When Introducing The Band Takes Too Long
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I can’t believe ryan time travelled a minute into the past just to make this comment
get ublock origin plugin if you do!
Turf Nugget
Love you other version of WE in the Kaleidoscope reality illusion world...
This sketch is actually just Ryan writing off his entire wardrobe as tax deductible for the year
Genius
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. That's amazing!
And his three drum sets.
@@hoid9407 I, however, am mad
Murder Peterson actually came up with the idea to write it all off.
He shreds like nobody's business.
Three drummers and a backup vocalist, with no lead vocals and no bass. Legendary.
if they drum loud enough it might sound like a bass i decided
The band should be named leftovers
No guitars either
@@jpuican Now I know a lot has happened since then, but Burt Whomp on the guitar was listed first
They're called Knitslop
Even in a sketch with hundred of musicians, the Bass Player still be forgotten 😂😂
And the lead vocalist, who is obviously the one introducing the band, very characteristically-of-lead-vocalists never introduces himself
base player is back in the tour bus, with the audience member's girlfriend, introduction guy is stalling for time, so bass can finish
But at least he got to join the army.
Yeah, it looks like Ryan _dropped the bass._ 😀
I forgot about the bass player, you forgot about the bass player, it's a very forgettable bass player.
Ryan rented an entire stadium for this sketch. Wow, wow, wow, wow
...wow
Wow.
That’s tight.
No literally that’s tight, as in there’s not much room on the stage anymore
That was an impressive water droplet mouth sound, I must warn my non-existent girlfriend.
Don't forget to warn her very existent boyfriend too
@@brucewillis542 Savage! You murdered them!
@@gamingpotato7937murdering people is TIGHT!
WHOOPS 😅
@@kingbradley9066 whoopsie
I used to do that in my high school classes all the time. The teachers couldn't figure out where it was coming from and they would get super p*****.
Me when I try to make my essay meet the word limit.
I had fried chicken for lunch. I don't really like fried chicken, but that is why I believe the economy is the way it is. The End.
This is me those various times when I desperately and creatively make the utmost effort to use as many words as possible in order for my English 101 third assignment essay to reach the upper limits of words imposed by my brilliant English professor.
@@richardmahn7589I had fried* chicken for lunch that was fried using a fryer. I absolutely hate fried chicken with the entirety of my heart and soul. However, this is a great demonstration as to why the free market in our capitalist society is how it is right now. The End.
*disgustingly fried in the atrocity that is peanut oil
I wanna like but it’s at 911 likes
I once saw Murder Peterson on the shredder, live and unplugged. Played all the fan favorites: strip cut, cross-cut, too-many-pages-jam...
Aw man my favorite was when he played Oh [Bleep] That’s Not Paper What Do I Do Aaahh live on stage for the first time, totally ad-libbed brilliance that became one of his best works
@@nomoresaul Awesome! 🤘🎸 That's from his album Sheet Protectors and Paper Clips!
Unplugged ? So it was a a wireless shredder?
@@neilkurzman4907 No, you really need to see it, he uses one of those old school paper cutters for his unplugged performances, he is also amazing on the scissors, even plays the box cutter and the scalpel!
@@neilkurzman4907 If it was wireless, why would you need to unplug it? 😁
"Tired from standing" yep, that's me, all the time, everywhere.
hilarious considering your name chuckRISEup😂
@@sandythemaster6898 It is to remind him to do that since he sits too much
@@mavortius8768 😂😂😂
_"...oh, that's right, you're frozen."_
He's stoned! 😃
What are stones if not objects in a frozen state of nature
@@christianboesch3459 Legendary classic rock bands?
OP, you really got me!
Stunning insight, to be sure!
The most genuine emoji I've ever seen
I believe it's called "petrified".
Hi there hello. It's me the commentstronaut from the thing you're currently watching. Commenting for the algorithm to support Ryan & this great community is tight I decided.
This comment was super easy barely an inconvenience I decided
Nice
@@Kanyewestbiggestfan123Sick!
Nice
I first read this as communistronaut but then I realized I'm stupid
I always felt like Ryan could make a video just saying random gibberish words and I'd still be entertained.....this is probably the closest I'm going to get to that and I am still very much entertained 😂
There is a video of him saying all the words he knows on a TV station. You should look for it
“If Letters Hadn’t Been Invented” that’s what that video would be called, I decided
"All the noises i can make"
"the first guy to ever make a commercial" from about 4 years ago. Thumbnail has someone holding a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it. Not a small one, a decently big one, but not too big, etc.
Absolutely brilliant and I barely like pickles 😂
Turning kitchen utensils into tax-deductible props is tight!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
He did look very happy holding that
Imagine what the IRS thinks every year when they receive Ryan's tax forms.
Lord Darkwell 's solo work is amazing
It's okay but a bit too rocky for my taste. He needs to switch up his sound and not take his audience for granite.
😂😂😂
Lord Darkwell released some great Rock Music.
A lil "too" edgy for my tastes😂
I liked him until he left the Stones.
"And of course we've got Lord Darkwell on the Xylophone" Yes, of course, I was worried your band didnt have an evil entity playing a children's toy.
Angus Smeed is really quite a talented drummer tho, low-key
Had a surprise xylophone at a gig i was sound guy at last month... Last year was a drummer pulling out a flugal horn half way thru a set..
I hear ya bro
@@captnaberystwyth2879 Wait, flugal horns are an actual thing? I thought MLPFiM made that up. Leave it to Pinkie Pie to be a master of obscure instruments. I bet she'd kill it on the hurdy-gurdy too.
@@mattwo7 ikr!
I'm a purveyor of fine silly names (See: Dord Spugnut, Chuggs Bungus, Crungle McBungley), and I am PROUD to add Turf Nuggard to my collection
Chuggs was my room mate in college, great guy. Contrary to his name though he HATED alcohol
Just holding a spatula...
Dingle McCringleberry too expensive to add on then?
Please look up the amazingly mangled names from the Japanese video game Fighting Baseball. There are some real gems in there.
It is genuinely impressive how Ryan can make you feel like something is taking an incredibly long time while only being there for 3 minutes
That did seem to be a really long video.
I actually found myself halfway through the video, checking the time bar while wondering how much longer it was going to be. Not because I wasn't entertained. But because despite it being amusing, the video managed to have a very droning feel to it.
“And theyyyy haaate it!” I’m hooked
I love the fact that the band still played even though only two people were in attendance
And one of them died
And the other left. That was a hell of a warm-up act!
Technically, if there are more performers than audience, you don't have to perform a show. That's how it is in the actor's guild, I believe, but I don't know if it extended to musicians.
The best reason to have so many people in your band would be that if you showed up to this you could leave without penalty. This band showed up with more than 10x the number of people in the audience and decided, screw it, we're doing this. 100 child chore and all.
And to this day it remains a mystery as to why that is.
Reminds me of when I used to play in bands...
"Fresh out of prison" killed me 🤣
I thought that's what got him fresh into prison. I suppose them finding out you were alive after all is how he got out.
My dog lost his entire mind when you played the sound only dogs can hear, so thanks so much for that.
I can't wait for The Ryan George Musical Group to drop their latest single on the Round Disc that makes noise.
Large dark round disc, small shiny round disc, or disc trapped in a box that can also show images?
I listen to music on rectangles.
@@AtrakKartaOooh those boxes that show images are TIGHT!
@@AtrakKarta How about the large shiny round disks? I haven't seen those in a couple of decades.
@@mavortius8768 I thought those only did images. We used them in one of the rooms for learning things to show a series of related pictures.
No wonder tickets are so damn expensive. 😅
It is slap worthy
"This guy shreds like nobody else." Shreds went from playing an instrument, to killing people, to shredding paper in two seconds. That's what I call good writing.
“Tired from standing” describes every concert ive been to in the last 15 years. 😂
Awww, little Michael....shout out to Heinrich making water bloop sounds on his cheek. It's underrated!! Those character wardrobe changes are TIGHT!
Always thought the xylophone was the backbone of any band until I saw the spatulist
Nice of Ryan to hire genuine musicians for this skit.
Their skills are on full display here.
Spatula band members are tight.
Now I'm mad I didn't get to see the 100-Ryan-child choir and experience the 100x trauma that would have brought
Ryan can't generate 100 unique mustaches ... YET ...
I need more Lord D'arkwell
I also need more D’ark-- wait I think I looked him in the 🗿🗿🗿
1:58 I thought he was saying little Michael was fresh out of jail for a second
Yeah, I was worried for a second.
Props to the bass player for playing the entire time despite not getting any recognition at all.
I always thought it'd be funny to go the complete opposite direction; " AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, A BAND THAT NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION..." *exit stage left*
I want to see "The first person to ever exist"
But who will he interact with?
@@dabatman5187 God
That would be super easy barely an inconvenience
Just read the bible
Reply 5, wyh od I aevh a muoht?
Ryan is so talented bro, all those instruments and characters at the same time is just incredible.
The three drummers really make their songs unique.
He even had himself in one scene overlapping! MIND BLOWN!
It's literally a scene from the Ryanverse ser, these are all separate people.
Ryan finally got those tickets from Ticketmaster and totally enjoyed the concert he went to it seems
“Gentleman and Gentleman”
Good touch.
That must be one massive stage
Abraham frisbee looks like every zoolander character put together
What an incredible character name!
Just noticed the description now lists 'baby'. Congrats Ryan!!!
Love that this band isn't even the headliner. I felt this way waiting for the final act at so many concerts!
“Gentlemen & gentlemen”
Duplicate plurals are awesome
Tight*
Duplicate plurals and duplicate plurals are tight!
If you're gonna use two plurals, just use one. If you're gonna use two plurals, just use one.
i think he said "gentleman and gentleman"
It's definitely "Gentleman and gentleman" in that the band are fully aware that the audience is just the two guys.
Ryan George is a freaking genius when it comes to creating characters and just making videos in general, he knows how to make someone's day 😊
"One eyed Feldman on the Pyrotechnics"....mate, you have a gift of comedic timing and it slays😂
can we all just appreciate the time Ryan took to learn all those instruments so he could start a band to make this video!
“How do u all fit in the tour bus?” “Super easy, barely an inconvenience”
The opening band...I loved that shredder! He was 🔥!😂
Reminds me of when the shredder truck that picked up and shredded documents for the hospital I worked at caught on fire. I assume somebody threw something in the shred bins that they shouldn't have and it didn't get noticed.
@@mavortius8768 oh boy...
It's incredible how Ryan was able to get all these superstars to cameo in a video for him
Nah, I bet it was super easy and barely an inconvenience.
These were all great, but my favorite was the unexpected Halloween monster, Lord Darkwell, trying his best to play the xylophone 😆.
Literally Slipknot
That was the most Ricky and Morty sketch Ryan ever did.
I love how there’s two people in the audience and 100+ people in the band.
I gotta say, Lord Darkwell absolutely KILLED it on the xylophone. Definitely worth a solo career
Ryan having way too much fun on this one
2:37 Little Angry man? I think he was in Back to the Future. "I'm afraid your just too darn loud."
I get the feeling something like this just happened to you and this sketch is just therapy.
Wel, isn't that pretty much his entire channel? 😊
I think looked Darkwell in the eye too 😳
0:43 90% sure those were the opening notes for classic Final Fantasy title screens
Confirmed. That is the Final Fantasy Prelude.
Guitar, sunglasses, machete!, eyepatch, harmonica, kazoo, tamburine and an actual paper shredder. Also a spatula.
Gotta give it to Ryan, in this one he really went the extra mile.
Also all the different outfits.
I love how Ryan on the Drums 1 and Ryan on the Drums 2 are such a different personalities with different back stories and totally different drum techniques
Gentleman n gentleman lol
New Ryan video, great way to start the day!!
"Tired from standing" is where I'm at in my life.
The echo as he introduces all the others, that echo is the kind of small touch which makes the Ryanverse so much fun to visit.
0:44 That is a very nice cover of the FFXIV login theme with the one guy who actually knows how the play the thing.
LOL, I didn't notice that but it does sound kind of like the FF theme. I don't know why you had to specify FFXIV though since it is pretty much every FF.
@@mavortius8768 Because it's specifically that version. One of the keyboardists is literally named "Lefty Logins" too. An obvious play on "left logged in"
I had an idea for a video: "the first guy to open an amusement park."
"Hi there, hello."
"Hi there, hello."
"So listen, I had an idea right."
"Uh huh..."
"So, I was thinking maybe we make a biiiig place and we fill it with these sorta fake vehicles"
"What? Why would we fill a place with fake vehicles?"
"Because, they'll move but only through a set path"
"So like... a train?"
"Kinda like a train, but not really because they don't help you get anywhere."
"What? You're crazy, man. What would- what's even the point of all that?"
"Because it'd be for fun, I decided."
"I don't know man... seems kinda weird."
"I was also thinking we could make some of them activate the fear response of the brain when you think you're about to die, and you could get that rush but without any of the actual danger."
"Oh my god. That sounds horrible! Why would anyone want to torture themselves by tricking their own brain into thinking they're dying?"
"Because it'll feel good, I decided."
"I don't- I just, I don't know man, that's crazy... you said there won't be any actual danger though, right?"
"Ehhh"
@@thatvoicedude_ The train originated as a fairground attraction actually!
@@BritishTrainspotting That's really funny and only makes it better tbh, so thank you for that addition
@@thatvoicedude_ I feel sick.
@@XtreeM_FaiL Why's that?
Somehow this video managed to actually feel like it went for several hours despite only being 4 minutes long. Impressive, very nice
Amazingly even Ryan George forgot the Bass Guitarist 😂😂
As one should. 😈
I forgot about the bass guitarist, you forgot about the bass guitarist, it's a very forgettable bass guitarist.
1:30 important yet often overlooked part of every band
1:36 - shredding joke killed me xD
Good to know the guy who held a light at a concert could make a career out of it 1:05
When I clicked on this video it was uploaded 40 minutes ago. Fitting.
I hope I see you in Canada when I got there this summer!
Lord Darkwell will forever haunt my nightmares.
The jumpscare of Lord Darkwell 😭
Thank you for slowing it down a bit!! I LOVE the pace of this video compared to your usual pace!
“Gentlemen & Gentlmen.” Further confirming there are no women in the Ryan Cinematic Universe. It’s all Ryan, and nothing but Ryan.
There have been two or three cameos, it was probably because it was just 2 guys.
We did see a picture of Ryan's family, though now that I remember what his wife and daughter looked like that probably helps prove your case. Unless it is a thing like dwarves in lord of the rings where you can't tell the males apart from the females.
This is one for the books.
It kept going,
I kept laughing,
and my coworkers in the break room kept giving me weird looks.
You must bring them into the Ryanverse so they can share the genius of Ryan. 😋
You make me laugh out loud. Thank you. I hope you get all the views you need. Stay blessed.
This guy’s out here making all kinds of quality content!
2:30 Most accurate representation of tambourine player facial cues I've ever seen.
This made my morning❤
I really appreciate the nuances of Lord Darkwell's perfor...🗿
Legend says he is still saying the names of the band
Gyan Reorge.
Of course no bass guitar in the line up lol
Samuel Whizz has a very commanding mustache, I would vote for him as president
2:39 I like how the "little angry man" doesn't even sound particularly angry in his suggestion
Canadian angry man
👍
So the bassist is like *always* the lowest in the pecking order? Haha
This might be one of Ryans most unhinged and most hilarious sketches ever
Gentlemen and Gentlemen. His attention to detail is just awesome.
Saw the whole video. Loved it.
No you didnt
Stop lying
not at less than 2 min live you didn't
36 seconds and 4 views, bro fell off
That is probably the most hilarious video i've seen in a lot of time
Holy sh*t, Ryan making bank! He's hiring more and more people for these skits.
This was one of your best sketches yet, it’s just joke after joke and they’re all funny
2:24 “you don’t need three drummers!”
*Slipknot would like to know your location*
the pure and total nonsense that is this sketch makes it maybe my favourite one you've ever done. the pirate with the lighter made me burst out laughing
Pirate? No. He was the "Pyro" effects guy. Blew his eye out with a firecracker while workin' for Kiss back in the late '70's. lol
Man, that must have taken ages in casting. I like how the guy from the other video make a cameo as one of the band nembers!