Russell Peters - Somebody Gonna Get Hurt Real Bad
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- čas přidán 17. 03. 2016
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Finally, the debut of "somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"
I saw this shit live years before this JFL set which is 20 years old….
You can see how much Russell peters got better at telling his jokes. The same story, same lines, but more mature and developed as he progresses
BROOO WTF, I was thinking the exact same thing. this one is not as funny as the on that was a lot later.
Also, you sorta HAVE to make your jokes short at the beginning because all your shows are shorter. Once you get more fame, you get the 1hour special and only then can you develop your jokes to be longer and better.
So tru
and fatter
Yeah...Like "somebodey gonna get a hurt real bad" line was a lot stonger now..im amazed
*Watched a few old Russel Peters clips. I realized a lot of his jokes were created and used decades ago... I pretty much heard every one of them in his newer shows, except he's improved the delivery of them like 100x.*
Do you have a link for the best clips?
Al Barleta *No. I don't.*
Use torrent.
check out his channel
Yes some are recycled jokes BUT the audience are NOT the same every show
I'm Chinese and my parents used to call me idiot when i don't bargain. In that sense, Asian parents are all the same.
Same lol..and im from indonesia, you know how cheap indonesian stuff is...and they told me to bargain😥
Exactly man,
Even We Nepalese bargain on buying Each and every shit .
I'm from India and my siblings and me compete to bargain better 😂😂😂
You can't be an Asian if you never wanted stuff for free.
@@theunderrated86 so true👌🏾😆😆
"So, I went home - for the last time" 😂😂
My mom still hangs up the wooden spoon she used to smack me with, it's like decoration now smh
My god it hurts so bad to see the tool used to get beaten with is a decoration, same story here
😂😂😂😂
"Let this be a reminder, boy!"
Haha ya. Now I just use that shit to cook food with.
Freakin trophy lol. Damn thing should have a smack counter on it.
@@kim15982 Par 4
Russel Peters is one of the best comedian I have ever seen
he owns racial jokes, but you shouldn't say he's the best comedian, Dave Chappelle is King
dave chappelle only do Black jokes well, aka drugs, police, ...
Louis Thompson tell me about it
Syahrul Anwar I agree!
Khoi Pham He actually exposed the evils of our society in his jokes. This is especially evident in his stand up comedy on difference between man and woman.
One of the classic lines of people who like to bargain. "The one at the other shop will give it to me for a lower price."
Russell Peters is one of those people who just plain looks funny. Even before he says a word, you are in the mood to laugh. Thanks.
Can't tell whether this is a compliment or a insult 🤔
I have watched all kinds of comedians around the world. But, I gotta say this guy is up there with the greatest of the greatest!
HE TRULY IS INTERNATIONAL COMEDIAN
Derek Sunario bruh you forgot Dave Chapelle.
@@seekerotruth4963 Nah. Trevor Noah and Billy Connolly. Now those two will make you laugh, till you have no ass.
Devansh Sharma bloody awesome
@@Phantom-hy2ix Trevor noah is a fucktard
Lol you could see this is in Russell's early days, and how much he improved this act later😅
teyzfootball earlier, he didn't use so much For words
Peters used such a light Indian accent for his father. That's probably how he really used to speak. In later years, that accent became way over the top.
check out a 1997 video his parents are being speaking on that one
Russel Peters is the one comedian who is international in a sense, he can make people from any country of the world laugh hard. Because his jokes don't just focus on one culture, he focuses on all cultures, so everyone can sit in the same room and laugh together.
Russel is the best man!! he can do accents, he's been around , he has great stories!
This one is just my favorite! Hilarious!
Updated version of this joke is really hilarious
When I was growing up, if I'd even CONSIDERED talking to my mom the way Ryan did, I'd have been eating my own teeth.
i love you, thanks for making me laugh.
Thank You sooo much dearest 💐
You’re such an inspiration 🥰
Be Blissful Eternally 🙏🏼😇
He is the best.
loved you since day 1 son....keep it coming...cuz we r waiting
fantastic!
he got so much better over the years!!
Canadians were not aware of the "somebody gonna get hurt!" catchphrase, lol
Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad 🤣😂
Epicness
Spot on hahaha!
His signature bit
Legendary.
Legendary
😂 I made a similar threat, then my dad threw our brand new wireless phone at me and said that it will take 17 mins for the cops to get there, so he would gladly beat me until then. I never threatened a single thing again... but I did leave home at 15, so.. yeah, things were tough.
Like a fine wine, RP's jokes get better with age.
AWESOME....MUCH LOVE.....Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO !!
my mom used to beat me and my siblings when we were young, but not without a lesson. my aunts did that too. now that they are old, and we are matured we remember those lessons that taught us to become more disciplined individuals and parents. thanks to our mom and elders who didn't hesitate to correct us when we did wrong :-)
Russell is hilarious 😂🤣
Many times I hear the same joke but it is always a real fun.....
Best comedian in our time...Russell!!! Somebody gonna get hurt really bad!!! Hahahaha
I have seen this 5 times
just recently moved in australia , cant stop bargaining mannnn that is in our gene
*I love him*
Just heard this bit on XM Radio Ch 168 Just For Laughs Canada 🇨🇦😂😂😂
Russell is one of the best comic,so proud of having a british blood.
He always highlight hes east indian.
I want to his show and enjoy it very much
0:44 "How much to get in ? How much ? " I searched for this video only to hear those two lines.
When my boys were young they occasionally got a beating. Once my oldest said, "I'll call CYS on you" (children and youth services). I replied, "Go ahead and when they get here I'll tell them what you did and they'll beat your behind too!"
😆
ew
@@Star-pl1xs by beating I mean a smack on the behind with my open hand. Once they were old enough to reason with, I just took away privileges and they often begged me to just smack their butts and let them play video games.
Funny stuff!
“In that time, *somebody gunna get a hurt real bad.* You guys have been a lot of fun, enjoy the rest of your show, thank you.”
That "out" was so Canadian
He never says “somebody is goana her hurt really bad”!! Anymore!
he isn't wrong about getting beaten...
That's fucked up. I would never beat my daughter, or any kid.
@@missundies good....good for you when they start acting disrespectful don't call teenagers program.
@@cannondom1096 What? A teenager program? I don't even know what that is. In my country it's illegal to beat your kids, as it should be, my brothers and my sister has respect for our parents, and we can come to them and talk about anything, same with my daughter, we talk and we solve things together. She's a competent human being, not a toy or a doll, she has emotions, thoughts and opinions that I respect. We have never, ever argued, she has never even raised her voice at me. If you have to beat your kids to get them to respect you and listen to you, you're doing something terribly wrong.
@@missundies oh that's nice but it shouldn't be illegal in all countries and I know for a fact in the Caribbean no law gone stop no parent kids are very disrespectful you can talk to some and they listen but what about the rest .-.?and no I don't have kids but I use to get whooped buy my parent and teacher and I thank God because if i didn't i wouldn't be here alive and i would not be listening to anyone so getting whoop isn't always a bad if that's your opinion it's yours I don't wish to whoop my child/children in the future but if they can't behave after I talk and try to reason then we know whats going to happen but if I have a daughter I'll never hit her .
@@cannondom1096 Do you think it should be legal for other men to hit their daughters? How much "whooping" is too much, where should the legal line be drawn? How old should the kid be for it to be legal to hit them? And what about the fact that your idea of a "whopping" is miles different from what other men and women consider a "whooping", for example you might think of a "whooping" as spanking your kid a couple of times on their butt, another man might think it's okay to hit their daughter, one time, with a fist on the jaw.
I'm not gonna say who..
Somebody 😁😅
My daughter says I scream like a beast 😂
My partner said parent Punjabi way throw shoes
That's one long coat...
i think so too! :D
Peter Russel was funny as fuck😂
Swear I've heard about Ryan before.
I love Russell peters he shouda been on kings of comedy he has stage presence we discriminate too much imagine an east Indian headlining a comedy show in US. someone getting fired🤔😎
Good
Russel’s dad: *Somebody* gonna get hurt real bad
Russel: don’t do that... don’t give me hope
This is an endgame reference just to let u know
This was before endgame dude 🤦
How can tell if an Asian person broke into your house? Your homework will be done, your computer will be fixed and they’ll still be backing out of the driveway 😂
Nice
this guy is so funny anybody agree？
Hey Aaron wassup:)
Me and l’m Asian.😉🤫
My dad beat me with a belt and my mom beat me with her sandals.
Hernandez thats a key you get beat spanish. Parents i love it
My mom's loadout is the wooden spoon with the supressor and sandal extension
My family had a yellow painted 1x2 inscribed with "For the occasional bout of the superfluity of naughtiness."
“Somebody gunna get a hurt real bad. … Somebody.”
His dad: somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
Me: well... somebody gonna enjoy it really bad 😜
🏅👍nice.
Amazing to see comedy from before good delivery was invented!
Okay theres my hatin comment for the day out of the way
I can't believe he's not that famous in the US.
“I’ll beat your ass! Somebuddy gunna get a hurt *real* bad toniiight!”
4:12
“Shut your mouth! You learn how to bargain!”
Fucking love this joke
Done
3:04
1:59
He is so much like Rajesh koothrapaly from The Big Bang theory show
Damn young Russell kinda look like Rajesh Koothrapali from TBBT🤣
Nothing coming nothing lol
His suit is even funnier than the jokes he crack.
Man I’m 26 years old and my mom still beat my ass 🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else read the title the way Russel says it
Wow
lol
anybody know the name of the type of jacket he has got on?
Blazer
Hay
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He so young ha'ha
Russell peters Indian accent was worse in 2000
ChinaLake100 true
the original
Why is "the child abuse" joke sound so familiar ?!? I've heard it from someone else?? Help me comments !
Gen Nesta ariel spears?
From the same guy.. Russel Peters, in an old concert.
Somebody's gonna get real fat... 😂
Actually gas in the late sixties and early seventies in Canada was 36 cents a GALLON! It cost $6 to fill your car.
I saw this when it first came out I was only 3
532 likes.. wow because never seen more than 150 likes in their entire playlist
😂👏🤩😍🙏
Tbh asian parents do have bargaining skills
You told this same story in Beat your kids
I was 8 yrs old and I heard my older friends say f off, I really didn't know what it meant, one day said it to my mom.... Got my mouth washed out with soap.
he is so true about the child abuse .. he thought it was normal but then he realized Ryan dont get beaten
Most Asian parents beat kids just for punishment like spanking, not beat em to death. u should know how to educate your kid. Not dumb as these white prople
reincarnatio
He looks like Tom hanks.