I swear Cody became 20% funnier since he got married. My theory is he absorbed some of Kelsey’s humour and maybe Kelsey has become 20% more of a pirate
Omg fr. But I think it's a mix of the 2 because I don't laugh nearly as hard at the videos on his main channel for some reason (they still funny af tho)
No idea but might not be so difficult and actually helping him get through training. I’m sure he enjoys making videos but might enjoy so much they it barely feels like any work. Which is probably the best kinda job some people can find.
1. I actually like the color of the pants with that hoodie/jacket. 2. Being weird in the shower is more common than you’d think. Personally, I like to go “reptile mode”, crouch down on all fours, and spend a few minutes hunched over and crawling around, playing with the water, pretending I’m just now noticing I have a human body, and closing my eyes to further immerse myself in reptile mode. It’s magical, the highlight of the week sometimes. Highly recommend.
Dude Ive got to try reptile mode! I pretend im a vat grown human or cyborg and that they just took me out of stasis and I lie in the tub like its my tank and I pretend that I am experiencing life for the first time in a fully formed body with a mix of excitement, fear, wonder, and confusion.
honestly, if the girl has any feelings for him too, she will definitely come back. he already said she had just broken up with her boyfriend. my dude, don't worry. gals and guys both, no matter how weird an exchange is, if someone is for you, they will always be for you. in awkwardness and in health. don't fret, do not sweat.
i was also thinking maybe she regretted the whole encounter because she felt she wasn't ready for that yet? one month after a breakup can be kind of confusing so maybe she's figuring out if she really wanted it, unrelated to the whole incident lol
@@juliesnoot2818 yeah it coulda been a heat of the moment thing and that nut gave them both post nut clarity. ima be honest tho, if it was really good it wouldve ended differently probably. as much as people wanna say its not a big deal, its a big deal. good sex can make or break a relationship.
@@newp0rt a good sex can start a relationship but it def cannot sustain it if there’s no chemistry or attachment, so it’s not the most important thing imo
I would feel so much more flattered if that happened to me. Cause let's be real- I wouldn't have sex with someone unless they were that attracted to me 🤭
I think it's flattering and kinda cute 😹, b/c it means he was REALLY into the moment and me. Also, don't end the session and do other things and try again. 🤷🏽♀️ I think it would only become a problem if it happened often/ he has like premature ejaculation issues.
I 10000% aggree with the "pretending to be dumb" one, my old job was so hard and I earned peanuts. My new job pays me 4x more and I pretend to be dumb so that they dont make me supervisor, and get this, supervisors get paid the same as my current role but with 3x the work load. So here I am, earning heaps and never getting promoted. It's amazing.
I agree with the line thing, I started a new job 4 months ago and almost every day since I started I leave and eat lunch in my car. People told me it’s weird and sad but it’s nice to just chill recline the chair and watch something. The one time I ate in the building someone came into the lunch room and talked to me about ovens for 25 minutes
“Bro it’s weird and sad to take mindful alone time to decompress mid-workday!!” like excuse me, sorry I’d rather listen to Jake and Amir and do deep breathing exercises in my car than listen to how your trip to texas went. Sometimes I am in the mood to chat with coworkers. But only on the mf clock baybeee
I'm fortunate enough to live close to my workplace, so I just started driving home for lunch ever since I got my driving license. I can't imagine staying at work during lunch anymore, even if I were to spend it with the colleagues I get along with. House is empty, nice and quiet during the day, so I can enjoy my meal in peace and regain some of my sanity back before heading back to that mess.
The girl in the condom story not talking to him afterwards probably has less to do with him coming too early and more to do with how he just ended sex right there with no regard for how she was feeling. a guy coming and then not finishing off the other person is inconsiderate to most people, regardless of how early he came
3:33 gotta be some of Zade's greatest work - "gucci pants, 0$ (traded dog)" lmao Edit: now that I think about it, I haven't seen Chili in a good while...
@@lizwisler11 the person in that thread was saying he worked at a cafe, ofc you're gonna keep getting more responsibilities without more pay, its very common to exploit workers in such industries. so cute that cody was like "find a different job" lmao
I feel for that kid who came too soon. Years ago, there was this girl i knew for years and i spent forever being friends with her, never trying to overstep that boundary, but tbh I was absolutely crazy about her. Still one of the most beautiful people I've met. We were hanging out one night and she confessed her feelings for me, it felt like a dream tbh. one thing led to another and we went to the bedroom, but i ended up getting such bad stage fright, that i really couldn't "do the deed" so to speak.. I was honestly just so nervous that this beautiful girl would have anything to do with me, and I choked lol. I told her that it wasn't her, and I was just nervous. it hurt her feelings i could tell, and we never really talked after that. life sucks sometimes.
@@jadon6028when that happens, girls normally think it’s because of them (not being sexy enough, pretty enough, doing something out of line, etc) so most likely, since there wasn’t much communication they stayed awkward… it can be fixed but someone has to rake the first step
@Jadon I don't think you understood his post. Its not that he came fast its that he couldn't get it up at all. So yeah the girl probably thought it was because of her and felt bad.
imma be real… i actually think the fit is sick. like genuinely. i think it’s the purple/blue/indigo in the text off the sweatshirt that makes it work. it gives very y2k and i would actually commend cody on his fashion choices. i think it’s sick. love u cody
i also act dumb at work and its true its so much lighter when it comes to workload and it's easy to flip around if u do want a promotion, just start working slightly harder and everyone notices despite u still not working to the best of ur ability. that's what happened to me
I found Cody this year as i started getting more into commentary youtubers and tbh his jokes and the editing are top tier. So glad i can watch this on my lunch break. Thanks cody and editor! :)
There’s another CZcamsr that has funny jokes similar to Cody, his name is Will Tennyson but he’s a fitness CZcamsr just so you’re aware. His videos are hilarious though just give him a shot
On the pretending to be dumb at work thing: Being too good at a job can cost you a promotion and can lead to poor treatment at work because they need you to do *that* job. If half of the work for a specific position is done by a single person then why would you move them into another role when the current job won't be getting done as well? Best thing you can do is make the person feel like they don't have any leverage by treating them poorly and keep them in the position they're doing well at then move others into other roles. Working hard is a good way to get noticed, working too hard makes you too valuable at your current position.
At one of my performance reviews my boss congratulated me on my raise and said I deserved to be making over twice as much ...I wasn't the one who got the raise lmao. I never got a raise there. The department folded when i left 💅
Poop story reminds me of a story My favorite murder told where someone shared they farted in their mail sorting job and it was so bad their coworker thought it was a gas attack and told them to leave so they could clear the area for safety. I don't care if either of these stories are fake or real cause they are beautiful.
The "I pretend I'm dumb at work" thing... I completely understand.... I dont feel like a leader but keep getting leadership roles.... I start as a cook then end up managing, but my pay stays the same... I've never said anything, but as I've gotten older, I realise how unfair that has been on me 🤷♂️
the fake fart story reminded me of this episode of my favorite gossip podcast where they talk about this family story where someone flushed a hot dog one year and nobody in the family confessed to doing it. it went on for like twenty years and they confessed to the grandpa on his death bed but still didn’t tell the rest of the family who did it until way after. gold.
I love zades editing, it’s like a cool movie where u don’t notice all the cool details the first time then the second and third watch you notice funnier and funnier edits
As a chef for the past 20 years who puts up my work ethic for owners who don't care about me, literally that moment spoke to my heart. Damn my industry sucks.
@Viser pretty difficult to own your own place when boomers/gen xers are trying to retire off selling their business spaces at highly inflated prices, banks interest rates on business loans are a rip off and the cost of ingredients due to the large amount of useless middle man suppliers that have sprouted up post pandemic. Many of which can't offer a consistent ingredient as they are often too disorganized to keep proper inventory. I'm switching industries for the mean time. 5-10 years when everyone is done with garbage food that tastes the same as everywhere else is supplied by either GFS and SYSCO. it will change soon. By passionate people like myself. Just a matter of time.
the post about getting more and more work without a promotion is unfortunately super true. i had a job dangle promotion in my face for months before ultimately giving it to someone else despite them not putting in half of the work i did. it definitely happens, but leaving is for sure the right choice.
My best friend's mom was at a check up at the hospital in her third trimester when cravings struck. She went into the nurses' break room, found a cake gifted to them by a patient and dug in. She was caught red-handed by a midwife who told her it wasn't the first time it had happened. They were quite used to having their cakes eaten by pregnant ladies.
My mom did something similar to the pregnant woman eating the cake when she was pregnant with me - instead of chocolate cake, it was a rotisserie chicken and she started eating it while driving home.
Omg. I do that with my work. When I was 16 I worked in a bakery and they sent me to train to be a baker. By 18 they thrust me into running the bakery !!! 18 years old. It was almost 6 years of hell. Non stop 16 hour shifts and stress being in charge of millions of pounds of orders. So when I left that job I basically showed zero motivation in future jobs. I don’t show enthusiasm for promotion opportunities and keep my work rate and stats right in the middle. I coast and I’m happy this way.
Aw the condom thing is kind of sweet if you think about it. He was so excited and happy it was finally happening. He liked her so much that her first touch made him burst
i feel so sorry for every person that watches cody when they're having a meal, this was a tough one (considering all the shitting your pants and diarrhea talk)
Cody we all love your editor, could we pleeeease get a BTS of him editing an episode? I think it’d be interesting, somewhat funny, 😢and helpful to us aspiring editors!
The "pretend to be dumb" piece of advice is incredible honestly. The stuff people will tell you because they think you'll forget or are too dumb to actually understand (like tons of secrets, gossip, plans,etc), is astonishing and very very entertaining.
the part about acting dumb at work hit me. i got promoted about 5 months ago to a supervisor position by busting my ass and showing that i was capable of handling it. but now that ive set the bar there i just couldnt give less of a fuck because the pay straight up just isnt worth it and i dont see a future for myself at this company. now i wanna regress to being the dumb worker that doesnt get asked to do things but i cant lmfao
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, bartender looks down & asks “What the helm is that!?” Pirate says “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
You are literally the only youtuber that consistently makes me laugh out loud during most of your videos. Thank you for providing quality comedy to my life.
I too am the person at every job that is NOT attending lunches, holiday parties, or people’s real life extracurricular events. No one invites me and I’ve been at this job for 2 years. I love it
I was sitting at work watching this vid and I had one of those laughs where you can’t breath and you know people are staring so you try to cover your mouth and play it off like your not laughing.. what kinda condom is that velvet!!?? 😂😂😂😭😭
Never been so “early” - commenting to say I appreciate your content dude. Best best best of wishes for your race! You’ve put alot into your training relationship and work as far as I’ve seen. Love the mix of your videos and I’ll support whatever direction you take your work! 🎶
I quit my last job because they wanted me to train up an entire department for a multi-million dollar contract and they refused to give me a raise. I started back to trade school recently and kept telling them "don't make this job harder than it already is because I'm going to school". Their response was to start hyper focusing on me and my station and micromanaging me. So I quit for a job that pays the same with slightly fewer hours (cuz school) Funny thing is they had no other trainers for the department and that was their biggest incoming contract. Apparently they're falling apart now. Hilarious!
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Cody's ability to read an obviously fake story and take it at complete face value will never cease to amuse me
Yeah we all know Redditors don’t have sex
You underestimate the creatures that are the human race
Cody gives me golden retriever vibes
@@hasbulla2012 he really does give off those vibes
Jerma
I swear Cody became 20% funnier since he got married.
My theory is he absorbed some of Kelsey’s humour and maybe Kelsey has become 20% more of a pirate
I've seen her shoot down so many of his jokes, he may have had to step it up a little 😂
Or she became 20% more goblin
Everyone knows when you’re married you become the funniest you’ve ever been. Then you become a dad…
great comment😂😂
He absorbed her youth
Poor Kelsey, Cody is definitely gonna start doing pirate talk
i was looking for that comment
Yarrrrlll
It was her who wrote that post in the first place.
I dunno I don’t think she’d mind 😅
I swear to god, idk if I laugh more because of Cody or because of Zade roasting Cody through the magic of editing.
the end screen nearly took me out
When he said he traded his dog for pants 😭
i honestly think it's zade LMAO
Omg fr. But I think it's a mix of the 2 because I don't laugh nearly as hard at the videos on his main channel for some reason (they still funny af tho)
I thought he was gonna make a comment about cody not giving him a raise when he was reading the reddit post about it 😅😂
the fact that cody keeps up with main channel and 2nd channel videos while training for a literal iron man is so impressive
I like that movie
No idea but might not be so difficult and actually helping him get through training. I’m sure he enjoys making videos but might enjoy so much they it barely feels like any work. Which is probably the best kinda job some people can find.
I love them, but between the content and having an editor I doubt they take him TOO long
well youtube is literally his job isn't it? but i agree the time management skills needed for this amount of trainning 👌🔥
Agreed
I love that Cody just acknowledges the fact that he messed up by moving into full view of the camera bc he knows the editor won’t fix it 😂
1. I actually like the color of the pants with that hoodie/jacket.
2. Being weird in the shower is more common than you’d think. Personally, I like to go “reptile mode”, crouch down on all fours, and spend a few minutes hunched over and crawling around, playing with the water, pretending I’m just now noticing I have a human body, and closing my eyes to further immerse myself in reptile mode. It’s magical, the highlight of the week sometimes. Highly recommend.
Dude Ive got to try reptile mode! I pretend im a vat grown human or cyborg and that they just took me out of stasis and I lie in the tub like its my tank and I pretend that I am experiencing life for the first time in a fully formed body with a mix of excitement, fear, wonder, and confusion.
@@iylamstoylmao wtff
i think i need to start having more fun in the shower this shit is sick
I was gonna make fun of y’all but honestly I’m just jealous. I need that type of fun in my life
@@Militant_Vegan nah fr i was the same
honestly, if the girl has any feelings for him too, she will definitely come back. he already said she had just broken up with her boyfriend.
my dude, don't worry. gals and guys both, no matter how weird an exchange is, if someone is for you, they will always be for you. in awkwardness and in health. don't fret, do not sweat.
My thoughts exactly! If she were willing to throw their whole relationship away over that then she ain't the one. I have hope for him!
i was also thinking maybe she regretted the whole encounter because she felt she wasn't ready for that yet? one month after a breakup can be kind of confusing so maybe she's figuring out if she really wanted it, unrelated to the whole incident lol
@@juliesnoot2818 yeah it coulda been a heat of the moment thing and that nut gave them both post nut clarity. ima be honest tho, if it was really good it wouldve ended differently probably. as much as people wanna say its not a big deal, its a big deal. good sex can make or break a relationship.
I don't thinl she had feelings for him, I think she just wanted to have someone to have sex with and she knew he was down
@@newp0rt a good sex can start a relationship but it def cannot sustain it if there’s no chemistry or attachment, so it’s not the most important thing imo
That condom story had me in tears, cause it's not nearly as embarrassing as that thread made it out to be😭
I'm a girl and i would love it so much if that were to happen to me 😭
Yeah, that “Amateur Hour” dude sounds like areal jackass. Reddit is a strange beast, usually an oddly egotistical one.
I would feel so much more flattered if that happened to me. Cause let's be real- I wouldn't have sex with someone unless they were that attracted to me 🤭
It's pretty damn embarrassing. Bro didn't even have the condom fully on, let alone get any pumps in at all.
I think it's flattering and kinda cute 😹, b/c it means he was REALLY into the moment and me. Also, don't end the session and do other things and try again. 🤷🏽♀️
I think it would only become a problem if it happened often/ he has like premature ejaculation issues.
I 10000% aggree with the "pretending to be dumb" one, my old job was so hard and I earned peanuts. My new job pays me 4x more and I pretend to be dumb so that they dont make me supervisor, and get this, supervisors get paid the same as my current role but with 3x the work load. So here I am, earning heaps and never getting promoted. It's amazing.
Everything just comes together in these videos💀 the humour, the editing and Cody's genuine enjoyment just makes these hilarious and so fun to watch
Ikr this genre of his videos is top tier!!!
I agree with the line thing, I started a new job 4 months ago and almost every day since I started I leave and eat lunch in my car. People told me it’s weird and sad but it’s nice to just chill recline the chair and watch something. The one time I ate in the building someone came into the lunch room and talked to me about ovens for 25 minutes
“Bro it’s weird and sad to take mindful alone time to decompress mid-workday!!” like excuse me, sorry I’d rather listen to Jake and Amir and do deep breathing exercises in my car than listen to how your trip to texas went. Sometimes I am in the mood to chat with coworkers. But only on the mf clock baybeee
lunch of solitude
i learned to stop eating lunch in the break room when i was halfway through it and my boss came in to ask me to come back early
I'm fortunate enough to live close to my workplace, so I just started driving home for lunch ever since I got my driving license. I can't imagine staying at work during lunch anymore, even if I were to spend it with the colleagues I get along with. House is empty, nice and quiet during the day, so I can enjoy my meal in peace and regain some of my sanity back before heading back to that mess.
I read this as I ate lunch in my car lol I love this moment of solitude after 5 hours of being around the same people
The girl in the condom story not talking to him afterwards probably has less to do with him coming too early and more to do with how he just ended sex right there with no regard for how she was feeling. a guy coming and then not finishing off the other person is inconsiderate to most people, regardless of how early he came
“Ready the harpoon” got me on the floor
3:33 gotta be some of Zade's greatest work - "gucci pants, 0$ (traded dog)" lmao
Edit: now that I think about it, I haven't seen Chili in a good while...
I still say "AHA ILL BE HAVING THIS" literally all the time
My favorite part of this video is when Cody says instead of acting dumb, he acts like a dick so people leave him alone. I felt that with my soul
i laughed way too hard at Cody describing his shitty lunch thoughts
hi snoop
woof?
Same, I was crying laughing 😂😂
Omg YEESSlmfao that had my asthma laugh in full gear 🤣🤣🤣
my stomach hurts dammint
cody giving career advice for a career-type he knows nothing about is so funny. definitely the kinda advice id expect to hear from mr frictionless
He used to be a software engineer
@@lizwisler11 the person in that thread was saying he worked at a cafe, ofc you're gonna keep getting more responsibilities without more pay, its very common to exploit workers in such industries. so cute that cody was like "find a different job" lmao
I feel for that kid who came too soon. Years ago, there was this girl i knew for years and i spent forever being friends with her, never trying to overstep that boundary, but tbh I was absolutely crazy about her. Still one of the most beautiful people I've met. We were hanging out one night and she confessed her feelings for me, it felt like a dream tbh. one thing led to another and we went to the bedroom, but i ended up getting such bad stage fright, that i really couldn't "do the deed" so to speak.. I was honestly just so nervous that this beautiful girl would have anything to do with me, and I choked lol. I told her that it wasn't her, and I was just nervous. it hurt her feelings i could tell, and we never really talked after that. life sucks sometimes.
@@jadon6028when that happens, girls normally think it’s because of them (not being sexy enough, pretty enough, doing something out of line, etc) so most likely, since there wasn’t much communication they stayed awkward… it can be fixed but someone has to rake the first step
@@jadon6028 I figured he wasn’t able to get hard
@Jadon I don't think you understood his post. Its not that he came fast its that he couldn't get it up at all. So yeah the girl probably thought it was because of her and felt bad.
@@queencleopatra007 exactly
@@queencleopatra007huh? that's exactly what they said in their reply tho
yeah i’ve definitely done the frog in the rain thing in the shower before, much more peaceful life than mine
imma be real… i actually think the fit is sick. like genuinely. i think it’s the purple/blue/indigo in the text off the sweatshirt that makes it work. it gives very y2k and i would actually commend cody on his fashion choices. i think it’s sick. love u cody
Cody is definetly testing out the pirate stuff with Kelsey lol
For sure. He was looking up the phrases lmfao
Cody trying his best to make frog sounds is up there with his Glorious Hobby Horsing Performance for me.
It’s the all out sincerity ❤😂
i also act dumb at work and its true its so much lighter when it comes to workload and it's easy to flip around if u do want a promotion, just start working slightly harder and everyone notices despite u still not working to the best of ur ability. that's what happened to me
Boys always say “ah dude it was obvious, munch it till you can go again!” But AT LEAST half do not follow own advice 💀
I found Cody this year as i started getting more into commentary youtubers and tbh his jokes and the editing are top tier. So glad i can watch this on my lunch break. Thanks cody and editor! :)
you should start listening to his podcast TMG he does with Noel Miller weekly. Its so funny.
@TheHellRanger I do! I watch him, Noel and TMG podcast. I'm so glad I them because I was definitely missing out lol
You gotta go back a couple years & watch the classics too
There’s another CZcamsr that has funny jokes similar to Cody, his name is Will Tennyson but he’s a fitness CZcamsr just so you’re aware. His videos are hilarious though just give him a shot
You might like Chad Chad too. Similar style and her skits are funny af
On the pretending to be dumb at work thing:
Being too good at a job can cost you a promotion and can lead to poor treatment at work because they need you to do *that* job. If half of the work for a specific position is done by a single person then why would you move them into another role when the current job won't be getting done as well?
Best thing you can do is make the person feel like they don't have any leverage by treating them poorly and keep them in the position they're doing well at then move others into other roles.
Working hard is a good way to get noticed, working too hard makes you too valuable at your current position.
At one of my performance reviews my boss congratulated me on my raise and said I deserved to be making over twice as much
...I wasn't the one who got the raise lmao. I never got a raise there. The department folded when i left 💅
THE FAKE NOTIF SOUND LMAOO
Editor is a god lmao
“yar matey” and the clapping made me choke on my ice cream 💀
Poop story reminds me of a story My favorite murder told where someone shared they farted in their mail sorting job and it was so bad their coworker thought it was a gas attack and told them to leave so they could clear the area for safety. I don't care if either of these stories are fake or real cause they are beautiful.
Im sure Cody was the one who posted the pirate thing based on how in-character and excited he got re-enacting that shit
cody's impression of a frog's ribbit is so oddly satisfying
he actually wasn’t that good ir satisfying. im way better, it’s like he didn’t even try
thats crazy@@wwxluvr2643
The "I pretend I'm dumb at work" thing... I completely understand.... I dont feel like a leader but keep getting leadership roles.... I start as a cook then end up managing, but my pay stays the same... I've never said anything, but as I've gotten older, I realise how unfair that has been on me 🤷♂️
the fake fart story reminded me of this episode of my favorite gossip podcast where they talk about this family story where someone flushed a hot dog one year and nobody in the family confessed to doing it. it went on for like twenty years and they confessed to the grandpa on his death bed but still didn’t tell the rest of the family who did it until way after. gold.
omg it totally made me think of that podcast too
that sounds ducking hilarious what podcast is it
10:47 - that's funny of cody to say he has second hand embarrassment from this when he's clearly reading his own post (good one zade)
OMG
I love zades editing, it’s like a cool movie where u don’t notice all the cool details the first time then the second and third watch you notice funnier and funnier edits
As a chef for the past 20 years who puts up my work ethic for owners who don't care about me, literally that moment spoke to my heart. Damn my industry sucks.
@Viser pretty difficult to own your own place when boomers/gen xers are trying to retire off selling their business spaces at highly inflated prices, banks interest rates on business loans are a rip off and the cost of ingredients due to the large amount of useless middle man suppliers that have sprouted up post pandemic. Many of which can't offer a consistent ingredient as they are often too disorganized to keep proper inventory. I'm switching industries for the mean time. 5-10 years when everyone is done with garbage food that tastes the same as everywhere else is supplied by either GFS and SYSCO. it will change soon. By passionate people like myself. Just a matter of time.
@@ViserbiserEveryone should be a small business owner by the age of 40. Do better y’all! It’s easy!
-Viserbiser, MBA, LCSW, PhD
the fit checks have me in tears. zade’s editing is gold
I like how your purple pants match the purple font on your hoodie. Good matching.
The fit check killed me. Zade too good.
the post about getting more and more work without a promotion is unfortunately super true. i had a job dangle promotion in my face for months before ultimately giving it to someone else despite them not putting in half of the work i did. it definitely happens, but leaving is for sure the right choice.
Episode II : The Return Of The Goblin Era.
I love when Cody’s alone for 2 hours of commentary and just gets so brutally unhinged after 90 seconds. Editing was top tier as always.
"I don't think I would ever act dumb" he says two minutes after getting up out of his chair to exclaim "Aye, I'll be havin' thy booty!"
"YOU'RE NOT HAVING THE THOUGHTS A FROG WOULD HAVE!" - Cody Ko, 2023.
My best friend's mom was at a check up at the hospital in her third trimester when cravings struck. She went into the nurses' break room, found a cake gifted to them by a patient and dug in. She was caught red-handed by a midwife who told her it wasn't the first time it had happened. They were quite used to having their cakes eaten by pregnant ladies.
My mom did something similar to the pregnant woman eating the cake when she was pregnant with me - instead of chocolate cake, it was a rotisserie chicken and she started eating it while driving home.
Omg. I do that with my work. When I was 16 I worked in a bakery and they sent me to train to be a baker. By 18 they thrust me into running the bakery !!! 18 years old. It was almost 6 years of hell. Non stop 16 hour shifts and stress being in charge of millions of pounds of orders. So when I left that job I basically showed zero motivation in future jobs. I don’t show enthusiasm for promotion opportunities and keep my work rate and stats right in the middle. I coast and I’m happy this way.
Aw the condom thing is kind of sweet if you think about it. He was so excited and happy it was finally happening. He liked her so much that her first touch made him burst
i feel so sorry for every person that watches cody when they're having a meal, this was a tough one (considering all the shitting your pants and diarrhea talk)
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“You’re 8 months pregnant you can do anything” BARS
Cody we all love your editor, could we pleeeease get a BTS of him editing an episode? I think it’d be interesting, somewhat funny, 😢and helpful to us aspiring editors!
omg yessssss
Love when Cody gains his third eye for videos😚
The guy who came too early story was actually adorable. You could tell he really liked her 🥺
The "L" when he said "Your mom will have already died" absolutely sent me.
… he knows what he’s doing with that pirate talk and we’re loving it
the crow on his head when zade edits him as a pirate is killing me
The entirety of Cody reading that condom story I couldn't breathe lmfao
The fake notification edit from the beginning was hilarious! I rewatched it like thirty times
The pirate post was Kelsey's talking about Cody
the lack of tripods and the dark void of a background is killing me
The "pretend to be dumb" piece of advice is incredible honestly. The stuff people will tell you because they think you'll forget or are too dumb to actually understand (like tons of secrets, gossip, plans,etc), is astonishing and very very entertaining.
the part about acting dumb at work hit me. i got promoted about 5 months ago to a supervisor position by busting my ass and showing that i was capable of handling it. but now that ive set the bar there i just couldnt give less of a fuck because the pay straight up just isnt worth it and i dont see a future for myself at this company. now i wanna regress to being the dumb worker that doesnt get asked to do things but i cant lmfao
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, bartender looks down & asks “What the helm is that!?” Pirate says “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
I am in a London airport close to tears watching Cody trying to mimic a frog in the rain
13:39 “i was 8 months pregnant”
honestly almost any food- or bodily function-related confession would be perfectly acceptable after that opening
i feel so sorry the guy who had a problem with the condom
Always love these videos! Great work like usual from Zade!
You are literally the only youtuber that consistently makes me laugh out loud during most of your videos. Thank you for providing quality comedy to my life.
I too am the person at every job that is NOT attending lunches, holiday parties, or people’s real life extracurricular events. No one invites me and I’ve been at this job for 2 years. I love it
Why is no one talking about the elaborate death-bed prank Cody acted out that shit was hilarious
I havent laughed this hard in a while
haven't laughed this hard at a video in a while AAHH so good love cody's trash fit and zade's incredible editing
Cody, Im really enjoying watching all your past months vids, thank you for still being genuinely funny
I was sitting at work watching this vid and I had one of those laughs where you can’t breath and you know people are staring so you try to cover your mouth and play it off like your not laughing.. what kinda condom is that velvet!!?? 😂😂😂😭😭
I love how all the editing jokes are here are slowly becoming inbred inside jokes
Your content is TOO GOOD Cody, damn.
The third to last one genuinely made me sad despite how ridiculous it is. I can relate to one moment ruining your chances with someone
i was ungodly angey after a shitty class period. thank you for taking me out of moods like these cody. forever one of my favorite comfort youtubers
Arrrr, me didn't know she'd put me on blast like that
5:54 cody:”Your mom has passed”
Editor: FAT L
i just love the edits and he´s really someone you´d want to hang out with and the dmx outro is fire
The addition of u/codyko on the condom post is why Zade is the GOAT
these edits are going to be the reason i literally die from laughter. seriously zade look what you're doing to me i have a family jfc
You and Noel post at the perfect time. Now I can watch this and eat my dinner
Thanks for posting and always bringing a smile to my face 💖 I really appreciate it
Cody is like that one kid in middle school that walked around without shoes on
LMFAOOOO
Never been so “early” - commenting to say I appreciate your content dude. Best best best of wishes for your race! You’ve put alot into your training relationship and work as far as I’ve seen. Love the mix of your videos and I’ll support whatever direction you take your work! 🎶
i think it's important to give best wishes to all races
The fit jokes were absolutely immaculate I was crying
I’ve been on a binge with your content and everything about these videos are GOLD. The editing, the music, the jokes, the personality. Shits fire
I quit my last job because they wanted me to train up an entire department for a multi-million dollar contract and they refused to give me a raise. I started back to trade school recently and kept telling them "don't make this job harder than it already is because I'm going to school". Their response was to start hyper focusing on me and my station and micromanaging me. So I quit for a job that pays the same with slightly fewer hours (cuz school)
Funny thing is they had no other trainers for the department and that was their biggest incoming contract. Apparently they're falling apart now. Hilarious!
Kody just looking around the room trying to find a way to die... why is that somehow wholesome?😮😅
The death bed fart scene sounds like a great key and peele skit
“There’s a culture at company” - Cody Ko 2023
That little auto tune "hahaaa" is fucking hilarious lmfaooo
perfect timing codester, just as im sitting down w some noodles
Watching this while doing my makeup for my wedding lol I needed a good laugh I’m so nervous
One of your funniest videos in a while! Gave me a lot of good laughs
The editing is the best on youtube. so good!