"If I survive the bear attack, the bear won't be at family reunions." "The bear wouldn't feel joy from my pain. " "No one will say I liked the bear attack. " "No one will talk about the bear's bright future. " "A bear wouldn't film it and send it to all it's friends. " "A bear wouldn't hold his hand over my mouth and brag about what he did to the entire school the next week. " "If I scream loud enough, the bear might run off. " "Nobody would defend the bear." "Nobody would ask what I was wearing when the bear attacked me." "The bear wouldn't take my tampon out when I was unconscious." "No one would think I led the bear on." "No one would question my history with other bears." "No one would ask me what I was doing so late around the bear." "The bear could never get me pregnant, and then, make me fear not having a choice." "The bear's money would not get him out of trouble." "The bear would be shot down, no matter how young it was when it attacked me." "I would not be shamed by the public for surviving a bear attack." "My religious family will not refer to me as damaged goods if I survive." "I know once i'm dead, the bear will leave my body alone." "A bear would kill me as quickly as it can, not torture me for 44 days on end for pleasure." Edit: Here is a quick disclaimer. Most of these AREN'T my expiriences. They're from victims of SA.
Yes, the 44 days of h3ll. That poor child. She didn't deserve the heinous things happened to her. Justice was never served for this girl @@rima_hooman2372
@@tystomrte4442 did you not read a single thing? victims do not get justice and have to face their assailant who did those things for fun. bears do it to survive and wont desecrate our corpses when we are gone. i would rather be killed by a hungry bear than ANY of those things
As a woman who lives in the north, there are multiple bears in the woods every time I go there (which is quite often). I've seen them, and I'm still here!
@@zandermclane4868girl a man is not worried about you he be too busy hunting if anything he will be wondering why you in the forest I can tell you it happened to me so many times🥲
I asked my fiance about this question, he said: "If it's any other man than me, choose the bear. I ain't letting you take the risk of having a guy traumatize you for the rest of your life, your dad and stepdad already did enough." I'm in love with him.
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 no, he just treats me like a human being and I do too! We have our own relationship, it's neither modern nor traditional, don't expect everyone to do everything you want. He said that because my bio dad was abusive, and my stepdad SA'd me... multiple times. Do not call him a simp because he cares about me.
PREACH! we are so proud of u girl! So happy your in a better place and so safe with him tell that stupif person otherwise thats not being a simp its being a amazing and loving husband so happy for u both!
It actually completely proves the theory right that men would rather women get violently mauled in the social response of stepping away to “prove their point” A bear will still almost always only attack if it feels threatened, threatens their cubs or out of sheer desperation, that’s the difference. You make many men feel upset online in any way and they start fantasising about memeing you getting mauled. While also pretending to be safe to be around IRL. If you walk away and keep distance from a bear for your own safety he’ll go about his day, if you do the same to some men they’ll take it as a personal attack or challenge.
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206you do have to hope tho 😭😭😭 bear attacks r not as common as one thinks and a bear will only attack when hungry or threatened. men attack even animals for their own sick desires (like.... theres been men who killed and did things to a protected monitor lizard)
@@tystomrte4442 whats mad weird is STILL not understanding why people are choosing the bear and wishing the people who did get brutally mauled. it doesnt make you a better person, it just means you are worse than the bear. "youre going to be killed!" be for real its 1 in 21 million chance for an attack to happen and the bear would kill us to survive if hungry and not desecrate our corpse.
I don't believe that is true. But what is true is men are bigger predators of other people than bears are. We aren't on their food chain, so we either have to have messed up somehow or there is something wrong with the bear (like the one that killed bear man, it was not his usual locals and it was not behaving normally). Bears often don't want anything to do with us, unless certain factors are met.
@rgbtoaster9409 yes, but it does it with no morality and to survive. Either to eat or because it feels in danger. People have morality and chose to do evil actions.
@@b.r.1791wouldn’t it be better to say neither? Honestly, a bear might be starving to death and see you as lunch or perhaps you stumbled on it- a man can act with malicious intent and kill you. However, most bears won’t hurt you and most men won’t hurt you either, especially out in the woods. It’s like their special playground. Still, it’s best to avoid either one.
“Become the Man a woman would choose over the Bear.” 🐻 As someone daring an absolute teddy bear of a man, I can conclude it’s true and does work. I love him, even if he growls when I wake him up in the morning.
@@psycholover414 “Are you _sure_ the bear attacked you? Did you perhaps attempt to walk through some nasty thorn bushes leading up to when you received those so-called ‘bear claw’ marks??” 👮♂️
we at animal school try and help give animals education they are in top of class in law school unfortunately at animal university we only have 5 animals out of the 20 in classes due to hunting and them killing an human who went into there territory which is basically there home and started ruining stuff this bear is one of the only surviving memebers of class 71
I lived in Squamish, BC, Canada, and there were SO many bears there. I saw one almost every week but they were so chill 90% of the time. The 10% was them eating the green recycling
"Wow ita crazy that a women would choose a bear over us in a forest" **literally 5 minutes later gets a notis that a man has kidnapped a women in the area** "Alr fair enough" I'd rather take the risk of the bear being hungry then the man being a weirdo, i got better odds with the bear
Trust me, you don't have better odds with a bear. I understand that some men are freaky weirdos, but you're waaay better of fighting one man than one bear. Bears have 2-5 times more muscle mass than the world's strongest man. So fighting one bear is roughly equal to fighting off 4 bodybuilders.
I won't dispute your (or anyone else's decision on this topic) decision but I will say that according to my calculations you will have better odds with the man than with the bear by a lot.
Honestly I feel like he’d probably just know enough about human behavior from being in the marines from all of the other people who are in the marines (who the fuck else has had peta ask to stop drinking cobra blood)
Come to Florida if you want to see one lol. They roam around my neighborhood often. Was camping one time and woke up to one sniffing my face too, pretty cute things
True story, a few years ago I was out on a hike with my boyfriend and we almost bumped into a bear. You wanna know what the bear did? It ran away and left us alone. You wanna know what a lot of men have done when I've made it clear that I want to be left alone? They've done the exact opposite.
Exactly. Bears generally have very little interest in humans, particularly with black bears. I used to do field research in the Southern Appalachians and would regularly come across bears. I generally only saw them when they were already hauling ass away from me.
The entire thing is based on the assumption that men might attack a woman, it didn't specify which man😅 Saying men should change to someone a woman would choose over a bear will only change common perception of men by women in about 20 years or so, assuming the majority men all over the world suddenly start acting differently Also you can only control your own actions and choices so you're just gonna get lumped in with all the bad men anyway cuz of broad generalisations
@@jonulrick4353 Mate... You do realise what you are saying here is the entire point why the bear meme is so damn funny, right? The lack of self-awareness is honestly amazing.
And men don't hold you down and eat chunks out of you while you're alive. This just bolsters my opinion that women don't want truth. They want validation. It's like a game to think of the most ridiculous situation and look to be validated in that, hence, bears.
@@ville__ if it’s true, you should probably get a lawyer to deal with it rather than posting IN ALL CAPS in the comment section. It makes you look nuts.
Your channel has literally 3 videos I refuse to watch, and Stanzi bought a bear costume and wore it for this video so you sir are irrelevant @@ville__
@@bearwitty9690 "Female" is a scientific term that purposefully strips away one's human Identity characteristics, such as age, social status, titles due to achievement, and other markers. I think young people started using it thinking it's a synonym that can replace girls/women of different ages as one group, but in reality, it can't be used that way and shouldn't be. It's incredibly dehumanizing. Thanks for asking 👍 Always good to educate one's self with different perspectives 😊
@@DigiKat1 More that they wouldn't dismiss it as a "oh, you deserved to be harmed, the other guy did nothing wrong because you were asking for it" kinda thing.
Well, more or less, that is...in that hypothetical case you would have had to go to the forest and end up drunk or get drunk and then walk into the forest...both things are irresponsible and it would definitely be your fault to expose yourself to a dangerous environment. Unless you said it in the case of being inside a tent.
@@AraneaTempestatibus People get drunk camping. If they go to their tent and sleep, no one is blaming them if a bear attacks them in their tent while sleeping. The bear is the best choice for many reasons.
The thing men forget with this question is that we don't get to choose the man. Could be Bob Ross or Ted Bundy. Naturally I'd love to hang out with Bob Ross! But if it's a coin toss between even just those two... well. And the thing with huge isolated dark places with many hiding spots is that they bring out the most harmless side in a bear and the most frightful side in a human.
@@kamikeserpentail3778 This is pretty concerning ngl. There's stupid, and then there's "hope you get eaten by a bear that I put here specifically to kill you." Also, no. If you get hurt by someone, you're still fully responsible for your actions & words. There's a reason people get in trouble with the law over killing a cheating bf/gf.
It's almost like this is a fictional, hyperbolic skit written and performed by Stanzi and not based on the vast majority of men that have heard about this question.
@@grettirgrattmards2348nope, but based on that description you’re definitely not getting picked over a bear. Hint, the type of man we’re talking about has nothing to do with looks. Also why do y’all always think everyone is attracted to Macho Chad like it’s not a well known fact how many people are incredibly attracted to Timothée Chalamet? Not all men find the same women hot, why do you think the reverse is true?
@@greenbeantm1096 Teenage girls like Charlamet. Most will grow out of it once they start getting attention from "Chads" as they reach their 20's. Why are we still trying to debate the fact that looks and status are number one in priority for men?
@@grettirgrattmards2348 I am 30 years old and i still think that timothy chalamet is really hot. And as i am earning my own money, I don't need a provider, but someone who has the ability to listen and understand things. If he looks nice thats a bonus but not absolutely necessary
you're not a whore if you survive being attacked by anything. And you won't even survive a bear attack, bears are strong enough to cause dents in busses, yet they eat their prey alive.
@@alfonsomendez9787 how does it feel to have such a fragile masculinity? Woman are scared to be raped and murdered and tortured. Your fear? Woman taking money. This comparison is pathetic.
As a woman who mistook a sleeping bear for a neighbours cow on my property and jumped on it to shake it awake with very high pitched cries of “common-cow! Moooooooove cow mooooooove” repeatedly…the bear just took a look at me, I said “you’re not a cow. Nevermind, take your time” and it allowed me to walk away, I have first hand experience of nearly this exact situation.
Women are also terrifying but no one talks about that. Ruby Frank and Gypsy Rose Blanchard come to mind. I am a man and I avoid strange women just as much as I do strange men because as far I'm concerned, especially these days, they're BOTH just as likely to stab me in my kidney and steal my wallet as I walk by.
I'm a man and I'd choose the bear too, but I'm also not gonna be a raging sexist and say that all women are the same. Nor am I gonna spread some narrative in an attempt to justify my sexism.
@@blobbertmcblob4888 You’re based for that tho, I’m not trying to be sexist if my comment came off that way, I don’t fear men, I just fear the unexpected, I’d do the same even with a woman. It’s easier to predict a bear then a human being-
No bc bear discourse aside men have this weird obsession with accussing animals of being bloodthirsty 24/7. You'll see a video of someone feeding a deer and they'll comment "haha it's all fun and games until it gores and kills you" like???
I mean I comment stuff like that because people shouldn't be messing with wildlife. An angry deer will absolutely gore you, people shouldn't feed them :) they need to maintain their fear of people for their own sakes. I'd love to have little wildlife friends but it just isn't safe for them.
Fr a deer of all animals too?? Humans (including creepy men and creeps in general going after what they want without regard for anyone or anything else, predator is a very accurate description) have a way bigger capacity for aggression than deer. Seems like ppl just like to label random animals as aggressive bc they dont understand them and have never seen or dealt with them irl
I feel like animals most of the time are aggressive to people who provoke them and men are usually the sex to do that so that’s why maybe they don’t like animals
You probably shouldn’t feed deer just so they don’t come to rely on humans for food, but yeah, they aren’t going to randomly attack you if you interact with them.
I asked my boyfriend this question and he said "I know how to not make a bear angry. Don't bother them, and stay away from their kids. I don't know what a man is going to do if i run into him in the woods" I love him
The problem is is bears are very unpredictable, anybody who doesn't think so, ask the zoo keeper at your local zoo why they dont enter the cages when the bear is inside. This is insane logic. Honestly i would choose a man because help is usually a man. How many headlines have you read where a bear rescues are Lost child in the woods versus a search-and-rescue man. Imagine if that child were to hide from a man because his mom told him that it wasn't safe. This is why this is such a dumb argument
@@coloradodude9987 Yes, but when humans do it, sometimes they preface it with rape and/or torture. Wild animals are either hungry enough to do you in quickly or they leave you alone.
Steve Irwin once said that he prefers animals over people, because they'll attack you and be aggressive, but at least you know that they're being honest about it. However, people will lie and trick you So, yeah, I'm choosing the bear
You are taking words of someone who was killed(stingray barb to the chest) by the animals he prefers as a standard to live by.....I honestly hope this is a joke if not I hope you have better luck with your choices than he did.
@UnrealityMatrix dude, jeez. Steve knew what he was doing, he knew that these animals are dangerous. And even his own family has said that they know he wouldn't blame the animal, or want anyone else to
@@UnrealityMatrix Steve's death was a series of accidents. He fell directly on top of a stingray had the barb been anywhere else he probably would have been fine but the barb just so happened to hit his heart. So yes I take the words of a man that knew how animals including people work. I would suggest you actually look up what happened.
@@midnightsan9917firstly what series of accidents? He pick simply picked it up and was put on a t shirt. Secondly It was an accident ? Of course it was, Steve wasn't suicidal. I was simply pointing out that it made little sense to model your choices after a man who died prematurely for his. Steve Irwin was the best and most competent animal wrangler he is legendary even now almost 20 years after his death but he still died because animals aren't so predictable even if you spend your entire life studying them. To pick a bear particularly of the grizzly brown or asiatic variety (the most aggressive types and very likely to attack) as a normal person when someone of Steve Irwins skill and renown and competency was killed by a common stingray is the height of arrogance. I actually respect the man he was my childhood hero. I know I couldn't do what he did and reasonably expect to live a long life.
@@UnrealityMatrix While swimming in chest-deep water, Steve Irwin approached a short-tail stingray, with an approximate span of two metres (6 ft 7 in), from the rear, in order to film it swimming away. The stingray, possibly mistaking Irwin's shadow for a tiger shark, suddenly "propped on its front" and stabbed Irwin several times with its tail He never picked it up. You have Google it really doesn't take much to look things up. Animals are incredibly predictable compared to humans. Polar bears and sloth bears are the only type to bw known to actually hunt people. They're the most aggressive types. Arrogance is pulling shit out of your ass and passing it off as fact. If you respect him why didn't you make sure your facts were straight.
I've been in the forest with bears. Be afraid of grizzlies and polar bears, but black bears leave you alone if you leave them alone. I've chilled with them while blazing. They rolled around in the grass eating weeds while I watched the sunset
You are correct about temperaments. But you still shouldn’t be hanging out with black bears. You are getting them used to the presence of people. That might cause them to get too close to someone who is dangerous to them like a hunter. Or to start wandering into camps,cabins, and town. In these settings a lot of things can go wrong and result in human injury and eventual death of the bear. For example, that one woman who had a black bear just waltz up to her porch with cubs that ended up killing their dog. Or that black bear that mauled the 10 year old boy in his grandparents back yard and tried to drag him off into the forest. These are still wild animals not dogs
Best analogy i saw was using video games. A boss monster is clearly more likely to kill you than a common minion, but anyone who plays games knows that the minions will always be responsible for more of your deaths, because of the sheer amount of times you come across them.
I love how it wasn't just "bear eats man cuz obviously man is being loud and therefore more threatening" but instead the most thorough ROAST of the dude's argument. I lost it when the bear said "i would be hunted down." All i could hear was "I'd be SHOT, why wouldn't you?" Also no one has pulled off a bear costume like you, not even me at 5 in my mom's handmade felt holloween costume. I think I pulled in a solid second or third place tho.
Just to put more onto this, the original post states nothing else, a guy in the woods, no badge, no clear sign of him being a part of a logging company, no camping gear, nothing and there is definitely something disturbing about that.
like not even a book bag or walking gear? if this was also set in deep woods id choose the bear even more, jesus. that implies that he may be unhinged or has a camp close by.
I just pictured that in my head and that definitely sounds unhinged. though I'd def try to give him the benefit of doubt. You can tell I'd most def not survive in an apocalypse lmao
It immediately brought to my mind images of multiple horror movies AND real crime stories I've watched and heard of. I literally got the chills from imagining it, i wish i was joking
I heard a woman once making fun of the guy she was dating for having a stuffed animal to comfort him because he had PTSD from being in war. I thought that was absolutely terrible. The woman she was with also called her on it. I guess sometimes it’s hard to imagine what the worst of our own gender does to the other when we ourselves are good people.
Yeah, bears only attack if provoked or starving. Also “Make yourself the kind of man the woman would choose over the bear” is now my favorite quote!! I THANK YOU FOR YOUR WISDOM, LOVELY STANZI!!!
@@zaegvaIt does matter. You'd be surprised how many people would appreciate you just for being understanding of other people's struggles. Good actions matter and are noticed.
@@cypherpunk121yes, she created this character. Well done in finally realising that. And this is a skit, so obviously it’s exaggerated to a point. But sadly there are still easily seen similarities between the character and the type of person it’s based on. Also, stop trying to be deep, you just sound sad.
@@Panda72021It's also biologically impossible but I get the gist! It's wild how conservatives are so desperate to force young girls to carry their rapist's babies. I've straight up had a conservative tell me that aborting such a child is a selfish act from the girl because she apparently took that child's right to life because someone did something evil to her.
They don’t have the brain capacity for that, lol. What? You think men are raging sex animals now? The video makes great points, but I have yet to see a man who’s actually acting like that in the majority of men who react to this .. mostly sexist trend.
People in the comments downplaying women's safety is the reason why bear is the proper choice. Idk how you can be so uncaring about someone saying they feel unsafe for completely valid reasons. True crime shows you why.
@@DigiKat1it is a personal choice. The whole point of a personal choice is that your personal choice is always rigth, for you. So yes, she is right. Also it is a logical conclusion, but you cant understand that because woman's safety is a joke to you
@@DigiKat1 It is actually more logical to trust a bear more than a man, bears don’t attack unless provoked, any man could attack without provocation because they just _choose_ to that day. The only similarity between a human predator and a bear, is that they only target prey that is weaker than them.
I’d much much MUCH rather risk being killed by a bear than being killed by a human. Both would be horrifying, but at least my death would come from a place of animal instincts, not sexual gratification or a power fantasy.
That goes for bears, but if we talk about dolphins well they would kill us because of animals instincts that are also made of sexual gratification and power fantasy lol they're the kings of grape🍇 👀
How does it matter what you get killed by? Also if you're in a situation where you had to fight a man or bear to survive you'd have a better chance fighting the man
@@jonulrick4353 I would rather be eaten 100%. I've eaten enough animals that TBH fair. Eaten is the worst that will happen. People the options are extensive. Also the likelihood of survival like depending on the individual man, (like is he a body builder Grapist or a sweet little nerd lost outside?) and type of bear. Polar yeah, probably not surviving. Black bears you definitely are surviving, they enjoy berries as much as fish and are huge scaredy cats 😂 I've encountered several and considered myself lucky if I managed to get a picture before they took off. Grizzly well, are cubs around? Do I have food out? Am I backing it into a corner? So many factors in your hypothetical
The whole bear/man shaboingery led to a disappointing but not at all surprising conclusion: that way too many people will blame women for “overreacting” or being “unreasonable” instead of realising they themselves are the reason it’s even a dilemma in the first place.
You could also come to the conclusion that this just shows how much we tend to stereotype things, the main argument I’ve seen from women is “if some men are bad and have hurt me can’t I be weary of all men?” Basically because there’s a chance then id avoid it. You can literally take that idea and apply it to real life and see the disasters it caused. During the blm movements some people had that same idea… because some cops were bad (fact) all cops shouldn’t be trusted (false) and things like defund the police etc stemmed from that You can also apply it with the wall being built in America trumps logic is the same, because some immigrants do illegal stuff we should deport a bunch of people and bar them out from ever entering. (You could probably see how this effects people) While the fear of men is understandable generalizing it and saying bear >> man isn’t, all this argument has really done is harm because all it’s caused is hate for men from women and hate to women from men. Do you not see how this shit has literally turned into Boys Vs Girls gender wars 😭 the argument is stupid. But I do understand the point in which women are comming from I’m mainly referring to those who take the argument too far
@@toadsage8965Omg. Way to miss the point. It was a hypothetical to get people to understand women’s perspective. The men who acted aggressive only proved the point. It was never gender wars bs. Those who say it just want to completely ignore the point the argument was addressing.
@toadsage8965 generalizing in the case of men is valid. If I handed you a plate of cookies and told you one (or more) of them was made with shit, would you take the chance and eat any cookie from the plate?
@@holyrandomness5654 1. You probably didn’t read my comment because I already said I knew, the whole point was to express women’s fear of men and how people dismissed their experiences 2. Maybe it’s how my TikTok fyp is but it did eventually devolve into gender wars bs like “bear or woman” “at least the woman woudnt blame me for 🍇 and ruin my life” “even the bear is afraid of women (comment in response to a woman who sa her partners, male and female)” 3. Like I said at the end I’m mainly speaking about the people who take it too far, and you prove my point on how people tend to generalize and stereotype. Before even reading my comment your mind was set and you already had your answer in mind. (Extra side note: I mean even you can tell that realistically most men aren’t 🍇ist, and choosing it and then defending it would still be a massive reach and generalization)
Yeah in this scenario the bear is more likely because it’s right there😂 but in everyday life it’s prolly a man cuz most ppl don’t live out where bears live and we’ve kinda forced bears away from us so u prolly won’t find a beat unless ur lookin for one or in it’s area. Also depends on what kinda bear
@@jenniferelkins7516 the percentage of encounters with bears that turn violent is vastly higher than the percentage of encounters with men that turn violent. In fact, STATISTICALLY, a woman is safer encountering a random man than a man is.
@@Call_me_natt I forgot nothing. Most women encounter zero bears and literally thousands of men in their lives. The odds of an INDIVIDUAL ENCOUNTER turning violent are enormously higher with the bear. And that's before we get into "how difficult/viable is it to use force to defend yourself?" Here's a hint: you can defend yourself from a man by simply brandishing a 9 mm or sometimes even a good stick. Good effing luck defending yourself from an aggressive bear with anything short of a 12 gauge.
The point on how the angry men tiktoks are like "I hope you do run into a bear," and talk about, almost gleefully, how a bear would apparently just demolish a lady really just emphasize their whole nice guy world view to me.
I agree that some people take this too literally and can be pretty mean spirited about it. The problem is real, even without getting into whether the same is true for men and whatnot. But to be honest, this isn't a discourse where we men have the space to say anything. Looking at it rationally, what could we say? Not all men? That's a cliché. Women do the same? Whataboutery. This is not true? Denial. Apologize on the behalf of all men? As bad as having all white folk take the blame for their ancestors who may or may have owned slaves. It's a faux pas no matter how you approach it. Kinda like the wilderness metaohor. It's just not something men can discuss without it coming out wrong somehow.
@@millycakeck Isn't it? Because nobody seems to quite agree on what the point of the analogy is. Instead, people keep saying that (others) are missing the point.
@@TG-ge1ohi think the analogy is meant to show just how fearful a lot of women are of men, like "look at the extent to which this is an issue!" sort of bringing attention to it in a very clear way the issue is that a lot of people miss the point and just say "lol r they stupid. why would they choose bear" but i do agree that some people have lost the meaning when they start saying that "bear" is objectively the correct answer i do also agree that it puts men in a difficult spot when they can't really object to anything or they'll be attacked. a lot of people don't have the awareness to think "well, i don't have to say anything because i know that i am a good man / want to become a better man." and i think its natural to feel upset when you are called a predator and told "youre the problem" if you object. but the thing is, i don't think any one person can fix this whole ass gender war- i mean this entire man vs bear thing has divided us even more, rather than bringing attention to an issue that all genders should work toward fixing
I live in a "bears in my backyard just another Tuesday" area, and yes, I would pick the bear. Nine times out of ten they are just as eager to avoid you as you are to avoid them. I've literally watched a bear book it back to the woods after my mom yelled out the kitchen at it for wrecking our bird feeder. Like 80% of them do not want to pick a fight at all. Absolutely don't approach one, and I AM mostly talking about black bears, not grizzlies or anything, but yeah, bears are not known to be particularly interested in killing people (barring polar bears. those guys WILL actively hunt you down. the arctic does not allow you to be picky about food and people are made of delicious meat).
@@K.C-2049 Even that also depends on what type of man you're with. A polar bear might shred you to rip, but I think your death wouldn't be long. Now I have seen a lot of crime cases, and you def would choose a polar bear over some of those sick devils.
@@myname8419 I have to agree. I'm not a woman, but if I had to choose between a quick death from a polar bear or the kind of thing serial killers do...I'll absolutely be going for the polar bear.
"9 out of 10 bears don't want violence." Is that better than how many men want violence? What would society look like if 10% of men aggressively attacked people? Any individual man can be dangerous, but its important to think in terms of individuals and group generalities. One is safe and reasonable and one is prejudiced.
The crazy thing is that it’s not them being upset at the bear being picked, it’s them being blood thirsty, rubbing their hands like bond villains at women being mauled now. Like all of us. Like I’m just not gonna be in the woods was my option. I get being bothered, I get thinking it’s an odd pick, but to go “Ha I can’t wait to see it happen to you now.” Bro it was a hypothetical!
What do u think you’re getting after purposely belittling the other gender? Lmao now you got your feelings hurt after being so illogical and misandrist?
I'm a guy, and I would choose the bear. I ain't getting stuck in the middle of a forest with some rando, fuck that! There are some really messed up people in the world, at least with a bear you know what to expect.
Coming across a bear in the woods is concerning but not uncommon. Having a man come at you out of nowhere in the woods would make me a heck of a lot more jumpy lol She gasped at his voice like, “how long have you been standing there???” Because that exactly what some creeper men do!
Yesterday I saw someone posting this video of a girl doing martial arts tricks and captioned “She doesn’t have to choose the bear, she can beat any man haha” A bunch of guys then proceeded to talk about how they would beat the ever living crap out of that girl with no issues whatsoever And they still ask why anyone would choose the bear 😂
Like they need to realize when we say men we don’t mean ALL MEN. Yes there are genuine good men, but that’s getting hard as fuck to find honestly… to find someone who doesn’t always wanna up one, even if it means hurting someone.
The reasons for men attacking women are so superficial too. "She said no when I asked her out" CRY ABOUT IT Don't be a little piss baby and throw a temper tantrum because you didn't get your way A bear would attack me because I'm either bothering the bear or because the bear is hungry. You can also survive brown bear attacks by laying face down, spreading your legs so it can't flip you over, and interlocking your hands behind your head. Black bears can be spooked away with yelling and flailing your arms out to look bigger.
Aren't they the same guys who like to brag about how men are stronger than women? I can't fight off either one right? I might as well choose the one that will attack for a very limited number of reasons in a limited number of ways.
@@faustina9328 Actually sound reasoning since there is less to avoid, but deadling with those reasons requires preperation and prevention. As in don't be in a situation of a bear attack, hense the debate.
Half right. No sexual assault? Eh, there's been a unsettling number of animals that have raped humans. Don't ask why, I have no idea. But you certainly wouldn't get pregnant.
@@MurasakiTsukimaru Have there been any bears though? And what’s the rate of assault vs just mauling/killing? Sure it’s hard to compare the rate of bear attacks and male violence since we’re always in close proximity to men. But you can still compare the rates of regular violence and sėxual violence that happen during bear attacks. Animals like dolphins for instance are just heinous. Tbf if the question was a male dolphin or a man in the ocean, I might genuinely choose the man. For one, I have a higher chance of drowning the man if he attacks and living, the dolphin ain’t losing on its home turf though.
Thank you so much for making this video. I didn't get this whole thing at first but I learned quick. It's obvious what women mean by this. I have seen several videos of men mocking it, and even women too. That chick @Dadvocate, who sells herself and our whole gender out to gawk at the perfect male specimens, has also let it go over her head. Which is not surprising. We need more people like you. But nobody could have explained it so perfectly.
@@rosesandmilk And considering that there were men who went “but men only want to impregnate you, how is that bad?” (paraphrased), yeah, fucking seriously ...
Dosnt work. The man has to be someone you dont know. If its your father, the question is useless and will always be answered with "Ofc I would rather see my father", except bad experiences. It has to be a stranger man so you can assume him being dangerous. How sexist this question is in the first place... Like... Would it be ok to ask similar question about women? "In a life or death situation would you rather want your woman to help you or a man?" Lets see how upset the world would be, if the answers would be overwhelmingly man, because sexism. However assuming, that a person is dangerous, because its a man is totally alright 😊👍🏽
@chomp5558 and notice how most people will infact choose women over men. It's like you didn't watch the video. You when nearly 99% of perpetrators are male leading ALL WOMEN cautious: 🤯🤯 Talk when you have experienced.
@@komadosed Because malicious women don't exist. Ruby Frank didn't torture and starve her children. Tina Bobbett didn't cut some guys d*ck off, Gypsy Rose Blanchard didn't manipulate a kid with an IQ of 70 into deading her mother Amelia Dyer didn't kill dozens of babies , Joanna Dennehy didn't go on a 4 day killing spree and kill 5 men "just because" Juana Barraza didn't kill over 40 old women. Dare I go on? The problem is not that women are choosing the bear, most men would too, because PEOPLE are weird. The problem is this "hate all men" culture women have going on (when the irony is that the first one they'd look for if they were attacked by a bear, would be a man) and that they completely take themselves out of the equation in favor of "women are perfect and men are trash"
That's a partial myth. If you played dead, the bear might decide you're not a threat. Granted, if you did it wrong, it might kill you anyway while checking (Lay on your stomach, legs apart so it can't easily turn you over, and cover the back of your neck with your hands). But if it's only interested in "Is this a threat", it's liable to leave you alone. Of course, if it's hungry, you've just made it easier so you might die faster.
I was walking around the square of my town, not super crowded but also not empty, and still some man just came up to me and was like, "hey, I've seen you walking around for a while, what are you up to? Where are you going? Are you married? Are you sure?" So yeah, bear please.
@Poorly-drawn-Fox Yup! He probably didn't believe me, assuming that I was lying about it so that he would leave me alone. Which like, yeah, I would totally do that and was fully prepared to talk about a husband that I dont have (I'm lesbian), but him following up with "are you sure?" isn't gonna make me be like, "ya got me, I was lying."
@wizardlizard3641 he's literally AWARE that it's making you uncomfortable with the "are you sure" yet still thinks he can get past that?? Wtf is wrong with men I can never understand yet they say women are a mystery when they purposely dodge the actual reason to validate their own feelings MY GODD
Okay? I've been stopped by cops who thought I was suspicious because "He's seen me walking around in this area before". Yes? I've lived in this town for six years.
@MurasakiTsukimaru yeah, cops are also known to harass people for no good reason. I'd take the bear over a man or a cop, both are way more high risk than I want to deal with.
I choked a little when you said promising future in water polo, I don’t think I’ll ever forget that case. I love how no college wants him now because of what he did so giving him leniency was really for nothing. His career was ruined the moment he decided that was an ok thing to do. But enough about him, the woman’s name is Chanel Miller, and I think she wanted people to know her name, because she literally titled the book about the experience “know my name”
@@sierralastname5448 It’s a reference to Brock Turner - he raped Chanel Miller. During the trial the judge justified the lenient sentence, by stating that he had a promising future as a student with a swimming scholarship at an elite university that shouldn’t be interfered with too much.
@@sierralastname5448 the Chanel Miller vs Brock Turner case. They gave him an insultingly short sentence because they didn’t want to hurt his chances of becoming an Olympic athlete, but no college wants him to swim for them because he assaulted someone, so they really cut him all that slack for no reason.
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If a bear attacked me it would ACTUALLY be my own fault
Better than being told i was asking for it smh
For clarification, i am agreeing with OP. I can't word properly.
And you likely wouldn’t have to live with that trauma too
One could say the human would bear most of the blame.
@@Thebearabides Haha
Get out @@Thebearabideslol
Ok, this is hardly fair
She chose bear and STILL got stuck in the woods with a man
fr lmaoo
Hey bright side the bear escorted her out.
Kind of like how if you choose man you'll still be in the woods with one or more bears.
Thats cuz some me are that relentless.
LITERALLY THIS IS RIGGED
"If I survive the bear attack, the bear won't be at family reunions." "The bear wouldn't feel joy from my pain. " "No one will say I liked the bear attack. " "No one will talk about the bear's bright future. " "A bear wouldn't film it and send it to all it's friends. " "A bear wouldn't hold his hand over my mouth and brag about what he did to the entire school the next week. " "If I scream loud enough, the bear might run off. " "Nobody would defend the bear." "Nobody would ask what I was wearing when the bear attacked me." "The bear wouldn't take my tampon out when I was unconscious." "No one would think I led the bear on." "No one would question my history with other bears." "No one would ask me what I was doing so late around the bear." "The bear could never get me pregnant, and then, make me fear not having a choice." "The bear's money would not get him out of trouble." "The bear would be shot down, no matter how young it was when it attacked me." "I would not be shamed by the public for surviving a bear attack." "My religious family will not refer to me as damaged goods if I survive." "I know once i'm dead, the bear will leave my body alone." "A bear would kill me as quickly as it can, not torture me for 44 days on end for pleasure."
Edit: Here is a quick disclaimer. Most of these AREN'T my expiriences. They're from victims of SA.
Sorry for what happened to you
@@TotalAnalyst2 the last sentence is referring to the Junko Furata Case, if that's what you mean.
Yes, the 44 days of h3ll. That poor child. She didn't deserve the heinous things happened to her. Justice was never served for this girl @@rima_hooman2372
So getting eaten alive is the thing for you okay
@@tystomrte4442 did you not read a single thing?
victims do not get justice and have to face their assailant who did those things for fun. bears do it to survive and wont desecrate our corpses when we are gone. i would rather be killed by a hungry bear than ANY of those things
As a woman who lives in the north, there are multiple bears in the woods every time I go there (which is quite often). I've seen them, and I'm still here!
how many men are in the woods. :P
@@feveredmushroomHD Thankfully, I've yet to unexpectedly meet a man in the woods. That shit would be terrifying.
@@zandermclane4868 u jinxed it
@@zandermclane4868girl a man is not worried about you he be too busy hunting if anything he will be wondering why you in the forest I can tell you it happened to me so many times🥲
@@zandermclane4868Not that finding a bear in the woods wouldn't be scary.... but... finding a random dude in the woods would be scary too.
"A promising future in water polo" was a BAR
My fmr spouse plays water polo 😂
@@TheKrispyfortI think it was a reference to Brock F*cker… sorry “Tucker.”
I think it's referencing convicted rapist Brock Turner.
THAT part!!
Do you mean a B(e)AR?
The bear wasn't hungry, but still ate.
💀
I don't think bears can do math but 4 + 4 🤩
💯
Top-tier comment.
Periodt💅🏾
I asked my fiance about this question, he said: "If it's any other man than me, choose the bear. I ain't letting you take the risk of having a guy traumatize you for the rest of your life, your dad and stepdad already did enough."
I'm in love with him.
awe thats sweet
That's simp lore
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 no, he just treats me like a human being and I do too! We have our own relationship, it's neither modern nor traditional, don't expect everyone to do everything you want. He said that because my bio dad was abusive, and my stepdad SA'd me... multiple times. Do not call him a simp because he cares about me.
PREACH! we are so proud of u girl! So happy your in a better place and so safe with him tell that stupif person otherwise thats not being a simp its being a amazing and loving husband so happy for u both!
@@Yaeviq Awww thank you! That's like... the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me, I'm literally tearing up 😭❤️ You're so sweet 🫶
I get that the question is stupid, but if you’re a dude hoping that a woman gets mauled by a bear cause you’re triggered then that’s mad weird.
It actually completely proves the theory right that men would rather women get violently mauled in the social response of stepping away to “prove their point”
A bear will still almost always only attack if it feels threatened, threatens their cubs or out of sheer desperation, that’s the difference. You make many men feel upset online in any way and they start fantasising about memeing you getting mauled. While also pretending to be safe to be around IRL. If you walk away and keep distance from a bear for your own safety he’ll go about his day, if you do the same to some men they’ll take it as a personal attack or challenge.
You don't have to hope, it's a bear
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206you do have to hope tho 😭😭😭 bear attacks r not as common as one thinks and a bear will only attack when hungry or threatened. men attack even animals for their own sick desires (like.... theres been men who killed and did things to a protected monitor lizard)
No this is mad weird of what a bear actually would do
@@tystomrte4442 whats mad weird is STILL not understanding why people are choosing the bear and wishing the people who did get brutally mauled. it doesnt make you a better person, it just means you are worse than the bear.
"youre going to be killed!" be for real its 1 in 21 million chance for an attack to happen and the bear would kill us to survive if hungry and not desecrate our corpse.
Bears can only act on instinct. Humans act on malice and pride.
You a human bro. Are you acting on pride and malice?
I don't believe that is true. But what is true is men are bigger predators of other people than bears are.
We aren't on their food chain, so we either have to have messed up somehow or there is something wrong with the bear (like the one that killed bear man, it was not his usual locals and it was not behaving normally). Bears often don't want anything to do with us, unless certain factors are met.
Bear will still maul you tho
@rgbtoaster9409 yes, but it does it with no morality and to survive. Either to eat or because it feels in danger. People have morality and chose to do evil actions.
@@b.r.1791wouldn’t it be better to say neither? Honestly, a bear might be starving to death and see you as lunch or perhaps you stumbled on it- a man can act with malicious intent and kill you. However, most bears won’t hurt you and most men won’t hurt you either, especially out in the woods. It’s like their special playground. Still, it’s best to avoid either one.
“Become the Man a woman would choose over the Bear.” 🐻
As someone daring an absolute teddy bear of a man, I can conclude it’s true and does work. I love him, even if he growls when I wake him up in the morning.
Adorable 🤣😂
growls? I think ur dating a bear. keep him fed, u will be safe lmfao
Your honey bills will be through the roof
@@salininguyendona3235 PFFT-
I too am dating a teddy bear and his sleepy face looks a lot like an angry face and I love kissing it good morning 😂😂😂😂
The most hard-hitting argument for bear imo is simply “At least if I was attacked by a bear, people would actually believe me”
Right? And police aren't going to try and gaslight me out of accusing the bear for attacking me
@@psycholover414 “Are you _sure_ the bear attacked you? Did you perhaps attempt to walk through some nasty thorn bushes leading up to when you received those so-called ‘bear claw’ marks??” 👮♂️
Bear will kill you to feed himself, a man will kill you or worse to please himself.
Since when did we start assuming that average men are psycho killers? Most men would help out in any way he could.
@@bryanhawkins9418 We don’t, we don’t assume average men are psycho killers, but unfortunately the psycho killers look a lot like average men.
@@PhilomathWizardthat's sexism
@@PhilomathWizard that's such a good way to say it omg
@@lorrdy7640 Use your brain Use your brain! The thing in your head? Use it!
Honestly that bear has a promising future as a therapist the way it’s solving all these people’s issues (wondering where it got its training)
we at animal school try and help give animals education they are in top of class in law school unfortunately at animal university we only have 5 animals out of the 20 in classes due to hunting and them killing an human who went into there territory which is basically there home and started ruining stuff this bear is one of the only surviving memebers of class 71
It took psych 101 it’s freshman year at UCLA.
Not from a man like him that’s for sure
prob goes to Diane
The serial killer went to the woods to get away from the burden of counseling all his potential victims
You don't get arrested if you defend yourself from the bear...
You do in some countries
@@Angelkaterina555 maybe, but the bear's family is unlikely to go after you for injuries inflicted on your attacker
u dont get arrested if u defend yourself to a human too?
@@Aero_yushi you do. Depending how you defend yourself. If your defending harms the attacker you do get consequences of it
@@scavenderbirdself-defense. You do not get arrested for self-defense.
Edit: I admit, I was wrong. I understood 3 replies ago. Sorry.
I lived in Squamish, BC, Canada, and there were SO many bears there. I saw one almost every week but they were so chill 90% of the time. The 10% was them eating the green recycling
"Wow ita crazy that a women would choose a bear over us in a forest"
**literally 5 minutes later gets a notis that a man has kidnapped a women in the area**
"Alr fair enough"
I'd rather take the risk of the bear being hungry then the man being a weirdo, i got better odds with the bear
You're delusional also bears kidnap people as well, they drag people into forests whilst eating them, especially mother bears, for their cubs
Trust me, you don't have better odds with a bear. I understand that some men are freaky weirdos, but you're waaay better of fighting one man than one bear. Bears have 2-5 times more muscle mass than the world's strongest man. So fighting one bear is roughly equal to fighting off 4 bodybuilders.
@@SpiralShape and most men aren't weirdos too. But I'm sure most bears would attack you if they were hungry enough
I won't dispute your (or anyone else's decision on this topic) decision but I will say that according to my calculations you will have better odds with the man than with the bear by a lot.
@@georgyekimov4577 "aCcOrDiNg ToO mY cAlCuLaTiOnS" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
I'm so sorry I had to
Look, I’m just saying that bear is making some good points
What bear? I only saw a cow…
Someone get his feewies hurt? :3
@@snubbenper918730+ hate comments? Someone has a lot of free time.
@@snubbenper9187 well welll well if isn’t the person I’m posting the address of on Reddit
@@snubbenper9187 Aw poor little baby got their feelings hurt, whatever will we do. 😔
I would also like to add, men are also choosing bear over other men. My cousin who was in the marines chose bear 🤣
I can’t blame him fr 😂
Honestly I feel like he’d probably just know enough about human behavior from being in the marines from all of the other people who are in the marines (who the fuck else has had peta ask to stop drinking cobra blood)
@@The-worsei tbh. We should, jus to spite peta
My boyfriend also chose bear
@@Musicbased. tbh that’s fair PETA does kinda suck…. I want the cobras to be safe though 🥺
Man and nature lover here. I would choose bear, because I've never seen a bear in real life, and that would be AWESOME.
Come to Florida if you want to see one lol. They roam around my neighborhood often. Was camping one time and woke up to one sniffing my face too, pretty cute things
Sameeeee
Plus a bear wouldn't make a false rape allegation.
@@kamrynevans4674do you live in northern florida cause I didn’t know we had bears here 😭
Omg that was my answer too, like yeah I'm in the woods, but do I have a camera? I've never seen a bear in real life.
"Would you like to be escorted out of the woods?" Was PERSONAL.
True story, a few years ago I was out on a hike with my boyfriend and we almost bumped into a bear. You wanna know what the bear did? It ran away and left us alone. You wanna know what a lot of men have done when I've made it clear that I want to be left alone? They've done the exact opposite.
Exactly, so many people are missing the point lol
Exactly. Bears generally have very little interest in humans, particularly with black bears. I used to do field research in the Southern Appalachians and would regularly come across bears. I generally only saw them when they were already hauling ass away from me.
I believe there's a line in Hercules, it goes something like "They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours""
@@gheata_playz874Meg is an icon
@@gheata_playz874 Meg did not stutter
"Focus on making yourself the kind of man that a woman would choose over a bear"
Bear spitting FACTS 🔥
Fr
Some bears are here to prevent forest fires. Others want to deliver sick burns.
@@echodoctor5679 that’s true
The entire thing is based on the assumption that men might attack a woman, it didn't specify which man😅
Saying men should change to someone a woman would choose over a bear will only change common perception of men by women in about 20 years or so, assuming the majority men all over the world suddenly start acting differently
Also you can only control your own actions and choices so you're just gonna get lumped in with all the bad men anyway cuz of broad generalisations
@@jonulrick4353
Mate...
You do realise what you are saying here is the entire point why the bear meme is so damn funny, right?
The lack of self-awareness is honestly amazing.
As a joke I asked my dad that and he said bear
Same. He also said that his male coworker brought it up at work recently and they both laughed about how bear is the obvious choice.
Because dads get it. They raised daughters after all in a man’s world.
The use of the term “females” is so accurate
Bears don't follow you home and attempt to break into your house after you said you weren't interested. Plus they're actually cute.
Tho they do break into your car if you leave food in it, I've seen bears wreck the shit out of cars to grab those munchies 😂
@@gothic_ace2037 Interesting to know that bears get hangry too 😅
they literally do tho
@@magentasunbringer Damn what bear’s heart did you break
And men don't hold you down and eat chunks out of you while you're alive.
This just bolsters my opinion that women don't want truth. They want validation. It's like a game to think of the most ridiculous situation and look to be validated in that, hence, bears.
As much as I've seen good answers to men lashing out at "bear or man", this is the most clear and articulated one of them all
Without a doubt
I mean women attack people too...
STANZI AKA CRINGEZI STEALS MY VIDEOS FOR MOOLAH AND HAS MADE MILLIONS OFF MY HARD WORK
@@ville__ if it’s true, you should probably get a lawyer to deal with it rather than posting IN ALL CAPS in the comment section. It makes you look nuts.
Your channel has literally 3 videos I refuse to watch, and Stanzi bought a bear costume and wore it for this video so you sir are irrelevant @@ville__
"Women love me, men fear me"
-Probably bear
So many languages and she chose to speak facts
She also spoke sexism.
@@PrimordialNyxno.
@@PrimordialNyx statistics is sexism now? 😂
@@PrimordialNyxThis flew miles over your head.
@@PrimordialNyx ❌
The fact that the human man called her a female instead of a woman was a genius detail. Spot on!
Gosh that’s such a pet peeve of mine!
@@AmaraJordanMusicwhy?
@@bearwitty9690 When men refer to woman as females it’s often in a demeaning way. It’s as if men think we are a different species. The tone is creepy.
@@bearwitty9690 "Female" is a scientific term that purposefully strips away one's human Identity characteristics, such as age, social status, titles due to achievement, and other markers. I think young people started using it thinking it's a synonym that can replace girls/women of different ages as one group, but in reality, it can't be used that way and shouldn't be. It's incredibly dehumanizing. Thanks for asking 👍 Always good to educate one's self with different perspectives 😊
Clapping from the back about that one 👏
The police wouldn't have cared that I was drunk if it had been a bear attack.
Why wouldn't they care about a drunken woman playing with a deadly animal?
@@DigiKat1 More that they wouldn't dismiss it as a "oh, you deserved to be harmed, the other guy did nothing wrong because you were asking for it" kinda thing.
Nor would they blame you for being passed out when it happened.. 😭
Well, more or less, that is...in that hypothetical case you would have had to go to the forest and end up drunk or get drunk and then walk into the forest...both things are irresponsible and it would definitely be your fault to expose yourself to a dangerous environment. Unless you said it in the case of being inside a tent.
@@AraneaTempestatibus People get drunk camping. If they go to their tent and sleep, no one is blaming them if a bear attacks them in their tent while sleeping.
The bear is the best choice for many reasons.
The thing men forget with this question is that we don't get to choose the man. Could be Bob Ross or Ted Bundy. Naturally I'd love to hang out with Bob Ross! But if it's a coin toss between even just those two... well.
And the thing with huge isolated dark places with many hiding spots is that they bring out the most harmless side in a bear and the most frightful side in a human.
Why does the bear outfit actually look so adorable-
“Looking forward to watching you be torn to shreds” and that’s why women choose bear
When you hurt someone they can say stupid things
@@kamikeserpentail3778😂😂😂😂😂hurt how? Why are you getting hurt on hypothetical question😂😂
@@kamikeserpentail3778 This is pretty concerning ngl. There's stupid, and then there's "hope you get eaten by a bear that I put here specifically to kill you."
Also, no. If you get hurt by someone, you're still fully responsible for your actions & words. There's a reason people get in trouble with the law over killing a cheating bf/gf.
I'll take what is a strawman for 1000 alex.
It's almost like this is a fictional, hyperbolic skit written and performed by Stanzi and not based on the vast majority of men that have heard about this question.
"Make yourself the kind of man a woman would choose over a bear" is bloody good advice :D
So 6'5 male model with blue eyes that has a trust fund and works for a hedge fund?
@@grettirgrattmards2348 sure buddy
@@grettirgrattmards2348nope, but based on that description you’re definitely not getting picked over a bear. Hint, the type of man we’re talking about has nothing to do with looks. Also why do y’all always think everyone is attracted to Macho Chad like it’s not a well known fact how many people are incredibly attracted to Timothée Chalamet? Not all men find the same women hot, why do you think the reverse is true?
@@greenbeantm1096 Teenage girls like Charlamet. Most will grow out of it once they start getting attention from "Chads" as they reach their 20's.
Why are we still trying to debate the fact that looks and status are number one in priority for men?
@@grettirgrattmards2348 I am 30 years old and i still think that timothy chalamet is really hot. And as i am earning my own money, I don't need a provider, but someone who has the ability to listen and understand things. If he looks nice thats a bonus but not absolutely necessary
This skit is the best response I’ve ever heard to this query since it all started. You have a gift, lady. Funny and educational is so damn hard to do.
“Would you like to be escorted out of the woods?”
The nicest line I’ve heard all day😭(heartwarming)
If I survive a bear attack I would be considered a badass, not a whre
you're not a whore if you survive being attacked by anything.
And you won't even survive a bear attack, bears are strong enough to cause dents in busses, yet they eat their prey alive.
Your logic is bad
@@AnimationisTHEfuture in what way, exactly?
@@AnimationisTHEfuture that is LITERALLY the perfect logic though?
Anybody would tbh
A bear wouldn't pretend to be my friend.
And a bear don't gonna try to lie to be with you and take the half of your money.
And then keeping your kids with her.
In fact, Bear wins.
This is a truly horrible comparison. Are you seriously trying to equate a bad divorce to rape and possibly murder? @@alfonsomendez9787
@@alfonsomendez9787 how does it feel to have such a fragile masculinity? Woman are scared to be raped and murdered and tortured. Your fear? Woman taking money. This comparison is pathetic.
and a bear wouldn't string you along for 3 1/2 years only to admit that she's been talking to like 3 other guys, either.
If you befriend a bear i think you'd just immediately ascend to godhood
As a man, I would probably also choose a bear over a random guy. It’s pretty easy to not get hurt by a bear. Who knows what that guy is trying to do
He is walking home.
Bear got better manners than me💀
As a woman who mistook a sleeping bear for a neighbours cow on my property and jumped on it to shake it awake with very high pitched cries of “common-cow! Moooooooove cow mooooooove” repeatedly…the bear just took a look at me, I said “you’re not a cow. Nevermind, take your time” and it allowed me to walk away, I have first hand experience of nearly this exact situation.
Lmfao I would have been absolutely terrified, I'm glad the bear let you tell this story lol
That sounds both so funny and a terrible surprise, was the bear soft?
This is absolutely hilarious! 😆🐻🐮
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm glad you weren't harmed. Great memory though! 😂
this is the best comment. im in tears
Shits funny asf bc I saw men choosing bear too, it’s pretty mutual when women say that some men are terrifying, shit, some men think the same🤷🏽♀️
I saw another video where the wife got upset of her husband to chose a man. So yeah read the lines as you want.
@@chomp5558yeah it's called being too tired to argue with your wife
Women are also terrifying but no one talks about that. Ruby Frank and Gypsy Rose Blanchard come to mind.
I am a man and I avoid strange women just as much as I do strange men because as far I'm concerned, especially these days, they're BOTH just as likely to stab me in my kidney and steal my wallet as I walk by.
I'm a man and I'd choose the bear too, but I'm also not gonna be a raging sexist and say that all women are the same. Nor am I gonna spread some narrative in an attempt to justify my sexism.
@@blobbertmcblob4888 You’re based for that tho, I’m not trying to be sexist if my comment came off that way, I don’t fear men, I just fear the unexpected, I’d do the same even with a woman. It’s easier to predict a bear then a human being-
This is one of those few post on the internet that is both fun to watch and actually has a good comment section... 👍🏾
Men online:
"Women ☕️"
"Women ☕️"
"Women ☕️"
"Wait what do you mean women are talking shit about me online 😢"
Those sexist people would still say it's women's fault for getting mad, that they are sensitive or something lmaoo
"Where my hug at"
@@kitcat2449women 🍵
@@kitcat2449if men can't sensitive without being called names, if we are equals, then they can do it to you too.
@@DigiKat1People get what they give.
No bc bear discourse aside men have this weird obsession with accussing animals of being bloodthirsty 24/7. You'll see a video of someone feeding a deer and they'll comment "haha it's all fun and games until it gores and kills you" like???
I mean I comment stuff like that because people shouldn't be messing with wildlife. An angry deer will absolutely gore you, people shouldn't feed them :) they need to maintain their fear of people for their own sakes. I'd love to have little wildlife friends but it just isn't safe for them.
Fr a deer of all animals too?? Humans (including creepy men and creeps in general going after what they want without regard for anyone or anything else, predator is a very accurate description) have a way bigger capacity for aggression than deer. Seems like ppl just like to label random animals as aggressive bc they dont understand them and have never seen or dealt with them irl
I feel like animals most of the time are aggressive to people who provoke them and men are usually the sex to do that so that’s why maybe they don’t like animals
Yeah they assume all animals have the same bloodthirst that they do, and not that they specifically are the problem
You probably shouldn’t feed deer just so they don’t come to rely on humans for food, but yeah, they aren’t going to randomly attack you if you interact with them.
"Would you like to be escorted out of the woods". 😂
Honestly, between a bear and a man, one of them have more business being in the woods than the other and that one certainly isn't the man.
I asked my boyfriend this question and he said "I know how to not make a bear angry. Don't bother them, and stay away from their kids. I don't know what a man is going to do if i run into him in the woods"
I love him
W future hubby
@@HannahB-vn5yt some day ♥
Carry Bear Spray. It works on people too. If I run into Amber Heard in the woods I would rather chose the Bear. People can be psychos.
My boyfriend would ALSO pick the bear. Men who pick the bear>>>
The problem is is bears are very unpredictable, anybody who doesn't think so, ask the zoo keeper at your local zoo why they dont enter the cages when the bear is inside. This is insane logic. Honestly i would choose a man because help is usually a man. How many headlines have you read where a bear rescues are Lost child in the woods versus a search-and-rescue man. Imagine if that child were to hide from a man because his mom told him that it wasn't safe. This is why this is such a dumb argument
That is the most adorable bear suit 😭 it’s like a baby Halloween costume
If the baby were going 🤨
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@@ville__ you don't do shit aside from spamming comments
I know we're touching on a hard topic right now, but you're so cute in that bear outfit.
Bear wasn't hungry so instead of eating IT SERVED ✨
Worst bear can do is unalive me
Yep, they may be killy, but they're not rapey.
Yeah humans are really effed up. Torture isn't really something we see in any other species.
That is kinda like the worst efing thing.
@coloradodude9987 nah. A man looking in a women's general direction is worse. Just ask them.
@@coloradodude9987 Yes, but when humans do it, sometimes they preface it with rape and/or torture. Wild animals are either hungry enough to do you in quickly or they leave you alone.
Steve Irwin once said that he prefers animals over people, because they'll attack you and be aggressive, but at least you know that they're being honest about it. However, people will lie and trick you
So, yeah, I'm choosing the bear
You are taking words of someone who was killed(stingray barb to the chest) by the animals he prefers as a standard to live by.....I honestly hope this is a joke if not I hope you have better luck with your choices than he did.
@UnrealityMatrix dude, jeez. Steve knew what he was doing, he knew that these animals are dangerous. And even his own family has said that they know he wouldn't blame the animal, or want anyone else to
@@UnrealityMatrix Steve's death was a series of accidents. He fell directly on top of a stingray had the barb been anywhere else he probably would have been fine but the barb just so happened to hit his heart.
So yes I take the words of a man that knew how animals including people work. I would suggest you actually look up what happened.
@@midnightsan9917firstly what series of accidents? He pick simply picked it up and was put on a t shirt.
Secondly It was an accident ? Of course it was, Steve wasn't suicidal. I was simply pointing out that it made little sense to model your choices after a man who died prematurely for his. Steve Irwin was the best and most competent animal wrangler he is legendary even now almost 20 years after his death but he still died because animals aren't so predictable even if you spend your entire life studying them.
To pick a bear particularly of the grizzly brown or asiatic variety (the most aggressive types and very likely to attack) as a normal person when someone of Steve Irwins skill and renown and competency was killed by a common stingray is the height of arrogance. I actually respect the man he was my childhood hero. I know I couldn't do what he did and reasonably expect to live a long life.
@@UnrealityMatrix While swimming in chest-deep water, Steve Irwin approached a short-tail stingray, with an approximate span of two metres (6 ft 7 in), from the rear, in order to film it swimming away. The stingray, possibly mistaking Irwin's shadow for a tiger shark, suddenly "propped on its front" and stabbed Irwin several times with its tail
He never picked it up. You have Google it really doesn't take much to look things up. Animals are incredibly predictable compared to humans.
Polar bears and sloth bears are the only type to bw known to actually hunt people. They're the most aggressive types.
Arrogance is pulling shit out of your ass and passing it off as fact. If you respect him why didn't you make sure your facts were straight.
"I saw the Revenant" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
And men wonder why women hold onto there teddy bears throughout life
“Did you dress to look edible on purpose when you went camping “ is not something EVER asked after bear attacks
I've been in the forest with bears. Be afraid of grizzlies and polar bears, but black bears leave you alone if you leave them alone. I've chilled with them while blazing. They rolled around in the grass eating weeds while I watched the sunset
That's kind of adorable honestly.
You are correct about temperaments. But you still shouldn’t be hanging out with black bears. You are getting them used to the presence of people. That might cause them to get too close to someone who is dangerous to them like a hunter.
Or to start wandering into camps,cabins, and town. In these settings a lot of things can go wrong and result in human injury and eventual death of the bear. For example, that one woman who had a black bear just waltz up to her porch with cubs that ended up killing their dog. Or that black bear that mauled the 10 year old boy in his grandparents back yard and tried to drag him off into the forest.
These are still wild animals not dogs
Black bears are so cool grizzlies suck shit and the itchy animal I’m afraid of after chimps would be polar bears and then moose is third
@@The-worseimoose don’t fear god nor man
@@DiligentThroat well ok that’s fair
You know it's bad when the bear asks to escort you out of the woods.
Best analogy i saw was using video games.
A boss monster is clearly more likely to kill you than a common minion, but anyone who plays games knows that the minions will always be responsible for more of your deaths, because of the sheer amount of times you come across them.
I love how it wasn't just "bear eats man cuz obviously man is being loud and therefore more threatening" but instead the most thorough ROAST of the dude's argument. I lost it when the bear said "i would be hunted down." All i could hear was "I'd be SHOT, why wouldn't you?"
Also no one has pulled off a bear costume like you, not even me at 5 in my mom's handmade felt holloween costume. I think I pulled in a solid second or third place tho.
Definitely second, only to Stanzi, though. I beat you were the cutest--I mean the fiercest bear ever.
Answer, reason/lack there of
cutest bear costume ever.
Just to put more onto this, the original post states nothing else, a guy in the woods, no badge, no clear sign of him being a part of a logging company, no camping gear, nothing and there is definitely something disturbing about that.
10000% bear. Abby and Libby would have picked the bear but they got a man and now they're gone forever.
like not even a book bag or walking gear?
if this was also set in deep woods id choose the bear even more, jesus. that implies that he may be unhinged or has a camp close by.
I just pictured that in my head and that definitely sounds unhinged. though I'd def try to give him the benefit of doubt. You can tell I'd most def not survive in an apocalypse lmao
It immediately brought to my mind images of multiple horror movies AND real crime stories I've watched and heard of.
I literally got the chills from imagining it, i wish i was joking
@@jingle1833 Several women just barely avoided Bundy, who was stalking them while they were hiking.
It's not really that hard to understand why women choose a bear, I myself would prefer to open up to a bear rather than a woman
I heard a woman once making fun of the guy she was dating for having a stuffed animal to comfort him because he had PTSD from being in war. I thought that was absolutely terrible. The woman she was with also called her on it. I guess sometimes it’s hard to imagine what the worst of our own gender does to the other when we ourselves are good people.
@jennybrowning5182 one thing I've learned is very much, people suck, cats are better (I'm an introvert so maybe I'm biased tho-)
I think you just have to work at finding the good people, no matter the gender. But, yes, cats are amazing! ❤
I mean would you open up to a man?
@@SparklinCutie not just cats. I have a bird and it's amazing
I want a love story about the bear and the woman 😂
“A bear is predictable. A man is not.”
- A person I saw on YT talking about it
As a guy who'd chose man: Fair, pretty good point.
Oh, I dunno, the men's comments on these videos are pretty damned predictable. 🤔
Everything is predictable if you have enough information
Humans in general, male or female, are unpredictable in many aspects; not just men.
@@Kim-Unearthed Exactly
Yeah, bears only attack if provoked or starving.
Also “Make yourself the kind of man the woman would choose over the bear” is now my favorite quote!! I THANK YOU FOR YOUR WISDOM, LOVELY STANZI!!!
It needs to be merch fr. I would buy that shirt in a heartbeat
@@NWednesdayQuansah thats a very good idea!
I need that on a t-shirt along with "wails of 1000 indecisive bit-"
Stanzi is a comedian, but she's far from a fool
It doens't matter what kind of a man you are, since you are anyway judged the same.
@@zaegvaIt does matter. You'd be surprised how many people would appreciate you just for being understanding of other people's struggles. Good actions matter and are noticed.
"well, the bear has a promising future in water polo so, maybe we should be lenient🤓"
"This is what she gets for camping" wtf 😂😂
He just immediately proved her right with his first sentence. 😂
They do that.
@@kaleidoscopingwetoo right
She's talking to a character she created in her head of what she thinks a man is... this is sad
@@cypherpunk121 have you seen how Andrew Tate talks about women? Sir please we have evidence. These men are real.
@@cypherpunk121yes, she created this character. Well done in finally realising that. And this is a skit, so obviously it’s exaggerated to a point. But sadly there are still easily seen similarities between the character and the type of person it’s based on. Also, stop trying to be deep, you just sound sad.
Another reason to choose the bear:
You don't see bears foaming at the mouth because some women choose men over bears...
They can't talk..
I also couldn't be forced by the government to keep a bear cub I don't want, if I get attacked by the bear.
You guys must really hate men.
@@Panda72021It's also biologically impossible but I get the gist! It's wild how conservatives are so desperate to force young girls to carry their rapist's babies. I've straight up had a conservative tell me that aborting such a child is a selfish act from the girl because she apparently took that child's right to life because someone did something evil to her.
They don’t have the brain capacity for that, lol.
What? You think men are raging sex animals now? The video makes great points, but I have yet to see a man who’s actually acting like that in the majority of men who react to this .. mostly sexist trend.
Stanzi doing bear things in the beginning was actually so adorable I had to rewatch it.
I don't like hating on men or taking sides for genders, but I'll admit that this is really accurate in many aspects so damnn
People in the comments downplaying women's safety is the reason why bear is the proper choice. Idk how you can be so uncaring about someone saying they feel unsafe for completely valid reasons. True crime shows you why.
Doesn't make it a logical conclusion. You can feel however you want, doesn't make you right.
@@DigiKat1it is a personal choice. The whole point of a personal choice is that your personal choice is always rigth, for you. So yes, she is right.
Also it is a logical conclusion, but you cant understand that because woman's safety is a joke to you
@@Cyhcg5uhgb "your personal choice is always right"
Damn , i really see how mindy khalling got away with sexual abuse and harassment 😂
@@DigiKat1
It is actually more logical to trust a bear more than a man, bears don’t attack unless provoked, any man could attack without provocation because they just _choose_ to that day.
The only similarity between a human predator and a bear, is that they only target prey that is weaker than them.
Because it's sad that we can't help people because they're too scared that we'll harm them.
I’d much much MUCH rather risk being killed by a bear than being killed by a human. Both would be horrifying, but at least my death would come from a place of animal instincts, not sexual gratification or a power fantasy.
That goes for bears, but if we talk about dolphins well they would kill us because of animals instincts that are also made of sexual gratification and power fantasy lol they're the kings of grape🍇 👀
How does it matter what you get killed by?
Also if you're in a situation where you had to fight a man or bear to survive you'd have a better chance fighting the man
I would rest easier knowing the bear will NOT be reliving my attack and fapping over it later.
Point - Team Bear
You say that until the bear is eating you alive and it takes so long you can call your mom during. True story.
@@jonulrick4353 I would rather be eaten 100%. I've eaten enough animals that TBH fair. Eaten is the worst that will happen. People the options are extensive. Also the likelihood of survival like depending on the individual man, (like is he a body builder Grapist or a sweet little nerd lost outside?) and type of bear. Polar yeah, probably not surviving. Black bears you definitely are surviving, they enjoy berries as much as fish and are huge scaredy cats 😂 I've encountered several and considered myself lucky if I managed to get a picture before they took off. Grizzly well, are cubs around? Do I have food out? Am I backing it into a corner? So many factors in your hypothetical
The Revenant part killed me!
Okay but if I saw a bear that adorable you would def see me on the news that night 😂😂☠️🤧
The whole bear/man shaboingery led to a disappointing but not at all surprising conclusion: that way too many people will blame women for “overreacting” or being “unreasonable” instead of realising they themselves are the reason it’s even a dilemma in the first place.
You could also come to the conclusion that this just shows how much we tend to stereotype things, the main argument I’ve seen from women is “if some men are bad and have hurt me can’t I be weary of all men?” Basically because there’s a chance then id avoid it.
You can literally take that idea and apply it to real life and see the disasters it caused. During the blm movements some people had that same idea… because some cops were bad (fact) all cops shouldn’t be trusted (false) and things like defund the police etc stemmed from that
You can also apply it with the wall being built in America trumps logic is the same, because some immigrants do illegal stuff we should deport a bunch of people and bar them out from ever entering. (You could probably see how this effects people)
While the fear of men is understandable generalizing it and saying bear >> man isn’t, all this argument has really done is harm because all it’s caused is hate for men from women and hate to women from men. Do you not see how this shit has literally turned into Boys Vs Girls gender wars 😭 the argument is stupid.
But I do understand the point in which women are comming from I’m mainly referring to those who take the argument too far
@@toadsage8965Omg. Way to miss the point. It was a hypothetical to get people to understand women’s perspective. The men who acted aggressive only proved the point. It was never gender wars bs. Those who say it just want to completely ignore the point the argument was addressing.
Nope. Never r/\ped anyone, i'm not the reason for this and i accept no blame.
@toadsage8965 generalizing in the case of men is valid. If I handed you a plate of cookies and told you one (or more) of them was made with shit, would you take the chance and eat any cookie from the plate?
@@holyrandomness5654
1. You probably didn’t read my comment because I already said I knew, the whole point was to express women’s fear of men and how people dismissed their experiences
2. Maybe it’s how my TikTok fyp is but it did eventually devolve into gender wars bs like “bear or woman” “at least the woman woudnt blame me for 🍇 and ruin my life” “even the bear is afraid of women (comment in response to a woman who sa her partners, male and female)”
3. Like I said at the end I’m mainly speaking about the people who take it too far, and you prove my point on how people tend to generalize and stereotype. Before even reading my comment your mind was set and you already had your answer in mind.
(Extra side note: I mean even you can tell that realistically most men aren’t 🍇ist, and choosing it and then defending it would still be a massive reach and generalization)
Statistically you’re over 2000x more likely to get attacked by a man rather than a bear in this scenario.
Incorrect. Statistically, an encounter with a bear is much more likely to turn violent than an encounter with a man.
Yeah in this scenario the bear is more likely because it’s right there😂 but in everyday life it’s prolly a man cuz most ppl don’t live out where bears live and we’ve kinda forced bears away from us so u prolly won’t find a beat unless ur lookin for one or in it’s area. Also depends on what kinda bear
@@jenniferelkins7516 the percentage of encounters with bears that turn violent is vastly higher than the percentage of encounters with men that turn violent. In fact, STATISTICALLY, a woman is safer encountering a random man than a man is.
Did u forget about serial killers? And plus he meant the man in the vid not all men@@TheAchilles26
@@Call_me_natt I forgot nothing. Most women encounter zero bears and literally thousands of men in their lives. The odds of an INDIVIDUAL ENCOUNTER turning violent are enormously higher with the bear. And that's before we get into "how difficult/viable is it to use force to defend yourself?" Here's a hint: you can defend yourself from a man by simply brandishing a 9 mm or sometimes even a good stick. Good effing luck defending yourself from an aggressive bear with anything short of a 12 gauge.
Clearly this man never saw the side of the Internet that treats bears like pets that are basically just really big doggos.
The point on how the angry men tiktoks are like "I hope you do run into a bear," and talk about, almost gleefully, how a bear would apparently just demolish a lady really just emphasize their whole nice guy world view to me.
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I agree that some people take this too literally and can be pretty mean spirited about it. The problem is real, even without getting into whether the same is true for men and whatnot.
But to be honest, this isn't a discourse where we men have the space to say anything. Looking at it rationally, what could we say? Not all men? That's a cliché. Women do the same? Whataboutery. This is not true? Denial. Apologize on the behalf of all men? As bad as having all white folk take the blame for their ancestors who may or may have owned slaves. It's a faux pas no matter how you approach it. Kinda like the wilderness metaohor. It's just not something men can discuss without it coming out wrong somehow.
@@TG-ge1oh its not rlly that deep man thats all it is lol
@@millycakeck Isn't it? Because nobody seems to quite agree on what the point of the analogy is. Instead, people keep saying that (others) are missing the point.
@@TG-ge1ohi think the analogy is meant to show just how fearful a lot of women are of men, like "look at the extent to which this is an issue!" sort of bringing attention to it in a very clear way
the issue is that a lot of people miss the point and just say "lol r they stupid. why would they choose bear"
but i do agree that some people have lost the meaning when they start saying that "bear" is objectively the correct answer
i do also agree that it puts men in a difficult spot when they can't really object to anything or they'll be attacked. a lot of people don't have the awareness to think "well, i don't have to say anything because i know that i am a good man / want to become a better man." and i think its natural to feel upset when you are called a predator and told "youre the problem" if you object. but the thing is, i don't think any one person can fix this whole ass gender war- i mean this entire man vs bear thing has divided us even more, rather than bringing attention to an issue that all genders should work toward fixing
I live in a "bears in my backyard just another Tuesday" area, and yes, I would pick the bear. Nine times out of ten they are just as eager to avoid you as you are to avoid them. I've literally watched a bear book it back to the woods after my mom yelled out the kitchen at it for wrecking our bird feeder. Like 80% of them do not want to pick a fight at all. Absolutely don't approach one, and I AM mostly talking about black bears, not grizzlies or anything, but yeah, bears are not known to be particularly interested in killing people (barring polar bears. those guys WILL actively hunt you down. the arctic does not allow you to be picky about food and people are made of delicious meat).
it's telling that in this discourse the only way I'm picking man over bear is if it's a polar bear.
@@K.C-2049 Even that also depends on what type of man you're with. A polar bear might shred you to rip, but I think your death wouldn't be long. Now I have seen a lot of crime cases, and you def would choose a polar bear over some of those sick devils.
@@myname8419 I have to agree. I'm not a woman, but if I had to choose between a quick death from a polar bear or the kind of thing serial killers do...I'll absolutely be going for the polar bear.
@@pureteddybear_ at this point, its not about gender, its about which death is less painful.
"9 out of 10 bears don't want violence." Is that better than how many men want violence? What would society look like if 10% of men aggressively attacked people?
Any individual man can be dangerous, but its important to think in terms of individuals and group generalities. One is safe and reasonable and one is prejudiced.
The crazy thing is that it’s not them being upset at the bear being picked, it’s them being blood thirsty, rubbing their hands like bond villains at women being mauled now. Like all of us. Like I’m just not gonna be in the woods was my option.
I get being bothered, I get thinking it’s an odd pick, but to go “Ha I can’t wait to see it happen to you now.” Bro it was a hypothetical!
What do u think you’re getting after purposely belittling the other gender? Lmao now you got your feelings hurt after being so illogical and misandrist?
I'm a guy, and I would choose the bear. I ain't getting stuck in the middle of a forest with some rando, fuck that!
There are some really messed up people in the world, at least with a bear you know what to expect.
My husband said the same. "Why is this even a debate, even I would choose a bear over some random guy alone in the woods" 🤷
I love that you can clearly see the women being more visibly upset when the man shows. The bear and her were truly just minding their own business 😂
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Coming across a bear in the woods is concerning but not uncommon. Having a man come at you out of nowhere in the woods would make me a heck of a lot more jumpy lol She gasped at his voice like, “how long have you been standing there???” Because that exactly what some creeper men do!
Yesterday I saw someone posting this video of a girl doing martial arts tricks and captioned “She doesn’t have to choose the bear, she can beat any man haha”
A bunch of guys then proceeded to talk about how they would beat the ever living crap out of that girl with no issues whatsoever
And they still ask why anyone would choose the bear 😂
Yeah and if we make reasonable point they would still say we have something against men, like brother be for real😃.
they are literally just proving the point LMAO
I feel really disturbed hearing they would beat her up. Wtf 😢
Like they need to realize when we say men we don’t mean ALL MEN. Yes there are genuine good men, but that’s getting hard as fuck to find honestly… to find someone who doesn’t always wanna up one, even if it means hurting someone.
@@mandela-manny5022 It is all. Men. All of them benefit from bad men.
You know it’s bad if a BEAR gives you a reality check 💀
When the bear is more socially conscious and safe than a man
At least a bear wouldn't harm me for their own enjoyment
The reasons for men attacking women are so superficial too.
"She said no when I asked her out"
CRY ABOUT IT Don't be a little piss baby and throw a temper tantrum because you didn't get your way
A bear would attack me because I'm either bothering the bear or because the bear is hungry.
You can also survive brown bear attacks by laying face down, spreading your legs so it can't flip you over, and interlocking your hands behind your head.
Black bears can be spooked away with yelling and flailing your arms out to look bigger.
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Any tips for surviving after an attack? I've seen their claws.
Aren't they the same guys who like to brag about how men are stronger than women? I can't fight off either one right? I might as well choose the one that will attack for a very limited number of reasons in a limited number of ways.
@@faustina9328 Actually sound reasoning since there is less to avoid, but deadling with those reasons requires preperation and prevention. As in don't be in a situation of a bear attack, hense the debate.
Bear 1000% anytime because at least I won’t have to worry about sexual assault or forcibly carrying a child by the bear that attacked me 💀
Half right. No sexual assault? Eh, there's been a unsettling number of animals that have raped humans. Don't ask why, I have no idea. But you certainly wouldn't get pregnant.
@@MurasakiTsukimaru utter bollocks. Animals don't/can't rape humans
@@MurasakiTsukimaru
Have there been any bears though? And what’s the rate of assault vs just mauling/killing?
Sure it’s hard to compare the rate of bear attacks and male violence since we’re always in close proximity to men. But you can still compare the rates of regular violence and sėxual violence that happen during bear attacks.
Animals like dolphins for instance are just heinous. Tbf if the question was a male dolphin or a man in the ocean, I might genuinely choose the man. For one, I have a higher chance of drowning the man if he attacks and living, the dolphin ain’t losing on its home turf though.
Same logic as "Vending machines have more kills than sharks, so I choose to encounter a shark while swimming. Sharks don't give you diabetes🤷♀"
@@AnimationisTHEfuturewell no. Since a bear and a man have more in common than a shark and diabetes
Thank you so much for making this video. I didn't get this whole thing at first but I learned quick. It's obvious what women mean by this. I have seen several videos of men mocking it, and even women too. That chick @Dadvocate, who sells herself and our whole gender out to gawk at the perfect male specimens, has also let it go over her head. Which is not surprising. We need more people like you. But nobody could have explained it so perfectly.
Men don't understand that they ALSO should choose the bear.
With a bear, the only thing I would have to worry about is dying. With a man, there's a lot more to fear
Yeah, at least when you die, you don’t have to live with the trauma plus a possible pregnancy
DAMN, that is a chilling thing to read
True
@@rosesandmilk And considering that there were men who went “but men only want to impregnate you, how is that bad?” (paraphrased), yeah, fucking seriously ...
A bear eats you alive(torture), whereas a man might just decide to help you out.
"Would you like to be escorted out of the woods?
That would be lovely."
😂😂😂
I love that
That was soo cute ❤❤❤
"Be the man the woman would choose over a bear"
Men, take notes
Dosnt work. The man has to be someone you dont know. If its your father, the question is useless and will always be answered with "Ofc I would rather see my father", except bad experiences.
It has to be a stranger man so you can assume him being dangerous. How sexist this question is in the first place... Like... Would it be ok to ask similar question about women?
"In a life or death situation would you rather want your woman to help you or a man?" Lets see how upset the world would be, if the answers would be overwhelmingly man, because sexism. However assuming, that a person is dangerous, because its a man is totally alright 😊👍🏽
@Beefton-sr4pd and "real men" wouldnt need anything to change in the first place
@chomp5558 and notice how most people will infact choose women over men. It's like you didn't watch the video.
You when nearly 99% of perpetrators are male leading ALL WOMEN cautious: 🤯🤯
Talk when you have experienced.
@@komadosed Did you even read my comment?
@@komadosed Because malicious women don't exist. Ruby Frank didn't torture and starve her children. Tina Bobbett didn't cut some guys d*ck off, Gypsy Rose Blanchard didn't manipulate a kid with an IQ of 70 into deading her mother
Amelia Dyer didn't kill dozens of babies
, Joanna Dennehy didn't go on a 4 day killing spree and kill 5 men "just because" Juana Barraza didn't kill over 40 old women. Dare I go on?
The problem is not that women are choosing the bear, most men would too, because PEOPLE are weird.
The problem is this "hate all men" culture women have going on (when the irony is that the first one they'd look for if they were attacked by a bear, would be a man) and that they completely take themselves out of the equation in favor of "women are perfect and men are trash"
The face the bear is making at the start is actually so cute that I would prefer to be in those woods with it just to see that
If I played dead a bear would leave me alone, but a man wouldn't.
That's a partial myth. If you played dead, the bear might decide you're not a threat. Granted, if you did it wrong, it might kill you anyway while checking (Lay on your stomach, legs apart so it can't easily turn you over, and cover the back of your neck with your hands). But if it's only interested in "Is this a threat", it's liable to leave you alone. Of course, if it's hungry, you've just made it easier so you might die faster.
@@MurasakiTsukimaru idgaf
@@09_XCMELThen why did you comment nonsense 😂
@@MurasakiTsukimaru i'd rather die than be raped so 🤷♀️
Aaaand bears can't use guns
I was walking around the square of my town, not super crowded but also not empty, and still some man just came up to me and was like, "hey, I've seen you walking around for a while, what are you up to? Where are you going? Are you married? Are you sure?" So yeah, bear please.
Wait was the dude asking if you were sure that you are married
@Poorly-drawn-Fox Yup! He probably didn't believe me, assuming that I was lying about it so that he would leave me alone. Which like, yeah, I would totally do that and was fully prepared to talk about a husband that I dont have (I'm lesbian), but him following up with "are you sure?" isn't gonna make me be like, "ya got me, I was lying."
@wizardlizard3641 he's literally AWARE that it's making you uncomfortable with the "are you sure" yet still thinks he can get past that?? Wtf is wrong with men I can never understand yet they say women are a mystery when they purposely dodge the actual reason to validate their own feelings MY GODD
Okay? I've been stopped by cops who thought I was suspicious because "He's seen me walking around in this area before". Yes? I've lived in this town for six years.
@MurasakiTsukimaru yeah, cops are also known to harass people for no good reason. I'd take the bear over a man or a cop, both are way more high risk than I want to deal with.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW CUTE THAT BEAR ONESIE IS??
I saw a video Snapchat this morning where the bear was trying to get away from the man and the man said “I promise I’m nice” 😂
I choked a little when you said promising future in water polo, I don’t think I’ll ever forget that case. I love how no college wants him now because of what he did so giving him leniency was really for nothing. His career was ruined the moment he decided that was an ok thing to do. But enough about him, the woman’s name is Chanel Miller, and I think she wanted people to know her name, because she literally titled the book about the experience “know my name”
Holy I didn’t even know she wrote a book. Thanks!
Ok I had no idea "water polo" was a reference to something. Can someone explain I'm lost
@@sierralastname5448 It’s a reference to Brock Turner - he raped Chanel Miller. During the trial the judge justified the lenient sentence, by stating that he had a promising future as a student with a swimming scholarship at an elite university that shouldn’t be interfered with too much.
@@sierralastname5448 the Chanel Miller vs Brock Turner case. They gave him an insultingly short sentence because they didn’t want to hurt his chances of becoming an Olympic athlete, but no college wants him to swim for them because he assaulted someone, so they really cut him all that slack for no reason.
@@laurenrae7091 this is why i say that the justice system is whack.