I dont find one better than the other!! Don't worry, I laughed!!! Sovereign citizen's dont kidnap! But scientology does have Tom Cruise! Man, scientology might be worse!! I want to know what everyone else thinks???? JR's books lead me to believe Scientology is not any better than the Manson family.
@@MRWhoreoscope Dude these people don't work, it against their religion. Besides would you really trust to be IN or ON something that they helped construct???
Because it's all a joke those sovereign citizens folks need to stop believing that utube sovereign shit . It never works in court . Also it's outdated. No one has ever really won that so called sovereign mess . They have been lied to . So damn fake
I think it’s hilarious when they refuse to repeat the word “understand” as if it’s a magic word trap that will turn them guilty 😂🤣 These people are such morons.
How can it be "Ineffective Counsel" when he opted to forgo the appointed/selected attorney for counsel, then decided to represent himself, thus in effect he now becomes the Defendant's Counsel...Now that he has made that decision with proceedings underway there is very limited recourse or actions the defense attorney can legally partake in...The only people who represent themselves without having an actual legal background are those individuals who are dumb as Fu*k!!!!!
@@walterharris9068 No actually if you look closely you'll see the attorneys name is spelt in lower case letters but the defendants name is spelt in uppercase letters on his birth certificate
Where is the babble being memorised from Brian ? Got a whole world of knowledge on the net & some just lap up bulkshit. What is this sovereign citizen stuff about?
He should probably spend an hour in the library reading a court procedures handbook. I'm sure you don't need a complete law degree to understand the court procedures handbook! LOL He'd like to think memorizing BLACKS LAW DICTIONARY is somehow helpful.
If he insists on wasting court time and taxpayer money on being a fool, then he shouldnt get to change his mind later and have an attorney. This is the price of stupidity and arrogance.
@MADmosche This 🎯 . When I worked in Pretrial, I abhorred Sov Cits and avoided them at all cost!!! El or Bey anything was an instant NOPE. Get somebody else to do it. I'm not going torture myself and risk braincells, trying to interview a brick wall.
I don’t think there’s a single judge out there who’d allow some random sov citizen to dictate the court’s schedule lol these people live in their own realities and don’t realize they’re not in control of anything
I had a buddy who thought he was going to do some old Maritime Law Sov Cit stuff to get out of a car registration ticket in Cali. Big surprise, he ended up in jail for what could have been deferred and probation.
As far as self diagnosing Covid, who knows. I can tell myself if I have a cold or the flu and take appropriate actions to lessen the effects so I can back to work. I did get knocked on my ass with a flu where i stayed in bed for an actual week. Was it Covid? probabily not, I heard Covid was reaaly bad. I tried to get as much sleep as possible. I do not believe this guy is not an idiot, just misinformed. I believe he did actaul research, but I do not believe he confirmed the information he was researching. Just because someone says something does not make it true. I could be lying for that matter. Unchecked information is simply that. Opinions matter but is an opinion the truth. That is up to you. I believe smart people can get roped into these situations because they want to take power onto themselves. People want to have a sense of control any kind of control onto themselves and in that sense power to effect their own lives. Is our system perfect? I not believe so. Can our system be better? I believe in time it will be better than it is now. How can I be so sure? I am not, but I am hopeful that one day people on this planet will be wiser than they are now, kinder than they are now, and smarter than they are now. As a planet we are weak. We do not work together, we fight over resources, we still can be swayed by race and religion by passing snake oil sellsman that only wants to take from others and disapear in the crowd after the chaos starts. As a planet we need to work together. In another few thousand years, I believe we will almost certainly look almost alike with different races comingling. I believe the only reason we may look different is biological responces to the enviroment that we live in for the most part. As an example, brighter enviroment means more meletonin in the skin to protect the body. I wish people would focus more on the how a person acts then what they look like.
damn he has a whole lotta nerve. most people try their absolute best not to piss off judges, cops, etc… then there are people like this who act like they’re in charge of the law 😂
I've been told that for the average defendant, getting a public defender is probably a safer bet than shopping for a good criminal attorney. Certainly a damn sight better than representing yourself!
I literally just finished an 8mo court case defending myself today - the matter was dismissed. I ended up defending myself because a public defender was not afforded to me and I could not afford an attorney. The day that I applied for a public defender, there were about a dozen of us applying and I listened as literally every single person was turned down except a single elderly woman who was wheelchair bound and had many health defects which kept her from being employed. “If you cannot afford one” is apparently a statement open to interpretation and some judges hold it as a general rule that people can afford one unless they’re on death’s doorstep and have nobody around that can help them.
no wisdom needed to deal with a braindead moron. I'm sure Judge Simpson feels his personal worth degraded when he has to deal with people like this defendant.
@@robinminn271that’s the beauty of being a sovtard! You get to choose which laws you don’t like and claim they don’t apply to you, then use the laws you do like as arguments in court!
I love how they all want to represent themselves because they KNOW EVERY THING, but when Judge asks if they want whatever the next thing is, they have no idea how to answer.
I wish I could relay how hilarious this guy sounds to the ear of a trained attorney. Bolstered by the fact that he clearly thinks he is running circles around the system and the judge. This is straight comedy. 😂😂😂
I have no history in law and can tell he is a fool....... I would love to see a attorney react to his foolishness.....I think that guy has what is called a "Jailhouse education"?
Respect to the judge for keeping his composure and giving dude a chance and schooling him at the same time. Shame on dude for taking his own freedom for granted. You can clearly see this dude has been watching TV assuming this was easy , not much of anything he has said has made any sense.
This poor judge deals with such a large multitude of DUMB people that think they know the law this must cost our legal system millions every year. OUTRAGEOUS TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS
billions not millions, if the judges just did what the legislator gave them the power to do: 1st offence: probation for 10 years. 2nd offence: revocation of probation, max for the 1st offence, max for the 2nd offence, run consecutive. 3rd offence: life in prison without parole.
@@kraykray9585If he just answers the questions it will be simple. If he accepts the public defender it will not be expensive for him because it’s free of cost to him.
His inability to realise his own ignorance is really well demonstrated by how smug he is whilst babbling utter nonsense.The Dunning Kruger effect in action.
He left the courtroom seriously thinking that he’s going to get a “jurisdictional hearing” and the judge will dismiss the case 😂😂 These people should be studied by psychiatrists and brain experts for how uniquely smooth their brains are.
"U may leave" he said. "And my paperwork". Judge said U can check out at the front counter. Yeah the judge is a genius and the defendants stupid, yeah he will be when he turns up with no paperwork and it's the judges fault.
Article I, Section 10, Clause 2 says nothing of the sort. This airhead is lying in court. Lock him up for contempt and see if he's any smarter in 30 days.
He was probably referring to the Black's Law book/dictionary/thingy. They like to refer to it while arguing they don't recognize the Constitution. Which is beyond comical.
Yes, I just loved it when Judge Simpson casually said: "Mr. Allen", he had been just waiting for this and was ready, the other bailiff too stepped right in.
Imagine getting tooth ache really bad or an absess in your mouth while locked away in jail after stating its against your religion 🤣 these guys are just 🤡
Many years ago, as a police officer, I was escorting a county jail prisoner to court for appearance on possible release on probation. (no bailiff that day) When we got to the courtroom, there was an older gentlemen before the judge. Even from across the room, I could tell he had been drinking before coming to court. As the judge is handling the case the man goes up and leans against the bench (probably to keep from falling over). The judge repeatedly warns him to not lean against the bench. A few second later the guy would do the same thing... At one point the guy pipes up with, "Hell Dave (the judge's name), you and me used to be old drinking buddies. How many times did I drink you under the table?" It was like in a cartoon. First the judge's face flushed red, then his ears, the his neck... The judge sees me at the back of the court and yells, "Officer, take this man into custody for direct contempt! Five days in jail!" I go up and cuff the guy and call for another officer to take him over to the jail because I can't leave my other prisoner. When we finally get him taken care of, the judge is still royally pissed off! He is throwing files around on his desk and still red in the face. Finally he calls out my prisoner's name. The prisoner just stays seated and says, "No! No! I ain't comin' up there until you calm down!" Dead silence! You can see the judge take a deep breath and then says, "Sir, you are correct. 15 minute recess!" When court resumed the prisoner was released on immediate probation....
I’m living in uk , what i see from America justice system and cops behaviour i can say for sure 90% of judge and cops decide by their feeling not by law especially cops .
The audacity and arrogance of never going to a day of law school but spontaneously becoming one and not understanding how completely ludicrous that is🤦🏾♀️
Love when Judge Simpson rolls his eyes or has to take a recess to deal with the lunacy 😀 When this sovcit opens his mouth all I hear is: blah blah blah, big meaningless words, yada yada yada, blah blah blah... more big phrases he's memorized that he can't comprehend. Makes for great entertainment 😁 🍿🤫🍿 😂😅🤣😅
Ma’am, imagine that someone could be so comfortable judging someone for audaciousness and arrogance all the while completely ignoring the very soil she stands on bares the seeds of audacity, arrogance, mass murders, genocides, lies, land thief, human trafficking, chattel slavery and i mean pretty much every sin imaginable. Save your judgments for those who really deserve criticism
14:45 lmao this dude says he wants a “jurisdiction” hearing when the judge clearly has jurisdiction over him lmao these idiots don’t even to know what they talk about
If not for the sovereigns, the scientologists would have no one to laugh at.
I dont find one better than the other!!
Don't worry, I laughed!!!
Sovereign citizen's dont kidnap!
But scientology does have Tom Cruise!
Man, scientology might be worse!!
I want to know what everyone else thinks????
JR's books lead me to believe Scientology is not any better than the Manson family.
I may have been drinking!
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life!
Uh....what about flat earthers? People laugh at them!
@@patricklarkin9666Flat earthers are the special Ed group.
"You are just using words and have no concept of what they mean" Brilliant. 🤣🤣👌👌👍👍
That's unconstipational. He has the rights given by 5th appendment.
That pretty much describes these loony sovcits in a nutshell!
@kandle54 He's not subject to colour of the law under section 304 of the street walker code.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kandle54LOL
“Whatever that motion was, that’s denied” 😂😂😂😂
I blame this on cereal companies, the Count Chocula Law Degree in the bottom of the box was a HORRIBLE marketing idea.
Stop hating. I became a full partner at Dewey, Cheetum and Howe after finishing that box of cereal.
I don’t know what that is
@@shellsopinion5837 Do you know Attorney General Mills?
19 minutes of Judge Simpson calmly roasting this fool with a smirk. ❤
Haha right 😂 this is great !
"You will do nothing to me or my clerk "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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i re-watched this and i gotta say that it was glorious to hear Judge Simpson say ''your wrong so we might as well get in writing that your wrong''
He who represents himself in court has a FOOL for a client.
An attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client.
Abraham Lincoln !!
He has a fool for an attorney as well.
Well said
Yes
You know he walked out of there thinking “I showed them” 😂
🤣🤣🤣
You better believe it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
HE SURE DID.THE JUDGE DID WHAT HE WANTED TO DO SO. HE'S A BRAVE FUY
Yep!!! 😂😂😂😂
Well he wasn't arrested, he got another PCC Hearing and made the defense team work a little but harder lol. Not a total loss
“There’s no warrant to be issued.” .. “I’ll determine that at 3 o’clock” 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Simpson doesn’t have patience for these idiots 😂😂
😂😂😂
"Discovery?.... Yes I have that channel, your Honor."
I have no idea how the judge has such patience. Much respect to him for it.
Has COVID but shows up without wearing a mask. Okay.
Masks don’t stop Covid, you think? If the court doesn’t have proper ventilation, it’s screw?
It's against his religion
How is he even working in construction outdoors with Covid?
Really disappointed in the judge for not calling him on it.
@@MRWhoreoscope Dude these people don't work, it against their religion. Besides would you really trust to be IN or ON something that they helped construct???
“Whatever that motion was, it’s denied.” 💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to see the sequel to this. This can be the next extended universe.
Me too !
This is replacing starwars for sure
If you haven't seen it yet, this guy went 4 rounds with Judge Waahington in a landlord-tenant case. It went as well as you would expect.
He went over this a million times in his head but, nothing ever works out in the real situation.
Everybody has a plan until Judge Simpson punches you in the mouth
Because it's all a joke those sovereign citizens folks need to stop believing that utube sovereign shit . It never works in court . Also it's outdated. No one has ever really won that so called sovereign mess . They have been lied to . So damn fake
My favorite is when he said "The state of Michigan is a ficticious entity. Like Michigan is part of Hogwarts.
It is apart Hogwarts look at the Senators and congressman...
Now, if he'd said "Michigan is a craphole."
That would just be truth
I think it’s hilarious when they refuse to repeat the word “understand” as if it’s a magic word trap that will turn them guilty 😂🤣
These people are such morons.
He said “en-titty”. 😂😂😂
Right 😂
He who represents himself has a fool for a client.
And he has a really sucky attorney
He is definitely a fool for sure
🤡
Congratulations you’re the 18th billion person yo repeat that
@@spikenomoon and your point?
Judge taking a drink while the defendant tells his story like he's watching a boring movie. Lol
😂😂😂
I SO love this Judge, and would certainly never want to oppose him in court!
This defendant is playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. He hasn’t a clue of what he is facing.
He does.
He just doesnt care.
That was good😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you.
@@Desstrik good. all the better for rapid justice to be provided.
John u very funny.😂
😂😂😂
"You may leave" Those three words are probably the best gift that dudes gotten in years.
Wow, how poetic! Nice
I could watch this judge all day 😂😂😂
Dude graduated from CZcams University Law School. Judge Simpson, Respect ❤
With a minor in sovereign citizenship law.
Yep cuz dats 💯 exactly where they get that mess from and it never work. .
“I’m not asking for discovery”
*proceeds to ask for discovery*
No, he was just asking for the evidence
Lol
If someone says “I will defend myself.” Just know they going to jail 😂
they're*
@DarthVader1977 dont play word games with me😂😂😂
@@coreysimmons4043 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@coreysimmons4043😂😂😂😂😂😂im laughing soooooo hard
@@DarthVader1977 DONT PLAY WORD GAMES WITH HIM DARK VADER!!!
Omg this judge is trying to be as patient and professional as he can.
He always is!!
His attorney is helping him to get convicted…ineffective counsel.
Better than average chance that his attorney will also get him 30 days in jail for contempt before he's through.
You are absolutely right, especially since he is representing himself.
@minniethemouse62 and since he's repping himself, he won't be able to use that to file an appeal.
How can it be "Ineffective Counsel" when he opted to forgo the appointed/selected attorney for counsel, then decided to represent himself, thus in effect he now becomes the Defendant's Counsel...Now that he has made that decision with proceedings underway there is very limited recourse or actions the defense attorney can legally partake in...The only people who represent themselves without having an actual legal background are those individuals who are dumb as Fu*k!!!!!
@@walterharris9068
No actually if you look closely you'll see the attorneys name is spelt in lower case letters but the defendants name is spelt in uppercase letters on his birth certificate
What little brain power that dude has could be put to constructive use instead of memorizing all that mumbo jumbo.
Where is the babble being memorised from Brian ? Got a whole world of knowledge on the net & some just lap up bulkshit. What is this sovereign citizen stuff about?
He should probably spend an hour in the library reading a court procedures handbook. I'm sure you don't need a complete law degree to understand the court procedures handbook! LOL
He'd like to think memorizing BLACKS LAW DICTIONARY is somehow helpful.
@@pjg_77 likely gets all that crap from CZcamsrs who sound convincing enough to fool this genius
He has brain power?? Where??
What a great judge-highest level of integrity and a sense of humor.
"Is that Lawful Law?"
😂 OH NO YOU DIDN'T!😂
If he insists on wasting court time and taxpayer money on being a fool, then he shouldnt get to change his mind later and have an attorney. This is the price of stupidity and arrogance.
The trust he keeps mentioning is clearly not a brain trust.
He has as many brain cells as he has law degrees!
The moment you hear “el Bey” you know it’s going to be a looney tunes mental asylum kind of case 😂
😂😂😂
@MADmosche This 🎯 . When I worked in Pretrial, I abhorred Sov Cits and avoided them at all cost!!! El or Bey anything was an instant NOPE. Get somebody else to do it. I'm not going torture myself and risk braincells, trying to interview a brick wall.
😅😅😅
I love this judges energy lol he's no joke he says 3 o'clock you better show at 3 o'clock!
This is what parents and teachers are supposed to teach you when you're little - show up to class on time!
I don’t think there’s a single judge out there who’d allow some random sov citizen to dictate the court’s schedule lol these people live in their own realities and don’t realize they’re not in control of anything
If only his babbling had any REAL legal meaning.
He showed up at 3...without the mask or a cough😂😂😂😂
This defendant has the audacity to be snarky in his response while he has no clue what he is doing.
100%, just rambling on
I'm confused aren't the American people sovereign?
@@JohnAdams-mu7xdno
How could anyone disrespect Judge Simpson? He is such a gentleman! 💐
Yep! Good guy and fair! If he is ever being an ass it's because the defendent was a ass!
And he's got the Cheshire Cat smile :)
😂😂😂
@@laurapearson8208😂😂😂
Didn't he bang his security or something
As I recall, this tactic worked superbly for Darrell Brooks.
Smashingly! 🤣
Got em! 😂
“I don’t understand what you’re saying.”
“I KNOW you don’t understand.”
i love that comment, "He doesn't need a doctor to tell him he has Covid, he can just feel it." lmao
I had a buddy who thought he was going to do some old Maritime Law Sov Cit stuff to get out of a car registration ticket in Cali. Big surprise, he ended up in jail for what could have been deferred and probation.
I think he self-diagnosed while wearing a hard hat under his hoodie. It probably gives him super powers.
I missed his saying that.
As far as self diagnosing Covid, who knows. I can tell myself if I have a cold or the flu and take appropriate actions to lessen the effects so I can back to work. I did get knocked on my ass with a flu where i stayed in bed for an actual week. Was it Covid? probabily not, I heard Covid was reaaly bad. I tried to get as much sleep as possible.
I do not believe this guy is not an idiot, just misinformed. I believe he did actaul research, but I do not believe he confirmed the information he was researching. Just because someone says something does not make it true. I could be lying for that matter. Unchecked information is simply that. Opinions matter but is an opinion the truth. That is up to you. I believe smart people can get roped into these situations because they want to take power onto themselves. People want to have a sense of control any kind of control onto themselves and in that sense power to effect their own lives. Is our system perfect? I not believe so. Can our system be better? I believe in time it will be better than it is now. How can I be so sure? I am not, but I am hopeful that one day people on this planet will be wiser than they are now, kinder than they are now, and smarter than they are now.
As a planet we are weak. We do not work together, we fight over resources, we still can be swayed by race and religion by passing snake oil sellsman that only wants to take from others and disapear in the crowd after the chaos starts. As a planet we need to work together. In another few thousand years, I believe we will almost certainly look almost alike with different races comingling. I believe the only reason we may look different is biological responces to the enviroment that we live in for the most part. As an example, brighter enviroment means more meletonin in the skin to protect the body. I wish people would focus more on the how a person acts then what they look like.
Duhtell Brooks felt ge had covid too, but he didn't
This judge is so patient! Nice we have such people as judges
Judge Simpson is going to absolutely smoke this dude! 🤣
They need to televise these cases with Judge Simpson. It would be bigger than Judge Judy😂😂😂😂
I can see that!
Judge Judy is a Tv show with movie cameras and a film crew, this isn't❗
Oh goody, another graduate of the Darrell Brooks School of Law!
I bet its funded by the federal government inmate association!!
Wait wait is it a scam? I just attended this university!
😂😂😂😂 OH that's the best law school!!😂😂😂
As an added bonus (for members only), Darrell will show you how to build a box fort when a judge places you in time out.
Who can forget Darryl Brooks?!?😊
Just using words....I LOVE IT!!😂😂😂
damn he has a whole lotta nerve. most people try their absolute best not to piss off judges, cops, etc… then there are people like this who act like they’re in charge of the law 😂
This shows.That you need a lawyer even a public Defender.
I've been told that for the average defendant, getting a public defender is probably a safer bet than shopping for a good criminal attorney. Certainly a damn sight better than representing yourself!
I literally just finished an 8mo court case defending myself today - the matter was dismissed.
I ended up defending myself because a public defender was not afforded to me and I could not afford an attorney.
The day that I applied for a public defender, there were about a dozen of us applying and I listened as literally every single person was turned down except a single elderly woman who was wheelchair bound and had many health defects which kept her from being employed.
“If you cannot afford one” is apparently a statement open to interpretation and some judges hold it as a general rule that people can afford one unless they’re on death’s doorstep and have nobody around that can help them.
He's broke
You really don't if you know the law and have somewhat of a brain (which this guy doesn't.). 😂
I love how the bailiffs lined up behind him in case he was charged with contempt! 🤣😂
Bailiffs coming to stand behind you is the equivalent of hearing the ice crack when you're standing on a frozen lake.
@@felinemoonchild that's a perfect analogy!!! 😂🤣👍🏻💪🏻
@@felinemoonchild and that Bailiff looks buff as hell
Haha right
@@yanni2112 he's hot! 🔥
The judge siping from his dinosaurs cup😅😂😅😂
when you go to law school on temu 😭😂😂😂
Judge Simpson is the wise uncle the world needs.
no wisdom needed to deal with a braindead moron. I'm sure Judge Simpson feels his personal worth degraded when he has to deal with people like this defendant.
If you’re dealing with Judge Simpson you better have all your t’s crossed and your i’s dotted
He wasn't last week 😂
Nope! No judge is an uncle anyone needs!!
@@mz.yumyum1461 Yep he did great, get the fuck over it or physically come do something about it.
I love when Judge Simpson flashes his petty smile. ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
You're a clown just like that 🦝 judge
Amen🙏
😂
With so much of our " justice system " being made a joke of today by lenient judges , judge Simpson is a refreshing difference !
This man got his Law Degree from Hood Streets University Law School. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I know you don't understand."
Never has a single sentence so succinctly summarized every idiotic Sov Cit and every just as idiotic Sov Cit variant.
When you get your law degree from Wish 😅
Or from a box of Cheerios.
Or Temu
@FullofSouthernCha😂rm
@@GolfMike09😂
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I love Judge Simpson!!! We need more Judges like him.
"It's against my religion" got me dawg 😂
I am a sovereign citizen but I have a right to the Constitution. RIGHT....
I'm a vegetarian but I want your steak. 😂
@@robinminn271like a Christian asked a halal pork 😂😅
“Under threat and duress and co-hershun” 🤣🤡
@@robinminn271that’s the beauty of being a sovtard! You get to choose which laws you don’t like and claim they don’t apply to you, then use the laws you do like as arguments in court!
😂😂😂
The judge's level of patience is tremendously large.
That's not patience -It's cowardice.
I just know the judge called bro a dumb mf in chambers 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm just so grateful that 2 minutes of Google searching for total BS didn't shut down the whole judicial system 😂😂
Sov Cits seems to be code for black guys trying to get out of paying their bills.
Plenty of cooky white sov cits. They are equally as irritating.
White ones also!!
The Sovereigns are a menace to society! Love this judge!
The judge needed that three minutes to go smoke 😂
Or drink!
I knew this judge was going to blow up after watching him months ago. That virtual video did it.
To describe him as being out of his depth would be an understatement.
I love how they all want to represent themselves because they KNOW EVERY THING, but when Judge asks if they want whatever the next thing is, they have no idea how to answer.
I wish I could relay how hilarious this guy sounds to the ear of a trained attorney. Bolstered by the fact that he clearly thinks he is running circles around the system and the judge. This is straight comedy. 😂😂😂
I have no history in law and can tell he is a fool....... I would love to see a attorney react to his foolishness.....I think that guy has what is called a "Jailhouse education"?
@@jonathanbair523 nope, he has that internet lawyer education from SovCit 101
I'm kinda surprised he didn't use the UCC defense and say he was traveling because driving is commercial lol
"ima take a recess, everythings going down hill" lmfao
Respect to the judge for keeping his composure and giving dude a chance and schooling him at the same time. Shame on dude for taking his own freedom for granted. You can clearly see this dude has been watching TV assuming this was easy , not much of anything he has said has made any sense.
Appears in court wearing a hoodie and a hard hat. We’re off to a flying start.
Aww… Judge Simpson has a lovely smile! ❤🥰🤓
I love this judge! ❤️
The judges head must be in sooo much pain 😂😂😂😂😂
Love the judge’s UMD mug! Proud alum here, too, and judge does a great job. Representing us well!
Judge was very patient with this guy 👍🏻
Absolutely... Judge Simpson can't be pushed around.
He was waaaay patient with this fool.
"I'm an idiot loser . . . for the record"
On the record, for the record and let the record show....
This was interesting. It would be nice to see the defendant become an attorney one day. For now he needs to hire one. The Judge is pure class.
This poor judge deals with such a large multitude of DUMB people that think they know the law this must cost our legal system millions every year. OUTRAGEOUS TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS
ONLY IN DETROIT.
Perhaps that is more of a problem with our legal system. It's designed to be complicated and expensive.
billions not millions, if the judges just did what the legislator gave them the power to do: 1st offence: probation for 10 years. 2nd offence: revocation of probation, max for the 1st offence, max for the 2nd offence, run consecutive. 3rd offence: life in prison without parole.
@@kraykray9585If he just answers the questions it will be simple. If he accepts the public defender it will not be expensive for him because it’s free of cost to him.
Of course it does. It costs time. Notice how slowly he has to speak to him, and repeat everything 3 times? [Facepalm]
His inability to realise his own ignorance is really well demonstrated by how smug he is whilst babbling utter nonsense.The Dunning Kruger effect in action.
Also known as the Inspector Clouseau Effect. . .
He left the courtroom seriously thinking that he’s going to get a “jurisdictional hearing” and the judge will dismiss the case 😂😂
These people should be studied by psychiatrists and brain experts for how uniquely smooth their brains are.
@@MADmoschesmooth like a dolphin’s neck.
"U may leave" he said. "And my paperwork". Judge said U can check out at the front counter. Yeah the judge is a genius and the defendants stupid, yeah he will be when he turns up with no paperwork and it's the judges fault.
Judge Simpson is a boondocks character 💯🤣 also the final boss😂
"I comprehend" this guy cracks me up.
I laughed when he called Mr. Allen!
Bailiff Allen needs his own channel!!!!
I wonder if Mr. Allen knows that he is a CZcams star?
Article I, Section 10, Clause 2 says nothing of the sort. This airhead is lying in court. Lock him up for contempt and see if he's any smarter in 30 days.
I doubt he can even spell “contempt” or “fiduciary” 🤣 what a total clown.
He was probably referring to the Black's Law book/dictionary/thingy. They like to refer to it while arguing they don't recognize the Constitution. Which is beyond comical.
@@Thunderbyrd. That is not a thing. You just made it up
How the bailiff keeps a straight face, is beyond me 😎
Yes, I just loved it when Judge Simpson casually said: "Mr. Allen", he had been just waiting for this and was ready, the other bailiff too stepped right in.
The evidences! My documents proceed me! This is a demure buddy this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Cut his line!" 🤣🤣🤣
This is the most patience I've seen for a SovCit by a judge. This judge is very composed and fair. I would love to be ablebto read his mind.
Me too!
When the judge says "bond may continue"...
WALK AWAY 🤦♂️
What the H ..E…..double hockey sticks did that man just say😂
I’m away from the “general public”
He’s about to be in general population
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He doesn’t believe in going to the doctor, he won’t have to worry about not having good medical care in jail.
Yeah, he would be better off if he was an illegal alien?
Oh lord 😂
He will be issued Healthcare . Mandatory or isolation! LOL 😂
Bet he got jabbed though 😂.
Imagine getting tooth ache really bad or an absess in your mouth while locked away in jail after stating its against your religion 🤣 these guys are just 🤡
Judge Simpson is the best!!!!!!
I can see "Sov Cit" is working out excellent for every single one going in front of the judge. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Judge Simpson is my new spirit animal!
Many years ago, as a police officer, I was escorting a county jail prisoner to court for appearance on possible release on probation. (no bailiff that day) When we got to the courtroom, there was an older gentlemen before the judge. Even from across the room, I could tell he had been drinking before coming to court. As the judge is handling the case the man goes up and leans against the bench (probably to keep from falling over). The judge repeatedly warns him to not lean against the bench. A few second later the guy would do the same thing...
At one point the guy pipes up with, "Hell Dave (the judge's name), you and me used to be old drinking buddies. How many times did I drink you under the table?"
It was like in a cartoon. First the judge's face flushed red, then his ears, the his neck...
The judge sees me at the back of the court and yells, "Officer, take this man into custody for direct contempt! Five days in jail!" I go up and cuff the guy and call for another officer to take him over to the jail because I can't leave my other prisoner.
When we finally get him taken care of, the judge is still royally pissed off! He is throwing files around on his desk and still red in the face.
Finally he calls out my prisoner's name. The prisoner just stays seated and says, "No! No! I ain't comin' up there until you calm down!"
Dead silence!
You can see the judge take a deep breath and then says, "Sir, you are correct. 15 minute recess!"
When court resumed the prisoner was released on immediate probation....
This is a great story. Smart defendant and smart judge.
Seems a fair judge, could see he was boiled up & took a time out. Good call. Nice story 🙏🏻
Great story! Judges are only human~
Thanks for sharing such a relatable story.
I’m living in uk , what i see from America justice system and cops behaviour i can say for sure 90% of judge and cops decide by their feeling not by law especially cops .
A miracle COVID recovery - thank you, Judge Simpson!
My name is Beavis, I am a sovereign citizen or something. heha
Intelligence also against his religion
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Lack of intelligence is a prerequisite for sovereign citizens.
The audacity and arrogance of never going to a day of law school but spontaneously becoming one and not understanding how completely ludicrous that is🤦🏾♀️
Love when Judge Simpson rolls his eyes or has to take a recess to deal with the lunacy 😀
When this sovcit opens his mouth all I hear is:
blah blah blah, big meaningless words, yada yada yada, blah blah blah... more big phrases he's memorized that he can't comprehend.
Makes for great entertainment 😁
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Ma’am, imagine that someone could be so comfortable judging someone for audaciousness and arrogance all the while completely ignoring the very soil she stands on bares the seeds of audacity, arrogance, mass murders, genocides, lies, land thief, human trafficking, chattel slavery and i mean pretty much every sin imaginable. Save your judgments for those who really deserve criticism
It reminds me of covid. When grade 10 dropouts all thought they know more about medicine than doctors.
14:45 lmao this dude says he wants a “jurisdiction” hearing when the judge clearly has jurisdiction over him lmao these idiots don’t even to know what they talk about
Lol