World's Funniest Confessions 3

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  • @abbystudieswitchcraft
    @abbystudieswitchcraft Před 3 měsíci +3628

    the traffic guy is gonna get hit so hard with a late autism diagnosis

    • @sari9645
      @sari9645 Před 2 měsíci +96

      So true 😭😭

    • @tiryaclearsong421
      @tiryaclearsong421 Před 2 měsíci +85

      He also probably does catalogue the traffic.

    • @awesome_cabbage
      @awesome_cabbage Před 2 měsíci +62

      Or OCD 😂

    • @LizConstantly
      @LizConstantly Před 2 měsíci +261

      @@awesome_cabbage I found the original post and he does apparently have OCD and ADHD lmao

    • @captainflappyarms8277
      @captainflappyarms8277 Před 2 měsíci +115

      ​@@LizConstantlyas somebody with ADHD who thought during that story"that actually sounds fun" this makes so much sense now

  • @ultimateginger4652
    @ultimateginger4652 Před 3 měsíci +9152

    Really sad Cody missed calling the crying guys situation a “real tear jerker”

    • @AvocadoAffogato
      @AvocadoAffogato Před 3 měsíci +145

      🥇

    • @yadana._
      @yadana._ Před 3 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Kibannn
      @Kibannn Před 3 měsíci +24

      Fucking hell I love it

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci +34

      Do you know what you win the internet today. Here you go just take the award 🥇

    • @sethgoodman6998
      @sethgoodman6998 Před 3 měsíci +5

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @lilyxy2k
    @lilyxy2k Před 3 měsíci +888

    THE TRADING KINK HAS ME IN TEARS BRO 😭😭 (get the crying dude away from me)

  • @charlieclimbs
    @charlieclimbs Před 3 měsíci +1378

    The bartering kink guy and the teaching kink girl need to get together. He can teach her how to barter and roleplay as a 14th-century merchant, and they both win

    • @carrieteagarden3803
      @carrieteagarden3803 Před 3 měsíci +27

      that’s what i’m saying

    • @marvelousemilie6620
      @marvelousemilie6620 Před 2 měsíci +20

      This guy should watch Life of Brian from Monty Python when the merchant forces Brian to haggle

    • @rayontita1912
      @rayontita1912 Před 18 dny +2

      @@marvelousemilie6620 That was my immediate thought lmao.

    • @natalielong113
      @natalielong113 Před 3 dny

      omg this is would be an amazing development

  • @6235river
    @6235river Před 3 měsíci +11517

    ngl a dude who is sexually aroused by crying and a woman with depression seems like a terrifying and dangerous combo. i hope he stays far away from her.

    • @applejax1017
      @applejax1017 Před 3 měsíci +387

      Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

    • @applejax1017
      @applejax1017 Před 3 měsíci +66

      Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

    • @uglygeguri
      @uglygeguri Před 3 měsíci +743

      I would run from anyone that gets turned on by that they sound so dangerous

    • @pyl_isa
      @pyl_isa Před 3 měsíci +714

      my ex boyfriend would get hard every time i cried... genuinely the worst guy i dated

    • @gators9570
      @gators9570 Před 3 měsíci +683

      “Exploring this side of me” more like desensitizing myself to fucked up shit and conditioning myself to need it

  • @deadbunnys
    @deadbunnys Před 3 měsíci +7035

    god I feel so bad for the depressed girl, she seems so wholesome

    • @omotayosatuyi252
      @omotayosatuyi252 Před 3 měsíci +12

      😂😂😂 yea

    • @xKrypto98x
      @xKrypto98x Před 3 měsíci

      there's a 99.9% chance its made up

    • @Jidion56
      @Jidion56 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Crazy comments

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo Před 3 měsíci +282

      Same. But she needs to stay the heck away from this guy. I feel like he might start trying to make her cry, or if she starts getting better find that he's no longer interested. It sounds dangerous to mess with depression like that.

    • @earthwindandjade
      @earthwindandjade Před 3 měsíci +146

      right? her leaving snacks and notes was so cute and nice :((( he just happens to be a freak smh

  • @crispapple8025
    @crispapple8025 Před 3 měsíci +614

    moving the dresser to bust and then moving it back is so much more work than just being normal lmao

  • @Angneko
    @Angneko Před 3 měsíci +425

    the 'depressed' neighbour girl is a true one, I'm glad there's ppl like her in this world. shes so sweet, kind n thoughtful 😭a keeper, kind neighbours like her are gems

    • @jongiovanna4242
      @jongiovanna4242 Před 23 dny +3

      Why’d you put depressed in apostrophes? Is she not depressed?

  • @kaemincha
    @kaemincha Před 3 měsíci +3312

    omg the neighbor who left baskets is so so so sweet, i hope she avoids this neighbor lmao she deserves the world

    • @gobblegoblin
      @gobblegoblin Před 3 měsíci

      Genuinely wtf is a crying fetish like if this guys partner is upset about something does he have to try not to be horny… gross

    • @dn5633
      @dn5633 Před 3 měsíci +2

      What did the neighbor do that was so wrong lol

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Před 3 měsíci +208

      @@dn5633Getting off to people crying is fucking creepy and weird. It’s giving serial killer vibes. That mixed with a depressed girl doesn’t sound safe.

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@dn5633 i think people can have their kinks, no judgement, but playing videos of people crying loud enough to where your neighbors can hear it while you are jerking off is fucking WILD lmao and he mentioned she was cute, so if he pursued her as a romantic interest, he would have to lie to her forever (very bad) or come clean about not being depressed and just jerkin it to crying videos and i think that might kill her kind soul

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha Před 3 měsíci +122

      ​@@dn5633people can like what they like, its chill, but the fact that he was just going to town while watching crying videos in his living room so loud that his neighbors could hear is absolutely WILD. im not saying he's evil, but i think she was trying to connect and empathize by reaching out but he is just like "idk she's cute, what should i do" 💀 he would have to lie and pretend he was depressed forever (very bad) or tell her the truth that he was cranking his hog while watching people cry and i think that might destroy her kind soul.

  • @marybbc1727
    @marybbc1727 Před 3 měsíci +3232

    The medieval merchant guy sounds like the perfect husband for Brittany Broski

  • @anahand4137
    @anahand4137 Před 3 měsíci +593

    As someone who got bullied a lot for my special interests before figuring out I was autistic, I totally get traffic guy. I used to hide completely innocent parts of my interests because I wanted them to stay special to me and not get ruined by people calling them weird. I was embarrassed for a long time about interests that wouldn't even be a deal to most people but I'd built up shame around them.
    Edit: Side note. The guy who likes traders could probably easily find someone who likes medieval stuff or fantasy and incorporate his niche into that

    • @virusDETECTED
      @virusDETECTED Před 3 měsíci +20

      i got ‘lucky’ and have a special interest in video games, but it also comes off as an addiction to a lot of people. i don’t know how to explain how excited and happy games make me, how fascinating they are to me

    • @psychonaut1502
      @psychonaut1502 Před 3 měsíci +12

      My special interest changes every week. I won't lie I am a bit embarrassed about it. That's mostly because it does change on a dime so someone can think I'm always obsessed with this one thing when it's just what I'm interested in that week.

    • @SuperSisby
      @SuperSisby Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@psychonaut1502 Having varied/cycling special interests is so rough sometimes. I sometimes feel like I'm a faker of special interests because I do not one one exact thing all the time that makes me extremely happy to indulge in. It's also just a weird experience to find something that makes me feel like I found My True Passion... and then it's no longer that a month later. If I was more consistent, maybe it'd be easier for me to pick college classes or a job.

    • @bee.phobic
      @bee.phobic Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@virusDETECTEDme asf yo i relate i love video games so much

    • @bee.phobic
      @bee.phobic Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@SuperSisbyyesss so real omg i pick up stuff and drop it so quick

  • @78blueninja
    @78blueninja Před 3 měsíci +176

    the amount of times he said ‘c*m’ in one video is actually mind blowing 💀

  • @kcat420
    @kcat420 Před 3 měsíci +4277

    The beginning is just Cody discovering that autism special interests exist

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys Před 3 měsíci

      but then he wouldn't get aroused by them right?

    • @PinkCatsy
      @PinkCatsy Před 3 měsíci +308

      I was thinking that's what it is but he doesn't make that explicit so I can see why it didn't occur to Cody

    • @Jeretti16
      @Jeretti16 Před 3 měsíci +83

      This is also a fun new kind of autism for me to discover, respect king.

    • @Unfortunately_Mickey
      @Unfortunately_Mickey Před 3 měsíci +210

      Also something important to remember is that every symptom of mental disorders is something every human does, just cranked up to 11. It only becomes a disorder when it interrupts daily functions. Some people love plants, lots of people collect weird things. Everyone has to cope with being an electric meat sack that has to pay rent.
      (Even offing yourself is something that happens to people with no disorder, and knowing that helps more people live)

    • @dyingsquid
      @dyingsquid Před 3 měsíci +51

      Thats what I thought 😭😭 I'm the same with my special interest and it made me smile lol

  • @meep3709
    @meep3709 Před 3 měsíci +9191

    Little goblin callback

  • @kennabrienn4437
    @kennabrienn4437 Před 3 měsíci +142

    The neighbor leaving the snacks is an absolute angel. The man thinking of it as a sex invitation sucks.

    • @dodgyyoutuber9560
      @dodgyyoutuber9560 Před 12 dny

      I know right. First you read he’s aroused by literal misery, and then his first thought when someone shows them compassion is of course to sexualise them

  • @Yertos
    @Yertos Před 3 měsíci +99

    1. I get off to traffic = Charlie
    2. I get off to crying = Dennis
    3. I get off to bartering = Frank
    I get off from learning = Mac
    Well... When it's always Sunny..

    • @Toochilledtocare-_-
      @Toochilledtocare-_- Před 3 měsíci +3

      2. Both dennis and dee

    • @_Katya_Snow
      @_Katya_Snow Před 2 měsíci +9

      My mattress is soaked in milk, causing my sweat to smell of sour milk=the McPoyles

    • @tatejensen7892
      @tatejensen7892 Před 13 dny

      And the guy on the game show with the pager in his butt… it’s like the chess episode

  • @elcrz2449
    @elcrz2449 Před 3 měsíci +3769

    Cody going "You are depressed? Ughh that's so hot" absolutely killed me 😂

    • @Unfortunately_Mickey
      @Unfortunately_Mickey Před 3 měsíci +33

      Some of my ex's actually FEELING that way absolutely killed me 😂

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes Před 3 měsíci +40

      The way some people are actually like that 💀

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@KingOfGaymes Right like it's so weird 😭 I think people with somber-looking features are pretty but I don't get off on people who are severely depressed, I've got my own shit going on to deal with lol

    • @camel2784
      @camel2784 Před 3 měsíci +2

      2:27 that’s my birthday lol

    • @samuelgodsey1327
      @samuelgodsey1327 Před 3 měsíci +22

      Ngl “tear jerker guy” needs to be put on a watch list. That thread sounded like the start of a NCIS episode.

  • @kileyc9080
    @kileyc9080 Před 3 měsíci +1040

    the masturbation closet story is just the evolved version of "mom found the piss drawer"

  • @hazybubblegum
    @hazybubblegum Před 3 měsíci +204

    that one guy who gets off to crying, is so lucky to have such a nice neighbour that cared enough to leave him little gifts to show him someone cares. thats just so sweet

    • @ArushiSingh004
      @ArushiSingh004 Před 3 měsíci +75

      But unfortunately can't say same for her. I hope that man has some decency and left her alone rather then approaching her cause he find her "cute"

  • @JoshDaBoss
    @JoshDaBoss Před 3 měsíci +83

    When I was a kid, I had a Syrup closet. And by that, I mean that I would walk into the pantry and chug the hell out of syrup bottles without anyone noticing. There was something deeply wrong with me.

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby Před měsícem

      Nah, humans and especially starter humans are engineered to do that, humans have drank liquid sugars like honey and other natural syrups for millenia, you're just following your nature- like a cat to string. :)

    • @haileylo8623
      @haileylo8623 Před měsícem +3

      No no, it’s ok. My uncle used to do the same thing and I have a couple of friends who still drink the little packets of syrups with straws. You good my brotha 💀

    • @ribbin4581
      @ribbin4581 Před 26 dny

      wym bro i still do this

    • @wxizzer5385
      @wxizzer5385 Před 18 dny

      i did this with koolaid mix and coffee grounds 😭

  • @kassideahill2397
    @kassideahill2397 Před 3 měsíci +1203

    I find it crazy how I've scrolled through the comments for a while and no one is talking about the guy jizzing in the corner of his closet for TEN YEARS and never cleaning it up... my jaw stayed dropped the rest of the story.

    • @nagisa9147
      @nagisa9147 Před 3 měsíci +159

      I actually had to pause at that part of the video. The disgust I felt.....

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Před 3 měsíci +76

      Revoltingggggg

    • @alissasteinbach9945
      @alissasteinbach9945 Před 3 měsíci +71

      IM HAUNTED, I WAS HORRIFIED WITH EVERY WORD HE READ 💀😭

    • @EM-xw1dm
      @EM-xw1dm Před 3 měsíci +71

      RIGHT?? I literally did not stop scrolling until I found this one comment that mentioned it. I needed to feel like I wasn’t going crazy cause I actually feel sick lol

    • @JalapenoBizniz
      @JalapenoBizniz Před 3 měsíci +100

      Everyone’s like “aww the traffic story 🥲” meanwhile I’m dry heaving in my own personal hell

  • @neskeynessie5391
    @neskeynessie5391 Před 3 měsíci +5909

    As an Ohioan I thank you for checking my traffic it was beneficial and crucial for me to know my traffic is ok while watching this thank you Cody you are a true hero

    • @fl1ntlock1
      @fl1ntlock1 Před 3 měsíci +44

      People in Ohio are weird I know I'm one of them....

    • @AirCarlos97
      @AirCarlos97 Před 3 měsíci +20

      People do be looking at OHGO

    • @user-cr8ps5fl9l
      @user-cr8ps5fl9l Před 3 měsíci +17

      this is the guy who posted…

    • @jpeg42069
      @jpeg42069 Před 3 měsíci +14

      I’m in Columbus and would like to extend my thanks to Cody as well

    • @kisshergently
      @kisshergently Před 3 měsíci +8

      i would also like to thank Cody even though i don’t drive

  • @darbimitchell
    @darbimitchell Před 3 měsíci +36

    "cranking off to Google maps" made me genuinely giggle for at least 30 seconds.

  • @ameliaxb
    @ameliaxb Před 3 měsíci +61

    cody is so right about the best revenge is moving on and being happy, had a horrible breakup and two years later i’ve never been happier

  • @janelled5265
    @janelled5265 Před 3 měsíci +5144

    crazy that cody’s kid can walk already

  • @cassidypfefferkorn8805
    @cassidypfefferkorn8805 Před 3 měsíci +4339

    honestly the traffic guy is weirdly wholesome

    • @2735angel
      @2735angel Před 3 měsíci +233

      no that is just completely insane

    • @n4nn3rss
      @n4nn3rss Před 3 měsíci

      he just sounds autistic lmao

    • @GamingintheAM0801
      @GamingintheAM0801 Před 3 měsíci

      ​​@@2735angel Not insane, but he's almost definitely on the autism spectrum.

    • @deadbunnys
      @deadbunnys Před 3 měsíci

      I thought so too until he revealed that he jerks off to the screenshots lmao

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 Před 3 měsíci +166

      Why not just tell your gf though. Your partner should be the person who knows about your weird, harmless habits!

  • @rehnaanliker5931
    @rehnaanliker5931 Před 3 měsíci +22

    “Just leave and live a better life, that’s the best revenge” honestly the best advice from a goofy vid

  • @Olivia-kt9gr
    @Olivia-kt9gr Před 3 měsíci +49

    Traffic is just that guy's special interest lmao

  • @jarethlarwood6445
    @jarethlarwood6445 Před 3 měsíci +505

    The period pad guy should've told his wife immediately like "it felt so nice, I'm gonna make a thing of it" now it's gonna be weird because he hid it for too long.

    • @FirEBeast
      @FirEBeast Před 3 měsíci +36

      Haha yes it will be weird. But when it comes to marriage, weird is good. There should be nothing that is unsharable even if it takes a while to work up the courage.

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal Před 3 měsíci +27

      Yeah, being upfront wouldnt be super weird, still weird but not as weird as hiding it. Then again after 15 years of marriage, I'm pretty sure his wife would understand if he just said he was embarrassed.
      Better to tell her before she finds them and assumes the worst though

    • @soberserotonin1850
      @soberserotonin1850 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Y’all crazy. He should never ever ever under any circumstances reveal his dark perverted secret about his ball-pillow period pads. Not every skeleton, kink, perverted thought, and secret needs to be revealed in a relationship. Certain ones will definitely permanently destroy others’ view of you.
      You don’t think his wife will think he’s a perverted freak for wearing period pads as ball pillows because of the sexual pleasure he gains from it? He needs to just stop. Yes, burying secrets in the deep dark depths of your psyche can be very problematic but not if you cease the activity. He should stop and never tell anyone.

  • @UrMissingSock
    @UrMissingSock Před 3 měsíci +2273

    Crazy how we all have different time zones but we all sit down for lunch with Cody

    • @weaselwovel
      @weaselwovel Před 3 měsíci +7

      For real. I love it.

    • @gmichelle2460
      @gmichelle2460 Před 3 měsíci +9

      eating lunch rn

    • @kiracloer6551
      @kiracloer6551 Před 3 měsíci +6

      absolutely. bonding time lol

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I'm having dinner right now

    • @elonk4life
      @elonk4life Před 3 měsíci +7

      *Breakfast - at 7 pm UK time.
      I’m on adhd meds and Peeves always drops a new video right when they wear off and I get my appetite privileges back.

  • @HoneyB93
    @HoneyB93 Před 24 dny +7

    r/confessions has taught me that guys are way fucking weirder than I could’ve ever imagined.

  • @woozworldbabe312
    @woozworldbabe312 Před 2 měsíci +9

    “that’s a weird way to say you’re getting desensitized”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NebGaming69
    @NebGaming69 Před 3 měsíci +843

    me and my gf to this day still go “ ILL BE HAVING THAT” in a little goblin voice. so thank you for the memories

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci +13

      This is relationship goals and all I've ever wanted

    • @nbunnysnowboard
      @nbunnysnowboard Před 3 měsíci +6

      Yes!!!! I do this and goblin walk across the room all creepy-like

    • @NebGaming69
      @NebGaming69 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@Random-sk6hm haha thank you so much it’s truly worth the wait

    • @NebGaming69
      @NebGaming69 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@nbunnysnowboard pro gamer move

    • @JuliaFYeah
      @JuliaFYeah Před 3 měsíci +6

      Which video was this from? I cant remember

  • @kkittykatgaming
    @kkittykatgaming Před 3 měsíci +1328

    wasn’t expecting to get emotional during this video, for the longest time i wanted to get revenge on my toxic and cheating ex. but cody saying how he is “winning” because im still thinking about him is so true and now im sat here at 12pm crying

    • @PersisP
      @PersisP Před 3 měsíci +213

      its okay girl, be kind tp yourself

    • @MaidenHelll
      @MaidenHelll Před 3 měsíci +164

      Taking revenge creates toxicity
      The best Revenge is moving on

    • @alyssiataylor546
      @alyssiataylor546 Před 3 měsíci +115

      Don't let that one guy hear you 😳

    • @Unfortunately_Mickey
      @Unfortunately_Mickey Před 3 měsíci +71

      This only comes from dealing with similar feelings myself, but once you spend some time caring for yourself and learning what good company you are, you won't want the attention from them as much as you want your own attention. You deserve care as much as you would expect for your best friend.

    • @theendoftheworld9921
      @theendoftheworld9921 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Lol

  • @EveleaSolgos
    @EveleaSolgos Před 3 měsíci +40

    Cody's goblin bit is absolutely phenomenal; it nearly brings me to tears when he does that voice. Between that and the haggling bit in this one, I have come to a realization: we absolutely NEED a "Cody and Noel Do: Dungeons and Dragons." we all know how much they secretly love that nerd shit and i want to see them fully embrace it

  • @trash_bender420
    @trash_bender420 Před 3 měsíci +33

    Traffic guy is just a man forming the healthiest habit he can possibly achieve while also living in Ohio. Gotta respect that.

  • @Blakethegreater
    @Blakethegreater Před 3 měsíci +727

    Cody making goblin jokes at 6 am while his baby is probably in the other room just chilling is fucking hilarious for some reason

  • @lemongingerlexi
    @lemongingerlexi Před 3 měsíci +708

    honestly I WISH I had an addiction to checking traffic instead of compulsively checking instagram. Lmao

    • @omotayosatuyi252
      @omotayosatuyi252 Před 3 měsíci +3

      😂😂

    • @nanaosa
      @nanaosa Před 3 měsíci

      This is why I deleted my account 🥹you too can set yourself free my friend :)

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 Před 2 měsíci +3

      You can. You can train your brain if you focus on something too long and give it positive Association you can make yourself addicted to anything

  • @onemileperhour
    @onemileperhour Před 3 měsíci +22

    The number of vibrations before "Cairo" had me rolling 😂

  • @xlanakeix
    @xlanakeix Před 3 měsíci +8

    Cody really must be a dad, wearing hats so much. Probably doesn't have time to really do his hair, but he's still out here pumping out content.
    Respect💯

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner Před 3 měsíci +385

    I cannot even fathom the idea of anyone voluntarily wearing period pads when they don’t have to. They are so uncomfortable, they get twisted, the sticky part gets stuck to your skin, sometimes parts of it gets stuck to your underwear when you take it off. If I could never wear a pad again I would die happy.

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud Před 3 měsíci +61

      Yeah you'd think they'd make his package sweaty af too

    • @shadycatz85
      @shadycatz85 Před 3 měsíci +98

      my guess is he's hiding the fetish side of it. they are not fluffy, like clouds, and they get sweaty in two seconds. lmao.

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest Před 3 měsíci +12

      yea they are the absolute worst. The only time I wear them is a back up when I already have a tampon in during the first couple of days since I don't even want to risk ruining my underwear.

    • @Berlugab
      @Berlugab Před 3 měsíci +27

      I actually have to disagree! Maybe not thick pads, but liners?? Hell yeah dude, them shits keep me fresh swap it on rotation.

    • @seriah16
      @seriah16 Před 3 měsíci +22

      @@Berlugabliners are comfy but pads nahhh

  • @samuraisyd7090
    @samuraisyd7090 Před 3 měsíci +557

    that cgi baby at the start got me freakin

    • @gewase
      @gewase Před 3 měsíci +18

      I no lie thought I was seeing things, idk why I didn't scroll back

  • @crabrangoonluvr
    @crabrangoonluvr Před 3 měsíci +12

    my dad is also obsessed with checking traffic but i hope he doesn’t have screenshots atleast. he is retired and doesn’t commute anywhere and does it to enjoy the fact that he isn’t in it😭

  • @hihihi9627
    @hihihi9627 Před 3 měsíci +17

    You the know the traffic guy could actually be paid for that. The daily news in his city would love this guy!

    • @hihihi9627
      @hihihi9627 Před 3 měsíci +1

      My god it got worse, he's definitely addicted 😂

  • @4Joey
    @4Joey Před 3 měsíci +389

    The "14th century merchant" really got me, ngl. 🤣🤣🤣 Like, I have so many questions, but I don't want answers to any of them.

  • @misamantha
    @misamantha Před 3 měsíci +341

    as someone who owns a pair of period underwear in the boxer style…dude really just needs to invest in those if he wants the extra cushion 😭😂

    • @malegazeofficial
      @malegazeofficial Před 3 měsíci

      yessss period panties ftw!

    • @cassidybrewer
      @cassidybrewer Před 3 měsíci +15

      I literally love my boxer period underwear so much that I wear them when I’m not on my period. They’re so comfortable

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci +2

      Can I ask you a question? I'm a guy but was wondering if you carried around a pair of extra underwear in case of period emergencies?

    • @terrie6738
      @terrie6738 Před 3 měsíci +17

      ⁠@@Random-sk6hmas someone who uses them. No. We have a pretty good idea of when we will get our period (assuming they track it), so we can just wear them “just in case.” Also, I always carry other feminine hygiene products, no way I would carry around underwear.

    • @seriah16
      @seriah16 Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@Random-sk6hmi always keep an extra pair of underwear with me just in case because i have a heavy flow and i’ve bleed through underwear more times than i can count 😭

  • @Carly337
    @Carly337 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Honestly biggest THANK YOU Cody for letting me know about OHGO bc I hate listening to the radio for traffic before work lollll

  • @Nanitamochi
    @Nanitamochi Před 3 měsíci +5

    The first confession dude is that unconventionally useful guy when the zombie apocalypse hits that will know how to scape a city based on his traffic knowledge

  • @filippeo
    @filippeo Před 3 měsíci +717

    Can we just stop for a second and acknowledge that Cody said he's recording this at 7:15am? Wow

    • @PinkCatsy
      @PinkCatsy Před 3 měsíci +86

      He's truly a morning person

    • @thehousecat93
      @thehousecat93 Před 3 měsíci +71

      He’s gotta work while little Gunthy is asleep.

    • @jubileehoney3269
      @jubileehoney3269 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Isn't that just getting up for work

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci +5

      That's like the middle of the night

    • @setokaiba.
      @setokaiba. Před 3 měsíci +13

      7am is a pretty normal time for people to get up and go to work...

  • @corinnacakestv
    @corinnacakestv Před 3 měsíci +318

    i absolutely love traffic guy and i hope he continues growing his interest into urban development and city planning in general. you go traffic dude!

    • @KaylaNoelle1
      @KaylaNoelle1 Před 3 měsíci

      He is a shining star amongst the creepy degenerates in the rest of the video. Bless him 🥺

  • @jadebaker3644
    @jadebaker3644 Před 2 měsíci +4

    “I’ll be having that” is a common phrase in my relationship now

  • @OscarBruett
    @OscarBruett Před 3 měsíci +14

    "the best revenge is to go be happy..."
    Cody is ready to be a father and I think it might be one of the coolest things

  • @luiscaballerovlogs
    @luiscaballerovlogs Před 3 měsíci +444

    This video serves as a reminder of why I need to wear headphones while watching Cody around my family..... "A bag of wheat for some ropes of C*M*

    • @tahliyajayde
      @tahliyajayde Před 3 měsíci +2

      LMAOOOO 😭😭

    • @thegreyladm8547
      @thegreyladm8547 Před 3 měsíci +31

      I literally can’t imagine watching CZcams aloud in front of my parents let alone Cody 😭

    • @j-vic07
      @j-vic07 Před 3 měsíci

      @@thegreyladm8547too risky

    • @maddiepreston4479
      @maddiepreston4479 Před 3 měsíci

      I read this comment exactly as he said it, also out loud 😭

  • @shytoad720
    @shytoad720 Před 3 měsíci +293

    i feel like if i lived in ohio i would find it comforting that this man understands the traffic conditions i'm living through

    • @Hailey-bz2ym
      @Hailey-bz2ym Před 3 měsíci +8

      I do and I am ❤

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci +9

      He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you're in a traffic jam, so don't be a naughty Sam.

    • @shytoad720
      @shytoad720 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@Random-sk6hm that rhyme scheme was abcc and i'm concerned

  • @kbucket
    @kbucket Před 3 měsíci +12

    i have to say, having a medieval merchant kink might be the biggest green flag i've ever heard - it's funny, charming and versatile, you could do so much with that. My guy needs to go to a ren faire asap.

  • @i_dream_of_memes
    @i_dream_of_memes Před 3 měsíci +11

    dude the guy with the bartering kink had me dying holy shit

  • @ZachsButterRealm
    @ZachsButterRealm Před 3 měsíci +764

    I love when Cody splooges new content all over our faces

  • @manuelb7953
    @manuelb7953 Před 3 měsíci +406

    you know cody is incredibly funny when he can make an acting about someone addicted to traffic that hilarious

    • @Unfortunately_Mickey
      @Unfortunately_Mickey Před 3 měsíci +22

      "make an acting" is the best

    • @ssundaygirl
      @ssundaygirl Před 3 měsíci

      @@Unfortunately_Mickeythat hilarious fr

    • @manuelb7953
      @manuelb7953 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Unfortunately_Mickey how do you write that? I'm not very fluent in English, sorry

    • @brilliantchaos5397
      @brilliantchaos5397 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@manuelb7953 You could say "he can make a bit (or sketch) hilarious" I think

  • @scorley7830
    @scorley7830 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Hey Cody I just wanted to let you know that you have made my last few years way better, even through my parents divorce and my sisters death, you give me videos that manage to still make me laugh and help me find joy in the hardest time of my life. Thank you Cody

  • @jaya1mana2mai
    @jaya1mana2mai Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cody you’re such a good person it seems thanks ! It awesome to support someone like you

  • @xojess11
    @xojess11 Před 3 měsíci +192

    "I gotta go negotiate with a kleenex right now" sent me lmaooo

  • @CourtneyandFamily
    @CourtneyandFamily Před 3 měsíci +75

    All this has taught me that you never know if the people you’re around are turned on or not from basic things

    • @bear9295
      @bear9295 Před 3 měsíci +10

      This is such a scary concept to me. Like you can be walking around and someone could be turned on by the slightest thing you're doing. Makes me want to stay at home all the time lol

    • @wildboar173
      @wildboar173 Před 2 měsíci

      this is why I stay away from men because 98% of the time it is men fetishizing every day life and I will not unkowingly be subjected to that.

  • @JWALL_
    @JWALL_ Před 3 měsíci +6

    The traffic guy would love “cities skylines” the game, the goal is literally to keep traffic down

  • @Carols989
    @Carols989 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Am i the only one that thought the traffic thing was cute? I mean dude has a little hyperfixation and its not harming anyone

  • @jimlahey3919
    @jimlahey3919 Před 3 měsíci +225

    I do traffic surveys for Penn Dot in Allegheny county. Pittsburgh, mostly. I watch traffic cams for hours every day, and set up devices that record ADT (average daily traffic) on every road in our district. To find out that someone does this as a hobby is very confusing and alarming to me. It’s incredibly boring and repetitive. Every day is 99% the same. I’m just shocked that anyone would be interested enough to do it for free. I make $72k a year to do it 40 hours a week and that’s barely enough to keep me around. I wouldn’t do it for any less, that’s for sure. It drives me crazy

    • @captaincosmic8153
      @captaincosmic8153 Před 3 měsíci +59

      Maybe that guy needs that as his job he sounds like a good fit for it

    • @_wheelofcheese
      @_wheelofcheese Před 3 měsíci +47

      If that story is real, I am almost certain that guy has autism or something adjacent. A lot of us have very specific, intense, sometimes lifelong interests.

    • @NinaBellaRoma
      @NinaBellaRoma Před 3 měsíci +9

      Are you allowed to listen to music/podcasts at least?

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci +17

      He should apply for this job cos it would be perfect for him

    • @myragingwhormoans
      @myragingwhormoans Před 3 měsíci

      can you listen to music

  • @RapunzelASMR
    @RapunzelASMR Před 3 měsíci +91

    The merchant kink has me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hamclammed
    @hamclammed Před 3 měsíci +2

    Hi Cody! I’m autistic, and I’d like to bring it to your attention that the first guy is probably autistic as well. A common trait amongst us is that we have odd interests that we are INSANELY into. We call them hyperfixations. My friend used to have a hyperfixation for vacuums when he was a kid, for example.

  • @Jack-mm3yy
    @Jack-mm3yy Před 3 měsíci +1

    this was one of ur best ones yet cody😭😭 we definitely need more

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 Před 3 měsíci +94

    This video taught me that there truly is a kink for literally everything

  • @justconsumed
    @justconsumed Před 3 měsíci +65

    the bartering guy would be hilarious to date. the teasing potential is endless, just day to day life

  • @LydiaReneeDarling
    @LydiaReneeDarling Před 13 dny +1

    The traffic guy really reminds me of my very specific anxieties; maybe OCD or generalized anxiety disorder and the checking of traffic gives him a sense of control and safety? I hope he’s doing well!

  • @caitlinjones8716
    @caitlinjones8716 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Watching this from the ER🤘🏻🥳 thank you for the good energy

  • @spencedbuddy6343
    @spencedbuddy6343 Před 3 měsíci +84

    Story number 1. Yeah he has OCD and/or autism. I had the exact same thing with weather and when I told my doctor she sent me to a specialist and I was diagnosed lol

  • @bfsdl
    @bfsdl Před 3 měsíci +75

    the closet one has me gagging

    • @sarah-michellemease5622
      @sarah-michellemease5622 Před 3 měsíci +16

      It's a good thing that the parents did, getting him counseling.... What he did was.... Unfathomable

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@sarah-michellemease5622 One of my classmates when I was in school a few years ago did the exact same thing but in the corner off his bedroom wall

  • @sheakeene8696
    @sheakeene8696 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cody you make my heart so full

  • @embryonic7692
    @embryonic7692 Před 3 měsíci

    That re-used ending clip was gold. Timing. Props to the editor! ♡

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 Před 3 měsíci +82

    the way cody went right back to the merchant kink after reading a different confession 😂

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey Před 3 měsíci +128

    Ok but both the girlfriend and boyfriend are so wholesome in the first story 😂 she just wanted to be supportive and learn what he was interested in, even if it was "naughty"

  • @Prometheus_Games
    @Prometheus_Games Před 3 měsíci +12

    Being into crying is definitely a concerning fetish. I used to be friends with someone with an equally concerning fetish and he ended up committing a sex crime. I stopped being friends with him after that obviously. Crying dude definitely needs to get therapy

  • @taylorhall5286
    @taylorhall5286 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Cody, this video had me in literal tears 😂😂 much needed for the end of the work week 🤣

  • @modern.pimp.
    @modern.pimp. Před 3 měsíci +74

    19:29 He could have slid a towel or sum to catch his stuff and wash it or throw it away later, but why in the closet on the carpet😂🤦🏽‍♂️.

  • @SuperSarahkathryn
    @SuperSarahkathryn Před 3 měsíci +69

    The trading kink guy should date a coupon collector lol

  • @rexzmom5692
    @rexzmom5692 Před 2 měsíci

    I really agree that it's better to walk away clean and not take revenge. It takes so much more energy to hate like that, and it damages you the most, in the long run. Just be happy and healthy. Listen to Cody! He's 100% correct on this one.

  • @halfricanx
    @halfricanx Před 3 měsíci +1

    One of my favorite videos. This was great

  • @vanitashole
    @vanitashole Před 3 měsíci +59

    it's so sweet that their neighbours gave them chocolate thinking they were crying:(

  • @BobbyDaBunnyRabbit
    @BobbyDaBunnyRabbit Před 3 měsíci +70

    “It’s a bottleneck”got me 😂😂😂😂

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Man, those morning routine videos really sunk in for Cody. Dre Drexler got to him. He keeps getting up, getting ready, and is ready to film at 6-7 a.m. Rise and grind, I guess

  • @melanieanne5285
    @melanieanne5285 Před 3 měsíci

    Your comedy is my favorite kind of comedy. You have the best sense of humor. Your wife and son are so lucky to have you.

  • @arielporter7674
    @arielporter7674 Před 3 měsíci +56

    traffic guy is actually cody soft launching his addiction to the public

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 Před 3 měsíci +1

      he talked about it like he knew all the details about this addiction and how it feels 😂 abit sus if u ask me

  • @mwon1673
    @mwon1673 Před 3 měsíci +116

    Thank u for still being so active and giving us content despite becoming a father peeves.

  • @sandywheeler4602
    @sandywheeler4602 Před měsícem +1

    "You like saddness ... so this could be a match made in heaven?" GENIUS 🧠

  • @JeanCaruso-uh3pw
    @JeanCaruso-uh3pw Před 3 měsíci +1

    The slideshow-esque editing this vid was definitely interesting, reminded me of those storytime vids we all watched back in the day

  • @Lodie
    @Lodie Před 3 měsíci +36

    That trading kink had me dying crying 🤣

  • @nicolerisell3871
    @nicolerisell3871 Před 3 měsíci +29

    The traffic one reminds me of Tina on Bobs Burgers saying she likes traffic updates because they say “bumper to bumper” LOLOL

    • @juliaalbm
      @juliaalbm Před 3 měsíci +1

      yess I immediately thought of that lol

  • @ScuffyMoneyRain
    @ScuffyMoneyRain Před 3 měsíci +1

    As an Ohio resident I appreciate your traffic forecast and I'm now able to travel through my day with confidence!

  • @Aqualyd.
    @Aqualyd. Před 3 měsíci

    I'm so excited to see the outdoor update after winter 😍

  • @igobycal
    @igobycal Před 3 měsíci +42

    Lots of people on the spectrum have special interests that sometimes they feel the need to hide because maybe they haven't unmasked, haven't shared with their partner that they're on the spectrum, or have faced ridicule in the past when their special interest was discovered by other people, or maybe even all three. The older we get, the more difficult it can become to come out and share these things with people for fear of infantilization by our peers or just straight up rejection. Obviously this is pure speculation with the first confession on the video, but with an interest as such, that's usually the case.
    Anyway, the more you know!

    • @sydney20489
      @sydney20489 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Exactly what I was thinking the whole time. I know someone with autism who loves maps and GPS’s.

    • @igobycal
      @igobycal Před 3 měsíci

      @@sydney20489 Dude same here!! I've also got a friend who loves making his own maps and planning out his own highways and things. It's so cool to see 🔥

  • @ss_2329_
    @ss_2329_ Před 3 měsíci +38

    18:05 the closet scared the shit outta me

    • @user-lh6eo4kr2p
      @user-lh6eo4kr2p Před 3 měsíci +8

      That shit is so beyond fucked up lmfao

    • @dissipatedcloud
      @dissipatedcloud Před 3 měsíci +6

      I had to rewind to make sure I didn't imagine it 😂

  • @paka345
    @paka345 Před 3 měsíci +2

    That traffic confession one reminds me of when Tina from Bob's Burgers says she likes to watch traffic updates because she loves to hear when they say "bumper-to-bumper" 😂

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is a genre of content I didn't know I needed.