Twilight doesn't make any sense...
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I feel like there is a lot of just awkward/heavy breathing in this movie
You know the movie's like 94.3% heavy breathing, gasping and thoughtful exhaling, right? 🤣
Also the person making this video took off a lot of background sounds so you only hear them breathing to make it more akward
@@CamiKitMorales That would make SO much sense!😂
i cannot handle kristen's awkward blinking and twitching and vibrating and huffing and puffing, i don't know where she got the idea that that's what acting is
they dont have good script to talk about so they just breathing -_-
He's over 100 years old and picked up no social skills
What edward achieved in 100 years: I PlAy gOoD muSIc.
The most relatable thing about him 😂😂😂
Introvert mood
Maybe he just got like a lot of super old people and lost all filter. 😂
Omg true
Edward: "you enjoying the rain?"
Bella: *asthma attack*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
LMAO
this scene literally happened as I read this
*sigh* herself to death
Edward: Say it.
Bella: V-Vampire.
Edward: What no I'm just emo what the actual hell Bella
😅😂😅😂
Lol
This movie is a whole lot of staring, mumbling, and heavy breathing
@Paola Ramirez huh?!?! 🤣
Oh god 😅
THIS 😂
@Paola Ramirez omg yes LMAO
Well for many people starring doesn't work but for me it work 2 times but i got nothing I GOT NOTHING
bella: i know what you are...
edward: say it. out loud.
bella: PROBLEMATIC LMAO BYE
LMAOO!! Lol underrated comment
Me af
Facts
@@aisamelody LMFAO
a.w lmaooo XD
Edward: “So you enjoying the rain?”
Bella: *seizures*
🤣
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it.
Bella: ...Vampire.
Edward: *awkward laugh* wait what?
Bella: You're a vampire.
Edward: I think you're spending too much time on Wattpad, Bella.
😂😂😂 omg lol
You for got something a 2008 Hugh school friend to be exact 💯
25% staring awkwardly
25% cheesy romantic lines
50% heavy breathing
Nerdalicious I think we should change that to 50% staring.
Maybe, but this film is legit ASMR
And this is why I like the movie. Yes I’m a creep weirdo
100% weird twitching
@@roselittleaxe4652 😂😂😂😂😂
*i tried the Edward staring technique, she filed a restraining order...*
Am so done 😂😂😂😂I can't , this comment is too much for me
@@sheenagray542 same😂😂😂😂
You tried stare.
It wasn’t very effective...
Well just have to be otakus dude, I'm giving up on humanity hahahah
I read that as edward from fullmetal alchemist XD I was like: WHAT
really weird thing. the vampires in twilight are supposed to be SUPER pale, because obviously blood isn't flowing because they're dead. but somehow everyone is just as pale as the vampires. that cafeteria scene is probably the most blatant example.
i’m pretty sure it’s the filter on the videos.
That's because Stephanie Meyers, the author, is a raging Mormon weirdo who was insistent that all her characters be leeched of color. Even adding Laurent, I think that was his name, the black vampire in books 1 and 2 became a chore because she wanted all her vamps to be translucent.
Honestly I feel like sometimes dramatic action movies like that have people with pale skin. Like black widow’s death scene she looked pale before jumping.
My theory is that the reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is because there’s nothing to read. There’s a light on in the kitchen, but there ain’t nobody home.
Dayum
That makes sense, given how many red flags she blatantly missed.😂
- I like watching you sleep
- I like to call the police
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@@emily-ud2bp taehyung*
@@faithdalton5017 yes I know
ARMYYYY
IKR 😂
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: say it out loud
Bella: you’re a wizard Eddy
Jess S lmao
Cedric*
I just read that in eddy's voice from Ed Edd and Eddy for some reason.
Vlad 117
😂
You are cedric diggory
Bella’s facial expressions in this trilogy are literally so iconic
What facial expressions
expressions? pluarl? where is the second one?
@@HECKproductions LMFAOOO STOOOPPPP 😂😂😂😭😭😭
What Bella's facial expression??🤨
@@HECKproductions plural I'm only correcting you because you got me off there for a moment
It’s so weird seeing Robert Pattinson going from teenage edge lord to the goddamn Batman
He plays such a good Batman tho.
@@entersandman939 that he does
Teenage Edgelord is probably exactly what Bruce was like in his teen years, the fact that he dresses like a bat and lives in a cave should make that obvious😂
Don't forget best Hufflepuff boy.
Have you seen the movie? He basically plays Bruce Wayne like fucking Edward...
It's weird how she says he's so pale when she's way more pale then him!
Astro Wolvez nice
LMAO
Astro Wolvez IKR I mean....the pale faces 😂
Than*
I love pale skin, its so beautiful
Bella: "I know what you are..."
Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
Bella: "CEDRIC DIGGORY."
Dead 😂
Omg Yess
Rosie
😂😂😂😂
YASS POTTERHEAD SQUAD
RosieRo IKR that’s what a I thought when I was younger
"I'm the world's most dangerous predator"
-Edward Cullen
"I like watching you sleep"
-Edward Cullen
"FBI OPEN UP!!!"
Lmfao 😭
So basically he is a stalker which most certainly makes him a predator
😱
heres the thing: if you rearranged a few things and edward actually turned out to be insane, this would be a phenomenal horror movie
Yes
Turns out Robert Pattinson actually HATES himself as Edward... Yikes.
So did harry pitter
Mika Ritsu, actually Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) said in an interview that being Harry Potter was one of the best things that ever happened to him..so i don’t know what your talking about..
@@mrsquid7468 he up and left an interview once about it look it up unless it was a joke
@@mrsquid7468 ikr
Edward as Edward hated himself in the books too.
I am so uncomfortable with all the staring and heavy breathing
Even Halloween's Michael Myers would think "This is a bit much Bella."
@@Xehanort10 u right ugh.
and she almost never closes her mouth stuck in this weird expression
And open mouth
@@freya4718 yeah, I know right?
Literally the entire movie:
Edward: 👁️👄👁️
Bella: 👁️👄👁️
My god!😂😂
No one loathes this series more than the actors themselves.
I love how Anna Kendrick randomly remembered that she was on Twilight. She wasn't even on a cameo or anything, she was an important supporting character.
Especially Rob 😂😂😂
Imagine how awkward it would be if Edward actually wasn't a vampire lmao
Babygoat MSP plot twist lol
That would have been a much more interesting movie
BELLA:" I know what you are.."
EDWARD "Go ahead, say it."
BELLA "You're a vampire..."
EDWARD "What?!No, that's absurd! Vampires don't exist!
BELLA "I read about it on the internet and everything matches about you-"
EDWARD "Shake my head, people these days believing everything they see on the internet..
The movie would be about her running from her creepy stalker lol
@@tearstainsonmycheeks top ten anime plot twists
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: say it
Hagrid: *bursts in* yer a wizard Cedric
This comment is underrate and you have a great profile picture.
I'M A W H A T
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Annabeth Chase pjo fan?
The dad is my favorite character. He was the only character that was actually realistic, and acted better then most in the movie. He saw through Edward's bs, and felt bella could have gone with someone better which I totally agree with. Edward was toxic. He even was trying to get her to make new friends, and hang out with them because she was around edward constantly. She had like no social life or any other relations besides the Cullen clan, and Jacob. She couldn't completely have a normal human teenage life. At the beginning yes she did have highschool friends, but because of edward she got pulled away from them.
7:11
“I know what you are”
“Say it”
A tampon
A snowman
Wth!?💀💀💀
"I like watching you sleep."
Bruh. Is no one even slightly concerned?😂
Chanyeol ❤
Everyone but Twilight's insane fangirls who think a guy creeping on women is OK as long as the creeper's good looking.
Foreal
I never even notice xD
Actually I was concerned. I thought that was very creepy like WhatTheHeck!
Who would waste all their immortality in high school? Certainly not ME
Luna Frost hell no I wouldn’t go to fuckin school lol they don’t gotta birthday record at this point lol
I mean... they’re immortal. Time is an infinite resource so they’re not wasting it.
@@kyler.windhorst and for billionaires, money is a near infinite resources. Doesn't mean you'd spend thst money buying yourself torture devices for yourself.
It's not about wasting time, it's about doing something that can't in any way be fun for eternity. And if he did find it fun to be in high school forever, he's gotta have some serious issues...
Maybe college is worse.
Luna Frost My guess is that one of the reasons they go to school is to «fit in». In a small town like that, I guess there would be a lot of questions if they didn’t. Plus they need those school records if they go to college to take another degree in something.
In Biology we had a sub, who also happened to be the guidance counselor, and she put on twilight and had us write down all the toxic relationships in it.
We spent an entire class just roasting the absolute crap out of it😂
Sounds like fun 😁
@@LetsTalkGodPod It doesn’t. She was a last minute sub and she just didn’t know enough about biology so she improvised.
@@jinorasilliw2771 Anything to keep a job
Robert Pattinson is actually a pretty good actor. He was in a movie called The Lighthouse that was actually a documentary on what its like to live with Willem Dafoe.
The Cullen’s waste immortality... on HIGHSCHOOL?
need's a bit more blackjack and hookers
That's another thing I don't get, they complain SEVERAL times in the books about how much they hate highschool, and if they hate it that much, they can drop out and get a decent job...
It ain't that hard 😬
That's something I wondered about the vampires in Vampire diaries, as well.
Twilight explains it away by saying that it's easier for them to start as young as they could, so they can stay in one place longer. Which is why they start in high school.
That is, of course, a lazy as fuck explanation; especially when you consider that the other Cullen "children" look at least 25 and could not ever pass as teenagers.
Cant they just pretended they're young looking 24 year olds?
@@elleonagamingquest exactly the only Cullen that looked like a teen was Alice, rest looked in their mid 20s even Bella tbh looks 21-22 yrs old
Bella's dad is my favourite character in the whole series
same :>
if u like him that much he plays on zoo his name is mich on there
He is the best character.
Mythrxl Otaku hi should I watch this movie or not
Cassandra Elena yea I liked it. It’s pretty good
just want to mention, in the books edward was supposed to hate bella in the books for a long time. he was supposed to look angry when he was staring at bella in the cafe. edward said in the books that bella was like his own demon summoned from his own personal hell. all because she smelled like strawberrys😭
"All because she smelled like strawberries".
Like I understand you're trying to criticise, but why are you straight up lying? Get a life
I didn’t know Bella attended Wattpad high
Underrated
“If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and was a real guy he would probably be an axe murderer “ - Robert Pattinson.
Lol
😂😂😂🤣
I honestly feel like rob is a really good actor but his role in twilight made him too insignificant in Hollywood I wish he got better roles and honestly I would have loved to see more of him as Cedric :(
@Dusty Natalie ik I really do hope so 😩
@@aditii1698 wait for batman
Bella: “I hate everything that’s cold and wet.”
Edward: *is cold and wet*
Also Bella: *proceeds to fall in love with Edward*
He's wet?
w e t
GAURAV08 probably you never know 😂😂😂
GAURAV08 only bella would know if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He is wet for her
if there’s one thing I learned from twilight it’s that if you ever feel like someone is watching you sleep it’s probably a 108 year or stuck in a 17 year old body
what i dont understand about the movie:
1. how bella fell so deeply in love with a boy who she's known for like... one week?
2. the way bella acts. she's always huffing, and puffing, twitching awkwardly, always looks down and sighs whenever she's face to face and close with someone.
3. how bella was immune to almost every single special vampire power (like edward's mind reading or aro's mind reading by physical touch), but not alice's future telling or jasper's mood controlling, or even renesmee's memory recalling skill.
4. why james, laurent, and victoria were trying to kill bella to begin with.
5. why the filter of the entire movie, was blue.
6. why mike kept trying to shoot his shot.
7. why everyone was so obsessed with bella when she first got here.
8. why bella hesitated to marry edward, but was ready to commit suicide for him on multiple different occasions.
9. how the heck was edward able to get bella pregnant?
10. what was the point of jacob telling charlie he's a werewolf? after he exposed himself, he still didnt explain to charlie what happened to bella, making his whole reveal, as completely useless.
Okay I am answering
The movies are DISGUSTING.
1. She didn't fall in love in a week. It was 3 months. He saved her life twice at that point. So I think it's pretty natural for a 17 year old girl.
2. Very very bad acting. Book Bella didn't do any of these. She was just introverted, headstrong and clumsy. That's why she didn't like attention, like what if she falls on her face in front of everyone. She also wasn't verbose, just like her father. She could read people well. That's why her only two best friends were Angela and Jacob, who were actually kind.
3. Bella has a gift called "Mental Shield". She blocks purely mental supernatural powers. Not physical ones. Alice and Jasper have physical powers. They see and can really change things. And Renesme has just flipped both of her parents' powers.
5. Trash movie. Anyways I guess it's because the Location was Forks.
6. Mike had a crush on her.
7. In Edward's own words, it was like showing a baby a shiny new toy. Bella was pretty, too. Also, a small town school hehe
8. Bella actually wanted to avoid the obvious cringe , "Getting married at 18 right after high school!". But she loved him nonetheless.
9. Edward had sperms...I guess 😐
10. Only one rule in Vampire world: Keep your existence a SECRET. If a vampire exposed his identity to a human, both would be executed by the Volturi. Charlie was desperate to meet his daughter Bella but she wasn't being able to find a way to keep him in her life. So Jacob helped. He showed his own identity. By that, Charlie understood that there are supernatural beings in this world, too and his daughter has become one of them . Thus Both Bella and Charlie didn't have to break the vampire world rule and they could stay alive
@@lucasmiller877You wrote facts ❤
4 is bc she has the best smelling blood so u should pay attention to the movie before u complain abt it that’s what I don’t understand
1. I know she didn't fall in love with Edward in an actual week, it was just a hyperbole because she fell in love with him pretty quickly. And 3 months is still too quick to fall in love for someone and as someone who's 16, I can say that it's still ridiculous even if you're 16 or 17 years old.
3. Not a good explanation. Alice and Jasper have mental abilities too because they just need their mind in order to change people's emotions or see the future. They can stand still, not touch anything and still be able to do it. What's physical about that?
6. Yeah, obviously Mike had a crush on her but my point was why he keeps pushing it after all the hints Bella dropped about not being into him.
8. Worrying about what other normal people would think about you getting married at 18 years old is also still absurd when you were almost committed su!cide several times for someone. Like, Bella is okay with putting herself in near death positions for Edward, but people judging her for getting married at 18 is too much?
9. My question was why he was able to get her pregnant. Why would a vampire (who's essentially a walking corpse) be able to produce sperm to begin with?
@@lucasmiller877 respect except numberr nine cs if she was a vampire with no blood that means no period which means no baby
"I know what you are."
"Say it."
Whispers: "Free real estate."
"I know what you are."
"Say it."
"Tampon"
@@JuliaJassova lol!!
Omg 😂
"I know what you are."
"Say it"
In rafiki's voice "ASANTE SANA SQUASH BANANA!"
Bella: “I know what you are.”
Edward: “Say it. Out loud, say it.
Bella: “Hufflepuff.”
Edward: “........”
What the HELL is a hufflepuff
teela s, A Harry Potter house
teela s *GASP* WHAT?
It's a reference to avpm
teela s *WHAT?!?!?!*
“i’m the worlds most dangerous predator” - the 1000+ year old who loves a 17 year old
i think we know, eddy
🤣 hahahahhat that’s hilarious 🤣!
He kept initiating contact with her just to tell her to stay away from him
Kristen Stewart played Bella absolutely perfectly. She realized how dull Bella is, so she did amazing.
Chey MacNiven yup
Bella is annoyingly boring no personality
@@noeldee9236 if you read the midnight sun partial draft.... You won't say that
Hey same last name! Rasmussen club!
She looked like she was going to throw up all through the film
Imagine how awkward filming this movie was
I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME AAAAAAAH
Cringe fest. This movie is literal fantasy of any random delusional 14 yo girl.
Edit: apparently my generalisation was wrong, number of sensible teens is more than what I initially estimated. It's nice to see that.
@@FirstnameLastname-fl2kn bruh Im 13 and I'd rather die than live through this
@@fatimafarrukh1763 lmao. I see, a cultured woman.
@@FirstnameLastname-fl2kn as a 14yo gorl, I beg to differ
The funny thing about this story is that you can read the books, which give you infinitely more information, and you can still not understand the power dynamic here. Or how this is a healthy relationship that ends in them getting married?
Rob really looked at the script and said man he’s a sociopath so imma play him as one
When Edward walks in...
Everyone else: "That's Edward Cullen. Gorgeous."
Bella: "wtf are you talking about? That's Cedric Diggory."
I would like your comment but it has 69 likes
I would like your comment but it has 169 likes
Zeianaire Diamond ha lol
😂
people like "i would like your comment but it has # likes"
now I'm confused you cant like
it if it has a certain number
of likes?
"I don't like rain, i don't like any...cold, wet thing"
"i don't like sand, it's rough and coarse, and it gets everywhere"
why do shitty writers do this?
When I was 8 I wrote better
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!!!
Did she discribed him or is it just me?
Can you imagine if those two characters had dated? The horror!
Phobos Maelstrom i’m fucking crying , someone stick Anakin and Bella on a beach during autumn when it’s raining it’ll be equally hellish for them both
I started reading the series as a freshman in high school, they announced it was gonna be a movie nearly 3 years later! I had been a long time fan and loved the movies, despite how absurd they truly are😂
Bella “how did you stop that van “
Edward “ because I’m bat man.. I mean vampire yeah I’m a vampire
The moment I hear “I watch you sleep” a restraining order would be flying out of my hands like confetti
Yeppp
Put your self in her shoes imagine some creepy 200000 year old pale guy that pretends to be 17 and stalks you and also tells you he wants to kill you and drink your blood and can read minds like who wouldn’t get pregnant With his child
@@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 Definitely me
Rosemary Valenzuela
Actually, he's around 100 years old. Give or take a decade or so.
*You get a restraining order, you get more restraining orders, EDWARD GETS RESTRAINING ORDERS!!!*
You know why Edward can't read Bella's mind....
Because it's empty
Paarth M oooOoOooOoO000ooOooOoOOo I was a twilight fan when I was 11 btw
Paarth M OOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOO
Lmaoooo
Lmao
random question....
why Bella got mad at imprinting thing?
My mom read the Twilight novels (though I don't know if she watched the movies). She said that she prefers Jacob over Edward in terms of appearance. I'm inclined to agree with her.
Edward: this is who i really am
TURNS INTO TWILIGHT SPARKLES
*Twilight editors when debating how to tint the screen:* I'm blue ba da dee
Im blue da da dee da da da dee da da doo
LOL
And everyone is so incredibly white
haha now THATS funny
It's not even blue it's like this incredibly gag inducing turquoise I'd see in my fever dreams after spending 3 weeks in the sewer
117 year old vampire can’t come up with a single good lie for how he stopped the van😂😂😂
😂
Exactly, that's the dumbest thing ever
didn’t he say he was 109 years old? but he got turned into a vampire at 17 and that’s why he’s always 17
Oh you know these buses and their squishy metal!
Maybe that's why he stays in school. He's trying to learn how to creatively lie, a la homework excuses.
For the longest time I thought Kristen Stewart was just that annoying but after reading the books….. She actually HELPED the character ALOT!
Hands down the best character of this movie was the dad. I mean, imagine a story of a distant little town's police chief trying to hunt down evil, blood-sucking undead and uncover the mystery of how and why they kill people, aided by a group of his longtime friends who secretly are a pack of werewolves. They really put the wrong character in the center of the story.
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: Say it
Professor Snape: A glittery fairy princess
Jonas brother
I was thinking more along the lines of Vampires Suck:
“Jonas Brother...!”
YAY FAIRY PRINCESSES!
LOL
Clever! I read with Alan Rickman Hasn Gruber character voice xDD
This made me realize how Kristen Stewart sighs at EVERY. LINE. SHE SAYS
@@fearless-mk9rm All the respect to both of you for checking.
Oh wow that's....*sigh*...so true. My GOD ITS ANNOYING!!!
CinamaSins has a compilation at the end of their twilight video
**sigh** I know right **sigh**
That's the only emote the poor character has in the books, so perhaps she's suffering from PTSD from this series.
The one good thing about this movie is Charlie's character and the fact that it made me appreciate Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Diaries and the Originals EVEN MORE for being GOOD vampire stories. lol
Twilight is just "You" with the supernatural tag stapled to the script.
This movie is a breathing asmr..... Talk normally already
omfg yesss
😎
I was thinking that when I read your comment
IKR 😂💯
I WAS SO MAD ABOUT THE BREATHING
I literally came out of our bathroom and told my gf not to go in there for it feels like Mordor. This woman is a keeper ❤️
Head of the Cullen family: Edward, you need to go to high school to keep up appearances.
Edward: Why can't we just tell everyone I'm 19 instead?
🤔
Bella: "I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing..."
Also Bella: falls in love with a vampire whose skin is ice-cold
All we need is some water... a bath maybe, rain would do, the ocean is also a strong choice
@@Night.sweetdreams i think the wetness will come on its own ;)
This has the same energy as I don't like sand...
@@megkrish7568
Lmao
@@megkrish7568
All products of bad writing
Why is everyone so pale this ain’t no Tim Burton film
They live in the most coldest cloudiest place in the continental state.
Janayah Laurelle yup
@@janayahlaurelle9441 finally someone who understands 😂
Tim Burton probably would've done a better job.
Come and live in Washington for a few months, you'll understand 😂
This movie, and probably the whole series, would have been an absolute masterpiece if it was from the perspective of its best character: *BELLA'S DAD.*
No, seriously, Charlie has a somewhat estranged teenage daughter moving back in with him, and almost immediately things seem off. New friends, new boyfriend, she's acting odd and sneaking off, and she keeps getting injured in weird ways. This guy's a small town police chief, and he's made out to be the unobservant lackluster dad. Yeah, sure, teenagers be teenagering, but at a certain point he's going to start actually doing some detective work. I would much prefer a supernatural police procedural with Billy Burke as lead over… *this.*
2 rocks making out would be a better love story than twilight
That awkward moment when you realise that Edward would be able to smell bella's periods
Omg thanks for the likes and to everyone saying that period blood is different I know but he still has heightened senses
omg i'm dead
I was thinking the same thing!!
Omgbitch i-
Well, he earned his crimson wings, amirite?
Well he's not alone try sitting next to some of my peers on a hot dry summer. YUCK
for people who are trying to keep the fact that they're vampires a secret, they aren't doing a great job at hiding it.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
@@DustinBarlow8P w-what? are you really that desperate how pathetic can you be?
@@Whatingodsname 😂
Teto Lily ikr...
Yeah like you stay away from everyone, your siblings are...dating? And you leave school for weeks. Suuuuch a good coverrrrrr. 🤨🧐
Literally a tradition for me is that me and my mom would take some time out of our day to watch and aggressively shit on Twilight
2:48 I thought that was a weird description, but then you played the clip and damn, it actually fits so well
Bella: I know who you are...
Edward: Say it.
Bella: BATMAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cedric diggory*
I don’t know what to type Lol he was in one movies, the same he was killed in.
Well then Bella would be wrong, because he's Cedric Diggory.
*Batman and Harry Potter fans have entered the chat*
The dark truth for the new dark knight has finally been told!
Bella: I know what you are, you’re thin, white, and soak up blood.
Edward: Say it.
Bella: ......a tampon
Edward: *DeAtH gLaRe*
Sorry not sorry
This comment was better than the video
😂 😂
hahaha! :D
I had no idea where that was going, and I loved it 😂
*choking on soda*
*sees comment*
*choking intensifies*
Bella can’t be from Phoenix, because people from Phoenix love the rain.
Half of the movie, Bella 👁👄👁
Other Half of the Movie,Bella:👁🫦👁
Is anyone gonna talk about how the entire movie has this weird, kinda gross, green haze? It’s like algae or biofilm sprouted on the camera lens and nobody cared to clean it up.
It’s supposed to make it look cold. Like when the lights are dimmed it’s something romantic or whatever. The cold represents the whole “vampire/no soul” theme. Not saying it’s good just that it’s there
@@jenniferlyberth9347 i hated it, especially simce Bella and Edward's skins are so pale, it made them look sick and ugly the whole movie
Yes i can't watch the movie because the scenes look sickening(?) its very greenish and i don't like it it looks dead
It's in the book. Since Forks is a really rainy place There's green stuff covering up practically everything (acc to the book)
@@adeeasrauf1710 damn so it really was biofilm everywhere. The whole town is a safety hazard then.
Everyone hates on Kirsten Stewart for her bad acting but really Bella as a character just doesn’t know how to be a functioning human
Lies book bella is 1 million times better. Kristen acts like she doesnt have a brain in the movie
See snow whites Huntsmen Kirsten Stewart is great in that movie I loved it.
Nah she just has a dry performance in all of the movies
@@LLWWYeah in the book Bella actually has some type of character. In the movie she looks like she's having an aneurism or something.
Kristen Stewart can be a good actress if given the right direction.
See “The Runaways”
She’s a good Joan Jett
They were so serious and in so so in love, and you punctured the overinflated romance and months later I'm rewatching your videos and giggling at your comments and animations. Totally still funny.
did u notice how every time bella’s with edward she gets hurt? does her dad not think he’s like beating her or something😭😭
In new moon when she’s having panic attacks and screaming like she’s mentally I’ll he has to be so concerned like you just met him a few months ago!!!
Bella: "I know what you are."
Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
Bella: "A wizard."
She may have seen him in HP😂😂
CEDRIC😭
Merlin?
Edward: "no the wizarding protection program lied I'm not safe here you're working for him for you know who aren't you"
Bella: "you know who? Whats his name"
Edward: "no I won't do it I won't fall for your tricks
@@DEATHFIFR190 OMG YES
*Most dangerous predator* is a sparkling fairy.
You know its a bad movie if one of the main actor hates it.......
Heck, the actor of Edward HATES Twilight, and thats tellin you something.
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Doesn’t Kristen Stewart hate it too?
I don't blame him
@@sarina3607 probably... i mean she looks like shes on depressants or painkillers or whatever throught the whole movie.
Pretty sure they all hate twilight actually
Living forever? Like watching my little brother die? No guy is worth it.
This is the best video ever and always makes me laugh. Thank you so much, Alex.
Edward: Stay away from me!
Edward during the whole movie: *Stalking Bella an popping up randomly in her life (literally, bedroom, too)!!!*
The signals are definitely being mixed there.
Truereee 😂
Xehanort10 those signals are on drugs lol
True
Shut up now plz
What if Bella was on her period so that’s why Edward fell in love with her
Omg 😂
Keep Calm yup
Mary Feeks right!
Ewww 😂
Lmao I get it 😂
yes. I have watched it Recently. AND I STILL LOVE IT
9:25 Nah but see in TVD and Twilight they don't even study or actually sit in a class, they just talk to their teenage human friends in class, only participate when necessary for the storyline and then leave school whenever they want 🙄
Wait so vampires don't have blood right? So does that mean Bella won't get her period ever again? Damn I'm jealous
Nani??
Linda Šindelářova not after she becomes a vampire 🧛♀️
And that's why female vamps can't have kids🤓
Linda Šindelářova 💀
Lmao
He was actually staring at her because he was wondering why his mind-reading power wasn't working on her.
Other ARMY I'm no longer alone
@Bella Cullen but he could at least disguise it...cause it's super awkward.
Bella Cullen exactly
Kookie true day
true dat
OMG !! Alex is so funny!!! I love these Twilight videos!!
As a Washingtonian I love how they captured some of the beauty here and in Oregon 🌲🌲🌲
Why is this movie so... blue? Literally.
Because it sucks!
A poor attempt to create an atmosphere through stale, weirdly coordinated colourgrading
blame the director for the weird coloring. Notice they switched directors in the next four movies.
To make it more aesthetic😂
They didnt have big budget for this one, from second one quality is sooo much better cause they had more money for it since the first one was a success. Basically no one believed this would be as big as it was 🤷🏻♀️
I thought she said she *didn't like cold things*
Wet, cold things that's the loophole my friend.
I mean she kisses him so...
think of it this way, you can be snuggled up all warm in a blanket and your pillow never gets warm, cool side all the time.
But think about new moon at the end when Bella is in hospital and she says she likes Forks and wants to stay there. This shows the relationship development as at the beginning Bella did not like “cold, wet things” but by the second movie/book she loves Forks and even its miserable weather, hence also being a metaphor for Edward because at the beginning she hated him, yet by the second movie she loved him more than anything.
@@peytongomer2305 👀
6:17 😂😂 I love this guy
I'm watching this after 3 years and i laughed much more than I did the first time. Either i didn't get half the jokes last time or my life is getting sadder or something.
Let it be known that no one hates Twilight more than the actual Twilight cast
Pretty hurts why??
Kendall Boehm cause ur sucks so bad
I dont
@@annakay3931 are you a part of the cast tho?
@@talpatv512 Point??