The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
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Ryan George you could do a first person to cry one. Lol
Ok this is amazing
Love how satire is coming back! Stay safe Ryan!
This video is literally me trying to make friends.
The ring bit killed me good job dude also my best friend in real lifes name is ryan george but hes not as funny or stuff as you hes a good guy ttho
I don’t know if this “friend-ship” is going to work out. Both of these guys are terrible at spotting bears.
Kept expecting the bears to bite em in the d***s
@@cosmicmcmoon5773 no that was the crocodiles
Im the 200th like
But they are good at spotting if the other has a ring or not
@@RepeatedAxe Yeah but I mean I though bears were gonna do it to and they'd an extra thing to "bond" about
This is Ryan’s way of telling his wife that he lost his ring.
Claire the Bread Fascist - he held up his right hand though. Wedding rings go on the left hand.
What's the odds Ryan's wife is just another Ryan? I mean we've seen his terrifying bearded spawn.
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Remember the baby? *shudders*
Hes not married😳
He’s single - wouldn’t mind dating or marrying, BUT I do draw the line at terrifying bearded baby spawn...that would leave me with too many questions that I’m not sure I want answered about reality and....stuff. Lmao!
It's gonna be hard to squeeze a Friends reference into this skit
Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience
Oh making references from popular TV shows is TIGHT
Thanks... I KNEW that was a musical reference, but I didn't make the connection. (Not a Freinds fan.)
Making a reference to Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!
BEARly an inconvenience
4 years later and I just realized
It's weirdly wholesome seeing that person try to explain another person that he just wants to be their friend and care about them.
"Where's your wedding ring?"
" Oh f***. "
Killed me.
I was expecting him to then look at the other hand...cause the left hand is where a wedding ring normally is
same
seems like no one told you life was gonna be this way
👏👏👏👏
@Melani Natasha You're joking, right? Because you're 100% wrong. There are countries where BOTH sexes wear their rings on the right hand, but in countries where it's worn on the left hand, BOTH sexes wear it on the LEFT hand. So maybe learn what you're talking about before posting such utter nonsense.
The bears going around in the background was just a fantastic touch.
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Up you go!
Wait there was multiple
I kept thinking it meant there'd be a bear attack before the end of the conversation.
i was SO scared
I was just waiting in suspense for something to happen
3:15 HAHA FRIENDS REFERENCE
Can you explain?
that little Friends tribute was smoooooooothly done
Would have totally gone over my head if it weren’t for this comment. Smooth indeed.
I love how in this universe the internet exists but friendship doesn't
Shit, I JUST commented that...
Haha, it actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it. If the internet came first, I'm pretty sure that's how it would have gone down. I teach middle school, and there's plenty of kids that care way more about their "Facebook" friends than they do about the ones sitting next to them.
pretty much Japan
@@Rammy_Latin Great minds think alike 😂
@@mariannecontrino6297 middle schoolers use Facebook? No one I knew in middle school cared about facebook. Now it's just tik tok and instagram lol
So, the guy's married, but friendship doesn't exist? Lucky guy has never been friendzoned in his life
maybe that will come up in a video.
and they have phones and internet access before friendship in this reality
Strangerzone.
The guy's married because it's different from being a friendship. He found out a girl he likes. The girl finds out he also like the guy back. They both agree they like each other. One suggest to spend time together, forever. The other got forced to agreed. Then they suggest it should put it into paper and be signed as an agreement, along with him having to offer a shiny clear rock on a round piece of metal, that both have to wear, on their finger, a specific one. This rock is going to cost a lot, for absolutely no reason. Since the he has to do all that work, he wants something in return. He wants to be able to do things together in bed, under the bed sheets, every now and then, at least once a week. She somewhat agrees, but before that can happen, she want people to come and see the event of their togetherness. She want to make them all welcome by giving out free food and drinks. But it's actually a catch22, because she also wants them to bring gifts or presents in return. The gathering is to let everyone she invited, all know they will now be together and forever, and no other girl can spend time with him. It is also to let them know they are going to do naughty stuff later under the bed sheets.
Goshtic wtf
"we could hang out"
"Oh I don't do that since the crocodile incident"
Genius
Yes! That's possibly the best gag in that sketch. Properly cracked me up.
Had me anxious the entire time with the bear walking in the background. I thought the bear was gonna do somethin.
Ryan doesn't have the budget to have an animated bear mauling him.
I feel like Ryan did this after thinking in quarentine: "I wish I was with my friends, humans truly are social creatures. *But were they...* "
I made friends with my toilet because of this
Were they tho??????
*vsauce music*
Whoops
Social creatures are tight!
Getting married in a world where people haven't invented friendship yet is TIGHT
Yeah, spouses are TIGHT
@@ervinm.5065 they're better than the loose ones
I guess that's why he was in so much trouble.
@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 That goes without saying
Well... there wouldn't be friend zone
The fact that there was a beat behind the friendship guy and the other guy didn't warn him says a lot about what relationship the second guy really wants
Ryan totally explains friendship in ways I hadn't thought of.
The fact that he was married before people had friends implies that people married strangers they only know for like a day.
Edit: If parents arranged marriages then which family will they arrange it to? The parents have no friends.
Arranged marriage?
But they already have a concept of romantic date. So it's more like in Ryanverse before this moment if some stranger start a conversation with you, that's because he wanna... you know... get intimate
And that makes previous videos a lot more intesting to watch
@@user-he4qm7bg6x yes you're right. In his unerverse everything else exists and its modern times apart from what the sketch is about. So in another sketch you presume friends are already a thing. So it's just the thing in the sketch that you're focused on.
Does that mean he married another Ryan George....
Martin Luther King Jr. would know all about that
Ryan’s lucky he has infinite different people to hang out with during quarantine
Having so many people together in this situation might not be the best thing ever
Ryan making friends is Super easy, barley an inconvenience
@The Hip-hop Underworld
And the wolves!
Him and Caleb
Having infinite different people with you in quarantine is tight
I love how in the Ryan world every Basic consepts exists Seperate of each other. Like the consept of the internet exists Before the Consept of Friendship.
I love how bears are just walking around in the back round
He got married before friendship was invented, so he doomed us all to the friendzone.
It's probably in the Bible, something about on the day after God invented marriage, he invented friendship, and the day after that he invented the friendzone.
You konw friend zone doesn't exist, just people who doesn't want to sleep with you 🤷🏻♀️ just let friends be friends, and move on 👍🏼
@@nidianoes8062 Care to elaborate? As far as I know, "friendzone" is simply a term used to describe the situation where someone has unreciprocated sexual or romantic interest for a friend. This is definitely a very really scenario *a lot* of people face at one point or the other.
@@nidianoes8062 Yeah, there's a word for the situation you're describing. It is called being friendzoned....
@@KillerChickn nop, is called pick your battles 🤷🏻♀️
I love how this implies that the internet was invented before friendship
is that not what happened?
I rather feel like the internet is slowly un-inventing friendship
@@csongorszarka3254 Really? And here I was thinking me as a Floridian playing dnd over the internet with someone from California, someone from London, 3 people in Canada and one in Pennsylvania was like a good thing
@0011thhour Okay I don't mean that part, what I meant is how it transforms the concept of friendship. I guess my original statement is in fact wrong, because the topic is much more complicated than my simple sentence.
However, I still think that by allowing us access to 'everyone', it does affect our 'normal' to behaviour (the behaviour we're evolutionarily made for, living in smaller groups such as tribes or villages or whatever).
Firstly, it allows us to connect with people we completely agree with, and to completely ignore everyone else. The first part is fine, but the other leads to one growing up in a 'bubble' (I'm not sure how to phrase it), unless one actively tries to free themselves from it. This isn't necessarily bad, but I think that tolerating different opinions is an important social skill in general.
The second problem is how it can interrupt existing friendship; I'm thinking of how a 'constant' connection to your friends can make the time you spend together less significant, and how it may make meeting them in real-life rarer than they would be without the internet (so basically instead of talking face-to-face, you can just text which is much 'less social').
Obviously I get your point, and making friends via internet is great, but these are the reasons I wrote that comment.
Also, have a nice day, and I hope you're having a lot of fun playing dnd 👍
@@csongorszarka3254 sure but all of that is an extreme of which happened back long ago too. People are still gathering and the proof is how much covid has spread. Even in dnd standpoint, we gathered weekly at a friend's house and the internet supplemented that for planning. What you're referring to is the wives tale notion that our culture has shifted away from people hanging out. Thats all youtube streamers that act that way making it feel like that's a thing. Myself? I'm introverted and always have been before the internet. It hasn't changed at all, just gave me something to do other than sonic 2 and 3. :)
"I can help you in survival situations and you can help me"
*the bear in the background walking behind both of them*
*them not telling each other there is a literal bear behind each other*
This seems like a great start to a friendship
Nice touch that you added "i'll be there for you from friends"
Theory: Someone borrowed 500 dollars from Ryan George and didn’t pay it back, and this is his passive aggressive way of mentioning it.
it is the Canadian way to say things about it eh!
@@ronreidjr I see what you did there ;)
His friends gonna need him to get all the way off his back about that...
Yea
Borrowing money and not giving it back is TIGHT!
I don't really know if he's ready for this whole "friendship" thing. He didn't even point out the bear at 2:54!
Or at 1:46.
Came here to say that
That must have been a very well camouflaged bear.
OMG! lol
Miles-Rotation what bear, I don’t see no bear
I've watched this video a dozen times, and I just now noticed the Canadian raising on "borrow" at 3:30.
Lol
I noticed it on my second viewing, I didn't even know he had a Canadian accent
The punchline reminded me why I don’t have friends anymore
*introverts:* oh so THIS is what it's like to make friends....This DOESN'T sound super easy....in fact it very much sounds like an inconvenience.
I love how apparently introverts don't know about friends.
I need help moving a couch, and $500 I won’t be paying back 🤣
The trick is to make friends with other introverts, and then you mostly don't bother each other.
Yea yea yea!
@@Rammy_Latin actually this video confuses me a lot what are friends again?
I love it when they said we would protect each other from like Wolfe’s or bears then a bear was walking behind them 😂
2:25 there should be a "the first guy to have a boat"
Agreed.
@@ExplosiveGriffin same here
"So im above the drinking stuff i decided"
@@woofie3917 and I also have this thingy I’m on above the drinking stuff
"I Don't Like The Idea Of Hanging Out Since The Crocodile Incident"
-Ryan George, 2020
That was freaking GOLD!!
@@jessbragg1 yeah i know
Why do you text like that
kid named out: scared noises
@@HarriWasHere cuz i want to
*In an alternative universe where people had glasses before they had friends*
ITZ ALEX also the internet
I don't think all the episodes are in chronological order.
Not being able to see people makes having friends terribly inconvenient.
But relationships can exist without seeing each other apparently.
@@SharpDesign But having glasses makes having friends super easy, barely an inconvenience.
...
What? Oh come on, you know if I didn't someone else would have.
I had glasses before I had friends.
“What the hell was that?" "There were just four flies right in front of me." 🤣 Well done all around, as usual. My 7 year old quoted you yesterday, she was talking about something and ended with "I decided." I laughed so hard!
like how you don't recall what your 7 year old said but you remember the RG quote. You're a great mom, I decided.
@@ObservationaLee LOL! At the time I remembered what she said but it wasn't relevant to share. However three months out I don't recall what it was she said. Doh!
I love how literally everybody takes everything outside of a single Ryan.
“i think it’s gonna be hard to stay at home for so long”
*actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience*
I've been staying home for 20 years now!
@@Monster_Knight holy shit are you okay?
BEAR?
I dunno about that. I'm feeling very inconvenienced.
"Friend...ship."
"Oh, ok yeah, I like boats! I'm glad you threw a boat in there!"
LOL!!
Honestly I never thought an adult would watch Ryan George
@@THEJimboJumbo why?
869 likes lmao
This guy has amazing creativity.
Lol
Getting a girlfriend in a world where being friends doesn’t exist must be easy since you can’t get friendzoned
Yea
Yeah, but think about it it’s the word girl-friend
@@riley7214 girl-person
@@kevboard woman-human
We all live in a world where you can't be friendzoned.
“I support you being alive” this made me laugh so hard 😂
1:47 just a bear casually walking in the background (2:52 another one)
Nice you saw it too lol
Another at 2:52
2:52
There are actually two 2:53
(Or the same one just walking around)
2:54 he is back
Pointing out "BEAR!" would be included in this friend thing, they both failed. The first friendship failed. This validates my lack of friends!
"I support you being alive." 🤣
“I actually make a habit of not ‘hanging out’ since the crocodile accident,” is the most underrated hilarious joke
i didnt get it
@@AshTheRatKing He's talking about his dick. You're welcome, its not going to make it funnier.
@@JohnUnsub oooo right....
@@AshTheRatKing lol
@@AshTheRatKing he used to hang something on his body out
I'd just like to point out that both those guys are horrible friends.
Neither of them spoke up about the lingering bear behind their new found friend.
well looks to me they both suffer from eye sight issues. i mean come on who hangs out only to get bit by a croc in that way serioulsly
They're just pretty well camouflaged
@@smugumin3448 yeah
I saw that xD
They are too focused on eachother
I love how right after Ryan says there’s no bear a bear walks by🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
1:55 Bear walks by in the back ground.
I'm wondering if he eats them later. :D
1:35: "wolf! if there was I wolf I would've told you about it"
2:54" *a literal bear passing by* no problem
1:47
Well I mean it's not a wolf
2:54
@@LemeraldSR 2:54
@@MrRedBlock1 2:54
"I don't know what's expected of me." - Me, about all my friends for forever
"I need about four or five hundred dollars and I won't give it back."
Same.
The bear walking by: huh, a buncha weirdos. Don’t wanna eat them.
One guy: yeah if there HAD been a wolf I could have told you.
Other guy: somehow not noticing the bear walking behind the one guy.
"there were 4 flies right in front of me"
"weird how they all aligned like that"
Ryan, you madlad
I didn't it get can you explain it?
It’s the friends theme, “no one told me life was gonna be this way” (followed by the same sequence of claps) 3:10
@@TheCopyKing oh, thanks!
Elad hen no problem
@@eladhen9735 חברים, סדרה קלאסחק
"I support you being alive"
- Ryan George, 2020
It's candidates like this we need to fight back Covid-19!
Yes, for example by staying home and using a mask
That makes one of us
10 important things to hear at least once in your lifetime.
...
Aaaaand nr. 1: ^^^
Let's get that on a t-shirt! I might end up with my whole t-shirt drawer being from Ryan's store if I'm not careful, and I'm not careful.
"No one told me life was gonna be this way!" *4 claps* - I see what you did there!
Guy: "We could keep in touch"
Other guy: "But for what purpose though?"
My sentiments exactly 😎
"When I leave this conversation, I don't know what's expected of me."
This accurately depicts my life.
Yes like when you meet someone in a random place and you kinda click but you're also awkward af
Conference calls be like
Worst friends ever. Didn’t even warn each other about the bear.
Bears
Bears
Beets,
Battlestar Galactica
What is goin on- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I wanted to see this
"We now like each other, we decided."
Would've made me laugh so hard.
The Rembrandts song though I died…”..they all lined up like that…”hahahaha so smart and funny oh man
Everyone: I hate quarantine, it sucks.
Ryan: You merely adopted the quarantine, I was born in it, molded by it.
this made me laugh
I want to give this comment TWENTY loves. Not likes. Loves.
I just watched that movie yesterday!
Why is Ryan Bane?
Muffled mask voice: Wich will break first? Your quarantine? Or your sanity?
“No I’m actually married”
“Where’s your ring?”
“Aw f**k!”
I died
Nolanimates 1 sorry for your loss...well your close ones 😣
@Jatin Dhangar
A
But wasn't that his right hand?
Nathan Tessitore
Uuuuuuuuh, noooooooo
*nervous sweating
So... A zombie?
Thanks for the educational video sir. I was wondering what a friend was the other day and now I've found the true meaning of friendship.
The inclusion of lyrics from the "Friends" theme, and the claps?! Genius!
I'm scrolling down, and no one caught the "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" reference with the 4 claps. I feel old now haha
Also the lyrics from the song
Dont worry I got it
Arjun Wijayaratnam I’m 13 and I got it you ain’t old
@@skywalker0999 No one told me life was gonna be this way🎶
I caught it and had to pause since I was laughing pretty hard, it caught me off guard 🤣
I love how the time period is so unclear. Like “oh they’re worried about animal attacks it must be really early human history” but then no, the friendship was invented after the internet. You just never know with Ryans (plural)
My theory that this is some kinda post-apocalyptic thing, where everyone was replaced by clones, and most knowledge was lost, and these things detail the rediscovery of the things from our time.
There’s no knowledge of doctors but they still reference them
My theory? This is a science experiment where they drop a bunch of clones into a controlled environment and let them figure things out.
"Have you heard of bears"
"I have heard of bears!"
"Dangerous!"
I love how Ryan had to say "I like boats" instead of "I like ships"
The part when he said “nobody told me life was gonna be this way” and then the claps after that was hilarious
He even mentions the couch
@@chananabips7009 PIVOT
@@stargazer1998 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT ONSKFDBLEGOI!! Gotta love Chandler and Ross's friendship sometimes
@@chananabips7009 I know right?
I'll be there for you cause you'll there for me too!
“...and then he did a back-flip, snapped the bear’s neck and they became life-long friends...”
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Wow...wow..wow.. lie to me some more
I’ll give you all my money to lie some more
Don’t stop keep going
My house is on fire.
It’s been on fire this whole time? You should maybe attend to that.
I really love the way you end your skits. Very very unique and funny. 🤣👍🏽
Very funny, good points, accurately depicts my anxiety around friend-boats.
Five out of five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Me: Having no friends
Ryan: Just befriends himself
Problem solved
I too would befriend myself were I Ryan
Damn hackers...
The saddest thing about this is that his wife was not his friend.
No at this point in the Ryanverse no one is friends with their spouse.
He shouldn't have lost the ring
You know, Ryan being married begs the question... is he married to another Ryan?
Perhaps he is "the first person to get married" and this is why he is "the first person to get a divorce" unless I've assumed him the wrong Ryan
@A Fridge Too Far "Simp"
- every incel ever
This feels like my bestie and I talk to one another. Great vibes
1:46 glasses guy really dropping the ball about helping each other survive.
It's good to see that Ryan has been able to keep everyone employed, but they need to get better at social distancing.
Ah, but you see, it's OK because they're all actually the same guy and Ryan can actually terminate any employees that have the virus and just create a new one.
@@bdndl3715 Sounds super difficult, very inconvenient
no they're actually 100 metres apart but Ryan turned the volume down cuz they were shouting.
Bdn Dl jokes are funnier when they’re not on the nose.
@@bdndl3715 The same guy? What are you talking about? They're dressed completely different, one is wearing a hat and the other has glasses. Nothing alike!
"No one told me life was gonna be this way"
*claps four times*
"What the hell was that?"
"There were just four flies right in front of me"
"Ohh it's weird they were all lined up like that, listen"
They are now truly F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Black Ninja is 4
@Black Ninja 8
Sandile Mlambo That reference had me dying 😆
Black Ninja are you joking or stupid
lmao this is one of my favorites… so many good jokes
i am scared to ask how he's married when this guy is the first friend in existance.
idk, probably an arranged marriage.
I mean if you watch game of thrones nobody was really even consulted about their wedding until Sansa and she was 100% behind marrying a prince and being a queen one day until she realized he's a f****** psychopath so basically according to game of thrones marrying for love is bad because of what happened with her and you know what happened with her brother Rob marrying somebody he loved versus some hoe his mom agreed to make him marry
But those were modern times
He married his wife because he had to, she decided.
I just love the idea that this elseworld society progressed to the point of doctors, internet, and currency, but nobody figured out friendship until now.
Or how to deal with wolves, crocodiles, and bears.
They even got marriage before friendship ... I wonder if the invented the cart before domesticating the horse like we did in our universe ... put the cart before the horse much?
A world of socially awkward people, my kinda place
"Good bye forever now."
How I feel when I meet someone
At the mc donalds play place
@@Sir_Pie mcdonalds and playplace are both one word
@@heckrum yeah well I always wanted to forget about it when I got lost in there
@@heckrum even too this day
@@Sir_Pie i see
Give this man an award already!
wow they have so much in common you'd almost think they were the same person
I swear I’m starting to think they really ARE the same person, but there is just not enough evidence to support this crazy theory
somebody is about to get wooshed
😂😂😂
Oh no...
**whispers**
*he knows*
With all these guys, I can't wait for "First Guy to Ever Meet A Woman."
"What are you?"
"I'm like you, except I have a little more on top and a little less down below."
"What, you mean like hair? I can see that."
"No..."
Pokerface “yes but actually no”
i commented something like this
"Oh. A little less down below is tight!"
...
I'll show myself out
Tim Moore please do
women ryan would break the internet
2:00 I saw the smol bear in the corner
The "Friends" reference by clapping four times was so perfect! One of the best videos you have made. Thank you!!!!
Me: making a friend is super easy barely an inconve-
*has no friends*
Me: ah damn it
BEAR?
@Kobe Hendrickx it would have been cool if you haven't tyeped the secend whoopsi so I could follow it up by my own whoopsi now I feel left out man
I was going to say that 🤣
Enis Karaman DONT worry man, there’s enough whoopsies for everyone
Spider Balber
Whoops
what’s a friend?
Veoloux GSG9 watch the vid bro
ILL BE UR FRIEND
“Hello darkness smile friend”
I think it's this weird creature that's suppose to emotionally satisfy you
IDK, i only watch this to hear the story about how the hero snapped the neck of the bad guy...
"I'm actually married!" *raises right hand* 😂
And then the friend abandons you and you feel sad for the first time.
“I’ll be there for you, cause you’re there for me too”
“No one told me life was going to be this way”
* *clap clap clap clap* *
Your jobs a joke, you're broke,
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
Supporting each other is TIGHT.
Did you catch that the 2 characters where Chandler and Ross?
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year 🎶
1:49 why is there a bear in the background...
Edit: I just noticed there is a second one at 2:54 lol
Vicious
There were actually 2, I was hoping someone else saw them
@@mateomarquez8158 yeah 2:54
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed
I only saw one
This is perfect. For the first guy who make a friend to succeed their first task would inevitably be convincing the second friend ever to agree. Bravo. Though I mean that's just how good your work is.
The occasional stutters, priceless!
“It’s like, if you threw a party...”
“Who would I invite?”
“I don’t know, old ladies or something? Stay focused. The answer’s in the song.”
..”and invited everyone you knew...”
What song?
Jeremy Einbinder czcams.com/video/GWbz_mIAShM/video.html
the 1st guy 2 threw a party
"I support you being alive" is my favourite quote from now on.
Just one of my political ideologies I support your existance
This channel not only makes me interested in watching the ending ad, but I get excited when I see there is one. You sir are brilliant
Yes! That ending was hilarious!
‘“If you’re waving unintentionally you should probably see a doctor”
**awkward social panic intensifies**
You two get along so well togheter!
I genuinely enjoy your ads so much, I hope they pay you extra. I should be so bored of these by now but you keep it interesting!💟💟💟