BRO JEFF: THE MOST ANABOLIC GROCERY HAUL EVER (Parody Video)
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Jeff you need a “bro Jeff” accent bc you still sound smart af as bro Jeff😂😂
Please, we need it!
Just thinking that hahaha
I agree!
Still sounds like nerd Jeff
You should really do this because I couldn't tell for a while and people who watch for the first time might take you seriously.
Dude thanks for the advice. I’ve put on 15lbs of muscle. I did go into cardiovascular failure last week but there’s pros and cons to any diet
Cameron Connelly no pain no gain amirite
Cameron Connelly 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Cameron Connelly Whatever it takes god dammit
LMAO
Lol. Cardiovascular failure!
"Phish food- they put a fish in there so a good source of Omega-3s" 😂😂😂😂
that was funny
Lmao!
“I think” 😂
I was dying!!
So deceptive. The way Jeff talks makes you want to automatically believe everything he says.
He had me at ice cream 😂 and chugging soda after a lift. I've been doing it all wrong for years hahaha
he couldnt be serious with the bicep curls yo
sigh... I saw him swinging... Is there something I don't know?
That's how personal training works.
@@moonill honestly if u aint swinging, u aint winning.
The funniest thing is that he keeps in normal voice intact it just makes it sound like he truly belives in waht he is saying
I wasn’t watching the video, so about 2 minutes in I thought Jeff had lost his shit before I realized he was trolling haha
Only at 4:06 he made a mistake hahaha
When Jeff wildly swings his barbell around, you know it's Bro Jeff time
I am so used to trusting him and his information that bro Jeff always fools me up until I see the crazy cheat curl. Then I finally catch on.
As soon as I saw that I thought what’s up with him swinging that weight like a bro 😂
When he whistled at Steph I lost it. 🙌
1:47
@@zeroman155 true american hero
@@apeking7099 He lives in Canada lmao.
@@asparrow9876 Canada is just northern America
@@apeking7099 America is just south Canada
"We're going to get the highest quality ingredients..."
*Walks into a Walmart*
Taylor Craig Newbold what’s wrong with Walmart they have a variety of whole foods
Also buys CocoCola 😂
That’s the joke 😂
Blends hot dogs into a shake 🤢
i cry for the one guy who came across this as his first exposure to Jeff’s channel 💀
Carson Drobe make sure to go watch his other videos haha this is a parody video
Right here bro. Got mid way through thinking this man was a complete idiot lmao
hahaha actually that was me i came here to see how he reach over 1M subs then i realizes it was a joke hahaha swinging that bar and you cant get fat eating all carbs you want as long as they are from natural sources just killed me xD
This is all facts. If in doubt Ask dom mazetti
Right here
The part about running out to the car in the middle of a workout to eat got me 💀💀💀
Cardio kills gains brah! Don’t run
_should be good for the week_
Literally the same amount of Egg I eat per year
Not sure if you are joking or not but I'm going to play it safe and do exactly what you do
Bonifilio Soto Unless you know, he’s joking.
He sounds so formal I thought he was giving legit advice for a second. 😂😂
Wait,so theres a limit to protein absorption every meal??? 😢
Yep believed him all the way up to where he goes and eats during his workout to stay in his anabolic window
@@venigos Your body turns all the unnecessary protein into fat, if eaten in excessive amounts will turn into fat no matter where you get them, if you spike insulin after a workout you'll absolutely f*ck your exercise induced human growth hormone spike
@@javiergarcia4533 also will fucking obliterate your kidneys
@@javiergarcia4533 Not completely true. Your body can "save up" some protein to use later. Not sure how big this time period is but I am sure it's not more than a day and there's a limit to it. But for the rest all the excessive protein does turn into fat like you said.
"Ugh, I hate grocery hauls.... but Jeff is trustworthy, so..
10 seconda in. Oh, right.
Lol, mine was "Maybe Jeff will have done this back home and I'll see a good Canadian haul for once."
He had me at Walmart
Same here fam lol mans talking about blending saugages n shit
"We're gonna skip the carb section over here" walks past vegetables & fruits haha :D I also laughed a lot at the "Phish Chocolate" part, great stuff! More Bro Jeff parodies (with an added accent) pls!!
The girls checking on him at 5:35 tho😂😂
@Gibran Maulana Recognise a single mom when you see one
We females have the instinct to check things around..especially primals walking with confidence to realize wtf is going on .. if he is walking away... fine
I realised it was bro jeff as soon as i saw him curling those bad boys.
The dog tags and headphones did it for me
no limit to the amount of protein... aiming for 2 grams/ lb of bodyweight... I began to suspect I should enter the comment section. And he just gets more and more ridiculous as he goes past here toooo.. lol
The second I saw those Beats headphones I knew Bro Jeff was back
dat feckin' bandana man
Jeremy Kyle he got me in the first half, not gonna lie
took me a second lmao good one
Literally can not hear any sarcasm whatsoever. Bro Jeff the GOAT
when I first heard “450g of protein” I was like WTF😂
Same man.😂 WTF
Gains be costly lol, the real WTF for me was the phytonutrients in gaterade thing.
Manny Q yeah I know it is thanks for the heads up though bro lol
loved this. now please make a serious grocery haul video 😂😂
Anna x ok. He was kidding right.? Jesus
P. Haus bra I hope so
@@jap102189 I hope so . In so fukin confused right now . I mean wiener shakes WTF
Yes hes joking :K . He even tells you in the end of the vid
I agree.
Jeff's arms in a tanktop, looks thickers than my thighs dude
"Just cam in from an arm work out" video clip of some kine of deadlift curl. Lmao
“In the words of Ronnie Coleman, ‘Ain’t nothing but a peanut.’”
Then grabs peanut butter
Lol.
Nobody:
Bro Jeff: blend up these *weiners*
Me: What's with this retarded comment format?
The entire internet: EVERYONE is doing it, so it must be cool
The worst part is, there's serious bodybuilders and strongmen athletes that will blend whole, deboned chickens into "chicken shakes" for more protein. Barf.
Jeff, I genuinely came here for legit information. Wtf lol
Rasyad Wicaksono me too, then I laughed my ass off!!!
Lool yhh bro jeff gets me everytime lol
Hahahahaha same
As soon as I saw the car I knew. The troll level is high 🤣
My eyebrows didn’t raise till the Gatorade lol feel like an idiot haha
This was awesome Jeff, gave me a good laugh! Good on you for donating the food too 👍
Finally some good quality straight up knowledge, instead of usual scientific ooga booga. Thank you bro Jeff!
Is Bro Jeff single? 🤔 #askingforafriend
You better lock either Jeff down and have some kids or some Swedish super model is going to sweep him up very soon.
Stephanie Buttermore
He’s dating Bro Steph.
Married to the gainz
"Buttermore"? Is that her real name lol? Muwahahahaha
@@j.gwells5252 "bro steph" I'm fucking dying lmao
Bro Jeff still reloads the rice with perfect form at checkout 😂 6:09
You know Jeff's going to take you for a wild ride when says he's just finished his arm workout...
At the beggining i was like hhmm... Oookay... But as he went on... LMFAO. Good one xD
Bro Jeff and Dom from broscience need to collab ASAP
Doms last video hit hard af
Didn’t Dom stop doing videos like years ago?
@@Dan-bg5fm He stopped doing weekly videos. ;) On a serious note I think he took a break from CZcams.
They’re nothing alike, even as bro Jeff
It would have to be well written. The characters don't necessarily build off each other though similar.
Lmao My favorite part was the clicking when Stephanie showed up 🤣
"Bro Jeff" is pretty funny, but honestly "Wimpy Glasses-wearing Jeff" is my favorite parody character.
"there is no limit to how much protein you can absorb in a day"
*starts stacking 10 cartons of eggs for a week*
starts realizing it's bro jeff
When he cat called Stephanie, I knew this was satire. Jeff always respects WAHMEN
It wasn’t the barbell curls 1 min in?
@@Dudewittude or the use of comic sans font lol
I smell an Ola fan.
He should do a ThatWasEpic collab
I knew something was up when he recommended blending weiners
eggs-fucking-actly.
Yep XD
really? Not during the intra workout turkey meal? I honestly don't watch this dude a lot so it took me up till that point to realise this was a joke lol. I was kinda sus when he went to walmart but was like "alright he's showing you can do it on a budget" then he was picking up those rank as battery eggs and then the turkey gave it away.
Goju Knight I wasn’t sure if people in the west actually blended their beef weiners. 😂
ODIW yeah the eggs were more like for a fucking month and he said ‘they’d typically last a week’. Lol about the intra workout turkey meal, I wasn’t sure if this was a thing in the west 😂 to blend weiners.
I've adopted the protein wiener smoothie and the intra-workout protein, nothing but gainz so far 🏋🏽♂️💪🏽
yeah that's good, but are you anabolic
Yo this video cracked me up!!! Great work Jeff! You should totally make this a series, just make it more clear from the get go that it’s a spoof so new viewers aren’t confused. Other than that, good job bro!
"I heard this was a great superfood" love the kiwi reference
I feel myself getting more anabolic whenever I watch Jeff's videos.
** BRO JEFF's videos ** ^^
Bro! When the fuck... seen you at jeff's (AthleanX) videos, anime vids and shit bro ure everywhere like Justin Y...
For a moment I thought I was watching the Muscle & Strength channel
Bro same
Kept me thinking the whole time: "Is this real?.. No he's joking! .. wait! Is this real?! .. No he's joking! .. wait! .."
"it's actually pretty solid, pretty good information honestly, smart guy!" 😂😂😂
Dude you must drink Coca-Cola before workout😂
lol i laughed so hard out loud
0:23 just finished an arm workout *cuts to jeff swingin shit around in the gym*
lost it there hahaha
That's where I stopped watching
How am I just discovering this!? 😂😂 love how you still sound so serious in the vid.
Lmao i didnt catch on till the coke then it all added up went back and watched it from begining swinging them weights funny vid man “aint nothin but a peanut” 🤣🤣🤣
flexing your mustang at the start of your video increases muscle mass increase by 15%👨⚕️
lmao i was acutally fuckin with the car so i didnt realize it was a joke
And causes a spike rise of testosterone
Flexing a v6 mustang? Lmaoo
You gave it away as soon as you started doing the swinging barbell curls
You mean as soon as he wore a white tank with a hat and headphones. Bro Jeff never hides.
The worrying thing is that some people might actually believe this is true lol
He so needs to do an accent with it or something 🤷♂️😂
@@TheReminderChannnel he did say it was a joke at the end. I like that there's no accent. It allows you to wonder if it's real or not for like a split second.
I watch your videos and have a great time... but this video needed a comment.. hilarious bro! Make an alter ego, bro Jeff. Gold. Super funny man that was great. The magazine part had me rolling.
they get me in the beginning every time, but pls never stop making these LMAO they are hilarious!
Now do a video on your actual weekly shopping and why
Yes!!
Shane McGowan "please“ 😉
Fredsonii Graf thank you
Yessss please!!!!
Right lol. Such horrible ingredients it those choices
Also, the Dr. Oz “smart guy” comment got me😭😭😭
Saw the bandana and knew I was in for some next level bro science! 🤣🤣🤣 Well done sir
Lmaoo wtf is up with the bandana looks ridiculous
Dude i didnt watch to the end...i thought you shopped at walmart so you could take it all back easily...you donated to a food bank you saintly badass! Many Blessings Jeff!!!🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
"Nothing but the finest, highest quality, premium nutrients on this grocery haul..."
"We're here at Walmart."
I’m dying of laughter rn omfg😂 you killed it Jeff we need more vids like this haha
Everytime I see bro Jeff I get a bit disappointed that he doesn't sound at least a bit like Dom Mazzetti
Before your workout have a stick of butter rolled in sugar.
Butter is slippery and will make your joints move better. The sugar will give you a burst of energy and make sure your glycogen doesn’t deplete too much.
Mmmmmmmm butter. Everything's better with butter. But if you're lactose intolerant then you should switch to lard.
How do you keep a straight face while filming these Bro Jeff Videos? Love it
Day 1 Fan. Took me a while to realize this was bro Jeff aka JNipps
The way he does those curls as bro jeff so fast and explosive is absolutely hilarious
Bump That Keep Em Coming! Lol You had me for a second then I started listening to the amounts. I’m like NO FREAKING WAY HE IS SERIOUS LOL. Funny Vid bro
The best thing about these spoofs is the abusive use of the Comic Sans Font
As soon as I saw those biceps curls I was like wait hold on is this Bro Jeff and went straight to the comments 😂😂 love this ♡
You pranked us all and to top it off, donated loads of food to the needy. This video cant be any better. :)
and yes now we want the actual Grocery haul
Bro Jeff, best grocery haul I’ve ever watched on CZcams ! Gotta eat big, to get big 👍🏾😂😂😂
Someone tell me why I went halfway through the video without noticing that he was joking..😂😅
Same i feel stupid lmao 😂
for real he sounded so sure of it
His arm curls should of been a giveaway
@@rocketrod9545 I figured he was only trolling in that part of the vid
Bro i was like wtff ive heard of people saying they eat mid workout but youre so serious lmao. I feel like an idiot
Is it April 1st again already??? 🤔😂
hes two months late to the day
@@ForTehNguyen he did make an april fools video
I was about to say....
Fucking forreal right?
The kiwi on the Hawaiian Punch, “I heard this is a really nutritious superfood” 😂 your kiwi line high volume is amazing btw!!! I’m eating 2 kiwis a day now because of you lol all I need is kiwi merch now.
Knew it was Bro-Jeff as soon as he dropped the top on that mustang lmfaooo
Damn I was actually looking forward to this. I had my notepad and pen ready for this :(
Ha!
I got up early to watch, take notes and shop this morning.
SURPRISE! LOL
Its not april foolz ....is it?
He’s going to do a follow up! to go over the mess that is bro Jeff hahaha
Same
Had me until the Gatorade and coke.
When Jeff puts on the dew rag you know it's gonna get good 😂
0rangedrink durag* and no that’s not a durag 🤦🏾♂️ lol
@@ddf5878 oops. I just learned a lot about hair. Thanks
Literally cracked up loud at that intro.
I love how you humbly explain it's a troll video!
In addition, I laughed really loudly on the whistle at Stephanie. 😂
This is funny an all but can u do a video like this but with serious Jeff?
Connor Parks you need someone to tell you what to eat?
I do
@@marcelo-ramos Eat once or twice a day more towards the middle of the day, mostly quality meats, healthy fats and vegetables. If you are doing long workouts (think football practice/basketball/marathon running) you can have some carbs like rice and potatoes but don't consume junk carbs that have added sugars. For the most part I personally stay away from breads and most beans. They bloat the shit out of me and even a small amount makes me fat.
Marcelo Ramos just count fuckig macros
@@azteacher26 are you serious dude? Please stop giving people this advice 😂
At first I thought you were serious.. I was like omg he eats that much eggs😂😂😂🙄🤦🏽♀️
many*
dont you know? 36 eggs per day is like, just as good as a steroid cycle???
@@afunkinduck4856 Please dont be serious.
Richu its actually true eggs are anabolic
@@richu1557 no i was joking. but there are people who believe in the "36 eggs a day" diet. they claim its like a mild cycle of dianabol because... reasons
1:42 The man behind Bro Jeff wondering even to buy one tray of eggs or not, while Bro Jeff loads his 11th tray in his cart😂😂
I love these spoof videos, they’re really funny haha
Jeff you’re really embracing that east Florida vibe with the du rag looking bandana and wife beater
Hahahaha, I love these spoof videos.
But honestly, it's also SUPER nice of you to donate the food to a food bank :).
Makes the video even better! keep it up, Jeff!
The Comic Sans font makes me chuckle everytime :-D
Alright. Watching your videos and following along then came across this one and was like “wait....what”. Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize what was going on and then I just started laughing. Well done.
Jeff: THE MOST ANA-
Kinobody&Nicks Strength and Power: JEFF NIPPARD COMING OUT AS UNNATURAL IN LATEST VIDEO?!
Lol
i lost it when he said he gets his information from bodybuilding.com forums😂
Wait bodybuilding.com is bad for information I'm a beginner and I go there for some of my information.
Look at the description though😂
"Sources:
Wikipedia
Bodybuilding.com
Comic Sans MS"
@@sahinlandman4667 wait so is it just the forums oh OK got it.
@@kjcenteno5734 You can find better advice at 4chan.org/fit than on bodybuilding forums
@Taikun Igarashi That's the joke fam, you can get better advice at /fit/ where 9/10 people don't even lift
Oh My GAAAHHH, I was so confused, THEEE ENTIRE TIME! Frick, you got me.
When Jeff's joke shopping cart looks like my legit shopping cart :-(
my shopping list the same as urs bro :(
I'm glad Bro Jeff has become a part of this channel
The craziest part of this video is him not crumbling under the embarrassment of pretending to be Bro Jeff in public lmao
Liked as soon as I saw that sweet sweet comic sans disclaimer XD
"Let's get it" *almost laughs at his own dialogue*
LMAO! Jeff another great bro Jeff vid thanks for the early week laughs man. 1:48 ROFL X'D
26 g of gains on the ground Turkey fuck yea! X'D
4:39 Aint nothin but a peanut reference still cycling YES!!!! LMAOOOO
You got me good bro, dead ass was thinking “hmmm turkey between sets does not sound like a bad idea”...
Bro Jeff's English is better than one would expect.
The whole point of bro science is to say shit that sounds really complicated but doesn't actually make sense. It's like mild conspiracy theories
The music and the car intro was enough for me to call Bro Jeff time on this :D
i always find bro jeff thorougly entertaining,so funny..great acting. try more with him
You should make a bro jeff intro as well! Love the way you whistled at your girlfriend 😂
Yeah, please make a bro jeff intro so that I may watch it quickly, knowing from the start it's a spoof.
thank you my bro jeff for delivering high quality scientific information. very informative!
lol
it took me 3 minutes to detect it was a spoof, loved it ... wished it was serious though xD looking forward to seeing you talking about water retention.
Imagine this dude at your grocery store.