Day Shift Pitch Meeting

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  • čas přidán 17. 08. 2022
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Day Shift!
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    Netflix is great at grabbing big stars and putting them in movies. Are those movies good? Um… sometimes! Their latest star-studded film is “The Day Shift” - a vampire hunting movie starring Jamie Foxx, James Franco and Snoop Dogg. One thing is for sure… this is one of the movies of all time.
    Day Shift does raise some questions. Like why are we spending so much time on worldbuilding stuff that never comes up again? Who is buying all these fangs and why? How many peepee poopoo jokes are in this thing? Is the bad guy trying to take over the housing market AND bring back the rule of vampires? How did Snoop survive?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Day Shift! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @michaelperkola391
    @michaelperkola391 Před rokem +7506

    Ryan should be a screenwriter coach at this point. He's taught me so much about writing by tearing down shoddy work.

    • @shahanahsan05
      @shahanahsan05 Před rokem +130

      screenwriter guy is proud of u

    • @sparetot
      @sparetot Před rokem +196

      Problem is producer guy wouldn’t like good writing

    • @GeneDarrTV
      @GeneDarrTV Před rokem +132

      Agreed, I definitely notice a lot more inconsistencies and nonsense in movies/shows thanks to him.

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 Před rokem +131

      There shoulld be an app, just like those which check for code bugs, that flags every time Ryan could make a joke.
      The writer uploads the screenplay on the app and the writer gets a log: "this script contais 4 "please. get all the way of my back" and 5 "supereasy. barely an inconvenience" instance."

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer Před rokem +23

      its like this youtube channel i cant remember that teaches writing by teaching how not to write and giving bad writing advice so you know what not to do

  • @colderratic5681
    @colderratic5681 Před rokem +3972

    You know a movie’s great when the first time you’ve ever heard of it is from Pitch Meeting.

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb Před rokem +17

      Lol! So true.

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia Před rokem +96

      Yeah, me too.
      Hey CZcams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is an example of a real human comment. The others are what we call spam or bots. Might wanna look into it.

    • @fitnessealliance
      @fitnessealliance Před rokem +4

      Go away

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Před rokem +24

      So it wasn't just me, then.

    • @LostLandsLife
      @LostLandsLife Před rokem +12

      I just finished it myself, ots honestly pretty good. Silly, but lot of action and pretty funny.

  • @caioometto8198
    @caioometto8198 Před rokem +2184

    Ryan describing NFTs
    "And these fangs are valuable because..."
    "Of how much money they're worth"
    "That makes sense"

  • @Brildagoat
    @Brildagoat Před rokem +66

    “You fucking lied to me” killed me😂😂😂

  • @tylerderrico5182
    @tylerderrico5182 Před rokem +533

    The "hey shut up" gets me every time 😂

  • @jamesrimes2870
    @jamesrimes2870 Před rokem +1904

    I like how 90% pitch meeting is basically a more entertaining, time efficient version of a movie

    • @palasta
      @palasta Před rokem +7

      90%? Mh...

    • @Cassandra_Johnson
      @Cassandra_Johnson Před rokem +19

      @@palasta He did miss that Snoop was in here.

    • @boradis
      @boradis Před rokem +25

      It's like speed-running bad films.

    • @brian5771
      @brian5771 Před rokem +1

      Channels like this are meant to be entertaining. What's new there? Lol

    • @voydnaught1397
      @voydnaught1397 Před rokem +5

      Definitely gave me better value than actually watching some of those absolute clangers.

  • @nuffsaidny
    @nuffsaidny Před rokem +3157

    The hierarchy of the different types of vampires was a way more interesting premise than the actual plot of the movie. Wish they dived more into that.

    • @salmankhan2739
      @salmankhan2739 Před rokem +108

      I think they might explore that in a sequel if its made since they set up a character named El Jefe known to be the oldest living vampire but it wasn't the villain of this film.

    • @timberry4709
      @timberry4709 Před rokem +112

      "I wish you'd get ALLLL the way off my back about that!"

    • @THESLICKNESSEDM
      @THESLICKNESSEDM Před rokem +26

      It's gonna be a trilogy it's a setup for the future

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Před rokem +51

      Isn't that what Vampire: The Masquerade is about?

    • @dylanf3108
      @dylanf3108 Před rokem +7

      Me too. I thought that was cool stuff.

  • @thatonegirlelaine
    @thatonegirlelaine Před rokem +643

    "What about poo poo?"
    "No poo poo , just pee pee."
    That whole exchange has me laughing until I pee peed.

  • @bartlett247
    @bartlett247 Před rokem +90

    I just watched this last night and the scene where the neighbor apologizes for tricking him made me think I had blacked out and missed something between them after the laundry scene.

  • @danieldukette5321
    @danieldukette5321 Před rokem +2249

    “You f$&@ing lied to me” has me literally crying right now 😂 I did not see that coming, when his smile slowly disappeared was golden

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 Před 7 měsíci +12

    “And these fangs are valuable because…?”
    “…of how much money they’re worth.”
    Great writing 😂

    • @adrianfanger1620
      @adrianfanger1620 Před 25 dny

      El Jeffer probably buys them all and implants them everywhere on his body

  • @professorkatze1123
    @professorkatze1123 Před rokem +8

    its one of these movies you watch once and forget 5 mins after it ended

  • @AIVILO_444
    @AIVILO_444 Před rokem +558

    The “You f**king lied to me” part absolutely killed me 😭

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Před rokem

      Did you copy me?

    • @AIVILO_444
      @AIVILO_444 Před rokem +5

      @@coolnerdlll6053 Oh I didn’t see your comment! I’m so sorry, I can change it if you want

    • @Kenneth_A_H
      @Kenneth_A_H Před rokem +8

      @@AIVILO_444 nah, they're obviously not REALLY one of the cool nerds if they're acting like that

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Před rokem

      @@Kenneth_A_H I was just curious.

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 Před rokem

      Yes exactly lol

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest Před rokem +1083

    "That seems to be what I've written here, I dunno what to tell you."
    As a writer, I feel that.

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před rokem +11

      oh putting stock footage of stereotypical california famous spots plus the standard california hit songs from the 90s and 2000s to cram it home were in california instead of actually what place in california were at is tight!!!

    • @i_eat_denim_4_breakfast199
      @i_eat_denim_4_breakfast199 Před rokem +24

      Me everytime I try to make a deep villain but they all just devolved into procrastinating blood thirsty idiots by the end.

    • @truehare
      @truehare Před rokem +2

      Sadly, I get that feeling whenever I see a *good* line I've written...

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 Před rokem +2

      As a kid in school, I felt that

    • @davimelo9181
      @davimelo9181 Před rokem

      I'm also a writer. Wrote this comment here all by myself.

  • @ndepke
    @ndepke Před rokem +40

    I have been going through your catalog ever since i found you last week. And i have to say. You are one of the most charismatic youtubers covering movies since critical drinker. Keep up the great work. It is straight gold

  • @deborahroby6129
    @deborahroby6129 Před rokem +17

    I literally come to this channel to decide if I want to watch a movie or not, based on Ryan’s pitch. Or to laugh about movies I already love. It’s very helpful.

  • @olandir
    @olandir Před rokem +1378

    How has this format not gotten old yet? I've watched every single pitch meeting from the very beginning and I love them all. It never gets old!

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Před rokem +42

      Because movies haven't changed so he can't change yet

    • @dadrising6464
      @dadrising6464 Před rokem +34

      its more entertaining, in most cases, and even saves alot of money and time

    • @Hangtime_Davi64
      @Hangtime_Davi64 Před rokem +31

      Movies keep getting worse somehow, so ridiculing them keeps getting funnier.

    • @ravishingrickrude8016
      @ravishingrickrude8016 Před rokem +15

      Because it punches up and it feels so good.

    • @myrablack2337
      @myrablack2337 Před rokem +10

      Yes me too! A lot of channels didn't aged well like honest trailers for example

  • @zaxtonhong3958
    @zaxtonhong3958 Před rokem +368

    “That’s a real line in this movie that I’ve written here”
    “And I’m signing off on it”
    This needs to be a returning joke

    • @mst4745
      @mst4745 Před rokem +7

      It is. He's said this before.

    • @FeliX-TobiYahs-C
      @FeliX-TobiYahs-C Před rokem +4

      ​@@mst4745 there has to be a list of these he interchanges accordingly

    • @chrisgockel9108
      @chrisgockel9108 Před 2 měsíci

      Yes please

    • @WaterShowsProd
      @WaterShowsProd Před 27 dny

      I could feel the venom in that line. This was a joke borne out of pure hatred for the screenplay. Therefore, I loved it.

  • @MBeccaro
    @MBeccaro Před rokem +4

    I don't even watch movies anymore, I just watch this channel and have better entertainment in a fraction of the time. Nice work.

  • @dmmart42
    @dmmart42 Před rokem +10

    Give Ryan so much credit for keeping these fresh for years.

  • @jeremycalderon3483
    @jeremycalderon3483 Před rokem +152

    “You f**king lied to me “ caught me off guard not gon lie 💀

    • @dereklearnslow
      @dereklearnslow Před rokem +8

      The slow descent from smile to scowl killed me.

    • @leighadawn6783
      @leighadawn6783 Před rokem +5

      Not a lot from these videos catch me off guard anymore; I think I snorted I laughed so hard

    • @onelyfemusic6213
      @onelyfemusic6213 Před rokem +4

      He felt so betrayed lol

  • @CovvaLomusan
    @CovvaLomusan Před rokem +605

    The quick “hey shut up” has got to be my new favourite now. Beautiful teardown as ever.

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 Před rokem +15

      Quick shut up was very very brief.

    • @realbadger
      @realbadger Před rokem +8

      Mine too; so often I have to pause Ryan's videos because I'm laughing so hard...

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před rokem

      Yo 🔥czcams.com/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/video.html.

    • @rogeliofelix13
      @rogeliofelix13 Před rokem +3

      I love it.

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 Před rokem +3

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 Oh, very very briefs are _tight_ !

  • @sammeyphammey349
    @sammeyphammey349 Před rokem +8

    I love how one of the funniest jokes by Ryan isn’t about the movie “I can’t relate to that because of how rich I am “

  • @sylvanus2554
    @sylvanus2554 Před rokem +4

    This has saved me yet again from another movie I had no intention of watching but kept in the back of my mind. Thank you again

  • @RyanFloom
    @RyanFloom Před rokem +305

    Stopping everything I’m doing to immediately watch a pitch meeting for a movie I haven’t and won’t ever see is SUPER EASY! Barely an inconvenience!

    • @mr.perfectcell1887
      @mr.perfectcell1887 Před rokem +3

      Lol, same.

    • @Explosiivo
      @Explosiivo Před rokem +4

      wow wow wow.................wow

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade Před rokem +3

      You really should watch. It was very fun.

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 Před rokem +7

      Oh, stopping everything you're doing to immediately watch a Pitch Meeting for a movie you haven't and won't ever see is *TIGHT!*

    • @JesusChrist-vq6lk
      @JesusChrist-vq6lk Před rokem +3

      Seeing there is a new pitch meeting during the day and trying to save it until that night so i can watch it in bed is mega tough, really inconvenient

  • @AnnaDraconida
    @AnnaDraconida Před rokem +679

    I'm convinced this is actually how pitch meetings go nowadays and no one can tell me otherwise

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Před rokem +11

      That's why it's so funny because it's true.

    • @thathorrorguy1974
      @thathorrorguy1974 Před rokem +22

      I thought it was pretty obvious that this is a documentary

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 Před rokem +2

      Otherwise..... (guess you were wrong)

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 Před rokem +4

      You really think, actual pitch meetings in Hollywood are on that orbital level of intellect???

    • @Luminaria999
      @Luminaria999 Před 8 měsíci +3

      He said in a pitch meeting revisited episode that he has been contacted by writers who say his videos quite accurate to actual studio notes given alot of the times

  • @xanderthekid
    @xanderthekid Před rokem +4

    Hey there, Pal! I’m here in your comments section to tell you about my breakfast. So in the mornings when I’m feeling hungry sometimes I like to make myself some oatmeal. Now, when I make my oatmeal, I don’t use any sugar. I actually just put all kinds of dry fruit in there instead. Raisins, cranberries, dates, apricots... And so when I cook them with the water, a little bit of the dried fruits just dissolves and becomes the oatmeal. Ya know? Yeah, so it’s super tasty and it’s my favorite thing to eat in the breakfast time.
    Oh, and you know how nuts are full of good oils and stuff? Yeah, I put a lot of those in there too. Yeah, nuts are tight! And I mean all kinds of nuts too. Walnuts, almonds, pecans, macadamia nuts… but not peanuts. Peanuts are legumes. Also they might kill me because I’m allergic.

  • @glenneric1
    @glenneric1 Před rokem +1

    I only watched 20 minutes of the movie so thanks for summing things up.

  • @crofoegbu6535
    @crofoegbu6535 Před rokem +683

    Producer Ryan has gone through a ton of character development over the past couple of years. I'm so proud of him 😊

    • @Zeblinz
      @Zeblinz Před rokem +35

      Character development is tight!

    • @mrlofi333
      @mrlofi333 Před rokem +10

      It was easy… barely an ..

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk Před rokem +15

      But he's still out to buy Canada. 😰

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před rokem +7

      @@AdamFunk I mean that's still a development of sorts, just probably not a good one lol.

    • @thelaxinlonghorn
      @thelaxinlonghorn Před rokem +6

      Funny I was thinking about Writer guy’s development haha

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di Před rokem +514

    This was definitely one of the best pitch meetings ever. Funny, quick, witty, and also informative on different types of vampires.

    • @roarickshults3171
      @roarickshults3171 Před rokem +8

      Funny, quick, witty pitch meetings are tight!

    • @metzger5850
      @metzger5850 Před rokem +3

      Not to mention the movie came out like 2 days ago..or less. I'm not sure.

    • @MuthafuckinPuddings
      @MuthafuckinPuddings Před rokem

      Yeah, I feel like he mixed things up a little bit on this one too.

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman Před rokem

      @@MuthafuckinPuddings The movie did that, as well, so...

    • @thor3279
      @thor3279 Před rokem +1

      Ryan is here mostly to educate. If you get a laugh or two along the way so much the better. But education is tight!

  • @jw-py9nw
    @jw-py9nw Před rokem

    This video is how I first heard about this movie, and I immediately thought about the book "Bud, Not Buddy". I hadn't thought about it in years until this video, and I appreciate the trip down memory lane.

  • @michaelsegerstrom4493

    You Crack my up pitching some of my favorite movies and shows! Thank you.

  • @czassity
    @czassity Před rokem +280

    "Oh Pee pee!"
    "Pee pee!"
    "Pee pee very funny. What about poo poo?"
    "No poo poo, no poo poo."
    "No poo poo just pee pee, ok."
    I am 32 and I am laughing like an idiot at my desk. Ryan continues to excel in dialogue lmao

  • @jayp.7042
    @jayp.7042 Před rokem +394

    I genuinely don't watch movies anymore. I just wait for the pitch meeting, laugh at it and move on with my life. It makes things 'super easy, barely an inconvenience.'

    • @DG-mk7kd
      @DG-mk7kd Před rokem +6

      I got through about 10 minutes of this one.
      I don't think I missed anything.

    • @angelorasmijn7306
      @angelorasmijn7306 Před rokem +1

      Haha, just wanted to write that as a comment! 😃

    • @andershall6774
      @andershall6774 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, I started looking at Jurasic park Dominion, but I felt so bored because 1, it sucked 2, I already knew it sucked from youtube.
      So it takes away the magic a little bit, but I don't have to waste my precious time atleast.

    • @zeroblade6599
      @zeroblade6599 Před rokem +2

      I watch the movies and make a mental note of plotholes and oddities, then I watch the pitch meeting to see how many I got right 😊

    • @vormina9808
      @vormina9808 Před rokem +1

      This sounds like a 90's Cinemax late night D-movie, even the highlight clips looked ridiculous. Can't wait for Critical Drinker to review it.

  • @MyName-bw1kz
    @MyName-bw1kz Před rokem +4

    Today for breakfast I had a refried beans sandwich. Basically I toast the toast in a frying pan with butter and dump some beans in another frying pan with oil, salt, paprika and chayenne pepper then mash them. I put em between the bear and then fry plant based bacon until they're nice and crispy then also put em in the sandwich. Really yummy and filling

  • @SoledadTroia1976
    @SoledadTroia1976 Před rokem

    The writing down exposition is heaven!

  • @DutchDread
    @DutchDread Před rokem +95

    "And I'm signing off on it" with a big smile has to be my favorite new line in this pitch meeting, go ahead and make that a running one XD

  • @thomasmorrissey2788
    @thomasmorrissey2788 Před rokem +118

    "Bring that pee-pee joke back in here!"
    "That's an actual line"/"And I'm signing off on it"
    Two in quick succession--almost had my own pee-pee joke there.

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 Před rokem +2

      I needed to poo poo just before I saw this video posted, so I decided to watch it immediately and try to hold on...let's just say it was a big mistake, but I regret nothing.

  • @LilMac0025
    @LilMac0025 Před 11 měsíci

    Thank you for saving me an hour and 45 minutes of my life.
    After that first fight scene I was like “wtf movie is this” and immediately came to see if there is a “Pitch Meeting” for it….
    REDEEMED!
    I can move on with my day and go find something actually worthwhile to watch.

  • @bobnix3240
    @bobnix3240 Před rokem +6

    Enjoyed the review, but ending with "I hope you had a nutritious breakfast," had me absolutely rolling!

  • @sumterlb
    @sumterlb Před rokem +141

    "He can take what he needs from the pawn shop and solve his money problems"
    Facts!

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 Před rokem +18

      Hell naw he left all those teeth
      Sitting there!!! That shit left an itch on my brain for the rest of the movie.

    • @joe-edward
      @joe-edward Před rokem

      hey, shut up

    • @BarnYardRooster
      @BarnYardRooster Před rokem +13

      To be fair he was with a guy trying to write him up for code violations

    • @7ebr830
      @7ebr830 Před rokem

      Hey, shut up.

    • @jim2lane
      @jim2lane Před rokem +2

      "Hey shutup" 😉😉

  • @nicks1451
    @nicks1451 Před rokem +154

    Ryan can convey a complex variety of satirical attitudes just by saying the word “Good”. Now that is true talent.

  • @pam1927
    @pam1927 Před 8 měsíci

    I wrote a screen play a few weeks ago with Snoop dog as the hero. Laughed my ass off and was in complete awe of his acting ability. My movie was a science fiction B movie you would see on the scifi channel, like Sharknado. I even wrote a few of the cast in for cameos. There are lots of cameos and funny scenes in the midst of screaming, running and fighting. I cant give anymore away. You have to read the screenplay. Lol. Seriously though I thought you were in my head when I saw the movie and I laughed my ass off.

  • @Sasoridellasabbia
    @Sasoridellasabbia Před rokem +1

    I've never seen producer guy so proactive and interested. Nice development!

  • @hoseynnemati9078
    @hoseynnemati9078 Před rokem +362

    I honestly enjoy a pitch meeting more than the movie its self. Thank you so much Ryan George. U bring a happy smile on my face.

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster Před rokem +10

      Me too. Pitch meetings have saved me a lot of time and money.

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 Před rokem +2

      Same. Shows how bad modern movies are. From the 60s to the 80s one big great hit after another came around and for the past 20 years Hollywood has been attempting to cash in on original ideas from those years. Like Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Marvel Comics, DC...
      No original new ideas, just playing it "safe", doesn't look good for our culture.

    • @jameshill4589
      @jameshill4589 Před rokem

      @@cloud5buster So you like to screw yourself out of seeing some all-time classics?

    • @jameshill4589
      @jameshill4589 Před rokem

      @@theinnerlight8016 You have no idea what you are talking about

    • @ManSeekingMeaning
      @ManSeekingMeaning Před rokem +1

      @@theinnerlight8016 I have no idea why you lumped The Lord of the Rings films in with that bunch. The rest are still popular film franchises with decreasing quality, sure. But That awe inspiring and groundbreaking trilogy came out 20 years ago and still hasn’t been topped.

  • @adamwebb8114
    @adamwebb8114 Před rokem +919

    The "can't relate because I'm rich" line is exactly why almost all entertainment is senseless and practically unrelatable

    • @nicecube2798
      @nicecube2798 Před rokem +47

      Exactly like maybe they can't afford the school and the braces because they live in such an expensive home

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Před rokem +4

      It's all mindless fun but no the world relatable and movies don't go in the same sentence. ☝️

    • @oldoldoldoldold
      @oldoldoldoldold Před rokem +20

      when you cut public arts funding, only independently wealthy people are going to be making art. Also what is up with the low key union-bashing in the movie

    • @simonsalgueiro6217
      @simonsalgueiro6217 Před rokem +1

      All the edgy boys

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 Před 10 měsíci +1

      hollywood films are atrocious at being original, relatable or are able to just write a good decent story overall, they probably make these films just to flex the fact they are richer and better then everyone else while actual creative people are rarely given a chance to shine

  • @letstalkmovies4801
    @letstalkmovies4801 Před rokem

    all valid points, and fantastic video as always. That said, I loved this movie. It was exactly what I wanted it to be.

  • @13thravenpurple94
    @13thravenpurple94 Před rokem

    Great work 🥳 Thank you 💜

  • @elvaringimundarson1848
    @elvaringimundarson1848 Před rokem +391

    When watching this movie I was thinking “who is buying these teeth and why are they valuable”. Also “are vampire teeth a publicly traded commodity”. Ryan gave that more thought than the screenwriters apperently.

    • @TheSquareheadgamer
      @TheSquareheadgamer Před rokem

      The fact the Union buys teeth makes sense. They want to encourage people to kill vampires, the older and stronger the better.
      Why there is a grey market god knows....

    • @mbrusyda9437
      @mbrusyda9437 Před rokem

      Perhaps as proof of subjugation from someone who want them killed?

    • @Texelion3Dprints
      @Texelion3Dprints Před rokem +11

      I'd bet on Predators, they buy them to make necklaces and shit.

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben Před rokem +8

      The fact that you watched this means you're why we can't have good things

    • @dadrising6464
      @dadrising6464 Před rokem +5

      to be fair, there have been times when people got paid for rat-tails n stuff. Could be the same type of pest-controll-fee.
      not gonna make it a better movoe though

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Před rokem +133

    "You f**king lied to me?"
    That's in the new top five Pitch Meeting moments for sure.

    • @SvaroAsano
      @SvaroAsano Před rokem

      Lul

    • @SvaroAsano
      @SvaroAsano Před rokem +3

      @Thanks 🅥 yay a bot

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia Před rokem

      @@SvaroAsano Bot comments are NOT tight.

    • @whynot1742
      @whynot1742 Před rokem

      He said lied not lying

    • @DailyBasicG
      @DailyBasicG Před rokem

      Poo poo peepee made me laugh out louder than usual tho, that's the runner up.

  • @denisbaev1580
    @denisbaev1580 Před rokem +1

    So for my breakfast today, I've taken a mix of green sprouts, potatoes, white mushrooms and chicken breasts, diced that and fried untill everything was ready and taters were crispy on a pan, then poured a mix of three eggs with a bit of milk on top of the potatoes and chicken to make this into a big round omelete with plenty of stuff inside.
    It was delicious, but I've felt that there could've been fewer mushrooms - their taste kind of overwhelmed the whole dish.
    Also, nice video.

  • @doofus0123
    @doofus0123 Před 7 měsíci

    For breakfast today, I had, a sausage patty, a glass of orange juice, a bowl of oatmeal with honey, molasses, sliced almonds, hemp hearts, cinnamon and milk, with some sprinkles of cream of wheat and all brand cereal, and a glass of water! IYKYK

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 Před rokem +200

    I love how "oh shut up" has become standard. But how Ryan says "wow" always slays me

    • @larrylutz6825
      @larrylutz6825 Před rokem +8

      Oh wow wow wow……………….wow.

    • @jamesfromthecomputer
      @jamesfromthecomputer Před rokem +17

      It’s heyshutup

    • @kenlieck7756
      @kenlieck7756 Před rokem +3

      @@larrylutz6825 I like how there have been longer and longer strings of wows, but obviously that has limits which I suspect have almost been reached already…

    • @delfin7461
      @delfin7461 Před rokem +2

      @@jamesfromthecomputer thank you for the correction!!! I would never want to misquote Ryan -- he's simply brilliant.

  • @shant-o
    @shant-o Před rokem +15

    03:38 These "Hey! Shut Up"s get more brutal each episode 😂😂

  • @skyradtvcomics4981
    @skyradtvcomics4981 Před rokem +1

    Always good!!

  • @Docta_Tma
    @Docta_Tma Před rokem

    Ryan is a true 🎁, so Thanks 🇨🇦 for giving us another great Ryan who can make people laugh just so much, it's barely an inconvenience! 😉

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever Před rokem +219

    "You f--king lied to me" caught me so off guard.
    Shaving while watching Pitch Meetings is a dangerous combination.

    • @Ginfeldi
      @Ginfeldi Před rokem +10

      My roomate died from watching pitch meeting

    • @bcouce
      @bcouce Před rokem +8

      @@Ginfeldi I know, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @andrewrutherford5005
      @andrewrutherford5005 Před 10 měsíci +2

      He did seem super upset when he said that. Like it was gonna be the end of pitch meeting lol.

    • @kyleanderson1435
      @kyleanderson1435 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Shaving while reading the comment section of pitch meetings isn't safe either

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@kyleanderson1435 agreed. Risky business that.

  • @Rich_H_1972
    @Rich_H_1972 Před rokem +6

    Remember grandpa out of The Lost Boys? I mean, I've not just brought him up because this Pitch Meeting is about a vampire film. Well, remember when his youngest grandson sees that he has a tv guide and then asks him if he has a tv and he says no because if you have a tv guide there's no point having a tv. That's who I am now with these Pitch Meetings. I'm gramps. Out of the Lost Boys.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 Před rokem

      "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires."

  • @elisa9833
    @elisa9833 Před rokem

    This is one of your best!

  • @bigboymax07
    @bigboymax07 Před rokem +462

    Since Better Call Saul ended, i think Ryan could make a hilarious and accurate Pitch Meeting for it. Hope to see it soon

  • @erickamakeeaina1649
    @erickamakeeaina1649 Před rokem +26

    As someone living in California, can confirm 'California Love' plays every day when we awaken as even we would forget what state it was otherwise

    • @JaxxonSparrow
      @JaxxonSparrow Před rokem +2

      Same with Alabama playing Sweet Home Alabama every day... thank you Lynard Skynard for never letting me forget what fucking state I live in... I feel your pain. 😫😫

    • @matthewwheeler469
      @matthewwheeler469 Před rokem +1

      Does everything really cause cancer in California?

    • @raitchison
      @raitchison Před rokem +2

      Kinda like Fortunate Son played on repeat for the entirety of the Vietnam War.

  • @anthonypaulson8956
    @anthonypaulson8956 Před rokem

    I love your videos! Keep them coming!!!

  • @itsd0nk
    @itsd0nk Před rokem

    The “Gyoood!” And the “and I’M signing off on it! 👍” were my two absolute favorite lines ever from Producer Guy now.

  • @esssiiiiiii5830
    @esssiiiiiii5830 Před rokem +442

    - "There is a big bad guy in the movie. Her name is Audrey"
    - "What's her deal? Why is she evil?"
    - "She is work in real estate"
    - "Thats pretty evil"
    Very true

    • @yourstateofsoul9163
      @yourstateofsoul9163 Před rokem

      Not as evil as grammarians who like to rub the grammar-illiterate's noses in it!

    • @DownTheHill3
      @DownTheHill3 Před rokem +7

      YEP, my wife of 18 yrs became a Realtor 2 yrs ago...she just divorced me...COOL!

    • @LetThatStuffGo
      @LetThatStuffGo Před rokem +5

      She has a vampire buried in concrete cement in an pre built home. That is pretty evil. 😂

    • @sigifrith30
      @sigifrith30 Před rokem

      I'm sorry, but I must take issue with the suggestion that Phil Dumphey is evil.

    • @Rar830
      @Rar830 Před rokem

      @@DownTheHill3 Getting divorced by Realtors is tight
      maybe?

  • @hoid9407
    @hoid9407 Před rokem +155

    Ryan, you provide a very valuable service- subtly indicating whether you're mocking a movie because you'll mock anything vs. mocking it because it's terrible. Really helps with the movie watching decisions.

    • @Rar830
      @Rar830 Před rokem +2

      True

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax Před rokem +13

      Pitch meetings for good movies are fun, but pitch meetings for *bad* movies are sublime.

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov Před rokem +4

    I just lost my shit at 2:51. I HATE when movies set things up only to go absolutely nowhere.

  • @garyshaw7826
    @garyshaw7826 Před rokem +8

    Your pitch meetings are great, but would really love to see some older school film classics done. I rewatched Grease the other day and that is full of gold

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem

      Yeah I think that could make a good pitch meeting. Between everyone in the cast being 28 and K'nicky making casual rape references in the the Grease Lightening song, I think there's a lot to work with

  • @lovecheba7668
    @lovecheba7668 Před rokem +101

    "You fucking lied to me" Didn't see that coming at all and i laughed so hard i had to restart the pitch meeting lol.

  • @JavierZavaletaVirasoro
    @JavierZavaletaVirasoro Před rokem +19

    The less interested I'm in a movie, the more interested I'm in its pitch meeting.
    But the more interested I'm in a movie, the even more so interested I am in its pitch meeting!
    The only difference I guess is that if I want to watch a movie, then I have to hold watching its pitch meeting leading sometimes to withdrawal syndrome.

  • @Mike-ms4yo
    @Mike-ms4yo Před rokem

    Leftover bacon from Sunday brunch, rye toast and peanut butter, a couple orange slices, yogurt, and cup of coffee.
    I knew you couldn't stop me.

  • @31dknight
    @31dknight Před rokem

    Another great video. Thanks

  • @GCT1990
    @GCT1990 Před rokem +124

    Lol at 0:22 the look on his face... His character was so hurt, conflicted and upset that buddy just lied to him was amazing. Grating acting

  • @senseitheproducer
    @senseitheproducer Před rokem +11

    3:25 „real estate, sunscreen and revenge“ sounds like a romantic comedy by Netflix

  • @munckee1
    @munckee1 Před rokem

    Please do Project Power! ;D Love these vids so much man very well done

  • @qwqwqwqw99
    @qwqwqwqw99 Před rokem

    "And I'm signing off on it!"
    That's good stuff right there

  • @gumbyno5808
    @gumbyno5808 Před rokem +62

    Crazy how screenwriter guy let a line like "The flexible Undead are tight" pass

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Před rokem +1

      Right?! Words I never imagined to hear in one sentence haha

  • @dylanortiz932
    @dylanortiz932 Před rokem +130

    Confidently saying, “And I’m signing off on that!” Needs to be a regular occurance in these lmao

  • @transmoff
    @transmoff Před 4 měsíci

    i dont know why but this specific one has such a energy to it

  • @billconrad7366
    @billconrad7366 Před 8 měsíci

    I had yogurt, Chaboni zero sugar. It was yummy. Thanks for for allowing me to do that 😂

  • @marekdyer4404
    @marekdyer4404 Před rokem +47

    Watching a Pitch meeting for a movie you have Never heard about is tight!!!

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 Před rokem

      Wow, wow, wow, wow, .. wow.

  • @nopunksalive8902
    @nopunksalive8902 Před rokem +101

    "That seems to be what I've written here 🤷‍♂️ "
    Lines like that make it super easy, barely an inconvenience to say Ryan is a pretty dang stinkin funny comedy genius.

  • @dustym0
    @dustym0 Před rokem

    super easy. barely an inconvenience. gets me everytime 😂 works for every movie

  • @ArcNine9Angel
    @ArcNine9Angel Před rokem +1

    "Ooooh the flexible undead are TIGHT!"
    "No, you see that's the point, they're not. They're not tight at all. That's how they're so bendy."
    "Ah, gotcha!" :D

  • @somegreybloke
    @somegreybloke Před rokem +308

    I want to thank Ryan for saving me all the time that I would otherwise have spent watching the first twenty minuteses of so many really bad movies.

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 Před rokem +4

      This one looks...really bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad.

    • @gariwald4946
      @gariwald4946 Před rokem +17

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 It’s actually an enjoyable movie with really good clear action scenes without shaky cams or quick cuts, some great characters and sfx ! It’s extremely silly but completely assumed. Last 15 minutes are a bit weak though !

    • @bokangreacts843
      @bokangreacts843 Před rokem +9

      Lol i actually enjoyed it its not a serious movie and it has some great gory action scenes

    • @OscarMartinez-jd8gd
      @OscarMartinez-jd8gd Před rokem +5

      It’s a good, cheesy horror comedy and I still enjoyed watching it. Obviously its doesn’t make sense it you think about it but not every movie needs to have you think

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb Před rokem +2

      I started and stopped

  • @florancealexander5837
    @florancealexander5837 Před rokem +80

    I have this habit of always watching the pitch meetings as soon as they premiere. Even if I was hiding from spoilers and really looking forward to a movie😅

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Před rokem +5

      So far, I've only skipped two Pitch Meetings until after watching the movies, Spider-Man No Way Home and Sonic 2.
      Otherwise, yea, same.

  • @jamesmitchell6925
    @jamesmitchell6925 Před rokem

    Today for breakfast I had Dr Greger’s recipe for oatmeal he calls “BROL” which is whole (intact) grain black barley, rye, oat groats, and lentils (B.R.O.L.). I use beluga black lentils and soak the grains overnight. I also add pseudo grains like quinoa, sorghum, millet, pumpkin seeds, flaxseed meal, blueberries (from frozen), cranberries, baking cocoa, black strapped molasses, Ceylon cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, ground cloves, and amla powder (Indian gooseberry). A large spoonful of natto, sprinkle some hempseeds on it with freshly ground black cumin seed (nigella sativa) and voila! High fiber, nutritious, delicious, and not as time consuming as you might think. I boiled the grains for about 30 minutes, rinsed & added the lentils. Cooked for another 10, stirred in everything else. Plus the time I save with my lightning-fast bowel movements makes up for it. I tell you, when it takes longer to pee than it does to poo, you KNOW you’re getting enough fiber!

  • @mnsnerd
    @mnsnerd Před rokem

    When I see a Pitch Meeting for a movie I never heard of, after I see the video I'm 'Yep, that's why I never heard of this!'

  • @princepscivitatis4083
    @princepscivitatis4083 Před rokem +204

    "We're gonna meet this guy Bud. And he's working as a pool cleaner."
    "Oh, nice!"
    "Except he's not a pool cleaner."
    "...You fucking lied to me?!"
    Lost my shit before the 00:25 mark.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing Před rokem +5

      @@EEEEEEEE The pure elegance and grace radiating off of this comment... It's amazing. I will never find anything as beautiful as this comment. Truly, you are a very wise E. I will hold this dear to my heart for the rest of my life. Thank you.
      E

    • @kaychallis6411
      @kaychallis6411 Před rokem +1

      @@EEEEEEEE All Hail E The Wise!

    • @rahulmitra3301
      @rahulmitra3301 Před rokem

      @@EEEEEEEE E

    • @Steve_Kassiotis
      @Steve_Kassiotis Před rokem

      @@EEEEEEEE Ě

  • @LeandroDelPrete
    @LeandroDelPrete Před rokem +282

    I seriously watched this whole movie thinking about how Ryan would dismantle it in the funniest way possible. This Pitch Meeting was TIGHT!!!

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben Před rokem +3

      Stop watching bad movies and we'll stop getting bad movies

    • @LeandroDelPrete
      @LeandroDelPrete Před rokem +5

      @@gamecokben I didn't know it was bad until I had watched it.

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 Před rokem +1

      @@LeandroDelPrete But you must have realized it before the movie was over, right?

    • @earthbind83
      @earthbind83 Před rokem +5

      @@LeandroDelPrete Okay that's a fair point.

    • @LeandroDelPrete
      @LeandroDelPrete Před rokem +9

      @@erinmiller1433 I did, but by then it was already too late. I had been absorbed by the southern/eastern/spider/juvenile/vampire/zombie cinematic universe and even hoped for a neverending franchise.

  • @endanarchy
    @endanarchy Před rokem

    Pitch Meeting is one of those "I see this movie; it slightly picks my interest but not enough for me to commit two hours to it; let me get a quick summation" channels and I thank you for that, Ryan.

  • @bheer98
    @bheer98 Před 8 měsíci

    That "pee pee poo poo" part was a critique on a whole new level.

  • @Bamazon1990
    @Bamazon1990 Před rokem +123

    Lol awesome. My favorite part was when Audrey was so so careful at the end not to kill the protagonist or his family despite 1838748399392928373 chances :D

    • @alexandru_matei
      @alexandru_matei Před rokem +12

      How about the kick she gave him to the head at the end of the movie that throws him 10 meters away? How can a human being survive that? 😂

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 Před rokem +12

      @@alexandru_matei I know, but hey we can't just blame all that on this movie. That is par for the course for most vampires (especially sultry female vampires, who are so suicidal they NEVER deviate from the pattern: capture hero, mock hero, threaten hero, be VERY CAREFUL to never damage hero, until OOPS killed by hero).

    • @LastBastian
      @LastBastian Před rokem +4

      Also, why did they establish that a lowly new vamp can get his head cut off and still be perfectly fine.
      Yet super uber elder vamp lady dies from the same thing??

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 Před rokem +2

      @@LastBastian well to be be fair we don't know if for sure she's dead. but yeah, I mean it was a silly movie. some of the buddy cop stuff was funny but the underlying plot was too stupid

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Před rokem +2

      @@alexandru_matei The Badass brothers literally tore vamps heads by kicking them off in an hive fighting scene and they aren't superpowered LMAO.

  • @boyankovachev7982
    @boyankovachev7982 Před rokem +22

    I love the new joke about how writer guy wrote this line and how producer guy signed on it.
    Ryan is more creative than most of Hollywood rn, honestly.
    One love ❤️

  • @mkotadia
    @mkotadia Před rokem

    I'm laughing from the moment Producer Guy says, "So, you have a movie for me?"

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan Před rokem +1

    I ate toast at 11AM, pretty late for breakfast but it was a decent toast.

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist

    Getting notification of a new pitch meeting 8 seconds after release is TIGHT!

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario Před rokem +27

    That was actually a really fun movie. Super dumb but super fun. The fight in the vampire nest with the two brothers was so awesome I'm pretty sure I rewatched it 5 times. If Netflix keeps making movies like this, I ''might'' decide not to cancel my subscription.

    • @CPKerney
      @CPKerney Před rokem +8

      Those bros were so badass! I was hoping to see them again.

    • @palasta
      @palasta Před rokem

      Mhnya...

    • @ChristofferLund
      @ChristofferLund Před rokem

      Yeah the action was great. Some new and original moves and just so violent. Like a Tarantino movie with better choreography and shit dialogue

  • @AjianAja
    @AjianAja Před 4 měsíci +1

    This one had so many amazing one liners that made me actually laugh, and not just exhale quickly out my nose 😂
    Never heard of the movie, but this is now one of my favorite pitches!

  • @danielharrah9984
    @danielharrah9984 Před rokem

    Skipped breakfast but went for a nice walk with my wife and the had Taco John's for lunch. It was a lovely day! Love pitch meeting

  • @BilSande4
    @BilSande4 Před rokem +201

    Awesome Pitch Meeting as always. I'm just surprised Ryan didn't mention the fact that there seemed to be no cops at all in this version of LA. There are multiple gun battles in suburban neighborhoods, massive high speed car chases through crowded city streets, and dead bodies lying everywhere in houses and public businesses, but never once do we see the police show up to any of these major crime scenes.

    • @alvaro.martinez
      @alvaro.martinez Před rokem +38

      To be fair this is a recurring error in many action movies.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před rokem

      It's the Libertarian version of L.A.
      I mean, the even _more_ Libertarian version.
      All cops have been replaced by privatized security, and those are all at the estates of the super-rich.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam Před rokem +9

      Is this your first over the top supernatural movie?

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před rokem +6

      First over the top supernatural vampire-killing, family drama, history lesson, social dynamic, work-related issues movie EVER!

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před rokem

      I just assume in Hollywood movies it's literally only the bad cops that exist, (with the exception of movies with a cop protagonist, then they are the only good cop) the ones that'll shoot unarmed people that just look funny and any real threats they'll just watch at a distance.