The Human Sacrifice Call Center

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  • @sapphicsoph
    @sapphicsoph Před 4 lety +6075

    “So you have a human sacrifice for me?”
    “Yes sir I do.”

  • @muhammadagungwibowo3068
    @muhammadagungwibowo3068 Před 4 lety +6503

    The title: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
    What I expect: The Human Sacrifice Call Center.
    What I got: Existential philosophy.

    • @Andythecreature
      @Andythecreature Před 4 lety +48

      Welcome!

    • @nelsonsxs3515
      @nelsonsxs3515 Před 4 lety +7

      XD

    • @TiMonsor
      @TiMonsor Před 4 lety +70

      and a bit of economics 101

    • @TriCookie9109
      @TriCookie9109 Před 4 lety +34

      The existential philosophy is an added bonus

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen Před 4 lety +25

      Oh that's just so typically! Today, kids just want to kill themselves. Back in my day you had to be desperate and look for 'the' answers. Barefooted!

  • @Elias_Ehler
    @Elias_Ehler Před 2 lety +1129

    Now the real question is: How many people did Anthony Telemarketer have to call until he found a person isolated enough, that they would not be able to dismiss his claims easily?

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie Před 2 lety +55

      Not that many. Most likely this is similar to the time share scam. They just get some vague affirmative response and then just start sending you bills every year for various fees, charges and dues.

    • @DISOPtv
      @DISOPtv Před rokem +48

      First call, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @crush3095
      @crush3095 Před rokem +8

      pretty much anyone with a land line

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Před rokem +14

      No one can dismiss the truth of Zordon. It lives within all of us.

    • @Tigewew
      @Tigewew Před rokem

      Oh he wasnt lying alright.

  • @johannajohanna6015
    @johannajohanna6015 Před 2 lety +518

    "It turns out alot of stuff we thought was important just kinda stops existing when alot of people stop believing it exists."
    Words of wisdom right there.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před rokem +12

      Indeed. The video actually does raise some good points, if not for doing so in such a ridiculous fashion for the sake of comedy.

    • @-ScreenScene-
      @-ScreenScene- Před 10 měsíci +4

      I-I’m sorry. I ruined the perfect 300 😭

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 Před 9 měsíci +5

      True! _cough_ Gender _cough_

  • @aryaanbasu9636
    @aryaanbasu9636 Před 3 lety +12094

    6 billion people and he calls the one person who doesn't believe in Zordon.

    • @homerman76
      @homerman76 Před 3 lety +1167

      Maybe they aim to sacrifice the non-believers first

    • @GasperV0
      @GasperV0 Před 3 lety +377

      @@homerman76 makes sense when you think about it, then you can produce sacrifices or replacements for the sacrifices at will if no other concept exists when they're born

    • @ringringbananarchy
      @ringringbananarchy Před 3 lety +189

      That would still be around 1.6 billion people.

    • @bidlingodoop4673
      @bidlingodoop4673 Před 3 lety +44

      @@ringringbananarchy 1.8 billion I think

    • @funky555
      @funky555 Před 3 lety +44

      thats just a 1/7 chance

  • @gavindooley6153
    @gavindooley6153 Před 4 lety +13619

    When you realize that Covid-19 was caused due to a lack of sacrifices to Zordon

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT Před 3 lety +209

      Gavin Dooley I have a great business opportunity and idea for you! It would go towards helping the rest of mankind...

    • @gavindooley6153
      @gavindooley6153 Před 3 lety +124

      Jamify ! Yo I’m in whatcha got?

    • @rohnekkdosi1979
      @rohnekkdosi1979 Před 3 lety +157

      Well if he's in, I'm in

    • @JamifyYT
      @JamifyYT Před 3 lety +66

      Gavin Dooley quick question to check: are you willing to put in all your effort? And an arm and a leg?

    • @gavindooley6153
      @gavindooley6153 Před 3 lety +74

      Jamify ! I’m willing to give my heart, soul, and firstborn child for this opportunity. Seriously that little bastard eats too much. This will save me hundreds of dollars each month!

  • @magicalminty6203
    @magicalminty6203 Před 3 lety +348

    2:52 "Do me a favor, put Canada on the phone."
    "What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conce... oh my god."
    Love that moment of realization. Anthony Telemarketer's kind of right.

    • @beckmania1066
      @beckmania1066 Před 2 lety +7

      I didn’t get that joke. Can someone please explain it to me?

    • @socks1w
      @socks1w Před 2 lety +23

      @@beckmania1066 I think he was proving Canada, along with other countries, is just an “idea”. Since he can’t actually put it on the phone.

    • @bobbyshores
      @bobbyshores Před rokem +11

      I was about to say "well I can't put the couch on the phone and a couch is a physical object" but I then I realized I can physically put the couch ON the phone lol.
      I know some people would dive deeper and say "well a couch is a human concept too, its just a manifestation of different materials into a shape we call a couch" but thats addressing language, whereas most borders and boundaries of countries are literally only concepts

    • @Ultrajuiced
      @Ultrajuiced Před rokem

      Still a better concept than many other concepts.

    • @BearOnTheMoon
      @BearOnTheMoon Před rokem +9

      @@Ultrajuiced Tell that to poor suckers who end up dying in the name of their concepts, when it's ruling class decides to go to war with other concepts that have stuff they want.

  • @vicnent651
    @vicnent651 Před 3 lety +64

    This guy’s really missing out. I volunteered last week. Changed my life.

    • @DLimit
      @DLimit Před 5 měsíci +2

      How's it been going for you? I got a call today but am on the fence.

    • @TitanOfTomorrow
      @TitanOfTomorrow Před měsícem +1

      For Zordon!

  • @NYWallCrawler
    @NYWallCrawler Před 4 lety +9586

    *_"... So anyway, i did a backflip, snapped Zordon's neck and saved the day."_*

    • @Grugh
      @Grugh Před 4 lety +194

      Spider-Man can you tell it again

    • @DutchDread
      @DutchDread Před 4 lety +218

      No you see, that's the problem, he doesn't have one.

    • @24601st
      @24601st Před 4 lety +79

      how do y’all think he lost it in the first place?

    • @GearWukong
      @GearWukong Před 4 lety +94

      Dude that's the problem. You snapped his neck off and now he's Zordon.

    • @Michal_o
      @Michal_o Před 4 lety +13

      Is this based off the fanny devito meme?

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun Před 4 lety +3115

    I love how his ringtone is his outro.

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 Před 3 lety +14

      What is his outro

    • @tuna509yt
      @tuna509yt Před 3 lety +71

      Kamron Palmer His ringtone...

    • @stabfenn2960
      @stabfenn2960 Před 3 lety +33

      @@tuna509yt I thought his ringtone was his outro

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim Před 3 lety +7

      @@kaliberkam0681 outro means the end of a video

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 Před 3 lety +9

      @@tuna509yt no I mean what's the name of the song of the outro

  • @lordzorddan8971
    @lordzorddan8971 Před 3 lety +100

    6 years with this name and it's finally worked out
    I accept sacrifices from any age and demographic

    • @iancorcoran1904
      @iancorcoran1904 Před rokem +1

      lol

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 Před rokem +1

      I could think of a few corrupt politicians I wouldn't mind having sacrificed lol

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider Před rokem +1

      How many do you need for it to rain again?

    • @315giants
      @315giants Před 11 měsíci +1

      congratulations on all of your success

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I can provide one! It isn't me, though...

  • @suzannahmeir7741
    @suzannahmeir7741 Před rokem +42

    I love how his ringtone is just the song at the end of every sketch!

  • @vesey986
    @vesey986 Před 4 lety +2052

    1. Why does this exist
    2. Why did I enjoy watching it so much
    Answers: Ryan George

    • @andrewanderson3016
      @andrewanderson3016 Před 4 lety +3

      that doesn't answer the questions you asked yourself in order to make an attempt at a joke

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 Před 4 lety +17

      @@andrewanderson3016 Ok sir,i will ask you to get out of here and stop being a partypooper

    • @StableTableAble
      @StableTableAble Před 4 lety +10

      "Because"
      "Fair enough"

    • @shardulniraula8846
      @shardulniraula8846 Před 4 lety +4

      Whovian Alert why would you have a weeping angel picture for your account now I cannot blink you silly human

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 4 lety +2

      Wow wow wow.....wow

  • @Jimmy_Jones
    @Jimmy_Jones Před 4 lety +2528

    This might be me.
    "Have you had a conversation with anyone?"
    "Convers... Yeah. No Of course I have."
    "Other than the cat."
    "Oh no."

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 Před 4 lety +22

      I don't even have a *^&%$# cat.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 Před 4 lety +43

      Cat: *starts making disturbing human-sounding moans before jumping over him, landing behind him and snapping his neck since he is the secret agent sent to perform the human sacrifice*

    • @zperk13
      @zperk13 Před 4 lety +10

      omg we watched the same video!

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones Před 4 lety

      @@zperk13 ?

    • @Jell-E
      @Jell-E Před 4 lety +2

      Oh my gooodd!!! Yassss. You're so unique. Lol ryan does those cat bits cuz alot of people are like that these days and its relatable

  • @MathMan410
    @MathMan410 Před 8 měsíci +5

    He’s totally right about money if you think about it

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman Před 3 lety +44

    I just love it that most things Anthony said were actually true

  • @meghna4613
    @meghna4613 Před 4 lety +4881

    Imagine if this is how Thanos decided who he was going to snap out of the universe

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 Před 4 lety +148

      Referencing Marvel is tight

    • @emeraldbecs
      @emeraldbecs Před 4 lety +95

      Yeah and it's super easy and barely inconvenience

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 Před 4 lety +38

      The universe wouldve died before hed finnish

    • @ginsan8198
      @ginsan8198 Před 4 lety +21

      I imagined Trump actually, except he still believes in money.

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy Před 4 lety +11

      your momma is so fat that Thanos snapped his fingers twice!

  • @ethenaheart5873
    @ethenaheart5873 Před 4 lety +2583

    "now, now, now are you a virgin"
    "Ok that is EXTREMELY personal"
    "alright I'm just gonna write yes"
    best line

    • @massachusettssportscentral9444
      @massachusettssportscentral9444 Před 4 lety +58

      Are you a virgin?
      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 4 lety +8

      🙋‍♀️ 👰 😇

    • @ISAACThBro
      @ISAACThBro Před 4 lety +18

      @DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon exactly, virgin is a female term

    • @ezzahhh
      @ezzahhh Před 4 lety +8

      @DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon If you want to get real technical it doesnt even apply to gay guys as breaking one's virginity is only applicable to females since you are litterally breaking a vaginal wall which can't be undone

    • @VoIcanoman
      @VoIcanoman Před 4 lety +32

      @@ezzahhh That's a myth. Research suggests that a majority of sexually active teenaged girls have an undamaged hymen, as the membrane is usually both stretchy and only covering a small portion of the vaginal canal...and even if it does tear, it can actually heal. So really, virginity is just as imaginary as money...or countries. Unfortunately, money, and countries, can both be useful constructs. Virginity...not so much. At least not in the modern age.

  • @maddie-ob7wb
    @maddie-ob7wb Před 2 lety +11

    i've seen this so many times and "YOU STOPPED BELIEVING IN NORTH AMERICA" always makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @discman15
    @discman15 Před 3 lety +38

    Super unrealistic.
    Nobody working in a call center is going to have a cubicle that big

  • @Jimbo893
    @Jimbo893 Před 4 lety +3011

    I swear, these Zorgan people call me at least twice every month

    • @lolmao500
      @lolmao500 Před 4 lety +83

      I bet if you did this for real, you would find willing human sacrifices

    • @Jimbo893
      @Jimbo893 Před 4 lety +60

      Oh yeah, totally. I mean, people who want to die is a dime a dozen these days; take me for example

    • @bhaveshjain27
      @bhaveshjain27 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Jimbo893 man😂

    • @icyhot8167
      @icyhot8167 Před 4 lety +64

      *Zordon

    • @Quagmireee
      @Quagmireee Před 4 lety +24

      @@Jimbo893 Hello sir my name is Micheal Telemarketer I am here to update you about the guy who is coming to your home to pick you up for the sacrifice, he will be there in just two days
      I hope you will have a nice time

  • @willowfoxy1702
    @willowfoxy1702 Před 3 lety +9513

    I love how he explained economics and nationalism perfectly as a joke.

    • @francescademaio2639
      @francescademaio2639 Před 3 lety +80

      Agree!

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola Před 3 lety +110

      right. what kind of education do you have again?

    • @GymCritical
      @GymCritical Před 3 lety +291

      @@Mishkola explained oversimplified. Must you ruin nice things?

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola Před 3 lety +259

      @@GymCritical pointing out that the nation and currency are both social constructs in no way explains either nationalism or economics. Although I realize that pointing this out demonstrates that I'm no fun at most parties, rotten definitions aren't nice things; they're rotten things that make my eye twitch like a movie psychopath thats about to flip.

    • @legohead2731
      @legohead2731 Před 3 lety +538

      @@Mishkola calm down everybody, you’re both wrong because these concepts no longer exist in the eyes of Zordon.

  • @LordOfMostGames
    @LordOfMostGames Před rokem +5

    Getting sacrificed for our one true lord and savior Zordon is tight!

  • @Strogman25
    @Strogman25 Před 9 měsíci +3

    "So what's this new sketch idea?"
    "Have you heard 'Imagine' by John Lennon?"
    "Yeah"
    "That. But with the big bald head guy from Power Rangers."

  • @Kumori90
    @Kumori90 Před 4 lety +2836

    “You can’t just sacrifice to fictional characters!”
    “Actually it’s super easy: barely an inconvenience!”

  • @stonerbland7621
    @stonerbland7621 Před 3 lety +3632

    "have you had a conversation with anyone other than your cat" aged ANAZINGLY

    • @rishad4907
      @rishad4907 Před 3 lety +78

      'anazingly"?

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 Před 3 lety +37

      @@rishad4907 ye

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 Před 3 lety +173

      @@rishad4907 Yeah, turns out words are just concepts, they are pretty much imaginary to begin with, and if you get enough people on board and they all decide that anazingly is a word, then it is a word. Stoner Bland decided anazingly is a word, and he is right I decided. Cause it sounds vaguely cool.

    • @bimich7339
      @bimich7339 Před 3 lety +24

      @@leovk5779 ye

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 Před 3 lety +36

      @@bimich7339 Oh, I see! So "ye" is a word no you decided, well ok then!

  • @francescaperron2003
    @francescaperron2003 Před 2 lety +26

    As someone who works at a callcenter it really does feel like this sometimes. Just remember: We probably hate having to call and disturb you as much as you hate talking to us so be understanding. The amount of mental breakdowns I have had because of that job man...

    • @beta_cygni1950
      @beta_cygni1950 Před 2 lety +3

      I get it, really. As someone who is sometimes less than patient with this, I understand.
      But fielding the 10th call about XXX after I've repeatedly said im not interested and to be taken off the call list is really frustrating. I know its probably not YOUR fault... But at some point I gotta rant at someone. And you're just the easy target at that point.

    • @samuelberry4186
      @samuelberry4186 Před 2 lety +1

      the diffrence is the call center guy is compensated. and the one called is paying a phone bill for a conversation they dont want

  • @a_sconefield
    @a_sconefield Před 2 lety +6

    "Listen, my cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."
    that's it. that's the comment

  • @Keagran
    @Keagran Před 3 lety +4756

    Anthony: Human Sacrifice! You in?
    Him: Well it depends if he's in. If hes in, I'm in.

    • @Keagran
      @Keagran Před 3 lety +65

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 Well nkw im out

    • @CKing97
      @CKing97 Před 3 lety +87

      @@Keagran well if he's out I'm in

    • @diobrando666
      @diobrando666 Před 3 lety +73

      @@CKing97 Well if your in I'm out

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome Před 3 lety +68

      Well I’m in! Into this bag of potato chips...

    • @wirly-
      @wirly- Před 3 lety +60

      @@Cartman4wesome
      If there is potato chips then im in

  • @mr.freedom3068
    @mr.freedom3068 Před 4 lety +2721

    Wait a minute isn't this the universe where everyone is Ryan?
    That means Zordon is Ryan

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Před 4 lety +56

      zordon why is everyone getting this wrong?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 Před 4 lety +19

      @@hardwirecars Yeah, I'm super confused.

    • @LetsTalkAboutPrepping
      @LetsTalkAboutPrepping Před 4 lety +26

      Everyone but celebrities are Ryan actuslly

    • @FIFAmusicMAN
      @FIFAmusicMAN Před 4 lety +31

      And Jasmine from Aladdin...Jasmine isn’t Ryan either

    • @terrypeart3875
      @terrypeart3875 Před 4 lety +17

      M_lloyd
      Have you seen them in the same room together?

  • @guillermodelblakeyo2019
    @guillermodelblakeyo2019 Před 2 lety +6

    The instant I saw Zordon I was laughing already. 🤣

  • @jasonrodgers880
    @jasonrodgers880 Před 3 lety +2

    “Ok bye... wait. No. No. No.” sounds like the story of my life.

  • @Miners666
    @Miners666 Před 4 lety +606

    We ended nationalism and wealth inequality.
    What did it cost?
    Endless human sacrifices to Zordon.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 Před 4 lety +41

      So the cult of Zordon solved overpopulation then too.

    • @sunnyalphax3539
      @sunnyalphax3539 Před 4 lety +11

      I'm willing to pay that price

    • @davidg6803
      @davidg6803 Před 4 lety +30

      So basically.....it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Hail Zordon.

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 Před 4 lety +9

      Hey if the sacrifices are willing (or in this case dumb and easily tricked), I see nothing wrong with it

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 Před 4 lety +9

      Miners666 to be fair the abolishing of money doesn’t necessitate wealth inequality, and the abolition of nations doesn’t nessecitate a stop to inter group conflict.
      The human sacrifices is a net positive though.

  • @nunyabusiness6693
    @nunyabusiness6693 Před 4 lety +1336

    The commentary is brilliant here. Ryan is a genius.

    • @stefanpieper3757
      @stefanpieper3757 Před 4 lety +37

      What IS the commentary? I get the part with concepts only being real if enought people treat them as real, but apart from that...

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah I don't get the symbolism either

    • @daxterfireball
      @daxterfireball Před 4 lety +5

      Mr Robot Season 4 is really worth watching if you guys aren't still caught up yet!

    • @robotnoir5299
      @robotnoir5299 Před 4 lety +28

      commentary isn't a thing anymore, ya *_beeep_* 'n idiot!

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 Před 4 lety +5

      @@stefanpieper3757 yeah that's pretty much it

  • @RMarr-uy9hf
    @RMarr-uy9hf Před 2 lety +2

    I watch this video every two months, it's a medical prescription for my mood disorder.

  • @skyhunter2816
    @skyhunter2816 Před rokem +2

    This was my first Ryan George video and I've never looked back.

  • @MegaBradster1
    @MegaBradster1 Před 4 lety +986

    Just realized the cat was a reference to his earlier episode “If Cats Were Able To Talk”

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 Před 4 lety +33

      Do you know who???
      Ohhhhhhh. He’s been referencing his older videos more now which is cool. Or I’m just noticing it.

    • @TheSaltySeaman
      @TheSaltySeaman Před 4 lety +33

      Everything in the Ryanverse is connected!

    • @TomSFox
      @TomSFox Před 4 lety +25

      But where are his Pinocchio nipples?

    • @cylasbreakdown6140
      @cylasbreakdown6140 Před 4 lety +12

      TomSFox he never lied.

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 Před 4 lety +14

      I just assumed he was sad and lonely and talking to his cat who never responds because it's a cat.

  • @zonaal2949
    @zonaal2949 Před 4 lety +573

    Ryan Telemarketer is like the names that they decided in the “First people to have names” video and I love that

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 Před 4 lety +16

      Last names actually come from jobs,if you were a potter your last name would be potter for example

    • @zonaal2949
      @zonaal2949 Před 4 lety +8

      justin hope I know

    • @walkinmn
      @walkinmn Před 4 lety +20

      @@lawyitkazuki5768 So about Hancock...

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 Před 4 lety +4

      @@walkinmn probly prostitution lol

    • @acdsarc11
      @acdsarc11 Před 4 lety +6

      George H W Bush

  • @ava74748
    @ava74748 Před rokem +2

    'this has been what's going on with cable" 🤣💀 is hilarious

  • @chriss3154
    @chriss3154 Před 3 lety +4

    Plot twist: Zordan turns into Zuul so now we need a keymaster and a gatekeeper

  • @adammgolan
    @adammgolan Před 4 lety +218

    Even though this is only 3 and a half minutes, it feels like an entire movie.

  • @germancarrasco2028
    @germancarrasco2028 Před 4 lety +1890

    But the telemarketer guy was right about money and countries.

    • @rainerzufall8090
      @rainerzufall8090 Před 4 lety +151

      And about our lord and saviour Zordon

    • @wuhugm
      @wuhugm Před 4 lety +24

      human construct

    • @kimihitothegreat6396
      @kimihitothegreat6396 Před 4 lety +49

      I know, right ? Ryan opens our eyes on a lot of things that we never bothered to understand, for example cats are disgusting because they walk around covered in their saliva.

    • @stringtheoryguitars4952
      @stringtheoryguitars4952 Před 4 lety +8

      Money yes. Countries no.

    • @germancarrasco2028
      @germancarrasco2028 Před 4 lety +32

      @@stringtheoryguitars4952 We all have a lot more in common with people in other countries than with a lot of people in our own countries...

  • @cheriescorner9923
    @cheriescorner9923 Před 3 lety +3

    Light humor that will ultimately reveal itself as prophetic truth of changes to come in the monetary system as we know it.

  • @kwmcgreal
    @kwmcgreal Před 3 lety +6

    I love how this turned into a philosophical social commentary!

  • @hellothere2052
    @hellothere2052 Před 4 lety +542

    Imagine a universe where all the Ryan’s who aren’t called Ryan , like Anthony, and have an argument.
    Michal pickle-seller vs Anthony telemarketer

    • @MyChaotica
      @MyChaotica Před 4 lety +2

      I want it!! Ryan, pretty please make this happen?

    • @danielbodovs1195
      @danielbodovs1195 Před 4 lety +19

      You forgot Bob Unemployed.

    • @24601st
      @24601st Před 4 lety +5

      Daniel Bodovs and also bob unemployed

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 Před 4 lety

      Daniel Bodovs how could I forget😁

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Před 4 lety +3

      Ryans* Apostrophes aren't used to make plurals.

  • @ObservableObserver
    @ObservableObserver Před 4 lety +618

    I mean, Anthony Telemarker's point about money only having imaginary value was very solid. The line between what we believe and what we don't believe is pretty arbitrary. Makes you kinda think about that whole Zordon thing too.

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy Před 4 lety +8

      well is like Bitcoin, have some value for weird people that believe is better than the rest

    • @DanielRichards644
      @DanielRichards644 Před 4 lety +22

      @@iYourDaddy paper money has no value because we got off the gold standard, bitcoin has the amount of work required to produce it to back it up.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 Před 4 lety +31

      Aame with the borders. They exist because we think we are different. If we decide we are not, borders are just some made up thing that are inconvenient.

    • @lawyitkazuki5768
      @lawyitkazuki5768 Před 4 lety +5

      I mean,it USED to be a stand in for gold but the us desided that wasent a thing

    • @iYourDaddy
      @iYourDaddy Před 4 lety

      @@mennograafmans1595 nope, you are to close to the answer but you are a coward to accept why we have borders

  • @Shogoeu
    @Shogoeu Před 2 lety +4

    "Same day sacrifice is actually pretty good" - it actually is. Imagine how organized are these people.

  • @justaguywholikeshentai9019

    Ryan George is a phenomenon we decided
    Love you!!!

  • @rosaline7335
    @rosaline7335 Před 3 lety +625

    Our generation is conditioned to reply to "SAME DAY delivery" as YES PLEASE! 😂

  • @chamibrosnetwork7043
    @chamibrosnetwork7043 Před 4 lety +275

    "Tiny pictures of old dead politicians with numbers next to their heads"
    -Ryan George 2020

  • @petrarafiki
    @petrarafiki Před 2 lety +4

    “My cat and I are about to sit down for dinner…” 😂😂😂
    What I will be saying to the next telemarketeer before ending the call.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 Před 14 dny

      "This is Fuck Your Mother Incorporated, Daddy speaking how may I please you today? *immediately hangs up and blocks the number.*"
      How I answer all numbers not in my contact list ever since I started feeling weird about the tech support one cause of the Indian accent followed by putting them on "hold" which is just obviously hanging up and blocking the number.
      Try it. Makes for a good chuckle anyday.

  • @chiarardn2401
    @chiarardn2401 Před 2 lety +1

    This must be the single best Ryan George video!

  • @stefanietobar93
    @stefanietobar93 Před 3 lety +1390

    -"Have you had a conversation with anyone recently"
    -"converse- I mean yes-no, of course I have"
    -"other than the cat"
    -oh, no.
    genius XD

    • @rexdino7405
      @rexdino7405 Před 3 lety +4

      I read this comment at the exact same time as he was saying this

    • @anuroopkm3181
      @anuroopkm3181 Před 3 lety +11

      "Have you ever had a competition with anyone recently"
      "I mean yes-no, of course I have"
      -"other than yourself"
      -oh no

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat Před 3 lety +5

      Somewhat more common after the lockdowns.

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies Před 3 lety +7

      His conversation:
      “So you like that new tuna ay?”
      “Roww”
      “I see I see well what about the canned tuna?”
      “Mroww”
      “You are very mean don’t make me put you in the cage”
      “Hissss”

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Před 3 lety +1

      @@christyqueen1953 0:42
      "My cat and I were about to sit down for dinner."

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander Před 4 lety +926

    "But wait, it rained just a few days ago. Why do they still need a sacrifice?"
    "So the movie can happen!"
    "What, Zordon eats the sacrifices or something?"
    "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm Před 4 lety +18

      Grasslander Isn’t it going to be hard to just talk people into agreeing to die for the villain of Power Rangers?
      Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @NovaAnimations
      @NovaAnimations Před 4 lety +12

      "So if it's still raining people will notice it's inconsistent"
      "Oh that that is indeed true"
      "Whoops!"
      "Whoopsie!"

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 Před 4 lety +4

      @@83gemm Zordon's the mentor. The villain you're probably thinking of is Zed. Or Zee for our British compatriots.

    • @mylesschaff6017
      @mylesschaff6017 Před 4 lety +3

      So do you have a human sacrifice for us.
      Yes sir I do

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight Před 3 lety +1

      Wowowow

  • @DanielWalker.
    @DanielWalker. Před 3 lety +12

    3:17 My favorite part

  • @yotamgosh
    @yotamgosh Před 2 lety +2

    Still one of my absolute favorite pieces of media

  • @lkim9634
    @lkim9634 Před 4 lety +310

    Zordonite since '94. It's about time we started getting representation in the media.

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 Před 4 lety +10

      And don't get me started on that weird Gosei branch off cult...

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 Před 4 lety +1

      well why havent you sacrifìced yourself yet?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 Před 4 lety +12

      @@aidsdoh8286 She's in administration, so she unfortunately can't. Someone has to help steer the helm!

    • @RichardHeiney
      @RichardHeiney Před 4 lety +1

      Amen brother

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 Před 4 lety +1

      Amen fellow Zordonite. I accepted him as lord and savior in ‘96 I decided. Still going strong.

  • @williambaldwin9068
    @williambaldwin9068 Před 4 lety +247

    this was perfect; imagine the "im only here for pitch meeting" people realizing they are in the Ryan cult

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R Před 4 lety +7

      Pitch meetings aren't a thing anymore, we stopped believing in them.

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 Před 4 lety +1

      @@N8_R but i just saw one today? have i been hallucinating?

    • @N8_R
      @N8_R Před 4 lety +1

      @@williambaldwin9068 Could you put this pitch meeting on the phone?

    • @williambaldwin9068
      @williambaldwin9068 Před 4 lety +1

      @@N8_R fuck

    • @the_real_lego_commander_co6685
      @the_real_lego_commander_co6685 Před 4 lety

      William Baldwin it’s pretty much just imaginary

  • @Wisdomatic1
    @Wisdomatic1 Před 3 lety +2

    “Of course Thursday’s still a thing.” Lol love that part.

  • @GiovannisDaedra
    @GiovannisDaedra Před rokem +4

    This is exactly why I never answer phone calls

  • @zordon4735
    @zordon4735 Před 3 lety +1029

    It sure is super easy barely an inconvenience to take over the world.

    • @natosie359
      @natosie359 Před 3 lety +20

      My lord zordon

    • @natosie359
      @natosie359 Před 3 lety +19

      I've got more sacrifices

    • @domega2844
      @domega2844 Před 3 lety +19

      @@natosie359 do you offer same day sacrifice? Cuz if u do im in

    • @human-tk2fo
      @human-tk2fo Před 3 lety +8

      How many sacrifices to fix the weather?

    • @ytdude2935
      @ytdude2935 Před 3 lety +9

      Hail zordon

  • @kazutokirigaya3506
    @kazutokirigaya3506 Před 3 lety +1326

    The money thing is actually really true.

    • @theperfectmix2
      @theperfectmix2 Před 3 lety +60

      Yeah the gold standard ended awhile ago and everyone just went with it

    • @krisyannuruha5147
      @krisyannuruha5147 Před 3 lety +94

      @@theperfectmix2 gold is just metallic version of money.. if i don't want to trade my food with your gold, your gold become useless.. if you don't want to trade my food with your gold, i still can eat my food..

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman Před 3 lety +48

      ​@@krisyannuruha5147 not quite. for a long, long time, humans have liked shiny things. It's good for jewelry and decoration. it's almost fascinating how long it's stayed relevant, though you are correct that it's personally useless. Now you wanna know a good currency, SALT. that was the must useful currency ever.
      "I don't believe in that currency anymore."
      "Well darn" *goes home to preserve food.*

    • @krisyannuruha5147
      @krisyannuruha5147 Před 3 lety +12

      @@TotallyHuman well currency have very long history and various version in different place and yes some start from food because its the easiest to see value in it for everyone, but its evolved because various reason which one of them is because food can't be last forever (if you don't use it, its root or damaged).. gold become good currency because we love shinny object, we not consume it so it wont disappear and last long, not like other metal which is impact to its stability as currency.. but i'm not fans to gold standar because its have limited source and just found in some place.. so some country who don't have gold mines is destined to be poor, and weak country who can't protect themshelves doomed to be destroyed by stronger country who want to monopoly gold mines.. war for teritorial is not avoidable.. its still happen till now for country with rich oil.. weak country with oil just become puppet for stronger country.. they can't find peace because someone always want to exploit their resource.. their land become playground for proxy war between stronger country..
      right now new currency between country is technology and culture.. you can't attack some country to steal their tech or culture and in the end there no benefits for teritorial war.. there still war like economycal war between USA and Chinesse but at least i don't have to afraid that some random bullet or bom will kill me tomorrow because of that war.. even there still damage, but there's no shortage of food.. so you at least can still live..
      btw fun fact : in reality till now we still have various currency, like in jail cigarette is become currency.. even prisoner who not smoke still use it as currency because he/she now can trade it with someting else.. currency is quite interesting subject to discuss

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman Před 3 lety +7

      @@krisyannuruha5147 high school gossip as a currency

  • @telarr9164
    @telarr9164 Před rokem +2

    "other than the cat ?"
    "aah no..."

  • @CannonFodderKing1
    @CannonFodderKing1 Před 2 lety

    You’ve made a ton of great videos. This remains my favorite. Possibly my all time CZcams favorite.

  • @MatthewCSnow
    @MatthewCSnow Před 4 lety +102

    "It's real paper yeah but you can't use to buy anything if no one thinks it's worth anything, that's how it works"
    Could you take over for my Econ professor?

  • @KevinWidesouls
    @KevinWidesouls Před 4 lety +199

    “My name is Anthony Telemarketer.”
    Oh my disbelief is SO suspended right now.

  • @Bored0720
    @Bored0720 Před rokem

    This may be the funniest of your channel's sketches I've seen yet 🤣

  • @sharkvlogsandgaming4797
    @sharkvlogsandgaming4797 Před 2 lety +1

    I couldn’t tell they were talking about Zordon until he said it and then I said “THATS WHY THE PICTURE IS BEHIND HIM”

  • @tigerbread78
    @tigerbread78 Před 4 lety +162

    This must be true, I only have Netflix and it's the first I've heard of it too

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific Před 4 lety +7

      I don't even have Netflix- I just watch challenge runs of video games on youtube. When were the youtubers planninng on telling me about this?!

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan Před 4 lety +1

      Love the logic :D

  • @RoScFan
    @RoScFan Před 4 lety +73

    This was supposed to be comedy but its actually geniunely disturbing and terrifying...

    • @FirstNameLastName-oo1zm
      @FirstNameLastName-oo1zm Před 4 lety +3

      In the year 2090 this call will be made BUT if agree your family gets 10 years of food

  • @fernandoignacio8425
    @fernandoignacio8425 Před 2 lety +1

    I love when he says we decided.

  • @DrTae233
    @DrTae233 Před 2 lety +2

    "we decided" that line always gets me

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit Před 3 lety +3538

    Actually a weirdly valid point by crazy cult guy: Most things have no natural value, we as a society simply got together and said "no this is important now and I'm willing to trade my life away or kill over it." I weirdly agree with him on that. Not enough to approve of how they're warping our lord and Savior Zordon's message, everyone knows he demands teenagers with attitude as sacrifices not grown men.

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan Před 3 lety +103

      It is kinda ironic that the Power Rangers were not teenagers, nor did they have "attitude".

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 Před 3 lety +16

      @@KingDugan it was barney for slightly older kids. I hate power rangers. I would have liked walking dead as a kid. Like when glen got his head bashed in by a baseball bat and his eyeball popped out. That was cool.😁

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 3 lety +90

      Not really weird. The whole idea of money is to represent natural value because it's kinda hard trading a cow for pottery given the huge difference in value.

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality Před 3 lety +1

      Ikr?

    • @GepardenK
      @GepardenK Před 3 lety +25

      The money thing sounds profound but it isn't. We could use the same argument to say that love and altruism has no natural value; but we wouldn't because that would make us feel icky. It has value because it affects other people - that goes for love, altruism and money.

  • @Dismythed
    @Dismythed Před 3 lety +86

    "Same day sacrifice" gets 'em every time.

  • @shawnmeems3724
    @shawnmeems3724 Před rokem +1

    He gas lit this guy so hard he is he accepted being sacrificed. Man I thought main stream media was bad.

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 Před rokem +2

    Gonna get my Captain America shield signed by our one true lord and savior Zordon in January

  • @Zwiebel-Dadof4
    @Zwiebel-Dadof4 Před 3 lety +383

    "Can you put Canada on the phone?"
    "What? No! Canada's not... canada's a con... OH MY GOD!" LMAO

    • @FoxxxFatal
      @FoxxxFatal Před 3 lety +8

      I didn't get that joke because I'm dumb. Can you explain it to me?

    • @thewatcher9480
      @thewatcher9480 Před 3 lety +4

      @@FoxxxFatal bruh

    • @buzzwithdrip6347
      @buzzwithdrip6347 Před 3 lety +16

      @@FoxxxFatal they don't believe in canada anymore, that's the joke

    • @rylandrc
      @rylandrc Před 3 lety +37

      @@FoxxxFatal ..the value of rmoney is a concept, the religion of zordon is a concept, Canada is a concept (and other nations)..
      Basically he was realising that if they can change money to be worthless because it's an agreed upon value, than Canada can also cease to exist if enough people stop believing in it as being a country.

    • @somedudethatlovesmemes6625
      @somedudethatlovesmemes6625 Před měsícem

      He should've put the government of Canada on the phone

  • @scooblov
    @scooblov Před 3 lety +189

    “I decided” is the funniest addition to his skits.

  • @androidaxolotl8311
    @androidaxolotl8311 Před 2 lety +1

    "Have you had a conversation with anyone recently?"
    "Yeah obviously."
    "Besides the cat."
    "Oh. No."
    Relatable.

  • @funfetti7194
    @funfetti7194 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is the best allegory I've ever heard

  • @rhys5430
    @rhys5430 Před 4 lety +557

    "That bald guy from Power Rangers?"
    We're talking about a Human Sacrafice Call Center here mate

    • @subman23
      @subman23 Před 4 lety +13

      ...that worships Zordon. There are literally two pictures of him behind Anthony Telemarketer

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 Před 4 lety +10

      @@subman23 behind Anthony Telemarketer *

    • @SacchieILU
      @SacchieILU Před 4 lety +2

      sacrafice is my favorite kind of pasta

    • @japzone
      @japzone Před 4 lety

      And sending children into battle with aliens/demons isn't human sacrifice?

    • @subman23
      @subman23 Před 4 lety +1

      @@HandledToaster2 ok, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how I incorrectly name characters

  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 Před 4 lety +121

    Honestly I wasn't sure about this Zordon guy, but after hearing some of his policies all I can say is that I for one Welcome our new Zordon Overlord!

  • @zekegore6470
    @zekegore6470 Před 3 lety +1

    Zordon tricked him into sacrificing himself... It's the only explanation.

  • @kamenanew9867
    @kamenanew9867 Před 2 lety +1

    I love that his ringtone is the outro music. Iunno why but it warms my heart.

  • @DrFlaccid
    @DrFlaccid Před 3 lety +271

    As a person with cable, I can confirm that Zordon is our true lord and savior.

    • @Lucas-Lee-1987
      @Lucas-Lee-1987 Před 3 lety +15

      I don' t have cable, but I have been having conversations with people lately, and I can also confirm. All hail Zordon, our one true lord and savior!

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Před rokem +5

      @@Lucas-Lee-1987 I have neither cable, nor have I been having conversations with people lately, but Zordon is still our almighty Lord. It's just common sense.

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 Před rokem +6

      I'm doubtful. No one has cable anymore.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Před rokem +5

      @@Gamer3427 Yeah, people have Deadpool nowadays.

  • @zacharyp7511
    @zacharyp7511 Před 4 lety +23

    After finding this dude’s pitch meetings he’s quickly become one of my favorite youtubers idk how he’s not bigger

  • @vahidebrahimi9750
    @vahidebrahimi9750 Před 2 lety +2

    I watch this sketch everytime I feel like having an existential crisis. Great stuff!

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Před rokem +2

    I love that the ringtone is Ryan's theme tune.

  • @provki
    @provki Před 4 lety +497

    I definitely don't understand how your subs aren't in the millions. Your content is consistently the best comedic content I come across (anywhere). You have a gift in making sarcasm/irony jolly.

  • @jettplane
    @jettplane Před 3 lety +146

    If he’s in, I’m in.

  • @pcdruid
    @pcdruid Před rokem

    This continues to be one of my favorite skits of yours.

  • @andyharris3084
    @andyharris3084 Před rokem

    Still one of my favourites even though I've watched it countless times

  • @rajatava3500
    @rajatava3500 Před 4 lety +248

    That's a nice ringtone! Really catchy and reminds me of an extremely funny youtuber...

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 Před 4 lety +5

      And it’s used in a lot of toddler videos

    • @TheRavenCoder
      @TheRavenCoder Před 4 lety +3

      Ringtones are tight!

    • @Ablelom1990
      @Ablelom1990 Před 4 lety +1

      Gedrolld wird net

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction Před 4 lety +3

      Well actually we stopped believing in CZcams

    • @4fkeeks458
      @4fkeeks458 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Ablelom1990 wer trollt, fliegt. Endlich mal ein Genosse unter seinen Videos!

  • @jeepersmcgee3466
    @jeepersmcgee3466 Před 4 lety +22

    So THAT'S why Zordon "recruits" teenagers who usually vanish and get replaced without explanation

  • @MorbidGod391
    @MorbidGod391 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Anthony Telemarketer must be doing a good job because it’s been raining a lot here 😂

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Před 11 měsíci +2

    He's actually right about money. It even says so right on American currency.

  • @gaigeguy339
    @gaigeguy339 Před 4 lety +398

    Wouldn’t convincing some one to sacrifice themselves for a fictional character would be hard
    Actually Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

    • @R.DumDum
      @R.DumDum Před 4 lety +2

      Animation Gaige oh really?

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 Před 4 lety

      ah... possibly the only way to make a suicide legit thing, finally.

    • @KingNachos4
      @KingNachos4 Před 4 lety +6

      You see you start a worldwide cult that's based on cable and social interactions and then you stop believing in money and Canada cause let's be real here Canada never existed in the first place so then u make a call centre and kindly ask them to human sacrifices and if they don't agree call them a virgin and weird until they agreed cause they're stupid you see and so ya that's how you do it.

    • @terrypeart3875
      @terrypeart3875 Před 4 lety +6

      Arjun rajesh
      He’s only pissed at Canada cos he couldn’t buy it.

    • @KingNachos4
      @KingNachos4 Před 4 lety

      @@terrypeart3875 true true

  • @talesmigliorini5541
    @talesmigliorini5541 Před 3 lety +169

    "Have you had a conversation with anyone recently? Other than the cat?" - Actually, no, its 2020

    • @mariotuber2866
      @mariotuber2866 Před 3 lety +1

      "But you could talk to people in January and Feburary and the first half of March in 2020, so you should be more specific."

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Před 3 lety

      So Covid walked into a cat

  • @luda9201
    @luda9201 Před 2 lety

    Your stuff is the best sketch comedy since the chappelle show. Absolutely amazing!

  • @seancarter6492
    @seancarter6492 Před 11 hodinami

    For my binge watching perspective it was genius to have this get start with the music that usually is at the end of a skit! Like when you "beat" Dragons Dogma... Th-the first one, I haven't played 2 yet.