How Captain America: Civil War Should Have Ended

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  • @mluckymedrano
    @mluckymedrano Před 8 lety +1417

    I don't think people fully grasp the fact that Tony just saw his Dad get beaten to death and his mom strangled to death. All those years of pain and anger and remorse and now he knows the very person that was responsible for all this pain is standing right next to him. You aren't going to be reasonable. You aren't going to listen, it's going to be pure rage and he has someone to take it all out on. You aren't going to want to listen. Vengeance will consume you.

    • @dobbysboggart6883
      @dobbysboggart6883 Před 8 lety +158

      Plus, Tony just learned for the first time that the accident wasn't an accident.

    • @slappy2013
      @slappy2013 Před 8 lety +57

      Lol stop defending him. Tony wanted the avengers to be controlled because they were "dangerous" right? Well you kinda proved how much of a hypocrite and dangerous HE is. Tony created ultron and after years of therapy and living the dream, he wanted to KILL another human being without question. He was going to straight up murder another human being without hearing his reasoning or trying to understand the situation because he got emotional. A true hero would put others in front of himself. Tony is really the only thing that's dangerous about the avengers. Take him out and the avengers are perfect.

    • @silentt8161
      @silentt8161 Před 8 lety +4

      Shut up zeemo

    • @mahmoudhossam728
      @mahmoudhossam728 Před 8 lety +55

      +slappy2013 actually any person in tony ,s possession will do the same thing

    • @imkluu
      @imkluu Před 8 lety +2

      I'm pretty sure almost everyone grasped that.

  • @Dimensioneer88
    @Dimensioneer88 Před 8 lety +4270

    Surprised they didn't mention how Ross is kind of a hypocrite, since he also destroyed New York trying to kill the Hulk.

    • @GamingLegendxxx
      @GamingLegendxxx Před 8 lety +24

      No he didn't Abomination destroyed the New York.

    • @tylerdw100
      @tylerdw100 Před 8 lety +338

      He help created the Abomination and the Hulk in order to create new Super Soldiers which he never told Bruce or Betty.

    • @GamingLegendxxx
      @GamingLegendxxx Před 8 lety +63

      Tyler Washington Ross gave Blonsky the Super Soldier Serum. It was Blonsky own fault turning into Abomination because he forced Doc Samson to inject him with Banner's gamma blood.

    • @GamingLegendxxx
      @GamingLegendxxx Před 8 lety +11

      Kroatowa I think it was the way I phrased it. It made me chuckle to when you mention it.

    • @Kroatowa
      @Kroatowa Před 8 lety +5

      +Photo Magic :D yea probably.

  • @mickhernandez2665
    @mickhernandez2665 Před 3 lety +5656

    finaly bucky can speak for himself. he's like never talk in that movie

  • @catsplusharry3320
    @catsplusharry3320 Před 3 lety +2524

    Tony: Give me vitals
    Vitals: Oh he's dead

  • @k.rekharani3837
    @k.rekharani3837 Před 4 lety +4510

    Ant Man: I have seen things.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GlitchyDion
    @GlitchyDion Před 7 lety +2158

    Even if Tony didn't accept Bucky's apology, Bucky could have at least said SOMETHING instead of just standing there staring at Tony like "Yeah I killed your parents, the fuck you gonna do about it??"

    • @MrOzzification
      @MrOzzification Před 7 lety +266

      Yeah I also thought that was BS. Cap stands for justice and defends the innocent but that all goes out the window when it comes to his friend. Tony showed more integrity than him in this movie.

    • @ikathiggs13
      @ikathiggs13 Před 7 lety +137

      +jay kj I believe Bucky was innocent because he had no control over himself when he was the Winter Soldier

    • @saturnicfam9450
      @saturnicfam9450 Před 7 lety +105

      +Isobel Higgs at least bucky should've said sorry to Tony like in this video.

    • @GlitchyDion
      @GlitchyDion Před 7 lety +118

      +versena It's hard for me to tell how Bucky feels in the movies cause he almost shows no damn emotion. Is he sad?? Is he angry?? Does he just not care??

    • @MrOzzification
      @MrOzzification Před 7 lety +71

      Isobel Higgs Sure enough but he doesn't even seem sorry or remorseful in the slightest. It's not shown in the movie so we're not sure if he even feels bad for Stark at all. It is unfortunate he became an unconscious vessel for Hydra's actions but he is still implicated in them. The blood kinda is on his hands as well.
      Tho in Stark's eyes, Captain America is more guilty because Cap knew and remained silent about it the whole time. Instead of going for reconciliation and coming clean Cap prevents Bucky from meeting the ends of justice all because they're old friends.
      It does admittedly make the movie a little more interesting because thematically that ties back into their views on the registration act. Tony has a little more integrity than you may have initially given him credit for because he's all for answering for any atrocities left in your wake, intentional or not and Steve is not as true blue as you might think because despite committing himself to being a just moral beacon, he's still an emotional, sentimental human being who'll put his close friends above the law.
      Tho only if they did more to show us how Tony Stark and Steve Rogers individually perceive the act instead of outright telling us which sides they picked from the get go.

  • @jaycutler4013
    @jaycutler4013 Před 2 lety +1201

    2:18 Actually this makes more sense, he could have just shot the jet instead of the tower🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @devanarayans5131
      @devanarayans5131 Před 2 lety +53

      Yeah... Definitely destroy the billion dollar jet

    • @syednoorerasul
      @syednoorerasul Před 2 lety +121

      @@devanarayans5131 yeah it's not like his father is worth gazillion dollars

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 Před 2 lety +12

      @@syednoorerasul Tony, “Vision!”

    • @devanarayans5131
      @devanarayans5131 Před 2 lety +37

      @@syednoorerasul catching captain America is not worth a billion dollar jet...and vision is not the kind of guy who will destroy another person's property... especially without early permission

    • @jakaika1414
      @jakaika1414 Před 2 lety +11

      @@devanarayans5131 i thought tony was a billionaire...

  • @CustomFitted
    @CustomFitted Před 3 lety +2533

    They wrote the Bucky character in this parody far better than in the actual movie lol
    This is how Bucky should've been acting, to give him such actual character

    • @beemini3374
      @beemini3374 Před 2 lety +79

      They had to save something for Falcon and Winter Soldier

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted Před 2 lety +71

      @@beemini3374
      They always have to save things for the next movie or project

    • @maruwatchesyou8281
      @maruwatchesyou8281 Před 2 lety +36

      I just like to think he doesn't crack as much wise as all the other cause oh idk
      He was a brainwashed super soldier forced into assassination missions, electrocuted to wipe his memories, had been on the run for a few years. Ya where is his personality? I want my roided out torture victim to make jokes

    • @CustomFitted
      @CustomFitted Před 2 lety +53

      @@maruwatchesyou8281
      I'm not talking about making jokes at all
      I'm just talking about him having any semblance of psychology whatsoever. What does Bucky think should happen to him? What does Bucky want now? Does Bucky feel any sort of way about killing Tony's parents?
      We don't really know these things because as is in the movie, Bucky is essentially just a plot device to move the story along, and investment in his character is solely by extension of Steve

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Před 2 lety +9

      he should've actually talked it out even if it means we miss out on that final battle

  • @jamesseymour9311
    @jamesseymour9311 Před 4 lety +6409

    " Here lies Steve Rogers, when his girlfriend died he didn't hesitate to go out with her niece."
    What a great line

  • @ghettostuntabulious
    @ghettostuntabulious Před 7 lety +3069

    if only Winter Soldier WAS that immature to cover his ears and be like "LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" lol.

    • @leofreire8540
      @leofreire8540 Před 6 lety +117

      Exactly what I thought when I saw the movie 😂

    • @Ismail-kv3ex
      @Ismail-kv3ex Před 6 lety +12

      ghettostuntabulious the amount of likes on this comment because of me😂

    • @AmatoGore
      @AmatoGore Před 6 lety +2

      Ismail x yea right...

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Před 6 lety +5

      I swear, I was screaming that at the screen

    • @elfdream2007
      @elfdream2007 Před 6 lety +22

      He couldn't cover his ears because his arms were constrained and he was making loud noises trying to drown out the words.

  • @shaabosqueezy6599
    @shaabosqueezy6599 Před 8 měsíci +137

    The fact Spiderman could've legit webbed every up during the running scene 😂 is textbook accurate

    • @shaabosqueezy6599
      @shaabosqueezy6599 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@user-ug2xo6fo9c agreed, however initially it would've been effective 😂

  • @mansi9026
    @mansi9026 Před 3 lety +570

    "not a chance cat man, you know why?"
    "Why?"
    "Because I'm Batman"
    Nooo😂😂😂😂😂😭

    • @sonamytmnt9783
      @sonamytmnt9783 Před 2 lety +14

      Superman: You know what he can have my seat (moved)
      Antman: OH THANK GOD!
      Batman: How long have you been there
      Antman: I have seen….a lot of things!

    • @HypeFox
      @HypeFox Před rokem

      He doesn't want to talk about what he saw underneath Superman

  • @Ally33218
    @Ally33218 Před 7 lety +11030

    I like it better that Bucky actually apologizes... makes more sense

    • @dumbashtv
      @dumbashtv Před 7 lety +797

      that ending should have been the real one.. Not only does it make more sense, its also more sad and will make the audience love the movie better... I'm not saying the real ending was bad... its just that this one fitted into the story more...

    • @Ally33218
      @Ally33218 Před 7 lety +209

      Fangstriker Yeah they just want to drag on the conflict

    • @tylerdw100
      @tylerdw100 Před 7 lety +163

      After everything he been through, It pretty obvious that Tony is listening to reasons.

    • @nikocalderon6201
      @nikocalderon6201 Před 7 lety +387

      +Tyler Washington But you gotta admit, Cap keeps talking for Bucky 5hroughout everything which only makes him look more guilty. If Bucky would just speak a little, Tony could have at least seen a little clearer. That or he still would have went rage mode and kill him.

    • @Nqutical
      @Nqutical Před 7 lety +137

      Steve: Buckyismyinnocentbbyoumustundersta-
      Bucky: Steve pls

  • @Rithysak101
    @Rithysak101 Před 8 lety +1048

    DC fan: Marvel sucks
    Marvel fan: DC sucks
    Comic book fan: Why not enjoy both?

  • @eamonreal
    @eamonreal Před 3 lety +145

    5:21 When your siblings won't shut up

  • @randomname6477
    @randomname6477 Před rokem +151

    2:43 that's what should've happened. like I swear we could've heard some sort of apology because he did still murder tonys parents. Even if it wasn't truly him
    3:34 lmao that's so true, if iron man wanted to kill Steve like he wanted to Bucky then he would've 100% killed both of them instantly. But because he didn't want to kill Steve he couldn't kill Bucky.
    4:00 that should've also happened lmao

    • @yinpopcat5499
      @yinpopcat5499 Před rokem +7

      that bucky "can't hear you" was so funny

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 Před měsícem

      I get it. Actually we do kind of get that acknowledgement from Bucky in the jet on the way to Siberia that even though he was mind controlled/tortured he still did those things. Its kind of frustrating really, as its not, like the characters in this universe don't understand mind control or what a person subject to mind control can do. Remember when Clint was being controlled by Loki?
      The way I figure the apology thing is that either Bucky knew it wouldn't make a difference as Tony was pretty hellbent on revenge anyway or his capacity for emotions including remorse was still very limited from the brain damage which years of zapping people's brain's with elecricity would tend to cause. The other thing is that Bucky only seems to kind of acknowledge things he did when he's reminded or asked which makes me suspect he did not remember a lot of his missions (his mind was wiped after each one...) and might have been just saying what was expected. "Ready to comply" if you will.

  • @WellBeSerious12
    @WellBeSerious12 Před 4 lety +3630

    "How long have you been there?"
    _"I HAVE SEEN THINGS!"_

  • @pronesniper21
    @pronesniper21 Před 7 lety +6236

    "When his girlfriend died, he didn't hesitate to make out with her niece."

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 Před 7 lety +207

      Lol hilarious. CinemaSins will probably give the moment 100 sins.

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 Před 7 lety +90

      +Luke Dias I doubt it they only gave 4 sins for Batman and Batgirl having sex

    • @_raven_da_sinner_8_645
      @_raven_da_sinner_8_645 Před 7 lety +101

      James "Bucky" Barnes: he just wanted some plums.🍑

    • @thegroomsbrideisabeautiful7323
    • @FadedWorld.
      @FadedWorld. Před 7 lety +48

      Well, technically he stopped aging and his gf grew extremely old, as this may sound a little fucked up, it's still ok, at least she's not his cousin lol

  • @TheZelanGaming
    @TheZelanGaming Před 3 lety +104

    3:36 that scream tho🤣

    • @Brad02526
      @Brad02526 Před 3 dny

      What’s the theme song to the graves lol

  • @chelseyahdavila1378
    @chelseyahdavila1378 Před 3 lety +154

    Chris Evans actually hurt his arm while he was holding onto the helicopter 🚁

  • @gunnersubbu
    @gunnersubbu Před 8 lety +851

    "What are you, Hydra or something?"
    I saw what you did there.

    • @thatKaran
      @thatKaran Před 8 lety +2

      I don't get the joke. Please, to explain.

    • @thatKaran
      @thatKaran Před 8 lety +1

      ***** ohhh!

    • @coolhundred21
      @coolhundred21 Před 8 lety +14

      +Karantron In the recent issue of Captain America it was revealed that he was secretly an Hydra agent.

    • @AlwaysInTheShade
      @AlwaysInTheShade Před 8 lety +3

      NOOOOOO *plugs ears* Why the hydra reference. Too soon.

    • @baconlord8424
      @baconlord8424 Před 8 lety +7

      Capt. was essentially brainwashed / given false memories.

  • @crewlove7350
    @crewlove7350 Před 8 lety +655

    Batman: I'm Batman!
    Black Panther: I don't care!

    • @sjipsdew
      @sjipsdew Před 8 lety +41

      dude if you have ur secret identity and a picture of spiderman as ur profile picture, people are gonna put 2 and 2 together.

    • @crewlove7350
      @crewlove7350 Před 8 lety +67

      +sjipsdew I'm a photographer I take pics of spider man

    • @ff7kevin13
      @ff7kevin13 Před 8 lety +5

      +Peter Parker you have one the internet for tonight

    • @ImGamingchannel
      @ImGamingchannel Před 8 lety +1

      and i dont care that you want my seat

    • @myspacesam6829
      @myspacesam6829 Před 8 lety

      good one dood

  • @magicalThinktank
    @magicalThinktank Před rokem +38

    2:34 In the first Ironman, Tony got shot out of the sky by a tank and smashed into the ground just as rapidly. It didn't even look like a free-fall, but rather that the engines accelerated towards the impact. Yet, he got up, shook it off, blew up the tank and the whole scene was forgotten.

    • @karanvb8243
      @karanvb8243 Před rokem +4

      The suit was working in that scene. It might have some technology to cancel out the g force. In civil war vision blew the arc reactor in war machine.

  • @sullivanbaker5692
    @sullivanbaker5692 Před 3 lety +109

    Everything else we can let slide for the greatness of the film but the part where Bucky apologizes or even tries to could’ve been part of the ending . We as a people probably needed to see that.

  • @depressed_snail6849
    @depressed_snail6849 Před 8 lety +1055

    Ant Man: "I HAVE SEEN THINGS"

  • @ProraptorGaming1
    @ProraptorGaming1 Před 8 lety +3735

    That antman at the end killed me!

  • @paladin8052
    @paladin8052 Před 3 lety +200

    00:01 Still the best opening of all time
    00:05 and the best prologue

  • @PandorasProtector
    @PandorasProtector Před 3 lety +114

    Tony: No that's not it
    Peter: it's not?
    Tony: Come on you know! Say it!
    Peter: With great power comes great responsibility?
    Tony: There it is!

  • @ShawnSQZhang
    @ShawnSQZhang Před 8 lety +1280

    Iron man to CA: "Are you Hydra?"
    lmao I cracked here 😂😂😂 this is just too soon!

    • @shelbyscherbakova8980
      @shelbyscherbakova8980 Před 8 lety +2

      Me too😂

    • @UnratedPhantom
      @UnratedPhantom Před 8 lety +2

      I didn't understand it can u explain it?

    • @XxAngel888xX
      @XxAngel888xX Před 8 lety +23

      +UnratedPhantom In Captain America's latest comics he's a hydra agent

    • @annakelmer3706
      @annakelmer3706 Před 8 lety +19

      I kinda hate Marvel right now cause of that. I mean, seriously? I know they want a new twist to get us to read the comics (and trust me I will now) but did we really have to take Captain America, the American dream, and make him Hydra/a Nazi? Really Marvel?

    • @UnratedPhantom
      @UnratedPhantom Před 8 lety

      +xKillSwitch130x Ok thank you for explaining

  • @JusmanRobertson
    @JusmanRobertson Před 7 lety +365

    The Spider-Man impression was perfect.

    • @SunniDae333
      @SunniDae333 Před 7 lety +6

      It really was lmfao

    • @citycrusher9308
      @citycrusher9308 Před 7 lety +5

      It's got nothing on your Storm trooper impression.

    • @bs3715
      @bs3715 Před 7 lety

      I was about to say..

    • @diegobareno5820
      @diegobareno5820 Před 7 lety +1

      It was but Spiderman sounded like he was four in the movie,

    • @bs3715
      @bs3715 Před 7 lety

      Diego Bareno xD

  • @izzygoff3865
    @izzygoff3865 Před 3 lety +24

    4:00 i always wondered why he didn’t do that

  • @babs40
    @babs40 Před 3 lety +51

    1:20 when Wanda said "that's crazy" I just started laughing soooo hard

  • @stormgrey7670
    @stormgrey7670 Před 4 lety +4281

    Who else paused the video to read the gravestones? 😂😂

  • @jo7105
    @jo7105 Před 7 lety +472

    "give me vitals...."
    "aww he's dead!"

    • @DECENTcrew
      @DECENTcrew Před 7 lety +14

      *naw he's dead!

    • @Heliosvector
      @Heliosvector Před 7 lety +1

      naw he ded

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 Před 7 lety +13

      RHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

    • @redcrest5
      @redcrest5 Před 7 lety +2

      The Friday voice was really good. One of the actors can do an Irish accent really well. XD

    • @TomoCooking
      @TomoCooking Před 7 lety +2

      the reason why they didnt kill him off is because usually black peeps die first in a movie

  • @DrawingWidMe3182
    @DrawingWidMe3182 Před 2 lety +14

    The one in which Bucky said sorry felt like the real ending

  • @trixiejanice7879
    @trixiejanice7879 Před 2 lety +28

    3:14 that must be happen in civil war

  • @DrawingDJ
    @DrawingDJ Před 8 lety +363

    "Threw his mighty shield.
    When his girlfriend died,
    Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece ."

    • @fawazfaruqui5198
      @fawazfaruqui5198 Před 8 lety +18

      "He just some plums"! XD

    • @slm3y580
      @slm3y580 Před 8 lety

      Lol

    • @RedH0oD05
      @RedH0oD05 Před 8 lety +17

      Bucky just wanted some plums

    • @GwinMire
      @GwinMire Před 8 lety

      Her niece that her brother sired when he was like 70-80 unless she's like Tony's age, in which case, I want whatever skin cream she uses.

    • @lukemcniven4131
      @lukemcniven4131 Před 3 lety

      @@GwinMire I've met people who have nephews older than they themselves are. Siblings can be born like 20 years apart without it being too wierd

  • @JoeFanik
    @JoeFanik Před 3 lety +2932

    "Nobody is about the accords, Tony. Not even you"
    Everyone was thinking this but no one said it

    • @wargrizzero5158
      @wargrizzero5158 Před 3 lety +134

      Pretty sure T’Challa didn’t even intend to follow the Accords.

    • @corlimations5841
      @corlimations5841 Před 3 lety +10

      Very true

    • @saasproductions3053
      @saasproductions3053 Před 3 lety +1

      Timestamp?

    • @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc
      @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc Před 3 lety +83

      This is the ending I wanted to civil war. The ACLU takes the US government to court for violating the constitution in bypassing the senate in signing a treaty that is highly unconstitutional and violates the civil liberties of American citizens. The US government loses, mostly because it's clear cut what they did. That and how did so many governments, especially ones that respect human rights, sign a treaty that is basically lose any privacy or get locked up for trial, even if you only want to live a peaceful life and never plan to use your powers?
      Civil war is basically a bunch of people getting arrested because they stood up for their rights to things such as a trial as a US citizen, all because Stark and the Hulk had a god complex and made an AI.
      Oh, and Tony Stark apparently got off Scott free for something that I'm pretty sure classifies as recruiting and using child soldier. I.e. Spider-man.

    • @kannan07
      @kannan07 Před 3 lety +7

      @@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc ikr😂

  • @VijayaKumar-we3zp
    @VijayaKumar-we3zp Před 3 lety +75

    0:13 I can't stop laughing

  • @domidium
    @domidium Před rokem +11

    I think they should have also included that Tony was essentially blaming the victim when he blamed Bucky for his parent's deaths, even though he KNEW Bucky's mind was being controlled and was clearly not in control of his actions whatsoever. Don't get me wrong, I can understand emotions taking over rational thought, but post-fight clarity at the very least.

  • @zuuwuucfc6391
    @zuuwuucfc6391 Před 7 lety +558

    A missed opportunity that Black Panther didn't respond to "I'm Batman" with his "I don't care."

    • @BrokenTooth
      @BrokenTooth Před 7 lety +13

      YES!!!.....Ohh.....I WOULD've LOVED IT!

    • @shoaibnaqvi5264
      @shoaibnaqvi5264 Před 7 lety +28

      and then batman replying "You will".... Then it goes back and forth lol

    • @kamenriderantinomy
      @kamenriderantinomy Před 7 lety

      They'll have their chance when the Black Panther movie comes by. It should go like this:
      Batman: Because I'm Batman
      Black Panther: I don't care
      Batman: You Will

    • @BrokenTooth
      @BrokenTooth Před 7 lety +15

      then..
      black panther: Martha!
      batman: *goes out and cry's*

    • @FahadAliLHR
      @FahadAliLHR Před 7 lety +3

      batman will make him care because HE'S BATMAN!

  • @christianrushing7466
    @christianrushing7466 Před 8 lety +9209

    when his girlfriend died, he didn't hesitate to make out with her niece

    • @goopygoopst8269
      @goopygoopst8269 Před 8 lety +408

      he just wanted some plums

    • @AF-pw4we
      @AF-pw4we Před 8 lety +270

      that was like 75 years ago... lol

    • @pandaman4301
      @pandaman4301 Před 8 lety +121

      what? you think he's not gonna move on?

    • @ASOUE
      @ASOUE Před 8 lety +9

      Who?

    • @gaaraxnaru
      @gaaraxnaru Před 8 lety +218

      +Abdul Khan
      1. He's only referencing the video.
      2. She literally just died, that was moving on fast.
      3. He barely knows Sharon outside of her relation to Peggy Carter and her government job.
      4. MCU made their relationship seems even shittier and creepier than ti actually is by rushing it, so of course there's gonna be jokes about it.

  • @tabulldog2743
    @tabulldog2743 Před 3 lety +248

    Cap: "We?! Tony, you're the one who's reckless!"
    Falcon: *Cough* "You made Ultron" *Cough*
    My absolute favorite scene in Hishe. They have such a good point.

    • @pirimpallopirimpalli4932
      @pirimpallopirimpalli4932 Před 3 lety +29

      except the reason Tony made Ultron was because Wanda messed with his head. And the reason the UN demanded the accords was 1) Hulk destroyed that city in Nigeria (Wanda messed with his head), 2) Ultron destroyed Sokovia (Tony made Ultron because Wanda messed with his head) and 3) Wanda had a slip of wrist and destroyed half a hospital in Laos.
      Then Tony was keeping Wanda put in his compound, but Steve got mad and sent Clint to call Wanda so they could all together break Steve's friend out of prison.

    • @wiremuwiniata1216
      @wiremuwiniata1216 Před 2 lety +12

      Honestly, I'm with my man here ^^^ and is no one pointing out Natasha, the Russian assassin that's killed how many people? I mean she's not protected by S.H.I.E.L.D anymore especially since it was discovered to have been insanely corrupt (sure she helped take it down...on an entire city but how many actually know that outside of the Avengers and would Ross really look past that?)

    • @kidprime6863
      @kidprime6863 Před 2 lety +2

      @@pirimpallopirimpalli4932 So in hindsight, this is all Wanda's fault

    • @pirimpallopirimpalli4932
      @pirimpallopirimpalli4932 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kidprime6863 no need for hindsight. We all should have remembered it was her fault since Avengers AoU. She was young and we can forgive her, but to forget it is a fault.

    • @aryapanangsang2497
      @aryapanangsang2497 Před rokem

      @@pirimpallopirimpalli4932 THW Accords then

  • @VTObi4z
    @VTObi4z Před rokem +7

    1:59 I was expecting vision to fry them not Spider-Man 😂

  • @adamfitzwalter6207
    @adamfitzwalter6207 Před 5 lety +3960

    Are you hydra or something?
    ...
    ‘Hail hydra’

  • @aploopy3131
    @aploopy3131 Před 6 lety +2208

    With great power comes great electricity bills

  • @user-hs3ue2bh5u
    @user-hs3ue2bh5u Před 3 lety +24

    2;26
    Rhodey falls
    Tony: Vitals
    Friday: He'sDeAD

  • @mrkajit9211
    @mrkajit9211 Před 3 lety +16

    3:37 if iron man wanted to kill cap

  • @TheTendermen
    @TheTendermen Před 5 lety +4957

    5:46 Ant-Man practising for Thanos

  • @lordindulgence
    @lordindulgence Před 6 lety +1914

    "Give me vitals!"
    _"Oh he's dead - "_
    *RHOOOOOODES!!!"*

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 Před 6 lety +49

      RIP
      HERE LIES
      JAMES RHODES
      WAR
      MACHINE
      Fell 15,000 feet
      in a metal suit going
      400 MPH...

    • @smartwise_Sam99
      @smartwise_Sam99 Před 6 lety +33

      “Nah he’s dead”* 😂😂👍🏼

    • @sweezxo
      @sweezxo Před 5 lety +9

      Geek Hero Studios
      He should've definitely died, there's no way the suit was strong enough to take that amount of damage, but it's Marvel lol

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 Před 5 lety +13

      I actually do think that Civil War would have been a stronger film if Rhodes had died, or at least been permanently crippled. And if Cap's team hadn't immediately been sprung from prison at the end. Having little to no real lasting consequences for anyone cheapened the entire conflict. The problem, I think, is that they wanted to do a really dark subject (friends turned against one another in a civil war) and treat it like just another lighthearted Marvel film, and it didn't work. Though I suppose you could say the lasting consequences caught up to them in Infinity War, when the team being divided helped Thanos win.

    • @MapleEmpire
      @MapleEmpire Před 5 lety

      Captain Phoenix well Rhodes did got Permanently Crippled. In Endgame he could not walk without the support of the suit!

  • @Harsh-ok9zq
    @Harsh-ok9zq Před 3 lety +26

    3:34 I can do this all day 😂😂

  • @zyrilevangelista2903
    @zyrilevangelista2903 Před 3 lety +13

    If Bucku apologized it would've ended up as another martha moment

    • @GAshoneybear
      @GAshoneybear Před 3 lety +3

      Right. And honestly, it's more realistic that Bucky is numb than in touch with his feelings and emotions. A lot of veterans are like that.

  • @Samsaccountwithaname
    @Samsaccountwithaname Před 6 lety +1953

    "I HAVE SEEN THINGS" Oh my God that killed me lol

  • @Pericle-vt3uq
    @Pericle-vt3uq Před 7 lety +698

    "You haven't any supervision."
    "We have Vision!"

  • @Spanky_McWaffleson
    @Spanky_McWaffleson Před 2 lety +7

    "How long have you been there!?"
    "I have seen things."

  • @redrex6642
    @redrex6642 Před 2 lety +24

    0:06 ….yes

  • @masterofdragons82
    @masterofdragons82 Před 5 lety +3793

    Iron Man 2016: "What are you Hydra or something" Captain America 2016: "NO"
    captain America 2023: "Hail Hydra"

    • @BullyMaguire69
      @BullyMaguire69 Před 5 lety +98

      No one knew Marvel studio would really put that in the movie,
      But HISHE did ! :0

    • @SaiyanDeen
      @SaiyanDeen Před 5 lety +44

      Technically, it was in 2014, since they went back in time with the time stone

    • @dperry_319
      @dperry_319 Před 5 lety +17

      Twin Power but he also came from 2023

    • @masterofdragons82
      @masterofdragons82 Před 5 lety +2

      @@dperry_319 ......

    • @upupupandaway
      @upupupandaway Před 5 lety +22

      @@SaiyanDeen 2012 actually

  • @nickolasamsulardii
    @nickolasamsulardii Před 4 lety +1458

    "Unless you're a plane"
    "Or a bomb"
    "Or some ice"
    "Or a brain wash buddy"
    "Or a spider maaaannnnnn

  • @bluerouter4182
    @bluerouter4182 Před rokem +10

    Off topic but when the guy says the code words to make Bucky go crazy, he says homecoming, so I imagine that's Easter egg to the Spider-Man movie? I love these little details that's why I asked

  • @endofgreio
    @endofgreio Před 3 lety +20

    3:25 he sounds more German than Russian

  • @ghettostuntabulious
    @ghettostuntabulious Před 7 lety +1076

    Bucky, "he just wanted some plums".

    • @YaBoiChipsAhoy
      @YaBoiChipsAhoy Před 6 lety +64

      T'Challa: "But why did you run
      Bucky: "Well it all started when I was trying to buy some plums, then my friend showed out of nowhere and accidently led the FUCKING ARMY there, then I tried to get away so I didn't get arrested or murdered, THEN some crazy fucker in a catsuit started chasing me."

    • @Ismail-kv3ex
      @Ismail-kv3ex Před 6 lety +4

      Lpegasus100 😂

    • @thearcticcircle1636
      @thearcticcircle1636 Před 6 lety +2

      Lpegasus100 z

    • @probablyhuman9947
      @probablyhuman9947 Před 6 lety

      Lpegasus100 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @Chic0Lachowski
    @Chic0Lachowski Před 6 lety +347

    "Steve Rogers 1920 - 2016 Threw a mighty shield. When his girlfriend died, Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece." 😂😂😂😂

  • @Springtrap-kk5eb
    @Springtrap-kk5eb Před 3 lety +9

    Outro's SO FUNNY
    "I'm gonna make you KISS" LOLLLLLL

  • @Supersentaidinoverse
    @Supersentaidinoverse Před 2 lety +11

    4:31 hishe super cafe (avengers version)

  • @user-xh8ku1ob9h
    @user-xh8ku1ob9h Před 5 lety +4630

    *I HAVE SEEN THINGS...*

  • @Jujuchakshu
    @Jujuchakshu Před 8 lety +7521

    I wish DC and Marvel fanboys would stop fighting and get along like the characters do in Hishe cafe

    • @AddyRothTV
      @AddyRothTV Před 8 lety +212

      In another dimension maybe

    • @revantobias8567
      @revantobias8567 Před 8 lety +145

      Never! The fan wars will wage for all eternity! I have seen the light, only marvel movies are worth watching.

    • @hortator0767
      @hortator0767 Před 8 lety +61

      +Revan Tobias (ImperialTory) Oh you mean marvel films that have nerfed the shit out of your villains Loki is shit Ultron is Shit Zemo is mehh Mandarin is shit Red skull keeps running away from Cap

    • @revantobias8567
      @revantobias8567 Před 8 lety +56

      +Professor Zoom marvel can do no wrong. DC must begin forgiveness for ruining justice league.

    • @hortator0767
      @hortator0767 Před 8 lety +19

      +Revan Tobias (ImperialTory) oh yeah and crossbones was good but he got killed in the first 15 minutes of the movie

  • @Hello-mx6hk
    @Hello-mx6hk Před 3 lety +5

    0:13
    I’ve seen this video so many times yet this still cracks me up

    • @POMOnkey1
      @POMOnkey1 Před 3 lety

      Best part right at the beginning 😂

    • @TrelliessRose
      @TrelliessRose Před 3 lety +1

      That's the only reason I watch this video

  • @sherylwarkor4412
    @sherylwarkor4412 Před 2 lety +3

    "What are you Hydra?"
    Tony predicted Endgame

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman Před 8 lety +841

    "Are you Hydra or something?"
    "No! No, why would you think that?" LOL

    • @uriahrootsva
      @uriahrootsva Před 8 lety

      All these comments are bots, so don't get discouraged or anything. Your music is okay!
      (^-^)b

    • @jakeheller9978
      @jakeheller9978 Před 8 lety

      I thought that was pretty clever because in the comics very recently it was revealed that Cap was apart of Hydra the entire time

    • @jakeheller9978
      @jakeheller9978 Před 8 lety

      I thought that was pretty clever because in the comics very recently it was revealed that Cap was apart of Hydra the entire time

    • @stevemann1534
      @stevemann1534 Před 8 lety

      +Jacob Heller well not the entire time because the cosmic cube girl made him into hydra while also making him young again but there is a chance he has always been part of Hydra

    • @jakeheller9978
      @jakeheller9978 Před 8 lety

      +steve mann Sorry, haven't been able to keep up with the comics recently

  • @t0xicb0i9
    @t0xicb0i9 Před 6 lety +2013

    How are they going to fit everyone in infinity war around that table in the cafe

    • @Jason-is8cf
      @Jason-is8cf Před 6 lety +255

      GUYS, WE GONNA NEED A BIGGER TABLE! XD

    • @meme__juice
      @meme__juice Před 6 lety +16

      Lol

    • @lazerph989
      @lazerph989 Před 6 lety +19

      JonnyBoy they need a new cafe

    • @cornersw2765
      @cornersw2765 Před 6 lety +24

      I guess Everyone Should Be In the Entire Cafe then

    • @poppinpopper1
      @poppinpopper1 Před 6 lety +19

      i think for some reason, it will be a scene in Villian Pub instead with Thanos. Since, HISHE is something logical, the video would probably states that no way Thanos could lose since he's a mere God.

  • @championforever
    @championforever Před 9 měsíci +6

    1:59 was the best😂😂

    • @rahulspark365
      @rahulspark365 Před 5 měsíci

      Wanda: “Oh~ It’s so sticky~!”💀

  • @jamanadhanalakshmi6101
    @jamanadhanalakshmi6101 Před 2 lety +19

    This is the most convincing HISHE ever...
    IF this was the real ending , there wouldn't be Endgame and there was no one dead .

  • @laldinchhanga
    @laldinchhanga Před 7 lety +1212

    Read vitals... No he's dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @rtmlhm
      @rtmlhm Před 6 lety +31

      Its actually oh he's dead turn on subtitles at that part

    • @bitt3rblu3
      @bitt3rblu3 Před 6 lety +14

      War Machine can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because he's dead

  • @theDr_Fist
    @theDr_Fist Před 8 lety +699

    "Not a chance, Catman." lol 5:38

    • @ahmadalhabahbeh8893
      @ahmadalhabahbeh8893 Před 8 lety +28

      I'M so glad we watched the same video

    • @theDr_Fist
      @theDr_Fist Před 8 lety +11

      Ahmad alhabahbeh you proud of your little comment?

    • @TheOminousFlareShow
      @TheOminousFlareShow Před 8 lety

      +Dr Fist Are you?

    • @ahmadalhabahbeh8893
      @ahmadalhabahbeh8893 Před 8 lety

      +OminousFlare thx for the backup man lol

    • @TheOminousFlareShow
      @TheOminousFlareShow Před 8 lety +1

      Iron Man What does his comment have anything to do with Marvel? It's a remark on the stupidity of CZcams commentators pointlessly quoting the same quote from the video we're watching.
      More like you're butthurt, Ironed Butt.

  • @nattompkins888
    @nattompkins888 Před 3 lety +7

    2:26 banger of a skit from start to finish

  • @keebledevereux4992
    @keebledevereux4992 Před 2 lety +22

    Oh it’s so sticky 2:02

  • @brae_the_kitkat4279
    @brae_the_kitkat4279 Před 7 lety +788

    "Ooooh thank god I thought he was never gonna move."
    "How long have you been there?"
    "I HAVE SEEN THINGS!"
    Classic 😄

  • @stars9084
    @stars9084 Před 7 lety +665

    That last bit really sounds like Ant-Man

    • @VMG3001
      @VMG3001 Před 7 lety +5

      It's Paul Rudd

    • @NickPiers
      @NickPiers Před 7 lety +7

      +George No it isn't. It was Jon Bailey, just like it says in the credits. He also voiced Black Panter.

    • @VMG3001
      @VMG3001 Před 7 lety +4

      ***** it was a joke

    • @NickPiers
      @NickPiers Před 7 lety +8

      George Gotta work on your delivery, then, pally.

    • @al1nuTzu
      @al1nuTzu Před 7 lety

      ɷɷ I Haveeee Watched Thiss Movieee Leakedddd Versionnnn Here : - t.co/RlKbv1hghK

  • @MichaelParthum
    @MichaelParthum Před 2 lety +2

    1:34
    2016: C'mon, say it right.
    2021: There it is!

  • @JRGProjects
    @JRGProjects Před 10 měsíci +4

    I like how Cap is so American instead of "is he old enough to drink" its "is he old enough to vote" hahahahahah

  • @edsonsengo2684
    @edsonsengo2684 Před 8 lety +691

    5:43 Batman:Because IM--
    Panther:I dont care
    Why didnt u guys put that

    • @geralt7511
      @geralt7511 Před 8 lety +73

      "You will" Batman still wins try again.

    • @supermrmaro
      @supermrmaro Před 8 lety +40

      Because he's Batman no one interrupts Batman.

    • @dzer3
      @dzer3 Před 8 lety +17

      Just waiting for the Rocks shazam to be on here "because I'm B" IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

    • @margarethafalco63
      @margarethafalco63 Před 8 lety +1

      +Omar Ehab Martha does

    • @oluwatobiesan5889
      @oluwatobiesan5889 Před 8 lety +6

      because he's Batman!

  • @cataddict5975
    @cataddict5975 Před 5 lety +1910

    Bucky’s tombstone: He just wanted some plums🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kiran-gs2sr
      @kiran-gs2sr Před 4 lety +24

      And cap's lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @snehil.27
      @snehil.27 Před 4 lety +16

      What did that mean tho?

    • @D2attemp
      @D2attemp Před 4 lety +63

      Snehil he was trying to buy plums before he started getting chased in the movie

    • @snehil.27
      @snehil.27 Před 4 lety +9

      @@D2attemp oh ok, thanks😂✌🏻

    • @cosmogyral6826
      @cosmogyral6826 Před 4 lety +7

      Hahahhaa

  • @blyndfold4336
    @blyndfold4336 Před 2 lety +9

    I can’t believe HISHE actually wrote this ending better than marvel

  • @Jothomas214
    @Jothomas214 Před 3 lety +8

    Bucky & Cap too good for this HISHE 😂

  • @purpleey
    @purpleey Před 8 lety +442

    In all seriousness how in the FUCK did Rhodey survive that fall

    • @zangster4708
      @zangster4708 Před 8 lety +93

      Tony makes his suits pretty good.
      In all seriousness, the writers felt like death wouldn't do anything to help the cinematic universe or the movie since it would effect things in the long run. If you start killing off now, imagine during Infinity War where you're used to death by then. Why kill someone off now when you can have Thanos kill them off and increase the emotion and stakes?

    • @spadesofpaintstudios1719
      @spadesofpaintstudios1719 Před 8 lety +6

      yea and war machine mark 3 has loads of layers of metal

    • @Bierstadt54
      @Bierstadt54 Před 8 lety +49

      Supersuit. I am surprised he was even hurt. I mean, the first Iron Man movie had Tony getting blasted out of the sky by a tank's main gun and cratering into concrete. The suits are maybe an inch thick. So, yeah, magic supersuit.

    • @trishahernz7809
      @trishahernz7809 Před 8 lety +37

      killing black characters for white character's angst is an overdone stupid trope I'm glad the Russos never went that route.
      Tony shrug off a missile and skydrop in Iron Man 1.

    • @Idlehampster
      @Idlehampster Před 8 lety +22

      Unless you're Quicksilver.

  • @RJDavePhin
    @RJDavePhin Před 7 lety +257

    "I have seen things." - Ant-Man

    • @justinp1011
      @justinp1011 Před 7 lety +17

      "It's so sticky!"

    • @Jay-cs3ry
      @Jay-cs3ry Před 7 lety +1

      Justin Patrick that is what she said😂

  • @anakinskywalker2800
    @anakinskywalker2800 Před 3 lety +6

    Everyone: *Enjoying the Video
    Me w my head stuck in the gutter: "Aaaagh it's so sticky!" 2:06

  • @kenkaneki4561
    @kenkaneki4561 Před 3 lety +7

    3:38 cap didn't hesitate to make out with his niece😂😂😂😂😂fck😂😂😂😂

  •  Před 7 lety +5768

    I love the way Vision says "Jokes are Fun" at 1:20

  • @icebox2141
    @icebox2141 Před 7 lety +243

    "SOMETHING THING JUST FLEW IN ME" funniest thing ever XD

    • @fallout2007
      @fallout2007 Před 7 lety +90

      Something thing?

    • @philv2529
      @philv2529 Před 7 lety +28

      It's also funny because I don't know why it's funny. It's literally word for word from the film.

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 Před 7 lety +15

      It's funny because it sounds hilariously dumbfounded.

    • @elliotandersen3439
      @elliotandersen3439 Před 7 lety

      "HAY LOOK I AM giANT MAN!

  • @artslife4424
    @artslife4424 Před 3 lety +4

    5:10 this is the best running joke in HIS-HISTORY

  • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
    @nikolaspapanagnou2723 Před 3 lety +8

    6:20 I hope we will see him again in hishe falcon and winter soldier.

  • @dinodare1605
    @dinodare1605 Před 4 lety +185

    3:36 that scream always kills me.

  • @SteampunkCentral
    @SteampunkCentral Před 8 lety +402

    Both Captain America and Iron Man's best friends are named James. Why did they not become friends in the end?

  • @CristianoYouTube
    @CristianoYouTube Před 3 lety +31

    Spider-Man is actually a very powerful Avenger. Everyone should respect him. He stole Cap's Shield, took down Bucky and Falcon and also he proved himself better than antman. Respect to Spider-Man 🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @pauldanger1039
      @pauldanger1039 Před 11 měsíci

      cap was holding back he knew he was just a kid

    • @zacharyhsieh9358
      @zacharyhsieh9358 Před 6 měsíci

      @@pauldanger1039Spider-Man is objectively way stronger than cap. He was told to apprehend cap not kill him. If they were fighting to the death cap wouldn’t stand a chance due to the strength difference and spider sense.

  • @sahil2288
    @sahil2288 Před 3 lety +7

    Best part was when bucky apologize to tony
    This part should be in actual movie😔

  • @neelkulkarni18
    @neelkulkarni18 Před 3 lety +1802

    Cap: That's not true Bucky
    Tony: Does this chattering animal speak for you
    Bucky: No I can speak for myself

  • @theeleanorshellstrop
    @theeleanorshellstrop Před 6 lety +4083

    "When his girlfriend died, Cap didn't hesitate to make out with his niece" LMAO

  • @MJ-ob8df
    @MJ-ob8df Před 3 lety +4

    Literally every H.I.S.H.E:
    "Because I'm Batman!"

  • @amgaming4775
    @amgaming4775 Před 2 lety +4

    2:42 was the best ending. Wishing it could happen.