Cosmic Sin [WORST FILM of 2021?!] - Angry Movie Review

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    AngryJoe, OtherJoe, and Alex Review one of the WORST Films they have ever seen! An Alien Invasion film starring Bruce Willis and Frank Grillo, Cosmic Sin! We explain exactly why that title is perfect for this Cosplay Film!
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  • @TheAlienGangster
    @TheAlienGangster Pƙed 3 lety +548

    We need a shirt for the Revengers, with an ensemble lineup including *Thorn, Antonio Starch, Captain Puerto Rico, Bazooka Bandit and Broot*

    • @nicobenji0248
      @nicobenji0248 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Aye it's the timestamp guy!!
      Do what he says this man is a hero

    • @nochillpenguin8039
      @nochillpenguin8039 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      All hail the time stamp guy

    • @MrTuubster
      @MrTuubster Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Just commenting for the algorithm. And a like too.

    • @azfar188
      @azfar188 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      What are you doing here? Shoudnt you be catching some pirates?

    • @itsover60
      @itsover60 Pƙed 3 lety

      okay facts

  • @Silvershadnic
    @Silvershadnic Pƙed 3 lety +350

    Other Joe: "Boy, did you waste your time."

  • @elijahoconnell
    @elijahoconnell Pƙed 3 lety +199

    “do you want to see bruce willis cosplay in the forest with kids”
    “yes”
    “well this is the movie for you”
    “perfection”

    • @gaming4K
      @gaming4K Pƙed 2 lety +6

      I swear even some cosplay is better then these costumes. . . One guy looked like a kid when he tries his parent's clothes. . xD

    • @christiandebney1989
      @christiandebney1989 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      thats exactly what i said when i was watching it

  • @sir-red1138
    @sir-red1138 Pƙed 3 lety +79

    Saw it the other day, feels like they filmed 6 hours worth of shots, realized how much CGI costs, and just deleted every 2/3 scenes. Leaving out so much important information and transitions

    • @Spacefrisian
      @Spacefrisian Pƙed 2 lety +2

      This, i was confused how much seemed skipped.

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone Pƙed rokem

      In videogames when that happens they default back to a cartoon/narration over tapestry/stills. However it requires slowing the pace of the film.

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 Pƙed 3 lety +172

    Cosmic Sin has an audience score of NINETY EIGHT FUCKING PERCENT! WTF?! While the critic score is 5% now.
    One of the times the critics were right

    • @lordmolag45000
      @lordmolag45000 Pƙed 3 lety +26

      Now it's 82 percent for the audience. It's like Rotten Tomatoes even knows that the movie is filled with bot reviews and they're trying to take them all down.
      Edit: Also most of the audience reviews from what I've seen gave it a rotten review.

    • @nguyenxuanha9315
      @nguyenxuanha9315 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@lordmolag45000 Now it's 58% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

    • @fedge9049
      @fedge9049 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

      Should be 99%

    • @the_jones528
      @the_jones528 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

      Those are paid as fuck.

  • @izzo4231
    @izzo4231 Pƙed 3 lety +337

    I want to see the shirt
    “YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP”
    😂

    • @ryogamestation
      @ryogamestation Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Yeah I'll buy that shirt for sure.

    • @whyuhatan
      @whyuhatan Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Me too

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Me too.

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I'm still hoping for Red Bunny Blue

    • @IbadGrammarX
      @IbadGrammarX Pƙed 3 lety

      i buy it and when see people play cyberpunk 2077 i reply with that shirt

  • @deserthare1
    @deserthare1 Pƙed 3 lety +234

    Talking about the armor... why does the one dude have armor that exposes his beer gut?

  • @Omar777i
    @Omar777i Pƙed 3 lety +149

    Bruce Willis should retire, at least Nicholas Cage adds some charm to his movies.

    • @tenjenk
      @tenjenk Pƙed 3 lety +7

      you know a movie is bad when Tvtropes hasnt bothered touching it yet despite a big star being in it

    • @oscarchavez8527
      @oscarchavez8527 Pƙed 3 lety

      Saw him last in The History of Swearing. He was phenomenal.

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I only watch his movies for Nicholas Cage

    • @AnthonyAnalog
      @AnthonyAnalog Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Imagine thinking sociopath Nic Cage ever added charm to anything lol

    • @bcwright7768
      @bcwright7768 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Bruce willis is a hell of a good actor but guess he cant save certain movies

  • @RemarhBsoul
    @RemarhBsoul Pƙed 3 lety +641

    We need a "FOOUUUR HOURS" shirt for sure

    • @ryanmann1416
      @ryanmann1416 Pƙed 3 lety +45

      What about “Hey Joe, You wanna play a Zombie Game” shirt with Other Joe’s face

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      What was that again? Resi 3 reference?

    • @theedgewater2917
      @theedgewater2917 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      @@ryanmann1416 also a shirt with godzillas approaching the generator the generators losing power

    • @Tampafan33
      @Tampafan33 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      He’s a man,not a god lol

    • @KratosNotKratos
      @KratosNotKratos Pƙed 3 lety

      @@chanceneck8072 from the Dying Light review.

  • @canderia
    @canderia Pƙed 3 lety +128

    I liked Bruce Willis too. When he gave a damn. He hasn't done that in years.

    • @jupiterone2045
      @jupiterone2045 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Last year he did Breach which is probably the worst movie I have seen in a while. Same premise in space on a ship with aliens.

    • @oscarchavez8527
      @oscarchavez8527 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Well, at that age, with all the health issues going on, must be hard to give 2 fucks. He should be doing shit like Grumpy Old Men, where he can act his age lol. Matthau and Lemon nailed those movies, because they weren't pretending to be eat thunder shit lightning guys. Grumpy Old Men was the shit.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      When was the last film he was decent at? Last I remember is Looper, which even that was a "meh" film in my opinion.

    • @JoshityJosh
      @JoshityJosh Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @Chomagus Bobus The fact that he’s apparently an asshole on set and not easy to work with doesn’t help him either

    • @jasse85
      @jasse85 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Remember space cowboys? pretty much all of those legends were Bruce willys current age, so age isn't really a problem, you just need too be good with the right people i guess.

  • @marcoscarrasco92
    @marcoscarrasco92 Pƙed 3 lety +75

    Frank has a genuinely excellent movie called Boss Level. It's funny, it's full of quality action, it tries to sound smarter than it really is, but it's very, very good. The problem is that this extraordinary film hasn't been officially released yet. And, uh... that's why I haven't seen it. Yeah...

    • @Brakiros
      @Brakiros Pƙed 3 lety +13

      Boss Level was a great movie, I watched it right after seeing this painfully average movie

    • @y-a-reeve1972
      @y-a-reeve1972 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      I loved boss level 👌

    • @y-a-reeve1972
      @y-a-reeve1972 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@Brakiros I watched it first, that made me excited for this one so imagine my disappointment

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +1

      Boss Level was pretty good, better than Cosmic Sin anyways.

  • @madsisak
    @madsisak Pƙed 3 lety +67

    "To suggest that Bruce Willis is phoning in his performance in “Cosmic Sin” would be an insult to telephone communication" Roger Ebert.

  • @PokerPlayerJames
    @PokerPlayerJames Pƙed 3 lety +219

    Joe, this is pretty run of the mill for Bruce Willis at this point. He's literally doing any old shit for a paycheck.
    RalphTheMovieMaker has a vid dissecting a bunch of them.

    • @delusion449
      @delusion449 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Dont mention Ralph here lol Remember the Boldly Flee Review?

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      The harmonica soundtrack was so fucking funny.

    • @PokerPlayerJames
      @PokerPlayerJames Pƙed 3 lety +16

      @@delusion449 I mean boldly flea is a dumpster fire. Worse than this movie. Joe's a big boy and a critic. He should be able to take what he dishes out. 🙂

    • @HoChiMints2007
      @HoChiMints2007 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      holy shit that WWII pilot movie Bruce did with China...terrible

    • @bonedoc4556
      @bonedoc4556 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Probably most actors are these days. Hollyweird is going bwoke.

  • @jgreg3596
    @jgreg3596 Pƙed 3 lety +170

    Bruce Willis really hasn’t given a shit about his career since at least 2013

    • @e.n.d3238
      @e.n.d3238 Pƙed 3 lety +22

      He just wants to get paid

    • @freddied8479
      @freddied8479 Pƙed 3 lety +38

      I first noticed it in Cop Out. He constantly has this smirk on his face, like "I can't believe I'm doing this crap and I'm getting paid for it." Every scene with him looks like an outtake

    • @thegrimyeaper
      @thegrimyeaper Pƙed 3 lety +3

      It's like someone snuck up on him from behind and drained all life from his soul and he just kept acting.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 Pƙed 3 lety +21

      Die Hard 5... Oh lord.

    • @kyserblade43
      @kyserblade43 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      "Glass" is actually pretty damn good. And "Looper"

  • @redrooster303
    @redrooster303 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    So the news about Bruce Willis having Asphasia kinds of makes his roles in terrible films make sense now. The big film companies no doubt new about this a couple of years ago and wouldn't cast him so he was probably making as much easy cash as he could with anyone that'd take him.

    • @Matterhorny
      @Matterhorny Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I doubt Bruce Willis is hurting for cash

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx Pƙed rokem +1

      @@Matterhorny No, but he's being used, and manipulated by malicious fools.

  • @AndrewIles
    @AndrewIles Pƙed 2 lety +14

    The BEST quote I've ever heard is in this review: "Writing is free. It just takes a pen and paper"
    Filmmakers take notes!

  • @SuperSilvi1990
    @SuperSilvi1990 Pƙed 3 lety +155

    Corporate commander “surprise mechanics
    ”That LOOK GUUD”
    “No..not the shirt”

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster Pƙed 3 lety +6

      I remember during his F&F: Crossroads review, he pulled out a rare DAT LOOK BAD

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS Pƙed 3 lety

      Would have some issues with Hasbro over the Commander

  • @TheAlienGangster
    @TheAlienGangster Pƙed 3 lety +110

    We need a “do you wanna play a zombie game?” or “fly off to the right and explode” shirt.

    • @SoranotRoxas
      @SoranotRoxas Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I'm down for both lol

    • @daboyz2374
      @daboyz2374 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      What about “GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR, THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER”

    • @BurLy93
      @BurLy93 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      “Flyy off to the right and explode” is a MUSTđŸ™ŒđŸŸ

  • @Thatdude-ww4nh
    @Thatdude-ww4nh Pƙed 2 lety +7

    did u know The Razzie’s rescinded his “Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 movie” award for this movie after they found out he had aphasia

  • @eternalcosmo
    @eternalcosmo Pƙed 3 lety +25

    „and they managed to get Bruce Willis into their fucking larping session“ 😂😂
    18:20

    • @gaming4K
      @gaming4K Pƙed 2 lety

      That's the point where i questioned myself what the hell am i watching? When he went in that was just confusion. then i just skipped to the end. . .

  • @Jnensrevenge
    @Jnensrevenge Pƙed 3 lety +96

    Looper was the last film where Bruce Wilis tried. That was almost a decade ago. He has become the new Charles Bronson. Only worse.

    • @cameronb7161
      @cameronb7161 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Kinda fitting then that Bruce starred in a remake of Death Wish.

    • @JayTemplar
      @JayTemplar Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@hypermonk33y56 uhhh.. Corben Dallas? Multipass? beeeeg badaboom?

    • @makogenome7616
      @makogenome7616 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@hypermonk33y56 I liked him in The Fifth Element.

    • @unitedkingdomoffiveeyes9765
      @unitedkingdomoffiveeyes9765 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      To be honest he isn't the best actor anyway.

    • @martinqizeaq
      @martinqizeaq Pƙed rokem

      @@unitedkingdomoffiveeyes9765 he wasn't but some movie he act very energetic and sometimes convincing. The last i see when he truly act was on Die Hard 3. He shout, show expression, you can see he truly on edge in that movie. After that, he kinda act slow, like he does really cared, bored. Even though the movie was great, he just act numb. I'm kinda like him as an actor. Just sad he gone this low.

  • @llamalad98
    @llamalad98 Pƙed 3 lety +308

    Bruce Willis has a stund double who walks down stairs for him

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Old but not bold

    • @TheJacyn313
      @TheJacyn313 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      Stund?

    • @KratosNotKratos
      @KratosNotKratos Pƙed 3 lety +9

      At his age I don't blame him.

    • @JV-ll1cu
      @JV-ll1cu Pƙed 3 lety +39

      It's been over 10 years when I have last seen a role from Bruce Willis where he looks like he even cares about acting/his role.

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh Pƙed 3 lety +36

      @@JV-ll1cu hard for him to care about his roles when every movie literally writes him the same way. Grumpy bald guy who is good at fighting. It’s reached Steven Seagal levels of sad now lol

  • @TaddiestMason
    @TaddiestMason Pƙed 3 lety +32

    You never realized how serious the twist in the 6th Sense was. Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time. It’s his ghost and they’ve got it enslaved somehow.

  • @smith41978
    @smith41978 Pƙed 2 lety +34

    This movie made Independence Day 2 look like a brilliant masterpiece

  • @alvaroemiliodiazcalderon3142
    @alvaroemiliodiazcalderon3142 Pƙed 3 lety +306

    SEND YOUR WEAKEST WARRIOR! Best line from OJ for sure

    • @dsgbled1
      @dsgbled1 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      Ghost review lol

    • @Dae...
      @Dae... Pƙed 3 lety +13

      Yea completely lost it at that. Love OJ 😂

    • @mojavekight1771
      @mojavekight1771 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      No that guy was too strong!

    • @dylangross3702
      @dylangross3702 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Beat the shit out of me!

    • @Ibanez012003
      @Ibanez012003 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Would def buy a sweatshirt with that on

  • @damvid21
    @damvid21 Pƙed 3 lety +26

    Bruce Willis has been phoning it in for years now, the guy is a pure paycheck actor now.
    Stallone called him out on it when Willis refused to appear in Expendables 3 unless he was paid more. And Stallone was his friend.

    • @jakey14344
      @jakey14344 Pƙed 2 lety

      If you thought that was bad, wait till you see what he did to Kevin Smith.

    • @Tonyoung55
      @Tonyoung55 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@jakey14344 what he do

    • @jakey14344
      @jakey14344 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@Tonyoung55 Bruce treated Kevin Smith like crap during the taping of the movie "Cop Out". That experience taught Kevin one thing: just because you idolize someone doesn't mean that he's a decent person.

  • @TheAlphaDingo
    @TheAlphaDingo Pƙed 2 lety +5

    this movie was complete ass - when I saw it on Netflix and had Bruce Willis and Frank Grillo in the cast, I was this will be good! How wrong was I

  • @ghostridergold5997
    @ghostridergold5997 Pƙed 3 lety +40

    Can't wait to see a blue t-shirt with "IS THIS FUCKING BLUE?!" on it.

  • @skorn8112
    @skorn8112 Pƙed 3 lety +169

    Joe how about "THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER" on a shirt

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS Pƙed 3 lety +54

    "Don't waste your money on this film!"|
    That's why so many of us only watch YT review shows now.

    • @YouDonkeyfu
      @YouDonkeyfu Pƙed 3 lety +6

      ya, thank you Joe for saving us money

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 Pƙed 3 lety

      Yeah I go to Joe for movie reviews, avoiding spoilers if I intend to watch. AngryJoe, OtherJoe and Alex have saved me quite a bit of money over the years. The gaming reviews usually come out too late to help me.
      So I'll be honest. I fell for FO76. I trusted Bethesda after loving Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas and Fallout 4. I pre-ordered Fallout 76 and bought it full price on launch day for PS4. I got burnt bad for it.
      To me the game only became decent with the release of wastelanders and good but not great barely worth the full price with steel dawn. I still loathe the insultingly expensive yet bare boned subscription and dislike the pay for an advantage scrap an repair boxes in the store.
      Since then whenever a game comes out I look to CZcamsrs I trust to review them for me. Jim Sterling, YongYeah, Josh Hayes Strife ect. AngryJoe if he's fast enough. And I must see actual gaming footage of the game. It confirmed The Outer Worlds as a game totally suitable for me.
      But it saved me from Anthem, Cyberpunk 2077, Marvel's Avengers, Outriders, Raid Shadowlegends , and at least two other games utterly broken on release that I can't remember off the top of my head.
      And it's a shame that games and movies now force me to take such precautions.

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    My father tried to delude himself into thinking that Bruce Willis' bad acting was part of the character. He was *practically* grasping at straws! 😂

  • @DJK3NND0
    @DJK3NND0 Pƙed 3 lety +23

    “We’re hanging from trees and we’re edgy.” 😂

    • @KarelPZ
      @KarelPZ Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Omg lmaooo right? It’s like the high school emo kid and his crew.

  • @transonicgnat5872
    @transonicgnat5872 Pƙed 3 lety +141

    Alex’s face tells it all. It looks like his soul was just sucked right out of him.

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime Pƙed 3 lety +26

    That sniper looks like someone played Halo and said "errrrr what if we had that but bigger???"

    • @supremercommonder
      @supremercommonder Pƙed 3 lety +5

      The armour plot and weapon are from halo

    • @reerjgiorge
      @reerjgiorge Pƙed 3 lety

      And yet, that girly was the best of the movie...

  • @BoricuaSincero
    @BoricuaSincero Pƙed 3 lety +20

    “Ffffour Hours?!?!?!”
    “Hey Joe, you wanna play a zombie game?”

  • @MaulerMyers
    @MaulerMyers Pƙed 2 lety +6

    The first part of this movie, was interesting. When the Aliens infiltrate the base.
    After that.... absolute bollocks.

  • @BedbugGaming
    @BedbugGaming Pƙed 3 lety +28

    Something is up with Bruce Willis. He was in some Netflix(?) movie about a year ago where it looked like the entire thing was filmed in a warehouse with a few porn actors for about $50k.. and if it was a joke, it didn't seem like he was in on it.

    • @esimonsays14
      @esimonsays14 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      What was the movie called? Asking for reasons...

    • @rimosabysswalker3206
      @rimosabysswalker3206 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yeah Bruce is apparently an asshole and hard to work with so he gets no big roles anymore. Is what ive heard

    • @BedbugGaming
      @BedbugGaming Pƙed 3 lety

      @@esimonsays14 HARD KILL

    • @LuckyStrikeLT
      @LuckyStrikeLT Pƙed 3 lety

      @@BedbugGaming "warehouse with a few porn actors" " *HARD* KILL"
      The pieces fit together perfectly

    • @esimonsays14
      @esimonsays14 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@BedbugGaming Looking it up, didnt look like it had any porn actors, as I looked at the IMDB too.

  • @DIVINEWINDSWORD
    @DIVINEWINDSWORD Pƙed 3 lety +26

    they prolly just blew the whole movie budget on paying bruce willis and made the rest of the film out of some dudes van in a walmart parking lot

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Not implausible. They paid Arnold Schwarzenegger $1 million/day for his work in Batman & Robin, on a set that looked entirely made out of smelted McDonald's Happy Meal toys

    • @neo3468
      @neo3468 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@therealMrA đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @semtex234
      @semtex234 Pƙed 3 lety

      They couldnt even afford said van :p

  • @therejectedredditer9778
    @therejectedredditer9778 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    I'm old enough to remember when Bruce Willis was an actor

  • @jordanshumaker4412
    @jordanshumaker4412 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    It wouldn't surprise me to find out that the harmonica is Bruce playing it or at the very least was his suggestion. Also, it's kind of a shame Frank is doing movies like this when he was so good in The Grey. An underrated performance of his for sure.

  • @SinCity2100
    @SinCity2100 Pƙed 3 lety +85

    Cosmic Sin is a fitting title for this movie...

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Made me laugh.

    • @HardeepHayre
      @HardeepHayre Pƙed 3 lety +3

      How about cinematic sin?

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 Pƙed 3 lety

      I wonder how the movie would score with the movie sin counter.

  • @cinnamonshiva
    @cinnamonshiva Pƙed 3 lety +113

    30:56 .... wtf. i wasnt expecting the harmonica to be that bad LMAO

    • @naezjinra
      @naezjinra Pƙed 3 lety +13

      I feel like they stole a recording of me play the harmonica when I was 10.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I could have sworn that was a joke.

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 Pƙed 2 lety

      Only the winter soldier can make a harmonica cool

  • @SocietyKilledTheUnicorn
    @SocietyKilledTheUnicorn Pƙed 3 lety +8

    I love looking at angry Joe's channel. From the thumbnails to the content. Editing. It's all so nostalgic. Reminds me of a better time on CZcams :')

  • @tcarra45
    @tcarra45 Pƙed 3 lety +16

    Hey Joe what about a shirt that says “This shirt has the badass seal of approval”

  • @StickandBrickGames
    @StickandBrickGames Pƙed 3 lety +17

    JO! The white armor in this movie is just modified halo 5 cosplay armor 😂 the little sheild on his back is master chiefs shoulder pad, the chest plate it self is just master chiefs chest plate with stuff glued on painted white and the guys shoulder pads are master chiefs knee pads painted white! đŸ€Ł

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Pƙed 3 lety +43

    Damn, Bruce Willis has gone so far down the toilet these days.

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster Pƙed 3 lety +15

      And not even a funny way like Nicolas Cage. He’s gone the Milla Jovovich way.

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 Pƙed 3 lety

      OK, break it down for me!

    • @maxvitor7023
      @maxvitor7023 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @@TheAlienGangster
      Yeah Cage is just having fun with memes and insane movies lately.
      Mila and Bruce are just mediocre now.

    • @ThoRCX
      @ThoRCX Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@TheAlienGangster At least Cage still like to act and it's fun to watch him going insane.
      Bruce Willis just doesn't give a fuck anymore. And most of the time, he just asks his stunt double to do every scenes except those you can clearly see his face.

    • @johndejesus8900
      @johndejesus8900 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@TheAlienGangster at least cage was in the movie into the spiderverse which was a great movie

  • @goonerlee
    @goonerlee Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Bruce Willis seriously needs Quentin Tarantino to come along and save his career before he becomes completely forgotten.

  • @axllaw427
    @axllaw427 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    Cosmic Sin makes Battlefield Earth look like Citizen Kane

    • @alexakaa.charlesross8919
      @alexakaa.charlesross8919 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      You cant be serious...

    • @naroon5455
      @naroon5455 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Im almost 10 minutes in, i just paused it and went "i have to see if Joe or Jeremy have reviewed this awful thing yet" lol

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Hey Battlefield earth is a comedic masterpiece. Was it trying to be a comedy? No! That's what makes it so funny.

    • @ecmswagger
      @ecmswagger Pƙed 2 lety

      Hahahaha 😂😂😂 but I loved battlefield earth

  • @Redscape_
    @Redscape_ Pƙed 3 lety +10

    The lighting looks so random. "Hey let's put a blue light there, and a yellow light in the back...people love purple lighting, let's put one on the ceiling"
    So distracting!

  • @goodgamelover123
    @goodgamelover123 Pƙed 3 lety +25

    As an Australian, I deeply apologise for this film. 😂
    ( the director is Aussie)

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      As another Aussie, I cannot accept this apology. Let's talk restitution or revenge...;)

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@Nostromo2144 as a non-Aussie, I like your thinking.

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce Pƙed 3 lety +1

      It's not your fault man... And on the other hand no amount of apologizing would redeem this movie. It is a Cosmic Sin

    • @YiotisTheGnome
      @YiotisTheGnome Pƙed 3 lety

      Wait a minute. Aussies are Australians? I always thought Aussies were from Austria...

    • @hilaryfijolek4608
      @hilaryfijolek4608 Pƙed 3 lety

      No worries, I just look at this as some sort of a yin/yang cosmic balance kind of thing. Somehow the universe had to balance out the awesome existence of Mad Mad Fury Road or there would never be balance again!! So we got this ; )

  • @Number99IsTheBest
    @Number99IsTheBest Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Bro I’m so high I had to watch the harmonica part twice because I couldn’t tell if that shit was actually real. I’m still laughing

    • @josephpa05
      @josephpa05 Pƙed 2 lety

      Lmao same bro I thought I was tripping

  • @elemenz888
    @elemenz888 Pƙed 3 lety

    Anyone know where to find a nice simple tri-stat graph that shows an actors movies (bottom time line, when the movie came out) with the cost, revenue, and imdb score on the left column? Would be nice to see when someone made their last hit movie.

  • @antoncaligari1818
    @antoncaligari1818 Pƙed 3 lety +18

    'what you talkin bout willis?' - producer
    'The cheque, where can I cash it?' - Willis

  • @owlcircus6811
    @owlcircus6811 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    “He was too strong SEND YOUR WEAKEST WARRIOR” Will buy in bulk of this is made into a shirt

  • @lunanimomusic
    @lunanimomusic Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Looks like the armor from Spykids 3D.

  • @ThatdudeJG
    @ThatdudeJG Pƙed 3 lety +16

    I watched this with my family today...
    I feel like I have to write them an apology

  • @shockmesane4158
    @shockmesane4158 Pƙed 3 lety +21

    That music sounds like it was composed by someone who had only read a written description of music. Truly impressive.

  • @endersblade
    @endersblade Pƙed 3 lety +38

    Apocalypse was actually a PS1 game with Bruce Willis.

  • @ElSoloNoco
    @ElSoloNoco Pƙed 3 lety

    I found this film a few days ago on a torrent site, I saw the ratings and was shocked at how low they were. What surprised me was IGN is on the bottom of the cover/poster so it got me wondering did IGN fund this in part or what, I did a little digging and saw a couple of articles IGN wrote hyping the movie up but couldn't trace back the source of their name being on the cover

  • @arieldurham7712
    @arieldurham7712 Pƙed 3 lety

    Just watched Superman and Lois and I was wondering your guys thoughts on it, especially the end with the kryptonian... hopefully you guys will do another review

  • @UNCLEPAUL1991
    @UNCLEPAUL1991 Pƙed 3 lety +110

    AJ: HE IS A MAN NOT A GOD C'MON COMRADES HE IS A MAN NOT A GOD

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      HE'S A MAN NOT A GOD

    • @delta22ization
      @delta22ization Pƙed 3 lety +1

      stfu.......
      the last time this was funny was back in 2010

    • @Bayard1503
      @Bayard1503 Pƙed 3 lety

      Yup, he's evaluating his life choices... I mean seeing movies for a job sounds fun, right?

    • @god6384
      @god6384 Pƙed 3 lety

      would love it to be just "Rambo AJ: C'MON COMRADERS HE IS A MAN NOT A GOD"

    • @xenxander
      @xenxander Pƙed 3 lety

      he's approaching the generator!

  • @failedgrace2891
    @failedgrace2891 Pƙed 3 lety +14

    Bruce Willis just wants people to look back at Hudson Hawk and say, "that wasn't too bad."

  • @BRAH2023
    @BRAH2023 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    When you gonna do a video game review? I miss those :(

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    This movie "won" the Razzie Award for Worst Performance by Bruce Willis in a 2021 Movie.

  • @maxvitor7023
    @maxvitor7023 Pƙed 3 lety +15

    I want a shirt with samurai OJ saying "SEND YOUR WEAKEST WARRIORS"

  • @wiffgunderwanted
    @wiffgunderwanted Pƙed 3 lety +16

    How about "Come on Comrades, HE'S A MAN NOT A GOD" for a shirt.

  • @i3utch3r51
    @i3utch3r51 Pƙed 3 lety

    I would love some merchandise but with this corona situation... your items can be stuck and you need to do some paperwork to even get it and it is pain in ass...

  • @zbynektrajer2735
    @zbynektrajer2735 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    14:16 Lol, that rifle is a "Type 06 IkaZuchi" airsoft gun conversion kit based on the original Ghost in the shell design.
    I guess the production was really cheap and didn't have money to make their own designs.

    • @neondemon5137
      @neondemon5137 Pƙed 3 lety

      Movies and shows do this all the time, not just the cheap ones.

  • @TearDownGenesis
    @TearDownGenesis Pƙed 3 lety +12

    The helmets on the armor confused me, like wtf is their point, they clearly don't fit with the suit, at all. Some people they get under the chest, others they don't

  • @tigerdq1
    @tigerdq1 Pƙed 3 lety +29

    Line options:
    "You done f*cked it up!"
    "Ecboc!" (How ever you spell it)

    • @abdullanaser3859
      @abdullanaser3859 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Capital E Capital C Capital Phlegm Capital B Capital O Capital C Capital Phlegm

  • @Spacefrisian
    @Spacefrisian Pƙed 2 lety +1

    500 years in the future and....they ride in the exact same cars as today and use the same weapons......and fly in space with regular outdoor clothing with some sloppy plates slapped over it.
    At least it has boob armor.....

  • @Nethingispossible145
    @Nethingispossible145 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    every time I see this thumbnail for this video I cant help but laugh. Joe's face, the comically shaped fake poo, the helmet and the fact that hes just holding it up to show everyone the shit in his hand just makes me laugh every single time. This probably wont even be the last time I click on the video and leave a comment about it, I dont think this is the first lol

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios Pƙed 3 lety +13

    Coming2America is worst movie of 2021
    Cosmic Sin Hold my beer

    • @danielryno3896
      @danielryno3896 Pƙed 3 lety

      Both are terrible it's only going to get worse

  • @LivingZombieJew
    @LivingZombieJew Pƙed 3 lety +15

    "Breach" is still worse, I mean it has lower budget and worse CGI.

    • @AdamStreet75
      @AdamStreet75 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I want to see the review tho

    • @TheCrazierz
      @TheCrazierz Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I haven't seen cosmic sins, was planning on to, but then I saw Breach and I was so shocked at how bad it was and it made me not even see cosmic sins.

  • @johnnyg2983
    @johnnyg2983 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Right away when they got to the highway and all the cars were from this era they lost me

  • @SpaceTurd69
    @SpaceTurd69 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    it's 500 years in the future and everyone and everything looks the same as today. captain america's elevator scene guy drives a truck.

  • @stevenmeiklejohn4501
    @stevenmeiklejohn4501 Pƙed 3 lety +19

    “Frank Grillo’s shitty son” is a great band name.

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 Pƙed 3 lety

      Boos Mode...far better than this drek - just do it! ;)

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 Pƙed 3 lety

      Reminds me of the Cards Against Humanity phrase "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body."

    • @sulemanmalik8228
      @sulemanmalik8228 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Sigh, what happened to Frank Grillo? He was so awesome in The Purge: Anarchy.

    • @madsisak
      @madsisak Pƙed 3 lety

      It's actually Pamela Anderson's son.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Pƙed 3 lety +34

    That harmonica sounded like the scene in Batman: The Animated Series where Harley plays Amazing Grace on a kazoo.

  • @Soken50
    @Soken50 Pƙed 2 lety

    When I watched the film, by the time I got to the bar scene, I realised : there are only 4 sets in the entire film!
    -the poorly disguised warehouse inside or out
    -the poorly edited green screen in the warehouse
    -the "forest" which I wouldn't be surprised is just behind the warehouse.
    So I just started skipping around playing spot the warehouse while gawking at the cheap neon laden industrial decor attempting to hide that fact.

  • @whitesimurgh6363
    @whitesimurgh6363 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Issue I had with this movie : we just started from somewhere to end somewhere with no development or plot just... It looked like a lost part of 3 hour long movie

  • @TheRenegadeMatrix
    @TheRenegadeMatrix Pƙed 3 lety +26

    Ghosts of Mars was way better than this and that’s saying something lol

    • @mainepants
      @mainepants Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Its a sad state of affairs when comparing Ghosts of Mars to another movie and its the better one!

    • @furtalance_x
      @furtalance_x Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Yo that film was good.

  • @michaelwood2707
    @michaelwood2707 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Just saw film brians review. He says that Willis only filmed one day. They scheduled the shoot so they could have all the close up and every other scene is a stunt double.

    • @bayonetababe9697
      @bayonetababe9697 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Yeah I saw the caption of Joe’s video and I was wondering if he was just exaggerating. I then saw Film Brain has done one as well and watched it since he’s more of a movie critic. He said it was one of the worst movies he’s ever seen and definitely the worst so far in 2021. So I knew Joe wasn’t exaggerating. It sounds terrible and the fact that Film Brain said it’s like a modern day Ed Wood movie is just scary.

  • @pavlegrkovic1387
    @pavlegrkovic1387 Pƙed 3 lety

    I need your review of "space sweepers"

  • @nathanielb1499
    @nathanielb1499 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I want an Alex quote "stop it, stop it, we've had enough" from the grudge movie review.

  • @jackielogan9104
    @jackielogan9104 Pƙed 3 lety +34

    I notice that Bruce Willis has been starring in multiple mediocre and below average movies for a long while now

    • @e.n.d3238
      @e.n.d3238 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Indeed

    • @ARBLACKx
      @ARBLACKx Pƙed 3 lety +9

      And I dont understand why. Like Nic Cage is in debt so he says yes to everything. But Bruce is rich so I don't get why he does it. He could still be doing great movies and working with quality directors.

    • @raam726
      @raam726 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@ARBLACKx he's difficult to work with so he doesn't get hired. And maybe he's running out of money. Or he's greedy. Or he just likes to work to not get bored.

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster Pƙed 3 lety +5

      He’s the definition of a washed-up actor.

    • @TheZachary86
      @TheZachary86 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      He’s the new Steven Seagal

  • @Excalibur-je5pk
    @Excalibur-je5pk Pƙed 3 lety +11

    We need one where OJ is just like, BuT jOe, ItS a FrEe To PlAy GaMe

  • @chris0in0phoenix
    @chris0in0phoenix Pƙed 2 lety

    I couldn’t make it past the Quarantine scene! But thanks for mentioning all the things that I initially had problems with. What really pissed me off as a member of the military was seeing that jerk face in the bar wearing his black beret incorrectly

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    JOE : (on CaTs)If you hate your friends, trick them into seeing this !
    Alex : Everything was great, for me 😏

  • @TMP912
    @TMP912 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    Started watching it, after about 30 min I was done.

  • @thebuttaman3993
    @thebuttaman3993 Pƙed 3 lety +8

    The one alien dude legit had a Hive Knight sword from Destiny

  • @Fauxmadd
    @Fauxmadd Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Hey... Ghost of Mars is a great movie for insight on an idea how Chaos could turn you in warhammer 40k.

  • @opo3628
    @opo3628 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    This movie sounds so painfully bad it was tough to even make it through a review of it.

  • @roiwtto0919
    @roiwtto0919 Pƙed 3 lety +9

    This movie feels like a sc-fi indie movie hiring a top class actor for a quick buck

  • @zeroenigma21
    @zeroenigma21 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    I NEED a “DAT LOOK GOOD!” Shirt

    • @delta22ization
      @delta22ization Pƙed 3 lety

      it won't maker your 3inch look any bigger....

  • @rod0524
    @rod0524 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Please review Boss Level with Frank Grillo.

  • @nevermind501
    @nevermind501 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    37:16 “I wanna watch the stars with someone.” đŸ€ź
    đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ’€

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    4:27
    Only good thing about Ghosts of Mars was the soundtrack, because Buckethead contributed to it.

  • @user-ne4pm8cg3t
    @user-ne4pm8cg3t Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Can’t wait for the “4 HOOOURRRSS?!?” And “ya done fcked it up” shirts lmao

    • @Retr0Danny25
      @Retr0Danny25 Pƙed 3 lety

      Also YOU DONE DID IT GOOD For GOOD movies or Games

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Pƙed 3 lety +2

    You know this film almost reminded me of Space Mutiny. Just this shitacular action sci-fi film from the 80s that starred Reb Brown as this beefed up shuttle pilot on this "space ship" fighting to regain control against mutineers (not aliens). Except most of the fighting scenes in the ship's interior was filmed in this abandoned factory with pipes everywhere and guard-rails for extras to fall off of. This abandoned brick factory filmed in South Africa during the daytime so you can see sunlight streaking in through the windows that's supposed to be in "space". It's too much of a sight to behold. Go watch it or barring that, the MST3K episode that poked fun at it. It's even funnier with that commentary... especially when Reb Brown does his best Super Saiyan scream at the end of the movie.

  • @fanofcieling
    @fanofcieling Pƙed 2 lety +1

    People seemed unimpressed with Willis' acting. What irks me is that he's been equally shitty all of his career. Seriously. Same expression. Same cheesy one-liners. Same old, same old man.