My first (and last) Tinder experience

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  • @liamarlenex
    @liamarlenex Před 4 lety +6934

    Imagine the girl from tinder watching this

  • @wildlight9111
    @wildlight9111 Před 5 lety +13259

    When she’s throwing so many red flags but your favorite color is red.

    • @rayoshea5979
      @rayoshea5979 Před 4 lety +159

      😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴😏🔴🔴😏🔴😏🔴

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Před 4 lety +71

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeffjones7108
      @jeffjones7108 Před 4 lety +248

      When you're wearing rose-coloured glasses they just look like flags.

    • @BurdenofTheMighty
      @BurdenofTheMighty Před 4 lety +47

      Crazy pussy is still pussy 🤔

    • @noonehere4332
      @noonehere4332 Před 4 lety +38

      If your polish or Indonesian half the flag is red.

  • @cothvideo169
    @cothvideo169 Před 4 lety +6028

    “And then the cat looked at me like we all float down here•

    • @KatchKaressah
      @KatchKaressah Před 4 lety +51

      Right!!! 😂 Bwahahahahaha

    • @Vilexx1
      @Vilexx1 Před 4 lety +42

      Oh ShIT! I literally paused the video and went to the comment section

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Před 4 lety +38

      I laughed so hard at that part 🤣

    • @Itsezyyyy__
      @Itsezyyyy__ Před 4 lety +7

      Coth Video lmaooo so she’s basically Pennywise 😂 but if she’s obsessed w/ Repunzel why would she rip their heads off? 👀

    • @bluerouter4182
      @bluerouter4182 Před 4 lety +12

      I was thinking the cat was gonna say save me

  • @laura.r365
    @laura.r365 Před 4 lety +6196

    ‚instead just meet people at your local library‘
    *laughs nervously in YOU*

    • @samuels1212
      @samuels1212 Před 4 lety +38

      😂😂

    • @sawush
      @sawush Před 4 lety +26

      Gosh 😂

    • @venus-in6ov
      @venus-in6ov Před 4 lety +41

      laughs in ken kaneki

    • @Itsezyyyy__
      @Itsezyyyy__ Před 4 lety +58

      Literally just said this to my mom (because she watches the show whereas I’ve only seen the first episode and half of the second before calling it quits😅) and the fact that this girl meets a psycho who works at a bookstore? Yea good idea lol point is there can be creeps everywhere you just never know

    • @chandrakantajaiswal8322
      @chandrakantajaiswal8322 Před 4 lety +8

      Omg😂😂

  • @mommylay
    @mommylay Před 5 lety +9924

    “Now... i didn’t wanna do that... i wanted to go home”
    ME IN A SENTENCE😭

  • @justbecause3754
    @justbecause3754 Před 5 lety +8476

    2017 Alex: Just meet up new people on your local library.
    2019 Netflix: YOU

  • @audreyr.4476
    @audreyr.4476 Před 4 lety +3495

    one time i was going out with a tinder guy and i asked him " have u ever met any weird girls on tinder? " and he told me this story lol he just changed rapunzel to barbie. i sent him this video and he blocked me immediately lol

    • @obeseembryo6172
      @obeseembryo6172 Před 4 lety +152

      Yea and I was dating santa clause and did you know he has sculptures of human feet? I touched them and he threw me back home immediately

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +251

      LOL wow you caught him lying, good thing you did XD

    • @themadman6310
      @themadman6310 Před 4 lety +18

      @TyetheRebel my exact words

    • @themadman6310
      @themadman6310 Před 4 lety +6

      @TyetheRebel no.

    • @Achieng_the_sun
      @Achieng_the_sun Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂

  • @z3nddddd873
    @z3nddddd873 Před 4 lety +1254

    “Meet people at your local library”
    YOU: am I a joke to you?

  • @therealmissglamBAM
    @therealmissglamBAM Před 5 lety +4965

    'I wasn't prepared for the level of Rapunzel in this apartment.' I LOST IT at that line...this is insane

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Před 4 lety +6

      Lol same 🤣

    • @ashleygarden6906
      @ashleygarden6906 Před 4 lety +6

      Me, too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +4

      I when Alex was telling us to prepare for this serious BS I though she was going to end up pregnatnant with Alex's baby but OHHHH BOY it turned out to be worse

  • @briannaphillips853
    @briannaphillips853 Před 5 lety +7253

    We need to rescue that cat

    • @anhsu4854
      @anhsu4854 Před 5 lety +206

      Petition to change the cat's litter box

    • @Tom531Cat
      @Tom531Cat Před 5 lety +33

      At your own peril....
      I personally believe in nature and the cat will survive by itself.. *sips coffee*

    • @junepassingthrouthegate8810
      @junepassingthrouthegate8810 Před 5 lety +64

      That's the one thing I was worried about when he finished the story. Poor cat :(

    • @maxmillion901
      @maxmillion901 Před 5 lety +7

      That cat is gone we need to move on

    • @BlueWithoutBiu
      @BlueWithoutBiu Před 5 lety +5

      You're right. Poor kitty. 😣

  • @lego_my_eggo9455
    @lego_my_eggo9455 Před 4 lety +1992

    You shoulda asked why she's obsessed with Rapunzel.

    • @AstrosElectronicsLab
      @AstrosElectronicsLab Před 4 lety +161

      Coz, she's fucking crazy

    • @mateusmarques3130
      @mateusmarques3130 Před 4 lety +30

      Hahaha great explaination

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 Před 4 lety +272

      You don't ask someone why they love to rip off doll heads and talk to them. That just don't make sense

    • @Itsezyyyy__
      @Itsezyyyy__ Před 4 lety +41

      Nah it’s probably best a normal person doesn’t know what goes inside a psycho’s mind or what lead them to their obsession in the first place😅

    • @Itsezyyyy__
      @Itsezyyyy__ Před 4 lety +71

      The question is why the fuck does she rips heads off of Repunzel dolls when she’s obsessed? 👀

  • @PassionIsDead13
    @PassionIsDead13 Před 4 lety +580

    “She just sprays febreeze around aimlessly and calls it a day.”
    Attacked.

    • @superspiderrlsh1659
      @superspiderrlsh1659 Před 4 lety +7

      I wonder if the girl is here?

    • @graceful1537
      @graceful1537 Před 3 lety +4

      Its Febreze but ok

    • @raygin6581
      @raygin6581 Před 3 lety +2

      Isnt that normal lol, i clean the litter box several times a day but not immediatly after my cat poops, expecially not when i have a guest

    • @colby1398
      @colby1398 Před 2 lety +3

      ... you should probably clean the litter box...

    • @lokifrostpaw2976
      @lokifrostpaw2976 Před měsícem

      ...especially when a guest is coming...

  • @lmn222002
    @lmn222002 Před 5 lety +3873

    Soooooo....you didn't get any dessert??

    • @deven5296
      @deven5296 Před 5 lety +9

      Jaxon Neiman true dat

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch Před 5 lety +58

      @Ralf Thomas Whoo boy. A threesome with a Disney character? Worth it, despite the second chick might be a little crazy.
      Oh...are we talking about actual dessert? .... Never mind.
      But seriously though. When she asked him if he wanted to come home for dessert am I the only one who though she was offering him to come home and have sex?

    • @ichmageisify
      @ichmageisify Před 5 lety +26

      @@Greendalewitch Same. As far as I know, "dessert" means sex in any dating situation.

    • @nikkiblack6546
      @nikkiblack6546 Před 5 lety +1

      😕😕😑😑😑😕😈😳😗😗😎😷

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch Před 5 lety +15

      @@ichmageisify So did Alex miss out of a crazy, steamy sex or dodge a possible death by murder and decapitation where his head is put on the shelf?

  • @edgarlarios4718
    @edgarlarios4718 Před 5 lety +6348

    This guy is a great storyteller. I was 100% invested. I actually felt pretty sick when he described the Rapunzel heads. Don't know why. I really got creeped out.

    • @liplogs
      @liplogs Před 5 lety +19

      there were 665 likes to your comment so i added one so it would be 666.
      illuminati confirmed

    • @Lisa-co9ng
      @Lisa-co9ng Před 5 lety +49

      LoL two words . Rapunzel heads.... That's pretty much the international sign of creepy...

    • @g.safitrimuchitawati5177
      @g.safitrimuchitawati5177 Před 5 lety +16

      Gosh, if I'm kinda trapped with such person, James-Bond-ing my way out sounds like the loveliest idea

    • @MashZ
      @MashZ Před 4 lety +2

      @Анна Нифёдова maybe because in america it works??

    • @Moonstar79
      @Moonstar79 Před 4 lety +1

      Welp now he does Netflix

  • @SlavaZone
    @SlavaZone Před 4 lety +1652

    Ok, I was about to say, "Suuure, MEN are allowed to have FIVE MILLION pieces of memorabilia for their favorite sports team, and THAT'S seen as normal, BUT the moment A GIRL has the same fan enthusiasm- " aaaaand then she had the heads separated. And I couldn't defend her any more. O____o

    • @Edriely
      @Edriely Před 4 lety +127

      Ya can't defend crazy, and doll heads in a shelf? That's next level crazy. Yessiree, time to nope on outta there.

    • @JoRgEChavez-to2xd
      @JoRgEChavez-to2xd Před 4 lety +31

      Males feel love and admiration and females feel infatuation and obsession. That's the difference.

    • @Bakuru
      @Bakuru Před 4 lety +76

      I was BARELY able to tolerate it until he said she was TALKING to the heads 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mono8476
      @mono8476 Před 4 lety +113

      @@JoRgEChavez-to2xd excuseee me 😂

    • @JoRgEChavez-to2xd
      @JoRgEChavez-to2xd Před 4 lety +3

      @@mono8476 What for? I'm not in your way. Or did you not comprehend my statement?

  • @samanthaallen1087
    @samanthaallen1087 Před 4 lety +70

    This is still one of my favorite videos from Alex Meyers, but I can’t get over how great his animation has improved in 2 years

    • @robertawalsh2995
      @robertawalsh2995 Před 11 měsíci

      Stick with it because his animation gets even better.

  • @Salemwantstocry
    @Salemwantstocry Před 5 lety +2827

    “Young and full of dreams”
    “Don’t touch me”
    Me

  • @devrenee7223
    @devrenee7223 Před 4 lety +2487

    "I didn't want to do that... I wanted to go home" is the story of my life 😂😂

    • @JSainte17
      @JSainte17 Před 3 lety +12

      Me, with literally everything in my life. It doesn't matter who's thing it is. Even if I love you... I don't want to do it, and I just want to go home.

    • @pasta3376
      @pasta3376 Před 3 lety

      Bruh only 1 comment and 1.6 k likes 😂

    • @helenyeager9768
      @helenyeager9768 Před 3 lety

      Totally unrelated but you look really pretty

  • @secondtononepaf
    @secondtononepaf Před 4 lety +171

    *What if that girl watches this video and realizes its about her*

  • @Leegheid
    @Leegheid Před 4 lety +303

    3:07 it’s insane how many times I’ve replayed this part, comedy gold right there 😂👌🏼

    • @_lovue
      @_lovue Před 4 lety +1

      Sameeeeeeeee

    • @kelsey5440
      @kelsey5440 Před 4 lety +10

      Him: ppffttthaaaapwooooop

    • @LEEYAHP
      @LEEYAHP Před 3 lety +2

      woooo00OOP

    • @lisab.04
      @lisab.04 Před 2 lety

      True I just lost it at pinocchio lol

  • @Zayyy707
    @Zayyy707 Před 4 lety +2127

    I died when the cat said we all float down here

  • @Firnila
    @Firnila Před 6 lety +1525

    "We all float down here". THAT moment.

  • @chriswatson2825
    @chriswatson2825 Před 4 lety +179

    "Meet people at your local library" yeah look at YOU.

    • @Itsezyyyy__
      @Itsezyyyy__ Před 4 lety +4

      Chris Watson exactly lmaooo you can still meet psychos in real life, it doesn’t matter if you use dating apps or not. I met my soulmate on tinder and I’m perfectly happy. We’ve been together about a year now so I guess it works for some people. People who’ve had bad experiences w/ dating apps will tell you to not use them but bold, daring people like me who give it a second chance because I’ll never know what happens in life downloads it on impulse and gets lucky lol

  • @blisszagar1640
    @blisszagar1640 Před 4 lety +110

    Tinder isn't for everyone. I met my current boyfriend at goodwill where I used to work. So there's that.

  • @SamuelKelemenC
    @SamuelKelemenC Před 5 lety +507

    This is a 9/8 video.

  • @k4ruchi
    @k4ruchi Před 6 lety +2415

    "Go out and meet people literally anywhere!"
    "I want to stay at home 9/8 times!"
    See a problem here?

    • @VitReemize
      @VitReemize Před 6 lety +60

      Karuchi I think he meant that he feels more comfortable at home when it comes to chilling, not that he doesn't like to go out. 🤔

    • @CodeBroRob
      @CodeBroRob Před 6 lety +14

      agreed he kinda fucked up there XD

    • @fiofoop4906
      @fiofoop4906 Před 6 lety +7

      it is obviously on purpose here xD

    • @Jase_LV
      @Jase_LV Před 6 lety +27

      @Robin_earth2
      It was an obvious joke that he want to really stay home rather than be somewhere else. The joke flew over your head.

    • @ibrahimmartinez7291
      @ibrahimmartinez7291 Před 6 lety +29

      Also, why is it better to meet strangers on places rather than the internet? They're still strangers...

  • @square_kirby7852
    @square_kirby7852 Před 4 lety +28

    "We all float down here." I have no idea how but i started crying over how funny it was. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SheliakDragon
    @SheliakDragon Před 4 lety +182

    When the moral of the story is "Don't use dating apps" and you are literally married to a guy you met on Tinder. Awwwwkwaaaaard....

    • @fannyyyyyyyy
      @fannyyyyyyyy Před 3 lety +13

      Aww, tell me your story

    • @juliaflores9071
      @juliaflores9071 Před 3 lety +26

      i mean tinder don't work like that for most but if it worked for u then it must've just been meant to be!!

    • @bhuvaneshwarij1326
      @bhuvaneshwarij1326 Před 3 lety +7

      I know a few who met on tinder and got married 😌✌if it s meant to be, it s meant to be

    • @sarahtuttle6429
      @sarahtuttle6429 Před 3 lety +7

      Dating for almost 6 years and just bought a house with a Tinder guy. I also have a cousin who married a guy from Tinder. It's not all horror stories lol, though I have a few for sure.

  • @sandrak7365
    @sandrak7365 Před 5 lety +343

    You walked in on a My Strange Addiction episode

    • @X606
      @X606 Před 5 lety +11

      Or maybe her strange addiction is inviting people she doesn't know to her home, then having some weird shit there just to see how they react

    • @kayleejanae2416
      @kayleejanae2416 Před 5 lety +2

      No, Billie, I haven't done that dance since my wife died
      There's a whole crowd of people out there who need to learn how to do the Scarn
      Don't ask questions you don't wanna know
      Learned my lesson way too long ago
      To be talking to you, belladonna
      Shoulda taken a break, not an oxford comma
      Take what I want when I wanna
      And I want ya
      Bad, bad news
      One of us is gonna lose
      I'm the powder, you're the fuse
      Just add some friction
      You are my strange addiction
      You are my strange addiction
      My doctors can't explain
      My symptoms or my pain
      But you are my strange addiction
      I'm really, really sorry
      I think I was just relieved to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back
      Yeah, Michael, that movie is amazing
      It's like, one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life
      Deadly fever, please don't ever break
      Be my reliever 'cause I don't self medicate
      And it burns like a gin and I like it
      Put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it
      Hurts, but I know how to hide it, kinda like it
      Bad, bad news
      One of us is gonna lose
      I'm the powder, you're the fuse
      Just add some friction
      You are my strange addiction
      You are my strange addiction
      My doctors can't explain
      My symptoms or my pain
      But you are my strange addiction
      Bite my glass, set myself on fire
      Can't you tell I'm crass?
      Can't you tell I'm wired?
      Tell me "Nothing lasts"
      Like I don't know
      You could kiss my as-king about my motto
      You should enter it in festivals
      Or carnivals
      Thoughts?
      Pretty good reaction
      Pretty cool, right?
      You are my strange addiction
      You are my strange addiction
      My doctors can't explain
      My symptoms or my pain
      But you are my strange addiction
      Did you like it? Did you like that?
      Um, which part?

  • @josemlantigua
    @josemlantigua Před 5 lety +2951

    there must be a video called: "i trolled my tinder date with rapunzel crazy stuff"

  • @sephirothswh0re598
    @sephirothswh0re598 Před 4 lety +133

    “Abort Mission”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Před 4 lety +39

    "What's the worst that could happen?"
    NEVER. YOU NEVER ASK THAT!!

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 Před 3 lety +1

      Alex's mind: worse that could happen is that she ends up preganant
      Me a few minutes later: it ended much worse

  • @aa.b595
    @aa.b595 Před 6 lety +749

    "Who would do such a thing, just lie on the internet for attention"
    -points at Jake Paul
    Hahahahaha 😂

  • @sidlomboy9210
    @sidlomboy9210 Před 5 lety +3593

    I bet her cats name is pascal..... 😅 Just kidding. But seriously we need to save the cat🐈

  • @sirenarositas7553
    @sirenarositas7553 Před 4 lety +38

    IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH im literally sitting by myself on campus "studying" for finals and this shit has me dyingggg

  • @smiff9577
    @smiff9577 Před 2 lety +21

    I met my fiancé on tinder! I’ve actually had more odd experiences dating coworkers or friends of friends.
    Big tip to all you newcomers out there. Don’t assume you know coworkers at the level you do. One takes you home and you get a whole new experience and sometimes… mostly always weird.

    • @danielciocilteu3545
      @danielciocilteu3545 Před 7 měsíci

      Yeah, dating colleagues is always ALWAYS a bad idea. Even if they are somewhat normal and their apartment doesn't look like 5 Nights At Freddie's if it doesn't work out you still have to see them and be polite to them for months, maybe years. NOT a good situation in any way especially if you know how weird they are and how thick their social mask they put on at work is...
      With online dating apps or sites its always a gamble, you might get a nice match or a horrible twisted match, but at least you dont have to ever see them again if its the latter... :)

  • @samhenniker2897
    @samhenniker2897 Před 5 lety +1026

    if you meet someone on tinder and meet up with them dont go straight away to there house ... YOU KNOW !!!!!!

    • @ForeverFashionGirl21
      @ForeverFashionGirl21 Před 5 lety +59

      yeah I can't believe he did that...

    • @fazeliliana9750
      @fazeliliana9750 Před 5 lety +6

      Mrs. Felix?? From school?

    • @laurs5551
      @laurs5551 Před 4 lety +23

      Lol crazy thing is though if he didn’t she might have been able to act normal away from her dolls then they would of been closer and he would of went back there and never left

    • @lostinwonder1333
      @lostinwonder1333 Před 4 lety +10

      Lmao... I did that... so stupid 😂 thankfully he wasn't a murderer and cooked for me 🤷‍♀️

    • @splooshkaboom4210
      @splooshkaboom4210 Před 4 lety +2

      @@lostinwonder1333 right after he plowed you I bet 😜

  • @colbymillican9532
    @colbymillican9532 Před 6 lety +2665

    "I do photoshop"
    "you don't say??!"
    I'm D E A D 😂😂😂 first video I've seen and subbing bc this is hilarious

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 Před rokem +10

    Moral of the story: don't lie (if you don't like someone, don't give false hopes even if you want to be nice) and don't go to strangers place.

  • @kevinsantos8439
    @kevinsantos8439 Před 4 lety +17

    6:38 with the cat, literally had me crying

  • @celefrioni6448
    @celefrioni6448 Před 5 lety +2263

    DUUDDEEE! I'm so sorry for your experience, but for real I couldn't stop laughing about it. Everyone who used Tinder have lived some kind of situation like yours (I had). You make my day.

    • @Ryutsukiffe
      @Ryutsukiffe Před 5 lety +114

      You can't say "I had" without sharing your experience.
      WE NEED TO KNOW.

    • @Ryutsukiffe
      @Ryutsukiffe Před 5 lety +11

      @Анна Нифёдова Not only the Americans, it's a worldwide app :p
      In America, they use Okcupid more than Tinder btw

    • @Ryutsukiffe
      @Ryutsukiffe Před 5 lety +7

      @Анна Нифёдова Oh, well.. I don't know for British people but I can say that, in France, Tinder is a popular app ^^

    • @anthonyward2433
      @anthonyward2433 Před 5 lety +17

      cant have crazy stories when ya get no matches

    • @colder8741
      @colder8741 Před 5 lety +21

      My first Tinder girl sent a Uber to pick me up from my house at 2AM. I snuck out & from there I made out with her in her dorm until my dad picked me up at 9am. He asked me how I ended up in Nova. I told him I took a 2 hour walk to freshen my head lmao.

  • @robbiegarza8029
    @robbiegarza8029 Před 6 lety +1353

    The McDonalds thing was the best analogy I've heard!

    • @themagiccaster3455
      @themagiccaster3455 Před 6 lety +29

      Yeah, I started laughing when he said "It's like McDonalds...". I already knew where he was going with it before he explained.

    • @ketarita1911
      @ketarita1911 Před 6 lety +4

      I agree

    • @jb175
      @jb175 Před 6 lety +10

      It was the most fitting thing ever said about anything ever lol

  • @1biutza
    @1biutza Před 4 lety +15

    "we all float down here" I died🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swayvizzy
    @swayvizzy Před 4 lety +28

    "Who would do such a thing"
    LOGAN PAUL pops up...
    Me: 👀

  • @seasong7655
    @seasong7655 Před 6 lety +10475

    *SPOILER* Never show your puppet head collection on the first date

  • @kyatzz
    @kyatzz Před 6 lety +344

    Moral of the story, don't ever feel forced to go home with someone if you're not attracted/put off by them.

    • @shiftt.
      @shiftt. Před 6 lety +21

      Patrick But what if they have Candies? O.O

    • @omaimaf9963
      @omaimaf9963 Před 6 lety +37

      @@shiftt. always go with people who offer you candy. Always.

    • @Mofasho
      @Mofasho Před 6 lety +4

      Patrick Wise words!! Especially coming from a guy, very unexpected LOL A surprise, but a pleasant one

  • @MintSodaPop
    @MintSodaPop Před 4 lety +41

    "Just hang out and meet new people at your local library"
    Joe from the series "You": Yes, good idea

  • @jacquelinecruz1126
    @jacquelinecruz1126 Před 4 lety +46

    This reminds me of that iCarly episode where her boyfriend collected P-Wee-Babies🤭

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale Před 5 lety +675

    Before the video: "What's a tinder? Is it something you set on fire?"
    After the video: "Ah. Yes. It is something you set on fire."

  • @salmakhan9209
    @salmakhan9209 Před 5 lety +501

    His voice is so satisfying fam u need a podcast where u just talk

  • @majahaha9760
    @majahaha9760 Před 4 lety +23

    Alex: But im a nice guy so i said yes.
    3 mins later:
    *Alex running out of her house through window*

  • @RedRoseSeptember22
    @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +18

    You found a real special one there Alex lol...I'm beyond creeped out by this story lol.

  • @imperiallarch7610
    @imperiallarch7610 Před 6 lety +13196

    This is honestly about the level of weirdness of people I actually hang out with.

    • @leom9672
      @leom9672 Před 6 lety +388

      Imperial Larch leave before they chop your head off and put it on the top shelf of their storage room

    • @alvarostockle
      @alvarostockle Před 6 lety +137

      Looks like my type of person

    • @jameswhite6056
      @jameswhite6056 Před 6 lety +42

      Imperial Larch theyre supposed to fuck i thought. I dont want to date a girl. Its supposed to be a fuck buddy website. The hell is this guy talking about?

    • @kamencic
      @kamencic Před 6 lety +105

      Yeah, but this was the first date, remember? She probably wanted to hide some wierdness for later :D

    • @nuclearcoil
      @nuclearcoil Před 6 lety +6

      Do they use Tinder?

  • @aguasanta
    @aguasanta Před 6 lety +308

    The heads in her storage room represented her previous dates

  • @charlenestrauss3539
    @charlenestrauss3539 Před 4 lety +7

    We all float down here - I DIED!! Actually this whole video! 🤣🤣

  • @mihajloorevic2221
    @mihajloorevic2221 Před 4 lety +13

    "We all float down here." hahahahahha xD xD

  • @elisa9041
    @elisa9041 Před 5 lety +698

    „just hang out and meet new people at your local library“
    *watches you on netflix*
    ummm i think imma stay single

    • @presidentmcawesomeville
      @presidentmcawesomeville Před 4 lety +2

      hahahah good point!

    • @billybobbobson3797
      @billybobbobson3797 Před 4 lety +2

      Hes on netflix?

    • @_lovue
      @_lovue Před 4 lety +1

      Billy Bob Bobson No, I think they meant to say, that they watch You as in the show or movie (sorry I don’t know if it’s a series or movie)

    • @Vhlathanosh
      @Vhlathanosh Před 4 lety

      @@_lovue it's a TV series

    • @130alt
      @130alt Před 4 lety

      @@Vhlathanosh What is it about? I don't have netflix, so I can't check it out.

  • @stardust6066
    @stardust6066 Před 6 lety +1826

    That's terrifying, man. Should've said you were allergic to cats...

    • @peachygrace9871
      @peachygrace9871 Před 6 lety +25

      StarDust that’s what I thought lmao

    • @goncalomoura7628
      @goncalomoura7628 Před 6 lety +21

      i wouldn't even look to who she was talking to i would immediately run!

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday Před 6 lety +7

      Just fucking book it out.

    • @superchuck3259
      @superchuck3259 Před 6 lety +2

      I really hate Febreeze. It cleans the air my ass!

    • @D.M.S.
      @D.M.S. Před 6 lety +1

      StarDust exactly!

  • @MissJJoan
    @MissJJoan Před 2 lety +15

    Still better than the shady online date I went on. The guy had a friggin’ carpenter knife in his front pocket. It was black, same color as his shirt, I didn’t even see it. This random girl got into a conversation with us at the pier we were walking on and she kind of just straight up asked him what he was doing with a knife in his pocket? He said it was work-related but yeah. Hella sketch. Thank god she pointed that out to me. Definitely didn’t let him walk me to my car after that! That girl, whoever she was, probably saved my life.

  • @akufromthefuturejmm6237
    @akufromthefuturejmm6237 Před 2 lety +13

    Imagine this story, but she follows you 30 miles home, and beats you there without having been there before.
    That happened to me.

  • @TuAmigoElMorrocoy
    @TuAmigoElMorrocoy Před 6 lety +347

    Bro, never go to the house of someone you just met online.
    You might wake up on an ice bathtub, with a note that says "when you wake up, call a doctor, you're missing a kidney"

    • @maximgusev5294
      @maximgusev5294 Před 6 lety +23

      TuAmigoElMorrocoy Buddy wanna tell your story?

    • @rileym97
      @rileym97 Před 6 lety +1

      Charlie the Unicorn

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 Před 6 lety

      TuAmigoElMorrocoy i swear you just took that out of a creepypasta video. Heard that somewhere

    • @Firewalkerbg
      @Firewalkerbg Před 6 lety +2

      What amateur doesn't take both kidneys and leave the dude for dead?

    • @MakeYouFeelBetterNow
      @MakeYouFeelBetterNow Před 5 lety

      Oh wow, that's an old urban legend.

  • @Sx--F
    @Sx--F Před 5 lety +1511

    i mean......i love tangled
    _but like_

  • @erinreviews5444
    @erinreviews5444 Před 4 lety +16

    I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE WAS SAYING TO THE DOLLS.

  • @horror_enthusiasts
    @horror_enthusiasts Před 2 lety +9

    I am grateful to hear such an experience. Never gonna use a dating app even if I start dating.

  • @JoanfuckingJett
    @JoanfuckingJett Před 6 lety +2180

    She was preparing her satanic ritual of sacrificing you to the Disney Gods in hopes that Tangled would get a sequel coughortvshowcoughh

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 Před 6 lety +46

      I'm Not Kira Well it seems she succeeded. Just not with this guy.

    • @JDClair
      @JDClair Před 6 lety +51

      That's a cause I'd gladly get behind. Tangled was much better than Frozen and deserves more love.

    • @sint0xicateme
      @sint0xicateme Před 6 lety +10

      J.D. Clair exactly. My immediate thought was, "worth it".

    • @richanddarksbane1439
      @richanddarksbane1439 Před 6 lety +2

      I'm Not Kira "I'm *Not* Kira"

    • @erynnegriffin5219
      @erynnegriffin5219 Před 6 lety +2

      there's already a tv show for tangled, actually

  • @UniTea__
    @UniTea__ Před 6 lety +1957

    You do not. Under any circumstance. Go to their place on the first date, unless you are trained in martial arts.

    • @MadPuppy92
      @MadPuppy92 Před 6 lety +195

      Haha, no but seriously not even if you are trained in martial arts.

    • @immikeurnot
      @immikeurnot Před 6 lety +175

      It's Tinder. It's not a dating app, it's a hookup app. You're supposed to go to their place on first meet.

    • @samhouston1288
      @samhouston1288 Před 6 lety +113

      ^ He's right you know. Extreme caution should still be exercised though.

    • @PaulRedeemed
      @PaulRedeemed Před 6 lety +24

      Dunno, I've done this when the general idea was that the "right" kind of freaky was about to ensue.
      Unless I see red flags. Even then I do shoot my bro the address and information of the "who" I was seeing without giving out too much just in case they dredge my body up somewhere 100 miles away the people will be caught.

    • @EvelynDayless
      @EvelynDayless Před 6 lety +51

      What if you're into being drugged, tied up, beaten, and eventually murdered? Don't kink shame.

  • @ashaale3605
    @ashaale3605 Před 4 lety +16

    "we all float down here"=)))) awesome :D

  • @ariellelyons
    @ariellelyons Před 4 lety +15

    Nobody:
    Alex: pro tip, kids

  • @LailaNight97
    @LailaNight97 Před 6 lety +661

    “And looked at me like *we all float down here* ..” hahahhahahaha I’m dead

  • @NJay110
    @NJay110 Před 6 lety +1622

    Should have grabbed that poor cat.

    • @uvuvweweweonyetenyevweugwe9441
      @uvuvweweweonyetenyevweugwe9441 Před 6 lety +62

      Shrek Awarness he's seen some things.....

    • @kianaalexis5004
      @kianaalexis5004 Před 6 lety +55

      Right? I was thinking the same, who doesn’t clean their cats litter box?! My cat is so spoiled, her litter is specialty litter ($50 a bag), she has a special self-cleaning litter box ($200) she also has filters on said litter box, also her food is $60 for a tiny bag, PLUS I have a dog, who’s just as spoiled if not more. No wonder why I’m broke as fuck...... I spend everything on my animals, I buy dumb toys for them instead of buying food for me😂 poor cat, imagine having to go to the bathroom while the entire floor and toilet is covered in shit, I feel so bad for that poor kitty, it rubbed on him saying “HELP ME, get me away from this weird human and all her doll heads”

    • @kianaalexis5004
      @kianaalexis5004 Před 6 lety +7

      S T Ξ Λ L T H Actually she gets the best food money can buy. It’s just a joke, I love my cat with all my heart, she’s just picky. Shut up my cat isn’t a poor cat, she gets everything she wants AND THEN SOME. I give her my world, I care more about her and my dog than my own health, I haven’t slept or eaten in two days because my dog has been sick (and yes I’ve taken her to the vet twice). I’ve spent $60 on a bag of diet food for her (which the vet said most cats LOVE) and she hated it and refused to eat so I had to go get another bag of food for her which she now loves thats even more expensive, she would rather eat human food though, which of course I won’t let her. She also gets good treats, as cheap treats can have bad dyes and chemicals in them, I get her expensive, natural handmade treats that smell like crap but she loves them and their good for her. Don’t say my cat is poor because I look after her better than most people treat their children, I give my LIFE for these animals, I make myself miserable, sick and hungry for them, because without them I wouldn’t even be alive. Don’t be an ass when you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about, thanks.

    • @legendmaple3665
      @legendmaple3665 Před 6 lety +6

      You're effort and commitment is truly commendable .

    • @painintoe3946
      @painintoe3946 Před 6 lety

      *Doing the x pose from ..you know :P* Apandah forever

  • @aly.sadventures
    @aly.sadventures Před 3 lety +8

    When we got to the decapitated heads I was losing it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anonym3057
    @anonym3057 Před rokem +5

    I thought my Tinder experiences were bad but THIS.... it's a masterpiece

  • @Ferraday
    @Ferraday Před 6 lety +334

    I legit thought there was gonna be a guy tied up in the storage room

    • @johnhooyer3101
      @johnhooyer3101 Před 6 lety +4

      I actually find this one a bit creepier.

    • @johnlaurens9815
      @johnlaurens9815 Před 6 lety +1

      I thought that there was gonna be some kinky sexy sh!t.

    • @lararadovic957
      @lararadovic957 Před 6 lety

      I thought there was going to be some straight up 50 shades of gray shit

    • @tomstoughton
      @tomstoughton Před 6 lety

      i expected a bunch of used kitty litter.

    • @Giliver
      @Giliver Před 6 lety

      Illuminarty Confirmed Δ I would find that significantly less crazy.
      Talking to fill he's.... nope nope nope!

  • @rebecca3647
    @rebecca3647 Před 5 lety +562

    "If you ask me what I want to do, the answer is 'I'd like to stay home, please' like... 9 out of... 8 times."
    ...
    ...
    ...
    *_SAME_*

  • @hii_im_trash7315
    @hii_im_trash7315 Před 3 lety +11

    i love when he says " *somewhere brightly lit , public , more than ONE exit* "😂😂😂fantastic sense of humour!!👍

  • @eceozuduru5148
    @eceozuduru5148 Před 2 lety +2

    When this guy says “oh boy” you know you’re in for a big time 😂

  • @laurenaskins6126
    @laurenaskins6126 Před 6 lety +4186

    The hilarious animation makes everything you say a hundred times funnier 😂😂😂

  • @ChesterRico
    @ChesterRico Před 5 lety +2818

    Confirmed, Tinder is full of weirdos. Now, who wants to come to my place for dessert?

    • @liam03alex07
      @liam03alex07 Před 5 lety +35

      Me

    • @xatte9038
      @xatte9038 Před 5 lety +21

      Chester Rico i mean there still lots of normal people who are just looking for date🤔

    • @fkgjgjfifjfjfj
      @fkgjgjfifjfjfj Před 5 lety +8

      me and mrjere will :3 can we use your bedroom

    • @Lucira
      @Lucira Před 5 lety +1

      Sure

    • @garfinator1
      @garfinator1 Před 5 lety +6

      Sure as long as there's no butterscotch ^-^

  • @virtualmorgue
    @virtualmorgue Před 3 lety +4

    “Or literally anywhere else”
    Me, on my way to Hooter’s: *h u h*

  • @legallyrude8247
    @legallyrude8247 Před 4 lety +6

    I died when he said the cat said
    We all float down here 😂😂

  • @dasilove1397
    @dasilove1397 Před 4 lety +372

    *@**6:35** "We all float down here"*
    *LMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FKN LOST IT AT THAT PART LOLOLOL XDDDDDDDDD*

  • @thatoneguy5918
    @thatoneguy5918 Před 6 lety +1907

    Ok this is serious
    Did you get the dessert

  • @Manu-io7ji
    @Manu-io7ji Před rokem +2

    My jaw was wide open throughout the second half of your story!! You are wayyyy to kind to mention such creepy person in a nice way hahaha

  • @HaileyDelaine
    @HaileyDelaine Před 2 lety +1

    Alex is my spirit animal like as my brain is making commentary alex says what I’m thinking. His bit about staying home, he gets me.

  • @Atwasoa
    @Atwasoa Před 5 lety +1111

    No one stole your kidney.
    7/10 from me
    for a tinder date.

    • @johnnyphelps6689
      @johnnyphelps6689 Před 5 lety +3

      lmao

    • @user-nl5qv9fc9e
      @user-nl5qv9fc9e Před 5 lety +4

      @Paula Bernasor haha “Joke”🤣👌🏾

    • @famchize6194
      @famchize6194 Před 5 lety +1

      My girlfriend meet someone stranger, she lie to me.she says she know the guy for a long time. We when in hes house. The most dangerous one. We ride with him, going to dining restaurants..out of the blue, he mentions what blood type are we. I was like shock. I just keep smiling. I told him, I really never thought of that. I'll ask my doctor. Trust me, I never sleep. I stayed awake. all night. Even their your bestfriend, or know them for a long time. I'm sorry, Don't. You will put your life to risk.

    • @kmw4040
      @kmw4040 Před 5 lety +4

      No one wants your kidneys.
      Your liver however....

    • @aquid3622
      @aquid3622 Před 5 lety +2

      Atwasoa yeah, i miss my left kidney 😢

  • @fireflyzen
    @fireflyzen Před 5 lety +427

    Here's some advice:
    *NEVER GO ON TINDER*
    *STAY SINGLE*

    • @fireflyzen
      @fireflyzen Před 5 lety +18

      @estavior ostiposus get a dog they'll love you for life and will actually be committed

    • @cherrycherrycherrybon-bon2294
      @cherrycherrycherrybon-bon2294 Před 5 lety +2

      YoB, Our dog is just like,
      “MEH! Give me food. Ew! No!”

    • @cherrycherrycherrybon-bon2294
      @cherrycherrycherrybon-bon2294 Před 5 lety +1

      Get a polish chicken.
      Loyalist Of breeds, mine loved me as much as I loved her.
      Welp, now I feel like slowly stretching the pain from that weasel who killed her. 😡 ‘Kay, with foxes and owls,wolves, animals like that, I’ll be more SAD than angry, they need to eat!
      Don’t complain as you shove steak in your own mouth. (I don’t blame you if you do, I LOVE STEAK!) But weasels, THEY JUST KILL THEM AND LEAVE THEM TO ROT.

    • @andrehts11
      @andrehts11 Před 5 lety

      What? U can use Tinder and be single as well. Just get all them asses and be single

    • @fireblade295
      @fireblade295 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, that single part is tough. I want a submissive girl.

  • @heyitssam7377
    @heyitssam7377 Před 4 lety +19

    Alex: Who would lie on the internet? That’s so stupid...
    Alex 2 seconds later: show a picture of Jake Paul

  • @Ruturaj240
    @Ruturaj240 Před 4 lety

    Your videos are amazing my man. I just found your channel and have been on a binge of all the videos. The animation is absolutely amazing!

  • @charsfm5203
    @charsfm5203 Před 6 lety +345

    jeez I hope I don't get tangled up in a situation like this

    • @charsfm5203
      @charsfm5203 Před 6 lety +4

      I don't get it

    • @geeky3164
      @geeky3164 Před 6 lety +1

      Aha

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 Před 6 lety +1

      Peanut Butter, where's your profile from?

    • @charsfm5203
      @charsfm5203 Před 6 lety +1

      what? my profile pic is from mobile suit gundam-san if that's what you're asking

    • @ilose7834
      @ilose7834 Před 6 lety +3

      get out

  • @fatmagizemakkus2606
    @fatmagizemakkus2606 Před 4 lety +608

    I watched the non-amination version of this story on your channel and you do look like Flynn from Tangled. So maybe that‘s why she wanted to meet up with you 😂😂😂

    • @docsnake
      @docsnake Před 4 lety +40

      He does!

    • @aditisalwe7456
      @aditisalwe7456 Před 4 lety +14

      Omgg he actually does akshdhdjajsgfjsjajdhdhjs

    • @ella915
      @ella915 Před 2 lety +3

      Now I gotta watch that vid

  • @sarahlopes2500
    @sarahlopes2500 Před 4 lety +2

    I've never laughed that much in my entire life. This is way your best video, please, do more like these.

  • @Mariam-ok6ns
    @Mariam-ok6ns Před 2 lety +1

    Worth watching!
    Cool storytelling & animations! :) Thank you. Please post more like this. :)

  • @Themcess
    @Themcess Před 5 lety +475

    How to get a tinder date:
    1. Take pictures upside down
    2. Let cute or cool girls or boys look at your picture
    3. Let them turn their phone around and swipe left....
    4. Enjoy your date

  • @mzamnesia7190
    @mzamnesia7190 Před 6 lety +587

    Me and my bf never would have met without tinder. We're both shut ins, and both too shy to approach someone at a bar or a park. We each thought "Oh out of my league" 😂 so, tinder is a hit or miss. I'm grateful for it. We've been together a year now and he's the nicest guy I've ever been with

    • @marienakamoto1712
      @marienakamoto1712 Před 6 lety +38

      D M The same happened to me and my boyfriend lol
      Good luck for you guys!!!♡♡

    • @143ily4eva
      @143ily4eva Před 6 lety +34

      D M omg literally the exact same thing happened to me and my bf. We’ve been together for almost two years now. Crazy thing was, I was going to school in the same plaza where he worked and we never met until tinder. Lol definitely hit or miss but I’m glad I got tinder

    • @Rooftopdreams
      @Rooftopdreams Před 6 lety +12

      I met my bf on tinder as well! We have been tgt for over 2 years now!

    • @blacknoir1716
      @blacknoir1716 Před 6 lety +78

      All these comments sponsored by tinder lol

    • @Rooftopdreams
      @Rooftopdreams Před 6 lety +19

      Haha nahh, its true. I did meet a lot of assholes and fuckboys on tinder before I met my bf though!

  • @ikechukwusenpai3113
    @ikechukwusenpai3113 Před 4 lety +5

    The way he flashed Jake Paul 😂😂😂I lost itt...

  • @sonflowersandswords
    @sonflowersandswords Před 3 lety +3

    Honestly, a lot of cats have that “we all float down here” look. I’ve found cats have three looks - the other two looks are “I can’t be bothered with you” and “I JUST HAD COFFEE FOR THE FIRST TIME AT FREAKING 3 AM!!!!”

  • @anniesay3388
    @anniesay3388 Před 6 lety +182

    Not gonna lie I kind lost it at the Pinocchio part with the booooop! at 3:07

  • @nar9331
    @nar9331 Před 5 lety +204

    At first, I thought that in the ''storage room'' there would be all the cat's poop but I guess I was being too positive.

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat Před 5 lety

      The s m e l l that would reak oh nO

    • @sarahengel5600
      @sarahengel5600 Před 4 lety +2

      I thought it was a sex chamber like in fifty shades of grey😂😂

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 Před 4 lety

      @@sarahengel5600 It was quite clearly a sex chamber though

  • @kaushikshettigar1631
    @kaushikshettigar1631 Před 4 lety +7

    My First and Last Tinder experience: I didn't get a fucking single match

  • @chelseylin6724
    @chelseylin6724 Před 4 lety +4

    “Who would lie on the internet”
    ...Inserts photo of Jake Paul 😂😂😂😂😂