Matteo Lane Goes To Target
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Matteo goes IKEA. Make it happen.
DYING Matteo mimicking Nick wanting to make cookies in an air fryer 💀
i did that once… its a sad point of life
Cookies in air fryer :YASSSSS they were burnt oops my bad
I did that once and it actually works:)
Apparently Matteo's weakness is kitchenware
Due in large part because he’s an amazing cook.
I love cooking and have to cook everyday. also my work involves a lot of handwriting on paper. so ... clothes, makeup, tech or trinkets do nothing for me. but do not let me loose in a nice kitchenware store or ANY stationary shop. I will always find something that I desparately neeeeeed.
yah but
“What do I need? What do I NEED?”
Dude, you need a cart.
I could watch Matteo wandering around stores commenting on random things for hours
Adulthood in one video "this is a strainer!!! uh! I'm so happy!"
Do you have a favorite burner on the stove top? Lol I relate to strainer too much
@@RBarnett421 I want it
This is a great episode. Seeing Mateo go from a cynical comic to a giddy homosexual in the housewares.
Matteo's salt and pepper facial hair is working for him.
I just said the same thing
I just wanna see him in Flannel
He looks hot, simply put.
I blame Rodrigo 😂
😂😂@@zenpool
I don't know what it is, but I'd watch matteo go shopping in every store that's ever existed
Matteo’s Nick impression always gets me 😂
There spot on!
On carts with squeaky wheels: “Now you’re just walking around with the back vocals of Mariah Carey the entire time!”
This took me out 😂😂😂
Same. I had to play it back a few times to hear her
It's in our blood. Like cats know how to hunt mice. hahahahah
Honestly im gonna need a Matteo Lane Goes To Chuck-E-Cheese
With Nick if possible
Agreed 💯
Twister - "even as a 4 yr old i was like 'this is inappropriate'." lol!
😂😂😂😂
“No italian home has ever said “we’re lucky”. Truer words have never been spoken
"It's already happening to me, how do they do this to us?!?" 😆
Hearing the squeaky trolley later in the background made me giggle
Cause it’s just a sweet, sweet fantasy baby…
It was everywhere! 😂
I checked out in Target over the weekend. Behind me was a man with literally just a gallon of milk. Both the cashier and myself burst out laughing. As neither of us had ever seen this, and because of the endless amounts of memes with people needing to go into Target for a gallon of milk and coming out with a giraffe and someone else's child, and no milk. The man said that he volunteers to get the milk to save the family time and money. 😅 😂
emphasis on the "money"
It's like popping into IKEA in the UK saying "I'll just have one of their complimentary coffees"" and then emerging two hours later pushing a flat - bed trolley back to the carpark.... 😅
@@martinkitchin6204 Or an Ikea in the US. 🤣🤣🙈💁♀️
Pretty sure he forgot it earlier buying a bunch of stuff not on his list 😂
Someone else's kid hahaha
Manhattan Targets ARE just CVS! What a perfect description.
Or conversely CVS are just like Target...''oh you do prescriptions here, I had know idea''.
"I can't leave here with a trashcan, can I?...just carry myself out....."
Food flew out of my mouth....LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:26 "No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries." Had me dying 🤣
IKR! Unexpectedly lol
I was funny to watch him succumb to the Target siren song in real time.
"People come in her and load up on a bunch of stuff they don't plan on getti... I NEED DIS!"
This beard shape + sunglass combo is giving evil gay mafia lmao
You know it’s gunna be a good video when he has his North Face jacket on 😂
And keeps his glasses on
His workin' jacket
Dude the squeaking shopping cart the whole video 😂😂😂
I love the multiple gay gasps. 😅
Matteo’s look is giving strong George Michael energy, in the best possible way.
More Matteo in any form. Alone, with Nick, on stage, in life - I just want more since he can’t be my best friend.
That "S" thing was around when I was a kid in the 1970s! I have that EXACT soap dispenser in my bathroom too, LOL
For some reason, it makes me think of the band Styx. Was this part of the logo of their name?
@@SuziPoozi Not that I can recall but I don't doubt that it was included in various graffiti of the day :)
@@Buzzygirl63 I would swear that it was part of a band's logo for their name. It's funny he brought that up because I was thinking about this the other day when somebody else had brought it up. Is always drawn on those hardcover blue denim looking binders.
It was the logo for the “Stussy” clothing brand.
@@norcaliboy99 is that what it is? I live in Washington state and I've never heard of that brand until the early nineties. It cracks me up that that symbols been so popular yet nobody knows where it came from. LOL. You solved the great mystery
Holy shit the impression of nick at 4:12 😅😅😅
matteo coming through with the wolverine slander and storm praise i knew i could trust him!
Does anybody else appreciate the fact that Mateo put these videos out in the morning it’s just such a great way to get my day started even though I woke up four hours ago
The “S thing” and gel pens were my entire childhood
gurls are weird
what
I remember those huge pens that had like 50 different colors in them, and they NEVER worked.
Thank you for representing the white spot bearded bro.
Matteo not realizing how dangerous target is lol you go in not knowing what you want and you come out with random shit
naww thats wal mart
come out fealing drunk
"Ru Paul's Drag Race". Still laughing.
Matteo looks like a back woods mechanic that only works on lifted trucks and Camaros
It's all smoke and mirrors though...😂
The Target Effect in full effect! 😄Matteo’s reactions are priceless! 😂😂😂
These videos make me so happy, I can’t believe it😊❤ Stores should start paying Matteo to make these, he’s the best marketer they could hope for!
Of all the things Matteo picks at Target, he gets a strainer. 😂
You and your husband go to ikea to buy curtains. That’s the video I need and we all want.
Yaaaaaaaaaassssss 😂
Hi Mateo! Was doing the "S" in 5th grade back in '78. You're serving w/ rhe developing beard...I LIVE for your impersonations of Nick! Thanks for the early Sunday laugh out loud! 😂
OMG yes! Notebooks dedicated to friends! I thought this was just a local thing… so funnhy to hear Matteo reference it. OMG this vid was hilarious
Reminds me of "slam books' back in my high school days!
Remember, layaway?😂
Omg I didn't until now 😂
Kmart layaway. Rip.
"One knife" isn't like a man in the forest, it's like an Italian nonna with her one paring knife that's used for EVERYTHING.
Cinnamon sugar poptarts are the best.
I am so with you on the Stanleys.
No, if someone even whispers "buona fortuna" someone slightly behind them is making the horns symbol to ward off malocchio!
I love your retail in-store video’s. Please do one for Macy’s (and the disaster that it’s morphed into).
😂
Yesss Mateo, Storm is my favorite X-men member. Her powers are the best. I met the voice actor at a convention and it was the best moment of my life.
I can understand Mateo not liking Eevee but him not liking Lapras kinda surprised me. Something about it just feels like a pokemon that he'd enjoy. Also I love his excitement when he sees the pokemon stuff!
Whats with the sunglasses? Yr not Anna Wintour sweetee dahling!🤣
😂
3:58 Get the instant pot!! It’s soooo worth it ❤😊
"No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries." 😂💀
giving "coco peru goes to target" vibes lol
2:00
-Use the back of the paper!
-But I can see through it!
This happened to me so many times dang I feel so seen uvu
I would have shared my gel pens with you Potato!
Can tell Matteo is married now...
Grey hairs 😁
The stick S was a necessity on all new binders or spirals back in the day 😂
Go grocery shopping next I want to see what you actually buy and eat
Mateo debuts beard at Target 🎯
"No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries" 🤣🤣
This is the most relatable content Matteo has ever done.
The facial hair is giving homeless Tony stark
It does not fit the face. Tbh.
you’re the first gay Italian drug lord with that beard😂🔥
I love that I could hear that squeaky cart for the next 5 minutes after it went past. 😆😆 It's going to haunt my dreams.
bruh def gets min 3 espresso for these bits
Mi amor, that beard…. Love the target tour 😂
More, please 😂 I'm living the American life (while actually being in another continent). Between you and Nick, my mental health is kept in one piece!
LOVE FROM GREECE❤❤
YES - I had notebooks with all of my friends (back from the late 80's)! I still have a few that I go back and read - omg - too funny that you brought this up! Love you!!
"I was never impressed with Lapras" - Matteo 2024
"THAT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE!" X'D
^My five year old niece (who I didn't notice watching over my shoulder) reacting to Matteo commenting on the toy shopping cart, "Now you can shop like mommy!"
As someone who moved from Montreal to an island in Greece with absolutely no stores, I could watch this all day! I want to see the cab ride there and the dinner after. Go to Costco please
Ooo yes Costco! (Also vicariously watching from Europe)
Lol Matteo calling out the little Target shopping carts while wearing a jacket with a label on the front _and the back_ of his jacket. 😂
Aww Matteo getting excited over cookware is adorable
Mateo, you totally look like George Michael going thru Target with you sunglasses on!! Love!!
Can't wait for Matteo Lane does his taxes.
😂🤣😅😂
Two things: 1 - How the fuck does Matteo make a visit to Target so entertaining and 2 - The sunglasses inside -LMAO! I am living for this whole video.
I can't express how down I am too watch videos of Matteo just doing shit😂
You and Coco Peru needs to happen!
I work part time at Target. It so difficult not to keep buying stuff.
Dear Potato Lane, I enjoyed this YT @ Target like I was watching a shoegasm high heeled picture show with my credit card in hand.
"This is an entire section of want....OK, this I would get" LOL
Look at you and that facial hair.. wow.. Nice Matteo!!
I didn't know I need this but here I am. I can just watch Matteo shopping all day.
I lost it when he did the Boushh the bounty hunter impression lol
I recently found puzzles where the box picture is from a different angle, so you get a different image when you're done. Totally worth it.
I’m not sure about the beard yet it’s very Italian daddy though 😄
I wish I had transport to omaha, your tour finally came thru my neck of the woods in Nebraska, and I SO want to make the omaha show! youre the best matteo, hilarious. these little videos are awesome too man
Hearing matteo nerd out is fantastic
“Ack, Matteo says ‘hi’”
I felt that
I work with kids and yes girls still do the notebook notes to each other and more importantly just like the S chain is in our blood. The paper fortune tellers are still a staple for every girl....they just know how to make them!
Omg, my 9 year old son came home with one of those paper "fortune tellers" the other day! A little girl had made it for him. I blew his socks off when I sat down and made him a 2nd one! I love knowing that the girls are still girling and carrying forth our sacred traditions 😂
@@gingerleamcwow435 Last summer I was running a camp and the girls would come in and ask for paper. 20 minutes later there is a table full of fortune tellers and they have the boys lined up to buy them with candy. I sadly had to put an end to it but god was it funny as hell! 😂
With that beard and those glasses, Matteo looks like a guy that has to inform his neighbours that he is moving into the area. 🖤
The pause when the squeaky cart goes by was 👌
i LOVE the matteo goes to ____ series
Bottom Daddy 😂
Those are my type of men. They know what they are doing 😉
Daaaam Matteo became from twink -hunk and now daddy! :P ♥♥♥ 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
The halfway through Nick impression had me dying. 😅😅😅
So agree with you on seltzer water and La Croix.
OMG that's downtown Brooklyn lol I was there a month ago
This is SO much fun!
Side note: why are the shelves so empty?
we called it the gang S lmao
PLEASE get 2 of those shitty dragons and challenge Nick 😂