These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."
The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now. "Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .
@@bake-kurage indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’
"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .
A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p
@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)
@@diamond_dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.
"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"
She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.
She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤
She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.
- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)
She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.
“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.” That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.
As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol
“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”
“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”
"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is
And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little
In the movie As Good As It Gets, Jack Nicholson’s character is a celebrated author who has this nasty but funny line when asked by a female how he writes his female characters so accurately: “I write the character as if it were a man then take away all accountability and reason.”
As a Wattpad writer imma have to disagree. Not because you're wrong, but because I've read stories that are hundreds of times worse at descriptions. Trust me. This is too good to be Wattpad.
"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."
You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.
Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.
It’s with people now adding fake freckles in make up looks but the right amount, just enough to look pretty but not too much because that’s too much freckles
@@bigpulgalokes there’s no such thing as too many freckles lmao. they’re just melanin spots that people used to hate and are now drawing onto their skin
@@serene3175 i'm being sarcastic. I'm saying beauty bloggers who add freckles to be quirky, but they add the right about because they don't actually want too many freckles, that would be an imperfection and you know they don't want that.
I've always loved freckles. I wish I had freckles or red hair or different colored eyes, also I raised an eyebrow at " an appropriate amount of freckles ". There is no such things as an appropriate amount for physical features.
They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.
@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"
Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.
“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”
I love how you just gave up on typing and just started to move your hands in all sorts of different directions😂😂😂 I love all your content and find it really funny and entertaining to watch❤
@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.
Women writing female character: She was so beautiful, she was a slaying queen. She dressed well and used a lot of makeup, but not to impress people but for herself. Arriving home she always cleaned the makeup, took down the annoying shoes and changed to ugly pijamas. Its cuz she dont have anymore to impress anyone. Queen!
A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.
“She was different from other girls, but like different in a way that is appealing to me, not like TOO different in a way that would be off-putting for me. Also I’ve never made friends with a woman in my life, so I don’t really know what makes her ‘different’ anyway.”
I love how they write about women wearing vintage t-shirts with bands on the or whatever, but when we actually wear them, they freak out and are like “Oh my god! Name 3 songs, metal music is for men only.” Blah blah blah, it’s so annoying
“except for me, i noticed her”
“because i’m a stalker”
Well that's a plot twist
True
Ohhh that's a good plot for a story
@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢
I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her
"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her A Bore"
Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.
This should be pinned.
lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED
You forgot to add "tion"
“Her teeth were as white as white chocolate. If white chocolate was mildly yellow.”
OMG THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE LOL
white chocolate is mildly yellow
"her teeth were as white as snow
snow that got peed on"
@@voxgoomba2745HELP IM CRYING LAPTOPS 😭😭
@@_StrayKidsForever_STAY!!❤
"How men, 12 year old girls, and Colleen Hoover write women"
😂
Exactly what I thought lol
😂😂
I’m 12 and this is exactly how I write my female characters as.😭 I’m sure it’s just a phase though, it’ll go soon.
some girl in my class is reading colleen hoover , i just remembered
"Not a single person noticed her" so that's how she stole all those hotel bibles without getting caught
i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol
I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn
@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.
@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐
Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her
"everyone just called her abs"
"not a single person noticed her"
😂
Lol
Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.
These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."
“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.”
“She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”.
😂😂😂
I love how the typing devolved into karate chopping the keyboard 😂
Not karate chopping. She was giving the laptop a massage. 😋
Yes I also think that 😅
The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now.
"Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .
“And that cream was human made”
@@_StrayKidsForever_HEOP?
@@bake-kurage indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’
😂
Tbf coffee with a lot of cream still takes on a darker color when stirred, like caramel?
But then JUST USE CARAMEL AS AN EXAMPLE.
Author: "typing normally"
Her: "perform rituals on keyboard"
Keyboard Massage.
she really said 🧙
Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison
It's the best part lmao
Cthulhu typeset.
"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .
THATS ON POINT
I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol
A "Fallen" Angel? loool
(She was mine...)
Fallen angels… so a demon?
wattpad writers: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!
😂😂😂😂😂
'She didn't care about appearances but was the most beautiful woman you'd ever see'
“She was different.”
Basically any author writing a female character.
ikr
A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever.
I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p
Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?
@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)
Basically any author writing any character.
Usually the book description is “she was extremely plain,” but then Meghan Fox plays her in the movie version lmao.
But she ugly and quirky cause she wore glasses tho
@@diamond_dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.
@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video
Hermione in a nutshell
@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that
Appropriate amount of freckles 🤣 I'm dead
"Aurora borealis, at this time of day, at this time of year, localized entirely within your kitchen?"
“….Can I see it?”
@@annac.6863”..No”
Yes.
@@annac.6863 No.
"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"
That sounds like a Livin the Vida Loca lyric
Alaska Young
@@jordanrayne4779 oh ok. I definitely just dated myself with my comment, lol
Can i read the rest of this tho
Bruh, this is basically the plot for Paper towns- by John Green
She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.
The accuracy makes me feel sick
People who compare breasts to fruits make me sick 😂😭
@@RhythmAddictedState people who compare everything about a person to food just makes me feel like they're a cannibal
Writer: "she had no idea how beautiful she was"
Also the writer: "she went to the gym every day"
@@XiELEd4377 LOL 🤣😂
"Her hands could move fast in a kitchen, because she spent most of her life there"
STOP 💀
Is it weird that I'm enjoying all the different ways that Stanzi is miming typing the words
She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤
She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.
She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.
Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.
- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me.
I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food!
Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat.
(Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)
She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.
Nobody is talking about how she just COMPLETELY gives up trying to type and just starts chopping and massaging the laptop 😂
I cracked when she gave up fake typing
The karate Chop typing had me CACKLING
Me: oh okay that makes so much sense 💀
I always notice that into movies but right now she's making it look so funny
It's the only I came to the comments!!
Not her giving a massage to the laptop
“She was like a cup of coffee”
Me:👀👀👀👀👀👀
“With a lot of milk in it, she was White”
Me: There it is 😂😂😂
Spot on
She's full out massaging the keyboard over here lmao.
This is the funniest comment ever 😭
I swear! That is so funny, had me crying 😂
Lmfaoooo THATS ALL I WAS LOOKING AT😂
I thought she was just typing until I looked again and nearly died 🤣
HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND?!?!😭
That computer got one good massage.
As a dude, I approve of this video. I laughed my ass off 😭😭😭
LOL😭😭😭
“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.”
That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.
“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!”
“Compare them to coffee with extra steps!”
“Perfect!”
No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂
I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂
SAME! 🤣
As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol
"No one noticed her except for me" but then every male character they encounter becomes enamored with her
And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅
nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign
That's actually the woman written YA version
@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr
Fr 💀
I feel so called out because *I* take hotel bibles and make arts and crafts with them😭
Aurora Borealis?
do....people refer to you as Abs?
do you have an appropriate amount of freckles?
I’m reading an ass amount of questions here
Are you a natural beauty and not like the other girls?
I read a lot of women who wrote other women like that
“She even cut her own hair…”
“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, I noticed her hair line wasn’t even.”
Bro this actually made me laugh out loud
Breathes
“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”
@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾♀️
@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍
“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart.”
That's hilarious.
I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.
@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘
This made me laugh so hard
@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad
NAH SHE WAS GIVING THE KEYBOARD A FULL ON MASSAGE THERAPY APPOINTMENT I CANT and as a writer ish and reader i can confirm this is mostly true 😭
Literally laughed out loud in the end of it. So menlike writing 😂
“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”
She was Bella Swan.
LMAO
oh wait that's just me irl
Bella vibes
maybe she's autistic 🤔
I love how she started massaging the laptop. It was getting very stressed out. Thank you😮💨
They way she went from fake- typing to massaging and caressing it💀
“she was just unique like that”
*massages the computer*
_I can't breathh_
I'm dieing- 🤣
😭😭😭😭
Massages the computer randomly.
Now THATS unique.
"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is
bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes!
...
Hold on-
@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔
And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little
This reminds me of You for some reason.
@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂
In the movie As Good As It Gets, Jack Nicholson’s character is a celebrated author who has this nasty but funny line when asked by a female how he writes his female characters so accurately: “I write the character as if it were a man then take away all accountability and reason.”
The hand movements are top tier
this literally every Wattpad story ever 💀
This comment deserves more likes 😩
Fair enough dude
As a Wattpad writer imma have to disagree. Not because you're wrong, but because I've read stories that are hundreds of times worse at descriptions. Trust me. This is too good to be Wattpad.
@@vinniewhiteout8052 I'm totally speachless 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well said 👌🏻
@@vinniewhiteout8052 you had us in the first part
The amount of times I’ve seen something like
“Her chest bounced in surprise” written is crazy-
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEEAN
Well...we know where those author's minds were at....
Wow, what kind of literature do you people read? I have literally *never* seen that sentence before.
@@olmostgudinaf8100 ;)
@@olmostgudinaf8100 allow me to introduce you to wattpad-
Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.
“She collected hotel bibles “ I don’t think the hotel staff like her
“Her eyes were blue-green orbs with flecks of gold in them”
O R B S
"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'.
I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."
@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story
@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written
the fanfic writers are screaming rn
You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.
The makeup fairies 😂😂😂
The specificity😩
@@Daisy_518 🤣🤣
I would like to know more about her boo- about her.
Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.
The typing hands getting more and more outrageous - the chopping got me like XD
“An appropriate amount of freckles” ????
It’s with people now adding fake freckles in make up looks but the right amount, just enough to look pretty but not too much because that’s too much freckles
@@bigpulgalokes there’s no such thing as too many freckles lmao. they’re just melanin spots that people used to hate and are now drawing onto their skin
@@serene3175 i'm being sarcastic. I'm saying beauty bloggers who add freckles to be quirky, but they add the right about because they don't actually want too many freckles, that would be an imperfection and you know they don't want that.
@@serene3175 people know what freckles are lmao
I've always loved freckles. I wish I had freckles or red hair or different colored eyes, also I raised an eyebrow at " an appropriate amount of freckles ". There is no such things as an appropriate amount for physical features.
I read a book where the author was describing a girl's "virgin legs".
This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs
Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??
@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.
@@CogSpartan 😆😂
🤮
As a male writer I usually just write them like actual human beings
Stanzi: Casually gives computer full body deep tissue massage
“Everyone calls her Abs” (10 minutes later) “no one noticed her”
Does everyone know her or not?
They don't talk to her because she is ..
Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.
It's okay......'we' know her now.....
(😂😂😂)
@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"
Lol
@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀
You gotta talk ab her chest if it’s from a male author 💀💀
"her heaving chest bounced with every step" 💀
@@LemurG she boobily breasted down the stairs and titted her coffee
@@EcholocationX Lmao
Lmfao
@@EcholocationX Isn't that the desc of " r/MenWritingWomen"?
Lolll the typing I’m dead 😭😭😭
Not her massaging the computer 😂
“she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂33😂😂😂😂3
what was the last sentence?! 😆
@@cheyblake2475The last sentence was "she females femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily" hope this helps
She exclaimed, "it's feminining time" as she feminimed all over the place.
"Be a good kid and don't forget to breast your breasts while you're breasting"
The whole fake typing had me rolling, especially when she just gives up and basically starts to massage the laptop
JAKFKWD
There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂
@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐
KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD
@@3starsburningbright yess 😂
'An appropriate amount of freckles' 🗿
AURORA BOREALIS?
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?
AT THIS TIME OF DAY?
IN THIS PARTOF THE COUNTRY?
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR NOVEL?
Yes~!
@@Colorlightt ...may I read it?
@@ZebraOnYourNoseNo
" Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white. " I DIED
you're dead?
thanks for adding nothing to the video.
@@starshooter7128, ha, like you did?
@@darthmaul2005 *, ha, like you did?*
@@darthmaul2005 difference is i wasn't trying
“Everyone called her abs” “she wasn’t noticeable to anyone” it really do be conflicting
Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂
@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one
Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names
Oh right lol
add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD
It’s just a skit it’s just a skit it’s just a skit 😭
Thats an amazing impression of someone using a keyboard
"Her skin was like a cup of coffee, that was mostly milk because she was white." Can somebody find my shit? I lost it right here.
here ya go mate 🤏
Maybe white coffee
🤣
" The Hot Chick that was Italian or maybe some type of Spanish "😹😹😹
That box over there stinks, might be there, I sure as hell am not checking it though
"She collected hotel bibles."
Translation: "She stole hotel bibles."
Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.
@@FirePrank6That's interesting. Only company I know that is happy with stealing.
@@FirePrank6 I'm more confused by the fact an hotel would have Bibles...
@@pookpook3891 I'm more confused how a hotel wouldn't have the word of God in every room
@@thomas.thomas Some of us live in secular countries
"she was 22 and 4'5, she was short and fragile"
“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”
I get “star-girl” vibes from this lol
Ikr,omg i need to rewatch that movie
I love that everyone called her "Abs" but "no one noticed her". 10 out of 10
👏🏽
By "everyone", he means him.
this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately
You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.
@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡
‘She didn’t need to wear make up like other girls because she was so unrealistically beautiful with absolutely flawless skin already’
"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."
@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭
Even her zits were perfect
Kaitlyn W 🤣
@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits
Writer workshop: write what you know!
Male author writing female character: I don't know that
I love how you just gave up on typing and just started to move your hands in all sorts of different directions😂😂😂
I love all your content and find it really funny and entertaining to watch❤
I love how she went from fake typing to gently massaging the laptop.
Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭
Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!
@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different
@@JosephParker7 💀💀
that's how unique girls type duh
The whole book would be a "Not like other girls" anthem, an (abs)olute classic
I see what u did there 😂
God I can't XDDDD
Took me out 😂😭😭
THE TYPING- 💀😭
Is no one going to talk abt the unique typing style 😂😂
author: her friends called her *nickname*
also author: she had no friends
Plot twist, y/ns friends are ghosts
Lol
She has multiple personalities and those called her abs when they assume her body...to piss her off
I have a friend that has arora for her last name
Because she was not like other girls who need friends
She was different. She didnt get her period so she didnt act hysterical like all women do, yet she could still bear a child.
THIS
Hysterical😂😂🤣
I wish that was me lol. I’d love to have no period yet still have kids lol.
@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.
@@mcbedo6568 okay but Can I get mc Donalds
Women writing female character: She was so beautiful, she was a slaying queen. She dressed well and used a lot of makeup, but not to impress people but for herself. Arriving home she always cleaned the makeup, took down the annoying shoes and changed to ugly pijamas. Its cuz she dont have anymore to impress anyone. Queen!
I love the part where she “actually” types something lol but it was such a funny video 😂😂
"Her skin is like chocolate."
"White chocolate."
Lmao I can't
As a light-skinned black woman, this pretty accurately describes me 🤣
@@Narutogrl STOP 🤣
@@Narutogrl LOL
@@Narutogrl i was almost afraid to admit this was me xD like is there no other way to describe brown skin than chocolate or coffee?
"Not a single person noticed her"
My guy that's called ✨imaginary✨
All fictional characters are imaginary.
LOL good point
✨delusion✨
My brother you have ✨schizophrenia✨
@@crystal_isha convince yourself ✨
The Bible part got me cackling💀💀
I love how the typing slowly turned into mindless tapping. That was my favorite part
“She had a rare disease that stopped her from growing hair in her legs and arms but allowed to her to grow it on her head, eyelashes and eyebrows.”
LMAO
She had alexandrias genesis
and natural purple eyes
@@liv1ngdeadgirlok thats just anime logic
😂😂😂
" Her smile was like the sun. Not because it lit his day; because it was yellow. "
lmfaooo 🤣
Lol🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I don't like being called out like that. 😅
That’s a very good one
Your PATTING TYPING SKILLS ARE IMPECCABLE SIR!!😂😂😂😂😂
"and would cut the pages out to make origami swans"
*Continues to chop up the computer*
"No one else noticed her.
Except for me.
I noticed her.
Because I was stalking her."
Lol
Oh damn
I lowkey want to read that honestly
😅😂
"Hey.. You"
STAHP IM USING THAT-
i was getting worried that she might have an inappropriate amount of freckles, but when she clarified that she didnt i was relieved
Bro these comments have me in stitches this made me laugh so hard 😂
A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.
Lmao 🤣
@@blooms454 I actually chuckled too 🤣
Nice comment
“Her hair was almost like gold, if gold had a bald spot”
💀
the fact that rachel reilly named her child adores borealis villegas 😭😭😭
“Mostly milk because she’s white”
Positively CACKLING
I wanted to leave my like but the beauty of a 666 must be left undisturbed.
@@TheBriar_123 you can like now
@@yeebler who said anything about hating a race
@@yeebler they could be a different race.
@@yeebler how do you know they're white?
I love how she goes from typing to tapping and chopping lmao 😭
I was looking for this comment 😂
and circular motions lol
To "PS1 graphics" level of just slapping the keys with her whole hand
Also the little kung-fu on the keyboard “typing” it - hilarious. 😆
I like the way she's massaging her laptop.
“She was different from other girls, but like different in a way that is appealing to me, not like TOO different in a way that would be off-putting for me. Also I’ve never made friends with a woman in my life, so I don’t really know what makes her ‘different’ anyway.”
Please you took words from my mouth 😂👌
Omg this comment 😂
Omg truth
Bruh as a boy this is the truth lmfao.
EXACTLY
"she had something about her.. something, that was different. She didn't fit in, she was in her own world.
It was autism."
-if I wrote a book
HAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭 THIS KILLED ME
I'm sending this to the group chat lmao
My son and my partner have autism. They really are in their own worlds. I feel privileged that they are open to let me be part of it ❤
I want this book !
@@ebonyalexis32 a book is in the making actually!
I love how they write about women wearing vintage t-shirts with bands on the or whatever, but when we actually wear them, they freak out and are like “Oh my god! Name 3 songs, metal music is for men only.” Blah blah blah, it’s so annoying