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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
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  • @Musclemommyy
    @Musclemommyy Před 3 měsíci +15761

    Thank God I was almost alone with my thoughts for a second

    • @mariahlamb2983
      @mariahlamb2983 Před 3 měsíci +206

      I literally got stressed with my own thoughts 20 min ago, panicked and ran to this video for solace. Cody worked like a charm as always

    • @neelmehta9092
      @neelmehta9092 Před 3 měsíci +175

      is everyone mentally ill in the comments? genuine concern

    • @jameshurley4959
      @jameshurley4959 Před 3 měsíci +177

      ​@neelmehta9092 it's 2024 we're all mentally ill

    • @condelgizzlo1445
      @condelgizzlo1445 Před 3 měsíci +70

      I've found a solution after being heavily addicted to constantly watch youtube, get a hobby, get out out of your comfort zone and still watch your favorite youtubers guilt free

    • @clairesilvermoon
      @clairesilvermoon Před 3 měsíci +6

      FOR REAL

  • @Pure_Lard
    @Pure_Lard Před 3 měsíci +4514

    “Alzheimer’s runs in his family, but diarrhea runs in his jeans” is fucking hilarious though

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci +16

      It's giving Ellis Grey and Kaitlin Bennet

    • @AJ-bk5qj
      @AJ-bk5qj Před 3 měsíci +58

      crying at the fact that cody didnt get it😭

    • @koffz-nl2118
      @koffz-nl2118 Před 3 měsíci +30

      it's even funnier cuz you could interpret jeans as genes. its wordplay

    • @Pure_Lard
      @Pure_Lard Před 3 měsíci +44

      @@koffz-nl2118 yes, I'm pretty sure that was the intended joke. Which also makes it even funnier that Cody didn't even realize.

    • @name.333
      @name.333 Před měsícem +2

      @@Pure_Lard i didn't even realise it was a joke until i saw you explain it LMFAO ty for ur service

  • @vu8563
    @vu8563 Před 3 měsíci +984

    7:31 how Cody instinctively looks out the window after saying “oh fuck kitty im close” as if he’s not filming himself for all of humanity to see 😂

    • @psyience3213
      @psyience3213 Před 3 měsíci +23

      i saw that lol like his mom might be around the corner

    • @argent5196
      @argent5196 Před 7 dny +1

      Difference is we know the context. If someone just overheard him saying that..they wouldn’t 😭

  • @keatonscreations
    @keatonscreations Před 3 měsíci +559

    Watching Cody discover the Poop Knife story was like watching 1800s pioneers discover TV for the first time. I am filled with joy

  • @kenz9541
    @kenz9541 Před 3 měsíci +9348

    the way “blue alien cat daddy” perfectly describes sully from monsters inc too im crying

    • @jocey5591
      @jocey5591 Před 3 měsíci +249

      That’s what originally cemented the thought that he she was talking abt Sully from monsters inc💀 that would’ve been way funnier

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Před 3 měsíci +157

      yeah sullys nickname is kitty. if he never googled jake sully i wouldve thought it was normal sully the entire time and i just missed the lore in monsters uni that his first name was jake bc i never watched it.

    • @xannas.9207
      @xannas.9207 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Cracking up thank you

    • @noahrusk9982
      @noahrusk9982 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Literally

    • @jasmynaminah
      @jasmynaminah Před 3 měsíci +68

      the fact that sully’s first name is james doesn’t help either

  • @sydwharris01
    @sydwharris01 Před 3 měsíci +4820

    Literally was eating mac and cheese…lunch ruined.

  • @calebduarte5255
    @calebduarte5255 Před měsícem +60

    "i take massive dumps every time i use the bathroom. i just can't figure out why, it's impossible to diagnose. anyway i eat 4000 calories a day"

  • @yuriosato3565
    @yuriosato3565 Před 3 měsíci +178

    The 'I can't eat without watching Cody" gang is gonna love this one. 😂

  • @pixels4331
    @pixels4331 Před 3 měsíci +11218

    time to eat lunch i guess

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 Před 3 měsíci +4650

    Everyone saying they’re having lunch while watching this and then Cody just drops multiple graphic poop stories

    • @pinkwitchalley
      @pinkwitchalley Před 3 měsíci +39

      thats exactly what i was thinking T-T

    • @elizabethsodimu9457
      @elizabethsodimu9457 Před 3 měsíci +103

      I don’t consider myself squeamish but as I am eating my lunch while watching this I’m feeling queasy 😭 And I’ve seen a lot of poop working at the hospital😭

    • @bug_hates_hugs7763
      @bug_hates_hugs7763 Před 3 měsíci +54

      I did have to stop eating

    • @sindu8272
      @sindu8272 Před 3 měsíci +17

      me too holy shit 😭😭 (pun intended)

    • @sourdough6653
      @sourdough6653 Před 3 měsíci

      @@elizabethsodimu9457I read this like you see poop that works at the hospital

  • @Karamarika
    @Karamarika Před 3 měsíci +499

    I have a male cat (neutered) who likes to drag a brown blanket down the hallway nearly every night. He holds it in his mouth as it drags between his waddling legs, all the while he is making a wailing/howling sound as he makes his way to the living room. He stops just inside the living room, making sure he is positioned well for his audience on the couch, and proceeds to hump the blanket until he is satisfied. We call this "Toby Time." His name is Toby, in case you didn't put those pieces together.
    He also likes to suckle on hair like he is nursing from his mom. He's an odd nut.

    • @ShySamSky
      @ShySamSky Před 3 měsíci +19

      Oh yes cats love to suckle on hair had an orange cat do that to me.

    • @koffz-nl2118
      @koffz-nl2118 Před 3 měsíci +64

      awh thats so cute. wish i could do something like that in front of my family. but i think theyre too prudish for that.

    • @Wet_dog.44
      @Wet_dog.44 Před 3 měsíci +45

      I’m actually fucking crying w laughter

    • @Honeymooncake
      @Honeymooncake Před 3 měsíci +12

      ​@@koffz-nl2118this made me cackle out loud

    • @elizahidk
      @elizahidk Před 2 měsíci +3

      We have a cat named toby too

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 Před 2 měsíci +80

    The entire Mike x Sully segment had me laughing so hard that my core physically hurt. "SULLIVAN SLAPPED HIS BRO MIKE'S ASS" Im still laughing oh my goodness

  • @Chlobro
    @Chlobro Před 3 měsíci +4770

    That farting husband story made it hard to eat my lunch, but I had to persist because it’s Cody o’clock

    • @sarahs8924
      @sarahs8924 Před 3 měsíci +183

      i actually had to stop eating💔

    • @shookqueen4497
      @shookqueen4497 Před 3 měsíci +115

      it grossed me out a bit too much too

    • @imkeelinit
      @imkeelinit Před 3 měsíci +91

      Same, had to try to mentally separate my food and the stories lol

    • @syaamr2_
      @syaamr2_ Před 3 měsíci +9

      LMAOOO

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 3 měsíci +1

      The way I would've divorced him too 😭 I'm into MEN, not BABY BOYS... a fart is natural, but good lord how often does one NEED TO RIP ASS? I can't even recall the last time I sharted!!!

  • @georgiab7490
    @georgiab7490 Před 3 měsíci +1592

    Jake Sully farting at my wife's friend's baby shower bc he ate a wheel of Irish cheese is a roleplay I never thought id see

    • @lizzie8026
      @lizzie8026 Před 3 měsíci +38

      that made me laugh way harder than it should've

  • @barbara20214
    @barbara20214 Před 3 měsíci +131

    The thing about eating lunch and watching Cody is that it’s a great experience until you inevitably get to the ten minute section about shitting

  • @krib4785
    @krib4785 Před 3 měsíci +205

    the "recent searches" at 7:18 killed me. great stuff as usual zade & cody

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Před 3 měsíci +16

      Thank you so much for pointing that out, that’s fuckin hilarious 😂

  • @samservin1658
    @samservin1658 Před 3 měsíci +4977

    Perfect timing for my unpaid 30 min break at work

    • @emlucky
      @emlucky Před 3 měsíci +132

      We are all just living the same life huh

    • @dc7993
      @dc7993 Před 3 měsíci +27

      ​@@emluckynah i get 45

    • @user-lh6eo4kr2p
      @user-lh6eo4kr2p Před 3 měsíci +68

      Unpaid hour let’s gooo

    • @anthonyernst999
      @anthonyernst999 Před 3 měsíci +32

      ​@@emlucky I'm unemployed

    • @dc7993
      @dc7993 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@anthonyernst999bro has the unpaid 24hrs

  • @dontjudgemycuriosity
    @dontjudgemycuriosity Před 3 měsíci +1675

    The Avatar thing is wild enough, but I’m crying laughing at the idea of a marriage being destroyed over Sully from Monsters Inc. Honestly a heartthrob

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Just wait till you hear the mustard guy who got a divorce

    • @thatoneweirddudeinthecorner
      @thatoneweirddudeinthecorner Před 3 měsíci

      @@ellec7188please continue

    • @chaos.5736
      @chaos.5736 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@ellec7188Now I'm scared.

    • @La-PetitMort
      @La-PetitMort Před 2 měsíci +13

      He was actually my first crush as a kid. I thought he might smell nice and be warm

    • @dontjudgemycuriosity
      @dontjudgemycuriosity Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@La-PetitMort LOL! I knew there would be someone. In hindsight, as a toddler I thought I wanted to marry Barney the dinosaur, so this makes perfect sense tbh

  • @johanrojassoderman5590
    @johanrojassoderman5590 Před 3 měsíci +47

    For the first one, where did he drive if he lives next door?
    "I thought the stories were tasteful and true to the lore" is such a funny statement in the context. Imagine saying that to the husband and him being like "Oh, yeah. Reading it again I can see they really nailed the lore-friendly immersion. I'll let you off the hook this time"

  • @horselover8851
    @horselover8851 Před 3 měsíci +56

    Cody and I vocalizing “deer lord” and “dear god” to the “making Mac n cheese” at the same time made me laugh so hard

  • @trash_bender420
    @trash_bender420 Před 3 měsíci +980

    There are two wolves inside you:
    One is making mac n' cheese in the daughter
    One is making hot dog soup in the son

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Před 3 měsíci +9

      I simultaneously love and hate this 😂

    • @dprdenny
      @dprdenny Před 3 měsíci +27

      would you rather mac n' cheese daughter or hot dog soup son?

    • @fairynatty
      @fairynatty Před 3 měsíci +6

      “in the daughter” is crazy bro like why did you say that😭😭😭

    • @tayybabyxo
      @tayybabyxo Před 3 měsíci

      THIS COMMENT OMG 🤣🤣🤣

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@fairynatty direct quote from Cody in the video lol

  • @darkloathe
    @darkloathe Před 3 měsíci +1636

    cody reading a monsters inc smut fic was far from anything i ever expected

  • @tyamizuki5304
    @tyamizuki5304 Před 3 měsíci +37

    Please this is just making me want Cody to read bad fanfics again. I loved that shit.

  • @jmonkey440
    @jmonkey440 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Now I'm imagining Mike Wazowski yelling, "Put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeeee!" to Sully, & I'm dying. 🤣

  • @westernsadness4910
    @westernsadness4910 Před 3 měsíci +1516

    "but diarrhea runs in his jeans" WHY DID CODY JUST SKIM OVER THAT MASTERPIECE

  • @mo_zubia
    @mo_zubia Před 3 měsíci +1151

    Jake Sully / Sully confusion got me too. The ‘blue alien cat-daddy’ didn’t help 😂

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Před 3 měsíci +6

      And in the end cody mixed him up with Mike lol

    • @skylardustin7467
      @skylardustin7467 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@Quzgano he didn’t, he was reading smut about Mike and Sully together

  • @trooton
    @trooton Před 3 měsíci +18

    7:19 the other things he searched 😭 I love Cody's editor

  • @anyssia8334
    @anyssia8334 Před 2 měsíci +11

    5:24
    Cody got too into character. He lived a whole life in that one stare at the end lol

  • @WaywardVector
    @WaywardVector Před 3 měsíci +830

    Not Cody reading Mike Wazowski/Sully smut while I’m eating lunch 💀I almost choked when he pulled that sht up

    • @meeeepmoooop
      @meeeepmoooop Před 3 měsíci +29

      Same😭 I paused to read it.. haven’t laughed this hard at something in a fat minute

    • @sonjagonikman426
      @sonjagonikman426 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Shit had me screaming

    • @fairiefighter
      @fairiefighter Před 3 měsíci +1

      he really commits to the whole bit

  • @Machinte
    @Machinte Před 3 měsíci +450

    I never want you to say "kitty, I'm close" ever again, cody

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 Před 3 měsíci +21

    19:19 it's about domination. Both dogs are like, "i'm the boss!!" If both dogs look like they are having fun, it's probably just a fun little competitive fighting game, but if one looks distressed, they might actually be fighting or causing harm.

  • @Lewis_music
    @Lewis_music Před 3 měsíci +4

    @ 12;53 when cody said "I really enjoy doing this and i hope you enjoy watching them" I was like aw dang this is why i love cody

  • @kjadan101
    @kjadan101 Před 3 měsíci +1140

    12:26 The lining of all our intestinal tracts is covered in mucus, & people can pass mucus instead of feces, especially when they have chronic bowel conditions. That man should have seen a doctor ages ago instead of tormenting his wife & beclowning himself with an illness that’s probably relatively easy to treat.

    • @Monoiru
      @Monoiru Před 3 měsíci +44

      I wouldn’t say easy to treat it can actually make you so sick you have to remove your intestine

    • @RONANAWAY
      @RONANAWAY Před 3 měsíci +126

      ​@Monoiru It honestly sounds lile a horrible thing to have, but from how the post is worded, sounds like the guy didnt really wanna do or try anything to actually address it. Also maybe lowkey a fetish??

    • @roryquinn8257
      @roryquinn8257 Před 3 měsíci +84

      yeah I was about to say, dude used his IBS to torture his wife

    • @kjadan101
      @kjadan101 Před 3 měsíci +46

      @@Monoiru Yes, that’s why I said “probably”. It could be something very serious (or gotten very serious due to neglect), but 4 out of 5 times it is a food intolerance or immune disorder.

    • @brittastrophe
      @brittastrophe Před 3 měsíci +85

      thank u for introducing me to the word “beclowning”

  • @vibesofsasha5287
    @vibesofsasha5287 Před 3 měsíci +441

    That Avatar / Monsters Inc. mix up made me cackle, especially because my first thought was Sully, the airplane pilot who landed in the Hudson

  • @lifewithlis_k
    @lifewithlis_k Před 3 měsíci +3

    these are SO GOOD! Definitely my fav series of yours

  • @aphonic2276
    @aphonic2276 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Cody I beg you to do more of these videos. This is genuinely your funniest series beside the love at first kiss one

  • @Monoiru
    @Monoiru Před 3 měsíci +523

    As someone with ulcerative colitis, that comment about the mucus man needing to be addressed is spot on. The dude sounds like he might have IBD. Usually mucus tends to come out when you fart, when your bowel is highly inflamed and needs to be treated asap. Gross yes but that’s bowel disease🥲

    • @sonjagonikman426
      @sonjagonikman426 Před 3 měsíci +98

      Literally like homie desperately needs a colonoscopy

    • @sinexus
      @sinexus Před 3 měsíci +24

      I have IBD too - Crohn's on my end. First thing I thought was that this guy needs to get checked out. I've had loads of issues in the past with adjacent issues and I clocked almost immediately 😂 Hope he gets the help he needs. Also hope you're doing good with your UC!

    • @Monoiru
      @Monoiru Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@sinexus thank you! Had a huge flare up a few weeks ago but went back on double treatment so I`m doing a bit better here today^^ Hope you`re doing good yourself, I know Crohn`s can be really hard:(

    • @Monoiru
      @Monoiru Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@sonjagonikman426 oh for sure. But tbh he might not know that he might have that issue. He`s responsible to get that checked out. I walked around with mucus in my bowel for a year before I was sent to colonoscopy by my doctor. Granted I wasn`t taken seriously until I started having blood in my stool but still sometimes we think these issues will just "pass by" usually don`t and can turn into worse...

    • @sonjagonikman426
      @sonjagonikman426 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@Monoiruthat’s so valid and unfortunately true…but like assuming this is real and the wife just wants to leave him is like crazzzy. Like how is it easier to assumed your husband is like addicted to sharting than yo he prolly has a problem?

  • @ariusraygn
    @ariusraygn Před 3 měsíci +765

    Never in my 30 years did I ever think Cody would mention Bad Dragon in my entire life

    • @androgynousmaggot9389
      @androgynousmaggot9389 Před 3 měsíci +62

      He's hoping for a sponsorship deal, probably Papa Meat suggested 😂

    • @Sleve-McDichael
      @Sleve-McDichael Před 3 měsíci +83

      Except he called it Dragon Dildos ® 😂

    • @hamonrye7415
      @hamonrye7415 Před 3 měsíci +21

      every furry watching just perked up

    • @notsafef0rlife
      @notsafef0rlife Před 3 měsíci

      ​​@@hamonrye7415its gross

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Před 3 měsíci +32

      He didn’t even call it the right name but we all know what he meant 😂

  • @davycard760
    @davycard760 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Okay closing the lid before you flush is actually a VERY good idea. The force of the flush can sometimes aerosolize the water so you end up with poop particles floating around and thats no bueno. So yeah, if you're going somewhere that has a toilet seat cover, use that shit before you flush

  • @absentmiller3973
    @absentmiller3973 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Thanks for posting Cody, I work in a mental health hospital and I get really tired and drained at the end of the day but your videos bring me back!

  • @katierose6703
    @katierose6703 Před 3 měsíci +266

    The way Cody looks over his shoulder after reading the sully and Mike erotica 😂😂😂😂

  • @rileyjane6762
    @rileyjane6762 Před 3 měsíci +283

    the poop knife story is one of the funniest things I've heard in a minute

    • @thehousecat93
      @thehousecat93 Před 3 měsíci +21

      A true classic of the Internet.

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Před 3 měsíci +4

      The first time I heard it was on Smosh Reddit Stories, and it was a banger 😂

    • @flivver2527
      @flivver2527 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@Kingbimmyis it on iconic aita video?

  • @tannercraven3910
    @tannercraven3910 Před 3 měsíci +1

    man let me say, i love when a cody video is 20 mins long, i need more cody lmaoo. its 3 to 5 minutes more to my unwind time, much love

  • @sarascott201
    @sarascott201 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Was doing my makeup for work while playing this in the background, the making the Mac and cheese in the daughter line and repeat made me laugh so hard it poked myself in the eye with my mascara 👍🏼 thanks chodester

  • @clickbait9125
    @clickbait9125 Před 3 měsíci +263

    LEAST LUNCH FRIENDLY Cody-Ko video in a hot minute. Just thought I'd spread the word to anyone else halfway through a sandwich like I was...

    • @mr.teezee
      @mr.teezee Před 3 měsíci +2

      Why is every comment about lunch on here?? Haha

  • @MrCrockaG
    @MrCrockaG Před 3 měsíci +142

    All the comments about grabbing lunch only for Cody to talk about poop for half the video.

  • @jojoturtlezeppelin4172
    @jojoturtlezeppelin4172 Před 17 dny +1

    Airplane toilet.. every time you said “those things suck” my heart skipped a beat from laughter. 😂😂😂

  • @adamfnandf
    @adamfnandf Před 3 měsíci +1

    Every now and then Cody drops a line that just reminds everyone he’s still totally a Canadian.
    This time it was calling Mac n cheese “Kraft dinner.” I absolutely love it 😂

  • @Keykers1
    @Keykers1 Před 3 měsíci +210

    tried to scarf down my salad through that middle story, man it was tough...

  • @Gundumb_guy
    @Gundumb_guy Před 3 měsíci +282

    I took my dad to an Indian restraint for lunch one day, years ago. It was the first time he ever had it and it totally wrecked him. 3-4 hours later this guy was ripping ass and it smelled borderline illegal. We had to run to Home Depot for some supplies and I find him at the end of the paint section peeking across the isle towards the samples with tears in his eyes from laughter. He had ripped one by himself and quickly evaded as he saw people coming. A dude walks up then shortly later another dude walks up. They both must of took a whiff at the same time because they immediately side stepped each other and glanced at one another with a look of absolute disgust. I assume it was like the Spider-Man meme where they are all pointing at each other and it was, in fact, hilarious. We left before it became too obvious and my dad still brings it up to this day and damn near laughs just as hard as he regales everyone with this timeless classic.

    • @camillap10101
      @camillap10101 Před 3 měsíci +13

      it had me cracking up😂

    • @bonesreds3062
      @bonesreds3062 Před 3 měsíci +12

      thats fking hilarious😭😭

    • @flivver2527
      @flivver2527 Před 3 měsíci +12

      My wife is literally on the floor crying after reading your comment

  • @miroshima47
    @miroshima47 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Hope you actually do enjoy making these Cody and aren't saying that ironically bc I sure as hell love watching them. our sense of humor is too aligned now to ever stop 🤣💙

  • @ManicBubbles
    @ManicBubbles Před 3 měsíci +1

    As someone who’s been battling with constipation for the past 4 months and the massive dump story was Heaven to my ears I’m so envious

  • @mcp7055
    @mcp7055 Před 3 měsíci +775

    cody uploads, and i start trying to figure out whats for lunch

    • @magicwillyC
      @magicwillyC Před 3 měsíci +4

      meatballs

    • @mcp7055
      @mcp7055 Před 3 měsíci +37

      well i know it wont be mac and cheese now...... 💀

    • @inessant1559
      @inessant1559 Před 3 měsíci +4

      CZcams MODS!!!! BE THE REASON THAT LUNCH COMMENTS ARE NO MORE ON CODY KO'S CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!
      AND MY LIFE…IS YOURS…

    • @ifeyanishaminya
      @ifeyanishaminya Před 3 měsíci +15

      Don't even bother eating lunch while watching this. I almost lost my appetite with some of these stories lol

    • @M_T240
      @M_T240 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ⁠@@ifeyanishaminya yeah I had to pause a couple times due to this 😂

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist Před 3 měsíci +143

    To be fair I ALSO thought Jake Sully was Sully from Monsters Inc. lmao. I was like, "Is Sully's real name Jake? Is this lore idk about?"

    • @kaibaiarrio1299
      @kaibaiarrio1299 Před měsícem

      Its funny because his first name is actually James, so another J name

  • @dabnietapp8344
    @dabnietapp8344 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Your videos make me cry laugh sometimes. I appreciate that.

  • @vykepp5709
    @vykepp5709 Před 3 měsíci

    I've been going thru an extremely tough time lately, hearing other people's problems makes me feel better. Love from 'Berta!

  • @Pengu274
    @Pengu274 Před 3 měsíci +140

    Ngl I think Cody had too much fun this time. I'm going to have to turn him in to the fun police

  • @alimckinney7407
    @alimckinney7407 Před 3 měsíci +96

    I feel so bad for the FBI agent assigned to monitoring Cody’s search history…

  • @Bowwowchicca
    @Bowwowchicca Před 3 měsíci

    I love all your videos always make my day better❤

  • @kahliplays197
    @kahliplays197 Před 3 měsíci

    Awesome a new Cody Ko video! Can’t wait to sit and eat my dinner while watching!!

  • @intothemystic5223
    @intothemystic5223 Před 3 měsíci +87

    I hope that woman sees her neighbor describing it as "Mac and cheese" and never speaks to him again. I wouldn't.

    • @jules2cool277
      @jules2cool277 Před 3 měsíci +28

      Yeah soo gross the way he talked about it eww

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Před 3 měsíci +25

      Fr. That whole story just made it seem like he had some sort of revenge plot. If i was that girl i'd be revolted tbh

    • @androow1983
      @androow1983 Před 3 měsíci +6

      It's most likely just a joke. Y'all try to make everything a problem. How can you be this insufferable?
      Also, it's not really wrong, is it? It does sound like that.
      Grow up.

    • @jules2cool277
      @jules2cool277 Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@androow1983 All we said is we find it disgusting. Stop being condescending.

    • @androow1983
      @androow1983 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@jules2cool277 OP said that they hope the woman finds out and leaves him because it's "disgusting".
      It's none of their business, and to make such a comment when they know nothing about the person is very weird.
      Also, are y'all children? If you're genuinely disgusted by it, then you have to mature up.

  • @CrownedYeti
    @CrownedYeti Před 3 měsíci +131

    Ok, but pausing at 7:22 and reading that excerpt from the fanfic was way more wild than I thought it was gonna be jfc

    • @armata_strigoi_0
      @armata_strigoi_0 Před 3 měsíci +20

      Truly insane. It's like a combo from a pro boxer, every line is a punch from an unexpected angle. Hardest I've laughed in a while.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci

      JFC?? What does that mean?

    • @tamara6360
      @tamara6360 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Had to check it out after reading this comment. I find it hilarious that there is a reference to Madagascar 2 with "I like them big. I like them chunky". At least I directly heard Moto Moto sing the lines from the movie. 😂😂😂

    • @annie-up8xt
      @annie-up8xt Před 3 měsíci

      @@Random-sk6hmjesus fucking christ

    • @babyfacedslutbag4880
      @babyfacedslutbag4880 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Random-sk6hm"jesus fucking christ"

  • @borislav6561
    @borislav6561 Před 3 měsíci

    Ahahaha I love your commentary Kody, it's one of a kind! ❤

  • @jocelynh5500
    @jocelynh5500 Před měsícem

    “i was making mac n cheese in--the daughter” -cody 😭😭😭. please i cannot breath

  • @Separatechurchnstate743
    @Separatechurchnstate743 Před 3 měsíci +115

    Cody has Pavlov’d you all into becoming hungry for lunch when he posts

  • @tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Před 3 měsíci +109

    Totally unrelated, but theres a fitness influencer named Stephanie Buttermore and she bragged about reading over 140 books in a single year, and she posted a link to a GoodReads site in an attempt to showcase some of her books, turns out she put the wrong link and it showed all the smut she had been reading. She immediately changed her GoodReads name to Claire and tried to put it on private, pretending it wasn't her account. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I just love how weird people get about smut.

    • @emma-sk3jw
      @emma-sk3jw Před 3 měsíci +20

      i would have to change my identity and flee the country, oh my god

    • @user-fg6dd1dl8d
      @user-fg6dd1dl8d Před 3 měsíci +17

      I mean was the 140 including the smut or not because that number got more impressive if there was massive amounts of smut on that reading list too

    • @tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@user-fg6dd1dl8d yeah it was mostly smut that she was reading, and trying to pretend that it was mostlt novels or scientific books 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Před 3 měsíci +1

      That’s hilarious, I only recently made a Goodreads account. That’s so great 😂

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Před 2 měsíci +1

      This just gave me an ingenious idea

  • @saint_xxx
    @saint_xxx Před 3 měsíci +1

    i do like watching these thank u

  • @melanieanne5285
    @melanieanne5285 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “TURD TONGS!” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Now that’s the tool my family needs. 😂😂

  • @crit_bot
    @crit_bot Před 3 měsíci +63

    The look Cody gave, followed by "Kitty Im close" gets an immediate like on the video from me. That is hilarious 😂😂

  • @y0wl0o64
    @y0wl0o64 Před 3 měsíci +73

    The "Im just fuckin pissed of hes straight" had me on the floor

  • @ninatabatchnick8963
    @ninatabatchnick8963 Před 3 měsíci +1

    yall eating lunch when u watch cody but i just listen to him while i do chores and it is SO effective my house has never been so clean

  • @ari3242
    @ari3242 Před 3 měsíci +4

    This video once again served as a reminder as to why i don't watch Cody's videos while eating

  • @konnordonnelly2226
    @konnordonnelly2226 Před 3 měsíci +64

    Bro can we get a series where Cody just reads out of pocket fan fiction lmao

  • @candacecandace6416
    @candacecandace6416 Před 3 měsíci +30

    I once dated someone that had a poop wooden spoon for the same purpose as the poop knife,, the fact it was made of wood still haunts me, like I can't imagine the bacterial growth

  • @MUTE_00
    @MUTE_00 Před 3 měsíci

    I love this video made a good day even better keep it up

  • @jaydedavidson2532
    @jaydedavidson2532 Před 3 měsíci

    this is literally one of the funniest vids i’ve ever seen cody was quick with it today

  • @nomoretwitterhandles
    @nomoretwitterhandles Před 3 měsíci +81

    That Southern "I always thought they were gay..." cracked me up because I talk just like that

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Před 3 měsíci

      @@Random-sk6hm🤨 You’re misrepresenting us, bro.

  • @Ash-Ketchum702
    @Ash-Ketchum702 Před 3 měsíci +64

    The way he said “what is the poop knife” cracked me up. I watched that part like 10 times

  • @mearaholubiwich3089
    @mearaholubiwich3089 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Yk I can usually sit down and eat my food when watching Cody, but I had to put the noodles down for this one.

  • @thesound4997
    @thesound4997 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The “you need to leave” at the beginning hit so hard

  • @tidmouthmilk12
    @tidmouthmilk12 Před 3 měsíci +87

    The tonal shift between the heartfelt plea for liking the video and "I take huge dumps" completely floored me 😆

  • @LordOfTheGoop
    @LordOfTheGoop Před 3 měsíci +81

    I also think it's wild that the parents were so mad in the first one, like 24 and 25 years old is not an age where your kids sex lives should be a concern of yours

    • @baileyj7968
      @baileyj7968 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Right?? I’m 22 and I’m having my mom take me to the doctor soon for a minor procedure (they’re giving me drugs so I need a sober driver) and the other day I was worrying about how they’re probably going to ask me if I’m sexually active in front of my mom but then I was like, I’m a grown ass woman. My mom won’t care that I’ve had sex. Why am I making this weird?? Like, it’s one thing to be mad that your 15 year old is having sex, but someone in their 20s who has a job and pays taxes? How do these parents think they ended up with a kid in the first place 😂

  • @nurainis7712
    @nurainis7712 Před 3 měsíci

    Thanks Cody, you made my day

  • @cameronhayes5393
    @cameronhayes5393 Před 3 měsíci

    Just got done binging every episode after I saw three and I see this released. Rad.

  • @danielthomas5667
    @danielthomas5667 Před 3 měsíci +44

    That first story is so clearly made it up it’s absurd hahahaha, clearly written by someone younger who has not had sex - “we all need to talk this out” - no you don’t!!

    • @Yannisaudre99
      @Yannisaudre99 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Was literally thinking the same!! Haha

  • @juliaanievas5943
    @juliaanievas5943 Před 3 měsíci +201

    Love that we’re all eating our meals with cody lol love u chody boy

  • @livheid4498
    @livheid4498 Před 3 měsíci +1

    this was the funniest video he’s done in a bit, the other ones were funny too, but i was DYING

  • @the_sad_gecko9783
    @the_sad_gecko9783 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Redditor try not to lie challenge (impossible)

  • @Blakethegreater
    @Blakethegreater Před 3 měsíci +38

    That sully/mike fan fic that Cody pulled up was absolutely unhinged

  • @highoninfinity
    @highoninfinity Před 3 měsíci +38

    cody learning about the poop knife is incredible

  • @blazer119966
    @blazer119966 Před 3 měsíci

    Cody, all your content be great, but this one was packed with laughs start-fin. very good sir

  • @MomCat03
    @MomCat03 Před 3 měsíci +3

    So I’m watching this with my son, who is known for out of the blue hilarious statements. Cody, when you mentioned the Alien dildo website…my son says “They come in peace”…it took me a second then it hit me and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe! You were right, this was so freaking fun.👩‍👦💕👽

  • @zoey3420
    @zoey3420 Před 3 měsíci +209

    thank god I was starving

    • @MMMbutofCOURSE
      @MMMbutofCOURSE Před 3 měsíci +5

      not me snorting in the middle of my lunch at work reading this comment.
      i imagine everyone in the comments of cody's videos literally eating their lunch at work but this comment made me picture someone just sitting in a default sims ass living room staring at a wall like a looney toon, and then when the desktop lit up because cody posted, they went, "thank god i was starving." Then they got up to make mac n cheese. like everyone here is eating at work and then there is this random npc programmed to only be able to eat when cody posts. i'm nostril exhale laughing istg

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 Před 3 měsíci

      @@MMMbutofCOURSE🤣🤣

  • @aura.ripoll
    @aura.ripoll Před 3 měsíci +36

    Delores bit was amazing

  • @violetta2639
    @violetta2639 Před 3 měsíci

    thanks Cody for always making family dinner entertaining

  • @aaronhall4520
    @aaronhall4520 Před 3 měsíci

    I cried laughing for like a solid 3 minutes about the "mac n cheese in the daughter" bit.. that voice and sentence killed me

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner Před 3 měsíci +78

    The Jake Sully one was actually unhinged. To tell your spouse to basically k*ll themselves because they read erotica when you yourself watch porn is so insanely abusive.

    • @2008pokepixels
      @2008pokepixels Před 3 měsíci +12

      No thats the issue, he’s not into those things she said he watched it and was freaked out so the fanfics were def too much for him 😭😭

    • @kittyscreativecorner
      @kittyscreativecorner Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@2008pokepixels oh oops I missed that he didn’t like it. Still a crazy thing to say tho 😭

    • @zetsuya1
      @zetsuya1 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I saw this exact comment word for word.

    • @kittyscreativecorner
      @kittyscreativecorner Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@zetsuya1I just saw that they literally copied and pasted my comment 💀

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@2008pokepixelsthat's still a him problem like unless it becomes harmful to your relationships like porn isn't inherently bad

  •  Před 3 měsíci +285

    I guess it’s lunch time for the CZcams comments section

  • @mysticmaidenmagic
    @mysticmaidenmagic Před 3 měsíci +3

    gagging and laughing at the same time at most of these

  • @Yana-ph8jv
    @Yana-ph8jv Před 3 měsíci

    We need more of this