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I'll be honest, I love bragging about my parents. My dad is a chief firefighter and my mom recently graduated university with amazing grades. I am really proud of them both!
That's so wholesome, as a stranger, I am also very proud of both of them!! And in you!! For being such a loving child, they should be proud to have such a sweet child 💜
I have no idea what this has to do with the video, but congratulations!! Lol
@@gpettus9508 There was one meme that was about how they were gonna mock their dad by talking about how successful the other dads are. It reminded me of how proud I am of my parents.
Oh yeah, I also have cool parents that are fun to brag about! My mom is a book binder and can breathe fire, and my dad is a great artist that has made 2 coloring books that are for sale :>
@@gubjorgm.2259 Yeah I know now, I just hadn’t gotten to that part in the video yet.
If I ever get thrown off a building, my last words will be 'YAAAAAY'
"Do a flip!"
You have to get a permit before getting thrown off a building. Or else you will get disciplinary action agaisnt you
mine will be "YEEEEEEET"
why is this me
"shhhh, disclaimer"
9:24 as a girl I would like to say I would 100% slap my best friend for that much money. They would be furious if I didn’t. Of course I would also give them half the money for the trouble.
Yeah those girls vs boys memes are wild lmao, let’s be real the vast majority of any damn gender would fucking deck their best friend for that kind of money. The moral part is whether they’d split the money or not!
You could slap them lightly no painand they would understand
It never said you had to slap them hard.
Slap your friend then they slap you. Make things completely even.
He can slap me back, now we both have money, and we're even.
“You must fight everyone you’ve had the naughty with how screwed are you?”
A good amount of people: oh.. oh no
(Most) Asexuals: you see.. I’m not fucked, as I have never been, and I haven’t lost my virginity cause I never loose *finger guns*
I never loose
I'm no godamn loser so imma keep this v card close
Also a good amount of people: 🥵 'prepares lube'
Not at all. 🍒 and just watching the chaos u fold.
I’m not asexual but I’d still be relatively ok!
The "half a gummy vs 2 gummies -- investing!" thing was actually a variation on some actual social-psychological research; child subjects were told they could have a cookie, or, if they left the cookie where it was they'd be given two cookies later. It was framed as testing self-control and ability to delay gratification, and much was made of different rates in different populations...until it was pointed out that it's also a measure of trust in authority, and that the kids who took the original cookie were often the ones who, based on personal experience, had zero faith that the adults who promised them more cookies would actually follow through.
Oh...
Yep, also poverty was a major factor, kids growing up in poor households were more likely to take one cookie because they know there's no guarantee of any cookies later
Oh I never saw that interpretation of the study, that is such a good point! Did they delve into that trust in authority any deeper, do you know? If I remember the name of it I gotta look it up myself
@@petloverspy I think there's quite a bit of references to studies on Wikipedia page for the experiment, called Stanford marschmallow experiment
The way I heard it, it was marshmallows, but yeah, it’s a cool study to think about
I smell illegally nice? Oh shit, he discovered I have a meth lab
Swap your meth with someone else's. If the cops can't prove it's yours, they can't do anything!
that smells bad
Heisenberg: We got to move our Meth lab Jessie
Jessie: Yooo Mr. White
Does meth smell nice?
@@j-bob_oreo I was about to ask. meth labs smell rather horrible, don't they..?
I'm glad Bee actually got on camera like she wanted to.
Clicky's editor: To bee... or not to bee? 🐝 🤔
25:30 This was actually addressed in _Bambi II_ (albeit in a G-rated way), when Bambi hears a voice that sounds like his mum saying "I'm here!" only to nearly get killed by a pack of hunting dogs.
Interesting fact: according to the legend, Easter bunnies are actually birds inside.
The holiday was originally dedicated to Eostre, the goddess of spring. She was said to have a hare's head but a human body. They say that one day, she saved a bird from sure death and then turned it into a hare/rabbit (I don't remember which one exactly). The bird was so thankful that it continued to lay eggs even in its new form and then presented them to the goddess.
Thank you for the interesting fact!
So that Hop film wasn’t completely crazy?
Wasn’t it proven to be an absolutely made up goddess with no other mentions in any mythology/ history?
Or am I thinking of another spring / Easter goddess?
@@Jo-er6tw hmm, I don't know, tbh 🤔 But I have read about her just recently - while preparing texts about Easter for my students last week. All three of them mentioned this goddess at least in some form.
@@missnaomi613 you're welcome 😊 Thank you for reading!
LMAO "SonBlock"... Goes right in the file with Carlin's famous birth control brands "EmbryNo", "PregNot", "MomBomb" and the one that only works sometimes, "BabyMaybe"!
That combined burn at 11:33 that unites the races was just a pleasure to see, from the start to the glorious punch line.
combating racism with sexism?
@@jenm1 No? It's just a targeted burn against a specific overconfident racist individual. There's nothing preventing the situation being the same with the genders swapped, so not sexism.
@@Runegrem I always feel bad about that meme. Because that girl in the image attached to the meme actually has nothing to do with the original tweet. Someone just saw her photo and thought she was unattractive enough to fit the meme. Poor girl just trying take a cute photo and now she’s a meme about being ultra racist and called a pig 😭😭😭
At this point, Click's Dad jokes are so frequent he's leveled up as a dad without being one.
Consider this a PSA - if someone tricks you into sending them money with Cash App, that money's pretty much gone. Contacting your bank will generally accomplish nothing, because the transaction was between you and Cash App, and Cash App technically did exactly what you asked them to do. At best, the bank may decide that giving you the 20 bucks out of their own pockets is less hassle than actually looking into your dispute, but that's a longshot. In short, be careful with money transfer apps, and only use them if you trust the other party.
And always double check everything!
Various apps like Cash App, Venmo, and even Zelle are considered to be like sending via Western Union. There's no security to recover money you give away.
and always, always read the message on screen.
that's not entierly true. asking for help got me banned from cash app.
I had the video paused for like 20 minutes. When I unpaused it, I had forgotten the context entirely, and the first thing said was "if my wedding doesnt have a bunch of ostriches, I'm gonna sue someone."
Love that for you
One day, that will be on his headstone.
That's amazing.
We all know Click's jokes aren't extremely funny, but watching him laugh about it and be happy always makes me smile even if the original joke wasn't funny
9:35 fun fact, the reason olive oil and other vegetable oils are still used today is that they were super useful in Ancient Greece where you could use it as cooking, producing cosmetics and medicine, and it could be used as a gay lubricant
Really?
@@matthewboire6843 idk I posted that a year ago
@@theorderofthepurplephoenix3321 oh ok
Okay... The video hasn't even started and I'm laughing uncontrollably.
Just before Click said "You smell unbelievably nice."... I farted...
He knew
The Click sees you, THE CLICK SEES EVERYTHING.
He knew...
i messed with the 777 now fight me, you arent even a zororak yet, pathetic
@@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th ..... everything?
To be fair, there's more than one serial killer out there who got their victims through catfishing.
Any idea how they pull it off? Asking for a friend
@{・Øllie and Årthur Çlips・} Saw that one too , by Stanzi lol. That was a fun one.
Any idea if they get caught easily? Asking for a friend
10:08 honestly the fact that my mom's bs parental controls on my phone (note that i paid for it not her) blocked me from looking this up tells me all i really need to know despite still being VERY curious as to its meaning
It's a sex position
Easter was originally a fertility holiday as a celebration of Ishtar (a Babylonian fertility goddess) her symbols were and still are the bunny (because they breed like crazy) and the egg (new life). I think it’s hilarious that Christian’s still use the bunny and eggs/chicks. (Not religious at all but I love hearing about the origins of holidays that Christianity butchered) 14:52
The children reading thing reminds me of something amazing that happened when I went to see Sonic 2 in theatres. The little title card came up, and a father behind me whispered to his daughter "Look, the title's there, it says Sonic The Hedgehog 2!" to which his daughter replied haughtily "I'm 4, Dad..." like she was so annoyed with him. With a tone like "I can read, yeesh..."
On the topic of mating calls, I'm gonna hit you with a sad story:
So the Kaua'i 'o'o is a now extinct species of birds from Hawai'i. The last recording of one was from the 1980s, when a researcher recorded the mating call of the last male bird. When he played back the recording for himself, the bird flew straight to him, believing it was call from another bird. This 'o'o, the last of his species, yearned so much just to meet another of his kind, only to find a human with an audio recorder.
Edit: wanted to make sure the name is right
my heart is just.. broken.
this actually kind of physically hurts-
I kind of hope that researcher adopted that bird and made sure that he was cared for and loved for the rest of his life.
Damn......
Me on the outside: That’s so tragic, someone should adapt that into a play or something
Me on the inside: Kawaii o///o
IM FUCKING SOBBING WHAT
13:20 OP punishes the customer for saying "bro", but calls him "dude".
6:38 Rasputin is about to become a disco song
Mark in plaid looks like a handsome version of my maths teacher. Except he doesn't make homophobic jokes and actually stays on subject, instead of trailing off and talking about how his dog ate his book
I also realized that his shirt isn't white-blue, it's yellow-blue, very nice. I love how subtle it is, and I'd expect nothing less from you.
Click used to be a math teacher actually
@@charlie8779 I know and I wish he would teach me. My current one, as you could guess, is not very good. When he occasionally explains maths in his videos I learn more than my current teacher ever teached me.
Your math teacher. Well did he give you top Marks?
It _used_ to be blue and white
WHAT
"You smell illegally nice"
Me who literally just took a shower and applied Old Spice: 👀
Me who hasn't showered in 2 days and yesterday used one of those spray deodorants that if they have not been washed off in 24 hours start to make you smell more intense. I can't well watch the videos in the shower and I had a choice to make.
@@OmniscientWarrior Take a shower :
You know, the only man I ever knew to wear Old Spice, was my father. He'd be 97 if he was still around today. Good to know Old Spice is still in bathrooms and still being appreciated.
I just realized how many products in my bathroom cabinet have Old Spice logos on them.
Thinking about it, an Old Spice commercial could easily go in that direction, and it wouldn't seem odd at all.
19:57
No, that is not a dog, that is the freaking Keymaster.
9:12
Fun fact: in 2021, DC released a series of books under the title "Future State" which shows a possible future. In this possible future Batman is not Bruce Wayne but rather Jace Fox, a black character.
His mask covered all of his face.
Literally made me day watching Click chase a little bee out of the room 😭💛 unexpectedly wholesome hidden inside the sin
I can't get how an bee or wasp can find its way in through a half-inch gap in a window but can't find its way out through a wide-open door.
@@franl155 It knows what it wants, like those wasps who followed me down the Rhine river.
I agree
Just by reading the title I know that the video will hilariously bad!
He really is super wholesome despite the cursed exterior. His discord etc are stricter than most and hilariously he couldn't even get through the vampire girl post from last video that even ot managed without too much difficulty
I literally barely watch this guy, got out of the shower, clicked on this, and he said I smell illegally nice....
THE LINE BETWEEN SIMULATION AND REALITY BECOMES BLURRED
16:00 this reminded me of a post I saw a while back which was basically just
"What if sloths decided to unleash all the energy they conserved?"
I feel like every Click video is just a documentation of how the Click is slowly being driven mad by cringe memes and the fact that he is most definitely not a furry.
What a legendary quote! "Imagine being a potato"
He's a funny and really nice man. Met him once.
GladOS agrees
Absolutely. One of my favorite quotes from him was when he was Capcom for Apollo 11, "Tranquility, we copy you on the ground. You got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. We're breathing again thanks a lot!"
When I was a kid I always imagined the easter bunny as an adult man in a bunny costume that breaks into your house to give you candy. It seemed so magical then, now I wonder my sanity.
It's alright. Santa is basically a reverse home invader.
15:47 then the lake runs away!/j
I loved the little head bop from the deer as it walked off camera in the clip from 4:20
The fact that he had headphones on a cowboy hat made me laugh lmao
When you're filming for CZcams at 4 but have a rodeo to perform at 5
@@shinymainespoon XDD
The "Tell them tha cows sent ya" sign is an ad from the American chicken sandwich chain called "Chick- Fil-A" (The cows recommend eating there because t's NOT a burger chain.) What makes the co-location with the "heaven or hell" religious sign is because "Chick -Fil- A"'s owners are well known to be devout Christians. It has nothing to do with PETA.😊
5:58 = “WHOEVER DID THAT “IS A LEGEND”………
Watching the Click ushering a bumblebee out of the recording area is the best thing I've done today 🐝
No one:
The click: “I’m a good boy”
The click not even three seconds later: “I’m a bad boy”
He's so good at being bad. 😉
No, he said "I *was* a good boy."
The tense matters.
@@alchemysaga3745 true true
... Sexualy.
Click being nice to a bumble bee in his office is the serotonin I needed :) ❤️
I replayed it so many times 🥰🤣
"Cease!" 🐝
I wonder if he or OT averages out to being more wholesome.
... Sexualy.
28:07 saying "I'm not screwed at all" has two meanings and in this context both are correct
Honestly, Cliccy saving the Bumblebee was the best thing I've seen today
How to introduce yourself to the audience before you're onstage:
YAAAÆÆEEÈĘ
This also works well as an award-acceptance speech and a response to "how are you"
@@shinymainespoon I'm convinced it does!
best is to do this like cliccykitty by going from one side to the other side with hands up high while this introduction :D
@@kerryraven229 yesss
I think I've realized where the monopoly guy's imaginary monocle came from. Mr. Peanut from Planters has one, and they wear the same hat.
Good point. I was thinking it was from Ace Ventura.
3:47 Well, he won't be shooting webs out of his hands...
1:35 that's just a cat
Question: You know in the beginning where Click says “You smell amazing. Especially you…(insert name here). Who knows that they’re never gonna get their name said?
):
My peculiar nonexistent name Lumia shall never be said
Me, my name is not particularly common
My name is Melike.
Mine is too damn difficult to even pronounce 😀
the easter bunny is definatly a deamon that craps out larva eggs that you willingly consume so it can hatch more of its kind, and thats how furrys are made
Easter bunny is just an excuse for your parents to be furies outside once a year
impressive theory.
you've just given me one *hell* of a demon concept for my fantasy book series (if I get it finished)
can I use it?
Nah, they don't hatch, they just dissolve and convert the host directly
Stop. Right. There.
Why do I like this idea so much
19:32 now do it with cassowaries...
Ok, what do they do? Who will they kill? I know they will do something bad because of how you said it.
25:15 isn't that just the 'hot chick's in your area want you' ads but for animals and irl?
Fun fact: the easter bunny is actually the symbol for the original pagan festival called Eostre, named after the fertility goddess, and is portrayed as a rabbit since rabbits are known to be one of the fastest-breeding animals. Similarly, easter eggs are symbolic of the ovaries and childbirth. Additionally, the reason for giving people chocolate is because it is an aphrodisiac, aka it makes you horny.
Basically everyone is celebrating a holiday about fucking without knowing it XD
I remember getting taught when I was little that these were the easter symbols because of fertility and whatnot. I always wondered how that related to Christ being crucified and revived thought.
@@gabrielabatista6016 It's ironic considering Jesus was supposedly a virgin birth, and yet the holiday associated with him is about sex XD
@@eldritchchaos2663 right? Gotta love all the ironies and contradiction.
Christianity in europe is really something of a magpie when it comes to stealing and keeping random bits of traditions and symbolism from the various pagan faiths it replaced. It's almost like the first missionaries said, "look, if you join us you can keep all all your favorite festivals to your old gods, plus gain forgiveness for your sins as long as you give our church donations."
@@gabrielabatista6016 about as far as i got was “the stone keeping his tomb closed was egg shaped”
It feels genuinely good to hear a compliment like, you smell absolutelly fine today. It comes out as jokes sometimes, but after a hard day or week, it just hits the best spots ever possible. Love you, Click.
... Sexualy.
24:46 I love that Leona's parent was committed to giving her the dead Mufasa cake for her birthday, regardless of what anyone else thought.
The longer I look at it the more sad Mufasa looks to have left his son behind with Simba looking on, scanning for his dad, not realising yet that he is gone. The artist truly committed to honouring the mood of the scene and bringing the full weight of the tragedy to the audience to do it justice, and I just can't stop cackling at the juxtaposition of this with a 3 year old kid's motivations to eat more cake on their birthday. 😂
17:41
I... Don't think he noticed he didn't have a hand
Cuz he just made 2 Bald jokes and didn't even acknowledge it
Click: People are causing me of being a furry.
Me: Everyone knows stop denying it.
?
Think he meant accusing not causing
@@demiroast9515 either that or we caused him to become a furry
@@demiroast9515 Thank you for your service. I think we're in some bone apple tea territory here.
j'accuse
"You smell illegal. . ."
Me who always smells like weed: oh. K.
Damn, my feet are really far away... huh, you say something?
14:50 The Easter Bunny is just Jesus's fursona.
5:50 I feel really sorry for him. Just because he does furry themed videos doesn't mean he is 1, he's just making fun of it. Even if he really was a furry I wouldn't care.
23:42 at this point I am pretty sure Click is a secretly father and my reason is he is too natural for dad jokes
I am good at dad jokes and yet I’m 16
Dude, how do you manage to always upload EXACTLY when i'm looking for something to watch with my food??? You're a damn lifesaver!
Click is truly magic
He did confess to be Satan
But he's so funny, it's a little dangerous to watch him while eating...
@@missnaomi613 worth it 💯%
“I feel like furries have such a huge power level that they’re not to be trifled with” -TheRussianBadger
27:03 Started reading comments and adding this to the end. It was hilarious, sexually.
This just in: The Easter Bunny is in fact a chicken in it's furry-costume. 😂
cowboy click is something i never knew i needed in my life
yeehaw
24:59 I can explain this one. Snow Golems are designed with the concept of protecting the player by facing threats deemed bigger than the player can handle (i.e. skeletons, creepers, and zombies). However, Wither skeletons automatically engage the Snow Golem's attention because it is both a larger threat to the player and more powerful than the average skeleton, thus a Snow Golem will select the higher threat regarding mob attacks.
12:50 That’s how my partner and I started talking. First we liked each others pictures, then we kept poking eachother om FB. Then he sent me a message saying “amanda, now I have a name” I replied saying “Corey, now I have a name” he said “I wear a name tag” I said “I never noticed.” Because he worked at Walmart and he was just sooo cute I always forgot to look at his name tag. He also made me nervous. I used to run away from him when he tried to talk to me. Now we’ve been together for 9 years!!
25:00 Snowman is shooting wither skeleton because golems and snow golems are programmed to attack mobs that do more damage
Ohhh
The day we celebrate as Easter was actually a repurposed pagan feast day for the Germanic goddess Ēostre, who was a goddess that represented both spring and fertility. The animals that were most associated with her were hares and rabbits. The Easter Bunny is just a remnant of the holiday's pagan roots
Sounds like Satan to me
@@dantereinhardt6911 that would be the Catholic Churches take. Or just some modern Christians.
I thought her name was Ishtar
@@latiaslatios7766 Ishtar is Mesopotamian, not Germanic. Different region and time period, though it's not impossible for the two to be connected. Both ancient and modern religions tend to borrow from other religions. Since Christianity was outlawed early in it's history, quite a few of it's older religious holidays fell on established Roman holidays. And there was a period where, after it was an established religion, it borrowed religious figures and holidays from pagan religions in an attempt to convert them.
"Eostre - *snip* - goddess of spring and fertility - *alotta snipping* -"
Don't tell me the word "estrus" originated from her name. For some weird reason, I feel like it should be more complicated than that, despite many words having similar origins...
Yeah, it's probably a safe bet for me NOT to trust my feelings, anymore.
19:45 in the near future you can’t
19:52 - as a British citizen, I encourage you to do more of this.
Well that aged well
21:48 Is that Mount Fuji you're holding or are you just happy to see me?
I needed some wholesome Swedish dude today. I had a rather nasty run in with a Swedish young man last night online, 24 years old and the 100% embodyment of a bigoted boomer!
Also the Easter Rabbit is literally a Pagan fertility symbol.
Oof, sorry that you had to deal with that dumb-dumb. I hope he didn't say anything too nasty. Though Sweden been wild since Easter with the riots and shit.
So you said “are trees real?” And man do I have something that might mess with your head. Some “trees” are more closely related to broccoli than they are to other trees. I can’t explain it super well, but I definitely suggest looking it up
18:08 For a second I thought it was saying that the voices were being quiet, legit took me a second after Click said it was a naughty joke to get it.
13:03 This is the Mandela Effect, a phenomenon where something you thought was always there actually isn't there.
It's not spelt "Kit-Kat", its "Kit Kat", it was never hyphenated.
25:25 that person clearly missed the opportunity to write "who's gonna frick this moossy"
Watching Clicks videos with just the sound is a whole roller coaster of emotions
6:10
YOU MISSED THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO EITHER MAKE A REFERENCE TO “BAD”
Since I'm currently convalescing from hilariously wrecking my ankle, this is a very welcome house call from Dr. Click ☺️
Had to look up convalescing. Here's hoping for a quick heal
How did you hilariously wreck it?
I fell while wearing giant heels. In the process of falling, I yeeted the keys that were in my hand. Wasn't sure where they went because I, you know, had other priorities. Took my hubby a while to locate them. Then, as he was helping me outside, the adrenaline wore off, or something, and I unloaded the entire contents of my stomach off the balcony of my apartment. Good times.
@@Kimthulu you know, you're allowed to laugh at the situation, I am not going to :) what a day you've had. Hope your ankle heals soon.
@@Kimthulu oy, feel better soon!
Click: *sees hellhound* "Puppy!" I now fully expect to see this dog next time Click goes to the wilderness for some satan worshipping. 😈
Looks like it could bite a tank in half...and yet it did the darling lil' head cocking gesture. 🐶
12:36 look at that clickity bicep
Sorry, Mark. No ostriches for our wedding. I already ordered the ducks.
Well Click. The easter bunny is indeed Satan. With out his usual goat furr suit! So calling someone a " fluffy bunny" actually means that they are METAL a.f. ...right?
23:30 now he has to leaf.
17:08 I hate and love this at the same time. My parents told me when I was 8 that I can't compare them to other kids parents. When I was 15 they made a great mistake. They tried to copare me to another kid: my cousin. And I told them to "not compare me to other parents kids, or I start to compare them to my cousins parents" They tried to get an excuse. I simply replied "Well, I don't see my cousins parents without a diploma. Or a drinking problem..." (We were at my uncles place, so she couldn't even complain) My mom learnt her lesson lol
24:45 = “ONLY 3”? “O; BOY”
This click guy is pretty funny, he should think about making a CZcams channel
He could Livestream making fursuits since he's so clearly deep in the community.
... Sexualy.
gotta love how in each video, clicks channel just gets more chaotic
why fight entropy when you can embrace it?🖤
The adding sexually to the end of sentences is actually something i just do in my day to day life already. You get, very mixed responses. I always leave a long gap, so if they start answering the initial question i wait for them to finish and add "I meant sexually".
Surprised im not on a list
Love your videos, they allways perk me up when i am feeling down.
4:10 - "That's like trauma in a nice little neet package, yum - Oh here's a video let's see!"
8:15 that technology is actually around since 1990's. A company called iSmell developed this tech for computers, designed an actual social media website where you can send various smells and even make and send your own smell to other people. I think you can guess why this technology never took off.
I can smell my computer but I think that’s because the fan’s broken
26:12 Weirdly enough, I have found like 3 doppelgangers of me (Including a girl that could pass as my twin, but we were not related at all )
Thought of a few things for 26:42: "Hi, welcome to McDonald's; how may I help you, sexually?", "We have to operate on the patient, sexually.", "I know how to do CPR, sexually."
*cpr song starts playing, you know the one*
3:50 Spider-Man: I Left my Pants at Home
Made me happy to see an upload on a sad day, thank you Click!!!
Click dating the bumblebee later is the most wholesome picture I could have in my head rn
This made my day
18:00 for those who don't know, the guy on the bottom is actually James Hetfield from Metallica