Matteo Lane Goes To Target

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Komentáře • 924

  • @Panjalin
    @Panjalin Před 2 měsíci +237

    Matteo goes IKEA. Make it happen.

  • @gemfem777
    @gemfem777 Před 2 měsíci +440

    DYING Matteo mimicking Nick wanting to make cookies in an air fryer 💀

    • @AdviceFromAHipoCrite
      @AdviceFromAHipoCrite Před 2 měsíci +5

      i did that once… its a sad point of life

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf Před 2 měsíci +2

      Cookies in air fryer :YASSSSS they were burnt oops my bad

    • @carbonfrog1
      @carbonfrog1 Před 2 měsíci

      I did that once and it actually works:)

  • @hermeticbear
    @hermeticbear Před 2 měsíci +239

    Apparently Matteo's weakness is kitchenware

    • @IceAintNice
      @IceAintNice Před 2 měsíci +7

      Due in large part because he’s an amazing cook.

    • @anrato3866
      @anrato3866 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I love cooking and have to cook everyday. also my work involves a lot of handwriting on paper. so ... clothes, makeup, tech or trinkets do nothing for me. but do not let me loose in a nice kitchenware store or ANY stationary shop. I will always find something that I desparately neeeeeed.

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf Před 2 měsíci +1

      yah but

  • @kaboombox1581
    @kaboombox1581 Před 2 měsíci +65

    “What do I need? What do I NEED?”
    Dude, you need a cart.

  • @MothraMissWorld
    @MothraMissWorld Před 2 měsíci +122

    I could watch Matteo wandering around stores commenting on random things for hours

  • @lauraskovbo
    @lauraskovbo Před 2 měsíci +104

    Adulthood in one video "this is a strainer!!! uh! I'm so happy!"

    • @RBarnett421
      @RBarnett421 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Do you have a favorite burner on the stove top? Lol I relate to strainer too much

    • @lauraskovbo
      @lauraskovbo Před 2 měsíci

      @@RBarnett421 I want it

  • @quantafreeze
    @quantafreeze Před 2 měsíci +90

    This is a great episode. Seeing Mateo go from a cynical comic to a giddy homosexual in the housewares.

  • @The_Forseti
    @The_Forseti Před 2 měsíci +643

    Matteo's salt and pepper facial hair is working for him.

  • @TheDancingBell
    @TheDancingBell Před 2 měsíci +197

    I don't know what it is, but I'd watch matteo go shopping in every store that's ever existed

  • @jenniferlink7520
    @jenniferlink7520 Před 2 měsíci +157

    Matteo’s Nick impression always gets me 😂

  • @TKGTV
    @TKGTV Před 2 měsíci +129

    On carts with squeaky wheels: “Now you’re just walking around with the back vocals of Mariah Carey the entire time!”
    This took me out 😂😂😂

    • @teralmiles
      @teralmiles Před 2 měsíci

      Same. I had to play it back a few times to hear her

  • @EmJob8
    @EmJob8 Před 2 měsíci +154

    It's in our blood. Like cats know how to hunt mice. hahahahah

  • @calebmanana6381
    @calebmanana6381 Před 2 měsíci +88

    Honestly im gonna need a Matteo Lane Goes To Chuck-E-Cheese

  • @elleohai
    @elleohai Před 2 měsíci +29

    Twister - "even as a 4 yr old i was like 'this is inappropriate'." lol!

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr Před 2 měsíci +55

    “No italian home has ever said “we’re lucky”. Truer words have never been spoken

  • @michelleg925
    @michelleg925 Před 2 měsíci +96

    "It's already happening to me, how do they do this to us?!?" 😆

  • @Vidar_Odinson
    @Vidar_Odinson Před 2 měsíci +44

    Hearing the squeaky trolley later in the background made me giggle

  • @Therapistlife13
    @Therapistlife13 Před 2 měsíci +96

    I checked out in Target over the weekend. Behind me was a man with literally just a gallon of milk. Both the cashier and myself burst out laughing. As neither of us had ever seen this, and because of the endless amounts of memes with people needing to go into Target for a gallon of milk and coming out with a giraffe and someone else's child, and no milk. The man said that he volunteers to get the milk to save the family time and money. 😅 😂

    • @melissak8892
      @melissak8892 Před 2 měsíci +10

      emphasis on the "money"

    • @martinkitchin6204
      @martinkitchin6204 Před 2 měsíci +17

      It's like popping into IKEA in the UK saying "I'll just have one of their complimentary coffees"" and then emerging two hours later pushing a flat - bed trolley back to the carpark.... 😅

    • @Therapistlife13
      @Therapistlife13 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@martinkitchin6204 Or an Ikea in the US. 🤣🤣🙈💁‍♀️

    • @lkf8799
      @lkf8799 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Pretty sure he forgot it earlier buying a bunch of stuff not on his list 😂

    • @tannercollins9863
      @tannercollins9863 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Someone else's kid hahaha

  • @BD-eu1id
    @BD-eu1id Před 2 měsíci +159

    Manhattan Targets ARE just CVS! What a perfect description.

    • @planestrainsdogsncars4336
      @planestrainsdogsncars4336 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Or conversely CVS are just like Target...''oh you do prescriptions here, I had know idea''.

  • @joaocabral3143
    @joaocabral3143 Před 2 měsíci +21

    "I can't leave here with a trashcan, can I?...just carry myself out....."
    Food flew out of my mouth....LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RagingRaven88
    @RagingRaven88 Před 2 měsíci +79

    9:26 "No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries." Had me dying 🤣

    • @seven2742
      @seven2742 Před 2 měsíci

      IKR! Unexpectedly lol

  • @Eviltwin531
    @Eviltwin531 Před 2 měsíci +15

    I was funny to watch him succumb to the Target siren song in real time.
    "People come in her and load up on a bunch of stuff they don't plan on getti... I NEED DIS!"

  • @FuzzyBSMcgee
    @FuzzyBSMcgee Před 2 měsíci +16

    This beard shape + sunglass combo is giving evil gay mafia lmao

  • @immabigkidnow1
    @immabigkidnow1 Před 2 měsíci +91

    You know it’s gunna be a good video when he has his North Face jacket on 😂

  • @gemfem777
    @gemfem777 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Dude the squeaking shopping cart the whole video 😂😂😂

  • @soloseraphimheartsong3710
    @soloseraphimheartsong3710 Před 2 měsíci +14

    I love the multiple gay gasps. 😅

  • @stillbald5827
    @stillbald5827 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Matteo’s look is giving strong George Michael energy, in the best possible way.

  • @MM-zs7rp
    @MM-zs7rp Před 2 měsíci +21

    More Matteo in any form. Alone, with Nick, on stage, in life - I just want more since he can’t be my best friend.

  • @Buzzygirl63
    @Buzzygirl63 Před 2 měsíci +20

    That "S" thing was around when I was a kid in the 1970s! I have that EXACT soap dispenser in my bathroom too, LOL

    • @SuziPoozi
      @SuziPoozi Před 2 měsíci +4

      For some reason, it makes me think of the band Styx. Was this part of the logo of their name?

    • @Buzzygirl63
      @Buzzygirl63 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@SuziPoozi Not that I can recall but I don't doubt that it was included in various graffiti of the day :)

    • @SuziPoozi
      @SuziPoozi Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Buzzygirl63 I would swear that it was part of a band's logo for their name. It's funny he brought that up because I was thinking about this the other day when somebody else had brought it up. Is always drawn on those hardcover blue denim looking binders.

    • @norcaliboy99
      @norcaliboy99 Před měsícem

      It was the logo for the “Stussy” clothing brand.

    • @SuziPoozi
      @SuziPoozi Před měsícem

      @@norcaliboy99 is that what it is? I live in Washington state and I've never heard of that brand until the early nineties. It cracks me up that that symbols been so popular yet nobody knows where it came from. LOL. You solved the great mystery

  • @greasemonkey060
    @greasemonkey060 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Holy shit the impression of nick at 4:12 😅😅😅

  • @localsonezen
    @localsonezen Před 2 měsíci +21

    matteo coming through with the wolverine slander and storm praise i knew i could trust him!

  • @ImgettingtheVibe
    @ImgettingtheVibe Před 2 měsíci +15

    Does anybody else appreciate the fact that Mateo put these videos out in the morning it’s just such a great way to get my day started even though I woke up four hours ago

  • @laurengautschi2109
    @laurengautschi2109 Před 2 měsíci +14

    The “S thing” and gel pens were my entire childhood

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf Před 2 měsíci

      gurls are weird

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf Před 2 měsíci

      what

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 Před 20 dny

      I remember those huge pens that had like 50 different colors in them, and they NEVER worked.

  • @MrVacca
    @MrVacca Před 2 měsíci +32

    Thank you for representing the white spot bearded bro.

  • @miguelflores3595
    @miguelflores3595 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Matteo not realizing how dangerous target is lol you go in not knowing what you want and you come out with random shit

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf Před 2 měsíci

      naww thats wal mart

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf Před 2 měsíci +2

      come out fealing drunk

  • @winc06
    @winc06 Před 2 měsíci +6

    "Ru Paul's Drag Race". Still laughing.

  • @haydensnethkamp1
    @haydensnethkamp1 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Matteo looks like a back woods mechanic that only works on lifted trucks and Camaros

  • @SuperKen6184
    @SuperKen6184 Před 2 měsíci +15

    The Target Effect in full effect! 😄Matteo’s reactions are priceless! 😂😂😂

  • @sammie578
    @sammie578 Před 2 měsíci +12

    These videos make me so happy, I can’t believe it😊❤ Stores should start paying Matteo to make these, he’s the best marketer they could hope for!

  • @Dan7ei
    @Dan7ei Před 2 měsíci +3

    Of all the things Matteo picks at Target, he gets a strainer. 😂

  • @johnayalachef
    @johnayalachef Před 2 měsíci +9

    You and your husband go to ikea to buy curtains. That’s the video I need and we all want.

    • @Tulpen23
      @Tulpen23 Před 2 měsíci

      Yaaaaaaaaaassssss 😂

  • @cme5176
    @cme5176 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Hi Mateo! Was doing the "S" in 5th grade back in '78. You're serving w/ rhe developing beard...I LIVE for your impersonations of Nick! Thanks for the early Sunday laugh out loud! 😂

  • @KBcollision
    @KBcollision Před 2 měsíci +15

    OMG yes! Notebooks dedicated to friends! I thought this was just a local thing… so funnhy to hear Matteo reference it. OMG this vid was hilarious

  • @ms.laterholmes2890
    @ms.laterholmes2890 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Remember, layaway?😂

  • @TxVoodoo_
    @TxVoodoo_ Před 2 měsíci +3

    "One knife" isn't like a man in the forest, it's like an Italian nonna with her one paring knife that's used for EVERYTHING.
    Cinnamon sugar poptarts are the best.
    I am so with you on the Stanleys.
    No, if someone even whispers "buona fortuna" someone slightly behind them is making the horns symbol to ward off malocchio!

  • @meetmeinva
    @meetmeinva Před 2 měsíci +10

    I love your retail in-store video’s. Please do one for Macy’s (and the disaster that it’s morphed into).

  • @sexyone325
    @sexyone325 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Yesss Mateo, Storm is my favorite X-men member. Her powers are the best. I met the voice actor at a convention and it was the best moment of my life.

  • @wiiloveu7878
    @wiiloveu7878 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I can understand Mateo not liking Eevee but him not liking Lapras kinda surprised me. Something about it just feels like a pokemon that he'd enjoy. Also I love his excitement when he sees the pokemon stuff!

  • @AV-nk9kp
    @AV-nk9kp Před 2 měsíci +6

    Whats with the sunglasses? Yr not Anna Wintour sweetee dahling!🤣

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 Před 2 měsíci +6

    3:58 Get the instant pot!! It’s soooo worth it ❤😊

  • @KevinSigman
    @KevinSigman Před 2 měsíci +2

    "No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries." 😂💀

  • @MrLK07
    @MrLK07 Před 2 měsíci +2

    giving "coco peru goes to target" vibes lol

  • @JazzonAA
    @JazzonAA Před 2 měsíci +4

    2:00
    -Use the back of the paper!
    -But I can see through it!
    This happened to me so many times dang I feel so seen uvu

  • @Queenfairypants
    @Queenfairypants Před 2 měsíci +4

    I would have shared my gel pens with you Potato!

  • @smartypants7954
    @smartypants7954 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Can tell Matteo is married now...
    Grey hairs 😁

  • @ericamserrato
    @ericamserrato Před 2 měsíci +2

    The stick S was a necessity on all new binders or spirals back in the day 😂

  • @novakd1530
    @novakd1530 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Go grocery shopping next I want to see what you actually buy and eat

  • @trickwillis
    @trickwillis Před 2 měsíci +3

    Mateo debuts beard at Target 🎯

  • @jakedaniels1445
    @jakedaniels1445 Před 19 dny

    "No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries" 🤣🤣

  • @djguydan
    @djguydan Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is the most relatable content Matteo has ever done.

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr Před 2 měsíci +8

    The facial hair is giving homeless Tony stark

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Před 2 měsíci +2

      It does not fit the face. Tbh.

  • @arshanadouband6577
    @arshanadouband6577 Před 2 měsíci +3

    you’re the first gay Italian drug lord with that beard😂🔥

  • @MegPank
    @MegPank Před 2 měsíci +2

    I love that I could hear that squeaky cart for the next 5 minutes after it went past. 😆😆 It's going to haunt my dreams.

  • @gotem370
    @gotem370 Před 2 měsíci +2

    bruh def gets min 3 espresso for these bits

  • @anavelasquez7356
    @anavelasquez7356 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Mi amor, that beard…. Love the target tour 😂

  • @inoba5891
    @inoba5891 Před 2 měsíci +4

    More, please 😂 I'm living the American life (while actually being in another continent). Between you and Nick, my mental health is kept in one piece!
    LOVE FROM GREECE❤❤

  • @tarakoehn8239
    @tarakoehn8239 Před 2 měsíci +2

    YES - I had notebooks with all of my friends (back from the late 80's)! I still have a few that I go back and read - omg - too funny that you brought this up! Love you!!

  • @herron321
    @herron321 Před 2 měsíci +3

    "I was never impressed with Lapras" - Matteo 2024

  • @dariiamirtalip
    @dariiamirtalip Před 2 měsíci +4

    "THAT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE!" X'D
    ^My five year old niece (who I didn't notice watching over my shoulder) reacting to Matteo commenting on the toy shopping cart, "Now you can shop like mommy!"

  • @tina-uw2fy
    @tina-uw2fy Před 2 měsíci +3

    As someone who moved from Montreal to an island in Greece with absolutely no stores, I could watch this all day! I want to see the cab ride there and the dinner after. Go to Costco please

    • @Tulpen23
      @Tulpen23 Před 2 měsíci

      Ooo yes Costco! (Also vicariously watching from Europe)

  • @23_Beans
    @23_Beans Před 28 dny

    Lol Matteo calling out the little Target shopping carts while wearing a jacket with a label on the front _and the back_ of his jacket. 😂

  • @bunji_beans
    @bunji_beans Před 2 měsíci

    Aww Matteo getting excited over cookware is adorable

  • @heatherconway4975
    @heatherconway4975 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Mateo, you totally look like George Michael going thru Target with you sunglasses on!! Love!!

  • @VonSnakes
    @VonSnakes Před 2 měsíci +6

    Can't wait for Matteo Lane does his taxes.

  • @nicob2063
    @nicob2063 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Two things: 1 - How the fuck does Matteo make a visit to Target so entertaining and 2 - The sunglasses inside -LMAO! I am living for this whole video.

  • @jennathompson4242
    @jennathompson4242 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I can't express how down I am too watch videos of Matteo just doing shit😂

  • @sickindifference6662
    @sickindifference6662 Před 2 měsíci +3

    You and Coco Peru needs to happen!

  • @zzizahacallar
    @zzizahacallar Před 2 měsíci +3

    I work part time at Target. It so difficult not to keep buying stuff.

  • @marjharvey1
    @marjharvey1 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dear Potato Lane, I enjoyed this YT @ Target like I was watching a shoegasm high heeled picture show with my credit card in hand.

  • @senorgato70
    @senorgato70 Před 2 měsíci

    "This is an entire section of want....OK, this I would get" LOL

  • @lisa6621
    @lisa6621 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Look at you and that facial hair.. wow.. Nice Matteo!!

  • @cyvan9759
    @cyvan9759 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I didn't know I need this but here I am. I can just watch Matteo shopping all day.

  • @ratatoskr9366
    @ratatoskr9366 Před 18 dny

    I lost it when he did the Boushh the bounty hunter impression lol

  • @stemid85
    @stemid85 Před 14 dny

    I recently found puzzles where the box picture is from a different angle, so you get a different image when you're done. Totally worth it.

  • @cloud__99
    @cloud__99 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I’m not sure about the beard yet it’s very Italian daddy though 😄

  • @Guevon_Pajaro
    @Guevon_Pajaro Před 2 měsíci +3

    I wish I had transport to omaha, your tour finally came thru my neck of the woods in Nebraska, and I SO want to make the omaha show! youre the best matteo, hilarious. these little videos are awesome too man

  • @gavinsmith6108
    @gavinsmith6108 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hearing matteo nerd out is fantastic

  • @snickersblah
    @snickersblah Před 2 měsíci

    “Ack, Matteo says ‘hi’”
    I felt that

  • @vibangigan5336
    @vibangigan5336 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I work with kids and yes girls still do the notebook notes to each other and more importantly just like the S chain is in our blood. The paper fortune tellers are still a staple for every girl....they just know how to make them!

    • @gingerleamcwow435
      @gingerleamcwow435 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Omg, my 9 year old son came home with one of those paper "fortune tellers" the other day! A little girl had made it for him. I blew his socks off when I sat down and made him a 2nd one! I love knowing that the girls are still girling and carrying forth our sacred traditions 😂

    • @vibangigan5336
      @vibangigan5336 Před 2 měsíci

      @@gingerleamcwow435 Last summer I was running a camp and the girls would come in and ask for paper. 20 minutes later there is a table full of fortune tellers and they have the boys lined up to buy them with candy. I sadly had to put an end to it but god was it funny as hell! 😂

  • @C_M_R
    @C_M_R Před 2 měsíci +4

    With that beard and those glasses, Matteo looks like a guy that has to inform his neighbours that he is moving into the area. 🖤

  • @WhiskersInc
    @WhiskersInc Před 2 měsíci

    The pause when the squeaky cart goes by was 👌

  • @tommy_when
    @tommy_when Před 2 měsíci +2

    i LOVE the matteo goes to ____ series

  • @ajeykul
    @ajeykul Před 2 měsíci +3

    Bottom Daddy 😂

    • @OMguyhait
      @OMguyhait Před 2 měsíci +2

      Those are my type of men. They know what they are doing 😉

  • @lailaagrado
    @lailaagrado Před 2 měsíci +5

    Daaaam Matteo became from twink -hunk and now daddy! :P ♥♥♥ 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

  • @happiestplace3754
    @happiestplace3754 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The halfway through Nick impression had me dying. 😅😅😅

  • @aanderson187
    @aanderson187 Před 2 měsíci +1

    So agree with you on seltzer water and La Croix.

  • @byul9490
    @byul9490 Před 2 měsíci +3

    OMG that's downtown Brooklyn lol I was there a month ago

  • @pegm5937
    @pegm5937 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This is SO much fun!
    Side note: why are the shelves so empty?

  • @FuzzyBSMcgee
    @FuzzyBSMcgee Před 2 měsíci +1

    we called it the gang S lmao

  • @NefariousWTF
    @NefariousWTF Před 2 měsíci +1

    PLEASE get 2 of those shitty dragons and challenge Nick 😂