Guard logic in games
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- čas přidán 24. 11. 2023
- Compilation of guards being weird in games
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15:11 the "You there! FUCK YOU!" line is one of my favourite lines by VLDL. Rowan's delivery just makes it perfect.
_I will find you... The _*_real_*_ you..._
That line. Imagine hearing *that* line in your RPG...
I need that two to three second sound clip for a ring tone...
That line kills me every time
What is his username a refence to? I think they changed it as well during the skit.
@@jarrod752 that's the start of an amazing horror movie right there
“For the PEACE OF THE KINGDOM!” Proceeds to not keep the peace
Politicians in a nutshell
For the king!
"For the piece of the kingdom!" Maybe...
For the King and Country!!!
For the Alliance!!
"I will find you. The REAL you".
I love how deliciously creepy that line is. 😅
I would be scared if a NPC said that one day. More so if it not a line in code. (Would be a good joke to randomly put it in an update then remove it on a deferent update)
Wow ok calm down satan
@@gergernzero6904Games with an advanced AI like Chat GPT could probably say something like that.
I think it would be cool to put this in a game one day... Maybe like cyberpunk 2077 or some futuristic looking game like that 😂😂😂
Liam Neeson was playing that day.
Greg is the only NPC that sees and knows stuff, yet still does whatever the game system tells him to do. Such life is a hell.
So don't be that way.
I think thry should have him break free at this point like Guy from Free Guy
"Are you enjoying this?"
Wow, that one actually creeped me out. Great acting! Superb!
It provoked defiance in me. “Go on then, tell me my real name and how you plan to get into my world, otherwise I’ll resurrect your friends and use a weak fire spell to slowly burn them, over and over. And then you’ll be next.” Because 8/10 times I’m playing a mage build.
And in games like Skyrim where you can mix things up, even my warrior characters are more like Paladins with healing magic included. And destruction magic so I can fling spells at them pesky dragons.
"I wish us guards were as strong as you!"
+blasts him into the astral plains+
This is so true in so many games :)
I remember when EverQuest first came out. The guards and NPCs were a bit above the average level of the players in whatever area. This was fine for a day or two. Then players realized they could go back to lower level areas and slaughter all the NPCs and deny access for the new players. So the guards got bumped up a little, but this didn't completely solve the problem, so they bumped them up again. Fast forward a few years... and players would drag world bosses into newbie zones so that the guards would help kill the dragon or whatever. The eventual fix for _that_ problem was creating an exclusion zone for the world bosses.. in other words, as long as the world bosses were inside "their" area, everything was fine. If you pulled a world-boss out, it would warp back to the start and fully reset to full health. What happened next? One guild would get the 'tag' on the world boss before a rival guild could arrive. The rival guild would put all their effort into getting the aggro, then would drag it to the exclusion zone.. The boss would teleport back to its area, reset, and the rival guild would "tag" it and take over.
@@kittenisageek What a strategy hahaha
@@kittenisageek reminds me of the aids plague in WOW.
Lol, never under estimate the creativity of the players.
Can't wait for the shot with real-life Ben waking up in his bed with guard Rowan standing over him. "I found you."
I want to see that too 😂😂😂
And have Guard Rowan electronically glitch just a bit now and then, and yet is still able to put his sword in real-life Ben .... 😳
@@TexJester-no8th. Which sword?
With that face I needed to ask
Id love it if an RPG was filled with creepy little fourth wall breaks at different points like at 12:25. But it being a very rare occurance, and there being such a large pool of examples to choose from that no two are exactly the same.
Then you can have conversations with friends like "dude, on the forest mission, one guard threatened to find out where i lived" and no one will believe you
That would be hilarious
how he looked at him and said "the real YOU" was legit chilling
Bards Tale is a classic if you want 4th wall and meta humor
reminded me westworld
If only i had the skill and money to make a mmorpg i wuold love to make hineywood a real game
Holy god, Rowan's "Are you enjoying yourself?" monologue was lowkey chilling. Liam Neeson couldn't have delivered that better.
I love how he manages to make that perfect NPC voice consistently
I was about to comment the same. Soo consistent, I love it... *chef's kiss*
Exactly, the catchphrases are as accurate as if someone recorded them and then played them over and over. Wait a minute....
@@SuperCrabCraft yeah I like how Brett can make the same sound too 3:42 :p
There's a player character named "The Wind" out there with a really high bounty.
12:25 the fact that rowan is the only guard that have consciousness but still pretending makes it even better
I wouldn't imagine being a guard and having to deal with the wind all day!
Fancy seeing you here!
@@CaptainC0OLfor the peace of the kingdom!
@@emmasomers6241for the alliance
@@delanovanraalte3646For the king!
I reckon it's all the garlic giving them that much wind.
"you there, f you" is the greatest line in this series of skits. Absolute gold. To be clear the rest of it was great as well.
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@@maciejp7829 15:12
@@ku8721 thanks
the trope of npc guards having insane hp and dmg, like 1million dmg
@@ku8721 You there, thank you! 😁
The one where everyone turns into a guard is hilarious. Rowan just yelling " For the alliance" in 10 different ways
0:50 poor Greg. To be a sentient NPC forced to bear witness to and obey video game logic.
The levelled up guard delivering his line rapidly mid-canter at 10:40 will never fail to get me 🤣
4:06 Greg's easy promotion from Garlic Farmer to Garlic Guard.
Garlic reserves are important in times when vampires threaten!
Greg, becoming a guard: PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW
Really reminds me of how much I like Alan's faces while he's just in the background watching unhinged stuff happen
Imagine an endless loop of guard on guard violence when a guard sees another guard kill an adventurer with the whole “murder is a crime punishable by death!”
So guard #1 kills the adventurer, guard #2 sees this and kills guard #1, guard #1 respawns and sees his own corpse and goes "murder is a crime punishable by death!", guard #1 kills guard #2. Then swap roles, that would be really funny
That would be amazing😂
The sad one, where Greg knows exactly what's about to happen. The creepy one, with the 4th wall break. The funny one, all of them.
I like when he says "There's someone prowlin' 'round here."
Especially when this is triggered by a duck landing on the water 😄
the slight fourth wall break with his monologue was slightly terrifying. Made me think of every single time ive killed an NPC and them wanting revenge. Cause ive killed a lottttt of npc's.
We all have killed a lot of NPCs, that's why from Assassin Creed 2 onwards they made it to were you can't just kill anyone after what a lot of players (myself included) did in the first game 😂
@@zerobolt9506 There is a limit to what you can do but since all weapons function the exact same way and are one-hit kills, you might as well use your fists which doesn't count as a kill. I remember filling an entire plaza in AC Revelation with unconscious civilians multiple times. Turns out, some NPC have absurd amounts of money you can pickpocket and if they come back to fight you, it's fair game to beat them up.
You know what's worse than that? Knowing a lot of them were dragons!
I can't believe it's already been like 6-7 years since these came out.. my first vldl skits ever... this was even before kick the chicken. Back when half the fun was looking out for the crazy gamertags.
At this point, they could simply release a 10-hr audio track of him just saying his 2-3 phrases. We'd eat that shit up. 😂❤
For the peace and the kingdom, for king and country. For the alliance
Don't be the muse to help them realize such a monetized fate to fall upon us all.
morning! good day for a fishing! haha?
@@captainpricegaming4571for the king!
So you haven't watched Baelin's Route?
Whatever you do, DON’T KICK THE CHICKENS!
14:23 that sound Greg makes is absolutely perfect 🤣🤣🤣
I wonder when Guard-Rowan will go after Ben. Needs a spin-off
Definitely!
I second this, I totally wanna see that
The Guard's revenge
Same when Ben did Hamish dirty by forcing him to give up all his gold instead of taking better reputation.
alan's expressions are priceless.
I typically avoid MMOs but I very briefly had some experience with some random one at some point (I don't remember what it was called) where I experienced something like the "useless guard" skit. Some other players attacked me near the edge of town. Just barely outside of what the game counted as being part of the town, apparently. I went a mere 2 or 3 steps towards a nearby guard expecting it to attack my attackers for fighting in the town. The guard killed ME "for fighting in the town" and ignored them. Some sort of edge case / loophole in the way they coded it. I was put into combat mode automatically for being attacked but I was the only one within range to get aggro from the guards for it.
Noob
2:39 is why they patched Greg's bucket as an owned item and would count as stealing.
Love it when guards see three of their friends dead with arrows in their heads and conclude it was the wind.
of course it was the wind... what else could it have been?
The end of the last sketch where Rowan says, "You there! F*** you!" had me rolling!
giving complements to the player *accidentally touched the chicken* proceeds to 1 shots him 😂😂
Compilations like these truly shows how many updates Skycraft has gotten: Started with the guards looking identical, but now they have different skins.
i love these compilations
they’re really a throwback to some older episodes
just a teeny tiny thing, the names got swapped in the last scenes where the new player (Ben) was level 15 and the more experienced player (Britt) was a level 2... and honestly I'd love to play a game set in Honeywood with you guys as characters, looks so great 🙏💙
You can play a game placed in Honeywood. There is a fanmade free game called Skycraft!
Garlic farmer has seen some serious shit in life.
The most powerful entities in MMORPGs, yet also some of the most stupid ones. I guess that's why they need adventurers to do all their tasks.
"My best friend, who I see every day, lives around the corner."
"How nice."
"Could you deliver this letter to him?"
Rowan's consistency when it comes to delivering those lines is impressive, especially considering some of the videos are years apart.
I catch myself randomly whistling that opening village tune.
That "Stupid Guards" is one of my favourites. It's like they are programmed to be stupid but they do sense and understand everything. Creepy though 😅
15:10 this one singular skit is hands down my absolute FAVORITE of the entire NPC Man collection. It makes me laugh every single time I watch it. Rowan just yells "you there fk you!" and obliterates Ben, LoL! It makes me LoL even just remembering it, LoL 🤣🤣🤣
Everything involving the guards have got to be some of my absolute favorite VLDL skits ever!
Also, the fact that they started with that first one makes me happy. That was THE first VLDL video I ever saw, just mindlessly scrolling Facebook, and immediately went on a binge!
I also love when the guy baits the guard into killing the daemon, but then the guard gets all the HP and EXP points and then comes after the first guy at 3x the speed.
I still die laughing with "You there! Fuck you!"🤣
"Someone's bringing laughs and creating amazing works of art 'round here! "
So crazy seeing how far they've came from the early videos to today. You can see it all in this compilation and it's great to see. They deserve all the praise and fans they've gained
Their effects have gotten SO good over the years - these are brilliant
1:50 its funny how the NPC, can be so much more NPC, than the other NPC that was already NPCing when the NPC walked up.
You guys are so incredibly creative. Always puts a smile on face watching. Thank you 😊
Going to have 'For the piece of the kingdom' and 'For the king' ringing in my head all day now... >
Nah, it's just the wind you're hearing
“FOR THE KING!”
10:30 Now we know how the guard was able to kill the Watcher, he leveled up in a prequel.
I wish we can see more of these NPCs in the DND series where "sentient" npcs semi-breaks the campaign.
The arrow video was the first ever VLDL video I ever saw. I've been incredibly entertained ever since.
That moment in a game when a guard spots you, and you put on a different hat. Wait, you're not the same person I just saw! My apologies, carry on!
In FFXIV there is a new duty that has you accompany an NPC at some point who growls out "FOR KING AND COUNTRY!" during fights as well. And I cannot help myself but reflexively reply "For the peace of the kingdom!" and, when charging a new enemy "YOU THERE! FUCK YOU!"
Rowan, the investigator: "YOU THERE F*** YOU!!!" 😂😂😂
The zero charisma sketch had me rolling.
Around 13:00, that would be utterly brilliant to put in a real RPG
15:10 this one singular skit is hands down my absolute FAVORITE of the entire NPC Man connection. It makes be laugh every single time I watch it. Rowan just yells "you there fk you!" and obliterates Ben, LoL! It makes me LoL even just remembering it, LoL 🤣🤣🤣
"Overpowered" was extremely relatable. "I wish we were as strong as you" says the guy that one hits you if you accidentally steal a piece of bread.
Honestly never realized how many guard skits they have and the more ridiculous they get the harder laugh my fav is when Rowan gets the op 1 slash kill
Imagine how it would feel to just always be hearing that light flute music in the wind no matter what at all times
12:20 Rowan what the hell?! NPC going off-script?
(Man that made me laugh. xD)
Self aware guards are scary
"You there! FUCK YOU!" must be one of the best lines in the world ever, Rowan deserves an academy award for that glorious perfect delivery
8:45 Teachers when the bullied kid fights back:
8:18. - guard : watch out for bandits out there / guy : they are right in front of you, man!!! !
Waiting for part 2 of that Guard vengeance clip.
3:42 a female pc got modest armour in Honeywood!
*0:30* One thing that i learned from games is that if you ever disrespect or downright kill a merchant you will suffer from that, they always find out that you did that.
The fact Alan was having trouble holding back his laughter in the first skit, had me in tears xD
10:28 I love how the guard is much faster and more agile after leveling up.
Greg looked so happy he joined the "reserves" for a day!
The VLDL lore runs deep! You guys ever think about hiring a writer to make a lore book, like a D&D book? With pictures and illustrations of the characters, the legendary items like the coloured shirts. It'd be the most epic merch on all of CZcams!
I'm usually not into merch, but I'd buy that if the price is reasonable
Don't forget statblocks and special abilities
I just start crying when I heard rowans voice over the rest of them. 'FOR THE PIECE OF THE KINGDOM'.
Peace of the kingdom*
Guards are either very disposable cannon fodder or extremely over powered. There's no in between.
OMG the duck starting his "there's someone proooowling around 'ere" is just comedy gold 😂
I like imagining that all these columns were left over from lotr, and vldl are like the characters in lotr running over the ruins of a greater society that fought and fell long ago.
7:48 he knows there are bandits but he‘s mocking him
You gotta love the apparent only thing stopping the guard from running is his lack of levels.
Oh you want me to rewatch these skits? Deal!
The one clip where the guard looked back at Ben.... Super Creepy.
These videos have been bringing me so much joy for years. Thankyou and thankyou to all the one behind the scenes aswell.
"Must've been the wind" is every guards favorite lone before death no matter what game you play😂😂😂😂
Rowan's best performance yet! "I will find you, the real you," 😂😅 💂♂️
"There's someone prowlering around here." The first thing that comes to my mind when I hear a noise at night and grab my gun just in case.
The Guard Exploit one was definitely Allen's fault for not hitting the boss with a few weak shots first. Lmao 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣
"For the piece of the kingdom!",
"For the alliance",
"For king and country" and
"For the king!"
Are all gonna haunt my dreams forever now
Nah, it's just the wind you're hearing
Peace
"The real....", guard is about to jump out of the matrix, track down and delete him.
hahahaha.. in the 'No Charisma' part, after Brit got her potions, the gamer tags floating above their heads got mixed up ^^
"I will find you, the real you". *Rowan the destroyer*
serious rowan guard scared me so badly i had to hide behind my computer desk...
10:13 Rowan turning his afro from Adam to the boss and then threatening it is so npc lmao
One of the funniest I have seen yet.
Don't care about the shorts and only see compilations seldomly, but for pieces like that, it is one of my favourite YT-Channels!
Love these compilations, thank you!
The fact that you guys make these so accurate for video game memes.. lol .