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Ah yes, giving birth is clearly the most pleasurable experience a woman can experience, yes of course.
Well in most modern countries it's no longer that painful because we have equipment and medicine to nullify most of the pain.
It’s so great I did it 3 times and then told my husband never again because it’s too pleasurable! 🤦♀️
@@brothersandsistersofvalhallait's true but it's a joke.
@@pedronobre4454 I thought the OP's point was that childbirth was painful. Maybe I misunderstood something.
@@jaimicottrill2831 According to some mothers, it gets way easier after your 10th child.
How to write a good female character:
1) write good character without determining their gender
2) make them female
Ah, the Alien approach
Honestly, that is pretty much the deal with every character, regardless of race or gender.
*Laughs in can't write a good character regardless!*
By the gods. A fool-proof strategy. How can this be?
I get where you're coming from, but I think this would end up creating a story that ignores gender completely, which isn't necessarily ideal. A person's gender legitimately does change the way people treat them and how they experience the world and acting as though that doesn't matter is kind of brushing aside the potential for genuinely interesting conversations about gender.
I never had sex. And yet, there are men more virgin than I am.
Profile picture checks out.
We have the chance to touch women
Those guys produce natural repellent
Chad
Funny isn't it? Xd
The fact that more than 50% of women experience tearing during childbirth that often needs stitches... yes, it's a pleasurable moment.
Masochists are ready for it
My late grandmother used to say that "they don't call giving birth 'labour' for nothing."
Part of me used to wonder why childbirth was and still is so dangerous and now I have my answer
Right? I don't even know how many stitches I got. Not because I was torn that badly, but because I was exhausted and didn't even think about it until almost a week after. I had enough energy to never take my eyes away from her except to share a teary smile with my husband. By then, the worst of the immediate physical pain was over, and I was overwhelmed with how glad I was that she was arguably perfect. A little red/puffy in the face, but she didn't look...kinda squished... like I've seen in a lot of newborns.
It's a rediculously painful experience, immediately followed by a rush of oxytocin and pure relief that we both made it (I was getting kinda scared as the due date came closer; if you've never even had surgery before, childbirth automatically seems like a terribly dangerous thing.)
Then again, that kind of "person" would almost certainly try to equate it to post-naughty tiredness or something equally stupid.
I initially thought he was going to say that women only love their babies because of the oxytocin. Guess I expected too much 😅
Don’t knock the masochists in the audience
He did an entire cowboy bit at the start but DIDN'T say "and Lassos"? He missed the opportunity to complete the set.
@UwU Plot twist: he knew _exactly_ what he was doing and left out "Lassos" on purpose!
Day 2 of piggy backing on other people’s comics so click will say my name “Isaiah”
@@lordcake158 It would be funny if he said Issac instead.
a lot of likes with a few replies that’s rare
I demand a re-shoot, so he can do it properly!
Cutting your hair isn't a personality trait, and it isn't always a sign of character growth. But if your character cuts her hair real short, DON'T IMMEDIATELY UNDO IT IN THE NEXT SCENE *scowls at Fairy Tail*
Well, yeah, but no. In writing, the theme of cutting your hair is often synonymous with getting through hard times &/or becoming a new person. Undoing that in the next scene is dumb, yeah, but this is actually a pretty common trope in writing
In japan(and also in many other countries as well), cutting your hair(specially woman) means starting a new life and ending your old one, it actually has to do with culture.
Excuse meWUT
It grew back DAT FAST???
T R A U M A
**cries in Roommate AU I’m working on**
@@Ramsey276one They used a magic hairdresser. But, in the moment, it felt like her way of proclaiming she was more mature, less childish, but, much like the haircut, nothing really stayed changed
we need more chill women that aren’t too badass but aren’t super sexualized either
Android 18
@@misterboxhead3045I’m sorry, have you _met_ dragonball fans?!
@@awkwardukulele6077If you want the fandom not to sexualize them, the only way is to not give them bodies. And even then, you aren't sure that they won't find some way to sexualise them anyway.
women that are just some guy
@@baofleurence7650 hagakure from my hero academia
Sometimes I worry about how terribly I'm writing my female characters. then I glance at this subreddit and remember that the bar is so low I can't possibly bring it down any further.
I dont think I could if I tried.😂
Same... Despite being a women I'm so incredibly bias and bad at writing them... I have a habit of turning them to men whenever they get good.... What's wrong with me...
My mother always told me “compare yourself with the best, not the worst”, but you’re right, we can start that way, without being too concerned if we make a really big mistakexf
Sometimes, I want a man buddy just to make him nood it's kinda ok 😂 But at the same time, I hate to make people read what I'm writing, because I lack the confidence to show what I do 😅
@@ThatKidWhoGotBored i mean you could
But that would immediately activate the urge to blow your brains out due to *C R I N G E*
I want to create a male character like men write female characters:
"He was a guy and very importantly, had also a pipi." That is it, all important things about my character are explained.
Imma do that actually.
You have to describe it, and how it flops around when he walks. It is important, trust me. All part of Writer's Resource.
@@goncalocarneiro3043 you are right, I should really describe the character better, so the people who read it can relate better and understand his intentions....I have to make a description of the pipi and what it is doing and feeling through the day. Maybe it can be floppy when it is sad or it bounces happily while dancing in sprirals when the character has a good day.
Guys I'm literally going to die from laughter- 😭
“Even more importantly, he had a giant pipi!”
This..... THIS is the only man who can pull off a bowtie and a regular tie at the same time
I didn't even notice it until I read your comment xD
Same! I didnt notice, this statement os 100% accurate
I didn’t notice either! 😆
I jUST noticed he had both on,,,, Clicky, that's illegal
Ties suck, double ties double suck, Click doesn’t need the bloody things.
Once I acquire the Infinity Gauntlet, I’m “snapping” 100% of ties out of existence. Die neckwear!
How to make a good female character:
1: Make a character.
2: Make them female.
3: Make slight changes to personality traits that are defined by a person's life experiences and how they were treated by others.
4: observe entire multi billion industries crumble because not even devout feminists watch "strong and independent" XX characters
Seems like you don't know the history of gay.
I was part of a writing group for a while where we'd read out our latest few pages of what ever we were writing and I swear 2 of the members were in a secret competition when it came to writing men and women to see who could do it worse. The guy wrote the most cringe, misogynistic, crude and overly sexualized actions, dialogue, and just background stuff about any female character possible. While the girl wrote the most cringe, overly sexualized, belittling, and misandrist stuff about any male character possible.
The worst part is after either one of them would read No one in the group pointed this out and the two of them congratulated each other and spent like fifteen minutes giving each other tips... While I'm sitting there just going, no, no that's not how any of this works how the heck have you two been published?
as uneven and frail, the peace may seem. An harmonous balance has been struck by two destructive, opposite extremes. As times go by, the forces grow larger and more destructive. slowly but surely, it left nothing but wreckace. But in the tempest abyss, a tone-deaf silence plays as extremes circle eachother in a slow methodic waltz. to this day, they seem to be dancing
Did you others try to revise it but did you just to make it funnier?
You say they were actually published writers??? As in mainstream media or self-publishing?
On further reflection, that sounds like part of an enemies to lovers romance plot. The bit where they are constantly sniping at each other and giving gross exaggerations of the other's negative behavior in the past yet bonding over this shared experience.
the thing about Middle Earth Dwarven women looking like men wasn't a joke.
Tolkien made his Dwarves have little to no sexual dimorphism, meaning the men and women look almost the same.
I really like that they took this to heart in the Online game set in Middle Earth, where you can't select a gender for Dwarves, and some Dwarven NPCs are referred to with she/her pronouns and have a slightly higher voice ^^
This also raises a lot of questions, such as, do Dwarves even have a concept of hetero/homo sexual, or do they just pair up with whoever and sometimes that makes babies?
Well I mean, they would still be able to tell apart some genitalia, don't they?
@@j.elisabeth.e That's true of course, but it's interesting to see if they'd care.
Of course, Tolkien didn't go into that much depth, but with Humans, the genitalia often matter less than the secondary sex characteristics ^.^
I didn't know that you can't select a gender for dwarves in the game, that's hilarious
Gender: dwarf.
@@peccantis exactly
I feel bad because we have a comedian here who doesn't get paid for his humour quality 😭
I mean, he does sell tickets for a, ummm, fun, experience.
Doesn't get paid? He has a merch store and gets revenue from CZcams?
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla he doesn't get head pats :(
He lives off these videos you know...
@@PedroCosta-po5nu well atleast it isnt from furries
How to write a female character,
1.pretend it's a man
2.make a story for them
3.make them a woman
I understand the intention and in terms of personality... I guess that's good advice?? but all you did was write a woman with the life experience of a man-
If we put that to the test in stories like a woman traveling through time and interacting with that population or surviving in an apocalypse with few resources it just doesn't work.
Doesnt really solve the problem totally, I mean, someone who really sucks at writing women probably sucks at making men too. If they make women incredibly sexualized then thats to please their fantazies trough the protagonist, who is what they wish they were
That’s actually really really bad advice and how we get badly written female characters
Equal does not mean identical. Women are different from men, at the very least through being treated differently our entire lives. Denying that truth is similar to 'not seeing colour.'
Most people are not in fact secretly white cis-het neurotypical middle to upper class christian men on the inside. And treating us as if we are is actually a form of marginalisation.
Then you will get criticised for writing unrealistic women.
5:24 Going by his logic no woman should sleep with him because then they would be REALLY close to an asshole.
Old Joke: The placement of the Human reproductive organs being so close to the waste excrete area is proof that God is a city planner...
Only a city planner would put waste management right next to a entertainment district....
Everyday i am convinced people everywhere at any time are super sassy.
nahh they're both waste management, why do you think parents call their children 'little shits'? :D
-this comment was made by an asexual :D-
@@totally_professional_artis9778 well also knowing they produce discharge, and they get rid of the blood on periods I'd say yeah, they're both waste management
@@BiratesoftheCaribbean exactlyyy - i would've included that but then the joke would get too long-
@@BiratesoftheCaribbean with that logic the entire person is a waste management district, since dead skin, sweat, and other waste products are produced across the body (normally wouldn't count sweat, but if discharge is counted, what the heck).
The fact writers will sexualize female characters regardless of age is the most disturbing thing this subreddit taught me
True
As a person who writes erotica with intentional absurdity and humor, I'm honestly very amused by "throbbing jazz cafe". Kind of impressed, too. It's actually very descriptive if you really think about the implications. It's moody, dank, lively, and there's a whole lot of tooting going on in there.
As a writer, it is my greatest fear that one day I will loose so much, that I will become so creatively bankrupt, that my work ends up on this subreddit.
Same
True, but I don't think you can go that low by accident
The clicks intros are making me genuinely concerned for him
Tbh same
He's just being Swedish there's nothing to worry about. PewDiePie does similar behavior because that's just how swedes are.
Agreed.
Manic personalities can be a cover for depression, you know...
@@animeyhem9780 nah that just him being swede he actually have toned it down
19:46 if the roles were switched...
- ''Small pp men have big hearts''
- ''Small pp men are less threatening to other men-''
- ''Small pp men are noticed for a lovely face, NOT THEIR BIG PP!''
- ''Sexual harassment won't happen if you have small pp, it is not like we should shame the harassers, but instead we choose to shame men with big pps, because victim shaming is okay.''
Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but I think this logic applies to anciant greece? Men in statues were represented with a small pp because it was linked to their humility, whereas having a big pp was a sign of vanity and selfishness
@@thornwalker8970 It's not like all ancient artists had an agreement on what's the correct interpretation of pp size. Since people back then were just as childish as today artists would simply make the pp small or hide it behind something to make it less distracting. Art itself was a business so if someone requested his statue to have a big pp they'd do it, otherwise they'd just keep it out of focus. So in a way it's linked to the commissioner's ego, but there probably was a few artists who would give any statue big pp because they like it. Can't generalize something like that for all of ancient greece.
Mgtow guys do believe these things sadly
Small PP means very expensive car, lamar from gta 5 taught me that
6:03 The way I personally like to think about Dwarves is that both sexes have facial hair, but it works differently due to sexual dimorphism. I always pictured that Female Dwarves would have facial hair more akin to a human male, but male dwarves would just have absolutely crazy facial hair. This also opens up the idea of Dwarven women getting special accessories for their facial hair, or maybe they even dye it crazy colors.
4:05 "I have been with a few women in my life" I find that hard to believe
"put your boobs behind your back"
Meanwhile me a trans woman who uses breast forms: Alrighty then!
how does it look lmao
@@junkoenoshima2756 I look like if you put a Lego torso on the legs facing the wrong way.
@@junkoenoshima2756 omg junko enoshima
@@Pfincess trans guy here. Slay. Because like I couldn't imagine people being like "your so muscly you must be a guy"
I mean... turning around would do the trick
Fun fact: you can actually die from being essentially too sad. This can happen to pets too, even birds and reptiles even snakes will die from missing their owners too much.
But how often do people write about females dying instead of males…?
It doesn't happen in a couple hours tho.
And and, a high-tech society should be able to solve this issue. Edit: in fact just placing her newborn infant skin to skin with her probably would have stimulated enough oxytocin production to inhibit death by sadness...
@@jessicaolson490 Unless she got postpartum depression. In which case time away from the kid is usually the answer.
@@jessicaolson490 not really.. broken heart syndrome is something u die from because the heart tissue is changed in some way (I don't rly know how atm) and your heart essentially fails.
R/womenwritingmen should be created exclusively for 14yo girls that write cringy fanfics on wattpad about their high school crush. Trust me, it’s as bad as this if not worse
18:05 I imagined the current format of the story turning to a gmod like format where the female character got ragdolled down a comically long staircase.
Tolkin wrote that no elf or human could identify a female dwarf amongst a group of male dwarfs
Pratchett wrote that no one - including dwarves - could tell a female dwarf from a male dwarf, save when nude. And since naughties only happen after marriage, that led to some awkward honeymoons =)
@@ponypapa6785 because it wouldn't be polite to ask during courtship.
@@ponypapa6785 Why wouldn’t they you know, disclose gender before that
@DeathnoteBB different culture bro-
About the dwarfs, it's no joke. In Tolkien (and D&D) female dwarves have beards.
Its not impossible in humans, the woman just needs a bit more testosterone and most would grow a beard lol
Sir Terry Pratchets Discworld goes into that topic several times over the whole series. Traditional Dwarves use male pronouns and look the same. There are important anatomical differences, but traditional dwarven women are not supposed to show them. Usually dwarven courting centers around trying to politely figure out the gender of the other without being so crass as to actually ask a direct question.
Later in the series, businesses appear that cater to the emerging tastes of dwarven women with products like delicatly engraved Battleaxes suitable to wear with your evening dress or clothing made from micro-chainmail. Hygenic, stylish and does not chafe!
And that's why Warhammer has the best dwarves.
With D&D my head cannon is that a lot of races don't have much sexual dimorphism.
Actually the line was a dig at CS Lewis' CoN series where the dwarves did spring up from the ground.
13:45 It's actually entirely possible to die of a broken heart. There are some recorded cases of it happening. Though, the fact the PADME died of it, yet ANAKIN's artificial ass managed to survive. How dare
5:10 is such an incel thing to say.
this stuff makes me glad I just write characters as actual fucking people
and by that I mean one fragment of my personality
and therefore they kinda just *exist* like a normal fucking person
hey I can relate to that.
I do that as well!
Its fun when you personify your adhd as someone who somehow has caffeinated blood
I write people: I've written dozens of men and women and never once felt the need to describe the size of their respective attributes.
ps: I don't even mention ethnicity or skin colour unless it's somehow relevant to the story - sexual orientation ditto!
I do that as well.
1:41 It is possible to orgasm during childbirth. It’s called “obstetrical orgasm” and it happens in 0.3% of births. (I was surprised it was even that common. Still 3 out of every 1000 isn’t super common…) Also, if it’s the “hardest a woman will ever c-…” then I fell REALLY sorry for whoever OP conned into marrying him… yeesh…
Damn, that sounds like a nice way to ease the pain.
The survival orgasm is real. Orgasm doesn't necessarily denote pleasure; orgasm can happen as a reaction to pain and violation as well, much the same way endorphins release during exercise.
The last part of this reminded me of that Jordan Peterson's speech about the myth of female orgasm and that he knew that for personal experience and I just felt so bad for his wife.
@@luisaramos6862 wait what??? He said that?! I knew he was a hack but holy shit I didn't know his lack of biology was this bad 😅😅
Also, if women only love their children because of the orgasm during birth according to that guy - does that mean women who had a c-section don't?
5:00 "poopy balls" got me, I've been laughing at it for an embarrassingly long time
I love those times when he put all the memes to one side and speaks some genuine wholesomeness that so many of us need to hear.
Click as a cowboy makes me feel mixed emotions, and I don't know if I should be concerned or not
Shh shh shh shh... It's okay, we are all here for you. We have decided it's normal and you don't have to feel any shame in your emotions
In a good or bad way?
@@GaiaIbis Ok, thank you for accepting me
Here, take this cookie as an appreciation 🍪
@@iamaloafofbread8926 That's what I'm confused about
Ah yes the historically accurate Swedish Cowboy.
Actually, if I recall correctly, high heels were originally designed for archers to proved better footing or something, so that isn't as far off as it would seem.
Yep
They were for men originally
They were invented for riders to help keep their feet in stirrups during battle.
@@sharonoddlyenough Oh yeah! Thanks
@@littysavior9181 no worries! Either way originally manly men wore high heels
@@sharonoddlyenough
It was also wildly popular amongst male nobility.
5:41 I paused the video, looked at my husband (he was listening) and said, "I know where my asshole is." Thankfully he wasn't drinking anything at the time or it would have ended up all over the bedspread.
Being from the south myself, I can confirm his southern accent is 100% accurate and therefore worthy of an oscar.
It's not a southern accent, and definetly not a fake southern accent. I don't wanna lie accidentialy but I think he once said he is not from an English speaking country
fun fact : Heels started out as a type of footwear (beginning in the 10th Century in Persia ) used by Cavalry as the shape of the Heel allowed for better grip on the Stirrups in other words _Men wore them_. not sure when they became part of women's fashion though. it's funny how many things society labels as feminine started off masculine. I mean guys used to wear make up and Noblemen wore powdered wigs for specific occasions. the nightgown was once masculine (and still might be in some places for all I know lol ) as well just look at old cartoons you can see the likes of Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and many others wearing them to bed.
Night gowns, make up a d powdered wigs were originally more gender neutral than specifically masculine actually. Heels on the other hand were straight up masculine right out of the gate
My boots still have heels, for that reason. They're just not 6" stilettos.
Bags/clutches were also male fashion, because they were the ones carrying the money.
And then on the flipside, fedoras used to be for women when they first sprang into the mainstream around 1880
I think ballet was originally meant for men to dance
Okay, but the maternity corsets are valid. The ad looks like it’s from the beginning of the 1900‘s, when corsets still were regularly worn. Not only do they provide great support, they can also give the desired silhouette (silhouette, not size) of the time. Maternity corsets had the special perk that they were adjustable at the sides, as can also be seen in the ad. That way the corset could conform to the size of the belly, while still giving great support and thus for example reduce back pain.
Also, despite what modern media created for the male gaze would have us believe, corsets weren't made to be torture devices. They were basically just a bra that supported you from below instead of above.
Fun Fact: Men also wore corsets
@@kattrielladoesstuff and a highly comfortable one at that
As someone with chronic back pain, I've been in love with the idea of corsets the moment I figured out that Hollywood has been feeding me lies for years.
@@hiwaga7399 Jessica Kellgren-Fozard has a video up on her CZcams-Channel about her process of getting a corset against her backpain, as well as Snappy Dragon and Bernadette Banner
25:00 - Straight man wonders how lesbians do it, fails to do basic google search before guessing
15:49 "Yes, indubitably." More like, Yes inboobitably :)
Bro couldn’t hold back
He's wearing a bow AND a neck tie, How did nobody comment on this?
I just noticed
I may be retarded, I’ve been calling it a “normal tie” or some bs for years
Wait...
Hol up lol...
19:52 this just highlights all the problems big breasted people have to deal with and those problems are fricking sad. They, just like anyone else, can’t help their bodily features and it’s disgusting that they have to endure harassment that often isn’t even adressed in society because of it
Thanks for this, nice to know there are still folks out there that remember there's a person behind the rack
I believe that original purpose for bras was to help with weight distribution that women with big breasts typically had issues with , strained backs and sagging breasts sound like a real headache to deal with I imagine. Really sucks when you add the harrasment on top of that. That being said it's rather odd seeing a rejection of bras by some women
@@necrosteel5013 There’s an easy answer to that. The heavier your breasts, the more weight the bra has to hold. That’s why the bra has to sit somewhat tight to be able to actually hold that weight. This in turn causes the wire or fabric under the breasts to dig into the ribcage and the straps to dig into the shoulders. Sweating or exercising or even just wearing a bra for an extended period of time can then cause shoulder and neck tightness, and cause the skin to bruise or become sore to the point of actual open wounds.
@@jimpickens5936 in short it's your screwed if you do and screwed if you don't... A lose lose situation
I guess there are breast reduction surgery and a lot of exercise can actually lessen the size of a bust to an extent but other than those I can't think of anything else that might solve that issue.
@@necrosteel5013 without going too far into tmi land, and keeping in mind this is only my experience, finding a properly sized and fitted bra gets very difficult and bloody expensive very quickly once outside of the standard 36-40 b-ddd cup (I've heard smaller ones are also a nightmare, but given I was already past a ddd in high-school, I can't speak specifically to that). The US also has random sizes tossed in the mix which rarely increase the cup but increase the band spacing in the back (dddd is one, I'm not sure if ddd is as well), making it hard to tell if the cup or band is the issue, not to mention consistency within brands tends to be pretty rare (specific cut/style within a brand, not between cuts since those are intentionally different). Add in a dollop of $70-$90 a piece (again, my experience the cost to find ones that are my size/mostly work for me) to something which digs in, or gapes, or causes bruises/lacerations, yeah, that puppy is coming off soon as I don't have to be near people. But let me say, I get enough folks talking to my chest with both a bra and tank working to minimize it, I'm certainly not going to wander around without both (not to mention, ow).
There are a couple good resources out there that get into how to properly size/fit, and how to tell if a specific bra is the right size/fit, but gd is it a lengthy and expensive process sometimes, and sometimes bras suck. Necessary evil though for some of us.
5:20 I've never seen so much entitlement in one person, Jesus tapdancing Christ
3:14 if y'all think women (and other people with uteruses) shouldn't take hormonal contraceptives, how about you egoistic dudes take responsibility for contraception? You can wear condoms. You can get a vasectomy if you wanna make sure and don't plan on kids soon.
And if you *do* plan on having kids: find a partner who WANTS kids with you.
Last time I was this soon, Click still had his moustache
Don't remind me 😢
@@irl_Five tis a tragedy indeed ‘3(
Can we have an f in the chat for clicks mustache
@@biggerguy9343 YES f f f f f f f f
So you're late all the time then huh?
If I ever needed the inspiration to keep writing, it is videos like this, there is always a worse author.
Amen to that
For real. Even fanfiction is better then this and I read some pretty OOC stuff
24:25 I'll take a shot at it
She had long untamed, yet well styled hair. Dark eyes, that pierced into your soul, set in an angled face and light skin. She wore a teal-colored short sleeved shirt. She was sitting on the couch, with a nearly empty wine glass
Beautiful description, but that top is khaki green. Not teal
17:03 "Bounce femininely" 💀
Many many years ago, my mother, exhausted from raising two toddlers, went to her doctor complaining of fatigue. “No problem,” he said, “we have these wonderful new pills that will make you fly through your daily chores.” A month later, she went back to complain that although she now had tons of energy, she couldn’t sleep at night. “No problem,” he said, “we have these wonderful new pills that will make you fall asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow.”
My mother, God bless her, said “this makes no sense, I’m just back where I started,” and ditched both prescriptions. Which is how my mother didn’t get on the upper/downer treadmill so many women of the era did.
Wow! Good on her!!
Cowboy click is exactly who I wish to be when I grow up
you could call him
clickboy
As a Texan, we claim Cowboy Click
15:19 my new ringtone and alarm
11:56 the fact I can… eat food while this is making me cringe so hard as a woman… it’s almost as impressive as the stupidity in this subreddit
Same. Occasionally I have to stop though, I don't want to literally die of laughter.
@@Cinnaschticks nah cuz liggit same 😂
You know, whenever I get insecure about the way I name my characters I can rewatch 22:21 and all of the sudden feel that mabye my ability to find fitting names ain't /that/ bad.
I have heard that some people go to the cemetery and check the names on the graves for inspiration.
@@IsleNaK I mean I mostly use the abundance of baby name sites that exist and some random name generators, but the grave thing is an option I'll keep in mind.
I give my characters placeholder names and they usually stick
I just look up random colours
Idk if it’s just female characters who make suggestive sounds in all video games because has anyone else heard Leon Kennedy in Dead by daylight? I haven’t really played it so I’m not sure if all the characters are like that, but if they are, at least that’s more equal.
Of coarse, this is a joke. Kind of. Leon’s death sounds very suggestive when taken out of context.
I immediately thought of Ethan from RE: Village lol
There's a kid friendly game (though it's mostly played by adults) I play that had male and female lion mobs and when your attack hit a male lion he would step back and stoically step back into place. But when your attack hit a female lion she would make a very suggestive sound before stepping back into place. I complained to the customer support and they fixed it so neither makes a sound. But that world had been out for months without anyone saying anything.
…
Dark souls 1. Male voice lines. That's all
There’s a reason I target Leon’s.
genshin impact's jp dub is the pinnacle of suggestive noises for both character sexes
13:02 actually in the past for sometime women were allowed to show their breast, it wasn't taboo, those paintings seem beautiful and not sexual.
What annoyed me about Padme's death is it was mentioned that Leia remembered her mother as beautiful and kind, but sad. Like they didn't remember their own cannon.
He deserves an oscar for funniest man on this planet
He needs more than an oscar
@@roix5543 2 oscars? 3 oscars? 4 oscars? 5 oscars? 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 oscars?
Well, he´s professionally funny...
Click is hilarious but I wouldn't call him the funniest.
Yes
I miss the "Dad Jokes" board already
5:30 this sounds like a shitpost, there is no way someone wrote this with serious intent in mind. XD
18:13 Ouch. That's all I can say.
Fun Animal Fact: A Lowland Streaked Tenrec looks like a real-life Pokémon, it has a black and yellow striped pattern accompanied by special quills that make sound through something called striduation. That’s the same process that crickets use when they rub their legs together to make chirping noises. Tenrec’s are the only mammals in the world that do this!
*cool fact, OP*
@@3KKLIPSE I love the translation is just taking the comma out 😂
Where do these Lowland Streaked Tenrec live? (I personly think australia. Because lets be honest here, Why not)
oh yeah, that def looks like a Pokemon ^^
So does the Platypus imo. I mean, it's a poisonous mammal that lays eggs!
@@crimsondragon1259 They live in Madagascar. Wierdly despite looking like Possum/hedgehog combo are closely related to elephants.
Interesting thing about male vs female anatomy: The male perineum (space between the testicles and anus) is about twice as long on average as the female perineum (in her case, the space between the vagina/ end of the labia and the anus). Another fun fact: The perineum is an erogenous zone in both sexes, but it seems only gay males tend to find out about this. (using 'male' and 'female' here to indicate I'm talking about sex not gender). The average length of the female perineum is about 3.90cm or about 1.53" - the studies that cause humanity to know this seem to have been courtesy of the doctors who need to sew that sh*t back together after it rips (or nowadays, is cut by doctors) during childbirth if the baby's head is too big. From this perspective, having a longer perineum is better for the female, as you don't want to rip/cut too far. Still, it seems evolution has been inconsiderate both of the growth of the human head over time, and of the evolutionary dead end who gets so grossed out thinking about it that he considers himself the clever one for remaining celibate all his life.
HOOOOOLD UP. I already knew it can rip during childbirth, sometimes all the way down, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW DOCTORS MAY CUT IT TO PREVENT IT FROM RIPPING. THANKS, NOW I AM TRAUMATISED ALL OVER AGAIN.
@@acrojen03 it makes the childbearth quicker and the tear cleaner, that way it's easier to sow back together and heals easier. Even though I know it makes sense I still find a horrifying thought.
@@acrojen03 .. Really if I get the choice I'd have them cut it. If you're going to get that wound anyway, rips get ugly and you don't know where they're going to go, cuts heal faster and as far as I've heard they cut slightly to the side so it doesn't end up going through to the anus.
@@trishapellis Oh, yeah, I definitely understand why they've started cutting it and I immediately knew how much better and safer it would be. Controlled damage is always better than uncontrolled. It was just the first time I heard of it, so it was shocking! I said my comment more as a joke. 😂
If it comes to it, I'd also agree to them cutting it. It's definitely a good option to have for when they notice the head is too big or any other complications occur.
My shock was kind of the same as when I first heard about how c-sections work. And when I got to know about epidurals. They all seem so grotesque and violent, but they're all for the better for both the mother and baby. Personally, I was conceived through a c-section because of complications, but I was still shocked to hear about how they fold the abdomen open and how the mother is awake for it all. 💀😂
@@queercookie2877 Yeah, I totally get why they have it as an option now, I'm even thankful they do, but as you said, it's a shocking thought to hear about for the first time. 😂
8:29 I KNOW THAT COMIC!! Oh god, that's THE WORST comic in existence. It's literally every toxic romance trope shoved into a reverse harem. The main 'love interests' try and assault the MC multiple times. Also, MC's boobs change sizes in every panel. Ironically, that's her only consistent character trait.
25:31 I'm imagining neighbours hearing you scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'SUCK IT IN'?" and hoping they know English, too
Maternity corsets were designed to offer support in an era that bras weren't a thing yet, while specifically built to NOT squeeze the baby. Were they great? No. Were they about shaping the baby? No. They are the precursor to modern maternity clothes
No, bonzai babies better be a thing or im making it a thing
Right I have to imagine that they also had some support of the belly like the belly bands we have now. If I could find a belly band and bra combo I'd be inclined to try it
4:47
That's a lot of words for "girls are icky" and "I'm attracted to men actually"
3:08 why is this actually insane, it's almost comparing a teen to a mom, im impressed at how some men genuinely have never met any female of any age ever
14:20
oh no
im sad
my boyfriend is
a bad boy
so now
i
*die*
*As a southerner, I can confirm that Click's intro is a perfectly normal scenario with a lawman. I've seen it happen before myself!*
Click: You have been arrested for looking smexy
Me: *Looks around* Dang, he must be talking to his reflection again
With that "small busted women" thing
It should've only said that they don't get back pain from big boobs
17:34 As a blonde named Angela, this emotionally scarred me 💀
I feel sorry for you Angela, my friend.
As a Pro D&D DM, some of my players ask me how the hell I am able to create believable and realistic female characters.
I always used to wonder why until I saw the videos from this particular reddit page xD
The trick is.... don't do anything special. You just treat them like human beings, give them realistic motivations and see how they develop in the environment they are thrown in.
And for god's sake... dont have your female NPC bang the first dude who waggles an eyebrow in her direction.
Unless you have a guy NPC that bangs the first girl who wiggles an eyebrow in his direction. Equality.
@@definitelynotanscp7273 I do have a male NPC in my collection along those lines yes.
I have all sorts in my 'army' ready to go :)
@@BalimaarTheBassFish mans a legend
I write a character and then randomly determine gender.
Wait so your army is constantly expanding?
Ya know, I used to be concerned that my characters weren’t that good. Now I’m pretty sure they are.
24:27 (Yes I am a female)
She had sweet, licorice black hair that fell messily around her shoulders. Fair skin brought out her kind brown eyes. Her live green shirt complimented her skin, despite the low light. She gently sipped her glass of wine, watching from across the room.
3:36
Amogus shoes
*sus*
The best thing about being nonbinary and going by brick is I don't have to be scared that he will use my name in the intro :]
Hello fellow enby.
people who didn't have english name: "pathetic"
@@hellmark6666 hello there!
@@shroomie8328 the click is a gender....
@@hellmark6666 he kinda is, you're right
On one hand: CowClick reaffirms that I am bi. Second: I have not been here in a long time and that animated intro made me melt
When I read cowClick I thought of the click as a cowgirl and now I hate myself
@@luulcas_6267 id prefer him either way ;)
@@ArsenalTheProtogen ಠ_ಠ
@@ArsenalTheProtogen AYO?
@@jans.g6033 what?
Seeing a lanky Swedish man in a cowboy hat, a bowtie, a necktie, and holding a gun, telling me to hold my boobs behind my back is *not* how I expected to wake up today, but I'm here for it.
25:38
I actually read it and it seems like a proper one built. So the belly and front area are made to the size of the person when they're not laced up. Plus the materials used are probably stretchy. This was probably actually a good product for back support for early stages of pregnancy.
Click, as someone who lives surrounded by people with southern accents, you did a terrible job.
Please do more, it’s the best lmao
I always assumed padme died in childbirth, like stress is a factor in a birth going wrong, and the whole deal with anakin gave her so much stress when she was in the end of the pregnancy that it caused her to have complications at birth and die during it
I thought it was because her organs were compressing into a small cube from Anakin's anger fueled force choke
That makes so much more sense than dying from sadness
@@rory0233I'm not at all an expert in the lore around the force... But the explanation I came up with for myself is the following: Since force users can, if they are strong enough, contact living people after their death. Clone wars did some episodes on how Yoda goes through a number of tests if he is strong (or goodhearted?) enough.
If that's the case, that a strong force user can somehow have a part of themselves outlive death, than an traumatic event involving the force could impact other living beings.
She was attacked by the force and seen a fall to the dark side with her own eyes.
I guess even non froce users could be affected by the disturbance that creates.
Also, I don't know if in a world where the force exists, depression and loosing the will to live could manifest in death even if the individual is not an active force user. As far as I know all living creatures have a bit of force in them.
I'm terribly sorry if I miss out on some terminology or some facts. That's just what I concluded after seeing the frost six movies and a portion of clone wars (Yoda already passed said tasks that probed if he would be able to create his 'force ghost' to contact people after his death'
Broken heart syndrome is also a thing.
Men writing women is one of the worst things I have had the misfortune to see constantly. Myself being an aspiring MALE author, I am taking hints of all the things NOT TO DO.
I read a theory somewhere that Padmé did not actually die of a broken heart. Rather, Darth Sidious used the power to manipulate life and death (which he learned from Darth Plagueis the Wise) to transfer Padmé's vitality to Darth Vader. This is suggested by the way those scenes unfold side-by-side and how Padmé's labored breathing fades to silence as Vader's rises to its iconic hissing cadence. It also incorporates this ability, which Sidious introduced earlier in the film, in a more concrete way than merely serving as a motivator for Anakin's fall to the dark side.
Flip the Catholic with Content Creator lol.
"I'm a Karen who throws a tantrum like a 5 year old and my children had to apologize to the worker for me, tells my children they're going to hell if they don't follow arbitrary rules and tell them they must have grandchildren for me because that's part of arbitrary rules".
I wonder why I don't visit, call or care about you anymore at your old age...
Some of them yeah T_T
One of these days Click is gonna break down his door for an intro
Headcanon accepted
13:37
"master, dobby feels special"
22:50 PARDON?
I'm just saying in the rigth kinda story/setting it could make sense to give a character (1 character, male or female) a boob window.
Just think about what that says about a character.
They are so confident in their ability/arogent that they decided to wear armor with a giant stab me hole and are still alive somehow.
Or if theyre trying to distract idiots.
Do you mean....
Kaeya? From Genshin Impact? 😂
He's a Calvary Captain in the game LMAO
@@colleennewholy9026 I don't know sh*t about genishin and plan on keeping it that way.
@@an8strengthkobold360 trust me. If you're not interested, do keep it that way XD
It's too late for me, save yourself!
@@an8strengthkobold360 Keep it that way, I played and quit and feel much better since I quit
8:36
So, that is from a webtoon called "the beauty and the beast" (it is weird, not questioning that) and the people there are like hybrids between humans and some sort of animal or reptile. They are much more focused on their instincts then on feelings. That girl somehow ended up their and because she is seen as extremely beautiful every male character wants kids with her.
So I think that is actually intended bad women anatomy, but I could be wrong
Yeah but remember when the fl drew freckles on herself and everyone suddenly thought she was ugly?😭
The whole manga is just plain bullcrap tbh
@@sprucedragondimensions3543 i know and i wasn't questioning that part of the webtoon. I just want to think that it is intentional crappy
@@juls5515 yeah, I understand lol
its good because it is bad.
in this webtoon, not being immediately attracted to a mary sue of a protag makes you gay
7:25 fun fact high heels were originally designed for horse-back knights as the design made it easier to keep the feet in the footholder things.
Werent they invented for french nobility to not step into shit everytime they walked the streets?
I found the sudden intermission about valuing yourself very refreshing and even more wholesome than usual in comparison to the rest of the content.
As a sidenote, decomposing manure is actually very beneficial for nature as it returns important nutrients to the soil, so perhaps these individuals would be more like plastic... gets worse the longer they're allowed to lie around and litter.
14:02 this is why I like the theory that either Anakin or Palpatine took Padme's life force to keep Anakin alive
I just mentioned this in response to another comment. It fits so well that it's my accepted head canon
Hear me out: I think the dwarf design would actually look cool and that they have another love language is such an interesting concept. They kinda had a point. Plus, who said that dwarfs have to have exact human bodies?
23:07: I'm french, but, damn, I felt it in the deapth of my souls ! I'm so sorry for you dear Quebec Girls !
I know Canada hate the Quebec (and Quebec is giving the same treatement in return), but, damn boy !
Canada! You were supposed to be nice !
6:18 Nope. Not a joke. Tolkien says somewhere in the appendix to the trilogy that all dwarves have beards, including the women.