Film Theory: How DRUNK is Tyrion Lannister? (Game Of Thrones)

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    In a world full of dragons, giants, and magic is the most unbelievable thing that Tyrion Lannister is still alive? I mean this guy drinks like a fish - by all accounts shouldn't his drinking have killed him by now? Today we're answering Game of Thrones' biggest mystery - just how drunk is Tyrion Lannister?
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  • @Grubelg
    @Grubelg Před 7 lety +3957

    wrong question. the right one is "what is the blood level in tyrion's alcohol"

  • @Cheerybelle
    @Cheerybelle Před 7 lety +4528

    Maybe the Lannisters' blood *is* alcohol.

  • @jk.smalls
    @jk.smalls Před 3 lety +713

    Re theory: he often drinks weak wine to seem drunk but remain mentally accute people will then underestimate him and speak freely letting him outsmart them, the wedding scene was an anomaly because he was upset about being used as a punishment for Sansa

    • @NeattheGreat
      @NeattheGreat Před 2 lety +66

      That's what it says in the books.

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 Před rokem +22

      He’s also very experienced at drinking. The more experienced at drinking you are the more functional you can be drunk

  • @d.j.rproductions
    @d.j.rproductions Před 5 lety +2288

    you should do "how drunk is captain jack sparrow"

    • @madagotthejail420
      @madagotthejail420 Před 5 lety +57

      D.J.R Productions
      He’s not that’s his charm

    • @kenjiotake
      @kenjiotake Před 5 lety +57

      @@madagotthejail420 Now imagine if he WAS drunk.

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 Před 5 lety +52

      @@kenjiotake I mean, we've seen what he can do without even a single drop of rum. It's a scary thought.

    • @chrisbolland5634
      @chrisbolland5634 Před 4 lety +19

      What about how GAY is he?

    • @Black.Rose743
      @Black.Rose743 Před 4 lety +5

      That would be amazing

  • @thecriticalknight8646
    @thecriticalknight8646 Před 7 lety +2633

    Why not do a film theory on LazyTown. i know it's weird

    • @spilledcereals2585
      @spilledcereals2585 Před 7 lety +110

      The Critical Knight yay a lazy town theory like on the fact that Robbie the ''laziest person in lazy town'' is the most active guy in lazy town

    • @Evan-bk5gv
      @Evan-bk5gv Před 7 lety +54

      There is a theory that Robbie Rotten was actually a hero but then became lazy.

    • @thecriticalknight8646
      @thecriticalknight8646 Před 7 lety

      I might be, I might not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @FilmTheory
      @FilmTheory  Před 7 lety +334

      I've been thinking about it...actually....

    • @thecriticalknight8646
      @thecriticalknight8646 Před 7 lety +7

      That was very unexpected. :O

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos Před 6 lety +2012

    New Theory use; is Cersei ever actually completely sober?

    • @CarInMyAss
      @CarInMyAss Před 5 lety +47

      I'm not so no way she is

    • @michaelgoldsmith9359
      @michaelgoldsmith9359 Před 5 lety +9

      When she’s pregnant

    • @rainojc
      @rainojc Před 5 lety +47

      @@michaelgoldsmith9359 Nope she still drinks

    • @crazyjay6331
      @crazyjay6331 Před 5 lety +21

      @@michaelgoldsmith9359 pretty sure she aint pregnant, she is faking it

    • @thelivingcactus9348
      @thelivingcactus9348 Před 4 lety +54

      Kyle Cersei drinking during her pregnancy with Joffery would probably explain his personality.

  • @shadowstriker6506
    @shadowstriker6506 Před 5 lety +707

    “[Alcohol] tolerance doesn’t determine your B.A.C, it just determines how long you can stay conscious enough to get your B.A.C higher”
    ~Matthew Patric 2016

    • @meepnope4389
      @meepnope4389 Před 4 lety +17

      Shadowstriker ah the wise words of an alcoholic, he would be a great drinker if he were one, lemme tell you, that is ALWAYS the goal

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 Před 2 lety +1

      Matthew Patthew

    • @johnermactavish1162
      @johnermactavish1162 Před rokem +2

      My record is .56
      Have the hospital bill to prove it.

  • @axelelmfeldt6085
    @axelelmfeldt6085 Před 4 lety +426

    You should do: How drunk were D&D during the writing of the last 3 seasons.

    • @vcetutorialshub8599
      @vcetutorialshub8599 Před 3 lety +5

      underrated comment

    • @quantumvideoscz2052
      @quantumvideoscz2052 Před 3 lety +15

      Unfortunately, I believe they were quite sober.

    • @leeroberts4850
      @leeroberts4850 Před 3 lety +10

      @@quantumvideoscz2052
      a drunk walrus could have written better content

    • @quantumvideoscz2052
      @quantumvideoscz2052 Před 3 lety +11

      @@leeroberts4850 That makes the fact they were sober all the worse.

    • @leeroberts4850
      @leeroberts4850 Před 3 lety

      @@quantumvideoscz2052 no one is saying they are capable of of creating art

  • @khaldixon3553
    @khaldixon3553 Před 7 lety +2048

    I wonder how many times Mat messes up and says "its just a game theory" instead of film theory

    • @caspercollins342
      @caspercollins342 Před 7 lety +17

      Kayla Dixon once⚀

    • @giggityking6505
      @giggityking6505 Před 7 lety +63

      Maybe he should theorize the following theories.
      -How aerodynamic Dumbo's ears are
      -How much BELI is worth in dollars.
      -Is Dead Rising really a fusion between Kids Next Door weapons and Billy and Mandy zombies?
      -Could Tails the Fox really fly?
      -Is Zoro lying about getting lost all the time?
      -Who is Slenderman?
      -Dr WHO PART 3
      -Is Teen Titans GO really a REBOOT to the original Teen Titans?

    • @AeridisArt
      @AeridisArt Před 7 lety +7

      1Rossana26km01 c; He could have done it many times and just not put it in the video.

    • @melissal8798
      @melissal8798 Před 7 lety +5

      He also says the legal blood alcohol level in the US is 0.8 when it's 0.08

    • @huskiy4719
      @huskiy4719 Před 7 lety +19

      Melissa L He say POINT zero eight thus it looks like this : .08 and this just means 0.08

  • @davidsmithsmith5679
    @davidsmithsmith5679 Před 7 lety +460

    magic drinking dwarf is not the weirdest thing in the show

    • @MrMidge2000
      @MrMidge2000 Před 7 lety +5

      You are not wrong. Yanno in the books how big Drogon grows? If it is the same in the show that will be the weirdest. Then again Dany is 13-14 so there is that.

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 Před 7 lety +3

      At this point she's about sixteen, late-fifteen. In the books that is. In the show she's progressing towards her mid-twenties.

    • @ghostlyninja125
      @ghostlyninja125 Před 7 lety +28

      tyrion is 80% alcohol, more alcohol than tyrion

  • @justanotherdamnerd4434
    @justanotherdamnerd4434 Před 4 lety +931

    So, Tyrion’s basically Rick Sanchez. He drinks, and he knows things.

  • @purrleterian
    @purrleterian Před 5 lety +532

    Go drunk, you are home. Wait...

  • @AkliSa
    @AkliSa Před 7 lety +1312

    next episode
    how high is Rick from Rick and Morty

  • @psyched.shelby5391
    @psyched.shelby5391 Před 7 lety +519

    Tyrion, your home, go drunk.

  • @robingoodfellow5092
    @robingoodfellow5092 Před 5 lety +811

    Five bucks says that THIS is how George R.R. Martin kills Tyrion... Alcohol poisoning.

    • @hannahkrampitz6856
      @hannahkrampitz6856 Před 4 lety +17

      Deathless Cat gimme 5 bucks... man didn’t die

    • @josephcoen6185
      @josephcoen6185 Před 4 lety +10

      Yet

    • @caodogao4327
      @caodogao4327 Před 4 lety +21

      @@cerving20 The show did and Martin didn't had any hand on that.
      The books are what they're refering to.

    • @cosmicriptid
      @cosmicriptid Před 3 lety +4

      Honestly how it's going that might just be it

    • @rattusreads2531
      @rattusreads2531 Před 3 lety +2

      Or at the most Alcoholic Dementia

  • @jessicafoster1196
    @jessicafoster1196 Před 4 lety +110

    "Every breath you draw in my presence annoys me."
    How much do you need to hate someone to say that.

    • @The-Kelp-conservers
      @The-Kelp-conservers Před 4 lety +5

      Umm my math teacher who for redos she made us redo the problem then you had to explain what you did wrong. and as a kid who has ADHD it did not work well

    • @skiffy8121
      @skiffy8121 Před 4 lety +6

      suprisingly....not as much as youd expect, thats a very speciffic amount, if their breathing is only an annoyance then it really isnt true hatred
      edit:"every breath you take only makes me wish for your death" more would be a lot stronger imo

    • @lambai4114
      @lambai4114 Před rokem

      @@The-Kelp-conservers my teacher got folded once by a friend dad cause of this

  • @DavidbarZeus1
    @DavidbarZeus1 Před 7 lety +131

    Here's another theory: Tyrion acted as he did at his wedding in order to get away with his threat to Joffrey. In other words, he's not as drunk as he appears to be

    • @orindark
      @orindark Před 6 lety +11

      I mean that was a flat out obvious thing because he threatens him then acts that way because otherwise he'd lose his head. Not to mention Tyrion makes battleplans when drunk and they dont always go so bad...oh wait....riiight the latest season's...miserable plans....Still cersei consoles her child when shes drunk, Tyrion plans on how to rule a country and lead armies when he's drunk

    • @orindark
      @orindark Před 6 lety

      thanks ^-^ i didnt think of that, must be a genius when drunk idiot when sober XD

  • @relopezgil8
    @relopezgil8 Před 7 lety +612

    Could you do a film theory on if it could be possible for dragons (flying, fire breathing, giant, reptilian dragons) to exist in the real world?

    • @PrudIsDaWay
      @PrudIsDaWay Před 7 lety

      they do exist we call them ufo's,

    • @Spectrum16
      @Spectrum16 Před 7 lety

      Relopezgil MeliMig I think alternate history did a vidon that

    • @zebrom7994
      @zebrom7994 Před 7 lety +3

      Only Meek those people are called furfags

    • @PrudIsDaWay
      @PrudIsDaWay Před 7 lety +9

      Only Meek I've seen grand dragons before they wear sheets and hang people of color. . It's weird, Underneath those sheets they look just like people ... creepy creepy people.

    • @britishjack9931
      @britishjack9931 Před 7 lety +6

      there's a movie called Rein of fire and in it the dragons have hollow bones like birds and inside their bodies produce two gases that are lighter than air and one is what they breath out and the other they can spit out of a hole on the tip of their tongues and when the gases mix they ignite to breath fire.

  • @adellethompson9615
    @adellethompson9615 Před 3 lety +68

    "How drunk is turion Lancaster?"
    The answer is always: rather less than he plans to be

  • @ginnyofnewstone6142
    @ginnyofnewstone6142 Před 5 lety +258

    I can only imagine Matt Patt drunk lol, hed drunkly be singing broadway showtunes and Disney songs. lol

    • @lixy99
      @lixy99 Před 2 lety +3

      Or crying over fnaf lol

    • @unlinedphoton7965
      @unlinedphoton7965 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lixy99 matmat and stephanie actualy dont drink they said so in thier hot ones challenge video on food theory

    • @LeoHKepler
      @LeoHKepler Před 2 lety +2

      @@unlinedphoton7965 that seems about right. I wouldn't have figured he'd drink.

  • @FilmTheory
    @FilmTheory  Před 7 lety +13826

    Tyrion is TheLegend27

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer Před 7 lety +248

    The only question I have is this: Is Tyrion drunk?

  • @cosanostra4229
    @cosanostra4229 Před 4 lety +97

    It's gotta be taken into consideration that podrick, a man 3 times the drawf's size, cannot keep up with his intake.

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 Před 4 lety +11

      True, but alcohol tolerance is a misnomer. The body doesn't process it better, in fact in a lot of "tolerant" people they get drunk faster, bu they become accustomed to the response effect so they don't feel as drunk as they are. That's why BAC is important. Most people don't actually realize how much neurotoxin they downed or how it's affecting them.
      It's actually often a sign of addiction. The body adjusting somewhat to the response and needing more and more to "feel" drunk is no different than any other feeling of addiction that needs bigger and bigger hits for the same response.
      Some instances of ODing happens because if you're not feeling it, you assume you didn't take much, but the laws of physics don't magically change.The amount they took is still in the system.

    • @korl8524
      @korl8524 Před 3 lety

      Shameful from him

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 Před 4 lety +99

    How drunk are you Tyrion?
    Tyrion: yes

  • @LuckyLamoura
    @LuckyLamoura Před 7 lety +396

    drinking contest between tyrion, archer, and rick

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai Před 7 lety +211

    Those last five minutes are going to trigger all of Buzzfeed.

    • @Zau325
      @Zau325 Před 7 lety +19

      Neo Machine and femenists since they just knew that women get drunk faster...

    • @borggus3009
      @borggus3009 Před 7 lety +11

      +rawdeliver *Buzzfeed has a high tolerance to facts
      ftfy

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider Před 7 lety +4

      QUE THE TRIGGERED GAME OF THRONES FANS AND BUZZFEED.

    • @tomm7833
      @tomm7833 Před 7 lety

      BrokensoulRider cue

    • @ShaqNasty557
      @ShaqNasty557 Před 7 lety +1

      Neo Machine Buzz feed? I've been living under a rock so I don't know.

  • @thatidentitythief8962
    @thatidentitythief8962 Před 3 lety +37

    "I drink and I know things" so he's basically ever middle and high school teacher

  • @slippyy6742
    @slippyy6742 Před 5 lety +103

    Tyrion Lannister: I’m a drinker and drinkers must keep drinking.
    MatPat: *hold my non-alcoholic beverage.*

    • @chara_fallen4715
      @chara_fallen4715 Před 3 lety +2

      *Hold my diet coke.*

    • @johnrichardson5599
      @johnrichardson5599 Před 3 lety +1

      @@chara_fallen4715 "Mick Jagger would go like this: 'Diet Coke!' And one would appear in his hand!"
      "If all of us could go, 'Diet Coke!' and one would appear in our hand, we’d do it all day long. Even if you don’t like Diet Coke, you’d just summon ’em so you could chuck ’em at oncoming cars." -John Mulaney

  • @equalitystateofmind5412
    @equalitystateofmind5412 Před 7 lety +276

    GoT is not set on medieval Earth. It's set in an alternate reality where the Age of Knights has lasted thousands of years.

    • @equalitystateofmind5412
      @equalitystateofmind5412 Před 7 lety +54

      There's no reason to believe their wine technology would be remotely analogous to ours, since they're a nationalistic, seafaring civilization that has invented high explosives, but not the cannon.

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 Před 7 lety +12

      Yeah, I like this channel, but there are huge leaps in logic with every video

    • @sadaleks9725
      @sadaleks9725 Před 7 lety +22

      well they are called theories for a reason., and he's using the fact that they used cork screws...

    • @alexanderbloomingdale6677
      @alexanderbloomingdale6677 Před 7 lety +15

      What information would he base a theory on then? I understand your point, but with that reasoning then any theory of GoT, or any other alternate reality, wouldn't be based on anything.

    • @theharrisonryan
      @theharrisonryan Před 7 lety +9

      Fault Official basing a theory on a fantasy world using our worlds history is what makes no sense, if he used it information from Westeros history then it would.

  • @martinssempa5764
    @martinssempa5764 Před 6 lety +673

    I got an ad for beer right before this video

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 Před 4 lety +89

    Tyrion Lanaster: drunk all the time and still wins the Game of Thrones.

  • @KyleTuyi
    @KyleTuyi Před 5 lety +248

    If Robert was drinking wine 3x as strong, wouldn't that make it around 60% alcohol?

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 Před 4 lety +36

      Problem is, it wouldn't be considered a wine anymore at that point. It would have to be distilled, which would make it a brandy.
      The strongest a wine can technically be is around 35-40%
      So if anything, that quote means tyrions wine is only around 13%. Not 22%

    • @yagitoshinori9272
      @yagitoshinori9272 Před 3 lety +7

      His point of reference was modern day wine at about 11%

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 Před 3 lety

      Good old Robert is a champ

    • @samuelmckillop1676
      @samuelmckillop1676 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Erowens98 cersei gave it to him intending for him to die so you never know

    • @Archiebiggs04
      @Archiebiggs04 Před rokem

      @@yagitoshinori9272 nah that'd be 33%

  • @justanotherlazytrashpanda
    @justanotherlazytrashpanda Před 7 lety +224

    Am I the only one that thinks matpat would be a great teacher?

    • @AeridisArt
      @AeridisArt Před 7 lety +4

      Chara the Killer He'd probably be a lot like my high school literature teacher who showed us an episode of South Park in order to teach us about hyperbole.

    • @giggityking6505
      @giggityking6505 Před 7 lety +5

      Maybe he should theorize the following theories.
      -How aerodynamic Dumbo's ears are
      -How much BELI is worth in dollars.
      -Is Dead Rising really a fusion between Kids Next Door weapons and Billy and Mandy zombies?
      -Could Tails the Fox really fly?
      -Is Zoro lying about getting lost all the time?
      -Who is Slenderman?
      -Dr WHO PART 3
      -Is Teen Titans GO really a REBOOT to the original Teen Titans?

    • @subswithoutavideo-bd5yp
      @subswithoutavideo-bd5yp Před 7 lety

      He should be one

    • @christophermoore9647
      @christophermoore9647 Před 7 lety

      Chara the Killer agreed

    • @merilinalu143
      @merilinalu143 Před 7 lety +1

      He would make THE best teacher EVER

  • @aldendomino3523
    @aldendomino3523 Před 7 lety +932

    Those in the metric system... so... every non-american?

    • @shaydorahl6740
      @shaydorahl6740 Před 7 lety +6

      Aiden Domino Go fuck yourself.

    • @ren2070
      @ren2070 Před 7 lety +61

      Darth Shaydo why?

    • @f.g.e.
      @f.g.e. Před 7 lety +57

      Darth Shaydo dude literally only 2 countries don't use the metric system

    • @shaydorahl6740
      @shaydorahl6740 Před 7 lety +11

      F. G. E. Sci. It's a stupid stereotype, I use the metric system even though I'm American, most of us use both systems.

    • @libbybollinger5901
      @libbybollinger5901 Před 7 lety +14

      Darth Shaydo most use the imperial system colloquially and the metric scientifically. And, oc, typically if something happens in a foreign country, we'll remember it in metric

  • @albertgrunnion2228
    @albertgrunnion2228 Před 5 lety +47

    I did the interactive website thing, and let me tell you that I am probably the lamest person ever, because I had one drink of water, played some shuffleboard, got roasted by MatPat because I sucked at his trivia, and then left.

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ Před 2 lety +12

      >Walks up to bar
      >Orders water
      >Plays shuffleboard
      >Sucks at trivia
      >Gets roasted
      >Leaves

  • @carsoncasmirri3874
    @carsoncasmirri3874 Před rokem +9

    In the books it’s described that after killing his father Tyrion drinks himself blind almost every night. It’s also worth pointing out that Tyrion made himself appear more drunk at his wedding because that was the only way he might possibly avoid severe punishment for threatening to geld Joffrey in front of the court.

  • @cadr003
    @cadr003 Před 7 lety +745

    I think this can be explained if we instead assume that he ISNT always drinking FORTIFIED wine.

    • @khaisha3183
      @khaisha3183 Před 7 lety +30

      Lots of conclusion jumping in this one

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 Před 7 lety +27

      I'm only 9 months old, what is fortified wine?

    • @Nate-do2kf
      @Nate-do2kf Před 7 lety +17

      Hugh Janus drink and you'll find out
      you know what they say, "start 'em off young"

    • @diggles2142
      @diggles2142 Před 7 lety +30

      cadr003 right? Also using the top most possibility with capacity of cup based from a single scene then continues to use that number for every drink and continues to round up? Boo
      Also doesn't suggest that Tyrion could be using hyperbole with people about how much he drinks as I suspect.

    • @xavierreichel8254
      @xavierreichel8254 Před 7 lety +3

      Hugh Janus, oh wait I just noticed your username.....
      Ahem.

  • @HDTutorialMann
    @HDTutorialMann Před 7 lety +252

    I was supposed to be playing game of Thrones but this One Guy keeps killing my favourite charackter.

  • @Little_Lotta
    @Little_Lotta Před 4 lety +32

    Tyrion, and even Cersei, still have NOTHING on my man Michael Malloy.

  • @jonnycarcano
    @jonnycarcano Před 6 lety +2

    Do you think Tyrion even calls hangovers hangovers anymore? By this point, he probably just calls it morning.

  • @2da12
    @2da12 Před 7 lety +143

    Next theory : How BADASS is The Hound

    • @user-on6ol8eh5w
      @user-on6ol8eh5w Před 7 lety +12

      Next theory: How badly does Ygritte want into Jon Snow's pants

    • @r.alford3692
      @r.alford3692 Před 7 lety +13

      I hear that her favourite weather is 9 inches of snow...

    • @dbleo_
      @dbleo_ Před 7 lety +1

      Next Theory: How stupid is Cersei?

    • @user-on6ol8eh5w
      @user-on6ol8eh5w Před 7 lety

      Reagon Alford fucking kek'd

    • @Rukdug
      @Rukdug Před 7 lety +2

      If the White Walkers ever make it past the Wall, they will make a goddamn Wight King style General out of his corpse that's how badass he is. Unless of course he's still alive and just hiding out with those monks who claimed to have buried him.

  • @trevorpate121
    @trevorpate121 Před 6 lety +43

    2:02 He's ROARING drunk.
    Tyrion: "I'M A LANNISTER! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!

  • @corylake9956
    @corylake9956 Před 5 lety +24

    I reached .35 and my heart stopped beating and I woke up in a hospital remembering nothing

  • @silverdandylmao
    @silverdandylmao Před 3 lety +4

    I GOT A LIQUOR ADVERTISEMENT DURING THIS VIDEO HAHAHAHA

  • @meitsi
    @meitsi Před 7 lety +373

    Hey MatPat.
    I'm not sure if you've watched Death Note - an amazing anime, but if you have, could you do a theory about the lifespan numbers?
    They appear to be somewhat mysterious and cannot be converted straight to human-time.

  • @anniemz6887
    @anniemz6887 Před 7 lety +357

    We all love game of thrones and shit but it's time for a westworld's theory!

  • @mikekortedijk1658
    @mikekortedijk1658 Před 5 lety +9

    Considering you did an episode on where people would be twice their sizes i thought i’d recalulate this.
    First of all for the messurements, the servings stay the same, at 5 oz per glass of wine,, and Matt’s suggested 22% per servingh. But doubling it since tyrion pours his challice completely to the brim, which sets us up for 10oz per serving.
    Now for Tyrions size, Matt put Tyrion at 100lbs and 4’5 which equals to a bmi of 25.0.
    We’re gonna make that 400lbs at 8’10 since that would also put him at the exact same bmi.
    Now for the conservative amount: 2 hours of drinking 2 servings per half hour would put him at 4 servings of 10 oz which would put him at a total of 40 oz wine at 22%.
    Entering this into a BAC calulator, it came out as 0.135, which is considerably less than Matt’s 0.30.
    The aggressive amount would add up to a serving every 15 minutes for 4 hours long, which would add up to 160 oz of wine at 22%. That would put him at a BAC 0.6.
    Yes i totally did this instead of studying for my maths exam.

  • @nicloren2220
    @nicloren2220 Před 2 lety +2

    i did the simulation and it was such a great job you did ! this is such an important topic, and i really appreciate how you did this collab !

  • @jonathandahlberg437
    @jonathandahlberg437 Před 7 lety +161

    Do a theory on LazyTown. Is Robbie Rotten the true hero? Is Sportacus actually the villain, brainwashing the children of Lazy Town with his healthy food and workouts?

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 Před 7 lety +8

      Jonathan Dahlberg He looks like the villain. But he ain't. And they think most their fans are 6> years old. So did they think we would never catch on to the fact that HE was the villain?

    • @captaincapsaicin1319
      @captaincapsaicin1319 Před 7 lety +6

      Some kids show from several years ago that became a meme.

    • @EmiliLuciaOfficial
      @EmiliLuciaOfficial Před 7 lety

      Jonathan Dahlberg YESSS

    • @chrisstodart1267
      @chrisstodart1267 Před 7 lety +3

      DeltaSpartanGaming especially we are number one

    • @Appalachia_haints
      @Appalachia_haints Před 7 lety +1

      That's why he fears nothing, his master plan has already been carried out.

  • @supernovachaser
    @supernovachaser Před 7 lety +690

    "For those of you on the metric system" oh you mean the rest of the civilized world?

    • @williamliu5188
      @williamliu5188 Před 7 lety +4

      lol

    • @drerob21
      @drerob21 Před 7 lety +6

      This supernova guy is serious about the metric system!

    • @th3highwayman
      @th3highwayman Před 7 lety +10

      While I do agree that the metric system is probably better, you sound really elitist. Damn, son.

    • @YourBoyNobody530
      @YourBoyNobody530 Před 7 lety +15

      Well I'm a teenage American male who is surrounded by idiots his age all day and personally I think everything would be a hell of a lot better if we all used the metric system instead because then we wouldn't have to deal with this kind of bull shit in the first place

    • @ChaoticFeathers
      @ChaoticFeathers Před 7 lety

      Who are you, Thomas Corwin Mendenhall?
      (That felt so good to get out.)

  • @fatallyfatcat5274
    @fatallyfatcat5274 Před 2 lety +5

    Cersei is like my mom. She can drink a whole bottle of wine during a party and you just can't tell she drunk anything.

  • @chibicthulhu4382
    @chibicthulhu4382 Před 3 lety +4

    “Every breath you draw in my presence annoys me.”
    Say what you will about Cersi but that line is gold

  • @aristoyates8209
    @aristoyates8209 Před 7 lety +42

    Hey MatPat,
    I was recently watching Polar Express and I felt there might be more to it than initially meets the eye.
    There was this very mysterious character that appeared to be a crazy hobo, but claimed to be “the King of the North Pole”. It was implied that he was some form of ghost or spirit, and he displayed supernatural abilities, such as appearing and disappearing at will. Now I don’t have a strong idea on his role, he allegedly saves The Conductor from falling off the train and he saves the protagonist from the same fate on screen. This indicates to me, that if he is ghost, this might have been how he died. He seemed very much like stowaway when he was first shown, and The Conductor makes a big point of how important the tickets for the train are, and even goes as far as taking one of the kids outside of the train when they lose their ticket!
    There was also some strange scenes and choices in the movie. For one, there was a somewhat disturbing scene with unattended record players that occurs 55 minutes into the movie. There was also a scene where some elves had to make a decision over whether a child was naughty or not, when their computer systems were saying “naughty”, so they phoned up Santa; however, instead of waiting for him to pick up, they decide to “give the kid a break” and mark them as nice, almost as though they believed Santa would have something different to say. Finally, Santa Clause is portrayed rather strangely. Santa Clause seems very condescending or pompous, and is given an almost Satan-like voice that is not very jolly at all.
    As some final notes, the hobo turned to snow when he hit, or was about to hit, the top of a short tunnel, which may be alluding to a different cause of death.
    Happy Holidays!

    • @glgina6
      @glgina6 Před 7 lety +1

      There's some theories on some of this on the "fan theories" subreddit.

    • @glgina6
      @glgina6 Před 7 lety +3

      One person thinks the hobo is a spirit of winter, which I think is kind of interesting

    • @Shane3253
      @Shane3253 Před 7 lety +3

      Polar Express has always been a mysterious show that clearly has some deeper meaning behind it. I would love to see Mat Pat do a theory on it.

    • @patersonshaw5460
      @patersonshaw5460 Před 7 lety +1

      The title could be "Who is the Homeless Man in Polar Express?" I would say he is by far the most interesting character in this movie.
      I found the movie deceptively simple, and it leaves me questioning so many of the decisions. If it was directed by any one of the many other directors, I may have just blown off many of the decisions as poor choices. I really enjoyed the mood generated by the art and the sound throughout, even the brighter colours seemed dark.
      Not a typical Christmas movie, but a classic.

  • @jesternario
    @jesternario Před 7 lety +172

    Let's face it, the only person that could potentially out-drink Tyrian would be Tony Stark.

    • @theinvisiblegentleman1142
      @theinvisiblegentleman1142 Před 7 lety +16

      jesternario
      Dinklage Vs. Downey, I would pay money to see that!

    • @shlupedalupe2118
      @shlupedalupe2118 Před 7 lety +5

      jesternario what about Rick Sanchez

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage Před 7 lety +3

      Shlupe Dalupe he used to have the strongest working liver, now it has a hole in it.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage Před 7 lety +4

      Shlupe Dalupe he used to have the strongest working liver, now it has a hole in it.

    • @pumbobjay
      @pumbobjay Před 6 lety +1

      Or Jim Lahey.

  • @Norrie_Rugger
    @Norrie_Rugger Před 6 lety +3

    Loving that my home town (Cork, Ireland) gets its picture in the video simply because the English translation is Cork. It's a translation/Anglicanisation of Corcaigh, which means marsh, reference to the river delta drained to build the town.
    It was a merchant town and home to loads of breweries and distilleries mind, so still relevant.

  • @dennis9583
    @dennis9583 Před 3 lety +6

    me: *sees the numbers .30-.35*
    me: HOLY SCHNITZEL!
    everyone else: lol that’s not a lot

    • @Loki_K
      @Loki_K Před 3 lety +1

      Lol I know; when he said 0.85% I literally yelled "holy Fk" so loud I scared my cat who was sleeping next to me

  • @gingerlivesmatter5675
    @gingerlivesmatter5675 Před 7 lety +275

    Haha I opened up my computer and it said, "1 second ago." That deserves top comment... Right?!

  • @peasantlypeasant1986
    @peasantlypeasant1986 Před 7 lety +171

    Im trying to play game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass

  • @massemarboyo8465
    @massemarboyo8465 Před 3 lety +4

    He's drunk... but he's the most sane character through out the series... the irony

  • @jaxd9768
    @jaxd9768 Před 6 lety +21

    Like you pointed out, this show has KNIGHTS. By the sixteenth century, guns, although primitive, had been developed. This is a FANTASY SHOW. That. Would also impact when this takes place. We also don't know whether or not Tyroin is drinking fortified wine or not.

  • @wtblack5
    @wtblack5 Před 7 lety +27

    Plot twist, he's drinking nonalcoholic wine and it's all a placebo...

    • @crunchbite005
      @crunchbite005 Před 7 lety +10

      More like he diluted his own wine as to fool everyone into thinking he was drunker than he really was.

  • @snootbooper-ey4dp
    @snootbooper-ey4dp Před 7 lety +139

    Last night at the bar was quite the trip.... But hey, it was just a simulation, a drinking simulation. Thanks for reading my comment.

  • @itshenry8977
    @itshenry8977 Před 3 lety

    When did we needed this i guess Theory is just about these types of things

  • @bheronz
    @bheronz Před 5 lety +7

    In this show we've had dragons, ice dragons, ice zombies, Prince Charming from Shre- wait.

  • @fish2567
    @fish2567 Před 7 lety +57

    My grandfather was drunk every day until he died

    • @luke6400
      @luke6400 Před 7 lety +1

      Thatcher Brown Srry to hear that mate

    • @fish2567
      @fish2567 Před 7 lety +6

      Luke Huang I never met him he died a year before I was born he died of liver sclerosis

    • @thefaceofawsomeness491
      @thefaceofawsomeness491 Před 7 lety +7

      My great grandfather stayed drunk too, he lived to be 99 though.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr Před 7 lety +3

      So did mine. He slept most of the day and always had a bottle of wine under his bed. He lived to 90.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 Před 6 lety +3

      yup yup! mine drank everyday since he was 14!..then died at 41.. life lol

  • @t00thman
    @t00thman Před 6 lety +19

    I always got the impression their wine was kinda weak, I think I also remember the wildlings mocking the alcohol content of wine

  • @pervysagemkd
    @pervysagemkd Před 4 lety

    After your video about the size and scale of westeros, looks like Tyrion is just half that and all checks out! You are on to something with that!

  • @rogerelliss9829
    @rogerelliss9829 Před 2 lety

    I love it. I saw a wine add during this video!!! Lol

  • @anemptydrawer5927
    @anemptydrawer5927 Před 7 lety +458

    you should do how drunk is rick

  • @nightnim680
    @nightnim680 Před 7 lety +207

    last time i was this late
    who is this person again?

  • @anna-flora999
    @anna-flora999 Před 5 lety +12

    9:10 took me a moment to process that you were talking about percent and not permile..

  • @SoapCkat
    @SoapCkat Před 4 lety

    4:37 so my phone fell to my face And mat started laughing
    Perfect timing

  • @Darklovefly
    @Darklovefly Před 6 lety +26

    That site is pretty rad. Binging your vids and going from little wee MatPat to you're recent stuff, did you ever imagine you'd get to this point? Bill Gates asking you for help to spread awareness on things, getting to interview tv show creators, seeing a real life Master Chief suit in person and explaining it you millions of people? You've come so far Mat, we're all proud of you❤

  • @benwagner5089
    @benwagner5089 Před 7 lety +13

    In both Tyrion and Cersei instances, they were in a bad situation so were drinking more than usual, Tyrion being forced to marry a girl he doesn't love and Cersei expecting not to survive the night (she was on the verge of administering death by poison for herself and her son when her father entered the throne room). They wanted to be blitzed so they wouldn't remember their humiliation, and expected rape by the invaders in Cersei's case. Yet MatPat describes it as their normal amount instead of their drink-to-forget amount. I'd instead compare the two having a typically tense Lannister dinner, where each has 3-4 drinks of fortified wine, so cut the 0.36 to 0.18 instead: way past the limit, but still blearily awake.

  • @laynemartin7914
    @laynemartin7914 Před rokem +1

    I love the detail that westeros wine is red and rich and the description of easos wine as more like Greek wine... I think this needs a refresh to account for him changing continents

  • @LuckyBeerCamper
    @LuckyBeerCamper Před 2 lety

    So I know I'm 5 years late to this video, but I love that the website is still active. I hope that lives on forever.

  • @FireEmber345
    @FireEmber345 Před 7 lety +86

    And I thought Rick had the world's strongest liver

    • @Jemppu
      @Jemppu Před 6 lety +1

      IF that's liquor he's always sipping... and not that brain activity enhancing "pod" liquid.

    • @kleinbottled79
      @kleinbottled79 Před 6 lety

      Crossover episode with Rick and Tyrion drinking heavily and discussing their depressing philosophies when. The universe needs this.

    • @somethingfunny5571
      @somethingfunny5571 Před 5 lety

      He might

  • @gordon1906
    @gordon1906 Před 7 lety +53

    How drunk is Tyrodin? Well it depends on if he is doing placement games.

  • @archivesofthevoid6473
    @archivesofthevoid6473 Před 5 lety

    I like MatPat's theories and creepypasta

  • @RaeDSJ8512
    @RaeDSJ8512 Před 4 lety +1

    The Pippin reference at the end. First of all, LOVE. And second of all...WHICH VIDEO??

    • @allisonbergh4429
      @allisonbergh4429 Před 4 lety

      Rae came here looking for a kindred spirit. Pippin FTW

  • @sonnygreenley2511
    @sonnygreenley2511 Před 7 lety +126

    How can a body that small contain that much liquid, let alone alcohol? He should literally be about to pop.

    • @bryanfeliciano4102
      @bryanfeliciano4102 Před 6 lety +11

      sonny greenley he pisses like a race horse XD

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 Před 6 lety +3

      Maybe half of his body mass is his bladder.

    • @wate4spout578
      @wate4spout578 Před 6 lety

      People don't pop

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 Před 6 lety

      czcams.com/video/wxHlUCl_ejo/video.html this could prove otherwise, Kirkpatrick. :)

    • @wate4spout578
      @wate4spout578 Před 6 lety

      I watched the video but he doesn't say any evidence of popping by alcohol

  • @micahwosilius7046
    @micahwosilius7046 Před 7 lety +27

    Seriously? How drunk is Tyrion's Lannister? Before a Gravity Falls theory? You're off your game MatPat.

    • @Blaineworld
      @Blaineworld Před 7 lety

      Okay you triangle freak. #yolo #i #don't #care #who #you #are #because #i #will #go #by #your #profile #picture

    • @zomgneedarandomname
      @zomgneedarandomname Před 7 lety +2

      This was only to promote another video. I think it's misleading, even if it's for a good thing.

    • @JDragonblade1103
      @JDragonblade1103 Před 7 lety

      Micah Wosilius your face is nice. Ima soos

    • @Kenbobba
      @Kenbobba Před 7 lety

      Maybe cause Game of Thrones is infinitely better than gravity falls, and I fucking love gravity falls

  • @hintonator9008
    @hintonator9008 Před 2 lety

    I know this is an old video but I saw the title and thumbnail and couldn't resist 😂

  • @sweetpotatofries99
    @sweetpotatofries99 Před 4 lety +2

    It's a shame we don't have more data on King Bobby B.

  • @AmabossReally
    @AmabossReally Před 7 lety +47

    In the end, it's not Jon Snow or Kaleesi that will rule Westeros but Legend27

  • @StephTheory
    @StephTheory Před 7 lety +66

    the To Do List says make a theory for Gravity Falls! Do a theory for Gravity Falls!

    • @zayne1927
      @zayne1927 Před 7 lety

      thanks

    • @meadowgreene
      @meadowgreene Před 7 lety +3

      DougoftheRatMen I know they talking about doing one a while ago, perhaps they're still collecting data. It's a pretty intense show for theories.

    • @StephTheory
      @StephTheory Před 7 lety

      what do you think it will be about?

    • @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999
      @MrAaaaazzzzz00009999 Před 7 lety

      But Gravity Falls ended?

    • @rosetaylor9180
      @rosetaylor9180 Před 7 lety

      So did breaking bad but there's still an amazing theory video about it. x3

  • @Dr.STorch
    @Dr.STorch Před rokem

    I had time for one video before going to school and I chose this over the Jon Snow video... and I was not disappointed

  • @huniccc2009
    @huniccc2009 Před 5 lety +5

    Mom:what are you watching?
    Me: **says nervously** *Oh nOThiNg*

  • @NinjaAdorable
    @NinjaAdorable Před 7 lety +55

    The drinking shown is in extreme cases...... Tyrion did not want to consummate his wedding, since he was with Shaey and he considered Sansa a child, and also thought being forced to be with him was bad enough; thats why he was soooo drunk.............
    Cersei is drunk in that scene coz she was pretty much expecting the defences to fail and had ordered Illyn Payne to kill everyone once it happens; as it would be better than being taken trophy and raped.
    It is true that once his life started spiralling down Tyrion is shown to have taken to drinking; but it was not such a strong habit before, say Joeffrey's wedding.

    • @Blaineworld
      @Blaineworld Před 7 lety +1

      Yeah that's what Matpat said.

    • @SinerAthin
      @SinerAthin Před 7 lety +1

      Yeah, Sansa's situation would be enough to turn off any decent guy
      That wedding sucked!
      (though it was not the worst, lol)

    • @themajipoorchronicles7541
      @themajipoorchronicles7541 Před 7 lety

      Bet if he were told to marry Danaerys, he'd stay sober.
      Jon doesn't drink much, but he's as whiny and grumpy as a drunk.
      Cersei drinks as she plots. Don't remember her drinking merely to drown the grief and anger.
      I wonder if the dragons would explode if they were given concentrated alcohol.

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 Před 7 lety +51

    We should get a Sherlock theory :)

  • @mariahfetch
    @mariahfetch Před 3 lety

    Checked out the drinking thing, very cool!

  • @vaciuxfox435
    @vaciuxfox435 Před 2 lety +1

    Episode idea:
    Just how crazy is MatPat?

  • @xxDianaxx33441
    @xxDianaxx33441 Před 7 lety +60

    WE NEED GRAVITY FALLS THEORY

  • @1999Dman1
    @1999Dman1 Před 7 lety +36

    I'm supposed to be playing Game of War but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

  • @sgt.wolfenstein0818
    @sgt.wolfenstein0818 Před 4 lety +1

    I have never been so sad as when i took that shot before heading out and i spotted Door Man Mat looking incredibly disappointed in me.

  • @noirtresnoir2899
    @noirtresnoir2899 Před 6 lety

    How have I existed not knowing about this CZcams channel?

  • @zackari
    @zackari Před 7 lety +100

    i think the alcoholics are laughing at this video.

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable Před 7 lety +2

      bearripper what while they drink fosters or Carling aka. pisswater

    • @Leuchtende2
      @Leuchtende2 Před 6 lety +5

      Nah. while we drink a fifth of vodka just to get social and end up drinking another bottle or two at the party

    • @kacperwoch4368
      @kacperwoch4368 Před 6 lety

      Sure he hasn't been to Poland. 1.4% are not that uncommon in the Polish news.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content

    • @deiii_mos
      @deiii_mos Před 6 lety

      Kacper Włoch He probably hasn't been in any Slavic country, because us Slavs know how to do two things best: fucking everything up and handling our liquor.

  • @toasterlord9175
    @toasterlord9175 Před 7 lety +101

    Doesn't matter how drunk is he,he aint as drunk as me
    ayyy
    ...
    I'm an alcoholic

    • @andieeve
      @andieeve Před 7 lety

      Toaster Lord so is my mum, haha! Please kill me, haha!

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard Před 7 lety

      Toaster Lord I am a an alcoholic? Doesn't make much sense.

    • @toasterlord9175
      @toasterlord9175 Před 7 lety

      Fiona McCann Accident

    • @amorembalming
      @amorembalming Před 7 lety

      Fiona McCann drunk I suppose

    • @toasterlord9175
      @toasterlord9175 Před 7 lety

      But no joke,I got so drunk one time I legit didn't know my name,I also passed out and woke up the other morning STILL drunk as hell

  • @rednekninja3411
    @rednekninja3411 Před 3 lety

    This is the best possible theory for this show lmao