Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Pitch Meeting
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- Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire!
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After more than a decade of studios trying to build cinematic universe after cinematic universe, one that has actually surprisingly stuck around is the Monsterverse, featuring increasingly insane movies where large things punch other large things.
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire definitely raises some questions. Like why does this Trapper guy have the perfect equipment always lying right next to him? Why is there a podcaster and a child on this trip? How detailed were those hierogylphics?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire!
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Godzilla: attacks
Kong: “pocket sand!”
Sure...
Shu sha!
SH-SH-SHAAA!
"Is Donkey Kong Jr gonna cry now?"
I've carried a pocket full of sand on long walks ever since that episode aired.
That whole God of War, Last of Us, Mandalorian, Logan, "grizzled old fighter bonds with child as they travel" was brilliant.
Amazing - however if I saw a studio head who didn't know ANY of these references I would want to quit my job lol
But first lets use him as a baseball bat!
We do appreciate a fatherly figure who takes a weak child under his wing
Followed by a movie executive understanding a 5 gum reference.
Also True Grit. It's a good trope.
“Why would large lizard have any context for what’s going on with underground giant monkeys?“ is the greatest line ever spoken on CZcams.
Also, the most factual!
This ⬆️
I know this is a joke, but he didn’t. Mothra had to let him know what’s up. But it’s all fiction so who really cares.
It was kinda weird though how they were like “The only way Godzilla will come down here is if Mothra summons him.” If Godzilla was never planning to go down to hollow earth, what was he gearing up for this whole time?
@@Thunderbender18830 “So stuff could happen in the movie..”
3:23 “He’s gonna turn pink too, that’s a different kind of toy you can sell!” 😆
DEIzilla!
@@MrBiggles53😂😂😂....grow up..😂😂
I feel almost embarrassed that there’s a pink lizard in my shopping cart as we speak. Almost
Yeeeeee the Zilla plushie coming in soon!
I don't know if it was just an illusion from the new color, but I felt like he slimmed down too.
"You remember those human characters from the last one?'
'Absolutely not'.
Lol.
That's quintessential Ryan...I've seen EVERYTHING he's done and it's great he still makes me laugh...No easy task at my age...
Nobody does, including those actors themselves 😆
That's not true, I remember the little girl just because deaf main characters are so rare in American studio movies.
Rebecca Hall is hot
I really liked Jia (the signing kid). Her relationship with Kong was cool, and I was interested in exploring her being the only living member of her people. But she’s mostly just used as a plot device.
“So you have a sequel to monkey punch lizard for me?”
I’m not even a minute in, and I’m already bursting with laughter. 😂
Now imagine
Monkey punch Lizard punch Robot punch Giant Battleship
legit same!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Now monkey and lizard punch together!"
Looking forward to big monkey and big lizard punch many big various monsters.
They should bring in Gamera in the next one.
Gamera is really neat! / He is filled with turtle meat!
That stuff about "Godzilla suplexes Kong & Kong using baby as baseball bat" reminds me the bit from Pacific Rim (the good one) about robot using ship as baseball bat & containers as brass knuckles
Ooh the Pacific Rim pitch meeting is one of the best.
what good one
There’s a good one?
oh so theres more than one rim in the pacific?
The good Pacific Rim? You’re posting from another timeline..?
Kong: has a detailed, epic, soul-searching saga of his quest to find his true place, along the way discovering more of his own kind and fighting to free his people from an evil tyrant and change their society for the better
Godzilla: just another Tuesday
I do like the idea that at the beginning of the movie Godzilla is just like "We have to do this again!?!? FINE, I will get ready for the fight", meanwhile Kong is like "alright we have to go here, there, down below, all around and then back here again."
"Using a child as a weapon is TIGHT" 🤣
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. " 😂
That's just good parenting.
Spoiling lines is TIGHT
@@megamerp9315reading comments about a video before watching the video is TIGHT
honestly, best part of the movie.
Producer Guy actually jumping when he said "SICK!" was so surprising, you almost forget Ryan isn't just an upper body
Wait -- Ryan has legs?
Producer Guy has to wear pants for this one.
@@SrCarpi Ryan has but Producer Guy doesn't
@@SrCarpino, it’s just really good editing
He never skips leg day!
"That monkey almost did an ice age" needs to be on a t-shirt. The delivery is just amazing.
There's a kaiju that can stop Global Warming? Of course there is.
This ⬆️
With obamas face on it
“Right, why would large pink lizard have any context for what’s going on with underground giant monkeys.” Might be my favourite Pitch Meeting line to date.
"You said Godzilla suplexes Kong and Kong uses a baby as a bat."
"Yup"
"We'll be fine"
The confidence in that last exchange was terrific.
I mean... He's not wrong.
I didn't even think of watching this show... until he said that. Now I HAVE to watch it
For real... best part! 👍🏼😆👍🏼
Man I laughed so hard when he was flailing the tiny monkey into others😅😅😅😅
I mean, he's not wrong. It's one of the most ridiculously awesome things to happen in a movie in the last decade. I paid to watch giant monkey and giant lizard punch each other while wrecking historical landmarks/major cities and by golly, I got giant monkey and giant lizard punching each other while wrecking historical landmarks/major cities AND a baby used as a bat AND giant lizard suplexing giant monkey!
So what if my brain turned to sludge and leaked out of my ear holes?
This is the kind of movie where I can imagine the pitch meeting going _exactly_ like this. The idea that some studio execs had to, in detail, explain that one big ape hits other big apes with a smaller big ape to get to the second big lizard is hilarious
The suplex was too much even for me. I burst out laughing in theatres
@@xv9021I believe the director said that wanted this movie to be more of a comedy
I think they damn well succeeded on that front
Suit: Do these beasts have names?
Writer: Unclear.
Suit: 🤑
"We changed their designs because we can sell more toys that way."
@@xv9021 I was laughing at the stupidest moments in that movie... but comedy??? NO!! they dont understand comedy...
I don't know why, but towards the end this Pitch Meeting's lines were some of the best I've ever heard.
"She's gonna read some hieroglyphics like a newspaper."
"Godzilla doesn't understand what's happening, he is a large, pink lizard."
"That's LITERALLY devastating!"
"That monkey almost did an Ice Age!"
Also, please keep "Splendid" from now on.
"Splendid"
My new favorite Producer Guy line.
1:42 "so in hollower earth"
This is comedy gold
It's hollower earths all the way down.
@philBagel no it’s not hollowest earth is below hollower earth
@@JJ-mn3nd What makes you think that's the last one?
Now I wonder if there's a hollow inside the hollow.
@@PhilBagelsYou're laughing but it probably is. Look up the hollow earth theory
"What's Mufasa's brother doing down there"😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Heh
That one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was busy scarking.
Which is like twerking, I think.
“That lizard knows what it’s like to chew 5 gum.” 😂😂😂
Producer : Say No More ,
Screen Writer : OK ,
( Weird silence surrounds them )
Producer : Now you can say more .
The Most Iconic Lines of Comedy .
4:41 “close one, that monkey almost did an ice age.”
“But two monkeys, two lizards, and a moth stopped it.”
“Splendid.”
This is one of those ‘that sequence of words has never appeared together before’ moments, I feel. Man sounds like he’s trying to activate a sleeper agent.
the 'splendid' really was the ice on the cake
I would WATCH that movie↑↑!!
I really like the idea of Ryan "The Battle-axe Canadian" George being a handler for a shadow organization.
I'm pretty sure he says "blended"
The lack of a Cthulhu and a Nyarlathotep in this movie is disappointing.
@@ProbablyFullSendNo, it's clearly "splendid" even though I can see why someone would mishear it as "blended".
4:12 Executive: "Are you telling me that Mothra shows up and says "Martha"?"
Writer: "Yes."
Executive: "Okey dokey then."
Iol! I came into the video hoping for a similar joke!
Writer: ...and just when Godzilla looks ready to destroy Kong, we get..."Martha".
Producer: Of course, their mother's had the same name.
Writer: I'm sorry. I meant to say "Mothra". Mothra shows up to stop the fight.
😂 👍
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
Lmao okey dokey then.
I am slain. Tell my wife I love her.
Having a robot hand for Kong on standby and delivering it in two minutes is TIGHT!
The proper hand too, that's the most impressive part!
“Godzilla doesn’t understand what’s happening, he is a large pink lizard” Thank you for writing this sentence.
"This Thing knows what it's like to chew 5 gum" I'm rolling 😂😂😂
I knew someone else was too this had me 💀💀💀
A nice one
The cut to the frost-lightning breath was 👌👌
I loved this part! It was so unexpected. 😂
is that a dated reference by now? I can't remember the last time I saw a 5 gum ad.
"It slips on Kongs hand like a glove, because it is one" 😂
Writer: It slips on Kong's hand...
Suit: LIKE A GLOV-UH!!!
Writer: wut.
Suit: HEE-LO-HOO... A-HOO-SER-HER-HER!
Writer: Stop that.
Plot convenience is convenient.
Not going to lie, during the whole glove scene I was thinking "this is definitely going to be the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience " part in the pitch meeting"
This movie was wild and I loved every bit of it.
"Not good. Quite cold" is such an underrated line
The 5 Gum joke might be my favorite Pitch Meeting joke in a while. That was really unexpected and I loved it. You’re great, Ryan!
It's unfortunate it wasn't an ad because that would have been the icing on the cale
I can barely believe that more people aren't talking about it. It would be super easy, etc.
What is that though?
@@kenlykkeslett7501It's a brand of gum with flavor crystals IIRC that used to have commercials where it was marketed by its literal coolness, exaggerated in commercials as giving frost breath. [/explaining the joke]
I was drinking apple juice when he said it and I almost did a spit take.😅
Glad to see producer guy had the same reaction to the robot glove just happening to be at the shack at hollow earth. "Oh C'mon!"
They just needed a post-credit scene where Kong gets a splinter and the characters go "Remember project giant tweezers we started on this exact beach in Rio?"
Next movie Kong will have an object protruding on his sphincter and proctologist guy will fit him with a feeding tube @@y05077
Pitch Meeting is my favorite channel in CZcams.
Ryan George is a genius of explanatory comedy. The Pitch Meeting videos never stop being funny, to me, and that is quite amazing.
Ryan George recently mentioned doing Pitch Meeting for older movies. I think the James Bond movie "A View To A Kill" is an excellent candidate for a PM. Christopher Walken is cast as genetically engineered German genius, who talks like a a New Yorker. His getaway plan involves a BLIMP that he has to slowly inflate, before he can escape, and Bond stops it by grabbing its rope. Remember the Walken's character is a GENIUS. The movie has a lot of potential for humorous takes on it's plot.
Thanks for all the hard work, Ryan.
“So, do you have a sequel to Monkey Punch Lizard for me?”
☠️💀👻
Right out of the gate. My stomach hurts a little from laughing, and I feel dizzy.
That is probably the most concise description of any Godzilla/Kong mashup I’ve ever heard anyone utter, or at least the funniest.
"say no more, ok you can say more now" Ryan x Ryan is a match made in heaven
I was hoping for just a very annoyed face with a flat "say more"
Ryan x George actually
He could have ended the video at 41 seconds, haha
Ryan x Ryan: the new meeting
I wanna see an alternate take where Producer Guy & Writer Guy just stare at each other in silence for the next 5 minutes
“That’s a different type of toy you can sell.” You did it! You summed up the creative process for like, a dozen current movie franchises!
That's how a lot of franchises have operated for years. The 1986 Transformers movie happened because they wanted to introduce a whole new wave of toys. Executives didn't think killing off the majority of the previous generation would scar children like it did.
@@NickPiers Not just that, but most Saturday morning cartoons in the 80's were just to sell toys. Hence many cartoons being produced by toy companies and the animation was so cheap and stiff compared to the 90's when animators actually regained control with original ideas.
Moichendizing! Moichendizing! Where the real money from the movie is made!
No one buys them tho
They were so close into making this a second Pacific Rim Uprising incident
"*little jump* sick!" made my day
I thought I was the only one who stands and stares quietly at a wall for the entirety of my break at work.
"How did Mufasa's brother get down there?" You're a treasure, dear Ryan. Thank you for existing.
We laughed so goddamn hard at that robot hand scenario. "Oh, it's right over here and it attaches itself."
Ikr….I was like how convenient!
Not just that....
BUT IT HAD FUCKING FROSTBITE MEDICINE.
Literally childhood bullshit nonsense I pulled when playing with toys. "nuh uh, my toy is immune to whatever bullshit your toy does"
Good times.
"You're not thinking what I think you're thinking?"
"That's right. The custom solution to this specific problem I have here in my pocket!"
"Just might be crazy enough to work!"
Usually i can turn off my brain for movies but this one made it near impossible
It’s Thursday Ryan, where art thou?
‘That’s the team?’ - hahahaha my exact same reaction while watching it.
This Pitch Meeting is tight!
"Control Z"
"Did you just try to undo what you said?"
"Yeah, I did. Did it work?"
"It did." Perfection!
"Ctrl C + Ctrl V!"
"Did you just copy the last movie?"
"I sure did!"
"Wowwowwow... wow."
He did a Mario jump after it worked it was great
"Close one, that monkey almost did an ice age," genuinely makes me super happy in a way I can't describe lol
This is honestly one of the few times that pitch meeting actually made me wanna see the movie. I too enjoyed bashing toys together as a child!
It's ridiculous and wonderful. 10/10 as long as you're not looking for logic or seriousness. Leave those at the door.
@@manaash4316thank you. I went to see dope looking monsters go boom and I got exactly what I needed. 10/10
I liked how expressive the monsters are.
I don't even know why, but the "We'll be fine" at the end was the biggest laugh for me.
I put up with a lot of goofy craziness from the kaiju movies I watch. I love the old 1970s movies where Godzilla slides around on his tail and Gamera does gymnastic flips. I barely even notice it anymore. But the fact that there was an Even Hollower Earth inside Hollow Earth made even my brain hurt for a minute.
Oh yea, wait til the next one when they reveal _the hollowest earth_
@@reallue Thats nothing, wait til they show us the hollow sun
Next atomic breath variation will include time travel. Hollow Earth: The Beginning.
And then they get to the hollwest hollower world in the earths core!
@@gregbrown3082 Hollow Time will be epic!
My new favorite gag in this entire series was the producer not recognizing the “Lone Wolf and Cub” trope, even with a half-dozen hyper-mainstream example names. Entertainment executives really do seem to not actually play or watch any media themselves. It’s honestly baffling to me, are they P-Zombies?
A half-dozen mainstream examples of the trope within as many years.
I would've loved it if Producer guy said some super old or obscure film with that trope. Would've been great awkward comedy.
So many years of these and I STILL LOVE THEM SO MUCH. Please never stop making them, they are 90 % responsible for sustaining my mental health
in regards to the late video this week, i hope everything is going alright and don't feel too pressured about it. take care of yourself and your family, we'll still be here for the glorious CONTENT when you can finish it without overstressing yourself :D
The pure joy of Producer Guy's Fist Pump & Jump exclaiming "Sick!" after his "Ctrl-Z" worked was delightful.
Being able to Ctrl-Z IRL would be an amazing power
Something that makes the baby Kong baseball bat even funnier for me is rembering that the baby is supposed to be the same size as Kong was in Skull Island. So Now I just picture Kong using himself as a bat.
Are we sure there the same age as skull island Kong skull island Kong was more like a teenager
This Kong looks like there as old as when kongs parents died
"What Is It Like to Be a Bat?" is a famous philosophy paper.
@@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
It was Gotham City's most popular read.
@@idiotgaming6376 He does kind of look like a different species than Kong, so maybe he ages differently?
@@alexmalcolm6309 perhaps however in most apes we generally age similarly
One of my favorite Pitch Meetings! Absolutely hilarious, well done Ryan.
That little producer guy jump was adorable and I loved it.
For the next "Monkey Punch Lizard"movie, they should include a Wolf.
Is that a reference to the game Rampage?
So long as it doesn't come with a Rock.
I see what you’re doing. Do they all go on a rampage of some sort?
And their names shall be George, Lizzie and Ralph.
Sometimes Larry the Rat tags along.
Rampage is such an underrated film, especially when compared to Videogame Adaptations. I'll never understand the hate for it.
"This thing knows what it's like to chew 5 gum"
Hit me way too hard, what a line..
Well played sir.
Just happened!
Easily his best line of the last couple years 😄 surprised it went so unnoticed in the comments
What is 5 gum, and what is it's cultural punch? Not a thing in NZ
@@furlizardor America apparently.... no clue...
@furlizard look up "how it feels to chew 5 gum" commercials. Back then it was something people would say like "____ is how it feels to chew 5 gum"
3:11 "Control Z" 🤣
This video might have the two greatest lines you’ve ever written.
“Using children as weapons is tight! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!” and “He knows what it’s like to chew 5 Gum.”
Those, and the CTRL+ Z..
"Monkey Punch Lizard" is a hilarious title for this. And I love you undoing your last statement by saying "control z" out loud. You always come up with great bits to keep this show amazing.
4:01 "Right, why would large lizard have any context for what's going on with underground giant monkeys?"
The way he said this just made me lose my shit.
The "Say No More" joke was a superb addition hahaha. Great Job Ryan as always! Cheers from Montréal!
The banter and comedic timing were off the charts for this one! Going to use ctrl-Z in my daily conversations going forward 😂 love this channel
that "sick" with the little jump was just everything xD
“It will be super easy,barely a inconvenience” never gets old 😂
It's getting up there with the likes of "I'll be back." Good on him.
Oh, really?
@@nicolasf9772 yes really
@@nicolasf9772 Took me a couple of seconds, but I got it.😁
Ending pitch meetings in 15 seconds is tight.
Also, you two keep getting better and better.
Saw this yesterday and THOROUGHLY enjoyed it. The perfect ratio of human element to monsters knocking each other about. Highly recommended for anyone wanting to enjoy a movie and not necessarily think for a couple hours.
Amazing how from 2014 to 2024
we have gotten from Titans having 20 min screentime to most screentime
Now we just need the movies to have a plot other than monke punch lizard
@@CyranoForever101 ...or do we?
Ikr make the fight scene awesome and keep the plot on easy mode@@WindupAtheist
@@CyranoForever101what if they punched eachother, in Space… 🤯
@@michaelcaboose8685 GENIUS.
Hollowcinations - wordplay is TIGHT
THANK YOU for this Pitch Meeting! I was hoping you'd do one for Godzilla X Kong after seeing the movie and, by golly, you didn't disappoint!! I was LOL the whole time!!!
Why would you see this movie? I just don’t understand how someone would decide to do that.
The five gum line was genius.😂😂😂
"This thing knows what it's like to chew Five Gum" 😂 gonna be quoting that one, brought back good memories.
Watching Godzilla suplex Kong off the top of the great pyramid was the greatest moment in cinematic history
For all the cinematic failures of the last decade, that we had some guys in a room talking about THIS scene…. Is definitely a shining moment.
Normally I love cerebral films...but these Kong vs Godzilla films are delightful 😅
(National Geographic meets WWE) lol
Hey Ryan, big fan here. I literally have watched everything you posted a bunch of times.
Question: Do you record like a test version of each character to react better to other guy's dialogues? Because some of the dialogues feel very well connected. Like the god of war part, made me think! Amazing stuff.
Oh, and congrats on your wedding and baby. Trying to picture you as a father, it's very hard 😄Joking, I am sure you'll be a great father!
"How did mufasa's brother get down there." hit hard🤣🤣
Writer Guy and Producer Guy are getting crazier with each pitch meeting and I love it 😄.
Oh getting another Monsterverse film pitch meeting is tight!
I cannot believe that you managed to outdo yourself, but this has to be my new favourite pitch meeting. The delivery is just so perfect, and the jpm rate is off the charts... Thanks Ryan!!!
This movie and pitch meeting were both incredibly fun to watch
"Not good, quite cold"😂😂
I am totally going to start working "Ctrl Z" into everyday speech.
I'll Ctrl C you on that!
Me too. That was my favorite part.
I've definitely had times when I was writing on paper and thought to myself "I need to control Z" before I realized I cannot do that.
So simple "Backspace" has run its course?
@@EdgarRoock It would seem so.
0:25: This is somehow better than 'Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience' for I tell pple if they ask me if I remember know I dnt ever remember. 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
Loved your excitement after producer guy discovered that saying Ctrl z worked!
Oh, extracting a giant monkey's tooth is TIGHT!
It sure is!
It's also super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Oh, really?
That's why you need a big crane plane thing.
1:57 I feel like I haven’t heard the “yeah yeah yeah” in a long time and was hoping you’d bring it back. I wasn’t disappointed 😎
Somehow i missed this one till just now. Always look forward to these!
I've been waiting for this one, thank you so much Ryan!
Did anyone else get the impression giant monkey kept changing size?
Out of all the pitch meetings Ryan's pitch meeting on Godzilla Vs. Kong was my absolute FAVORITE of all time and I've rewatched more times than I can count so I was absolutely ecstatic to see this pitch meeting go up. Thank you, Ryan! This pitch meeting did not disappoint, it met all of my expectations and EXCEEDED them. I laughed so many times and the new jokes are so fun. One of my new fave pitch meetings!
The Tiger King Pitch Meeting is also an all time great, if you haven't watched it recently.
"I thought you said this is a documentary, but some of this is CLEARLY made up."
"No sir, it just takes place in rural Oklahoma and Florida."
"Oh thank explains it."
I crack up every time 😂
I like the Marvel/Sony Spiderman pitch meeting where Sony producer guy steals spiderman writer guy from marvel producer guy 🤌🏽🥹
Of all the corniest comments I've read on YOutube, this one is the absolute worst and corniest. Log off bro.
My son and I have been waiting for your Pitch Meting on this since we saw the film on opening weekend. As usual, you nailed every unintentionally hilarious detail. ("We needed an exposition dump so she just reads it like a newspaper.") Fluffing brilliant! Cheers, Ryan!
''That's a different kinda toy you can sell...''
So good! Keep making more!
(My only critique is all the background noise. Phones ringing, people talking)
3:45 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:10 “Ohh, who they punch?” 😂
Loved Godzilla X Kong and loved this pitch meeting too!
I think the "say no more" bit would have worked really well for an april fools video if it was followed by just 5 minutes of awkward silence between them. Good stuff as always tho!
When Godzilla and Kong first meet up in the movie I absolutely lost it when Kong was holding up his hands at Godzilla like “bro chill” and then when Godzilla attacks him he immediately hits him with the pocket sand! 💀💀
"Do you remember the human characters from the last movie? :D"
"ABSOLUTELY not"
"Say no more!"
"Okay..."
...
It's a stupid joke and I laughed.
I had to see Kong use Sucko as a weapon in 3D, I paid $7 extra just to see that one scene.
Worth it.
JESUS YESS!!!! That exo-skeleton hand; the SECOND I saw it in the movie, I was like "There's the obvious super-easy, barely an inconvenience moment right there!!" And you agreed!
I was really expecting that part where Godzilla and Kong play volleyball with Skar King before freezing him.
I watched that movie a few days ago and it was so insane that I have been excited for the pitch meeting since then.
I've been checking daily since March 30. Also why do you have a blank profile picture?
You actually watched this movie? They seem so ridiculously stupid. And getting more stupid with each one they make.
@@richardvinsen2385 ridiculously stupid is a fair description of this movie. It was also ridiculously entertaining and I do not regret my decision to pay my hard earned dollars to watch this on the biggest screen within driving distance of my home even a tiny bit.
@@richardvinsen2385 I mean, it was ridiculous, haha. But it's fun to just lay back for 2 hours, shut down your brain and enjoy big monster fight another big monster.
@@JohnCena8351 I need a little more than that to be entertained. These movies seem like an insult to our intelligence.
but seriously, Kong full force smacking other monkeys with the baby monkey had me dying.
0:15 As a guy who makes CZcams videos I appreciate the nuance of office background noise for realism. I'm going to relisten to the background noise to see if I can decipher what's being said.
Dude... your facial expression after "This thing knows what it's like to chew 5 Gum" is hilarious!!!! Great pitch meeting, spot on, on all counts :)