If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2020
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Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge
This is a video about social media I guess. That's what the video is about. In the video there's some stuff about Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Reddit. Those things are in this video. So in conclusion, this is a video about social media. Thanks! - Komedie
"I don't know why I immediately rechecked you" is the genius.
Isn’t everything in this channel genius
Starfire?
Accurate as fuck tho
@@hexzyle what?
What, no TikTok? XD
"Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it."
Yep, that's Twitter.
David Treciak “The world is on fire....Everybody is evil and also wrong.”
Why are top comments always just quotes from the video? Is he really that much smarter than us?
"I'll definitely come back in just a couple minutes though."
Devmafu Gaming Because those kind of comments can be super easy, barely an inconvenience....
Also comments quoting the video are tight!
”But also if you don’t do anything about it, you’re evil.”
Facebook: "Why do you not talk to me anymore?"
Me: "Because I learn things about the people I love..and then I don't love them as much."
This hits so very close to home.
So true, there are just somethings that we don't need to know. Facebook the awkward Thanksgiving dinner every day.
Yes because your love is an object that can be takin away if your family doesn't think the things you want them to. Like seriously, if you found out your Uncle hates Arabs, does it really affect you in any way? You are absolutely that cousin who loves hearing about other family members lives falling apart.
If a family member of mine had to score my Social Media posts before the question, Do they love me?" is answered, I would just save them the trouble and tell them to jump off a bridge. I got other family who show love through action.
@@DustinBarlow8P True but Still...🤔
@@DustinBarlow8P for most leftists the "relative who says inappropriate things" gag has become something to genuinely feel shame over rather than being worth discussing. If someone says something bad then they are a bad person and do not deserve a defense as far as the court of public opinion is concerned. It's why Twitter is so horrible.
Quora: your essay on why darth Vader smells got another three upvotes
Me: YES!
😂
Wow! Three upvotes on Quora is actually great!
What
Quora is biased as well. It doesn't accept the truth with facts if it doesn't conform to the woke ideals.
@@TheFourthWinchester unless it’s straight up Nazi stuff, then they let that go.
"Reddit, anybody interact with us?"
"Nope"
"Perfect"
I felt that on a cellular level
People always interact with me I'm quite controversial
@@dv9239 Me too. I like to post something and then ignore all the incoming comments about how my opinion is "wrong". (or it's just that Redditors can't seem to understand other opinions exists)
I felt that on a subatomic level, and I don't even do Reddit.
the mysterious Same
@@dv9239 yes same
Ryan (after huge sigh): "OK, CZcams comments. What do you got..."
CZcams: "You already have 1K comments on the video you just posted!"
Ryan: "Oh wow! What are they saying..."
CZcams: "Yeah it looks like about 800 of those are just repeating that thing you say on your other channel"
Ryan: "Right. The thing I say. People really like the thing..."
CZcams: "Yes sir they do. Oh, and there's another couple hundred comments repeating some of the other things you say frequently on that channel. I think these are people trying to show you they have a deeper understanding of your work. "
Ryan: "By repeating it back to me?"
CZcams: "Uh huh. They really, really like those things you say, Ryan. And they really, really like YOU. They've memorized every line, every catch phrase. They came to CZcams for you Ryan... and they want be with you forever and ever..."
Ryan slowly backs out of the room, terrified.
CZcams: "Where are you going, Ryan? How come you never reply to us Ryan? Loving you is super easy, Ryan! Barely an incon..."
Ryan slams the door and locks it. "OK, I guess we're never going in there again..."
YES, EXACTLY.
Ha Ha, great stuff mate :)
That really made me chuckle, great comment
Repeating things back is TIGHT
Ryan (another video upload later, after huge sigh, again): "OK, CZcams comments. What do you got..."
"Hey Reddit what's new?"
"There's a trend where people make their
Pets obese and call them a 'heckin chonker'"
What, you don’t enjoy cats wider than they are tall and dogs that roll instead of walk? You monster.
@@MB-zi4bg the mirror smiles back at you for saying that.
Haha Keanu chungus WHOLESOME AF 100%
Lmao
Yep, it's horrible. And thing is, you can't even call them out for it or else you get banned.
“Reddit is saving the world because everything there is just recycled.”
Lmao
you just insulted my entire race of people
but yes
@@c4vengineering redditmoment
Ha ha ye ha I get it
600th like, your comment is guud
You forgot CZcams
“Ryan George just posted a new video”
“Oh, let me watch that right now!”
That would have been gold
I've been awake for like 6 minutes and already watched this
Perfect
Watching Ryan George videos is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Into an infinite loop
“The world is on fire and everyone is wrong”
Yup. Sounds about right.
Oh and, your president is telling you to inject dissinfectant into your blood stream
Esther Kristi
OH mY gOD
@@estherkristi6660 That is something someone who goes on Twitter would tell people he said.
@@VexChoccyMilk No, it's one of those things that people were spreading online, so you checked if it was true, because there's no way it could be, and it turned out to be true, and those people weren't even actually exaggerating online. I'm pretty sure that's how most people reacted.
Oh and some random city from Michigan that nobody has ever heard about is underwater. Stupid Boise hydro
Two minutes on twitter is like being in civil warfare. Well what imagine that would be like.
The great war of dream
Yup
You’re not wrong sir lol
True!
"Everybody's evil and also wrong. Danny Devito was cancelled, or maybe its a joke hashtag."
I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
"facebook?" "Present."
lol
yup
Haha
Yup
*air from the nose*
CZcams: Are you aware of Talk Show hosts? And do you want to go down a rabbit-hole that will lead you to watching dudes in India building pools in the middle of forrests?
I went down a CZcams rabbit hole last night that led to learning about sheepsquatch. Yup, that’s a thing now.
@@hollyandstelladoodle8748 I have no idea what that is, but you better believe I'm about to find out.
Yes the dudes in forest are my favorite! Never watch them but stil they always find a way in to my recommendations lol
That building channel is always on my recommendations
@@hollyandstelladoodle8748 I learned 4 ways to wear my hijab. But I'm not Muslim
"Ok, Reddit, anyone interact with us?"
"Nope."
"Perfect."
This one gets me!
The only reason you're on Reddit. The bliss of peace.
@@modestea9667 no, I’m on reddit because of r/minecraft
@@admincommand2016 I haven't played minecraft in years and I still follow r/minecraft. People make some really crazy shit.
Honestly reddit is just so freaking scary because I am pretty sure it has more racist people than Twitter
“Is is a pyramid scheme?”
“No it’s a Multi-Level-Mark-“
“That’s a pyramid scheme”
Damm a multi level mark
@@artoriasgameing6601 thats a pyramid scheme
actually it's not
see Madoff for a real pyramid scheme
“It’s not...not racist.” Me scrolling through my family’s Facebook feeds.
well, considering everyone and the neighbor's cat is considered racist these days, that's not very surprising...
@@streglof Please give me your guidelines on racism..
@@streglof please elaborate, especially the cat part
@@streglof hmmm. You don't happen to be one too huh?
@@s.s5933 streglof makes a good point, but the real question is, are you? now publicly deny it, it will only validate my question, see how this works? ya racist 😁
“Wanna see some semi painful memories from 9 years ago?”
That hit me deep
I used to love looking at my Memories. Now they're all just cringe.
That is the best one hahahaha
I accidentally quit Facebook at the same time as apparently most people and never realized everyone hated for the same reason. And yet we all kept visiting it day after day, why?!?!
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 how do you accidentally quit Facebook did you forget your password or something ?
Yup, every so often Facebook tries to start showing me memories again and I turn it back off. It's probably not good that it never seems to come up with anything I enjoy seeing. lol
The most unrealistic aspect of this sketch is that he woke up at 7:30
That's when the notifications start coming in
“I’m just gonna sell your personal info for cash”
That caught me off guard
World: So you sold personal data for money.
Facebook: Whoops!
World: Whoopsie!
Selling personal data for cash is tight
Best comment
Schwoopse
China : Buying your data was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@spiderjeranimo4992 I don't think that Cambridge Analytica had anything to do with China. Still funny though.
Then ryan did a back flip, snapped Facebook's neck and saved the day!
and everyone clapped
REfErENceS
Story time
But won't that be difficult with Facebook being, you know, a multibillionaire company?
@@CrossingTheStreetArt nah, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Tik Tok. Anything on your side?"
"Just a bunch of 15 year old girls dancing like strippers."
"Business as usual there."
Damn
Sounds about right. I hate it.
More like 11-year-olds...
@Yeetus Defeetus that's why I am happy after tiktok has recently banned in India 😊😊
@@theunbeatable728 good job india :D
Omg the rechecking Insta within 10 seconds was sooo accurate.
*Twitter:* "Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it"
That just keeps getting more relevant with time this year.
yeah i hate all the bots
I wanna like your comment but you're already on 69 😏
Chaos reigning is TIGHT
That's Twitter for you alright.
How're you doing?
"I'd say it warrants a little air from the nose, for sure."
Me: *lets out some air from my nose in amusement*
Me: goddamnit
Me: *reading your comment*
Me: *lets out some air from my nose in amusement*
Me: goddamnit
@@totalweirdo8538 and so the chain continues....
@@totalweirdo8538
Me: reading your comment
Me: lets out some air from my nose in amusement
Me: goddamnit
Verbatim lol
@@SkiggsMoDiggs
Me: reading your comment
Me: lets out a little air from the nose in amusement
Me: godammit
The way he kept checking on Instagram is so accurate 😂😂😂 wow comedic gold
"Is it a pyramid scheme?"
"It's a multi.."
"That's a pyramid scheme."
So accurate.
“I’d say it warrants a little air from the nose, for sure!” That made me warrant a little air from my nose.
Edit: I had no idea this would get this many likes
This comment made me warrant a little air from my nose.
does nobody in this thread know what "warrant" means? rofl.
@@sparklelikeaghost this comment made me warrant a little air from the nose.
Black Dragon feel free to whoosh me or whatever but you shouldn’t say “made me warrant” that’s like saying the same thing twice. You either say “this comment made me let out some air from my nose.” or “this comment warranted some air from my nose.” Warranted means an action you are going to perform that is justified. So if someone killed my dad, it would be warranted that I hate the murderer. Ok now back to your regularly scheduled youtube
@@sparklelikeaghost not gonna lie, that comment warrants a little air from everybody's nose
Did anyone notice it's the same void that lives in Ryan's cabinet..
Well the evil square is a metaphor for a phone
Is it done?
Did you acquire the orb?
The girl grows stronger with each passing day.
Except it's green? In another video the CZcams was a door into a vast portal of pure white.
But I still haven't found my orange rectangle
Oh yeah, I was thinking about that video while watching this. Subliminal images are tight!
"Everyone is evil and also wrong." So true.
yeah it’s totally super true how instagram is exactly like a refrigerator, you check what’s there for a bit, close the door, come back a minute later with your mind on autopilot and just check again for no reason.
Oooohhh selling personal info for cash is TIGHT
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Whoops, whoopsie!
Wow wow wow wow, wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Sean Gleason oh really?
This video is ART.
Look at this man's EYES. Look at the acting.
the bird!
He actually has really sad eyes and I can’t believe he smiles so hard that I never noticed
I mean, all the characters are doing their part. It's a team effort.
@@simmerke1111 yeah sometimes i feel the other characters dont get as much credit as ryan does
What acting? There is no acting in this entire video. It's reality
i know it's kinda cliche but ryan is a really good actor, you can feel the preciseness of his scenes cascading down from his quiet, burning intelligence
Twitter : "Chaos reigns and there is nothing you can do about it"
Also Twitter : Chaos is a ladder.
“chaos reigns and there’s nothing you can do about it” Twitter’s philosophy is a Tumblr bio
yooo
because twitter is the new tumblr
@@hanarielgodlike9283 everyone that made tumblr bad migrated to twitter because tumblr was bad
nah if it was tumblr it would have pronouns
Right when i saw this comment that’s when they said it
Nobody says “Oh my god” quite as well as Ryan.
I've been trying to imitate it for the past year. It's just not the same
There is that TikTok facts kid.
It's all in the eyes, and the precise mathematical degree of the "head blown backwards" gradient (has possibly been calculated using the Golden Ratio, which takes this equation into the realm of the arts... where our graphs and "theorie(s) of everything" fall desperately short).
Perhaps one day the equation will be solved..
Joseph Joestar does.
carl from detroit become human
Me after the video:
"Damn, it be like that sometimes huh"
*continues viewing various social media*
The part where real life reins is like “I Giorno Giovanna have a dream, that nobody will ever face the challenges I have overcome”
"I'm going to go sell some of your personal information for cash" -Facebook
Yup.
well it could be worse
at least its not twitter
Maybe organize a genocide overseas, then undermine a democracy here. Ya know, normal stuff.
"hurtful that the algorithm chose to show me that"
bruh so true
Facebook was always showing me ads for Asian dating sites and I was like, how tf you know I like Asian girls?! Offensive in its perceptiveness
The real-life segment almost made me tear up a little bit, this was so good
I can't stop watching this 😂🤣 I actually quit all those socials in November last year and it was the best decision I ever made!
The fact that all of these are 110% accurate, makes it even better
www.cliffsnotes.com/study-guides/grammar/commas-semicolons-and-colons/problems-with-commas
If you listen to the sarcastic logic behind ALL his videos, you'll find he's 110% correct 100% of the time.
Ryan: How about you, CZcams
CZcams: Everyone keeps commenting that something is either tight or super easy, barely an inconvenience
Noice!
And or repeating lines from the video and adding nothing to them at all as if they think only they watched the video and no one in the comments section did.
Man this comment is TIGHT
Wow wow wow, wow.
Making comments about something being tight...is tight
This…is the most perfect description of social media ever. EVER. Thank you. ForEVER.
WHY DOESN'T THE BIRD HAVE RYAN'S FACE??
I don't know what to believe anymore.
Maybe that's why he doesn't like it.
The HiveRyan hasn't figured out how to absorb other species yet. Give it time.
I didn’t even notice I’ve become one with the Ryan 😂
There must be a glitch in the Ryanverse.
“Nope it’s not a pyramid scheme it’s a multi level-“
“Yeah that’s a pyramid scheme”
“Oh ok” 😂😂
"Oh, dang it!"
"I don't like you anymore"
😂😂 its so true tho. Thats what they always say it is 😂
We’ve all got that one friend who would get super triggered by this line😂😂😂
actually it's not
see Madoff for a real pyramid scheme
@@nameunknown007 "that's fair"
That nature scene felt nice as I type this on my phone completely proving you'd video correct
I love how everyone is wearing a half broken air pod
"Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it."
2020 in a nutshell.
THE WORLD IS ON FIRE.
Beautiful AND terrifying indeed
And Twitter in general
You had no idea. Oh sweet innocent two weeks ago.
Oh boy, and we thought 2020 was bad...
CZcams: "Hey do you want to go premium or premium trial?"
"No."
"Ok, we'll skip the trial."
"No wait, did you just skip straight to premium?"
"I'm sorry, here are some ads. Do you want to skip those?"
"Of course I want to skip them."
"I'm sorry, you can't skip these ones."
"Oh I'll wait then."
"Thats great! While you're waiting, do you want to go premium or a premium trial?"
"Didn't you just ask me that?"
"Ok we'll skip the trial."
"Wait, did you..."
"Hey, do you want to watch a horse shoeing video?"
"..."
I just gave in and bought premium to get past the ads.
@@TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2 NEVAH!
This is very realateable.
@@alvarorey9308 Your the marvelous Nakamba guy aren't you
@@shanamana4078 How did you find me?
2:22 *sad dejected ryan noises*
I love his "OH! my god" because he says it the exact same way every time.
Facebook's also like "Want me to keep showing you a bunch of people you either tangentially know, and have no intention of making friends with, or are total strangers to you?"
yes sir i do!
Facebook recommends you become friends with everyone on the entire planet.
Reddit should have shot twitter when he said that Danny Devito is cancelled
i also miss the part where instagram stole a meme from reddit and facebook stole a meme from instagram
Khada Jhin don’t forget reddit stealing from twitter
Revendigo don’t forget everyone is stealing from real life
That would be what would happen if this were real. Lmfao
Fan Pan who’s Danny Devito?
"okay Instagram?"
IG: "You're still on me" -- is hilariously super on point!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Okay, CZcams, what've you got?"
"Well, we got a recommendation for a video from five years ago again, you watch the whole thing, and then realized you already watched this six months ago."
"Oh."
"Also your watch later list is crammed full of funny videos you claim you're going to show your family but -"
"don't touch those."
"well okay then."
I feel personally attacked by this comment..
I have 151 videos in that list, have only watched one or two of them.
i'm pretty sure YT knows that we don't watch many new videos so they repeatedly recommend videos we've already watched years and years ago
@@WinterPains I have 411...
Just passed 420 watch later! Mobile reminds me that "only" 250 are unwatched, but what if one of the 170 got marked watched and I didn't actually finish it??
Better just leave them all on there to be safe!
Tumblr Ryan is sitting somewhere in a forgotten corner, crying
It's still doing better than MySpace Ryan. MySpace Ryan is a lopsided skeleton rotting away and drawing flies in the corner. =)
Along with MySpace Ryan. Remember MySpace?
@@jamesanthony8438 Dude, MySpace Ryan sold Myspace for like $400 Million. MySpace Ryan is doing just fine.
Who downloads Tumblr anyway
Me: hey, tumblr, what's up, buddy?..
Tumblr: this post cannot be viewed cause it has titties...
Me: oh, ok...
Tumblr: also you are racist
Me: wha?..
Tumblr: here is some nazi blog
Me: ...what?!
Tumblr: and a cute deaf dog
Me: omaygosh doggy! ❤️
Twitter is toxic and makes your head and heart twisted, so relatable!
I swear the social media's desk things are the bottom half of an airpods case
He should of had MySpace laying around, with a skeleton instead of him.
I don’t even remember my MySpace username
I felt that.
Thank you for making me laugh like the frickin' Joker, now my family/neighbours will think I'm crazy. ❤️
It’s like an ancient form of Facebook you Zoomer (this is a joke and should not be taken seriously)
I assumed you knew what MySpace is, I was also making a Zoomer joke
The only thing missing for Reddit was “AITA for telling the person who purposely burned my house down that’s not nice.”
In the description briefly hints at killing the arsonists mother but never elaborates on that bit.
@@thebobbrom7176 NTA, the arsonist's mom should have given you that cupcake she bought instead of giving it to her child.
You mean "AITA for being unapologetically abusive towards my kids and expecting them to still love me even though I purposefully tried to ruin their lives?"
@@michaelarchangel42 It's honestly both.
And then there is AITA for purposefully burning this guys house down.
Ryan slowly realizing how terrifying everything in the outside world is and then quickly jumping back into his phone to forget about it is so good.
2:40 ME!!!! ACTUALLY THE WHOLE VIDEO IS ME LOL😂
"Instagram!"
"You're still on me."
"Right. Twitter?"
I lost my entire shit.
Facebook: Hey remember that girlfriend you had 9 years ago?
Me: Why are you like this?
*[Sad_Titanic_music.mp3]*
She's married with this super rich guy now
Luis Sierra you are relentless
Thank God she banned me
So what?
Do you mean Facebook hasn't reminded you of all the beautiful places you visited last year... while you're still in quarantine?
He had that assassins creed loading screen going on in the background for a bit
Always makes me laugh...so very needed these days!!
This guy has a very interesting head, like an Easter Island head
lol why?
That sound like a very serial killer thing to say.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
LOL I was thinking the same thing when I first saw him. I think it is that haircut with the shape of his head they just don't go together but at the same time look amazing
Is that supposed to be a compliment
The world is on Fire..... Yeah, that's Twitter
But, to be fair, at present also actually the world.
and r/Georgia and r/CoronavirusGA
And everyone is over parties
Everybody is cancelled
I haven't been on it since january, how are things there?
Every second of this spoke to me. It's kind comforting to know it's not just me but as much as this is a very funny sketch, it's also...eye-opening?
I dunno. We have issues.
Man. Your comedy makes my life enjoyable because I think it's smart and relatable for young people, especially for a washed up young x actor like myself! Keep up the good work good man(If it's not too difficult(unless you like/and/or are good at difficulty))
Also I'm trying to be a Buddhist and do as little as possible so watching your stuff is great for getting closer to nirvana!
When Ryan looked so sad, overwhelmed, scatterbrained out the window I wanted to give him a hug or pat on the shoulder to cheer him up.
scatterbrained 😆😅🤣🤪🤧
Ryan, I hope you get 20 million subs! Your videos are amazingly funny and watchable.
Oddly specific, but agreed
Cringe
Yeah, stupid teen gurls don't watch his content, so that's not gonna happen
@@arpitabrahmachari7649 uh present. I’m watching all his videos and am a teen girl. Also, that’s hurtful.
@@not_elie6116 my point was only people like James Charles, Charli from tik tok and people like that can get twenty million subscribers. Stupid teen girls don't watch him, so that's not gonna happen.
This beats the social dilemma by far 😂👏😂 new to this channel and already loving it!
These are all spot on, except reddit for me personally, though probably because I'm weird and never touch the homepage or the huge subreddits. Love that reddit gets the sunglasses though.
"I'm not your social media, I'm your connection to the real world"
I'm suprised people still have those
What was it? I don't recognize it
I do. It's WhatsApp.
In a little more than three minutes, Ryan George brilliantly uses satire to show how Social Media has taken over our lives. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Beautiful eh?
And also parodies each platform invidually instead of just demonizing the concept of social media
That’s what I love about his channel
That’s TIGHT
I watched too many of your videos today. You one of the only people I watched today and the person I watched the most.
dude, that was pure gold lmfao
*Connection to reality has entered the chat:
*Crushing Depression has entered the chat
*Crippling Anxiety has entered the chat
Aaand connection to reality left the chat
The slight changes in Ryan's expression in the real world were kind of haunting. I'm impressed.
Ryan! your cennection to the real world, i laughed so hard i cried!! BRILLIANT! best one yet!
When you notice all of this is relatable. For example, I always check Twitter, leave, and come back 2 minutes later.
*_"I'm gonna sell some of your personal info for cash."_*
The accuracy is strong with this one.
The ultimate crossover
Exactly
Why did I expect for that bird to have ryans face 😂
Yeah man this is my third video today, I guess I’m bingeing you channel right. Now! Thanks for that !
This video: sends message about the stupidity of every social media platform except youtube
Me: hmmmmmmmmmmm
CZcams is where 30 seconds of information is artificially stretched into 10 minute long videos because money
Does CZcams count as social media?
He should edit it to add youtube reminding him to _never_ read the comments. 😯
Though this channel's comments are really benign by youtube standards.
Well CZcams isn't that bad.
And you just pointed out how stupid you truly are. You think CZcams is social media.
Disappointed with the bird does not have Ryan’s face
So great!! You really make so great Videos I watch them as my evening Routine! 😅
‘You wanna see some semi-painful memories from nine years ago?’ - ugh 😂 felt that in my soul.
"Everyone is evil and also wrong" yup that's twit-ter for you....
Aww I was expecting MySpace to be crying in the corner.
MySpace: Notice Me!
All Ryans: No
Good one man!! I like when you look out the window to the bird
Damn, these videos are all just so on point. Keep it up.
CZcams : yesterday you watched Lgbt tiktoks
Me: yes, I did.
CZcams : Well here's 10 recommended Lgbt tik tok compilations, also here's an add for a giant pride flag.
Me :but I'm not even gay.
CZcams : not my problem, oh and since I'm connected to your Instagram through your Gmail you're gonna be seeing A LOT of gay ship art in your explore page from every fandom you're in.
@nan It's concerning that you didn't realize that.
I wish I could get all of that without having to watch TikToks, whether they're LGBT or not, but I guess it's worth it. Where do I find the mentioned TikToks that will lead me to this paradise of colourful and fun advertisements?
@@CasparSG bruh just watch JoJo's bizzare adventure , you will be drowning in gay ads
The reddit one is very accurate. Just everyone agreeing on the same thing.
That's why I like Reddit, it's anti Twitter.
Agreeing? I don't think so
Uhhhhhh............
Agreeing on everything is tight!
Unless that particular topic has a hate following. Then it’s a bunch of people calling you a sheep, cult, or idiot anytime you don’t say something negative too.