I'd like to imagine that never happened and I'm sure Marvel feels the same.

    • @christopherimpey6208
      @christopherimpey6208 Před 7 lety +21

      agreed i laughed for so long had to go back to it after

    • @ZeroSekkajin
      @ZeroSekkajin Před 7 lety +2

      Alexander Kieler that moment when Carnage comes and (literally) fucks everything up. Maybe he'd be too much.

  • @wbbrighamvideography
    @wbbrighamvideography Před 5 lety +2320

    “How be more than a one time marvel villian”
    A book by Loki.

  • @kom1i
    @kom1i Před 5 lety +2590

    'Black Widow, still scissoring anyone she can get her legs around'
    That completely caught me off guard LMAO

    • @4xJojo
      @4xJojo Před 3 lety +38

      We'll just have to wait until her film comes out.... If it ever does 😒

    • @mirifeldstein3420
      @mirifeldstein3420 Před 3 lety +52

      @Joey Mac why? because female characters are only interesting to you if they're sexualized? do you really not see how that comment was gross?

    • @rocketgroot4311
      @rocketgroot4311 Před 3 lety +9

      @@mirifeldstein3420
      *They can be both. Jackass*

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 Před 3 lety +13

      @@mirifeldstein3420 why are you taking his comment so seriously? When did he ever say what you are implying? His comment just seems like a joke. Calm down.

    • @mirifeldstein3420
      @mirifeldstein3420 Před 3 lety +1

      @@parkeranimations3671 why are you replying to a comment from forever ago when clearly this topic does not matter to you? Calm down

  • @SteampunkCentral
    @SteampunkCentral Před 7 lety +11798

    Why didn't the fact that both Captain America and Iron Man's best friends were named James stop the fight?

    • @ManiaMac1613
      @ManiaMac1613 Před 7 lety +1592

      Because the writers for Marvel are slightly less brain damaged than the ones for DC?

    • @Rituraj3001
      @Rituraj3001 Před 7 lety +92

      it was WB it didnt happend in comics and btw marvel doing good only in movies so real writers sucks (comic fan)

    • @Mgranadosv
      @Mgranadosv Před 7 lety +476

      Because the only logical conclusion to that would have been for Tony to kiss Cap right there and I don't think the MCU is ready for that level of bromance.

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 Před 7 lety +86

      Because they weren't captured/killed beforehand.

    • @EitherThisOrThat
      @EitherThisOrThat Před 7 lety +55

      watch sinemawins video "everything great about batman v superman" 9:42-10:56 - it literally has nothing to do with their moms having the same name u just hate it cuz u dont understand it. Tho "both named James" comment fucking killed me xD

  • @delbaethmidir3533
    @delbaethmidir3533 Před 7 lety +1692

    I love this movie, but if there's anything wrong with it, it's Captain America snogging his ex's niece before her corpse is even cold.

    • @MajiggerRose
      @MajiggerRose Před 7 lety +203

      It was Marvel's way of saying "HE'S STRAIGHT, OKAY?!" e_e We know he likes women...chill with the unnecessary/creepy side heterosexual romances please, MCU.

    • @callum-1818
      @callum-1818 Před 7 lety +18

      +Natalie Rose Hahaha so true xD

    • @Delucaass
      @Delucaass Před 7 lety +17

      +Natalie Rose You seem triggered.

    • @Johnnybtv3
      @Johnnybtv3 Před 7 lety +46

      I know that they only did it with exposition, but they did allude to them hanging out quite a lot in between the movies. She had apparently done all of these favors for him. It wasn't done very well, but it was there.

    • @MajiggerRose
      @MajiggerRose Před 7 lety +20

      Andrew Lucas That word...I do not think it means what you think it means. xD

  • @dizz4386
    @dizz4386 Před 6 lety +4330

    Think the friendzone is bad? Ask Vision about the friendhole

    • @ishan8491
      @ishan8491 Před 5 lety +29

      lol

    • @E4Mafioso
      @E4Mafioso Před 5 lety +51

      Well if you have the mind stone you can just float out of it

    • @1pauljs
      @1pauljs Před 5 lety +51

      It’s a euphemism for friends with benefits 😏

    • @hrushikeshgouda4965
      @hrushikeshgouda4965 Před 4 lety +33

      He was shoved 20 layers deep 😂

    • @ryanricks3002
      @ryanricks3002 Před 4 lety +8

      @@hrushikeshgouda4965 that scene was random but funny

  • @m.b3839
    @m.b3839 Před 6 lety +2605

    As Steve Roger once again pines for the plums of the man that only he and tumblr truly care about

    • @Labinzel
      @Labinzel Před 5 lety +57

      I would like this but I don't want to interfer with the sacred 69

    • @Sa-fd7ih
      @Sa-fd7ih Před 5 lety +22

      Labinzel 3712
      It’s okay I made it 321

    • @filimongalogavros5301
      @filimongalogavros5301 Před 5 lety +43

      The friend thing of Captain America with Bucky Barnes is iconic in the comics and in the movies .

    • @thelostones7671
      @thelostones7671 Před 4 lety +8

      Bucky Bun soooooooo true tho

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 Před 4 lety +37

      And Pinterest but we don’t talk about that

  • @johncena357
    @johncena357 Před 7 lety +1511

    I was in Captain America: Civil War but you couldn't see me

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna Před 7 lety +5001

    Captain America keeps ditching his black best friend for Bucky with the good hair.

    • @ikmnification5737
      @ikmnification5737 Před 7 lety +98

      Yeah, after the first trailer, I thought this was just going to be Captain America: Battle of the Black Besties (but then they made it about Bucky and threw Spiderman in) even had Black Widow secretly on Cap's side and Black Panther helping Stark.

    • @jamesdienow
      @jamesdienow Před 7 lety +18

      Do one for Stranger Things!

    • @aixaaa_1117
      @aixaaa_1117 Před 7 lety

      Yeah

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 Před 7 lety +10

      lmao...lmao

    • @violetstardove1278
      @violetstardove1278 Před 7 lety +26

      Sorry reference on point 😂

  • @editisland9207
    @editisland9207 Před 5 lety +1616

    “While completing ignoring two perfectly good boyfriend who are right there in front of his face” IM DEAD😂😂😂😂😂

    • @f.k.3628
      @f.k.3628 Před 4 lety +64

      So true though. Steve and Tony would be so perfect together...

    • @navyaprakash7537
      @navyaprakash7537 Před 4 lety +27

      @@f.k.3628 yesss stony for life!

    • @f.k.3628
      @f.k.3628 Před 4 lety +16

      @@navyaprakash7537 yea they are the cutest!

    • @randomusername429
      @randomusername429 Před 3 lety +49

      Stucky is just the best though

    • @BTScriviner
      @BTScriviner Před 3 lety +34

      But Steve and Bucky are the OTP.

  • @ja-vf3gh
    @ja-vf3gh Před 5 lety +823

    *And the greatest love story of all time*
    * shows steve and bucky *

    • @youarestillatraitor2684
      @youarestillatraitor2684 Před 4 lety +38

      Coincidence? I THINK NOT

    • @louism3643
      @louism3643 Před 2 lety +5

      That wasn't a coincidence. it might be the greatest love story in the MCU.
      Sorry. I'm just rolling with the video.

  • @Dreamagain11
    @Dreamagain11 Před 7 lety +1241

    tony stark can deduce who spider-man secretly is off a 3 second video clip but can't deduce that bucky photo was faked

    • @maxivillar1107
      @maxivillar1107 Před 7 lety +85

      It's not a photo, it's a blurry surveillance screen shot. Considering that he is a fugitive murder, I think capturing Barnes was the right choice.

    • @MrJarastamon
      @MrJarastamon Před 7 lety +39

      Considering the stuff Tony's tech can do, constructing a new element from the map of the city in Iron Man 2? This should be child's play.

    • @maxivillar1107
      @maxivillar1107 Před 7 lety +18

      MrJarastamon But is not Tony's tech. It's just a random surveillance cam.

    • @rae5425
      @rae5425 Před 7 lety +1

      Well if tony did that how the hell are the avengers suppose to fight? Just like Batman in BvS batman could've deduce what's wrong but chooses not to cause the movie's name is Batman V Superman

    • @ourlasthero51
      @ourlasthero51 Před 7 lety +31

      I'm pretty sure there was more than one video of Spider-Man.

  • @franklinbadge1215
    @franklinbadge1215 Před 6 lety +9130

    Totally blew the opportunity to call the movie Captain America 3: Finding Zemo

    • @mainman3476
      @mainman3476 Před 6 lety +334

      franklinbadge1215 Underrated comment.

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc Před 6 lety +87

      made me LOL

    • @willow1wisp
      @willow1wisp Před 6 lety +57

      Beautiful

    • @xavierburks7446
      @xavierburks7446 Před 6 lety +6

      franklinbadge1215 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @tmarofvulcan
      @tmarofvulcan Před 6 lety +259

      I personally would prefer "Up All Night To Get Bucky", but that's just me. :D

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 Před 4 lety +1696

    After Endgame, the kissing Peggy's niece plays a lot differently.

    • @ScorpioSW
      @ScorpioSW Před 3 lety +73

      Oh...... no....

    • @SkrebMasters
      @SkrebMasters Před 3 lety +131

      Falcon: You gonna tell me about her?
      Cap: No, I don't think I will
      Steve knew what he was doing 😂

    • @myriadmediamusings
      @myriadmediamusings Před 3 lety +34

      Boy that would be awkard to bring up when Sharon returns in Falcon and the Winter Soldier...

    • @MaazShaikh-ji2fq
      @MaazShaikh-ji2fq Před 3 lety +24

      Imagine Steve seeing her born and she's just a month and he kissed her. Sounds normal but who knows what happened next

    • @Dan-zc3ou
      @Dan-zc3ou Před 3 lety +5

      Still mad about that

  • @bookon999
    @bookon999 Před 5 lety +950

    Zemos plan: Make sure Tony finds out Bucky killed his mom. That's it.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 Před 4 lety +27

      But Captain America knew so he can go protect Bucky.

    • @jts6016
      @jts6016 Před 3 lety +24

      I would say provide proof to Tony that Bucky killed his mom, but yeah.

    • @migmit
      @migmit Před 3 lety +18

      But don't even think of FedEx-ing him the videotape.

    • @thetanman3130
      @thetanman3130 Před 3 lety +11

      He could have just emailed that!!

    • @brendanpelkey120
      @brendanpelkey120 Před 3 lety +11

      @@thetanman3130 how did zemo even know that tape was going to still be in that bunker.

  • @TDK1939
    @TDK1939 Před 7 lety +977

    Tony Stark feels guilty that he indirectly killed a kid and is willing to fight Steve over his beliefs. His plan to do so? Recruit a kid and put him on the front lines to fight a bunch of Avengers.

    • @top10sntributes20
      @top10sntributes20 Před 7 lety +128

      Tony did say "keep your distance, web 'em up".

    • @ekulerudamuru
      @ekulerudamuru Před 7 lety +11

      +Top 10s 'N' Tributes still he recruited a kid to a fight and to a larger super hero world that have elements/villians etc that could potentially kill him..

    • @top10sntributes20
      @top10sntributes20 Před 7 lety +6

      ekulerudamuru He'd knew they'd all try to go easy on each other.

    • @PhlegmingOntime
      @PhlegmingOntime Před 7 lety +73

      But, he's spiderman. Like, stop-a-moving-car-with-his-hands spiderman. And it wasn't like they were trying to kill each other, just "bring them in"

    • @benpooler5965
      @benpooler5965 Před 7 lety

      It was Spider-Man though. Like as the movie shows us he has strength comparable to Cap. He was less likely to die than most people there.

  • @erik8467
    @erik8467 Před 7 lety +1834

    I'd let black widow scissor me anyway
    EDIT: any way and any day*
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  • @JonathanHolt1988
    @JonathanHolt1988 Před 5 lety +1243

    Wow, there are a lot of similarities with Batman V Superman. Just goes to show you how important proper execution is.

    • @Morsurator
      @Morsurator Před 5 lety +76

      Yep. B v S wasnt bad, but civil war just did it much better.

    • @automan224
      @automan224 Před 5 lety +53

      Cradiak Drumz that was part of the reason why I didn’t like Civil War
      About 20 minutes in I thought “WAIT A MINUTE I saw this last week”

    • @Morsurator
      @Morsurator Před 5 lety +110

      @@Jasmine-fj3rd yeah, only problem is, b v s came out a month before civil war. But its also not like civil war copied b v s, because you cant shoot a movie in 1 month. So its just coincidence.

    • @AngeK47
      @AngeK47 Před 4 lety +55

      Morsurator civil war was announced before bvs I think dc rushed it to beat marvel to the box office. Same thing with infinity war and justice league

    • @kasadam85
      @kasadam85 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Jasmine-fj3rd DC comics are innocent , don't blame them .

  • @vye6737
    @vye6737 Před 5 lety +295

    "And Bucky, who's haircut was frozen in the '90s"
    Why am I laughing so hard

  • @emilychalland9736
    @emilychalland9736 Před 7 lety +1841

    'cap is back and he's still a total beefcake' 😂😂😂😂 this line omfg.

    • @MatthewOne1
      @MatthewOne1 Před 7 lety +20

      Yea, I love it too.

    • @spidergwenstarwars6504
      @spidergwenstarwars6504 Před 7 lety

      e m i l y c h a l l a n d Good to know. ☺️😊

    • @franklewis3536
      @franklewis3536 Před 7 lety +2

      beefcake? well I'm a total porkcake. 🐷

    • @showa4443
      @showa4443 Před 7 lety +2

      You can waаaatсh Cаptain Аmerica: Civil War heеerе twitter.com/2b221f57eb75c29b8/status/734995298628608000 Honеst ТТrailers Caрtain Ameeеrica Civil Waaаr

    • @AnaHernandeZ-td6bo
      @AnaHernandeZ-td6bo Před 7 lety

      emily challand erbnnj

  • @ttaryn992
    @ttaryn992 Před 7 lety +646

    Say: "With great power comes great electricity bill"

    • @gustyko8668
      @gustyko8668 Před 7 lety +12

      speaking of "bill", when are they gonna put Beta Ray Bill on the MCU!

    • @ttaryn992
      @ttaryn992 Před 7 lety +1

      +Gustavo Barría Chavarría that's a good question

    • @0_iAlmighty_0
      @0_iAlmighty_0 Před 7 lety +2

      So no ne is going to comment on the fact that this guys said "Womb Raider"?

    • @Zero00wolfkiller
      @Zero00wolfkiller Před 7 lety

      Nope "Womb Raider" is pretty legit.

    • @sion8
      @sion8 Před 7 lety +5

      +Gustavo Barría Chavarría
      In "Guardian of the Galaxy" at the beginning of the film when Star Lord is dancing he at one point dances near a skeleton of a member of Beta Ray Bill's species.

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 Před 5 lety +219

    OMG Barnes and Noble..

  • @Haggart9
    @Haggart9 Před 4 lety +43

    Writing out Zemo's plan was absolute class. Pure gold.

  • @tlf361
    @tlf361 Před 7 lety +1304

    Just to spoil it for those who haven't seen it, they stop fighting because they find out the both their best friends are named James.

    • @Bluemew1234
      @Bluemew1234 Před 7 lety +197

      *Why did you say that name?!?!*

    • @dianaavila3950
      @dianaavila3950 Před 7 lety +61

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

    • @ginsan8198
      @ginsan8198 Před 7 lety +220

      Tony: "Save JAMEEEES!!!"
      Steve: "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!?"

    • @fionamoore9095
      @fionamoore9095 Před 7 lety +2

      *LeakedMovies. net*
      Hi people, I have just found full leaked version of Captain America: Civil War, so I though it could help you. I have saw it and I must say I am astonished. The best part of film is from 42 to 49 minute, I've got goosebumps! It will be the the best film recently made. Version that I found is really good quality of video (720p as I can see). Also, there are added German, Romanian and French subtitles. Here is the link above.
      I hope it will help you, also if it does bump up it if you watched movie via this link :) Best wishes to everyone :)

    • @MichaelBrown-rg8oi
      @MichaelBrown-rg8oi Před 7 lety +10

      Well that didn't happen so stop trying to throw Cap 3 under the bus because of Batman V Superman couldn't compete with it SO HOW ABOUT MARTHA!!!!

  • @bluebird1340
    @bluebird1340 Před 6 lety +5226

    "best version of spiderman complete with a pre-murdered uncle Ben" IM DEADDDDDD

    • @sofiadavies5424
      @sofiadavies5424 Před 6 lety +65

      mae bea like Uncle Ben

    • @summersalt3629
      @summersalt3629 Před 6 lety +23

      so if Uncle Ben is pre-murdered in this movie... where is he?

    • @korrok9434
      @korrok9434 Před 6 lety +63

      Summer Salt Pre-murdered as in murdered before the movie

    • @summersalt3629
      @summersalt3629 Před 6 lety +28

      William Thomas oh... okay... that makes sense now... I thought "pre-murdered" was before Uncle Ben was murdered

    • @meowistforlife
      @meowistforlife Před 5 lety

      No, uncle Ben is

  • @MsMockingjay07
    @MsMockingjay07 Před 3 lety +78

    This movie hits differently when you realize there is a clause in the Accords that exempts Tony from its limitations. The Accords regulate super-powered individuals, whether that is by genetic cause or advanced technology. But it states that any individual with a prosthesis, even one that makes them ‘super-powered’ is exempt. Tony’s arc reactor was originally a medical prosthetic for his heart, and he never revealed publicly that he no longer needed it by the point of Civil War. Tony was pressuring Steve to sign a document that would bind his hands while Tony’s remained unchained, and the Accords would bring Zola’s ultimate goal to fruition, that freedom is sacrificed for security. Of course Steve Rogers would be dickishly stubborn about not signing the Accords.

    • @vayne06
      @vayne06 Před 10 měsíci +4

      So the billionaire is using loopholes! shocking

  • @pineappleshirt3266
    @pineappleshirt3266 Před 4 lety +335

    Guy: he still a virgin
    Everyone: *looks at bucky*
    Bucky: *stands up* lets do this

  • @musicadictor
    @musicadictor Před 7 lety +2399

    2 months later and im still laughing with the "I'll do it, I'll bent over right now" comment XD

    • @darky5554
      @darky5554 Před 7 lety +85

      i think he said bend but still :P

    • @PanfuSerenity
      @PanfuSerenity Před 7 lety +111

      The Awesome Voice Man has come a long way from when he said "I mean, I'm not gay" right before saying "but I'd totally s*** Gale's d***.".

    • @39mack23
      @39mack23 Před 6 lety

      musicaddictor 😂😂😂

    • @OrigDreadstar
      @OrigDreadstar Před 6 lety +22

      Technically, we would have to bend over Captain America to make him lose his Virginity ;)

    • @climacks
      @climacks Před 6 lety +2

      Chris tf?

  • @alimj4620
    @alimj4620 Před 6 lety +3729

    "Black Panther: the king of giving monologues into the middle distance" I DIED

  • @kearney9452
    @kearney9452 Před 6 lety +358

    Him calling Steve out on his bad dating decisions was the most important 18 seconds of my life

  • @MrCameratape
    @MrCameratape Před 4 lety +46

    Not to mention that Tony literally blackmailed a minor into helping him capture the world's deadliest assassin just after being berated by a woman who's son died from the battle of Sokovia 😂

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Před 7 lety +160

    I would've called this movie "Iron Man v Captain America: Edge of Infinity."

    • @farzeenfarooqui5497
      @farzeenfarooqui5497 Před 7 lety +9

      Yeah then after that we could have a true Captain America film.
      I loved Civil War but I would have liked the third Captain America film to be a Winter soldier type spy thriller again.

    • @mlgssj763
      @mlgssj763 Před 7 lety +30

      or even Iron Man v Captain America: Save James

  • @collincorbean6357
    @collincorbean6357 Před 7 lety +2183

    That jack Kirby joke was BRUTAL!!! Not enough For me to get screen junkies plus tho

    • @DaughterOfHelios
      @DaughterOfHelios Před 7 lety +10

      did Stan Lee do something to Jack Kirby?

    • @collincorbean6357
      @collincorbean6357 Před 7 lety +44

      In my opinion no. But a lot of people think he screwed jack over when it came to creator credits

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 7 lety +51

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      @collincorbean6357 Před 7 lety +10

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    • @rickyjr.nomura9235
      @rickyjr.nomura9235 Před 7 lety +37

      Thank Christ you used 'brutual' and not 'savage' like all the retards on Facebook.

  • @1269Hammerhead
    @1269Hammerhead Před 5 lety +18

    "dickishly stubborn or stubbornly dickish!!" IM DYING 🤣🤣

  • @user-rx1mz4oj3g
    @user-rx1mz4oj3g Před 5 lety +37

    ‘weird british christmas robot’
    best. description. ever.

  • @MrAkuma2040
    @MrAkuma2040 Před 6 lety +2003

    "Black Widow, who's still scissoring anyone she can get her legs around" OMG I'm dying!!!!!!!

    • @maciejgodzisz788
      @maciejgodzisz788 Před 6 lety +1

      ikr ;d

    • @ianseverns2077
      @ianseverns2077 Před 6 lety +28

      i was waiting for someone to mention that all black widow does

    • @ishan8491
      @ishan8491 Před 6 lety +1

      De'Marcus Mays what about Thanos

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa Před 6 lety +10

      And yet it's *never* worked on Bucky....

    • @abhaysharma966
      @abhaysharma966 Před 6 lety +2

      Womb Raider is under the skin of Black Widow starring Scar john

  • @wiseguy6306
    @wiseguy6306 Před 7 lety +835

    Zemo won actually. His plan worked and he didn't have to fight any of the Avengers. He knew he couldn't kill them, like he said, stronger men than him have tried.

    • @mexikann6248
      @mexikann6248 Před 7 lety +93

      He's one of The only MCU villians I like. There are only like 3 MCU villians I like.

    • @Marveryn
      @Marveryn Před 7 lety +16

      yeah zemo plan work.. and i am sure if thing didn't work the way he plan.. there was a plan B, C and D.. we just are not aware of of those other things. cause we only see the parts that work.. best part is he knows he not strong enough to kill them.. his plan was to break them

    • @Heibe
      @Heibe Před 7 lety +35

      Kilgrave, Kingpin, (does Punisher count?) and Loki are my favorites. MCU Netflix is really great.

    • @alexblake5369
      @alexblake5369 Před 7 lety +17

      While his plan did work I would have liked them to focus a little more on him, hinting that things didn't always go his way sometimes while other times lady luck did favor him. Make it more like a chess game rather them him being this basically magic guy who knew the future........or give him future seeing powers.......that would actually fix ALL plot holes in this movie O.o

    • @lukeabbott2916
      @lukeabbott2916 Před 7 lety +5

      Actually ultron won

  • @sumzzz1649
    @sumzzz1649 Před 5 lety +96

    “Hawkeye is good in small doses” so true😂

  • @jacobproductions2176
    @jacobproductions2176 Před 4 lety +61

    I was rolling a joint when I heard:
    *"whatever the hell Vision is"*
    😂😂😂

  • @krisr.9105
    @krisr.9105 Před 7 lety +2540

    "this dude that only captain america and and tumblr care about" lololol

  • @RJ-Ramen
    @RJ-Ramen Před 7 lety +492

    Do people not realize that the letter is an INVITATION not a truce? It's not like Tony forgives him right there. He reads that letter with a stoic and blank look upon his face. Steve is offering his help if ever needed but now it's up to Tony to try and forgive him.

    • @RJ-Ramen
      @RJ-Ramen Před 7 lety +65

      There's definitely stakes as the Avengers are no more and half the team are fugitives. The team is emotionally destroyed.

    • @diegom6053
      @diegom6053 Před 7 lety +5

      thats true but i still didnt like the "if you need me ill be there" after he kicked his ass. other words could have been better. idk.

    • @gabrielfischel294
      @gabrielfischel294 Před 7 lety +4

      sure it was so obvious i mean how did people missed that weird interpretation you did?

    • @RJ-Ramen
      @RJ-Ramen Před 7 lety +1

      Diego MV i agree

    • @shadowsetaq
      @shadowsetaq Před 7 lety +6

      +Rob Wells Once Thanos shows up the entire world governments will forgive them.
      Plus Marvel and DC governments are spot on from the comics, hypocrites that hate them, but when they save there rich asses they love them.

  • @akshanthgunda1483
    @akshanthgunda1483 Před 5 lety +616

    1:29 when he said "this is marvel, you thought there would be lasting stakes?"
    Endgame: am I a joke to you?

    • @Marshy2020
      @Marshy2020 Před 4 lety +28

      CM HW and Natasha and vision lmao do you even watch marvel?

    • @Marshy2020
      @Marshy2020 Před 4 lety +26

      CM HW Natasha is a og, but vision is kinda wasted.

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Před 4 lety +4

      As well as ant man and the wasp, and infinity war

    • @NoOne-us9xv
      @NoOne-us9xv Před 4 lety +8

      @CM HW No one likes Vision? lmao okay. Sorry about your taste, I guess.

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 Před 4 lety +1

      Captain America also died (albeit of old age).

  • @evelyngborie1834
    @evelyngborie1834 Před 5 lety +246

    the love triangle with steve, tony, and bucky is just........

  • @jackparkson9957
    @jackparkson9957 Před 7 lety +753

    Lol, Vision got put in the "friend hole" XD

  • @danielclark-hughes692
    @danielclark-hughes692 Před 6 lety +1407

    The unsung hero of Civil War is the dynamic between Falcon and Bucky.

  • @vonniestewart4416
    @vonniestewart4416 Před 4 lety +32

    “Pre-murdered uncle Ben” Bwahahaha i laughed waaaay too long at that

  • @phillyjt3
    @phillyjt3 Před 5 lety +27

    Zemo’s Plan (4A) - “If the Winter Soldier’s Handler doesn’t keep the code activation book around for no reason anymore, this plan is worthless!” 😄😄

    • @crepperwlp
      @crepperwlp Před 2 lety

      That's actually his plan B already.
      He wanted the handler to give him the files on Tony's parents. If he did, getting to Bucky wouldn't even be necessary.

  • @Ippoone
    @Ippoone Před 7 lety +698

    I feel like who ever shot the nuke at New York should be put in check.

  • @chrisp986
    @chrisp986 Před 7 lety +648

    "Friend Hole" ? Sound like a whole lot better place than Friendzone

    • @Diwasho
      @Diwasho Před 7 lety +43

      Sounds like friendship with benefits to me

    • @Cyberpunk-or3zq
      @Cyberpunk-or3zq Před 7 lety

      there, is also redbox. ya bish

    • @mlgssj763
      @mlgssj763 Před 7 lety +5

      sounds like something I get put in often ;-;

    • @saltythun
      @saltythun Před 7 lety

      Christopher Adi Pascual liked because of hole pun XD

    • @Cyberpunk-or3zq
      @Cyberpunk-or3zq Před 7 lety

      leaked movies. net, it's already out.on redox

  • @minhthuvu2067
    @minhthuvu2067 Před 2 lety +2

    "And the greatest love of all time": music rising

  • @parkerhael9704
    @parkerhael9704 Před 5 lety +74

    All the comments about Steve Roger's love life... I'm losing it 😂😂😂

  • @michaelstar7556
    @michaelstar7556 Před 7 lety +680

    Well BVS and Civil War might have some similatities.But one thing is certain
    Tony and Steve's moms don't... have ...the same name

    • @tykross
      @tykross Před 7 lety +170

      But both oof their best friends are called James.

    • @XboyzPower
      @XboyzPower Před 7 lety +27

      That's been the case since 1939 though... It was not created for the movie

    • @91JOHNBLAZE
      @91JOHNBLAZE Před 7 lety +50

      its not like the filmmakers just made that up, they actually do have the same names in the comics. I actually forgot until Superman said save Martha. I dont think it was corny at all I just think ppl were nitpicking

    • @SuperShanko
      @SuperShanko Před 7 lety +17

      But they're both quite the mama's boys.
      "Do you think you can threaten my mother?!"
      "I don't care... he killed my mom..."

    • @safety5261
      @safety5261 Před 7 lety

      +Xboyz Power Batman's and Superman's mother's name have been the same since 1938 when Batman was introduced.

  • @Warsrecker
    @Warsrecker Před 7 lety +116

    Remember that problem Antman hat with that tank? It was in the end just a tank miniature with the weight of a tank when you follow the way the technology worked. That problem goes both ways. When Antman grew big he would have been blown over. He was big as a giant, but only about 100kg in weight. Try balancing a long stick in the air when it's mildly windy.Possible, but still hard to hold completly still. That has about 1% of the surface area he had :) If there would have been a turbine blowing anywhere near, then antman would have been sticking against the next wall without any chance of getting of it when still this big.
    Antman is visually cool, but fucks over his own rules of reality and laws of physics when ever he can.

    • @saucywench9879
      @saucywench9879 Před 7 lety +12

      Yes! I consider myself to have only a rudimentary education in physics and it makes me nuts! They should have done a better technobabble around the problem and left density out of it.

    • @Warsrecker
      @Warsrecker Před 7 lety +1

      Saucy Wench The thing is. It would not matter if they would build up their own way their reality works, but their logic directly ends with a black hole on one end and complete atom seperation on the other.
      Things like that happen when the only thing that matters is that it should look awesome.

    • @3DSDF
      @3DSDF Před 7 lety +7

      Not to mention that War Machine should've been able to carry a 100+ lb. dude. It made no sense for why he couldn't fly away when Giant-Man grabbed him.

    • @Kevin-fv7oy
      @Kevin-fv7oy Před 7 lety +4

      meh, physics science and math don't matter in the comic book world even though the movie tries to act like it does

    • @Warsrecker
      @Warsrecker Před 7 lety

      Alex Slater That is the problem. We do know. They explain their technology to the fullest in the movie and the comics. They specificially used a technology that is theoreticially possible in our reality so it is more relateable and exciting.

  • @malign3158
    @malign3158 Před rokem +5

    “The king of giving monologues into the middle distance” is such a great line

  • @Night-mq8hn
    @Night-mq8hn Před 5 lety +22

    3:19 He was like a size of an Ant but now he's a Gi-Ant!

    • @richardadams4928
      @richardadams4928 Před 4 lety

      So cool was right - they could just do a clip showing the Giant Man reveal over and over and I'd watch it ... Over and over.

  • @tanjeemachowdhury7017
    @tanjeemachowdhury7017 Před 7 lety +449

    zemo was a great villain imo. to me, his motivations and plan made total sense actually.

    • @umairfarooq4951
      @umairfarooq4951 Před 7 lety +3

      Totally agree

    • @gazda69
      @gazda69 Před 7 lety +48

      Zemo was the best MCU villain so far, i don't care if he's nothing like his comic book counterpart.

    • @AirbladeMaker
      @AirbladeMaker Před 7 lety +4

      +Dylan Antill Right. He wasn't Zemo, he IS Zemo.

    • @ShahirHameed
      @ShahirHameed Před 7 lety +1

      Agreed

    • @4444vinny
      @4444vinny Před 7 lety +3

      the part where he knew Tony would show up to Siberia made sense?

  • @timt6819
    @timt6819 Před 7 lety +109

    Baron Zemo was a damn good villian with actual good acting

    • @trafalgusapple6948
      @trafalgusapple6948 Před 7 lety +9

      He wasn't even a villian.

    • @canismajor1186
      @canismajor1186 Před 7 lety +8

      He was a villain just not a supervillain like you want.

    • @ericng7015
      @ericng7015 Před 7 lety +7

      he's so good even some people failed to recognize him as a villain

    • @aimz210
      @aimz210 Před 7 lety +1

      He was a villain who came up with a convoluted plan for the reason of blaming the avengers for not saving his family but instead saved the whole world.

    • @Van_Dan
      @Van_Dan Před 7 lety

      nop

  • @annelisewilliams03
    @annelisewilliams03 Před 5 lety +11

    MYYY EYYYESSSS THEY BURRRNNN 3:47

  • @smolsnek9742
    @smolsnek9742 Před 4 lety +22

    Dude Sony-Man. That's too accurate now.

  • @linnjansson3737
    @linnjansson3737 Před 7 lety +376

    I really like that screen junkies is treating this movie and BvS fairly. Most people just pretend that Civil War was the best movie in the world and that BvS was the worst when neither is true.

    • @bensemusx
      @bensemusx Před 7 lety +84

      The difference is Marvel has quite a few movies for most characters and has established their universe. Had BvS come out after some other DCMU movies focusing on individual characters then it most likely would of done much better. Plus the main two fights in Civil war were much more satisfying imo.

    • @dylanmacdonald3233
      @dylanmacdonald3233 Před 7 lety +1

      Opinions.

    • @OvertheHedge06
      @OvertheHedge06 Před 7 lety +22

      Civil War is best the movie ever.

    • @MarkoPolo1223
      @MarkoPolo1223 Před 7 lety +56

      Civil War was based on Avengers 2, which was well received and all around entertaining, BvS was based on Man of Steel which many people say sucked for many different reasons. Also one thing that any fan of either Marvel or DC knows is that Marvel has great heroes but crappy villains, and DC has crappy heroes but great villains, and since these are movies solely about the heroes, gotta go with Marvel.

    • @samyordan5024
      @samyordan5024 Před 7 lety

      +Shadow The Jedi ask anyone and they'd still say tdk and you know it. Forever in dc shadow loool

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic Před 7 lety +470

    Once again the greatest Marvel villain is...Tony's ego!

    • @mostafamagdy7117
      @mostafamagdy7117 Před 7 lety +50

      More like Steve's love for Bucky

    • @leslier278
      @leslier278 Před 7 lety

      +Gray Beard haha!

    • @Mgranadosv
      @Mgranadosv Před 7 lety +19

      Captain America's "I know I'm not right but I am stuck on this anyway" was their biggest enemy

    • @agentquake9914
      @agentquake9914 Před 7 lety +3

      its still smaller than Quills father

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 Před 7 lety

      what's your profile from?

  • @christianvillareal1
    @christianvillareal1 Před 3 lety +12

    4:34
    Superman: Save Martha!
    Iron Man: I don't care, you killed my mom.

  • @giraffeneck1427
    @giraffeneck1427 Před 6 lety +24

    "No lasting stakes" cries in Infinity War.

  • @rootbeer543
    @rootbeer543 Před 7 lety +456

    "No lasting effects" except for the fact that the Avengers are no split into two factions with one half of them on the run from the government, and also Wakanda is now the hideout of two refugees. Oh and also Steve Rogers is no longer captain America.

    • @jovanym2931
      @jovanym2931 Před 7 lety +61

      +MysteriousTomJenkins
      In BVS no one died
      We know Superman Is Alive

    • @maxivillar1107
      @maxivillar1107 Před 7 lety +5

      Yeah. And we all know that superman it's in fact alive so... Joke on you, DC

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride Před 7 lety +32

      And Rhodey is a cripple, Vision feels guilty about it, Scott is forced to stay away from his daughter again and I guess Clint won't see his family anytime soon either.

    • @soberchimera61
      @soberchimera61 Před 7 lety +11

      It'll all go back to normal when they get to Infinity War.

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom Před 7 lety +18

      "There will be consequences"
      Ross was right. Things are changed. They may not be able to work together again the next time they're needed. If they do, they aren't going to have the same trust they used to. We may not see the consequences results yet, but we can definitely confirm that next movie with the Avengers won't be like the first two.

  • @omniskull1987
    @omniskull1987 Před 6 lety +1044

    Thor and hulk are gonna come back to earth and be like "WTF HAPPENED?". We leave for a while and you guys go friggin crazy on eachother?

    • @hellothere2464
      @hellothere2464 Před 5 lety +6

      nixon samuel ohhh is that what he said? My theater laughed too loudly and I couldn’t hear it lmao

    • @ashopp9392
      @ashopp9392 Před 5 lety +14

      @@hellothere2464 no this comment is 10 month old,he just guessed it.

    • @krishnaarjun1933
      @krishnaarjun1933 Před 5 lety +1

      Smahh!!!

    • @undergalaxy775
      @undergalaxy775 Před 5 lety +53

      Tony: The avenger broke up
      Bruce: Like a band? Like the beattles?
      Yup accurate enough

    • @gohanson9143
      @gohanson9143 Před 4 lety +2

      @@undergalaxy775 that was funny actually

  • @nafcatt8863
    @nafcatt8863 Před 6 lety +248

    “You think there would be lasting stakes? Cmon it’s Marvek we’re talking about”
    Andthen infinity war happened.

    • @robinsuj
      @robinsuj Před 5 lety +49

      Yeah, no. How long do you honestly think they'll stay dead?

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 Před 5 lety +24

      Yep the team is still divided in Infinity War.

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 Před 5 lety +3

      @@robinsuj Kevin Feige confirmed the deaths are permanent.

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 Před 5 lety +3

      @The Killcode First off all, 100% dissagree Civil War was phenomenonal but that's besides the point. Kevin Feige and the Russos said the characters are indeed going to have more sequels they didn't deny that they're just saying that the characters are going to return for the sequels without reversing their deaths, now personally I don't how the the dead characters can appear in their sequels without reversing their deaths but we'll have to wait and see Avengers 4. Also I find it very funny that you act like you know more than Kevin Feige who is one of the new people on Earth who knows the entirety of the plot of Avengers 4 along with the Russos, and the writers am not saying we should 100% believe anything he says but you shouldn't completely dismiss him sunce like I said he's one of the few people who knows the entirety of the plot of Avengers 4. Also it's Avengers 4 not part 2 it is its own story.

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 Před 5 lety +2

      @@robinsuj about half an hour longer than Superman

  • @KayclauShipper
    @KayclauShipper Před 6 lety +3320

    Yeah! That's what BVS was missing. An airport fight scene!

    • @RM-cn8pw
      @RM-cn8pw Před 6 lety +178

      As well as any form of emotional investment, a plot that makes sense, characters whose sides you can identify with, motivations that make sense and aren’t constantly contradicted, etc. And BvS forgot to have the set-ups for future movies have a point in the current movie.

    • @Neethan3247
      @Neethan3247 Před 6 lety +66

      The only thing Civil War did better in what you listed was "emotional investment" because it did build up to that point much better.

    • @Ghostface00007
      @Ghostface00007 Před 6 lety +22

      But turkish airlines is present

    • @techwizpc4484
      @techwizpc4484 Před 6 lety +44

      To be fair, BvS had a harbor scene.

    • @Fadooola7
      @Fadooola7 Před 6 lety +10

      the chase scene and the first confrontation was something close

  • @ShadowWagon
    @ShadowWagon Před 7 lety +2430

    The airport scene makes everything better

    • @dustin0579
      @dustin0579 Před 6 lety +46

      Lucas you're an idiot if you really think that 😂😂😂

    • @LEGOMotionStudios
      @LEGOMotionStudios Před 6 lety +34

      Literally every discussion scene was superb, the airport scene was great too, same with the end fight between tony cap and Bucky

    • @RM-cn8pw
      @RM-cn8pw Před 6 lety +1

      Lucas That’s an actual lie.

    • @minimantaray
      @minimantaray Před 6 lety +3

      looked like a fistfight behind a mcdonald’s

    • @MasterPoppers
      @MasterPoppers Před 6 lety +2

      Lucas How to spot the 5-year old in your audience 101
      No, but seriously, the airport scene was probably one of the bigger flaws in the movie. It took the audience out of the compelling drama of the film, and everyone knew that there were no actual stakes in the fight scene itself.

  • @senijosh6561
    @senijosh6561 Před 4 lety +26

    "And the greatest love story of all, as Steve Rogers once again pines for the plums of the man that only he and tumblr really care about" I DIIIEEDDD HAHAHAHA because it's true

  • @erickythman
    @erickythman Před 4 lety +43

    Oh my goodness I laughed so hard with Robert Downey Jr. Jr.

  • @leobat7007
    @leobat7007 Před 7 lety +317

    Zemo is a great villain: he doesn't have powers, his plan is actually pretty simple (find evidences if what happened to the Starks; show them to Tony), and he actually WIN! Against the Avengers!

    • @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649
      @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 Před 7 lety +6

      No he didn't. Zemo's plan failed. Captain America May be gone, but he has left Tony in charge of them, meaning that Falcon, Hawkeye, Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch, and the others except for Black Panther will be following Iron-Man.

    • @infinightmoon6268
      @infinightmoon6268 Před 7 lety +28

      +Erik Hackney
      No, that's not true at all. They're all fugitives, and if they followed Tony, he would become a fugitive as well. Nothing in the movie suggested that Tony would be in charge of the remaining Avengers.

    • @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649
      @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 Před 7 lety +2

      Infinight Moon didn't you listen to Captain's letter? He said to Tony that he is leaving the avengers in Tony's hands now. Steve is no longer Captain America, and at the end of the movie, Captain America busted the others out. And it's most likely that Tony will pay their charges, and set them free.

    • @geromino97
      @geromino97 Před 7 lety +1

      Zemo sucked and was not needed in the movie

    • @leobat7007
      @leobat7007 Před 7 lety +34

      +Erik Hackney They fought each other, and Rhodey got seriously injured. Cap sided with the guy who murdered Tony's parent. Zemo sowed hate, anger and distrust, and a group cannot function in this condition. Sure, the avengers may still exist, but an empire doesn't fall in one day.

  • @somemysteriousguy7114
    @somemysteriousguy7114 Před 7 lety +218

    "this is what happens when your villians suck" SAVAGE

    • @javierlopez9789
      @javierlopez9789 Před 7 lety +26

      at least it's true

    • @tacoman422
      @tacoman422 Před 7 lety +24

      Still better than only being able to have a memorable villain when he acts like a clown, either figuratively or literally.

    • @Catpower99
      @Catpower99 Před 7 lety +4

      not much, the villain was secondary in this movie

    • @RetepAdam
      @RetepAdam Před 7 lety +9

      The fact that he was secondary actually worked to his advantage. Instead of some big, grandstanding show of force that inevitably gets defeated in the third act, he just slips out out the picture, revealing that The Avengers' infighting that overshadowed him for the entirety of the movie *was* his plan. I thought it was all pretty well-executed.

    • @GadGades
      @GadGades Před 7 lety

      remember batman returns Penguin. riddler was memorable(weird as could be). Old Zod. Luthor. I think the problem right now is that there still trying to make big villains or one army. They need more villain groups. But that sounds expensive too.

  • @Durka-Durka
    @Durka-Durka Před 5 lety +78

    Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans are gorgeous.

  • @koolj1997
    @koolj1997 Před 5 lety +14

    Kinda were lasting stakes here, you can argue that the avengers not being together is what cost them the loss in infinity war

  • @fahadmubeen6272
    @fahadmubeen6272 Před 7 lety +670

    watch tony stark dating someone whos contract expired after iron man 3 :P

    • @binazirissenova9382
      @binazirissenova9382 Před 6 lety +75

      and now she's back and they are kinda engaged
      i fucking love Pepperoni but i was so confused but certainly happy too

    • @disconsolate3235
      @disconsolate3235 Před 5 lety +3

      Binazir Issenova best. Shipname. Ever.

  • @naturesfinest8205
    @naturesfinest8205 Před 7 lety +144

    "Hawkeyes is great in small doses" ain't that the truth.

  • @beccaiskenough17
    @beccaiskenough17 Před 2 lety +2

    4:07 I was NOT expecting that line 😂😂😂

  • @TheAmericanCrusader
    @TheAmericanCrusader Před 3 lety +11

    "So how did Tony know Peter Parker was Spider-Man? Did he just break into every teenage boy's bedroom in New York until he got lucky? Oh, wait, hang on, that sounded really bad."

  • @Treeslawood
    @Treeslawood Před 7 lety +126

    It's funny because Barnes and Noble is one of the Steve/Bucky ship names.

  • @howeijian4277
    @howeijian4277 Před 7 lety +462

    The difference is Zemo actually had a motivation to hate the avengers

    • @WhiteScarf52
      @WhiteScarf52 Před 7 lety +18

      But Luthor's was just as believable though..... cause he was racist towards aliens!!! hahaha

    • @aimz210
      @aimz210 Před 7 lety +82

      Luthor didnt like the idea of an all-powerful being doing whatever it likes without repercussions. When people talk about MCU movies they delve really deep in the meaning of the movies. When people talk about DC movies, they thrash on the superficial aspect of the movie. Seems fair. That being said, i enjoyed civil war more than bvs, but bvs did not deserve the hate it gets.

    • @WhiteScarf52
      @WhiteScarf52 Před 7 lety +1

      aimz210 Luthor himself is a dick who kidnap and threaten to kill innocent an old woman, blow up senate buildings with many people in them including his own assistant, and create literal world destroying monsters.
      He is a massive HYPOCRITE and petty child if he didn't like the idea of Superman because he can do whatever but is doing good and saving people.

    • @stellarremnant3597
      @stellarremnant3597 Před 7 lety +42

      Luthor's motivation was never clear. I honestly have heard so many different answers. BvS wasn't complex it was just senseless and confusing

    • @PinkFury42
      @PinkFury42 Před 7 lety +26

      Luthor hates Superman because he exist period. He doesn't need much more. That is comic book Lex.

  • @smiletea8940
    @smiletea8940 Před 3 lety +5

    Rest in peace our King.

  • @andodayot4695
    @andodayot4695 Před 3 lety +6

    "The best version of Spiderman. Complete with a pre-murdered Uncle Ben." Dude why you gotta do Peter like that😂

  • @CJSai64
    @CJSai64 Před 7 lety +368

    Because having the Avengers divided, Rhodey be paralyzed, and Steve potentially not be Captain America for the next few movies do *not* count as stakes?
    Sorry if none of them died. It's not like there's an event coming up to fill your quota on that

    • @patrickeaston3306
      @patrickeaston3306 Před 7 lety +112

      Don't forget Ant-Man and Hawkeye not being able to see their respective families again due to them being fugitives and Bucky being put on ice. Yeah nothing of consequence happened.

    • @sabirsal
      @sabirsal Před 7 lety +16

      I could've sworn the Avengers were divided at the end of AoU. Civil War didn't really change much.

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 Před 7 lety +5

      actually, I don't know that that's necessarily true with Hawkeye. I thought part of the point of what they established in Age Of Ultron was that no authorities even KNEW that Clint Barton had a family, and particularly in that remote location. So he's probably safe to go be with them (or at least a visit).

    • @kuntmunt5453
      @kuntmunt5453 Před 7 lety +16

      Someone is fanboy blind

    • @arturo435
      @arturo435 Před 7 lety +5

      I dunno. It's not like a secret that Captain America will be Captain America in Avengers 3 and/or 4. Tony will probably return him the shield in some emotional bs moment. It's by the numbers and the stakes were pretty low in this movie.
      EVEN SO and as a DC fan, Civil War is still a far better movie than BvS. I watched The Dark Knight Returns Animated movie again and thought, "How could they mess up this amazing material that bad?" Oh well...

  • @ercanyesiltas
    @ercanyesiltas Před 7 lety +184

    OMG... Meh-Lisandre.. im crying

    • @Vurgun1985
      @Vurgun1985 Před 7 lety +5

      hahahahahahahahaha same here!

  • @zachariahaguilar7503
    @zachariahaguilar7503 Před 5 lety +13

    I’m sorry but “Walky Rhode?” Greats thing I’ve every heard 😂

  • @Furonanator139
    @Furonanator139 Před 3 lety +32

    Dang I'm gonna Miss Black Panther

  • @harshmakhecha441
    @harshmakhecha441 Před 7 lety +518

    Did anyone else pause the video to read Zemo`s plan?

  • @charliehinds5695
    @charliehinds5695 Před 7 lety +288

    They said that Loki kinda sucks but on both the screen junkies show honest trailers and movie fights that he is their only good villain

    • @agaz2272
      @agaz2272 Před 7 lety +11

      Realm Of The Nerds zemo was awesome too. i liked pierce and red skull too. and obadiah and kaecilius. but theyre not wow theyre good or solid. zemo was great for me. those that are very mediocre are ronan, killian and malekeith in my opinion and whiplash

    • @MandalorV7
      @MandalorV7 Před 7 lety +1

      The reason why Zemo fell flat to a lot of people is because he wasn't the two versions of Zemo from the comics at all. And I actually read a comic story where Zemo is trying to use Bucky's past against him and ruin his reputation. That story was post-civil war when Bucky was Captain America.

    • @agaz2272
      @agaz2272 Před 7 lety +12

      Jacob Clark​ yeah but marvel stdios have created their own universe and can twist the villains. Anyways I think Zemo could come back and actually use his mask and name himself "The Baron" so nobody recognizes him that would be cool.. he could work for another story

    • @kennybrightwell1877
      @kennybrightwell1877 Před 7 lety +4

      Avengers Gotg Defenders AoS So, Thunderbolts, but instead of Zemo being Citizen V, he's The Baron? So long as General Ross is their CO/patsy for the fall, I think I'm in!

    • @willynilly91
      @willynilly91 Před 7 lety +3

      Wait, when did they ever mention Loki in this video?

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 Před 5 lety +9

    4:06 I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
    4:08 Oh. Okay then. Can I get a video report? For a friend. Who's doing a research. You know.

  • @richardadams4928
    @richardadams4928 Před 2 lety +2

    Man, the kid in me thinks the Ant-Man to Giant-Man thing is the coolest single movie moment EVER. I was in a hospital bed watching it first time around, in the wee hours of the morning, and it was all I could do to resist the urge to cheer out loud. Bad-ASSED!!!

  • @assassinscreedess
    @assassinscreedess Před 7 lety +87

    I love the reference to tumblr's un-natural obsession with Stucky XD

    • @gongsandblazes12
      @gongsandblazes12 Před 7 lety +20

      There is nothing unnatural about people finding Steve and Bucky's relationship beautiful or fascinating. Just cuz you don't doesn't mean you have to insult people.

    • @assassinscreedess
      @assassinscreedess Před 7 lety +11

      gongsandblazes12 Tumblr's obsession with Steve and Bucky having a romantic and extremely sexual relationship is weird lol I've no quarrel with the friendship that's constantly portrayed in the movies. Bucky is literally Steve's only living connection to his past now that Peggy is gone. As far as the insulting, lol it's the internet, who really cares? Like what do you expect?

    • @gongsandblazes12
      @gongsandblazes12 Před 7 lety +13

      On the contrary, it is perfectly understandable. Steve and Bucky's relationship is so highly fraught and charged that it generates this kind of discussion and interest. Does that mean two men cannot be friends? Absolutely not but in this situation Steve and Bucky's bond has an erotic dimension (erotic does not only mean sexual). Their friendship generates tension that it subsumes straight platonism into that of sensual significance. Their friendship isn't quite romantic or platonic. It is a synthesis of both that it leads to an apotheosis of them both. Their friendship plainly put transcends the prosaic and that is rare with male friendships or female friendship. That's what Plato was trying to get at in his depiction of the male/male bond. Infact true friendships often have a psycho-romantic dynamic. There is a meeting of mind, body and soul (again this is not sexual).So to chalk what people are picking up on - albeit not having the proper words to express - down to tumblr shipping or fangirl drooling is nonsense imo.

    • @stalwartarjuna
      @stalwartarjuna Před 7 lety

      blah blah blah, fujos gonna fuj. that's all
      the problem is that yaoi fangirls rarely leave it at shipping and schilicking, they have to turn it into a political movement to justify it retroactively.

    • @jolieandall
      @jolieandall Před 7 lety +1

      First of all I ship them because Steve doesn't look at any other person like he does Bucky. Not even Falcon. Falcon and steve are friends. Steve and Tony are friends...Steve and antman, get it. So you might be butthurt but Marvel knows what's up. #stucky

  • @KidneyFailureGaming
    @KidneyFailureGaming Před 7 lety +1190

    Zemo's full plan (for those who don't have the habit to pause a video at a certain point.)
    Appears at 2:51 in the video.
    1. Blame The Avengers for my family's death even though Ultron killed them.
    2. Decrypt millions (?) of Black Widow's SHIELD/HYDRA files to find out the identity of the Winter Soldier and the identity of his former handler.
    3. Find the handler and hit his car. Hopefully he answers the door at a creepy, secluded safe house.
    4. Find the Winter Soldier's activation codes (hopefully in a cool-looking book). Learn how to use the codes myself - I can do that right?
    5. Ask for "Mission Report: December 16, 1991," implying that I already know what happened. Whatever. If HYDRA guy doesn't answer, drown him.
    6. Hopefully, around this time, what happened in Sokovia will cause the government to press for superhero regulation, creating both a rift between Captain America and Iron Man and an opportunity for me to frame Bucky for something and make them super, duper mad at each other. That's bound to happen, right?
    7. Obtain a Bucky Barnes mask and wig (Halloween store?).
    8. Bomb the signing of the new regulations (Sokovia Accords has a nice ring to it). Scowl for the cameras.
    9. Hope that Captain America sides with Winter Soldier and Iron Man sides against them. If these two aren't fighting, I just bombed a building for no reason.
    10. Build a homemade EMP device - I can do that, right?
    11. Wait for Bucky to get captured by Tony Stark's forces. If he escapes or is killed, or if anyone else captures him, this plan is worthless.
    12. Intercept, kill and impersonate the psychiatrist brought in to analyze Bucky. Don't worry - I'll know exactly who he is and when he will arrive, but no one else will even know what he looks like.
    13. Infiltrate Stark's insanely high security government facility and gain unfettered access to the Winter Soldier. This facility will likely be guarded with maximum security but I must be left ALONE with no one else in earshot or physical proximity. NO GUARDS!!
    14. Arrange for my homemade EMP to be delivered precisely when I'm interviewing the Winter Soldier. If the package is late or gets inspected, this plan is worthless.
    15. Activate the EMP and knock out power to the facility.
    16. Use code words to activate the Winter Soldier. Fingers crossed they still work!!
    17. Ask Winter Soldier for "Mission Report: December 16, 1991". Again, I only need this specific report, which means I definitely probably already know what happened.
    18. Have Winter Soldier fight the Avengers to cover my escape. Hopefully he doesn't kill Cap or Iron Man. Also if I'm caught, this plan is worthless.
    19. Hopefully Captain America and Iron Man begin to disagree so much they activate every other superhero to choose one side or the other prompting a CIVIL WAR. But if either Cap or Iron Man is captured or killed, this plan is worthless.
    20. Fly to Russia, call the room service lady so they can discover the psychiatrist's body, exposing my true identity and tipping off Iron Man, who will definitely get what's happening and then fly to Siberia ALONE to assist to Captain America and Bucky WHO HAVE ALSO TRAVELED ALONE so I can turn them against each other and they'll fight. If it doesn't happen exactly like that, this plan is worthless.
    21. Kill the other frozen Winter Soldiers and wait for Cap and Iron Man to arrive. Listen to my dead wife's voicemail to pass the time.
    22. Reveal to Iron Man that Bucky killed his parents - maybe there's a VHS tape or other convenient evidence? Like a security camera on a desolate forest road? It's a long shot, but hopefully there are multiple angles to see exactly what's happening.
    23. Leave Iron Man, Cap and Bucky to fight it out! Yes! I've defeated the Avengers! (If there's no winner or they come to some kind of understanding - this plan is worthless).
    24. Delete dead wife's voice mail. Kill myself. Hopefully no one stops me.

    • @lakerguy-fd4rb
      @lakerguy-fd4rb Před 7 lety +126

      Lol. Well done sir. It indeed shows how ridiculous this plan was.

    • @KidneyFailureGaming
      @KidneyFailureGaming Před 7 lety +96

      lakerguy2432 Similar to Lex's plan (kinda), but this movie executed it correctly.

    • @1996bubblesify
      @1996bubblesify Před 7 lety +52

      You have so much time in your hands

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard Před 7 lety +35

      11, 14, and 23 are my favorite ones.

    • @dearmalaysia
      @dearmalaysia Před 7 lety +45

      wow. wow. it proves there are so many possibilities of things going wrong.

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 Před 4 lety +6

    Haha Black Widow's signature Flying Jump Kick Head Scissor move. 😂

  • @kdragon4046
    @kdragon4046 Před 5 lety +10

    I love the 24 point plan write-up. 😂 Well done!

  • @JazzyNym
    @JazzyNym Před 7 lety +277

    I lost it at Barns & Noble. And T'Hollaaaa! Y'all did great on those. And yeah, did it bother anyone else that the location tags were so large? Like I started giggling a little when I saw them even when it was supposed to be serious. I dunno, I guess I've only seen large location tags in comedies :/ Feel like they shoulda thought about that choice a lil more....

    • @TrippleBPlays
      @TrippleBPlays Před 7 lety +11

      They did think about it and thought it was a good choice according to the audio commentary.

    • @JazzyNym
      @JazzyNym Před 7 lety +7

      Barnett Brown That's even worse...

    • @michaelbuckelew
      @michaelbuckelew Před 7 lety +2

      Every time those came up, it reminded me of the Blurred Lines video. I kept waiting for #ROGERS and #STARK.

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams Před 7 lety

      Casanova a DC fanboy?

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly Před 7 lety

      I giggled too. It was the "who the hell pours that little milk?!" of this movie.

  • @queenjasmin
    @queenjasmin Před 7 lety +101

    "The weird flirtation of this weird british christmas robot". Lmao

  • @Bilal-lp1zb
    @Bilal-lp1zb Před 5 lety +6

    That Zemo plan thing was too funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @laluenbaires
    @laluenbaires Před 5 lety +7

    The 24 point plan thing was the funniest thing ever in your honest trailers!

  • @katjabraun9715
    @katjabraun9715 Před 6 lety +402

    'complete with a pre-murdered uncle Ben' 😂😂😂

    • @GorcStew
      @GorcStew Před 5 lety +2

      I thought that comment was pure gold... because it was actually truthfully a good thing.