YOUTUBER MORNING ROUTINE │ I'm A Freakin' Lifestyle YouTuber Now!
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I'm a beauty and lifestyle CZcamsr now so I thought I'd share with y'all how I start my day :) Much love I hope this inspires you all!
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Has anyone seen my orange rectangle? He hasn't returned to his void, and I went through all the trouble to get these orbs.
Nicholas Hogan underrated comment
Oh man, he's really lost i saw him while interrupting my green rectangle he was all mad about getting the wrong void again... also apparently he has a crush on some Ray Anne guy but don't tell him i said that.
Underrated comment
@adam smith Well someone needs some new sheets & giggles
No! not my special orbs!
If every ad was done by Ryan George I'd actually like ads
Wouldn't we all?😄
And Doug Walker.
Ryan is one of a kind. Gotta love this dude
True! Ads with comedic stories. I kinda wanna start a company just to hire Ryan to make an ad for me :P
I would subscribe to a channel that was literally just 100% Ryan George ads.
"I'm a metaphor for smartphones by the way" I literally spit out my coffee.
exactly , it was the best line , dont know why poeple dont talk about it
I feel so stupid I completely didn't know until he said it
@@7Be it’s ok I didn’t know either lol. It wasn’t very clear ngl. Very very random imo 😂
XD that and "you HAVE to stop breaking my windows!" XC
This simply had me thinking of Lupe fiasco: the instrumental
anything the box told him to do he does it
anything it tells him to get he shops and he cops it
he protects the box
locks in the box when he goes to sleep
but he never sleeps
cuz he stays up to watch it scared to look away cuz at that moment it might show what the take off the locks with
so he chained himself to the box took a lock and then he locked it
swallowed the combination and I forgot it
“Everyone has their life together except for you” never has a more accurate metaphor for my anxiety been better personified
Except it's the opposite. No one actually knows what they're doing, they just don't talk about it because they also think everyone else has their life together except for them. The fact is, no one does because it's impossible.
Yeah
@@Pumpkin0_0 my mind is at ease now
Do you know the difference between "Anxiety" and "feeling anxious"?...coz I feel like you don't.
Face your fear. Anxiety is just a fear response
Ryan's morning routine:
Eat
Drink
Clone 100x
Sleep
Y'know the usual
Not sure what you are talking about, all the people appearing in his videos are clearly different people.
You forgot poop
@@eyeheartsushi2212 Nah, clones don't poop.
EDCS
“The world’s gonna end in 5 years.
Oh man, that sucks, all my stuff is in there.”
I store all my stuff in the clouds.
I think that's technically still the world.
well played
“How DARE you!!!”
I am stored in the clouds. My channel name is finally relevant
Nice one
I'd like to see more of the Orange Void Rectangle storyline. Did they find the Orb? Or the power crystals?
Unfortunately that universe ended on a cliffhanger
i would like to see a pitch meeting about that story with the orange void rectangle metaphor for smartphones
I hope that was a my little pony reference
I too would love to see a continuation of that storyline.
@@owyemen9367 well im pretty sure they ended up doing a backflip, snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day.
“Twilight but every role is played by paul giammati” is something I genuinely want to see
That's the first thing I thought.
But would he drink merlot in the Twilight world?
I would have been fine with Steve Buscemi, but Ryan George always goes the extra mile.
Yeah yeah yeah
@@dqw4w9wgxcq32 why is your nickname the link to never gonna give you up lol
"I'm a metaphor for smartphones, y'know."
I legit didn't get that until he said that. I feel stupid now. So stupid. Everyone's doing much better than me. I mean, that's what my rectangle keeps telling me.
I desire to feel superior and I will tell you I understood the metaphor rapidly, and this should make you feel bad.
@@matthewhemmings2464 Eh, the world's ending in five years, why should I care?
Because all your stuff is here! 😂
@@JournalEntries_ **gasp** I hadn't thought of that either! I really am dumb!
And the circle continues...
Me to. 😒😒 😂😂
"I give it like 5 years maximum. The world is gonna end."
Only took about 3 months.
He said 5 years maximum. So as long as it falls within that time span going forward, he is correct.
*Reality is often.....disappointing.*
@@jodonthesith7172 Too soon
it's only getting worse
@@aaronsmith2688 Woops
“The girl grows more powerful” “She and her friends have just discovered the power of friendship” “If they manage to collect all 4 power crystals” Amazing reality he’s coming from
i thought it was power rangers but its sailor moon ? a mix of both ?
It sounds like my little pony 😂
Its winx Club?
@@LesbianMermaid true
I don't think its any one specific show, just a non-specific female target audience shows villain rectangle.
I forgot it was a morning routine when the rectangles came
Cant wait for the circle sequel
"I drink coffee."
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee."
*offering coffee without saying a word*
''Commenting on a video''
''Repeating anything that has been said''
Oh I see what you did there. Referencing Ryan's previous videos is Tight!
Compost your coffee grinds and filters RG.
"im not grouchy I just need my coffee"
-Josh Darnit's son
*”THE WORLD IS GONNA END”*
“Well that sucks all my stuff is here!”
Dude I think he predicted the future
He was off by 4,5 years
@@abhiramnaik6720 that's how good Ryan is.
@@cheapworldtraveller well it was 5 years max so he wasn't off at all
That is what he said
As someone with a stutter, I always appreciate when Ryan stutters.
I don't usually like people making fun of stutters, and I have no idea if Ryan's is actually real or just part of his act, but I don't care, it's so perfect and actually adds to the flow and laugh factor of his videos.
I absolutely love it.
It’s part of his act. Stutters aren’t that articulate.
Wtf
I love how the rectangle metaphor suggests that Ryan goes through his phone while sitting in a kitchen cabinet.
Ryan truly has one of the best channels on CZcams. Even his ads are better than other channels.
David Szaks RAID: Shadow legends
3 words. Pewdiepie
Damien Leigh that’s 1 word
@@imcd6885 pew (as in pew pew; gun sound) (die; death) (pie; a tasty dish)
True
The evil rectangle is so evil the good guy can't save the day because it has no neck to snap.
My evil rectangle, like the aliens in signs, is very powerful, but highly vulnerable to water. A fatal flaw, it turns out.
Rufus did da backflip
@@mistersydster😂😂😂
Just imagine that news show that argues about everything hearing Ryan's got a RECTANGLE in his Void instead of a triangle
pretty sure candidate ken of hexagons will team up with triangles
I would watch a movie with this guy, just this guy.
Same
He could be the whole cast no need to hire people when you have him.
This hit way too close to home. I'm gunna have to ask u to stop but also continue cuz I really like ur channel
How has nobody commented on your comment yet?
I know right?
@@npurcell31 I wonder if you'll ever see me
@@Blueberry_Shortcake01 well except from you
Hi Adam. I know you won’t see this *but I don’t care.* Your videos really inspire me, and I just want to tell you that you are an awesome person. Thanks for making your videos.
Dream journal eh?
"my body's a crab now and you're going to jail for it"
Remember: it's a room. "You're going to be put in a room."
I interpret that dream as some jerk gave you crabs and you're rightfully pissed.
@@gypsywoman9140 watch "the first person to have a dream"
More than half of his sketches are stuff I only can dream of.
That after-coffee getting-to-the-bathroom-in-time thing's a good idea -- I'm gonna start incorporating that into _my_ routine.
This is one of Ryan's best. I laughed several times at the Polygons of Anxiety.
These rectangles, dude. Mine has gathered copious data on my day to day life and sells it to the highest bidder.😐
Mine sells it to all the bidders. I think that he sells those even for the girl with friends. Let's just hope that her enemies won't find out about it, otherwise the world is going to end up in five years max.
I’ll bet it knows all about your morning routine.
I love how the ads are turning into their own series
Adstronaut cinematic universe
Now I have to go back and watch all the ads. When do they start?
@@wolfmanhcc im pretty sure there is no timeline, just watch any of them
Can confirm this is exactly like my morning routine. I wake up and go in a depressing void and then weird things come and tell to go on an adventure,
Imagine living in 2019 and thinking its going to take 5 whole years for the world to end
Ha ha ha! The world has already ended!
@@Loganischeese world != humanity and civilisation
@@Loganischeese yippie
"I'm a metaphor for smartphone by the way"
Damnit, my money was on facebook.
I'm stupid tbh I thought it was just some avant garde shitpost until that line XD
@@quinnlatios3627 same lol
IKR I actually had no clue it was anything but pure nonsense until that line came out
"And social media."
I thought it was self hatred.
"so that's nice and all, but what is your afternoon routine?"
I wanna see the bedtime one. With the recommended abs evil rectangle suggests
Dit editen natuurlijk Wilco
Love how his morning routine doesn't include eating, very relatable.
Ryan is the most underrated comedian in CZcams history.
The Ad-stronaut's brother wasn't even a little phased by his bro trying kill him, what a badass
jabs pretty sure he ended up sending the sheets to him
Or the innocent family that got vaporized.
that's just how they communicate with each other. One uses a giant death beam, the other mails a nuclear bomb, y'know...brotherly love.
Can't let the little things bother you.
"The girl grows more powerful by each passing day. And what's worse, her and her friends have learned the power of friendship! If they would acquire all four power crystals...." Generic action scripts are tight!
I swear every time i watch this (and I watch it often) I think of like early sailor moon and stuff lol
Oh is that what the orange rectangle was? I was thinking someone else's phone but that doesn't make sense....
Flipping- Flerken it is Zordon’s cousin Flordon.
Still don’t get where that goes in the phone metaphor
Sam Flynn well there have been villains that were just like the rectangles also the main villain in Tron was basically like that.
“And what’s worse her and her friends have learned the power of friendship!” Son....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ryan : "They say dreams are a window into the subconscious and so I learn a lot about my self by doing that"
Ryan's Dream : "Twilight but EVERY role was played by Paul Giamatti"
Ryan George talking to himself is better than any CZcams collab I’ve seen
Did you see his collab with Celebrity Guy though?
In fact, it's weird and awkward if Ryan collabs with anyone that's not him.
Think this just about the only sponsored YT channel where I actually watch the promotional bit.
and internet historian
I still don't cause anything that says use a promotional code isn't benefiting the CZcamsr anyway.
@@Jaqen-HGhar Yes it is... They are getting money for it
@@desiterdane4286 only if people use the promo code (which most people will forget to by the time they go to the site) and usually the deal is usually the same as they are giving on their site anyway so there is no point to. Meanwhile the company gets completely free advertising and brand recognition to everyone who hears the ad or sees it which is not how advertising deals usually work.
If all these companies were paying like regular advertisers then you wouldn't see them on every single youtube channel. They are screwing over the CZcamsrs which is why it's usually shady companies that do these brand deals. I've never seen a single advertisement that uses a promo code on CZcams that is from a company you can trust, except maybe Audible and the one with the documentaries (which you get for free with Vrv sub anyway).
"The world is gonna end in the next five years" hits way too hard after 2020
That blue rectangle is way too real for me right now
So glad the adstronaut and his brother are no longer fighting, I was worried
This guy could make a movie with just skits and I’d go to the theatre to see it.
It'd be super easy barely an inconvenience
One big lie story
All of the previews before the movie would be adstronaut
What's a theatre?
So basically Movie 43, but actually funny and good?
Hey man, I know I'm late to the party, but I really enjoyed this sketch. Keep it rolling please, it brighten my days to laugh this much :)
Ryan is one of the few youtubers where the ad read is as good as the rest of the video
Rectangle: I'm a metaphor for smartphones ya know.
Me: Oh right. Cool.
*Two hours later.....*
Me OHHHHHHHH
I still don't get it 😕
@@mercyj4789 your phone is a dark void that bullys you and tells misinformation. Just like a blue rectangle
If u got social media u will get it
“Everyone has their stuff together except you.” “Everyone?” “Everyone.” I felt that.
Same
Everyone felt that
Actually, I found that part reassuring, since the satire makes it obvious that everyone else's rectangle is telling them that, too.
@@danlyday7248 Everyone?
@@Caffeinated-Maus everyone.
Rectangle: the world is ending in like 5 years
Me living in 2020: hahahahaha ohh you silly man
Poor you still suck in 2020 I feel sorry for you
@Purple Circle that's pretty obvious right
Here we are, 4 years later and the prediction of the world having 5 years max seems to be pretty accurate. Thank you Ryan for trying to warn people!
Hey guys just here checking up on the sheets and giggles series
Guest starring Ryan George 😏
I would legit click on a video if it was JUST the Adstronaut.
I hate those long sponsorships too. This time it was about a daily routine or something.
Money well spent on sponsoring Ryan. Hopefully we continue the saga one day soon!
You should read the original manga, I feel like the anime isn't completely capturing the emotional impact of Adstronaut-kun discovering his brother still lived.
"The world is ending in 5 years tops. Maybe get a six pack, that will help."
Somehow this feels more appropriate than ever.
69 likes, perfect
Edit: Goddamit, who unliked?
Why couldn’t he have gotten a six pack?!
Spoiler alert
@@kirin1230 goddamit, who gave him more then 69 likes!
Spoiler: The world is not ending in 5 years.
Why is this so true? 😂 Especially the part when people ask how you make money!
This guys a freaking legend! I literally love every sketch. Very talented man👊✊👌👏
It's illegal that Ryan George doesn't have over a million yet.
He probably has over a million yen though.
Why doesn't he?
I don't know
Fair enough
Oh,catchphrases are TIGHT
That evil rectangle is my sleep paralysis demon
i hope a purple rectangle comes in the next episode
I thought it was his father. Or maybe his own conscience
Most people with sleep paralysis don't see stuff. It's just a simple disconnect between the consciousness on off switch and the 'don't flail during your dreams' on off switch. Not a complex 'I'm dreaming while also awake and also can't move' situation. You ever really had sleep paralysis?
Just found this channel after seeing him on screen rant. Amazing stuff! Also all the comments seem to be about the world ending but the coffee making him crap after 1 sip was the funniest part imo.
Today I started Ryan's morning routine tip number one, aka "waking up", and I've got to say it's really made a difference to breakfast time and my morning dump
“The world’s gonna end in 5 years.”
“Oh man that sucks, all my stuff is in there.”
do I have to drop $ every time I steal that line? you will be wealthy
''Commenting on a video''
''Repeating anything that has been said''
Mmhmm, that's right, I did see the video.
It's funny cause it's true we won't even make it to 2030
All my favorite clouds are there
“Twilight but every role was played by Paul Giamatti.”
*smack* noice
Do it Ryan
I'd watch it
Paul Giamatti was a category in his nobody cares about the gameshow host one
Ryan's ads are more entertaining than 95% of youtube lol
This is probably my favorite Ryan George video
“So the first thing I like to do in the morning is wake up, I think that’s a very important part of the process.”
Very observant Ryan...
You are as funny as a stump
You are as funny as a stump
You are as funny as a stump
Touching commercial. Good for the adstronaut and his brother for making up.
Didn’t the brother only make up with the Ad-stronaut because he was afraid that the Ad-stronaut would annihilate him with a space laser?
i feel bad for the neighbor through
I love everything I've ever seen from you. Its super impressive since its just you. Thank you for making awesome content.
This never gets old! Priceless!
I’m so glad the Ad-stronaut and his brother managed to patch up their differences. It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
And outside
I wonder if they are investigating the neighbor's house being blown up.
That's just the space laser you're feeling.
My dream note:
CZcams, but every video is made by Ryan George.
As always, you beautifully subvert expectations, Ryan. Love your channel!
I've watched most of your videos from two channels and this ended up being my favorite. Thanks!
"the first thing I like to do in the morning is wake up..." WHOA SLOW DOWN, i cant write that fast!
Underrated my guy
Ryan: **makes a video about societal pressures and commercialism**
Also Ryan: "Did you know real men sleep on eucalyptus bed sheets?? Buy some bed sheets, you cowards!!"
Whenever someone talks about societal pressures I think of bedsheets
@@samd2612 That's because your parents pressured you too hard during potty training.
@@KAZVorpal ok???
@@samd2612 Precisely.
@@KAZVorpal precisely what??
He accidentally buys coffee pods on a regular basis? 😂
I love how Ryan was able to make a morning routine funny and he even made ads funny
"I race to bathroom before I crap my pants."
You and my toddler have the same morning routine.
fkalf so your toddler also drinks a big cup of coffee in the morning? Haha
fkalf you should block that evil void.
Weird, Ryan George sometimes shows up on my blue rectangle too.
I have been looking for this one!
I'm crying the running to the bathroom after a sip of coffee is relatable on a deep level 😭
Don’t you hate it when the evil rectangle that rules your existence tells you that you’re not good enough?
Ugh, it happens all the time! So annoying.
Bugsy! I am a rectangle
It’s why I am uninstalling all my social media apps.
And how does it know so much?
Staring at it right now
I can't afford rectangles so I trained my brain to do that.
Dammit Ryan get a six pack already so we don’t have to worry about global warming
@@silversmoke8398 media.giphy.com/media/srTYyZ1BjBtGU/giphy.gif
SilverSmoke imagine still denying science in the 21st century. Let me guess, you also don’t accept evolution because it’s just a “theory”.
@@silversmoke8398 You are denying science by saying it's not so bad. Even regular climate change deniers already switched their position from "it's not real at all" to "there is something, but it's not so bad." They are still climate change deniers, just like someone saying "The Nazis may have killed some people but the Holocaust wasn't as bad as everyone says" are still Holocaust-deniers. Experts predicted that by 2050, effects of climate change will lead to an estimated 1 billion climate refugees, massive increase in extreme weather conditions, damages to the world economy in the range of 10 trillion USD, droughts, famines and destruction of up to 10% of the world's ecosystems.
As you said, climate change is not going to end the world. The world will be fine because it's just a fucking rock in space. But a lot of people will get terribly fucked, because pricks like you believe they are smarter than the world's foremost experts on the matter. Get a grip.
@@peffiSC2source i mean what he said literally was true, no doomsday, question is if ur not one of those people getting fucked do u have to care? thats actually debatable, im not claiming no or yes and its not really stateable who will be and who wont be yet either, its just understandable that the whole stop eating meat or stop buying stuff made in china or ur fully responsible for the supposed doomsday drivel is kind of getting drole.
love your videos so much. Thanks for them!
Gold...This is brilliant. I am so happy I found this channel. You, sir, are a genius. I haven’t laughed like that in a LONG time. Thank you for making my day, my week. I was having a tough one until I came across your channel. I’ll be tuning in, looking forward to seeing more of your work. The “First Guy” series has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Have things gotten better for you lately?
2:16 “And what’s worse, her and her friends have learned the value of friendship”
Every mother ****ing show
I'd love to see a show where the heroes never learn the power of friendship and the villains do.
Hero "I will destroy you dark Lord and all your evil plans along with you"
Dark Lord "if that is my fate, so be it. I shall face it and you"
Backstabbing councilman "not alone you won't, we'll face it together"
Hero "why would you do this? You gain nothing from it"
Backstabbing councilman "because I'll stand with him to the bitter end"
Hoarding dragon "there are treasures worth more than gold, and I have never been one to part with my treasures without a fight"
Nobleman vampire "if you died here who would I drink the blood of orphans with?"
Succubus "perhaps it is my nature as a demon of unfulfilled desire, but your companionship is not something I am willing to give up so easily dark Lord"
Hero "very well then, I'll slay you all if I must"
I got a bit carried away with that one but it was fun
was that in reference to a specific show?
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 This is so good! I want to read a story like this.
Like a comedy with the villains as main characters.
Does anyone know anything similar?
@@Ace_Up_My_Sleeve Aw thanks man, unfortunately I do not know of anything like it. The closest I can think of would be the anime overlord but that's quite different
I didn’t get the metaphor until you pointed it out and now I feel bad.
What's the metaphor?
@@edgyskeleton7931 the void rectangle is a metaphor for smartphones/social media. Many people don't realize how much control these things have over their lives.
If you feel bad then it's working.
LC Kaboom me to
I didn't, either. It must be because we're not good enough and everyone else is smarter. Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Rectangle.
Amazingly talented dude!!
This is without a doubt my favourite one
Not gonna lie, huge respect for Ryan George for spending most of the time on watching movies so he can write a script for pitch meetings then original idea/scripts for the sketches on his personal channel along with video editing.
That sure takes a lot of work.
Waiting for the skincare routine to drop because Ryan's skin is TIGHT!
Loved this!
i cant stop watching your videos tey are sooo good i can watch it for hours
Oh strange, my morning routine just consists of like chasing campers and stuff
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access oh wow that sounds hard
@@GPEtana No, it's super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
How do you have such great internet access? I'm also in the Pacific northwest and my phone's 4g goes out if I step outside of the city limits and every time I drive by the mall.
*Why are you stalking me*
I see you everywhere and I love ya my guy. Also, pretty sure I saw you on some hiking trails in these woods that go in and out of texas and louisiana borders when I was nine. Nobody believes me but my sister saw something. Shes convinced it was a gorilla but ain't none of them in them woods she cray it was obviously you.
Not gonna lie, that Void Rectangle was more accurate than I would like
Oh was that a metaphor
Oops, oopsie
I actually have a void. It's not fun
The_Lost_Son get the Orb
@@TheNinthGenerarion working on it
Ugh I hate mine, he keeps randomly murdering me in the middle of conversa
@@WiloPolis03 Bro you good?
...
You good?
YOU GOOD BRO?
@@jackiebartholomew3066
*“The world is going to end in the next five years”*
-Blue Rectangle
*Well this hasn’t aged well*
Not at all.... there's no way it will take that long at this rate!
It's a trapezoid
So smart! I’m glad you explained the metaphor
"I'm a metaphor for smart-phones, by the way."
I laughed... out loud.
You know what, I think you could make an acronym out of this if it happens a lot. might catch on. like I laughed OL or something.
Not gonna lie, I didn't get until then.
Ryan is the only youtuber that makes me want to watch the "sponser" part of his video
Bro so damn true
Yup.
This video right here... has made you my favourite CZcamsr Ryan George!
This
Hilarious relatable and just probably one of the best channels on the platform
Don't talk to him until he's had his coffee
"im not grouchy I just need my coffee"
-Josh Darnit's son
Chami Bros you didnt get the refference did you?
@@ThrasherMurat no I did but I was just making a similar reference that it reminded me of.
“And then he did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day”
Kaleb Rotter And saved the day
Saving the day is super easy, barely an inconvenience
That was awesome! Tell me one more!
But the rectangle is prepared for it has no neck.
whoopsie!!
All time. Your best. Ever. That hard turn into the void was a thing of comedic genius.