The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
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Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
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Why is everyone bullying my beautiful baby boy
Hey Ryan, you know that thing called the Uncanny Valley? That.
It's probably the wife's fault.
It genuinely is disturbing...
he looks amazing
Maybe because he looks like that kid from curious case of Ryan George.
"So you have a new holiday for me?"
"Yes sir I do."
What's it gonna be called?
New holidays are tight!
finding excuses to receive presents is super easy barely an inconvenience
Oh hell yes, one video for every winter solstice holiday!
@@dipanjanghosal1662 I don't knoww
That kid was terrifying, then he started growing on me, then he was terrifying again.
I hope you cut off the part of you he was growing on. He looks infectious.
oh so like cybertruck basicly
Just like herpes ;)
Just like cybertruck.
Thanks for the nightmares, Ryan
“My child is a perfect angel”
Her child:
Bluuud
It’s a biblical angel.
😂😂😂😂
I mean, he seems kind and polite.
@@painfish208 nah that's a demon and not biblically accurate one too just horrifying demon
Starting to think the two Ryans who procreated Kid Ryan were related closely.
he lair ee us
Whoopsie!
They were clones and having a kid with your own clone is the worst thing ever, even worse than having it with your siblings
@@Vexy93 Why do you know so much about it
@@leokim47 I used Wikipedia to understand what is wrong with having kids with your relatives (to win arguments like this) and apparently only with direct relatives like siblings or parent/son-daughter is a problem. But having own with your clone is even worse, it's like 100% chance it's gonna be a mess
“So what does baby Ryan look like?”
“Well try making him a little Ryan George but if he wanted to eat your bone marrow.”
Good reference, I was just watching that
Red he has a mustache
Oh, eating bone marrow is tight.
Lmao!!!
“How are we gonna do that?”
“Super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
“So we just do some homemade plastic surgery on you then chop all your limbs off and pull half of your teeth out.”
“Doing homemade plastic surgery on me and chopping all of my limbs off and pulling my teeth out is tight.”
“It sure is.”
"I accidentally hit my kid in the face with a shovel!"
"Whoops"
"Whoopies"
kalliumlass here to say that you got some likes, bud.
“What do you want for Christmas young man?”
“BLOOoODAH!”
This bizarre child version of Ryan is the stuff of nightmares
Child Ryan is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.
Hey! Nice seeing you here.
I am having nightmares xd
Came here to say exactly this
Yes... absolutely horrifying.
JakeTheGearHeart great seeing you as well my friend 👊🏻🔥
Psych: Don’t worry, baby Ryan isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Baby ryan:
THANK CHRIST
He's still going to give me nightmares.
the baby is officially the most terrifying thing I have seen so far.
What's weird is that min-Ryan actually won my heart over after my initial scream of terror when first seeing the little freak
Ryan: “Merry Christmas, here’s my son”
Everyone: “....can we return the gift”
Well, looks like I'm having a Nightmare before Christmas now
@@poppers7317 hell fire ,hell fire
This is one of the few videos where reading the comments makes me laugh as much as the video did.
I laughed way harder at the comments than at the video XD
If you read them quickly, there's a cumulative effect, I got to laughing so hard, gave myself a cramp. I was stunned a bit by the wee child, but I'll be laughing about that later, long after the comments are forgotten.
I'm gonna put a tree inside the house I've decided
😂😂
Unfortunately, his kid ate it. 🌲🤪 😂
"Are you going to put it up yourself?"
I'm going to take the lights and put them outside I decided
Ryan George: "I'm giving myself a bonus"
Every politician ever: that's a good idea.
Ryan George: "I'm giving myself a bonus."
Politicians: "Hey, we could make a religion out of this"
*CEOs 'ooh, the company isn't doing well, time to fire some fools and give myself a raise.'
Let's not make this political...
@@thomaslance5428 i doubt anyone would disagree that political are corrupt
@@bigchungus920 1st of all, I was joking. And second, "political"? Do you mean "politicians"?
Ryan is now publicly showing us one of his failed clones for the first time
Failed? In what way?
... watches video...
Oh Christ.
This is why YT personalities should not be playing God.
This is best left to geneticists at massive, shadowy corporations and/or the Chinese government. 😁
@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 shouldn't shadowy organisations be included?
@@TaunTaunTundra4477 🤔 You know, you're right? And, we will #Include them.
_Think about it:_ Some Libertarian gets to have a bunch of zombified clones of Raul (his favorite arborist who passed away😭), his kids get a big paycheck in the selling or leasing of the rights to his genetic blueprint🤑, _The Raul Mk.1 becomes the stuff of legend (and pop culture) as the finest, semi-sapient arborist (somewhat-)alive:_ an enduring, undying tribute to Raul's life's work..._ 🏞
... *And.* The left gets a new human(-oid) rights cause to bleet about for 1/2-a-generation [ #Clone_Rights_NOW] ... before they get board and go back to *%!&ing their Chinese-made *%!&-able sheep clone [ ...with 23 _"entries!"_ 😉 ]
🇺🇸 *EVERYBODY WINS* 🇺🇸
Woopsie!
Kid Ryan is one of the best additions to the Ryan-verse.
Huh. I disagree. Good I think I was able to uh, reMOVE him.
Maybe our gift from Ryan could be a second Xmas skit. Without horror. 🙏
my therapist: child Ryan isn't real, he can't hurt you
child Ryan: HE FLIES!!
HE FLIES NOW?!
He's Very Very Real...Ha Ha Haaaaaa!
@@Virjunior01 They fly now
Hey man sorry for accidentally stealing your joke. I didnt read the comments before i made it
They Fly Now? From Star Wars right?
Me: old sonic was creepy
Ryan George: *baby Ryan
Me to sonic: perhaps I treated you to harshly
Highly underrated comment
Anyone else watch the sponsor ad at the end just to support Ryan because he's that freakin awesome?!
I watch it because it's hilarious!
I watch Ryan's ads because they're hilarious AND because he's awesome and I want to support him!
I watch the Adstronaut because he's brilliant
I watch for the Adstronaut and Florp Flap the alien: the space duo of the internet 😁
A moment of silence and gratitude for all the nightmares Little Ryan is gonna give everyone
This is Ryan's universe, so the son maybe is the larval stage of the Ryan species.
What is a Ryan egg like
Oh god n0 *NO GOD NO*
😂😂😂
🙂 why
You made me scream laughing, thank you
I'm sorry but your son is the scariest thing I've ever seen
Yep
Stuff of nightmares tbh.
November: Gave us Baby Yoda
December: Gave us this demon
I came to say that same thing
Disturbing. I would like to get my sleep back, thank you.
My Uncle's name is Jeremy and we visit him and he lives in the West.. AM I RYAN'S BABY BOY OH GOD
That baby is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen but I did begin to feel sorry for him.
90% of the comments: mini Ryan is horrifying
10% of the comments: well I didn't bother to read them because mini Ryan is horrifying.
Amazing comment! XD
300th like
New video idea: The first guy to ever abandon his child.
I wonder what sparked this idea?! 🤔😂😂
Ah-hahaha
Surely you just can't abandon your children?
Actually it's _____ easy, ______ an inconvenience!
How would he make that funny? That just sounds really depressing. I'd rather see something like "The first person to ever put their child up for adoption." That might be something that could be made funny and not just be really depressing.
@@guiseppeperceval4930 Wait, "am/was"? Were you still on the toilet when you typed this or were you already off? We need answers!
"I'm gonna give my self a bonus" made me spit out my coffee 🤣🤣
"So, what would you like for Christmas little boy?"
"BLOOD!"
"Oh my god"
Baby Ryan is underrated. Most kids would've been satisfied with "l'm taking you out of school", but this kid asked so many annoying questions that he ended up getting presents out of it.
@Xene Dvalin looks don’t matter
@@vintage-radio yeah sure they don't
@@vintage-radio except when you are a 2 year old with 1 tooth, non human eyes a full beard and bloodlust
@@Despacitoian isnt it two teeth
Underrated? It's all the comments talk about
Making a child that isn’t horrifying is super difficult, a huge inconvenience
they got it right with baby yoda though!
How does a toddler have a bigger beard than me?!!!!!
All children* are horrifying, making it super easy, barely an inconvenience.
*Except Baby Yoda.
children are generally horrible
@@JB-pu8ik Nah.
Everyone : Ryan, why does the baby look like this?
Ryan: I don't know
Everyone :fair enough
"Anything that your heart desires under a 50 bucks"😂😂😂 So your the real Santa Daddy Ryan
Last time I was this early, that terrifying kid didn't exist
(edit: i know everyone hates these annoying thank you edits but wow that's a lot of likes)
I know
It will haunt my dreams now.
I'm blind now.
Wow that's a cute baby. Let's just hope we never see him again ever.
Pls
Too late, already forever in my nightmares 😣
Agreed
You forgot to add a "i decided" there at the end
He finna be a late abortion
everyone: ryan's son is ugly
me: the ryan-verse's sun has a drinking problem?
0:44 what a legend, this guy just drives right over everyone’s houses to get to his own
“Anything your heart desires... under like, 50 bucks”😂
Sounds like every date I've been on.
Congratulations, you're the top post that doesn't have anything to do with the lizard boy
“Hey mom can we have Baby Yoda”
“No we have Baby Yoda at home”
Baby Yoda at home:
So you have a better baby yoda at home
@@knutos3295 ouc
@@knutos3295 he's on about baby Rian.
@@Lone_Cyberman_Productions i know, baby Ryan is the best baby
I'm traumatised
Love to see Ryan on Hot Ones with Sean. One youtube favorite to another youtube favorite.
There should be a part 2. There’s so much he left out. Our strange traditions of hanging stockings/giant socks. Caroling. Just so much material.
Guys stop making mean comments about how terrifying Child Ryan is.
Liking every single one of them is no easy task.
actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
Identifying the real problems
I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLLL the way off my back about making mean comments about Ryan's abomination of a child!
🤣
@@omkarpatole9013
Pitch Meeting references are tight!
Ryan’s wife must be his cousin by the looks of his kid
ryans wife is surely a person who looks exactly like ryan but with long hair which looks like it isnt real, just a guess
Ryan's wife is a lemur?
@@misterdoctor8389 imma say she is his fooking mother😂
@@misterdoctor8389 twin sister.
That's not exactly how it works I'm afraid.
0:42 CEOs in literally any situation ever.
"Jolly? Is that a word that people say?"
This will never not be funny to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I just wanted a day off...."
See what you started.
Ryan George’s Day Off
I really hope that child Ryan doesn’t become a canon character in these skits
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eh. He's not nearly as creepy as your pfp
No I kind of want to see more of them
I want a whole pitch meeting episode with just him
Don’t jinx it
I often wondered about Ryan as a child...I am pleasantly surprised.
I’m horrifically surprised 🤣
I should’ve heeded the warnings I saw in the comments 😂
The Kid asks a lot of Great Questions. You Must be Proud. 👍
"What does he have to do with the birthday guy?"
"Not so much. I'll grant ya that".
God damn... I love this channel.
I couldn’t focus on the dialogue after seeing baby Ryan 💀
That kid gave me a nightmare before Christmas.
XD good one
👏👏👏👏👏
That's nice of him I hope you said thank you.
Man i dont like when people do this but right now its 100% appropriate:
*underrated comment*
*needs more likes*
HE SAID THE THING!! XD
2:00 the scrappy doo of the channel
I like how he's just:"That old overwieght guy breaks in our hous to bring presents now shut up." Thats the world best dad.
Ryan: spending entire day editing boy Ryan
Boy Ryan: still ugly after 16 hours
Ryan: F*** it.
*Upload
Shall NotWither
Puberty got to him fast.
🤣
I love how this comment has 1.1k likes, but 2 (now 3) replies
@@freetobeabigot It be like that sometimes
I find the surprised eyebrows incredibly endearing.
Everything else..
Before you watch this: why is everyone being so mean to a poor child!?
After you watch this: Oh……I’d like to burn it please
This is accurate
Hating things is TIGHT.
Person in speaker: hello welcome to MacDonalds what may I get for you? Me: May I order a burning child and I Diet Coke
Person in speaker: sure that will be 10 dollars and... WAIT WHAT
I was just like: these people are so mean, why would they say such things about a child? And then I watched the video
@@Alyssa-tz7hx but what wrong thing did the child do? If they are being mean because of child's look then they are the problem not the child.
Ryan, just saw this sketch again. Best compilation of the Christmas traditions with hilarious explanations. Love this 1.
Ryan George makes the world a better place. Thank you Mr Ryan George sir!
therapist: baby ryan doesnt exist, it can't hurt you
this vid:
"Oh and we need a tree in the house"
"INSIDE the house?? Why?"
"Because"
"That works"
Oh, and also... *LETS PUT FIRE ON IT!*
@@gbubs1588 Putting things on fire is tight!
So you got a Christmas tree for me?
@@thesophisticatedtarzan1797 yes sir I do.
Son: But it’ll be difficult to get the tree in right?
Dad: Actually it’s super easy, barely and inconvenience.
That child you just did was haunting. I cant ever erase that from my eyes.
The design of baby Ryan definitely deserves the first rank in the list of fictional designs that seem inexplicably annoying to me and make me want to choke them to death .
Then Kris Kringle did a backflip snapped the bad guy's neck and saves the day
Better joke if he snapped Baby Mutant Ryan Junior's neck and saved the universe.
🤣🤣🤣
Carl Wilkerson nah, because it’s a reference to another video in this series
And it was super easy barely an inconvenience!
Superman: oh, snapping necks is tight
Cats movie trailer: *exists*
Everyone: *is traumatized*
Ryan George: I’m about to end this cat’s whole career
Naah, the cats are still worse.
This first appearance is still a very haunting thing that haunts me hauntingly.
*in the hosptial*
Doctor: here is your son
Ryan: no, that's not my son
Doctor: it is your son
Ryan: oh, can I get a new one?
"I bet you can't make the whole internet cringe with a simple piece of CGI"
"Super easy. Barely an inconvenience"
Here's a scary thought: Maybe Ryan Jr. got his looks from his mom!
Mom must be sexxy af
@@e.j.wizerd2000 You misspelled scary
Never do incest because that abomination is came out of it.
@@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe4463 lol
He definitely got his looks from his dad and he is going to grow up to look like his dad because all males in that universe look like his dad while his mom is Jasmine who is as far as we know the only female in this universe.
I think this is one of the best videos by Ryan Gorge! I cant stop laughing! Also I never knew he had a cute little scarred son. How wonderful... I think.
It's always a Christmas miracle when I find a Ryan George video I haven't seen yet.
I guess we found baby Yoda's Nemesis and his origin story.
I agree
You don't know the power of "super easy barely an inconvenience"
@@caleblewis8169 rise up fellow baby yoda! join us!
@@carteradams43 help I will
@@caleblewis8169 good!
I'd like to see "A first guy to ever see a bearded CGI child-like abomination", that seems like a much needed vid and would also be hilarious to watch.
Omg yes
Thats jack black in a house with a click in its walls
Baby body, adult head
I think that you just watched that video.
If he reacted anything like me, he paused when it appeared and has yet to finish the video.
OMG im laughing till I find tears in my cheeks
thanks you are awesome!
Son: Will delivering gifts to all the kids in the world going to be difficult?
Ryan: Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Son: Oh really?
Now we know what it would look like if Ryan George had a child with himself: Extreme inbreeding.
Child Ryan's DNA: Guanine Adenosine Guanine. Aaaaaand done.
Inbreeding is tight
I can't tell if this is the only "First Guy Ever" episode that I missed at premiere, or if I saw it and blacked out all memories of that abomination to save what was left of my sanity
I wondered the same but then I scrolled through the comments and saw I had upvoted some, so it was really just a self-protection mechanism of my brain 😅
lol very true!
Same
Baby Ryan is adorable!!!
This was soooo hilarious but seriously, i couldn't stop staring at weird bearded baby Ryan lol. He needs to be in more videos!
Child Ryan is still less creepy than the Cats movie designs.
And less creepy than the sonic live action movie original sonic design. Stuff of nightmares
Im terryfied of that movie
This guy is so criminally underrated. Even the adstronaut is mindblowing
He’s the only guy I know that makes ads worth watching
Terry Devlin Ryan Reynolds: am I a joke to you?
@@pedrosobral2955 trust me Ryan George is better than Ryan Reynolds...if their respective crafts are compared.
@@zingbadxx There's also Jacksfilms, but even I'll admit that Ryan's ads are just way too good compared to his as well.
First time?
"Jolly, is that a thing that people say?" 😂😂😂 I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, I couldn't breathe for a second there
Love these videos, and the Adstranaut. You make commercials fun.
Ryan: Mr. Handsome.
Kid-Ryan: Most gruesome beeing at the face of the earth.
*on
@@Spikey100000 also being*, sorry you missed one😅
What a coincidence, the guy who invented Christmas is also the father of Satan
The way you handle your advertising is brilliant. Thank you.
That kid man! Wow could not look away.
"Baby Yoda is the cutest thing 2019!"
Baby Ryan: "Hold my razor..."
No.
That’s why he has a beard he had someone hold his razor and they stole it!
He is kinda cute
@@KingFlame-dh8rs NICE come back xD
El Mundo de Hades it’s not a comeback. Tf? 🤨
"That kid is super creepy, barely believable"
"Oh really"
"Yeah"
"Whoops"
"Whoopies"
yeah yeah yeah!
oh that's TIGHT!
🤣🤣
I love this thought process
We need more videos with baby Ryan! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Kid from Twilight: *is creepy*
Child Ryan: hold my pitch meetings
Why is the son scared of Jesus or Santa? He can clearly just eat their souls.
Ha
He might have some trouble chewing them up.
@@Navigator87110 it will just suck them whole.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Therapist: Baby Ryan isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Baby Ryan:
Ryan’s way of making a kid is making him look like one of his screenrant thumbnails.
Cookie 432137869001547813209665782374 omg YES thats exactly what that thing looks like
Ah yes the big eyes and nose
That's not how kids are made people
Ryan just disproved the notion that all kids are cute.
that thing is no child
All teenagers eager to make cute babies should be shown this clip....just to put the fear of God into them that "what if it's not!?!?" And they will still have to be seen with it, care for it, and have everyone know it came from their genes! Haha
Baby Ryan was creepy at first but after watching this a few times he started to grow on me and now I think he's adorable :D
The Deconstructive Analytics of Christmas, is Tight!