“The Grinch That Stole Everything”- Theo Von - Full Special
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- Theo Von airs his grievances with Nancy Grace, reminisces on a recent slew of prank texts he sent and imagines what life will be like once he becomes a billionaire.
Original airdate: June 1, 2012
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This was filmed 12'ish years ago. He was hilarious then, but he's come such a long way and really leaned into his true identity. He's a total wordsmith now. Gang gang 🤘🏻✌🏻❤️
Didn’t know him then, can’t stand him now.. 👎🏼 👎🏼
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 ok so why are you in the comment section of a Theo Von stand up 😂
@@IAmJaeWalkin I watch comedy central… I mean, are you dense
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986Did you think he was funnier back then?
Oh hes from 12 YEARS ago. I was so confused by the jokes
Comedy Central so dead they out here posting specials from 10 years ago
Lol they rejected his show Man Up, now they are posting his scraps
Was it on yt 10 years ago?
Everyone is probably on summer vacation.
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986it was on CZcams before this is a repost
Good! Let’s not lose classics!❤
Theo looks like Tom Brady's "special" brother..lolol
I think he looks funny without the mullet
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 you so mean
Theo is so underrated. He’s done a Comedy Central special, the best podcast, Netflix specials, etc. He does not get the credit he deserves.
His stand-up isn’t that good tbh. Doesn’t make him a bad comedian, but he is truly the most funny when he can just riff rather than create prewritten material.
I’m so sorry. I don’t think he was that funny 🤷♀️🫣🥰🖖
@@007neipy did you know they left?
And he’s one of the top podcasters in the world
Lmao his joke style is so weird, but so perfect. What a genuinely lovely dude haha.
I’m not the sharpest spoon in the spoon drawer but gang gang baby 😁🤘🏻🫶🏼
A little bit on the edge of pedophilia
Theo is so hilarious! Just him saying anything to anyone is funny
Theo still the savage today he was then . Always a good banter watching #theovon
I don't know how the hell Theo got me laughing at f****** an owl this one sounds like a train lol crazy
You can’t hate him.
Lol he’s too damn funny and real and cute! Lol
Can't hate him, can't respect him.
Dear TV: turn the censor beeps down
📺 We apologize and also my new song is out. 😂
There is no one else like him out there!!! He is really great!!
Crazy as Hell!!! I cannot stand him!! (term of endearment) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abort-o 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
Probably the least funny thing of the entire special
Google translate says it means "abort her".
This this dude is hilarious
Wow, he's so young here. Just a baby. I'd love to see him do a reaction to this.🤭
Thats the most freemason illuminati sounding punchlines i've ever heard at the end there. Theo is off the walls! It's nice to see his progression and where he is as a performer now is very funny.
Yooooo! Too funny he said aborto as a name Lol 😂😂😂
Almost feels like this was timed, we're at that fence where this could go bad or good. Personally I love this dude and he'll always be hilarious but it's odd he's having success but I know how this world works sadly, we're gonna have assholes trying to pick this Special apart to try and get Theo in trouble so when push comes to shove I know his fans will show up but will Comedy Central? if they end up taking this down that'll show you what their real intent was.
Keep being you Theo Von I think you're over due for a new special brother, you got mad fans out here that enjoy all you content as we get it and we'll happily support anything you put out!
Matt Damon and Justin Bateman's love child.
Love love love Theo!!!
Oh god I love Theo!!!!!!! Awesome!!
No freaking way this is over a decade old!!
This was the set back then that introduced me to Theo been a fan ever since the first time I saw this special
This is so much better than his stand up the last 5 years
Them waves got luggage
I married a Jewish woman and we named our son Elry. I'm waiting for the fallout when she realizes.
Cinnamon asians, the softest baby the lord makes 😅 - theo von
Theo's so funny lol.
Damn but he’s speaking truth- people laugh.
Nah , he knows what’s up.
First time I saw this.... pretty good ❤
This whole set was 😂😅 🎉thoroughly enjoyed every offensive thing about it!
That was great
This was better than any of his new stuff by far.
aborto? I thought i could last. haha!
It's funny how what he said is still relevant today.
Nobody is save 💜💪🏽😘😘
😂 He is weird especially the end with the Asian babies part 😮. But he is kinda pervertedly funny
"who else is here tonight... WHERE MY BLACK PEOPLE AT TONIGHT!?"
lol nice
An hour late with no nutmeg! 😂 ridiculous!
Damn I didnt laugh once. Hes soo much more funny on his podcast. Love him man❤
😂😂but I love hot pockets an water
Why I thought this was Tom Brady 🤣🤣🤣 dude funny af tho I'm here from his podcasts
Waa beelo saaid baa uqosle 😂
No mullet Theo makes me feel weird
the next goat
What theater was this at?
Stack yooo money!
Tom Brady if he was a comedian 😂
From a certain angle, he looks a little like Jason Bateman.
So young wow😂😂
17:55
For a long time, as the price of Chanel increased, I no longer thought I could afford it. I think I'll be happy that I have the kislux as my travel bag that I don't have to take care of. By the way, I'm sure no one will have a hard time telling the difference. Thanks for the comparison.
*Gang gang*
Funny you should say that about smiling at people, I stopped doing that in South Carolina because everybody down here give people dirty looks. Friendly my a$$
That's kind of true about South Carolina. I live in the Columbia area that's half way the hood. I strike up conversations with strangers all the time. Most of the time, they're just like... okay, then walk off and act like a jerk. But I somehow find friendly people, and we'll be sitting there laughing hardcore. Thre's 2 things difficult about it sometimes, though. The first is the ones who are being nice because they are trying to get something out of you. You'll have a good conversation, next thing is they need a ride and want to "borrow" money. The second difficult thing is getting away from some of them. They'll trap you in a never ending conversation, and you have to find a reason to stop talking. 😂
*Praise the Lord*
Tom Brady if he did stand up?
I hope you keep the god child
😂😂😂
If people thought this was offensive when it came out he wouldnt have blown up. Shits not racist its just a decade old special lol theos just telling jokes
Oh my gosh his hair looks SO much better short !!!
😂
This was actually painful to watch and I like Theo.
Ok rotflmfao. Black water dancing. Too funny.
the number of ads on this is unbearable
unknown special?
Fire 🔥 but good brain damage 🙌
🔥 theo the rat🐀 king 🤴
I’ve seen black people swim extremely well and fast, but because black peoples usually can’t float , it means they can’t relax in the water so there is a real difficulty level that needs to be passed to become good swimmers.
Personally as a white person ive taken years to become a good swimmer , I’ve gotten stuck out in the water and just slept in the water to get my energy back to continue swimming , but a black person would have died in same situation due to bone and muscle density .
🐐
Mexican here. Yes, my mom had 6 of us.
I’ve never in mylife seen a funnier comic. He is so handsome even with the mullet he has now . Looking all binary 😂😂😂
So wait, hold on, did puffy diddy wtf-ever dude see this and turn jokes into reality or did theo von turn dude's reality into jokes?
And the censorship sucked ass
Whats with the ears?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought he'd be funny. He's better as a guest on a podcast
turn to Jesus
No need to turn.. just open eyes.. its satan behind you not Jesus.. beware of turnstiles.. Jesus Is free
No one needs to listen to your forced indoctrinated false teachings
Probably the most racist comedy special I have ever heard. You don’t need to be racist to be “funny”. If you like the whole racist thing though go nuts
first
How is Theo a “stand up” comic? All seriousness.. dude is super likable and friendly but I just don’t see his connection to the comedy game.
Fact: Theo Von's dad is Mexican. I thought he was funnier but what a bomb.
his dad is polish-nicaraguan. do your research buddy. he’s funnier than you’ll ever be
This is terrible and I love standup… I never heckle comedians, but damn
Back when you could make jokes
🤓
This guy is gringe
Wow this sucks
Hes way better nowadays
Nah.. Trash fs..
This is not funny at all.
twelve years ago, loosen up
The klan's comedian?
Racist af
How
@@Danny-nw5kche just made all those racist jokes
Nah, he chill 🤙🏾💀
@@MisssKayy key word jokes
@@1OAK_XYea he's all good 👌🏾
Not funny.
Damn is this the “I-Hate-Minorities Special”? From second 1, Theo’s unlikable and unfunny.
Joe Chan
Damn but he’s speaking truth- people laugh.
Nah , he knows what’s up.