The First Guy To Ever Be King

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  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin Před 3 lety +13637

    Well, King Ryan's son definitely has the whole "royal inbred" thing going on.

    • @ishaanyadav3183
      @ishaanyadav3183 Před 3 lety +357

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @christianwetzel2199
      @christianwetzel2199 Před 3 lety +187

      who can there be a 'royal inbred' when his father is the first royal ?

    • @drrocket3413
      @drrocket3413 Před 3 lety +157

      @@christianwetzel2199 maney they have been planning for centuries

    • @cojec
      @cojec Před 3 lety +134

      *bLoOd*

    • @headcanon6408
      @headcanon6408 Před 3 lety +104

      @@ishaanyadav3183 *Sweet Home Austria #Habsburg

  • @cheetahgaming9689
    @cheetahgaming9689 Před 3 lety +1617

    “Very pointy hat”. Obviously the amount of Kinglyness is dependent on how pointy the hat is. That’s why the jesters hat is so round

    • @zanomi7695
      @zanomi7695 Před 3 lety +21

      No Jester hats are pretty pointy.

    • @TXejas19
      @TXejas19 Před 3 lety +80

      @@zanomi7695 they have a ball on the end of the pointy part, to subdue the jester's real power i guess

    • @Zack-bl2gg
      @Zack-bl2gg Před 3 lety +3

      And why Dunce and kkk caps are so pointy

    • @lucyhitchings7271
      @lucyhitchings7271 Před 3 lety +1

      Hi

    • @r.ylan.d
      @r.ylan.d Před 3 lety +1

      *KKK* cough cough

  • @thegrob8892
    @thegrob8892 Před 2 lety +3632

    Just realized the executioner doesn't have to cover his face to avoid revenge or retribution because everyone in this universe has the same face

    • @Ask_Jake
      @Ask_Jake Před 2 lety +156

      Except celebrities for some reason
      Why?
      Because!

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 2 lety +190

      @@Ask_Jake that’s why they’re celebrities, obviously.

    • @Ask_Jake
      @Ask_Jake Před 2 lety +69

      @@SorowFame wow wow wow, wow

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 Před 2 lety +8

      Lmao

    • @addictedtomoney2196
      @addictedtomoney2196 Před 2 lety +13

      There’s probably an alternate universe just like this

  • @beterotato6757
    @beterotato6757 Před 3 lety +164

    This guy isn't fit to be king. He doesn't have a commanding enough mustache.

    • @akimanzijoseph3410
      @akimanzijoseph3410 Před 2 lety +8

      Kings dont need mustache, only police and, first guy to establish a school and insurance guy need that

    • @kristibrown1159
      @kristibrown1159 Před 2 lety +10

      @@akimanzijoseph3410 and spurts coach

    • @josephpeters7627
      @josephpeters7627 Před 2 lety +5

      The beard is commanding enough.

  • @Zyphon
    @Zyphon Před 3 lety +9601

    The unfortunate thing about kings is that they can only move 1 space per turn. Now queens on the other hand...

    • @duelist4512
      @duelist4512 Před 3 lety +390

      Yeah, but if the king dies, everyone dies in chess so moot point

    • @rylter
      @rylter Před 3 lety +126

      🐴➡️➡️⬇️🐴⬆️⬅️⬅️

    • @nathankarn5557
      @nathankarn5557 Před 3 lety +30

      Funny seeing you here

    • @Wolfgang_A
      @Wolfgang_A Před 3 lety +38

      Like the president cant run 5 miles in 10 minutes.

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen Před 3 lety +134

      Fun fact: the queen used to be the advisor, and the idea was that while the king was the most important, it was his advisor who made things happen. In some cultures, the queen is still the advisor, but it changed to the queen in Europe during the late Middle Ages.

  • @mrdrsquid4061
    @mrdrsquid4061 Před 3 lety +4710

    History has proven that this is 100% historically accurate

  • @trumpeterjen
    @trumpeterjen Před 10 měsíci +72

    Kudos to Ryan for making his son look so authentically inbred. Very historically accurate.

  • @casualfanatic4217
    @casualfanatic4217 Před 3 lety +3124

    “ Then the ordinary citizen did a backflip, snapped the king’s and his son’s neck and saved the land“

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Před 3 lety +2671

    I was surprised Civilian Ryan didn't ask what if the bunch of violent guys decides that they are better suited to be king.

    • @minimoe2807
      @minimoe2807 Před 3 lety +213

      King Rayn: I would squash the uprising
      Civilian Ryan: Won't that be hard?
      King Ryan: No, it will he super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Blackvolttage
      @Blackvolttage Před 3 lety +21

      @@minimoe2807 but what kind of moves would those violent guys use against each others?

    • @spencer.eccles
      @spencer.eccles Před 3 lety +94

      King: Oooooh I wouldn't like that! I think I'll give them you're land and stuff to bribe Violent Guy not to kill me.
      Peasant: But I thought my land was your land now?
      King: Yeah well it's my land but I'll let violent guy control it so he can force you to do all the work I decided

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 Před 3 lety +35

      @@Blackvolttage - Something something backflip, something something snapped neck, something...

    • @TamzinHadasa
      @TamzinHadasa Před 3 lety +20

      "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about that."

  • @estudiordl
    @estudiordl Před 3 lety +675

    King: I'm in charge of your security if someone invade.
    Guy: so you fight them?
    King: no no, but I'm in charge of sending you to war for your security.
    Guy: ok...

  • @blubberface2337
    @blubberface2337 Před 3 lety +402

    “So what happens if you die or something?”
    “Well, hopefully I never do, we’re working on that”
    **nods in agreement**

  • @shuttlechief
    @shuttlechief Před 3 lety +80

    I love how “I decided” is always the reason for everything he decided

    • @kayaek2558
      @kayaek2558 Před rokem +6

      This is a good comment I decided

    • @apel66sinka
      @apel66sinka Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@kayaek2558 This is a good reply i decided

  • @alexfons3667
    @alexfons3667 Před 3 lety +3731

    Then the peasant guy did a backflip, snapped the King's neck and saved the day

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us Před 3 lety +8211

    Still better than season 8 of Game of Thrones

    • @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut
      @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut Před 3 lety +145

      @JayDatSkitMaker :D Nah, people kind of agree.

    • @JamesBrown-oe7zd
      @JamesBrown-oe7zd Před 3 lety +79

      I still can’t believe they ruined the build up from 7 seasons and rushed it and we got that garbage

    • @AudreyStar17
      @AudreyStar17 Před 3 lety +3

      😆😆🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @Afro-_-
      @Afro-_- Před 3 lety +42

      This isnt season 8?

    • @DalePWhyte
      @DalePWhyte Před 3 lety +52

      C'mon man, I was having a nice day, why did you bring that up?

  • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
    @WarmBreadBearBuddy Před 3 lety +172

    “I guess it’s gonna be tough for me to disagree with any of this” yes it’s going to be very difficult, a very big inconvenience

  • @donovanulrich348
    @donovanulrich348 Před 2 lety +110

    I like the look on Ryan's face when the dude questions his Kids legitimacy to the throne 😂
    *Blank, empty, confusion. Slowly turning to anger*

  • @benlies1362
    @benlies1362 Před 3 lety +750

    He can't be king. His mustache is not commanding enough

  • @Trevanadian
    @Trevanadian Před 3 lety +892

    My therapist told me Ryan Jr. couldn't hurt me anymore.

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen Před rokem +101

    I love how this is exactly how being a king works. You wake up, decide: "I'm going to be a king." Then you go around and try and convince everyone.

    • @kingsiegfried8568
      @kingsiegfried8568 Před 7 měsíci +2

      This is how being a tyrant works.

    • @everdream4200
      @everdream4200 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@kingsiegfried8568All kings are tyrants, man

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 Před 6 měsíci +3

      That's what it's like to establish a dynasty. Otherwise, you get told by other people you're king now and you've been preparing for it since birth

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin Před 5 měsíci +2

      In rare cases, the people demand that you be their king.

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 Před 5 měsíci +2

      not really...generally the king starts out as just the head of a large family or the most distinguished person in a tribe. from there things just kinda...evolve over time.

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 Před 3 lety +323

    "Isn't that right, God?"
    God: You're the best, around, nothing's ever gonna bring you down, you're the be

  • @dariusmoldovan6513
    @dariusmoldovan6513 Před 3 lety +3690

    Kid Ryan is not a thing he can’t hurt you
    Kid Ryan: BLOOD

    • @StarionEdits
      @StarionEdits Před 3 lety +6

      Donkeriusluian Dickerson

    • @melontusk7358
      @melontusk7358 Před 3 lety +45

      *Prince Ryan

    • @kapirk2244
      @kapirk2244 Před 3 lety +22

      Nothing creepier than a creepy kid! 🩸

    • @maxborn7400
      @maxborn7400 Před 3 lety +11

      There could be a Kid Ryan plushie or t-shirt ^_^

    • @justicegraceful2171
      @justicegraceful2171 Před 3 lety +11

      I can't stop watching that part,, freaking bloodlust child is tripping me out lol

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic Před 3 lety +1685

    This IS good news, I’ve decided!

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy Před 3 lety +20

      So uncivilized.
      My allegiance is to the republic, to *DEMOCRACY*

    • @awbeans982
      @awbeans982 Před 3 lety +26

      I am so happy to discover you also watch Ryan's videos

    • @acrobaticmonkey2995
      @acrobaticmonkey2995 Před 3 lety +16

      One Topic! I didn't expect to see you here. Well, it makes sense, a truly great CZcamsr commenting on another great CZcamsr's video.

    • @Danny-wn1gn
      @Danny-wn1gn Před 3 lety +10

      Finding you in random comment sections is such a nice surprise

    • @Mina_Meow
      @Mina_Meow Před 3 lety +8

      when you take a break from binging click to watch notifications, just to find his boy OT in the comments xD

  • @madmintentertainment6268
    @madmintentertainment6268 Před 2 lety +551

    "SIRE THE ENEMY HAVE BROKEN THROUGH THE RANKS"
    "damn it, send forward our lowest ranking soldiers on a full scale assault to enemy territory. Any one that makes it shall become an exact duplicate of my wife!"
    Me: Chess is fucking weird

    • @cordyceps182
      @cordyceps182 Před rokem +56

      Chess is just a giant harem fighting a giant harem.

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim Před rokem +13

      yes that is pretty accurate

    • @Speak22wastaken
      @Speak22wastaken Před rokem +3

      That is completely unrelated to the video but ok

    • @madmintentertainment6268
      @madmintentertainment6268 Před rokem +18

      @@Speak22wastaken oh fuck, is it not? Im sorry. It is my most sincere hope that somehow you can live with this

    • @Speak22wastaken
      @Speak22wastaken Před rokem +8

      @@madmintentertainment6268 yeah I guess I could.

  • @QuitterKiller
    @QuitterKiller Před 3 lety +235

    Little Ryan George doesn't exist he can't hurt you.
    Little Ryan George: blood!

  • @thecastiel69
    @thecastiel69 Před 3 lety +5058

    He is just on administrator mode in Windows XP

    • @Mimartomusic
      @Mimartomusic Před 3 lety +35

      I scrolled way too far for this

    • @variantgalaxy
      @variantgalaxy Před 3 lety +50

      @@Mimartomusic I scrolled ² comments for this

    • @noonesland2471
      @noonesland2471 Před 3 lety +9

      @@variantgalaxy x2

    • @donnysoal9748
      @donnysoal9748 Před 3 lety +17

      That would explain the background

    • @lilaclemonarsenic
      @lilaclemonarsenic Před 3 lety +9

      "WHY THE HELL DOES SUPENATURAL FOLLOW ME?"
      *starts sobbing* "LEAVE ME ALONE, THE FINALE STILL HAUNTS ME"

  • @user-he4qm7bg6x
    @user-he4qm7bg6x Před 3 lety +374

    Oh no, everyone, run to your closest shelter! BABY RYAN IS BACK!!!

    • @purpleshep7439
      @purpleshep7439 Před 3 lety +6

      no one can escape baby ryan

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij Před 3 lety +7

      I see that thing as my sleep paralysis demon

    • @god3538
      @god3538 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ehi_ij same also I saw your reddit vid I thought it was pretty funny new sub 👍

    • @siddharthkhattar1297
      @siddharthkhattar1297 Před 3 lety

      NIGHTMARE FUEL

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera Před 3 lety

      And now it is even lusting for blood 😢

  • @Deborah-hc8nf
    @Deborah-hc8nf Před 2 lety +126

    "Isn't that right God?"
    *Silence*
    "... He says yes."
    *"That seems pretty legitimate"*

    • @Papasmurf47829
      @Papasmurf47829 Před 2 lety

      😂

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger Před 2 lety +14

      Isn't that pretty much religion in a nutshell?

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 Před 2 lety +3

      @@LadyDoomsinger as a religious person…yes

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 Před 2 lety +3

      @Lord Simpleton I don’t know about other Christian’s but for me I think they’re the same

    • @JenTilly96
      @JenTilly96 Před 2 lety +2

      @@LadyDoomsinger As a person who was born in Christianity.
      Yeah it's literally just that or everything that happens has to do with God.
      And God can solve any problem in the universe.
      If you're depressed just pray and read the bible.

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 Před rokem +4

    The shine on King Ryan's eye at 0:24 makes it appear he has a cataract or something. Poor guy.

  • @purpletophat2885
    @purpletophat2885 Před 3 lety +690

    King Ryan: “Isn’t that right God?”
    God: “I couldn’t be bothered to make any of you look different, you really think I can be bothered to answer your question”

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 Před 3 lety +368

    “S-so-so, what happens if you die or something?”
    “Well, hopefully I won’t. We’re working on that.”
    “Sure.”
    1000% Historically accurate

  • @Nobody-vr5nl
    @Nobody-vr5nl Před 2 lety +42

    "Who are you?"
    "I'm your king!"
    "I didnt know we had a king"

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Před 2 lety +2

      To be fair a lot of people in the old days probably though that as they were farmers all their life

    • @wolverinefangowings
      @wolverinefangowings Před 2 lety +5

      You thought you were an autonomous collective?

  • @Room1_217_1
    @Room1_217_1 Před rokem +5

    "I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective."

  • @rangamsarmah2061
    @rangamsarmah2061 Před 3 lety +518

    Royal baby Ryan is the moment people realised incest is bad.

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 Před 3 lety +9

      And yet they continued incesting!

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 Před 3 lety +8

      I don't think two ryans can make children.

    • @jk-gb4et
      @jk-gb4et Před 3 lety +15

      yes they can this video is evidence

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Palindrome78 for it get this bad, it was probably already tradition at this point.

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 Před 3 lety +2

      Brings new meaning to "Who's your daddy?" "You should know, he's yours, too!"

  • @loganpowers4966
    @loganpowers4966 Před 3 lety +2271

    “Monopolies on legitimate violence are tight!”
    -Thomas Hobbes, 1651

    • @michaellathrop3640
      @michaellathrop3640 Před 3 lety +17

      Freaking legend!

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw Před 3 lety +32

      "Leviathans are super great barely an inconvenience!"

    • @athingwhichexists
      @athingwhichexists Před 3 lety +53

      "No they aren't you bitch"
      -John Locke, 1689

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy Před 3 lety +34

      “The problem with quotes found on the internet is that it’s hard to be sure if they’re accurate or not.”
      -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 Před 2 lety +12

      @@athingwhichexists
      "Yes they are, shut up (wait you're dead now- nvm we'll meet again one day)"
      Max Weber, 1918, _The Politician and The Scientist_

  • @witnessesofchrist2877
    @witnessesofchrist2877 Před 3 lety +20

    Man.
    I have to admit.... This is literally one of the funniest guys I have EVER witnessed .

  • @igor_kossov
    @igor_kossov Před 2 lety +5

    "I have this sharp thing and a dark cloak which I'm sure you'll agree is very ominous." The way he delivers that.

  • @circeno
    @circeno Před 3 lety +1052

    Me after the Christmas Video *crying*: Child ryan is not real you will never see him again...
    Child Ryan: Blood BLOOD

    • @miguelraeder3005
      @miguelraeder3005 Před 3 lety +6

      Hahahah 😂

    • @oniakuma2392
      @oniakuma2392 Před 3 lety +48

      Child Ryan is more horrifying than the humans in the first Toy Story

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 Před 3 lety +9

      Agreed. I saw that face and my PTSD acted up.
      Never forget!

    • @dulcelao3592
      @dulcelao3592 Před 3 lety +8

      Ugh. I thought Ryan will never bring back that uncanny valley

    • @kt-ot3wj
      @kt-ot3wj Před 3 lety

      500th like

  • @swinepine
    @swinepine Před 3 lety +285

    Doctor: Baby Ryan doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
    Baby Ryan: BlOoD

    • @rezearta2724
      @rezearta2724 Před 3 lety +3

      I thought he died on christmas... gotta hunt the little bastard again, THAT KID NEVER DIES.

    • @soullbird9qtm523
      @soullbird9qtm523 Před 3 lety

      @@rezearta2724 It does look better than the christmas one (Still something I need therapy for).

    • @rezearta2724
      @rezearta2724 Před 3 lety

      @@soullbird9qtm523 After i saw the christmas episode i attempted to kill that little brat, he ruined our lives and the only way we could escape from such a fate was kill him. Oh i wish i went to the christmas episode in time because they retreated to the king episode, EXCEPT THIS TIME I'M NOT MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE i'm killing the brat.

    • @soullbird9qtm523
      @soullbird9qtm523 Před 3 lety

      @@rezearta2724 have no mercy then

  • @mysticleo1446
    @mysticleo1446 Před 3 lety +17

    Joffrey in GoT be like: 1:54
    Scar: "Long Live The King."

  • @aryastark575
    @aryastark575 Před 2 lety +26

    Ok, when the son popped up I went into hysterics! I thought it was just going to be his regular face. That was friggin' *PERFECT* 😂😂😂 😂 😂😂

    • @SilverSwordCreative
      @SilverSwordCreative Před 9 měsíci +1

      I honestly wish he used his regular face for kids that thing is horrifying

    • @aryastark575
      @aryastark575 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@SilverSwordCreative It's perfect for a king's son though since they're inbred lol.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Před 3 lety +319

    "I'm in charge of everything now."
    "Great, do everything, then."

    • @randompastahandle
      @randompastahandle Před 3 lety +9

      Communism has entered the chat

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub Před 3 lety +4

      Then he does nothing

    • @vdiitd
      @vdiitd Před 3 lety +5

      Managers in every company would like to disagree with that.

    • @MrJed87
      @MrJed87 Před 3 lety +1

      But they're also in charge of who has to do stuff.

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 Před 3 lety +3

      *surprised pikachu face*

  • @bharatmishra7462
    @bharatmishra7462 Před 3 lety +572

    Just wanted to say that yesterday I put 'super easy barely an inconvenience' in a school presentation and the teacher said 'Oh really'

  • @iLN28
    @iLN28 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Ryan: So how do i become king?
    King: Well your have to wait until the throne comes to you and that will be super hard, definitely a convenience

  • @itzNIXLE
    @itzNIXLE Před 2 lety +3

    I always knew what ‘Ominous’ meant but until this 1:15, I had no idea how to use it. Now I can use it every day!

  • @dougjohnson3200
    @dougjohnson3200 Před 3 lety +424

    I was really expecting:
    "yeah, I made him myself, with his mom-"
    "Yeah that's how making babies works."
    "My cousin."
    "Oh God"

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 Před 3 lety +17

      Well, cousin marriage don’t make such monstrosity. Sisters or nieces do.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 Před 3 lety +5

      Most families practiced Cusin Marriages, not just ROalty.

    • @Banzybanz
      @Banzybanz Před 3 lety +11

      @@cobra8888 If you repeatedly do that generationa fter generation, it would.

    • @SuperCrazyfin
      @SuperCrazyfin Před 3 lety +3

      You mean "Oh, my god."

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Banzybanz Sure. Especially if it has been going on for decades and probably centuries as you said. My point is if it was the first of its generation. Cause many people have that notion that it is so.

  • @squeemlives
    @squeemlives Před 3 lety +223

    "It kinda sounds like you've given yourself a monopoly on legitimate violence"
    This is pretty profound.

    • @Jarnauga
      @Jarnauga Před 3 lety +11

      @@f.2330 I think it goes a bit further back to John Lockes Leviathan. And probably other philosophers that wrote about statecraft as well. Its really is the core of a Government of any sort, that they hold the monopoly on legitimate violence, as well as holding the most power, militarily or through other means, thus being able to dictate laws and enforce them in the first place, which also includes the potential of "legitimate violence" existing in the first place.

    • @carlosducci759
      @carlosducci759 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Jarnauga Thomas Hobbes Leviathan*

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 Před 3 lety

      ikr

    • @breadsanta6414
      @breadsanta6414 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah that's Max Weber's definition of the state.

    • @fatalshore5068
      @fatalshore5068 Před 3 lety

      @@breadsanta6414 Is it not para phrasing the treaty of westphalia?

  • @BitterJoyXx
    @BitterJoyXx Před 2 lety +7

    I love how in all these videos when they ask questions they don't get immediately hated for being dumb like on twitter, like the king is explaining what happens if ou disagree instead of instantly killing em because they asked a question

  • @screenname8267
    @screenname8267 Před 2 lety +19

    Now I want "The Guy who designed the 5 day workweek"
    It's been a spiel of mine for a while on how, exactly, that pitch must have gone and how good he must have been at debating to convince everyone to work 250% more than they rest with a 5-2 workweek, rather than a 4-3 work/rest split (or a 3/4 favoring recreation).

    • @mypetcerberus13
      @mypetcerberus13 Před 2 lety +12

      You mean the 5 day work work vs the previous 6 day work week that preceded it? I would think that wouldn't be a hard pitch for people to get an extra day off in the horrible work life of the industrial revolution era.

    • @nicolaslucena6411
      @nicolaslucena6411 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mypetcerberus13 Do you know how life was like before the industrial revolution?

    • @exi_dudi2037
      @exi_dudi2037 Před 2 lety

      @@nicolaslucena6411 yes, we learn it in school

    • @nicolaslucena6411
      @nicolaslucena6411 Před 2 lety +1

      @@exi_dudi2037 Then by all means, enlighten me.

    • @exi_dudi2037
      @exi_dudi2037 Před 2 lety

      @@nicolaslucena6411 short answer, it sucked. Long answer, it sucked

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth Před 3 lety +1834

    Ryan actually went back in time to film this. It’s not a sketch this is just legitimately accurate

    • @no-ko1mj
      @no-ko1mj Před 3 lety +26

      He just invented time travel just for these videos!

    • @walkinmn
      @walkinmn Před 3 lety +13

      Back in time *drum roll* "IN THE RYANVERSE!"

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah he went back in time to when everyone had that windows background

    • @GracUntoYou
      @GracUntoYou Před 3 lety +2

      1 Corinthians 12:13 For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body, whether we be Jews or Gentiles, whether we be bond or free; and have been all made to drink into one Spirit./inspiration+ The unity of believers all around the world consist of more than just an agreement on a certain set of doctrines, of following certain religious traditions, or of simply identifying ourselves by the name " Christian." It is founded on the work of the Spirit in "baptizing" us "into one body," that is, in the Church, the Body of Christ./prayer+ I praise You, O God, that You are calling out a people for Your glory from among all the nations of the earth and from across the centuries. There is great diversity in this group, but You have made us all to be baptized by One Spirit into one Body, Your Church. You will sanctify Your chosen Bride, and I praise You that You have made me a part of her.

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT Před 3 lety +2

      @@GracUntoYou Stfu boomer Jesus

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic Před 3 lety +1165

    *Blood!*

  • @Youravaragejoe_Englisch
    @Youravaragejoe_Englisch Před rokem +3

    3:01 I was watching this with my raycons on

  • @_rlb
    @_rlb Před 2 lety +2

    Kid Ryan is the stuff of nightmares I decided.

  • @Vatolicious
    @Vatolicious Před 3 lety +1527

    I wasn't prepared for baby Ryan today.

  • @botbee2316
    @botbee2316 Před 3 lety +3977

    The next one you should do is “the first person to be pregnant”

    • @davidxander6994
      @davidxander6994 Před 3 lety +270

      Wait why am I so fat

    • @HMGarth
      @HMGarth Před 3 lety +197

      " . . . . . . NINE months??! "

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 Před 3 lety +211

      @Anne Day Especially in the Ryanverse. I never need to see a female ryan giving birth to a baby ryan (especially in a universe of only Ryan’s so that child HAS to be inbred).

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 Před 3 lety +30

      So...Adam and Eve?

    • @wreflextions6062
      @wreflextions6062 Před 3 lety +17

      Yea...that would be Eve

  • @doublelightangel
    @doublelightangel Před 3 lety +4

    Loving the void where all fears are born LOL... even the ads have mad weird creative stuff in! and of course reminds Ryan he needs to buy butter...

  • @robertprewitt776
    @robertprewitt776 Před 3 lety +7

    The "Hello" killed me before the guy had a chance.😂

  • @JoeyLever
    @JoeyLever Před 3 lety +1983

    Are you in Windows Xp?

    • @sehr.geheim
      @sehr.geheim Před 3 lety +39

      No, but it hella lookes like that

    • @brandtforester837
      @brandtforester837 Před 3 lety +32

      The photo is called bliss

    • @MasterKey2004
      @MasterKey2004 Před 3 lety +24

      Sneaky bastard made it undersaturated so we wouldn’t notice

    • @AnirudhIsOnline
      @AnirudhIsOnline Před 3 lety +12

      Ah yes lol , was just searching for this comment 😂

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie Před 3 lety +7

      THANK you. Glad I checked before commenting.

  • @talmagetaylor5226
    @talmagetaylor5226 Před 3 lety +254

    ...and then the King's son did a back flip, snapped the farmer's neck, and saved the day!
    "BLUUD!"

  • @NinoBrown08
    @NinoBrown08 Před 2 lety +2

    You'd think the king would have a more commanding mustache.

  • @augustomoreira7441
    @augustomoreira7441 Před 2 lety +1

    the king: *I CAN DO ANYTHING BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME SO*
    everyone: seems legit

  • @hatemonger8902
    @hatemonger8902 Před 3 lety +359

    Baby-filter Ryan is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

    • @ChrisNorwood3
      @ChrisNorwood3 Před 3 lety +11

      He needs his own channel.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical Před 3 lety +12

      @@ChrisNorwood3 he needs his own *B L O O D*

    • @veronicawilliamson4526
      @veronicawilliamson4526 Před 3 lety +8

      @@TechnologicallyTechnical *B L O O D*

    • @andreaamitrano6403
      @andreaamitrano6403 Před 3 lety +1

      Too bad, cause he's never gonna die (hopefully). But even if that were a possibility, his son would be in charge next and god knows what he would look like

    • @karibu1464
      @karibu1464 Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂 I was dying

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine Před 3 lety +224

    "I didn't sign up for this"
    Literally everyone in the kingdom who wasn't born a king.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 Před 3 lety +3

      Actually plenty of People support Monarchy

    • @SuperCrazyfin
      @SuperCrazyfin Před 3 lety +2

      @@skwills1629 Yeah but they dont sign up for it even if they think its great.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 Před 3 lety +5

      @@SuperCrazyfin - Il ive in America. I did not sign up to live in a Republic, but am supposed to Pretend I did. Few people decide what form of Government hey Li e under. Why is Monarchy somehow different?

    • @SuperCrazyfin
      @SuperCrazyfin Před 3 lety +1

      @@skwills1629 It's not, but this video isnt called "The first guy to become President." The reason Monarchy is brought up is because the videos about Monarchy.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 Před 3 lety

      @@SuperCrazyfin - True but i am responding to Reply in The C omment Section.

  • @johnsatan117
    @johnsatan117 Před 2 lety +1

    My favorite line baby Ryan said was Blood.

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Před rokem +2

    King: I’m king now. When I die, my son will be king. Unless of course something happens to my son and he dies before me, then my brother will become king when I die.
    King’s Brother: Hi there. Hello, brother. I’m here to take my favorite nephew hunting. Alone. In the dark forest.

  • @AceYT69
    @AceYT69 Před 3 lety +289

    I still feel like Ryan's son has really improved on his acting performance. He just needs better facial expressions.. and better facial everything

    • @tpad6
      @tpad6 Před 3 lety +2

      Okay, dad!

    • @witz_9989
      @witz_9989 Před 3 lety +1

      I *LOVE* him, IDK what it is. I think it might be that Florp Flap voice. 😄🤗

    • @TXBC-yr3nh
      @TXBC-yr3nh Před 3 lety +2

      Yes a better face is needed

    • @annelarsen4480
      @annelarsen4480 Před 3 lety

      What do you mean?

  • @heyhey97777
    @heyhey97777 Před 3 lety +273

    "I'll make it so that only MY family can be king."
    "But that doesn't seem fair."
    "I do what I want and you can't do anything about it"
    "What if I kill your entire family?"
    "Well that doesn't seem fair, we should punish that"
    "But if I take that crown after you die, then I decide what's fair"
    "This seems a bit corrupt"
    "Oh it is, but we kill people if we say that"
    "So you're going to kill people for saying the truth?"
    "Exactly."
    "Oh my god"

    • @Apollo-684
      @Apollo-684 Před 3 lety +3

      @@AxxLAfriku ok tommyinnit

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety

      wow wow wow wow wow.
      wow wow.

    • @entersandshrew4230
      @entersandshrew4230 Před 3 lety +1

      I like how both sides kind of switched in the middle lol

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +1

      @@entersandshrew4230 In Improv Comedy, it's called "Status transfer". Or maybe High-low game. Start with one high, one low. Through the scene, reverse status.

  • @0ygormartins
    @0ygormartins Před 3 lety +4

    0:36 The first guy to ever be an anarchist

  • @normaljim
    @normaljim Před 3 lety +24

    As a historian I can tell you for 100% certainty that this did play out in most kingdoms

  • @Zanmakenninotachii
    @Zanmakenninotachii Před 3 lety +170

    the cursed kid Ryan is back, and now he have power and lust for blood

    • @laithmeanslion
      @laithmeanslion Před 3 lety +4

      wait this isn't his first appearance?

    • @mariusdesu1633
      @mariusdesu1633 Před 3 lety +9

      @@laithmeanslion the first guy to celebrate christmas

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 Před 3 lety +6

      @@laithmeanslion sadly not. 😆
      I think he was in the first guy to celebrate Christmas video. But I'm trying to erase the memory of that...that...thing! So I can be wrong. 😄

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 Před 3 lety +7

      Is it wrong that Im glad he's back. I kinda like baby ryan

    • @search..engine
      @search..engine Před 3 lety +1

      @@lux0rd01 yes he is awesome

  • @reidfowler2076
    @reidfowler2076 Před 3 lety +689

    The feeling of deep, impending dread that immediately sets in whenever Ryan says the words “my son”...

  • @Jermeister
    @Jermeister Před 2 měsíci +2

    He's in charge of all of the Windows XP default wallpaper.

  • @tedmoise1398
    @tedmoise1398 Před měsícem +1

    I just had to ... revisit this video. Congrats on your new bloodlustling🎉

  • @tehweh8202
    @tehweh8202 Před 3 lety +236

    To quote his highness prince Ryan the visually disturbing: "Bloooood."

    • @DerIntergalaktische
      @DerIntergalaktische Před 3 lety +13

      "The visually disturbing" is the best title one could possibly have.

    • @CuriousDiscourse
      @CuriousDiscourse Před 3 lety +1

      you edited the comment but still couldn't spell prince right xD

    • @soullbird9qtm523
      @soullbird9qtm523 Před 3 lety +2

      @@CuriousDiscourse I came here to say the same thing

    • @serosero
      @serosero Před 3 lety

      @@soullbird9qtm523 I came here to say that I came here to say the same thing

    • @edgecrow5492
      @edgecrow5492 Před 3 lety

      @@serosero I came here to say that I came here to say that I came here to say the same thing

  • @zishikalyan
    @zishikalyan Před 3 lety +121

    peasant guy: Was becoming a king difficult?
    Ryan: actually super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +7

      I just found a dozen or so guys with sharp things. Offered them free booze at night if they stab whoever I point at by day. .Plus points on the back end.
      (I just noted other meaning for last sentence. My subconcious is funny. But also five.)

  • @hyperfuzzysniper30
    @hyperfuzzysniper30 Před 3 lety +2

    Therapist: baby Ryan isn't real baby Ryan can't hurt you
    Baby ryan:

  • @3THANOSS
    @3THANOSS Před rokem +3

    I can’t believe the guy who invented Christmas is the same guy who was the first to become king. They’ve both got the same adorable child!

  • @kaizer-777
    @kaizer-777 Před 3 lety +511

    He's the king of the Windows XP desktop wallpaper.

  • @nekomajinc335
    @nekomajinc335 Před 3 lety +72

    King: "What is yours is mine and what is mine is also mine."

  • @dannybenhur6123
    @dannybenhur6123 Před 3 lety +4

    King Ryan The great ruler of Windows XP Wallpaper.

  • @asum2832
    @asum2832 Před 3 lety +303

    Ryan's Christmas video: the horror child
    Ryan's King video: return of the horror child electric boogaloo

    • @ampkids4430
      @ampkids4430 Před 3 lety +3

      Horror Child 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @stickman3208
      @stickman3208 Před 3 lety

      Ryan's Time Travel video: The Horror Child Rises.

    • @askingguess2301
      @askingguess2301 Před 3 lety

      It was quite to sequel, but I think the first game was better. Devs really got lazy and didn’t put enough effort in the story.

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon Před 3 lety +852

    This whole thing reminds me of the scene in The Holy Grail: "Well, I didn't vote for you!"

  • @Room1_217_1
    @Room1_217_1 Před rokem +2

    "Oh, now we see the violence inherited in the system!"

  • @achillesakanga117
    @achillesakanga117 Před 3 lety +1

    Prince Ryan: BLOOD!!!
    October: DEATH!!!

  • @benjaminbaer9712
    @benjaminbaer9712 Před 3 lety +810

    Ryan: you see that channel over there, screenrant? Technically I own that.

    • @Sandman_10372
      @Sandman_10372 Před 3 lety +52

      Just because you carry it on your back doesn't mean you own it.

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm Před 3 lety +64

      @@Sandman_10372 so atlas doesn't own the world?

    • @arpitabrahmachari7649
      @arpitabrahmachari7649 Před 3 lety +12

      @@BelcarrigFarm maaaan that madey day thanks

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm Před 3 lety +35

      @@arpitabrahmachari7649 screenwriter guy owns producer guy since he's always on his back

    • @idonoy661
      @idonoy661 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Sandman_10372 i need you to get all the way off his back

  • @thevideogamingfreak4360
    @thevideogamingfreak4360 Před 3 lety +2761

    "Kind of sounds like you've given yourself a monopoly on legitimate violence."
    "Yeah, that's a good way to put it."
    Wasn't expecting political science humor in my Ryan George content lol.

    • @9forMortalMen
      @9forMortalMen Před 3 lety +41

      Love it. Ryan George being based as heck in this video

    • @HeelBJC
      @HeelBJC Před 3 lety +3

      I don't get it.

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 Před 3 lety +121

      Michigan fan people are taught by their governing power that armed and violent protests are bad because you shouldn't use force to get what you want and should always pursue peaceful methods. Yet, that same governing body gives you a list of rules you're forced to follow under threat of violence and/or incarceration, like it's a normal thing. Therefor, said governing power has taken authority over what is legitimate use of violence and what isn't. A country is essentially a big gang.

    • @9forMortalMen
      @9forMortalMen Před 3 lety +61

      @@kylecyrus9457 a gang that has convinced the population that as long as it does a little good for the community, it should be allowed to seize the assets of everyone it call its “citizen”.

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 Před 3 lety +30

      @@9forMortalMen Some gangs do that. They keep other gangs away and help some businesses in exchange for protection fees and favors.

  • @edenanimates1465
    @edenanimates1465 Před rokem +1

    “I now own everything’s, it’s one for all and all for me”

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios Před rokem +1

    I'm just an American, but Ryan George sketches seem to be in a world where everyone is a soft-spoken, conflict-avoiding Canadian. "Sor-ry!"

  • @MariuigiKhed
    @MariuigiKhed Před 3 lety +95

    King: "But if I die, my sone will probably take over"
    Me: "Oh, god, no, pls don't..."
    Baby: "BLOOD"
    Me: (shrieks!)

  • @snowangelnc
    @snowangelnc Před 3 lety +163

    "I figure I could also protect you if anybody invades the land."
    "You're doing that?"
    "Well yeah, but by me I don't mean me personally. I'm planning on getting like thousands and thousands of guys and sending them out to do the actual fighting. Oh yeah, and be ready because I might end up needing you to be one of them."

    • @emmagreen6120
      @emmagreen6120 Před 3 lety +4

      Haha, this deserves more likes XD

    • @Kain9996
      @Kain9996 Před 3 lety +5

      Wow wow wow... Wow

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 Před 3 lety +3

      Nah, that would only apply to nobles. Drafting peasants is more of a post Napoleon thing.

    • @martingouws3876
      @martingouws3876 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Minecraftian2345432 Nobles were knights which were like the elite soldiers (generals and lieutenants and commanders and so on), but any average joe could have become a soldier

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 Před 3 lety +3

      @@martingouws3876 Yes, but in the video the king implies an obligation to join his forces. An average Joe wouldn't be obligated even if he had the option to join. In western Europe anyway. In Italy and Switzerland armies were mostly mercenary companies, so while still not obligated it's a different dynamic.

  • @fence03
    @fence03 Před rokem +1

    A king is formed when dibs is called

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 Před 2 lety +2

    "Do my bidding"
    "And if I refuse?"
    "I will get other people who do my bidding to stop you"
    "Ok but why do *they* do your bidding?"
    "Well same reason as you, they don't want other people who do my bidding to stop them"
    "Now that's just begging the question. What would happen if none of us did your bidding, what's stopping us?"
    "Your guess is as good as mine sir. Maybe they don't like you? Do you have experience communicating and cooperating?"

  • @failpup2062
    @failpup2062 Před 3 lety +128

    “He told me, didn’t you God?”
    God: [loud sigh]

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead Před 3 lety +12

      I was expecting God to appear and look like Ryan. Because Ryan's in His Own image.

    • @yanagelfand4337
      @yanagelfand4337 Před 3 lety +2

      @@SidneyBroadshead Oooooh, yes! That explains so much!

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 Před 2 lety

      @@SidneyBroadshead I was expecting God Ryan and Angel Ryan to make a cameo again saying either "sure go for it" or "leave me out of this, you know what happens if i ever decide to come back to your world again"
      *Instead we got the devil himself-*

  • @Shannon_Vlogs
    @Shannon_Vlogs Před 3 lety +178

    “A monopoly on legitimate violence” oooooh, somebody is using their political science degree 😂 😂 😂 ...

    • @Shannon_Vlogs
      @Shannon_Vlogs Před 3 lety

      @purple potato how do you mean?

    • @Shannon_Vlogs
      @Shannon_Vlogs Před 3 lety

      @purple potato Deleted my entire commentary before because I realized I misinterpreted what you said. You are talking about the interpretation of the validity of political violence as seen by libertarians, not that that is the accepted principle. My bad. I am just going to add, though, you may had caught my comment from before that I did study PoliSci and even took a class on political violence.

    • @Shannon_Vlogs
      @Shannon_Vlogs Před 3 lety

      Interestingly enough, we never studied the ZAP, or perhaps, I don’t recall. To be honest, we studied it from a lot of different “realist” and “liberal” perspectives. (In quotes because I can’t recall every single different name of every theory. There are too many.)

    • @Shannon_Vlogs
      @Shannon_Vlogs Před 3 lety

      @purple potato 😃 Glad someone out there is into politics 😊

    • @cabana85
      @cabana85 Před 3 lety +2

      It's the mainstream view of political science that in a functioning society someone has a monopoly on legitimate violence, though not necessarily or favorably a monarch.

  • @KSparks80
    @KSparks80 Před 3 měsíci

    Wow! That boy of yours. Sure is a handsome feller. lol (Little bastard scared me, and I'm fearless!)

  • @KijasFX
    @KijasFX Před rokem

    1:25 I was half expecting the king to reply with “barely an inconvenience” :D

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126

    Therapist: “Baby Ryan doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you”
    Baby Ryan:

  • @JadenAmistad
    @JadenAmistad Před 3 lety +65

    Being king of everything is TIGHT

  • @stipdip7785
    @stipdip7785 Před 2 lety +1

    Kid: blood
    King: *T. H. I. S. I. S. F. I. N. E.*

  • @Hyndergogen9
    @Hyndergogen9 Před 3 lety +87

    "It kinda sounds like you've given yourself a monopoly on legitimate violence" BASED RYAN GEORGE. But yeah that's basically all any state is, it's the dominant socio-economic class in a given area asserting their right to be the only legitimate violence in said area.

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 Před 2 lety +3

      I don't think Hobbes and Weber have been born in that universe yet, maybe wait a few more years for the basis of political theory and the state to be developed

    • @sohammitra8657
      @sohammitra8657 Před 2 lety +6

      well yeah but on the flip side tribal societies are much more violent...

    • @rogerfreeman6787
      @rogerfreeman6787 Před 2 lety +1

      I think we have different understandings of what "right" means.

    • @F2p7YshCn9
      @F2p7YshCn9 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sohammitra8657 Historically speaking, no.

    • @sohammitra8657
      @sohammitra8657 Před 2 lety

      @@F2p7YshCn9 Well the median death rate of uncivilized tribes is 0.5%. If you have applied that to the civilized world throughout the 20th century 2 billion people would die due to war.

  • @Vintarago
    @Vintarago Před 3 lety +201

    First man to be king be like: I OWN THIS NOW SUCKER SUBJECT