Argylle Pitch Meeting
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Matthew Vaughn really made a name for himself with the ultra-stylized action movie Kingsman: The Secret Service in 2014. Now he’s bringing us Argylle, with an absolutely stacked cast of actors who are sometimes in it!
Argyle definitely raises some questions. Like why was Henry Cavill presented as the star of this movie when he’s in it for just a few minutes? How many twists is too many twists? What does The Division even do? Why did they let her publicly share their secrets for half a decade? What’s that cat doing here?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Argylle!
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"He's from the Black Adam post credits scene!"
This is why I love this channel
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Yeah, I loved that.
Ok
@@anthonyguidas2012ok
@@endless3chook
The 'He's from the (insert worst possible reference)!' bit is quickly becoming one of my favorites.
Luke Skywalker!
He's from the Star Wars Holiday Special!!
"Henry Cavill!"
"He's from the hopes and dreams of every 40K nerd!"
"Alfred molina"
He's from Chocolat
"He's gonna be played by George Clooney."
"Oh my gosh he was Stan's dog in that one South Park episode."
This is NOT a #HenryCavill movie🤔....it´s about 50yr old wine-mom gets sassy🥱 how could this crap cost 200mill $$? smells a lot like #moneylaundering😏
It's amazing how much I can enjoy these videos without knowing a single thing about the movie beforehand.
The only thing I knew about the movie beforehand was that it is 💩.
The only thing funnier than this Pitch Meeting was that the advert that played when it finished was for the very film Ryan had just lampooned! 🤣
Did anybody else experience that?
At this point I just watch the trailer and the Pitch Meeting and count that as having seen the movie.
@@IguanaMomyou should see the movie before commenting, You lazy ass motherfucker. Fucking keyboard warrior.
The movie’s good, this screen pitch channel is for a joking purpose, every movie scripts is kinda bad and funny if you think about it. You stupid Iguana mom
So proudly ignorant you all are.
Well I’m not saying you need to watch the movies to find these videos funny, but they’re not a substitute for knowledge on the movie. You can’t say “oh yeah I know all about this movie” to someone and then add “I watched the pitch meeting parody on it” and expect to seem legitimate
"Is it cool if we do this on a barely convincing green screen?" "well" "great". The comic timing of your editing is beyond awesome.
You’re slobbering on it
@@danceyrselfkleengod forbid a nigga enjoy sum comedy 🤦🏽♂️
@@danceyrselfkleenslobbering on things is tight!
The extended pause and “I don’t know it’s just what I wrote here.” Made me lol. Great delivery and timing.
Long pause!
I rushed to the comments to see if anyone else caught how perfect that was lol
Yeah, thought movie was a fun funny turn your brain off till they got to the ship.... Everything there was... Umm.. Long pause.... Yeah... That happened. Should have ended before that..
Yes, I hope that becomes a new running gag it was great
3:50
Henry Cavill needs to fire his agent.
I see this comment everywhere.
This movie and The Witcher, he really need to fired his agent
@@Skeletal33 Honestly, he should be at the highest point of his career right now, he has the potential to be a leading man like Tom Cruise, but whatever agent he’s with is really holding him back.
Henry Cavill is the new Armie Hammer, minus the cannibalism.
"keep making shitty movies and you can run the 40k project"
"Deal"
When the twist of Ellie being the real Argylle came up, I genuinely didn’t see it coming. After my surprise, my first thought was, “wait, if the books are just her memories and not her predicting events, then why is it so important that she writes the next chapter?”
The part with her needing to write the next chapter is right at the beginning. She doesn't regain memories of her former life until quite late in the movie.
heyshutup!
When she was a spy, she killed the hacker, stole the key and hid it, so only she would know where to find it
That is a fair point, now that I think about it. They could have made that a bit clearer though.
@@tobellous5364 sorry to be so direct, but you kinda asked for it: should definitely watch more non US movies and shows and maybe read a book from time to time; it is NOT normal to put every information into dialog and monolog; yes, US show writers usually punish their audience for not switching their brains off or doing drugs before switching on the TV but that is no reason not to try to read between the lines or understand subtext... And this movie didn't have subtext
I laughed myself silly throughout this Pitch Meeting, but Ryan trying to kill us with the never ending meditation breathing at the end was next level!!! 🤣🤣😅😂😆
My husbands internet lagged out and he never got the breathe out part.. …. Funeral next Wednesday
@@hownotto4067 Condolences! Now you can upgrade to better internet! 😊
@@chiberjuberdourado2487 yes the insurance payment definitely boosted me to fiber optic
I made it!!
It was 11 seconds. I don't mean to be mean, but 11 seconds should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
The uncomfortable pause and "Don't tell HR I said that" absolutely floored me LOL
Cuz it's grounded in reality. Speaking from my own experience(s).
@@kiran9s When tone-deaf corpo management goofs meet basic standards of conduct, discomfort shall ensue...
I feel he should put it on his merch stickers...cause I need one for my water bottle at work...because HR walks past me on the way to their office.
Needed a callback to HR being confused for Producer Guy’s son
0:59 incase anyone wants to remember....
Never has a pitch meeting made me ever so hungry. I'll be off in search of an apple and a muffin, now. Be back in 10 minutes for the next twist.
I started wanting an Egg MacGuffin... and I'm not that big a fan of eggs. =)
We now need a movie with the McGuffin is an actual Egg McMuffin!
I slept late so I think I'll just skip to lunch... Ya'll want some Pizza because I don't wanna feel like a glutton.
Careful! You could get twistlash!
I love Cinnamon Twists!
"Don't tell HR I said that one." a top tier Pitch Meeting exchange lol.
One minute in and you already summed up the whole marketing of this one. You really are amazing at what you do. So funny
I loved the delivery at 3:40: "Yes, because 10 minutes have passed."
"As I, as the prophet, have foretold"
4:06
"That's not how skates work or how oil works" is my new favorite sentence.
It's bound to be frequently appropriate.
You're right, it beats out "I got a bad feeling about this" and "Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"
That’s all I was thinking why watching that scene.
P.S. it was a fun scene
“Because”…..”that works”
It was my favorite scene!! Like, a scene so impossible, so insane, and so impossibly fun to watch unfold, we were laughing over and over!! Even her gold dress was funny - had her looking like an olympic figure skater!! @CJKhaos
I actually enjoyed this movie, because I've watched the pitch meeting beforehand so I already know all the twists and I can just enjoy the action.
My sister didn't watch pitch meeting and she left the theatre completely confused.
This is why, boys and girls, you should watch pitch meetings.
"I don't know" is back! Yay!
Man I love pitch meetings
I missed that bit so much. I don't know why Ryan stopped doing it, but I'm so glad it's back (hopefully).
getting twistlash from a pitch meeting of a movie that i've never heard of is TIGHT
"twistlash" .. bravo
same! Guess apple sucks at promoting stuff.
shoving things down people's throat till they're sick is tight
Glad I'm not the only one who's never heard of this thing.
It was so crazy when they couldn't shoot their guns because of the oil, but then she shot some guns anyway! I almost wish I'd bothered to see this moo-vey!
That "I don't know, that's what I wrote here" was absolutely amazing
4:07 what a twist it's been 10minutes that delivery is 👌
"I don't know, that's what I wrote here" got me good. That and the excited "whoas!" at every twist.
I work at an electronics store they’ve been playing the argylle trailer on the big screens every 10 mins for the past month!
I thought argylle was the cat lol
Every 10 minutes for a month?
THAT is a lot of plot twists.
If Argyle was the cat, I'd watch. A spy cat in the Kingsman universe would be better.
@brucebaker810 not wrong, 4,320 plot twists is quite a lot
what are the t.v.s for? I'm imagining they put them in a historical museum type display to show people how much better phones and monitors are now and how silly things used to be in the distant past, right?
...I just thought of how funny it would be if anyone was still stupid enough to actually buy a t.v. now. hahahahaha! ridiculous, right?
@@qweqqweq2090 Your way of life doesn't equal the way of others ;)
The way Ryan keeps all the pitch meetings feeling fresh and new is amazing
For him, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@DarkTypeWriter OH REALLY?
oooh, keeping things fresh and new is TIGHT!
2:36 - idk why, but that "WOAH!" Really made me crack up 😂
0:53, honestly, the cat was one of the best parts of the movie
The “you’re right that would be cool” “that’s not what I said”
made me laugh way to hard
* too
Would love to see a spin-off of pitch meeting called HR meeting that is about dealing with the traumas caused by the "tight" quotes.
yes! that is a great idea, they could do a 20min video and not even cover half of them i think?
So, you have a trauma for me?
The HR person slowly using their sanity...
That could be on his other channel, in the building where they name things.. a day at the HR office …
The Tight Man Diaries
Thanks for the guided breath work at the end of the video. I got so relaxed i passed out and i missed work. Now i have all sorts of time to watch your videos.
I wondered why the sound was different, but then I remembered you said you got a new sound thingy in a previous Pitch Meeting! So, not really a twist, more of an Easter egg for the fans. Or a love letter? We love you too, Ryan!
I'm glad he added "Breathe out" rather than just cutting away.
I could have died! 😂
The wait still nearly killed me tho
Perfect in every way!
I wasn't worried. You pass out and your autonomic systems kick in before you die. Uh...a friend told me that.
I laughed right before he said it when I started thinking about what my comment was going to be if he didn't say breathe. 😂
""Hey shut up again." i laugh WAY too hard at those XD
Ok.
I cannot emphasize how much I love writer guy's confident and conclusive answer, "Unclear."
Pleasee keep making these videos, I love the fact that you make them famlily family friendly, I've been searching for one. Finally..... and they are funny too
The problem with Pitch Meeting is that it's more entertaining than the movies it covers
...and that's a problem...why, exactly?
its certainly a time saver@@Kiljaedenas
how is that a problem?
Not a problem at all! Watching Pitch Meetings is so much quicker and cheaper than going to the movie!
Problem for producer guy. Lol
Kudos to Ryan for remembering all the major plot points to make this Pitch Meeting, because I started to forget them as soon as I left the theater.
Mmhh... Probably because what we're educated to think are entertainment movies, are in reality brainwashing experiments.
to see what can be erased from our memory, by rythmic arranged colorful visions... Military psyops scientists, aka 'movie studios', are really becoming efficient, since the rainbow banner and MCU CGI pushed the viewers' brains beyond their human cognitive limitations (maybe cats are used in that process, too)...
That was your brains immune system purging itself
Seriously I couldn't even keep up with the plot when it was compressed down into these 6 minutes. Who thought this movie was a good idea?
3:19 that…actually got me…I don’t know how I didn’t see that twist coming, my friend definitely did, it’s so obvious to me now 😅
Anyway my friend and I loved the movie
I love how the movie looks so bad that Matthew Vaughn is trying to gaslight people into not believing it cost $200 million (jail for whoever gave Cavill that haircut)
Maybe I'm the oddball here but Cavill's square-cut appearance was the one aspect of the movie that I thought was perfectly implemented.
That figure has been misreported: 200 million is what Apple spent to acquire the finished film.
I thought the same about that haircut: was he awake when the hairdresser was working on him at 5AM?
Or did they just think a Terminator hairdo would make him look tough?
@@maxborg1627 no, that’s the attempted spin. Yes Apple spent $200 million to acquire it, but that was paying back Vaughn what his production company funded it for (this is supported by THR reporting that some sources say the film actually cost $250 million to make, different numbers wouldn’t be out there for simply a rights purchase)
@@AngryAuditor if the film leaned into the in-universe spy aspects like Naked Gun a bit better I’d agree, but since it mostly takes itself seriously the goody haircut is just goofy to me haha
The part of the heart where you can get shot 😂😂😂😅
Some nice words!
Are you using a new camera? Thats some crispyclean quality you got going on there!
Funnily enough those mediation instructions at the end still relaxed me
Pitch Meeting has become one of my favorite pop culture things that exists
Ryan has gone crazier with each passing year
Yes, Ryan Reynolds is definitely putting in some effort. DP3 could be wikd
Subjecting oneself to the ever flowing river of shit that is Hollywood goyslop will drive even the hardest man insane. He is a strong man for going on as long as he has. Godspeed movie guy man.
You sure because Ryan Goslings next film The Fall Guy looks promising.
Whoa!
Wowowowowowowowow..... WOW...
"Is it hard to kill Heisenberg?"
"It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. You just need a cat!"
There's a section in the heart where it's totally ok to shoot through it. Love the awkward pause after that 🤣🤣
Yeap, that one line make me not want to watch the movie, like I don't mind a lot of fictional stuff, but getting shot in the heart and walking away in something that isn't Sci fi, fentasy, or animation is simply a no go for me
@@nopenope6151 bro that kind of thing would make me mad even in anime, and anime characters are known for surviving fatal injuries
@@isaiascanete6651yep thats why i dont watch Bleach, Naruto or Dragon Ball. They either have beyond reasonable injuries or some plot to stop death. Freezer litterally was a floating torso and escaped an exploding planet to survive because no blood loss.
I still can't believe something like that is actually in the movie
@@nopenope6151it was shown to not actually be in the heart itself
“Don’t tell HR that one.” Perfectly executed joke.
I don't know anyone named HR. Is that your son?
I want an Office like clip of the Pitch Meeting's HR department full of Ryans
This has to the only channel where I've watched and LIKED every video, and can't wait for the next 1 😂
I seriously didn't see a single trailer or poster for this movie, I didn't even know it existed until this pitch meeting. Clearly something went wrong with the marketing
That's better than me finding out through the 1-star review of this movie from The Guardian
Same
That’s interesting. Because I saw so much advertising for it that I was getting sick of it. Maybe I just go to the movies too much
I only saw the conspiracy stuff around it and the book that also kind of predicted the plot
Yeah same, honestly I saw the cat in the thumbnail and the title and was like "Wait, they made a (possibly gritty) Garfield reboot movie?"
lol that this one needed an escalation from "heyshutup" to "heyshutupagain"
Similar to getting off a back and getting all the way off a back.
Lol no it didn't
@brucebaker810 Honestly, I miss how scriptwriter guy would request this ever so politely
I just can't with your Executive Producer character, you've perfected it
it seems that going into this movie knowing nothing about it really made it more enjoyable. I was never wondering who Argyle was because it was just a book character in the beginning
the "it's been 10 minutes joke" was gold 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god, my favorite catchphrase I DON'T KNOW!!! has returned. It's been over a year, thanks Ryan 😀
My favourite is the pensive ‘Interesting choice!’ Sadly missing for a long time now
Now that's Ryan in-deep geek. To know how long it's been.
I miss "so the movie can happen" - would love for Ryan to bring that back!
I feel you, was so happy for its return!!
Feeling people is TIGHT... don't tell HR I said that one.@@Heather-fx7sr
“…and breathe out”
Thanks I was actually waiting for you to say that 😬☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so good. I was actually surprised when she was revealed as Agent Argyle
3:57 the scriptwriter guy's "ahem, ... I don't know, that's what I wrote here..." is my fav new part:D
Never saw a trailer for this movie. I just assumed it was about a cat.
I saw the trailer and also thought it was about a cat. I assumed Argyle was the cat and it was going to be extremely silly .
Wait huh
@@jamiereid7428 That was my theory, I was so hoping it was that cause it would've been a better twist than the one we got.
Cat nap
...sack
Argyle is a superspy. But killed too early cuz guardian angel reasons. So sent back to earth as a cat to finish the spy mission. And maybe get closure on personal stuff.
Cat does a back flip, breaks bad guy's neck and saves the day.
Maybe villain is a Giraffe (the neck breaking!) because now that Argyle is a cat, movie morphs into all the people are animals.
Interspecies romcoms are TIGHT. (Or loose. Depending.)
The fact he specified that one implies that these pitching meeting all take place in the same pitch meeting universe and during every pitch these guys knowingly drop their catch phrases at each other
I usually love these pitch meetings.. But you absolutely outdid yourself on this one ! Even funnier than what i'm used to 😋
the heart shot. actually did laugh out loud.
Same, it was magnificent. You get my upvote for being the first comment I found that referred to this a newly minted member of the top ten comedy pauses .
That pause made it amazing! 😂
Holy crap Argylle revealed how Reva survived Vader stabbing her in the chest! 😱😱😱
Super easy…
Who?
(looks it up) Skimming the wookiepedia page about her... Seeing lots of pictures on here from something live action... But what is it from...? Wait, the Obi-Wan show actually got made?!?! I thought that sat forever in production hell until it was finally canceled. What did they even do with it? What was it about? This Reva character seems to have been a pretty major part of it?
@@MuljoStpho Its how Obi Wan got his groove back after ROTS
I love how difficult this was to pitch. Like, the writer just had to be fully deranged, that’s the only way you could swing it
Is a light sabre "blade" wider than 2 inches in diameter though?
Amazing use of the pauses!!😂❤
I love the videos, Ryan. Have you ever considered reaching out to the writing staffs of the movies you roast and have them do a reaction video type thing where they watch your meetings?
"Don't tell HR I said that one!"
LOL!!!!!
Priceless
@@Rattrap007but I’ll buy it for $1
He sounded like he was raising geese to harvest foie gras. Definitely shouldn't tell HR if he fantasizes about doing that to his employees. XD
"I don't know that's what I wrote here" has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard
This was 100% better than the movie.
I regret not walking out. 2 hours and 20 minutes was way too long and I'll never get that time back.
"Cuz that's what I wrote in the script." Is my new favorite gag. Loll
I'm dying at the sound producer guy makes after writer guy explains the bullet going through the heart 😂😂😂
When was the sound producer guy on? I probably missed him 😅
@@yagelbar lol, nice!
I’ve been a doctor for 23 years and I can confirm there is a part in the heart where you can shoot and it’s not fatal.
Beretta's Passage?
Spongeybit Extraneosa?
Incasa Merjentsi Piercehere?
Aorta B Jusfine?
Glockin Spiral
Just a bit of extra catridgelege?
Credential? References? Have you played a doctor on tv?
he's talking metaphorically... like cupid's arrow
As we all know from movies, if something is not fatal, that means you can just walk it off right away no problem.
I saw that and while I doubted very much that there's a part of the heart where you can be shot and be fine, even if you did and it was a through and through, I mean, holy crap, the dude still had a bullet go through his chest, through his heart, and exit out his back. He would be in tremendous pain and bleeding uncontrollably. He would need medical treatment and be off his feet for several days at least.@@redenavari
As I watched the movie I pretty accurately predicted all the talking points of this pitch meeting xD
Thanks for the video. These videos often save me alot of time and money.
Didn't even mention the extreme tone change from semi-serious spy thriller to over-the-top romcom
Oh! You're the person who watched this movie!
@@juancarlosgonzalez8950I did too. Best movie I've seen in theatre in 2024 so far...
@@Daemonik Cool!
I get it lol @@Daemonik
@@Daemonikhow many movies have you seen in theaters this year?
Twist-lash... you bastard! That will stick with me forever. Classic.
Rightfully so. We need that t-shirt !
God I love you Ryan. your humor is the best. thank you for your service. Holding my breath that long was great.
Amazing movie. Those two dance-fighting scenes are gorgeous. I re-watched the colorful smoke one multiple times. Just perfect.
Please keep doing these Pitch Meetings because they are hilarious.
If I am interested in a movie at any level, I wait to watch it before watching its Pitch Meeting because it becomes funnier than way and also to avoid spoiler. This movie, for example, had a number of them which I enjoyed immensely.
From 3:50 and 10 seconds forward is just about the funniest thing I've seen on a Pitch Meeting.. Pure joy!
My favorite moment thus far!
Sometimes the most scathing reaction you can give to something is just to say nothing at all.
And well-deserved, too! I know that movies take liberties with reality, but come on.
Right up there with the Twilight part about Jacob imprinting on the baby😂
“I don’t know” and “Sure, that may as well happen” making a comeback!
Ryan, I feel like this was just for me. 🤩 thank you
I do miss the "Fair enough" retort after "I don't know."
I love the huge pause after the shooting in the heart scene
"shoots him through a little section in the heart, where it's totally ok when that happens..." made me laugh so hard, I almost died.
I love how even Pitch Meeting couldn't explain the random phone call during the hotel room scene. I thought that was quite the plot hole in the movie
I didn't watch this movie but following the plot itself seems really hard
So many twist that it felt like isn't a twist anymore
yeah this was weirdly never explained lmao
He was talking to Samuel L Jackson’s character, Alfred. Supposedly his thing about putting a bullet in her head was him joking, saying she was annoying him. At least that’s how I took it, but yeah, it was only there to make the audience think she could't trust him for a few minutes of screentime
oooooh gotcha... lmao yeah still a stretch@@shaun9625
@3takoyakis Believe me, it is.
This was almost as long as Cavill's appearance in the movie
3:55
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One cry laugh emaji for each time I rewatched this part...
😂😂😂😂😂
what does he say while laughing? - “okay…” and something
@@andallicansayisok by me
That meditation exercise at the end was much needed thank you Ryan 🙏🏻
The intensity of the "WOAH!" 😂😂😂
So many good moments. Dont tell HR he said that, though.
Who is HR?
Ryan George guided meditation is what's been missing in my life...😂
Breath in. Just image your life being super easy barely an inconvenience. Breath out.
I tried to do it, but the pause being so long made me start laughing and I breathed out to early.
@@Lance.Gardenhire me too. 😂
@@felixsteininger one 👍 is not enough for me. Adding 👍 x 1,000,000. 😋
Super relaxing barely an inconvenience.
Literally took that deep breath in, laughed when 3 seconds passed, then felt doubly betrayed when he DID say to breathe out
I have not seen the movie, nor knew anything about it and I think this is the best pitch meeting you have done :D
“Argyle? We’ve got the franchise for the sweater? Was it difficult?”
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
No, the socks.
@@Thirdbase9 I thought we were saving those for the sequel???
Actually yes
It was super knitty, barely an inconvenience
"I'm gonna do what I want"
Gold😂😂😂
lol, his response to the "she shoots him through a little section of the heart where its totally ok" reminds me so much of frank caliendos john madden impressions...
That was the outro I needed Ryan!
I love how producer guy is slowly becoming self aware of his creepy "tight" comments 🤣
Oh, nuns are TIGHT!
Oh Curvy Bryce Dallas Howard is tight!!
@@thepubknight6144 Don't tell hr i said that.
He's more aware the creepier it is. This was definitely a very sexual and creepy one!
This one definitely gave us a look at his browser history.
It’s barely an inconvenience to drop everything to watch a pitch meeting video
Super easy.
I do that at work a lot. Getting fired is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@4plus20isHappy oh really
I quit my job for this
@@cliffordthompson8248
yeah, yeah , yeah
This is the first of your videos that invoked my gag reflex 🙂
You are brilliant at this. Wow, that was perfect.
Watching the pitch meeting to a movie or a show i never gonna watch is TIGHT!!
I know this goes without saying forever and always but Ryan’s comedic timing and expressions are just….pure genius.
One of the funniest pitch meetings in a while. It touched on every gripe I had with this movie. As soon as I saw Ellie was wearing the same necklace as Dua Lipa I was like “oh so she’s a spy” lol
Before l heard her say l bump my head, lol, I thought the cat was was going to be Agent A.
"Don't tell HR I said that one."
Your secret's safe with me, dude.
Thanks for letting me exhale at the end there.
3:52 I was like yeah a position in the heart where its totally okay when that happens, then came the pause and I thought
Wait....WHAT!?
His gives no fucks reaction at 5:20 "Uh yes sure" was hilarious😂😂