Women asserting dominance using their assets ft. Kai
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- čas přidán 16. 01. 2023
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Outro: • MxR Plays - Jeannie - ...
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Fun fact: First time my girlfriend came over, my bed had pokemon sheets and a comforter. Went to my room, she saw them, launched herself onto my bed, started rolling around, giggling, and said "I love these! Where did you get these sheets?!" Me: "Those have been my sheets since I was a kid lol" Her: "Take them off! I don't want to ruin them when we f-" then she went blood red as she realized what she was saying lol
And to this day, both of you remain unf*cked because you would rather die than to remove that beloved childhood memory from your bed.
- THE END
She's a keeper.
Pokeball this woman.
Dang!.... so did the pokemon battle happen on the pokemon sheets?
Sure... Sure
Hey now, Kai deserves a raise, she is part of the on screen talent now, as well as an editor
And don't forget camera-woman as well
She volunteered to recieve no raise.
The only one who gets a raise, is Henry. Each time he makes his thumbnails.
@@livedandletdie AYOOOO!
She's basically a live in servant.
Kai' Zoolander face was as perfect as it was awkward. "I feel stupid" is the only logical thing to say after having to make that face. Well played!
Fun Fact: Oda confirmed that as a female character develops, their breast size increases. Ergo character development = bigger booba
Which SBS was that?
When Jeannie and Kai say Yaaaaay! Together, it sounds so adorable!
No it really doesn't.
Honestly
Kai is like a swiss poket knife. She does everything now! Camera-woman *check*, editor *check*, and entertaining screen talent *check*!
She also has tweezers a screwdriver a nail filer and a small blade
Hence she does deserve the raise. I guess the Gundam will be on its way
Big Bits *che- oh wait...
Also so smol that fits in your pocket
You forgot that she’s also eye candy.
Here's one for Kai whenever she feels too small:
My mom is 146 centimeter. That's 4'8". She's one centimeter under the threshold for dwarfism, but she's not suffering from any of the associated side-effects. She's really just freakishly small.
I'm 190 cm, btw. That's about 6'2". And yes, I was a large baby and a large kid. Being asked since when I did have a sister when I was around with my mom started in middle school.
So, there's always gonna be someone smaller than you, Kai.
190 is actually just over 6'3"
Oh god, I hate when people try and guess what relation you are to the people you’re with 🙃 my ex had a sister that was like 6 or 7 when we started dating at 18 years old, and whenever the three of us were walking around at car shows together, someone would inevitably come up to us and tell us how cute us and our daughter was 😐🙃 the daughter I would’ve had to have help make, when I was 10…
Well, my mom wasn't terribly annoyed by being taken for a young adult. She was going on 40 when that started for real. At least, I was looking somewhat like an adult at that time. Otherwise ... yeah, might have been creepy. But I was actually proud that anyone thought I could score a woman like her. Which I most definitely couldn't at that point in my life!
@@dylanshandley1246 Well seeing as the youngest mother recorded was aged five years, seven months i guess you would have a lot of time overall.
@@xxXXRAPXXxx whelp. I’ve discovered a new fear 😂
Every new Kai video just makes me wonder if a Kai and Susu video is even possible the raw sexual jokes might implode the internet immediately
They did one. Wasn't reaction tho. MxR Maid Cafe
12:42 Jeannie looks like she's waiting to be kissed, Kai looks like she's about to try to mug you, and Henry looks like a dad that just walked in on his son watching furry *orn
Ur time stamp is perfectly timed lol
😂😂👏🏾
MEME THIS, GUYS!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
henry looks like Mr Uekusa lol
I think if Kai didn't burst into flames, Henry would be ok walking into a church 😆
Need sauce for 2nd clip of babysitter 🙏
Good one😂😂
LMAO. So true.
Has she been to church?
🤣🤣🤣
8:20 It might be able to run them but many perform badly on it. Like sub 30 fps.
9:22 It's just explaining that there's ways to move heavy objects with handpower and doesn't actually require alien technology. It also helps having a huge amount of workers spending decades on each pyramid.
9:53 You're now my favourite editor.
"Can you breastfeed a kid that's not yours?" Yes and in fact this was fairly common before the invention of baby formula, it was called being a "wet nurse".
I think Kai misunderstood the thing about the rocks for the pyramids. The picture wasn't a see-saw that would send rocks flying. It was a lever and fulcrum, which can be used to lift heavy weights with a small amount of force
yeah, but i prefer her version
They also think slaves built the pyramids. They're not the smartest
think shes using those cartoon physics.
The contention is the timeline and the distance of the source of the limestone. Its not that it couldn't be done, it just couldn't have been done in the amount of time all egyptologists affirm it was. The real big weirdness is giza. We could build the pyramids but we couldn't do the giza ones even with all the modern technology we have today. Giza will outlast all the others. They're the oldest and are in much better shape, the rest already show signs of decay.
@@tonyb7615 We absolutely could build Giza today, it wouldn't even be that difficult compared to some megastructures that have already been built. At least not on a technical level. It would just require an absurd amount of money, both for the land, labor and stone required.
Basically, the only reason people don't build huge pyramids anymore is because the mega-rich show off with fancy modern buildings, not big piles of stone.
A big pile of stone is very impressive when it requires cutting edge technology to build.
A giant skyscraper is very impressive when it requires cutting edge technology to build.
See the point?
Oh god, I need a video where they just read Kai's reddit posts and comments.
yes yes yes lol
It would probably only be available on Patreon for ToS reasons.
@@insanityplea5502 exactly patreon only video 🤣
Henry: “There are people shorter than you?”
I guess Henry is just tired of living, Kai will now murder him in his sleep 😂😂
2:05 Ian just turned into scooby-doo.
All I wanted to do is hug Kai when she had a sad face, she's so adorable!
She's nearly 30... let that sink in
@@HasanPikerIsADouche So are they. She's still adorable.
@@HasanPikerIsADouche and so am I problem solved nothing strange here moving on
@@dustysmoke4996 It's creepy how she infantilized in this channel... she's not some doll that needs to be held
@@HasanPikerIsADouche stop being so woke you bozo
Kai: "I don't want your pitty, I just want big boobs!"
Future package opening video - Future Henry: "For Kai, another package of boobas."
Future Jeannie: "Just put them with the others."
Future Henry, with that smirk of his: "Are you going to try any of them on?"
Future Kai: "You couldn't pay me enough for that."
Future Henry: "I'll give you that raise."
Future Kai: ". . ."
Future Jeannie: ". . ."
Cut to minutes later, Future Henry is the one wearing one of the pairs of boobas on camera.
Black screen: Go to Patreon for uncensored version and more content!
Roll Credits
Views: 1M in 3-4 days, 2M in 2 weeks
CZcams: "Alright boys, he did it again, what's our next most BS reason to strike him?
WAIT, actually, don't strike, the channel's going to die with one more, find me the easiest way to soft ban him, without needing to strike the channel"
That escalated quickly
You three (and Susu) truly make this world a better place. I love you all with all my heart!
It's all fun and games until Kai can't afford her Gundam ...get her a huge raise please!
"Can you feed a baby that's not yours?" Yes, Henry. It's called a wet-nurse.
And yes to the second question too, it's not all that great.
69th like. Noice
@@flomojo2u HEARSAY!!
I like how that sounds, I may get one of those myself
where is the SAUCE
5:42 Henry: I've never been to church.
Henry to Jeannie(x200): Jeannie, this is a christian channel
Don't need to go to church for that, though.
The church is fellowship with other worshippers, not the actual building/meeting place.
Tbh most churches aren’t real churches they’re more akin to what pissed Jesus of in the Bible.
@@acewmd. they were filled with kiosks , like a Starbucks or gift shops and making a buck off the those who came to temple other than tithes
@@kytkroz yeah it’s more like a mall than a church.
9:33, the structure in the picture is called a lever. F1xR1 = F2xR2, hence the larger the ratio of one side of lever to the other the less force you have to input to output a larger amount, the downside of this is that you would need some materials with a large Shear modulus (e.g steel, which didn't exist back then so this wouldn't have been physically possible for ancient Egyptians to do) and a relatively high pivot point, so that you are able to lift the blocks higher. What the picture was displaying wasn't a yeeting process, but instead the concept of a lever.
Egyptians did use levers, just not like in the diagram shown here.
@@Razumen I assume the used levers to load the bricks on to the moving platforms?
Kai is perfect just the way she is.
I love Kai's editor instinct. As Henry starts "singing" Judge Frolo's song, she's like "woah woah...!"
No one fucks with Disney. They will end you.
@@fasagalag yeah... Disney's all they have to worry about... Just Disney...😅
Kai is such a great addition to the videos
no jennie gets third wheeled
I always love a video when Kia is in it. I’d love to see more of her!!!
9:46 The name is world cup for a reason.
1:01 Kylie Page Keiran Lee - Brazzers Bad Babysitter
Kai: " I just wanna represent skinny, slim-chested ladies out there. They deserve to be seen too!" - And especially their "slim chests"! (I'll see myself out.)
No no, you're deffinetly on to something!
Two skittles on an ironing board!
"Titties big or small ... I'll rise for them all" - Some wise man
Kai is welcome to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
1:03: The editing on this is fantastic and always comedic
To the graverobery thingy:
I remember someone mention in the archeolegy dep. in the museum i worked in, that it is, after the grave is no longer paid for and over 40 years old.
Thats when graverobery becomes archeolegy.
THE PYRAMIDS WHERE NOT BUILD BY SLAVES!
They where build by skilled, payed workers, who got special conditions for thiere work and did it because it was a gread honor to build the grave for a god walking amongst humans.
1:58
That was honestly adorable.
Whoever edited this video and corrected Henry's "soccer" to "football", I love you.
You're a man/woman of principles, and high minded morals. May you get all the boobas in this fine day.
I'm an archaeologist and I can say that the cut-off date for grave-robbery is 200 years, though you might also be able to get away with it being 100 years if the graveyard is sufficiently over-grown.
#1. Dibu Martinez (The goalkeeper of Argentina in the World Cup of Qatar 2022) got the gold glove for being the best goalkeeper in the world.
#2. The suggested play of holding the ball between the chest of 2 players and walking to the goal is illegal because when the ball is being played, it cannot be retained by any players or player, it needs to be in a situation where it can be contended by the opposite team (with the exception being when one of the goalkeepers has it)
#3. In regards to "America" winning Superbowls and Argentina winning it's 3rd Football World Cup there are so many things to say:
a. America is a continent (which includes Argentina, because the man who named the continent never subdivided it), the country is called United States of America or USA. America being in reference to the continent where the United States are.
b. USA never won any Superbowl, teams within the USA won playing only against each other, technically none of them are world champions, they are national champions. USA doesn't play the Superbowl as a nation and neither do these teams play against teams of the rest of the countries in the world.
c. The Football World Cup (what some of you like to call soccer) is played actually by the whole world starting with the classification rounds (divided in confederations) about 3 years before the main event that takes place once every 4 years. So there is only one World Cup winner every 4 years and winning literally makes you The Best One In The Whole World.
Henry: There are people shorter than you?
Kai: Not many
Me at 4'3 with dwarfism: 🤷
As a 6'3 I feel for you buddy.
@@Svol09 Thanks, its been an interesting journey.
@@brandonlantier I have too many friends shorter than me but man my back already has problems and I am 34...being tall is not always so sweet....I'd prefer to be 5.8 or so just to have better posture...I am sometimes jealous of my friends height even if being tallis a nice meme and do help with feeling confident...
@@Svol09 Yeah dwarfism is no picnic as far as pain wise, we tend to have bad joints, I also did 16 years as a painter so that didn't help lol, could be worse though I'm 46 and found a good doctor for pain management.
Ironmouse is supposedly 4'11 irl......
Just Saiyan.
"When does it become archaeology?"
"When it's just bones"
Mummies
Looking at a diagram for a lever
"Why are they yeeting the rocks?"
Should we be concerned for Kai?
When they're jsut bones is 3-5 years usually so...
It's considered grave robbery in most countries until 100 years after death
I'd consider it archeology as soon as everyone related to them is distantly related enough not to care if someone messes with the grave, this could mean far enough in the future their decedents don't know they're related, or immediately after burial if everyone in the immediate family hates them enough
It’s archaeology when the purpose of it is to recover information and evidence about a culture or time period that has passed, that you couldn’t find from asking people or official records.
I think yeeting stuff is Kais natural idea of how things get done.
About the pyramid meme : it's not about yeeting rocks, it's about the use of leverage. Basically the longer your lever is, the easier you can pull a weight. But in reality, the thing is not that we don't have theories about it. We have plenty, and Egyptians did have a great deal of knowledge about physics and geometry. But we don't have solid proof, as the archeologist retreived very little construction tools of the piramids and none can explain how they moved tons heavy rocks without the technology that Europe had during the Middle Ages to build the cathedrals.
0:59, "She even breast fed the child, as well". Pure gold. I cannot stop laughing.
You know a video is gonna be really, really good when either Kai or Susu is in it 😁 Although all your content is fire 🔥 I've been binge watching so many of your videos!
oH wOw sUCh InsiGHtFuL COmMEnTarY ItS gOoD wHEn tTehE hOt OneS r N iT $00 sMArT Of u 2 SaYY
Kai has nothing to worry about.
Man I just love the chemistry that all three of them bring to the table when they make videos together wrong Henry and Jeannie alone is pretty good but when you add Kai into the mix the jokes this be so fluent and funnier💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So close to 2 million subs. Early congrats guys!
14:43 the stages from happiness to disgust:
Jeannie -> Henry -> Kai
Kai: I want a pay rise.
Henry: Work harder.
Kai: Eff that!
12:00 "Sail the seven seas" 😂😂 almost missed that "Bay" joke 😂😂
14:44 is like the "OMG this is disgusting... where?" meme, but it's the "where?" part of it.
I demand that Kai appears in all videos from now on, it's so much fun with her around!
Motion seconded and tabled
its always great watching my favorite internet trio :D
Great video as always!
Bullying is literally a key plot device in Pokemon games.
Kai is so adorable. All of you guys are great
why kai is so adorable
"Fund my Gundams". Would be nice seeing Kai assemble a Gundam while on the show. Hahaha
Not grave robbing its archology!
However, on average, a body buried within a typical coffin usually starts to break down within a year, but takes up to a decade to fully decompose, leaving only the skeleton, Daniel Wescott (opens in new tab), director of the Forensic Anthropology Center at Texas State University, told Live Science.
Kai is absolutely perfect. Her height is perfect. Her smile is perfect. Her measurements are perfect. Her sense of humor is perfect. She needs absolutely zero changes.
You need some water to quench that thirst my dude.
But yes.
calm down lmao
Yo chill out bruh,
💀☠️🤫💦
Except she likes girls more...
To answer the question why Nami is wearing less clothes and bigger ta tas, its because the authors wife likes to cosplay as her.
Idk if this is helpful to others but it has definitely helped me, the wake up thing @14:08 as soon as you wake up 1-2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar into cup and fill rest of the cup with water, warning: its not gonna taste great but I can't believe how much its has helped avoid that pain from getting worse on multiple occasions.
5:10 That's exactly how my sisters react to me not gaining weight however much food I eat!!!🤣🤣🤣
Every video with Kai is a gift.
1:05 that's what a Wet Nurse does Henry...
9:20 Leverage, with a proper lever (can withstand the weight) you significantly increase the force... think crowbar.
Archimedes:
"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world"
Hi mxr Jeannie Kai and editors just wanted to say you guys are amazing don’t stop making content a very big fan hope you read this
If you could mabey Mentioning on reading comments
12:36 I first heard of 'The Smolder' from 'Tangled'.
Now I want a video of exposing Kai's reddit posts and comments
She doesn’t need pity. She looks pretty just the way she is.
Facts
Yes I also concur
Hek no she doesn't need pity. We all saw Spider-Kai. She's proportional and hella cute, she's fine af imho. Guaranteed there's thirsty's in the DMs lol.
i agree plus i live by the saying more than a mouthful is a wasteful
Facts 👏
The pyramids were built one basketful at a time: the stones were poured into place using a mud blend from the nearby Nile river bank. This is why there are pieces of reed/straw in some of the stones, why some of the stones have holes without any drill marks, and why the magnetic moments of most of the stones are aligned. Some important stones were brought in from quarries upriver, but most of the stones were poured into place like bricks.
Okay, Jeannie is adorable and Henry a very good 'straight' man, it's the expressions people, stop giggling, HOWEVER Kai's cuteness and adorable enhancement, when she is on screen adds to the overall adorable exponentially, plus she puts that odd left hand twist to it all that makes you sit and think about the content for a moment, internally checking the joke factors, before you lol.
Lmao Jeannie's face at the yellow man milk comment.
14:45 Jeannie's face at the giant drill bit.
2:53 Jeannie and Henry raising their kid be like
7:27 The distinction between grave robbery and archaeology is not based on the length of time since an individual's death, but rather on the methods and intentions of those who are studying the remains. Grave robbing is the unauthorized excavation or looting of graves or burial sites, often done with the intent of finding valuable artifacts or remains to sell. Archaeology, on the other hand, is the scientific study of human history and prehistory through the excavation and analysis of artifacts and remains, and is typically done with the permission of the relevant authorities and with the goal of increasing our understanding of the past. So, it's not about the time passed but the intentions and methods used.
OK Kai totally rizzed me Up..,can she please be in every Video 😭
3:16 the "bronze hand" is a trophy called the golden glove given to the best goalkeeper at the world cup and he did that after winning the largest sports game in the world
Don't bother, they're Americans, they don't even call that specific sport by its actual name.
I'm from Ohio and its not the gates to hell, its just the last stop before the road to hell. Kai your perfect the way you are and Henry, give Kai a raise, she is an awesome editor
Yeah, California is hell, and we have the flames to prove it!
Cleveland sucks, cincy sucks, Columbus and toledo suck.
Is it true its a highway?
As a fellow Ohioan, I can confirm
@@Merilirem yes, and it is under construction. 🦺
We got love for Kai! Keep rocking! 😍❤️
How did the Egyptians move such massive rocks?
"They had massive whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips"
So when is Kai gonna cosplay that chainmail 😂
So we decided that Kai is part of the Itty Bitty Titty Pity Committee?
She’s the committee head
So Kai is just a delicate petite woman, and is not afraid to be herself
Minus the pity part pretty much
Ok, I definitely love when Kai joins the vid.
Soooooooooooooooooooo close to 2million !!! I CAN'T WAIT !!!!
When I see ft. Kai in the description, its a definite watch. She is so funny and charming. 😊
12:41 okay hear me out, I think Henry's got It, he actually looks Good here!!
To answer the archeology question, I learned that it's about 100 years until something can be considered an artifact.
14:20
For me, nine times out of ten, it just goes away after like ten minutes
kai its beautiful as she is, dont shame henrry
dem kai dont look at the camera like that :3 love ya
Agreed!!!
Plus, if i remember the Cosplay-vid correctly, it's not like there was nothing there. Just... not much. :D
Love this cutest mxr family 👍👍👍
Ancient treadmills/treadwheels were used for power generation. That use was thousands of years old by the time it was adopted as a mode of punishment in British prisons in the 19th century. Fwiw, I think it makes sense to have prisoners walk on a treadmill to produce power that could be used for grain mills, etc, as long as it is done in a humane manner.
Kai is hilarious lol.
7:29 as an Graveyard Gardener the Answer is around 25- 40 Years depending on the Soil. Have Fun :) ..... No Joke its fun finding the Bones.
Man, Kai should be a part of MXR onscreen team. Videos with her in it is so good. No I'm not simping.... Probably... Let me get back to you on that...
**runs**
EDIT: KAI LOVES GUNDAM KITS!? GIVE HER A RAISE!
I was surprised about the gundam too
Expect lots of Gundam in their PO Box now.
Lads and lasses, come Monday I'll (not) celebrate my 72nd crawled out of my mother's nether region day. That said, I try to fit you guys in each and every day...why? Because a day without hearing Jeannie sing in falsetto about hyenas coming I consider to be one misspent. As for Henry, well, I have to admit he deadpans with the best of 'em. Now, on to Kai. Suffice it to say that, were I 40 years younger, I'd be at her door. Kai, stop worrying about what you don't have and start realizing what you do have is pretty special. Anyway, I'm glad you guys are a part of my day. Keep it going. Papa needs the entertainment.
13:26 So they are wondering why this milk looks this way and as someone that grew up on a farm I would like to explain, Milk you get from the store, in countries like America add chemicals like bleach and such to make it more appealing to the eyes of the buyers, this is why its so white even the taste is different from fresh milk. fresh milk has clouded foamy cream color most of the time, some have a slight yellowish or bluish shade depending on the protein and fat content present in the milk. Milk will have a slight blue tinge when the presence of Carotene. and most Americans that have been used to drinking store milk will not like the taste of fresh milk. "on a side note" I would love to see Jeannie and Henry go to a livestock farm, I think Jeannie would love it and you both would be surprised to see the differences between fresh and store food.
1:19 now that’s a burger
Now they just lack the sauce, if only someone would drop it here.
@@Velskud. pretty sure its ceoofgothicc ... 1 T..
Kai is just amazing, been a great addition to the vids
7:52
Thats actually a very interesting math question. Because it actually has two correct answers. Because according to some (legitimate) textbooks, implied multiplication takes priority over division/multiplication. And in 6/2(1+2) multiplication is implied. However the commonly taught order of operation gives all multiplication the same priority.
So, depending on your school of thought, the correct answer is either 1 (implied multiplication) or 9 (standard order). The equation can be correctly read as either 3*3=9, or as 6/6=1
hellfire/heavens light is one of the most amazing villain/hero contrasts Disney has ever done. The villain blaming the devil for his urges and god for failing to "give him the strength to over come them" and the hero being inspired to be a better by the same woman. Neighther get the woman in the end as one sees her as a object and temptation, the other sees her as the personification of beauty. The guy that gets her in the end is the one that sees her as a woman, not a angel or object.
3:15 he has a Golden Hand (or Glove to put it in correct terms) cause he's the Goalkeeper of the Argentinian National Team. After Argentina won the World Cup, he got the Award for the best Goalie of the Tournament
9:55 if Kai even likes the Memes, how can she not know the Golden Glove thing! Also yes, fuck France. And all the love for the editor that put "*Football" there :D
There are too few comments about this thank you sooo much. Also Argentina deserved to win but France really broke my heart.
i know yall are on about kai but... sauce for 0:54 babysitter
10:54 Reminding me that theirs a song called I.B.T.C by Ham Sandwich.
All the Gyptian's had and needed was LABOR