Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Angry Review

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  • čas přidán 27. 01. 2017
  • AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Angerbeard watch the worst movie yet not only of the Resident Evil Franchise but also of January and possibly of all time!
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  • @tomatodamashi
    @tomatodamashi Před 7 lety +972

    The worst thing about the movie is that a person died and a stuntwoman lost her arm in service of making this garbage

    • @GRAVEMIND94
      @GRAVEMIND94 Před 7 lety +32

      tomatodamashi no way

    • @Etaukan
      @Etaukan Před 7 lety +101

      Not even just her arm, which is plenty bad; her FACE got partially ripped off.
      OFF!
      ::Shudder::

    • @shadowgamer4149
      @shadowgamer4149 Před 7 lety +12

      She lost a thumb to

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul Před 7 lety +45

      And the fact that they never gone through the research of any of the games before, making everything up as they go and took advantage of the cool Infected Designs to promote their junk by showing that off in the trailers...
      Seriously, I hope this is the final film of this, because this Series of Cinema entertainment went too many times "Deus Ex Machina" than any other movie before it! And it's utter garbage!

    • @paradyne1T101
      @paradyne1T101 Před 7 lety +45

      +LordBloodySoul That is because these movies are only made to help the director "try" to keep his wife relevant as a actor, so that is why they have gone ssssssooooosososososo far away from the actual game source material in a attempt to make her into some BS iconic character with the now trashing of what was once a very good game series as her backdrop ...its really quite pathetic now.

  • @kittencakes2702
    @kittencakes2702 Před 7 lety +1205

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 Před 7 lety +30

      seriously why do you care enough to make your own dumb comment addressing another dumb comment, which in turn makes you look no better than them?

    • @Mariomario-gt4oy
      @Mariomario-gt4oy Před 7 lety +36

      Joe T you're no better for making a comment about a dumb comment about making a comment about him not making game reviews

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 Před 7 lety +8

      Joe T please shut up

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 Před 7 lety +2

      ***** you first

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 Před 7 lety +3

      Mario Pendic ooooo some inception shit going on

  • @ravenbone3028
    @ravenbone3028 Před 7 lety +261

    Fun Fact: George A. Romero (Yes, Night of the Living Dead director) was hired by Capcom to write a screenplay for a Resident Evil film in 1998. He would've directed it too. The screenplay was and is a direct adaptation of the first game. Fans will be bemused that he's a Chris/Jill shipper. Romero was genuinely excited about the project, wishing to bring the game's style of horror to the big screen. And then he was fired. Why?
    “His script wasn’t good,” said Capcom producer Yoshiki Okamoto, “so Romero was fired.”
    That means some salaryman in his best English had to tell this cinema legend that "Ya know the Event Horizon dude? We're gonna go with him."
    As an RE fan, I gotta sigh for what coulda been. Not to mention Capcom could've printed their own money with that deal but chose not to.

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 Před 6 lety +23

      Raven Bone GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF I WANNA PUNCH SOMETHING

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 Před 6 lety +11

      Raven Bone FUCK CAPCOM

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 Před 6 lety +12

      Raven Bone THEY MAKE ALOT OF GREAT GAMES BUT GOD ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 Před 5 lety +4

      Raven Bone who the hell would fire a film making legend and replace it with someone who at his best is passable.
      P.S. I haven’t seen that movie that’s at least passable

    • @triton2397
      @triton2397 Před 5 lety +6

      Total Garbage
      Capcom did it for the money. This franchise has made 1.2 billion worldwide. On an overall budget of 290 million.

  • @be.a.7462
    @be.a.7462 Před 7 lety +461

    Resident Evil : The Final Seizure

  • @y-stylzz
    @y-stylzz Před 7 lety +704

    I just saw this on Wikipedia:
    "During filming, Jovovich's stunt double Olivia Jackson was severely injured when her motorcycle collided with a camera crane, leaving her in a medically-induced coma for two weeks. Among Jackson's injuries were cerebral trauma, a crushed face, a severed artery in her neck, a paralyzed arm, several broken ribs, a shattered scapula, a broken clavicle, torn fingers with a thumb that needed to be amputated, and five nerves torn out of her spinal cord. Jackson announced in December 2015 that her paralyzed left arm will need to be amputated. A second accident occurred during filming on December 3 when crew member Ricardo Cornelius was crushed to death by one of the film's props, a U.S. Army issue Hummer, while on set."
    Holy shit... :(

    • @Phantom_Gabriel
      @Phantom_Gabriel Před 7 lety +43

      yeah i just found out today one got hurt so bad that she lost her arm and one guy died because this movie

    • @Zigmosh
      @Zigmosh Před 7 lety +172

      Yurriën Angenent holy shit one got injured, and another one died, over a shitty film

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 Před 7 lety +65

      looks like the film was cursed from the get go

    • @Imskyhighy
      @Imskyhighy Před 7 lety +86

      Yurriën Angenent now that just makes this movie even shittier. Wish it wasn't made now

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 Před 7 lety +26

      Mr Paradise it would be different if these people died and got injured making an awesome movie, but they didn't.

  • @AimForMyHead81
    @AimForMyHead81 Před 7 lety +676

    People actually died and were injured during the making of this garbage movie.

    • @iftakharrahman6213
      @iftakharrahman6213 Před 7 lety +2

      how

    • @Momo_shuu
      @Momo_shuu Před 7 lety +130

      A stunt woman lost her arm and suffered severe damage to her face (I think it was degloved or something like that) in a motorbike accident on set

    • @ExceptionalWaffle
      @ExceptionalWaffle Před 7 lety +20

      Aji_Shuu
      kinda funny in the worst way possible

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 Před 7 lety +50

      Aji_Shuu WTF!!!!

    • @Momo_shuu
      @Momo_shuu Před 7 lety +92

      She's recovered almost fully though but she's never going to be able to do her job again due to missing her arm

  • @Reverse_Hood
    @Reverse_Hood Před 7 lety +130

    This movie needed an epilepsy warning

  • @akiwiwithaface8911
    @akiwiwithaface8911 Před 7 lety +352

    The best part about the film is the last three words in its name

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru Před 7 lety +4

      A kiwi with a face that's if it's true. Alice herself might of said this was the end of her story, but then she didn't die and there was still a shit ton of zombies n mutants all over the world. so her idea of an ending to her story, is carrying on having adventures for years to come

    • @wyattainsworth3693
      @wyattainsworth3693 Před 6 lety

      A kiwi with a face worst part*

    • @halkeye20
      @halkeye20 Před 6 lety

      In this film

    • @sweetiethewolf2037
      @sweetiethewolf2037 Před 4 lety

      To bad their a lie 😑

  • @alxiong
    @alxiong Před 7 lety +249

    The worst thing is that some movie critics gave this a 7/10 or 8/10. Fucken seriously?

    • @MrBonesYT
      @MrBonesYT Před 7 lety +3

      Alexander Xiong they were high

    • @ellie978
      @ellie978 Před 7 lety +10

      Alexander Xiong they're crazy, I really liked the first 2 but I feel the series when to hell with third

    • @ThomasTheWise2103
      @ThomasTheWise2103 Před 7 lety +8

      Alexander Xiong lol I don't know how much money they got paid to do that
      But they must be millionaires

    • @cookbtw5967
      @cookbtw5967 Před 7 lety +1

      MrBoneFTW high on that cash money

    • @wkingston1248
      @wkingston1248 Před 7 lety

      Alexander Xiong ign gave arkham knight a 7 or a 6 they are in the pocket of the corporations like most big name critical outlets

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn Před 7 lety +332

    Someone call IHE.
    We have another movie for search for the worst

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +21

      +Nikke 2800 Yeah. I mean, if he hates a movie like Suicide Squad, chances are, he will *destroy* this movie.

    • @jdmjegan5049
      @jdmjegan5049 Před 7 lety

      Nikke 2800 go for it

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn Před 7 lety +6

      Natasha Addison No one wants to see it. Even if it's free, time has value

    • @KennethEspericueta340
      @KennethEspericueta340 Před 7 lety +2

      Nikke 2800 50 Shades Darker

    • @christwoodyhussar6336
      @christwoodyhussar6336 Před 6 lety

      Nikke 2800: LOL search for the worst. Almost 100% of the movies, games, and songs from this sad molested decade have sucked. It would be a huge pain in the ass, to try and make a top 10 worst movies list. There would be so many honorable mentions, that you just couldn't do it, without losing your mind. Ironically Resident Evil was fairly good. It takes pride, and passion, to make R rated movies. All the other shit is just whores trying to make a quick buck.

  • @trcsonic
    @trcsonic Před 7 lety +466

    So, another chapter of "I gave my wife a job".

  • @earlgrey2130
    @earlgrey2130 Před 7 lety +51

    Best moment of this movie:
    The villain turns around with his drink in hand, serious face, looks at everyone and says: "So.. here we are. The trinity of bitches."
    This actually made me laugh hard. At this point i knew that not even the people making the movie were giving a shit anymore x'D

  • @Raul_Menendez
    @Raul_Menendez Před 7 lety +179

    The Final Chapter? Even the title sounds like a fucken fan fiction. LMFAO

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +7

      Or in Stuckmann's words, "Resident Evil: The Final Shit-Fuck"

    • @christiananddanyell
      @christiananddanyell Před 7 lety +6

      Azhari Azhar Fan fiction would be 100x better than this crap

    • @toon_cosplay_guy7930
      @toon_cosplay_guy7930 Před 7 lety

      Azhari Azhar hated the ending the worse leaving it open too what a joke aggggh

    • @belugaman6772
      @belugaman6772 Před 7 lety

      Azhari Azhar luckily it seems like this is the final movie

    • @touchmenot9977
      @touchmenot9977 Před 7 lety

      Vendetta is an actual resident evil movie though

  • @MrL0WEL
    @MrL0WEL Před 7 lety +214

    "This film is awful. Let's start the review."

  • @peterpunkart6861
    @peterpunkart6861 Před 7 lety +251

    I allmost got seizure just watching the footage behind you guys. So much cutting.

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +41

      That's basically this movie in a nutshell.

    • @polarblue2213
      @polarblue2213 Před 7 lety

      PeterPunk Art its a trailer idiot of course there will be alot of cuts
      But still the movie has alot of cuts

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +15

      +AdoBlue It has so many cuts, that it makes Getaway and Taken 3 look competently made by comparison.

    • @nerookari3548
      @nerookari3548 Před 6 lety +8

      I watched the damn movie and honestly, it's a miracle that I'm still alive :D

    • @iwanttosuckyouoffand9437
      @iwanttosuckyouoffand9437 Před 6 lety

      weak

  • @leatherDarkhorse
    @leatherDarkhorse Před 7 lety +96

    the director obviously has lazer room fetish.

    • @Acemastershake
      @Acemastershake Před 7 lety +5

      NightOdin I honestly never see the point of the lazer room can somebody explain to me what the point is.

    • @outlaw2747
      @outlaw2747 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Acemastershake There is no fucking point. That's why this series sucks incredible narwhal dick.

    • @ravenbone3028
      @ravenbone3028 Před 4 lety +1

      Fun fact, again: The laser room was the only thing they kept from George A. Romero's OG script . That was his idea.

  • @cynicalstubs360
    @cynicalstubs360 Před 7 lety +889

    These angry movie reviews are just as good as angry game reviews!

    • @ceejayszee
      @ceejayszee Před 7 lety +59

      Don't push it mate.

    • @infernious5491
      @infernious5491 Před 7 lety +4

      Caio José Smaha Zubek it's just an opinion, why would he piss people off?

    • @mrDeathtrooper
      @mrDeathtrooper Před 7 lety +2

      Caio José Smaha Zubek shut up and your not my mate.

    • @stormlives6051
      @stormlives6051 Před 7 lety +11

      That's kinda insulting. Seeing as a lot of effort goes into making his game reviews (higher production value, costumes, Other Joe's funny moments, more time consuming compared to his movie reviews).

    • @enerjae7174
      @enerjae7174 Před 7 lety

      I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic lol

  • @asunayuuki8710
    @asunayuuki8710 Před 7 lety +447

    As a fan of Resident Evil (yes, even some of the more action-packed ones), I think the live-action RE movies are fucking terrible.
    This movie is no different. That's all I have to say.
    Great review, Joe.

    • @asunayuuki8710
      @asunayuuki8710 Před 7 lety +27

      On the plus side, we have Resident Evil 7, and it was excellent. And we're getting a third installment to the CG animated RE movies, Vendetta.
      The actually _good_ Resident Evil movies.

    • @Super60429
      @Super60429 Před 7 lety +34

      It gets even worse. A crew member was crushed to death during production in an on-set accident because a car wasn't set properly and a stuntwoman lost her arm and suffered severe burns to half of her face. Paul W.S. Anderson should not be allowed to make money off of this travesty when he has the blood of two innocent people on his hands...

    • @asunayuuki8710
      @asunayuuki8710 Před 7 lety +12

      +Super60429 Now that makes matters even worse.

    • @mikeoxlong567
      @mikeoxlong567 Před 7 lety +4

      you liked SAO and it was pretty terrible as well tho

    • @satoutatsuhiro7134
      @satoutatsuhiro7134 Před 7 lety +3

      +SavePrivateTaco sao abridged is pretty good tho.

  • @lootskywalker3008
    @lootskywalker3008 Před 7 lety +49

    it's like what they did with "Chris Redfield" where the hell did he disappear to in afterlife

  • @luisvarela7787
    @luisvarela7787 Před 7 lety +68

    there's people who actually defend this movie...how?😐

    • @lighttime9080
      @lighttime9080 Před 6 lety +16

      Luis Varela because they want to die

    • @LonerWithBoner03
      @LonerWithBoner03 Před 6 lety +19

      Because they brain ded

    • @megaman15ish
      @megaman15ish Před 5 lety +15

      Because people are fucking retarded.

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 Před 4 lety +7

      Because the RE movie franchise is in the realm of “so bad, it’s good.” I’m one of those people who goes to bat for the 2nd one for that reason.
      But even THAT has limits.

    • @kentown8115
      @kentown8115 Před 4 lety +2

      I enjoyed it but I also expected it to suck dick and not be that good, so my expectations were so low I enjoyed it, I figured they would fuck us over on the final fight in retribution, I knew they would somehow make her not have powers again, I knew we would only get alice and clair. they at least ended it so maybe someday we will get a more faithful adaption based on the first 4 resident evil games or , 1 2 3 and code veronica. 4 would be a different movie cause it's not the same virus.

  • @shishaceo5204
    @shishaceo5204 Před 7 lety +151

    Honestly Joe getting angry at shitty games/movies is funniest thing on youtube

    • @shishaceo5204
      @shishaceo5204 Před 7 lety

      It's funny

    • @JuanyeTuda
      @JuanyeTuda Před 7 lety +7

      Godzilla is approaching the generator the generation is losing power
      Yeah AJ had me nearly dead

    • @wowguy9393
      @wowguy9393 Před 7 lety +2

      Ikr? I dont give a fuck about the movies he reviews. Im here for his personality and reactions.

    • @Son_D._Bear
      @Son_D._Bear Před 7 lety +2

      Jack Mae FAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Joe got the best angry videos ever

    • @AlexGR321
      @AlexGR321 Před 7 lety

      fly off to the right and explode

  • @urorazbojnik5678
    @urorazbojnik5678 Před 7 lety +153

    Not even Milla can save that awful franchise anymore lol

  • @aquadude248
    @aquadude248 Před 7 lety +247

    I already knew this movie was going to suck, just like all the other RE movies. And my dad wanted me to see it with him. Seriously.

    • @lazybot5569
      @lazybot5569 Před 7 lety +3

      LucarioDaGamer
      Yeah, I know the feeling. My dad *REALLY* wanted to watch xXx and the Mechanic with me.
      Glad I didn't watch those movies or even this pile of shit.

    • @lazybot5569
      @lazybot5569 Před 7 lety +21

      Ryan Davis
      Rented John Wick and watched Hell or High Water in the cinema.Had a fantastic time with him instead of watching that shit.
      Really stupid to make an accusation like that without knowing the full story.

    • @maybebebi7060
      @maybebebi7060 Před 7 lety +4

      @*Ryan Davis*
      Riiiiiiiiight... And what kind of father let's his kid (you) make a living of trolling online (for the sake of a stupid movie) instead of being in school getting an education? Some crappy father you have, kiddo. Grow up...

    • @Reedster49
      @Reedster49 Před 7 lety +12

      Dude just go see it, your pap obviously wants to see it so go spend time with him :)

    • @animeequalsweeaboololfucki9670
      @animeequalsweeaboololfucki9670 Před 7 lety +3

      Reedster Did you not read the guy's other comment?

  • @Bloodcap
    @Bloodcap Před 7 lety +35

    Paul W. S. Anderson is the English equivalent of Uwe Boll. Thank you, Paul, for utterly destroying one of my favorite franchises. Bastard.

    • @TheN1ghtwalker
      @TheN1ghtwalker Před 2 lety +1

      Use Boll wouldn't be able to make 30 seconds of MK 1995 though

  • @AnaheimElectronicsInc.
    @AnaheimElectronicsInc. Před 7 lety +922

    the only good thing about this movie is:
    *It's finally over.*

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 Před 7 lety +25

      Not even, it has an open ending.

    • @SFXCarly
      @SFXCarly Před 7 lety +1

      HAH! good joke

    • @Darkspear688
      @Darkspear688 Před 7 lety

      Lucas Peng a

    • @klesk4never
      @klesk4never Před 7 lety +2

      It has already broke-even and they had left the ending opened.
      I bet they will make another one.

    • @Deep_wolf
      @Deep_wolf Před 7 lety +4

      Don't you remember Friday 13th - Final Chapter, oh you silly one.

  • @sosarickgrimes5301
    @sosarickgrimes5301 Před 7 lety +213

    Ghostbusters??? 😲😲😲 Holy shit, is it that bad?

    • @ThyHollowedOne
      @ThyHollowedOne Před 7 lety +1

      DanBones thats what i was saying

    • @wescarr2089
      @wescarr2089 Před 7 lety

      DanBones ikr

    • @senakashiwazaki9822
      @senakashiwazaki9822 Před 7 lety +7

      +DanBones What, seriously? I mean, Ghostbusters was bad, one of the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen, but for a movie to be worse than Ghostbusters, that's quite a shock.

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 Před 7 lety +3

      DanBones THAT. FUCKING. BAD.

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds Před 7 lety

      DanBones Well that's good proof not to watch this movie.

  • @xzenox7156
    @xzenox7156 Před 7 lety +39

    So, this movie will be placed in the same category as Sonic Free Riders, as in "Avoid at all costs, for your own safety!"

  • @cryingwithrage
    @cryingwithrage Před 7 lety +18

    a crew member dying and a stunt woman getting her arm amputated was defiantly worth this piece of shit

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 Před 7 lety +166

    WTF the film already nearly made its budget back. No doubt there will be Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Part 2: A New Beginning.

    • @TMAC_93X
      @TMAC_93X Před 7 lety +3

      Purefoldnz or Resident Evil 7: the virus awakens

    • @superbsupreme543
      @superbsupreme543 Před 7 lety +12

      TMAC 93X Nah you guys got it all wrong😂 it's gonna be Resident evil 7: You thought we were done?

    • @timhogue1384
      @timhogue1384 Před 7 lety +8

      James Rice Nahhh nigga it's gonna be resident evil 7:Waste of bullets

    • @svetlanarodriguez7429
      @svetlanarodriguez7429 Před 7 lety +3

      On please no.

    • @SN33Z3C4NN0N
      @SN33Z3C4NN0N Před 7 lety +2

      You got to add, "The Reckoning"

  • @ahmeda.934
    @ahmeda.934 Před 7 lety +221

    Even IGN says it's bad. LOL!

    • @arkplaysgame3826
      @arkplaysgame3826 Před 7 lety +2

      bwhahaha yup must be very bad.

    • @sean-thiago1986
      @sean-thiago1986 Před 7 lety +3

      Super ahmed If IGN says it's bad, then I'm supposed to like it. Haha

    • @Gridseeker
      @Gridseeker Před 7 lety +1

      Considering IGN was very kind with the reviews of the past films. I hope Paul W. Anderson would NEVER EVER touch the franchise.

    • @bluechiefawesome5587
      @bluechiefawesome5587 Před 7 lety +5

      For real ? Damn!

    • @GamingDanishPastry
      @GamingDanishPastry Před 7 lety

      Super ahmed they have all been bad

  • @starwolf2125
    @starwolf2125 Před 7 lety +30

    this is taking the horse's carcass and shove up a dead dinosaur's ass level of franchise manipulation...

    • @starwolf2125
      @starwolf2125 Před 7 lety +3

      ***** NnnnoooooOOOOOO (vader voice)

  • @snowball9392
    @snowball9392 Před 7 lety +96

    AngryJoe is a true hero. He watches takes risks like these for us

  • @ProjectDelta1
    @ProjectDelta1 Před 7 lety +183

    The real winner was Mila Jovovich. Why? Because she banged and married a director to keep her employed for over 10 years. Plus ruin every character and property in the Resident Evil franchise. I hope we get a decent porn parody out of this.

    • @StoogesFan
      @StoogesFan Před 7 lety +13

      The characters from the RE games are useless in these movies except Milla, mainly because the movies were made to glorify her.

    • @JesseWhiteman117
      @JesseWhiteman117 Před 7 lety +24

      I showed my friend who is a major Resident Evil fan these movies and he was appalled that the most popular RE characters were overshadowed by a girl who haves a unrealistic amount of skills. It's pretty insulting if you're a hardcore fan and you have a completely made up character that steals the spotlight of every original character in the franchise.

    • @Tanzenergise
      @Tanzenergise Před 7 lety +30

      it makes chris's boulder punch in re5 look possible

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 Před 7 lety +9

      CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. THANKS. THANKS. THANKS. NEED AMMO.

    • @gman2570
      @gman2570 Před 7 lety

      well atleast ethan actaully was infected with a virus that helps him unlike alice who has lost her powers again

  • @TheHauntedReader
    @TheHauntedReader Před 7 lety +254

    Wow the final Resident Evil Movie is really bad? I am utterly shocked.

    • @giglamesh9831
      @giglamesh9831 Před 6 lety +1

      TheHauntingHour hey its you, subscribed and love your content

    • @shawnharrison1295
      @shawnharrison1295 Před 5 lety +1

      Fine you dont want to follow the movie I figured that out in the first one. You dont even explain to the little fans that may have liked the movies some type of closer on the characters wtf happened in DC? All we get is a double cross are you kidding me they had like 5 years to clarify wtf happened from then to now, makes me sick and then Alice becomes this leader of this so called last stand group get the f outta here I just have to smh on this lol I can go on but I would end up having a heart attack. Ridiculous

    • @caesarthesquirrel971
      @caesarthesquirrel971 Před 5 lety

      I looked up Paul W. S. Anderson. He is literally full of it. He calls himself a "populist filmmaker", a term that he uses as a way of saying that he only cares about whether his movies entertain and cheer audiences while disregarding reception from professional critics. Pure laziness on his part! I admit that I understand why people hated AVP, though I still find it somewhat enjoyable despite it not being canon. And there was Soldier, starring Kurt Russell. Old man Snake Plissken does no wrong by his acting. The only two good films Anderson ever made.

    • @cagatayocal7049
      @cagatayocal7049 Před 5 lety +1

      The live action movies are shit
      The animated movies are infinitely better!

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 Před 5 lety +1

      @@cagatayocal7049 even the animation or cgi for resident evil is 10 times better

  • @BIGNOIDS
    @BIGNOIDS Před 7 lety +138

    Jovovich is still hot tho...

    • @timothywimes7588
      @timothywimes7588 Před 6 lety +7

      Ever since the fifth element

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 Před 6 lety +7

      would bang

    • @jaysongreen6741
      @jaysongreen6741 Před 6 lety +6

      Uhh no, shes so fucking ugly her acting somehow makes her even more ugly that she needs bags on her face/hands/arms/legs so I don't have to see her entirely.

    • @shawnysamuels18
      @shawnysamuels18 Před 5 lety +4

      She needs to go and resident evil be a so much better movie period

    • @smoke420chillandromeda8
      @smoke420chillandromeda8 Před 4 lety

      @@shawnysamuels18 lol "period" 😂

  • @jimmehbizzle5884
    @jimmehbizzle5884 Před 7 lety +75

    paul w s anderson is one of the worst directors in the history of cinema. i hope just hope the resident evil movies would be rebooted to a true horror movieor just not done at all.

    • @vampirevlad127
      @vampirevlad127 Před 6 lety +5

      2 words : uwe boll

    • @edwardbartley3740
      @edwardbartley3740 Před 6 lety +4

      jimmeh Bizzle At least he made one good film in event horizon and one decent film in mortal kombat

    • @shadowpeople2645
      @shadowpeople2645 Před 6 lety +1

      The guy who made saw and other great horror movies is rebooting mortal kombat and resident evil movies

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku Před 4 lety

      I disagree with that statement Paul WS Anderson Is not a bad director and if you think that well then go watch event horizon and then try to tell me that again because I know you won't. while I can agree Paul WS Anderson's writing leaves much to be desired as a director he is not bad.

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku Před 4 lety

      @@vampirevlad127 thank you I hate it when people say that Paul WS Anderson is the worst director because I have to wonder if these motherfuckers even know what a bad director really looks like

  • @cannedratmeat5258
    @cannedratmeat5258 Před 7 lety +552

    Another great movie review thanks joe!

    • @Aki-to
      @Aki-to Před 7 lety

      How do you know?

    • @cannedratmeat5258
      @cannedratmeat5258 Před 7 lety +1

      BartholomewJS I can just tell! I love seeing a new joe video

    • @Aki-to
      @Aki-to Před 7 lety

      +jonah pointer Me too.

    • @draiken98
      @draiken98 Před 7 lety +2

      jonah pointer i was waiting for this one since the trailers

    • @cannedratmeat5258
      @cannedratmeat5258 Před 7 lety

      Juan E. Villalobos haha ya me too joe is such a great content creator by far one of my favorites!

  • @bobsaggzs2088
    @bobsaggzs2088 Před 7 lety +302

    Joe is the only review i trust, period!

  • @Acane_Vision
    @Acane_Vision Před 4 lety +19

    even today in 2019, im still pissed that we didnt get to see that fight at the end of retribution...

    • @smoke420chillandromeda8
      @smoke420chillandromeda8 Před 4 lety

      LMFAO 😂

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks to Paul W S Anderson

    • @ghostchrishawk1101
      @ghostchrishawk1101 Před 4 lety

      I had to buy the official novelisation of it to have a taste of what happened. Wish they've shown it all even though the deaths of Ada, Jill and Leon were brutal and unecessary

    • @Acane_Vision
      @Acane_Vision Před 4 lety +2

      @@ghostchrishawk1101 i was a big fan of these movies, and this movie pissed..... me....... OFF

    • @ghostchrishawk1101
      @ghostchrishawk1101 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, I tolerated them on a guilty pleasure level but this one was so lazy and disrespectful to even those who followed this highly departed from its source material franchise.

  • @NativeMind0311
    @NativeMind0311 Před 7 lety +36

    resident evil sold out after the 4th game

    • @NativeMind0311
      @NativeMind0311 Před 7 lety +19

      and the 2nd movie

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru Před 7 lety +6

      Day Man I really liked the first 2 movies, but then they took a massive shot on the games and went full non-Canon. After That, they got worse n worse with every movie

    • @trazyntheinfinite8393
      @trazyntheinfinite8393 Před 6 lety +13

      I agree with you however RE7: Bio hazard is a great game and I welcome it to the series and hope they either leave the series alone from then on or continue with the RE7: Bio hazard style of horror and action.

    • @roadtodawn8088
      @roadtodawn8088 Před 5 lety +3

      devildog 0311 This didn’t age well

    • @aniki6575
      @aniki6575 Před 5 lety +2

      *This comment did not fucking age well*

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 Před 7 lety +256

    Well at least we got one good Resident Evil thing this month. ^^

    • @gamz
      @gamz Před 7 lety +2

      Concordia Harmony right lol

    • @demeritnation
      @demeritnation Před 7 lety

      porn

    • @weirdis8478
      @weirdis8478 Před 7 lety +9

      i have to be honest the resident evil game sucked. sorry

    • @nando1881
      @nando1881 Před 7 lety

      I see what you did there ^_^

    • @fblewis323
      @fblewis323 Před 7 lety +10

      Weirdis Care to explain why it sucked??

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 Před 7 lety +51

    3 Good things to think of guys....
    1: Resident Evil:Vendetta is coming soon....A REAL RE Movie
    2: Go Play RE 7, it'll bring good horror vibes your way
    3: THE LIVE ACTION RE MOVIES ARE FINALLY OVER!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

    • @ghostwriter4318
      @ghostwriter4318 Před 7 lety

      Don't buy Resident Evil 7. It sucks ass. It's time to stop and for the franchise to die

    • @jdmjegan5049
      @jdmjegan5049 Před 7 lety +1

      Reese Puffs yeah... it doesn't play like the other RE games... just saying

    • @kiwamikresskody
      @kiwamikresskody Před 7 lety

      Randy Gutierrez doesn't play like the other games and it's automatically bad, I mean it's totally not as good as Umbrella Corps right? Not to forget resident evil Survivor 1 and 2 was totally not first person alright? Alright, yeah I guess I can live with that

    • @shadowofoblivion7233
      @shadowofoblivion7233 Před 7 lety +8

      re7 is a great game, anyone who has said its terrible have not played it or ignorantly judged it by first glance, there are legit problems with the game like puzzels being too easy and some boss fights seem lacking, way too much weapon to the point you steam roll everything after the first 1hr of the game and ethan having as much emotion and character as Henry from SH4 .
      those are legit complaints everyone else who calls the game bad comes up with some bs saying Example:
      there are no enemies and you cant defend yourself ,outlast ripoff! 10/10 scary paranormal horror game wtf re was paranormal horror?

    • @MrPrince383
      @MrPrince383 Před 7 lety

      Randy Gutierrez. oh its not over yet child sony has decided to reboot it and alice is still in it

  • @christopher961
    @christopher961 Před 7 lety +9

    Someone died for this movie...... it pisses me off, that the woman died only for the movie to do bad

  • @derekisazombie39
    @derekisazombie39 Před 7 lety +10

    Joe...I can't believe you spent money on this movie....I'm sorry bro....
    I mean, I love Milla as much as the next guy but she should really look after herself better. lmao
    Also, Looking forward to an RE7 review. I thought the game was badass and you're probably my oldest sub, So I'm keen to hear that opinion yo!

  • @travisk08
    @travisk08 Před 7 lety +184

    what happened to Chris, Leon, Ada, Jill,

    • @RobertoBermeo_
      @RobertoBermeo_ Před 7 lety +22

      C.G Rock ́n Roll Nobody said that in the fucking film

    • @shadowofoblivion7233
      @shadowofoblivion7233 Před 7 lety +42

      it was never about the actuall re characters anyways ,they all were watered down so alice could get the spotlight, alice the woman with as much character as lighting from FFXIII.

    • @gamerhats4145
      @gamerhats4145 Před 7 lety +68

      You mean the spotlight was on the fucking directors wife, not the character, his fucking wife, he makes these movies to give his wife work, and to glorify her. Fuck. This. Movie.

    • @mr.twilight4143
      @mr.twilight4143 Před 7 lety +11

      Gone because budget

    • @donnellebarfield3964
      @donnellebarfield3964 Před 7 lety +29

      what the fuck happened to the white house and all those millions of survivors this movie doesn't even follow it's own cannon?

  • @CelioCenteno
    @CelioCenteno Před 7 lety +156

    I love when Angry Joe gets angry!!! Thanks for saving me two hours of my life and 14 bucks.

    • @christiankopet5891
      @christiankopet5891 Před 7 lety +3

      Celio Centeno Ikr?! He knows what he's talking about

    • @finodiez9227
      @finodiez9227 Před 7 lety +3

      dude, I downloaded it out of boredom one day. piracy has its benefits, and I strongly recommend using it in these cases. This way you dont give money to shit but you can watch ttheir shit anyways if youre just curious. 1/10 here this movie sux

  • @maybebebi7060
    @maybebebi7060 Před 7 lety +38

    *"RESIDENT EVIL: VENDETTA"* is the TRUE *RE* movie people should be saving their money for.

    • @hunteranubis
      @hunteranubis Před 6 lety +2

      Was that the CGI one with Leon in that makeshift country?

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 Před 6 lety +5

      THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! May wanna watch Degeneration & Damnation before Vendetta, though.

    • @ExileMMO
      @ExileMMO Před 5 lety +1

      Vendetta was so bad.

    • @wawanrachmawan1950
      @wawanrachmawan1950 Před 5 lety

      Mehh... i rather Damnation instead of Vendetta

    • @kentown8115
      @kentown8115 Před 4 lety

      degeneration is awesome still yet to see damnation and vendetta at least in vendetta we get the real chris renfield unlike afterlife

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod Před 7 lety +12

    People in the comments already mentioned the one crew member that died and the stuntwoman who was badly injured and lost her arm. Here's an interview with her after the accident:
    www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/top-stuntwoman-who-survived-horror-8956321

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod Před 7 lety +4

      How can you laugh? It's terrible!
      (or is it like in those parent text screenshots, where you think "lol" means "lots of love"?)

    • @zaizen4359
      @zaizen4359 Před 7 lety +1

      aww, you poor desolate creature LOL

  • @justconnnoor
    @justconnnoor Před 7 lety +75

    John Wick 2 comes out Feb 10th, the newest TV spot shows him killing someone with a pencil!
    JOHN WICK WILL SAVE US FROM THESE SHITTY ACTION FILMS.

  • @Meteor_pending
    @Meteor_pending Před 7 lety +109

    Can we get a good RE film now?

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +30

      Vendetta is coming soon.

    • @load1ng_profile436
      @load1ng_profile436 Před 7 lety +12

      denNicola degeneration was cool.

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 Před 7 lety +2

      I thought Extinction was the best and the first 3 were damn good.

    • @RpGfreak901
      @RpGfreak901 Před 7 lety +3

      There's no such thing as a good RE film. Just let the series die for good.

    • @zaizen4359
      @zaizen4359 Před 7 lety +2

      Not gonna happen dude. Secondly, you haven't seen Vendetta yet. Some of the staff involved in making this movie are they guy who made The Grudge, and some other pretty cool movies. This one might actually be decent.

  • @tshoemake5945
    @tshoemake5945 Před 5 lety +7

    I'm sure Milla Jovovich is a decent person and can be a good actor, she need to be in better movies

    • @tnbn55
      @tnbn55 Před 2 lety

      Her husband made those movies starring his wife. Easy money for her.

  • @Lo4th
    @Lo4th Před 7 lety +2

    Thank you Joe, for saving me so much money this year. That being said will there be an angry review of Resident Evil 7?

  • @daniellado2523
    @daniellado2523 Před 7 lety +42

    At least the Resident Evil movies are dead. When will people learn that videogame movies should stop happening?

    • @ramiobeid25
      @ramiobeid25 Před 7 lety +17

      It's not that they should stop happening it's that someone competent who's actually a fan of the game should work on the film in question.

    • @viscoselight23
      @viscoselight23 Před 7 lety +2

      Daniel Lado RE7 is an amazing game. They should just stick to games like RE7.

    • @generalcjg
      @generalcjg Před 7 lety +6

      Daniel Lado The closest for a good videogame movie is Wreck it Ralph (even though that movie was not really a videogame movie, but it still was in a videogame world, and even had characters from videogames, so, that's the closest that we will have for a good videogame movie).

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 Před 7 lety +1

      I thought the animated film, "Resident Evil Damnation" was really well done, creative, and definitely the best video game movie I have seen (I would rate it 8/10).
      However, "Resident Evil Damnation" had the advantage of being an original story, set within the source material's canon, that was also built from the ground up to be a 100-minute film with a three-act structure. So it did not have to contend with the challenges that most Hollywood-made video game movies have, such as converting a 5-20 hour campaign (paced like an obstacle course rather than a three-act narrative) into a 90 minute to 3 hour film for theaters, building the video games' world and lore for casual viewers while the story is told, and further fleshing out the story/characters/themes to make it worthwhile for a movie (since many acclaimed games can get by just on gameplay without much story to immerse people, unless it is a game like "Metal Gear Solid", in which case the filmmaker would have the opposite difficulty if fitting all that story and character development in there).
      So I consider "Resident Evil Damnation" an exception to the rule and I still say I have yet to see a well made video game movie, produced by a major studio. And it does not help that video games are still not taken nearly as seriously as comic books, so we often got passionless and/or incompetent filmmakers hired to make these video game movies.

    • @KeN_The_SaMuRaii
      @KeN_The_SaMuRaii Před 7 lety

      Viscoselight23 That game is a silent hill/outlast ripoff. Far from being amazing. You casual gamers need to leave my favorite gaming franchise alone!

  • @archivedaccount5990
    @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +68

    As a fan of mindless action movies (I even liked Underworld: Blood Wars and XxX: Return of Xander Cage), I just could *not* get into this movie franchise. I like Resident Evil, but these movies are just so godawful. I never liked Paul W.S. Anderson's movies (save for Death Race, which is mediocre at best), and this was no exception.
    I am NOT interested in this movie, and I probably never will be.
    On the plus side, I'm excited for Resident Evil: Vendetta, which looks _WAY_ better than any of the live-action movies.

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 Před 7 lety +18

      +Matthew Cool I have a soft spot for dumb action movies, too. But yeah, this is just not worth the ticket. It's not even worth torrenting.
      It's that bad.

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +9

      +Zoey Winchester Great, you again. I actually seen more action movies than you think. Plus, I'm sure you're just acting like that just because of my profile pic.

    • @kylereiner3193
      @kylereiner3193 Před 7 lety +7

      These movies are shit, but the games kick ass.

    • @th3lonef0x4
      @th3lonef0x4 Před 7 lety

      Kyle Reiner except for umbrella corps.

    • @BeloBeeAMenace
      @BeloBeeAMenace Před 7 lety +1

      BlueBadgerGamer dear god please don't remind me of that nightmare

  • @spectralknight7142
    @spectralknight7142 Před 5 lety +8

    I remember seeing this at release with my brother, we never thought these were good but we loved resident evil so we went to see it and during the beginning I thought we missed a movie because of how disconnected it was from all the others and we left not mad but laughing at how bad it was and to this day it is one of the worst movies we've ever seen

  • @alexanderc.1272
    @alexanderc.1272 Před 7 lety +11

    i forsee the movie "Resident Evil: Sevens Time the Charm"

  • @batman8413
    @batman8413 Před 7 lety +121

    Thanks for your review Joe! Now I definitely won't buy this game.

  • @gorditorene
    @gorditorene Před 7 lety +32

    Joe you should give this movie a -10/10

  • @RemniStrath
    @RemniStrath Před 7 lety +8

    I actually completely agree with him on this film. The fact that they just completely trashed the entire lore of the movies before, it was so bad. And those damn jumpcuts pissed me off

  • @2597Matheus
    @2597Matheus Před 7 lety +4

    I remember entering a store and finding a resident evil book based on the films, I couldn't believe that it existed...

  • @MaicoMoon
    @MaicoMoon Před 7 lety +111

    Damn Delrith. Good job on losing all that weight, boy. Keep it up, fam.

  • @wd-type9643
    @wd-type9643 Před 7 lety +40

    *This movie is bad, but now as bad as the umbrella corps game... Or are they the same level or horrible?*

    • @gman2570
      @gman2570 Před 7 lety +5

      same level

    • @georgejohncebina-mcdonald4393
      @georgejohncebina-mcdonald4393 Před 7 lety +15

      Seramic _Skeptical Angry Joe gave Umbrella Corps a 2/10, he gave this movie a 1/10, the movie is worse

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 Před 7 lety +29

      Seramic _Skeptical At least no one died while Umbrella Corps was being made.

  • @datriaxsondor590
    @datriaxsondor590 Před 5 lety +6

    Actually discovered Phelous thanks to your name drop, and have laughed a ton at his tearing down of this entire franchise, among others. He absolutely obliterates the entire RE movies series, and rightly so.
    In any case, good mention of Phelous. Thanks.

  • @alexl.4362
    @alexl.4362 Před 4 lety +3

    The cop chick in the 2nd one was Fine as Hell.

    • @Fick45
      @Fick45 Před 4 lety +1

      Alex Lopresti Jill

    • @AnotherAugustus
      @AnotherAugustus Před 4 lety

      That character is supposed top be jill valentine. You're better off playing/ watching the actual resident evil games they're way better than the bullshit movies

  • @krono5el
    @krono5el Před 7 lety +11

    people died for this movie :/

  • @wavyflac
    @wavyflac Před 7 lety +23

    I got a Resident Evil: The Final Chapter ad for this video... Claimed that critics said that they "saved the best for last".

  • @bionicleanime
    @bionicleanime Před 2 lety +4

    Little did Joe know that this was a precursor to the review that will be his ACTUAL first 0/10.

  • @arvinnassiri007
    @arvinnassiri007 Před 7 lety +38

    One of the worst movies of all time

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 Před 4 lety +1

      No doubt. This is pretty much the worst action movie I have ever seen.

    • @nahomgirma5095
      @nahomgirma5095 Před 4 lety

      For me, it is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's worse than The Room, it's worse than Super Mario Bros, it's worse than The Garbage Pail Kids Movie and worse than Superman 4.

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂 bruh you don't watch a lot of movies do you?

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 Před 4 lety

      @@AncapOtaku Nah, I seen a lot of movies.
      But this is just bad. I know there are far worse movies than this, but this was just an eyesore from start to finish.
      I mean, I'm not opposed to things like shaky cam or jump cuts depending on the context, but this was overkill.
      It also doesn't help that it has the worse lighting than Suicide Squad, and that movie was pretty hard to see.

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku Před 4 lety

      @@mattc2306 well that may be true to call this the worst movie of all time is nothing short of absurd. you can't honestly tell me that this is comparable to something like I don't know the room or troll 2.

  • @ss_minno_johnsonxoxo7170
    @ss_minno_johnsonxoxo7170 Před 7 lety +31

    Would you rather play Ride To Hell or watch this movie again?

  • @RaYmOnDrOiD
    @RaYmOnDrOiD Před 7 lety +10

    Angerbeard's wearing an N7 jacket...
    Mass Effect Andromeda Review Confirmed

  • @balarush
    @balarush Před 7 lety +4

    I made it 10 minutes into the film, but after nearly 100 cuts in that time, I had to leave. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?!

  • @VampiresCrypt
    @VampiresCrypt Před 7 lety +5

    Paul W.S. Anderson has some good movies, two of them are Event Horizon and Soldier.

  • @ravelordnito9211
    @ravelordnito9211 Před 7 lety +71

    I love Joe and his content. Don't get me wrong his game reviews are where his CZcams channel shines but his movie reviews are also funny and informative. I honestly don't see how people can have such animosity towards them.

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 Před 5 lety +3

      I guess maybe because he's cursing so that makes him unprofessional. But that begs the question as to why the hell people even bother looking for these critics on CZcams if they're looking for professionalism.

    • @grego1817
      @grego1817 Před 5 lety +3

      Some people prefer that he just does game reviews and call him lazy when he puts out literally anything but a game review.

  • @YTSProduction
    @YTSProduction Před 7 lety +51

    Is *Resident Evil: The Final Chapter* Really That Bad?

    • @cacitetighe1078
      @cacitetighe1078 Před 7 lety +22

      Don't watch it.. U don't want to know if u are a fan.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage Před 7 lety +37

      it was so bad that a crew member died and a stunt woman lost her arm

    • @Stsebastian8900
      @Stsebastian8900 Před 7 lety +11

      i like them all, its sick. dont get all the hate tbh

    • @BlakeF-oc5wh
      @BlakeF-oc5wh Před 7 lety +6

      If you liked the others you'll like it

    • @BlakeF-oc5wh
      @BlakeF-oc5wh Před 7 lety +3

      If you liked the others you'll like it

  • @larncieldarknciel440
    @larncieldarknciel440 Před 7 lety

    When are we going to get the full Review?

  • @jacobmays7906
    @jacobmays7906 Před 7 lety +13

    stop torturing other joe lmao

  • @WorasLT
    @WorasLT Před 7 lety +21

    Resident Evil Biohazard first, Final Chapter second.

    • @ahmeda.934
      @ahmeda.934 Před 7 lety

      More like Final Chapter five-hundredth.

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT Před 7 lety +3

      Looks like Final Fantasy xD

    • @GoogleUser-ch1fh
      @GoogleUser-ch1fh Před 7 lety +2

      WorasLT In 50 years we'll be playing Final Fantasy 37 xdddd

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT Před 7 lety +1

      Final Fantasy: The Final Fight: The End, Conclusion

    • @WorasLT
      @WorasLT Před 7 lety

      RE7 is mediocre.
      And absolute masterpiece in VR.

  • @V.IV.Rusty.
    @V.IV.Rusty. Před 7 lety +24

    That introduction was fucking hilarious joe, keep it up!!

    • @RHCP1031
      @RHCP1031 Před 7 lety

      Did Joe... play you like a fiddle?

    • @V.IV.Rusty.
      @V.IV.Rusty. Před 7 lety

      OD Music give it back! This isn't right that was ours!

  • @kazaamoneal9816
    @kazaamoneal9816 Před 7 lety +5

    Thanks again for saving me money, Joe!

  • @Undaunted99
    @Undaunted99 Před 7 lety

    This intro almost gave me a day off college today, nice job! :)

  • @desertfox4277
    @desertfox4277 Před 7 lety +47

    Come on Joe, nothing is worse than the new Ghostbusters

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd Před 7 lety +4

      I'm not saying the new Ghostbusters is good, cause it isn't, but there are so many things that are *much* worse than that movie.

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 7 lety +2

      Desert Fox i totally agree with you...ghostbusters is beyond terrible, the problems with this shit fest are far worst and deeper than most people think!

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 Před 7 lety +1

      Desert Fox Ghostbusters is the worst movie all of time what?

    • @Quantum_Zebra
      @Quantum_Zebra Před 7 lety

      Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes and pretty good, sorry hater

    • @BrandonVoiceGuy
      @BrandonVoiceGuy Před 7 lety +3

      Quantum Zebra the movie was garbage rotten tomatoes gave it a good rating because they were paid....get over yourself kid

  • @turhaturpa8186
    @turhaturpa8186 Před 7 lety +11

    Joe should make " Worst movies of 2016"

  • @bryanday3495
    @bryanday3495 Před 7 lety

    I love your reviews man. Makes a boring day at work guy by quicker! Keep up the good work

  • @Escrypha
    @Escrypha Před 2 lety

    Saw this video and the spoilers discussion when they first came out, but I never saw the movie until now. When they used the laser grid in this one without the x-comb pattern, I thought they could explain it by saying only the Red Queen’s processing power could create it. Isaacs had her reboot before that scene, and were I one of the writers for this project, I would delay her reboot until later, so I could use my convoluted excuse. The main thing that bugged me, though, was the timer, like you said. They did that 5-minutes on Namek trope, where with about 4 minutes left before chasing Isaacs, she fights, gets trapped, beats ‘im, gets the antidote, has enough time to take an elevator to the surface, enough time for Isaacs to follow her up there, and enough time to listen to him go on about nonsense before finally releasing it.
    Even if we took their lousy timer at face value, they then say the antidote may take years to reach the rest of the planet, so if the last dregs of humanity were in the Philippines and projected to die out in 30 seconds, then humanity ends with her and Claire. :facepalm:
    Why’d I still watch it when I saw this prior? I like that critics inform me and help me come to my own conclusions, so I don’t see their word as law. For example, I enjoy Justice League and the all-female Ghostbusters movie, even though Joe dislikes ‘em. I still think this movie deserves a 4/10, rather than a one. x’D I love critics because they help me look at films from perspectives I might never have considered, which is why I watch your excellent videos.

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 Před 7 lety +18

    Damn she looks good in that interview though lol

  • @jean-lucpicard2914
    @jean-lucpicard2914 Před 7 lety +13

    I lycan it to Underworld. It exists to keep the directors wife employed.

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 Před 7 lety +3

      Dom DeLuise i don't get it I like the first 2 underworlds and I liked the first 3 resident evil movies. Havnt seen the rest yet

    • @Ragnarok3918
      @Ragnarok3918 Před 7 lety +1

      that's a different actress. Kate Beckinsale, not Mila Jovovich

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes Před 7 lety

      ayyyy

    • @paradyne1T101
      @paradyne1T101 Před 7 lety +1

      +Dom DeLuise Then I guess this means Kate Beckinsale and Mila Jovovich should try to find new husbands who can get them better roles to play..

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam Před 7 lety

    This right here, this is why I like your channel. It saves me from regretful money consumption (although you're the one regretfully consuming yours...sorry ) your game reviews and movie reviews are always honest, unbiased and devoid of any sugarcoating. Keep it up man.

  • @SeanBlazze
    @SeanBlazze Před 6 lety

    a year later and this opening still cracks me up, ive shown this to people and they still remind me of it lol

  • @shadowlinkbds
    @shadowlinkbds Před 7 lety +33

    If you guys want to see resident evil movies done justice , watch the cgi movies Degeneration and Damnation. Those resident evil films are good.

    • @superbsupreme543
      @superbsupreme543 Před 7 lety +1

      Carpey Cgi is animation😑😔

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +1

      Degeneration and Damnation are the _only_ Resident Evil movies I liked.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 Před 7 lety +1

      So far, Resident Evil Damnation is the one and only video game movie that was actually great (btw, I thought Degeneration was just okay, barely better than the first live-action movie).

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds Před 7 lety +1

      Carpey Animated. Cgi. Same thing. The important thing is those movies are better than the other pieces of shit resident evil movies.

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds Před 7 lety +3

      Matthew Cool Same. I'm looking forward to the new one Vendetta.

  • @KingCopasGaming
    @KingCopasGaming Před 7 lety +16

    BREAKING!!!!!!! Paul W. S. Anderson says, "What is editing? Is that some kind of food?"

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 Před 6 lety +2

    Woah. That Ada Wong cosplay was awesome. In the clip you showed I thought it was a 3d render pasted there. It was puzzling. Best cosplay. 🌹✨👏

  • @masterman3178
    @masterman3178 Před 7 lety +20

    Why couldn't these movies just follow the games story and be good :/

    • @tiffanyp1582
      @tiffanyp1582 Před 7 lety

      Video game viewer
      Yeah Milla jovovich should've just been Jill. Would've been perfect for her!

    • @masterman3178
      @masterman3178 Před 7 lety +7

      Tiffisthebes exactly and I remember watching the first movie in theaters for the first time telling my friend "ahh that must be Jill" how wrong I was.

    • @HamguyBacon
      @HamguyBacon Před 6 lety

      because the games aren't good.

    • @Cwyan-wv1hj
      @Cwyan-wv1hj Před 6 lety +2

      Hamguy Bacon how dare you!

    • @manat31790
      @manat31790 Před 6 lety +2

      They tried. George Romero wrote a script with the plot similar to the Spencer Mansion incident. The studio intentionally rejected the script.

  • @MariACL96
    @MariACL96 Před 7 lety +86

    Agreed, worst movie ever i swear to god, literally the only good thing about this movie is that is finally over, even the last airbender looks decent next to this one!!!

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 Před 7 lety +18

      It's the worst action movie I have seen in a long time.

    • @mizukihozakai7417
      @mizukihozakai7417 Před 5 lety

      This is the worst movie I've seen, right after Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem.

    • @EroticOnion23
      @EroticOnion23 Před 5 lety

      @@mizukihozakai7417 AVP is Citizen Kane compared to this...

    • @mizukihozakai7417
      @mizukihozakai7417 Před 5 lety

      @EroticOnion23 The 2004 movie, probably.
      But there's nothing redeemable about Requiem.

  • @fenrirblaze9350
    @fenrirblaze9350 Před 7 lety +14

    Uwe Boll could do worse a million times worse.

    • @jazz8000
      @jazz8000 Před 7 lety +2

      Do not provoke him.

    • @yureikumo5488
      @yureikumo5488 Před 7 lety

      Fenrir Blaze Alone In The Dark worse

    • @fenrirblaze9350
      @fenrirblaze9350 Před 7 lety +1

      Yurei Kumo it's been going down since the third film I'm not surprised it's the worst in the series

  • @SpookySnoopy
    @SpookySnoopy Před 6 lety +1

    Does anyone know what hoodie other Joe is wearing?

  • @TimonFrostheart
    @TimonFrostheart Před 6 lety +2

    Please consider doing a review on the animated ones, Damnation, Degeneration and Vendetta. They aren't exactly good, but they ain't half bad either. At least they're lore-friendly and based on the videogame characters.

    • @walktroughman1952
      @walktroughman1952 Před 6 lety

      The Swervy Pirate Definitely had fun watching Vendetta recently, it was pretty good.

  • @damjanradovanovic1412
    @damjanradovanovic1412 Před 7 lety +53

    Review resident evil 7 please

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 Před 7 lety +8

      Damjan Radovanovic and I finish it how long? (slow motion) 9 hours its not a bad I've give the final verdict for RE7 is 9/10 also played it in PSVR and it was awesome!

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 Před 7 lety +1

      maurice wilson who gives a shit what? when im lying what?. video game movies are shit what? sucked what? the director doesn't how to make a movie based on the video game adaptation what? camera shaky angles what? poor dialogue what? how it was suppose to have the returning characters from the last film what? (slow motion) only 2 characters what?. from the video game franchise

    • @damjanradovanovic1412
      @damjanradovanovic1412 Před 7 lety

      tremor Voorhees this man is high lmao

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 Před 7 lety +1

      maurice wilson yeah!!!! I knew this was gonna suck when the teaser trailer came out and it was liked

    • @belugaman6772
      @belugaman6772 Před 7 lety +4

      Tremor Voorhees if you're talking about RE 7 then it doesn't suck. The game is GOOD

  • @moyses9293
    @moyses9293 Před 7 lety +19

    just saw this movie it was horrible it had unnecessary camera cuts and the story was just all over the place

    • @urnotgunnadoshit8190
      @urnotgunnadoshit8190 Před 7 lety +7

      I guess I should just take those $15-$20 for movie tickets and go buy the resident evil 7 game instead of watch this movie. It's more expensive, but ill be happier for it.

    • @moyses9293
      @moyses9293 Před 7 lety +6

      Urnotgunnadoshit yeah man go buy that you will be a lot happier with your purchase

  • @SLiMmcl
    @SLiMmcl Před 7 lety

    Does anybody know when Joe uploads videogame reviews now? I remember him saying Tuesdays I think but I can't remember how often he said they would be. Like monthly or bi weekly something like that.

  • @KNJfan
    @KNJfan Před 7 lety +5

    :O how did you recreated the movie so perfectly