Rebel Moon: Part One Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire!
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    With a huge following and major blockbusters under his belt, Zack Snyder has seemingly secured a deal with Netflix to kinda do whatever he wants. We saw this come to fruition with Army of the Dead a few years ago and now he’s at it again with kinda Star Wars!
    Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire definitely raises some questions. Like is this movie a long montage? Why is everything slow-mo? When you join the squad, are you required to just stand silently in the background?
    To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire!
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  • @mintercondition
    @mintercondition Před 3 měsíci +8812

    You didn't summarize the plot in 5 minutes, you explained every detail of the entire plot in 5 minutes (with some time left for jokes).

    • @perniciouspete4986
      @perniciouspete4986 Před 3 měsíci +567

      Coulda thrown in some slo-mo, too.

    • @jooapa
      @jooapa Před 3 měsíci +52

      💀💀

    • @jamesluma4556
      @jamesluma4556 Před 3 měsíci +245

      ​Rebel Moon Part One: Pitch Meeting: Snyder Cut

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin Před 3 měsíci +116

      This is what you get when all your "writers" grew up playing video games. two-dimensional overpowered characters, constant plot contrivances, and a total reliance on CGI over actual story lines.

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 Před 3 měsíci +89

      Those damn video games corrupted the youth

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins Před 3 měsíci +6936

    The film felt like a fantasy RPG where you spend the first half recruiting your party but you don’t bother to go through each of your companion’s dialogue options to max out their affinity. Your only interest is that everyone looks cool and has good stats.

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb Před 3 měsíci +267

      😂 Nailed it.

    • @haloichigo1
      @haloichigo1 Před 3 měsíci +156

      This is spot on accurate.

    • @minuette1752
      @minuette1752 Před 3 měsíci +73

      Yep that was basically it. I mean it was a fun watch and all but nothing special.

    • @Njuregen
      @Njuregen Před 3 měsíci +169

      or you just are content with the first 3 people who joined, and the rest join so late they are not worth levelling up.

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Final Fantasy 3 or 4 maybe.

  • @MosestheGrey
    @MosestheGrey Před 3 měsíci +1063

    This is the most accurate pitch meeting ever filmed. You should have done it in slow motion.

    • @BaronVonHardcharger
      @BaronVonHardcharger Před 3 měsíci +42

      Finally, a good time to use that "0.5" speed tab on CZcams! Double the pitch meeting, double the fun!

    • @onepiece666
      @onepiece666 Před 3 měsíci +21

      That’s for the Andrew Ryan Cut

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@BaronVonHardchargerwrong, 0.25 at the wrong time and 0.5 at climax

    • @WobblyBits_X
      @WobblyBits_X Před měsícem +1

      That would've filled out the run time for sure.

    • @xanderbose974
      @xanderbose974 Před měsícem +2

      @@BaronVonHardchargerLiterally just did it, and maybe it’s the delirious exhaustion I’m experiencing; but it made this pitch meeting even that much funnier. Great suggestion!

  • @cowpuddles4851
    @cowpuddles4851 Před 3 měsíci +1039

    If the slave holder already had the beast tamer and the beast itself, why did he wait for people to try to take the beast tamer away before deciding to have him tame the beast?

    • @backtoschool9760
      @backtoschool9760 Před 3 měsíci +54

      perfect timing.

    • @LukasJampen
      @LukasJampen Před 3 měsíci +190

      Because Zack Snyder doesn't need coherent writing, characters etc. All he needs is slowmo (or even slowmo in already slowmo scenes), symbolism without any subtlety and a cery basic idea for a "plot".
      Seriously he knows how to make stuff look cool but for the love of god stop letting him write stuff. He is good as a director, that's it. He can't write to save his life.

    • @luismlex2886
      @luismlex2886 Před 3 měsíci +106

      hey shut up!

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Před 3 měsíci +57

      @@LukasJampen There was writing in this short film? I thought it was just pieces of other movies stitched together to make a new movie.

    • @tess5861
      @tess5861 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@luismlex2886 I'm gonna need you to get allllll the way off my back

  • @shethjrebbell
    @shethjrebbell Před 3 měsíci +2672

    The “Who was that?” “One of them.” “Oh no!” bit was perfect comedy.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames Před 3 měsíci +34

      Tell me this movie is garbage without saying "It's garbage" ^^

    • @libertyordeath1211
      @libertyordeath1211 Před 3 měsíci +36

      Oh no Darren!

    • @eliasmiranda2358
      @eliasmiranda2358 Před 3 měsíci +19

      That's how you know it's a Zack Snyder movie 😂

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda Před 3 měsíci +23

      ​@@eliasmiranda2358not defending the movie, but lately many current tv series do this. Like "OH NO, JOE DIED" while nobody knew who he is
      That second Suicide Squad movie make fun of this cliche tho

    • @LonceyMills
      @LonceyMills Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂😂

  • @MrsMacLover
    @MrsMacLover Před 3 měsíci +4070

    Ryan's critiques are usually so polite but his disdain really shines through in this one.

    • @neetpride5919
      @neetpride5919 Před 3 měsíci +317

      He's not being polite, he's being Canadian

    • @nichenetwork9817
      @nichenetwork9817 Před 3 měsíci +285

      Snyder is trash without a great writer

    • @gregsmw
      @gregsmw Před 3 měsíci

      you can cut the entire 2nd half of that sentence off@@nichenetwork9817

    • @perceivedvelocity9914
      @perceivedvelocity9914 Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@gregsmwhaha

    • @Raziel312
      @Raziel312 Před 3 měsíci +42

      ​@@nichenetwork9817What director is that NOT true of?

  • @FoxHowell
    @FoxHowell Před 3 měsíci +417

    "No,once you're on the team you stand silently in the background as others are recruited" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Holypikemanz
      @Holypikemanz Před 2 měsíci +7

      more polite that way lol.

    • @ThatJakers
      @ThatJakers Před 2 měsíci +6

      If it works for every fantasy RPG it can work as a film! 😂

  • @marvboogie5539
    @marvboogie5539 Před 3 měsíci +460

    "did they even ask her to join?" The page flapping at 2:39 killed me. 😆😅🤣😂

    • @davidcottrell1308
      @davidcottrell1308 Před 3 měsíci +8

      yeah....this guy is really spot on...I even bought one of his sweatshirts: Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience.

    • @AminePlayer1
      @AminePlayer1 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Yeah that was the funniest thing in this video 😂😂

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable Před 2 měsíci +4

      So much the same. Like the answer was going to fall out. Maybe?

    • @g_dub
      @g_dub Před 11 dny

      Lol, yup havent seen that one before, it was my favorite part too. Ryan has comedic timing down for sure. I like pitch meetings more than most of the movies. Thx Ryan!

  • @avtechnick5845
    @avtechnick5845 Před 3 měsíci +1818

    It's a shame Ryan didn't mention by far the stupidest moment in the movie where Bloodaxe guy kills a side turret gunner and dies in the process, but then his hand falls down to a lever and pushes it accidentally, and then the whole ships starts leaning, loses balance and crumbles down to the ground as if the the entire ship was controlled from the side turret cockpit .

    • @Amira_Phoenix
      @Amira_Phoenix Před 3 měsíci +32

      Wooo-tee-doo

    • @Quantum_Idealism
      @Quantum_Idealism Před 3 měsíci +297

      That really was one of the scenes of all time! Absolutely one of the scenes! It left me watching it. Of all the scenes I watched, this was one of them and it was possibly one of the scenes ever made! Such a scene!

    • @engaginglifesmoments7657
      @engaginglifesmoments7657 Před 3 měsíci +25

      @@Quantum_Idealism😂

    • @avtechnick5845
      @avtechnick5845 Před 3 měsíci +89

      @@Quantum_Idealism Well, it truly was a scene. Snyder wrote it and directed it, actors acted and VFX team drew the CGI.

    • @Endeva09
      @Endeva09 Před 3 měsíci +13

      How original. ​@@Quantum_Idealism

  • @wallywest2360
    @wallywest2360 Před 3 měsíci +1510

    I especially liked how they recruited the general dude because he was this tactical genius, and then he proceeded to bring exactly nothing to the table for the rest of the film.

    • @Vantud391
      @Vantud391 Před 3 měsíci +158

      Not just him, all the recruits.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda Před 3 měsíci +93

      The farmer guy seems do more sh!+ than rest of the recruit, the inexperienced one that is

    • @turanamo
      @turanamo Před 3 měsíci +59

      That would mean the woman protagonist sit on the sidelines. No can't do.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Před 3 měsíci +44

      @@Vantud391 All diversity hires, nobody got their job on merit. Remember, it's not about if you can do the job or not, it's only about how you look.

    • @theod4660
      @theod4660 Před 3 měsíci +120

      @@Vantud391You have to understand: only active party members can act in an rpg, and this game´s party size is 2, so you really have to bring the MC and the one with the current story and ditch the others

  • @Ijustusethistocommentstuff
    @Ijustusethistocommentstuff Před 3 měsíci +103

    The one robot dude sounds like a good movie on its own. I don't know how it would go, but the design for the guy at the end looks awesome, and a more organic sci-fi aesthetic that is more metaphorical than "This space ship literally has veins, and is basically a living organism" would be kind of neat.

    • @coltonruscheinsky7863
      @coltonruscheinsky7863 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Both the robot and white knight boy would have been better characters to put in her rebel crew. And even the girl for that matter. So many missed opportunities.

    • @BrutalBeast666
      @BrutalBeast666 Před měsícem +5

      @@coltonruscheinsky7863 The spider lady would have been a good addition too. Hated the "empire" and would have solved her own problem, because she could have reproduced on the moon they were fighting for. But no, have to use her to show how cool the lightsabre woman was.

    • @coltonruscheinsky7863
      @coltonruscheinsky7863 Před měsícem +3

      @@BrutalBeast666 Damn, that's brilliant. It would have also diversified an entirely human cast. Zach Snider is the WORST writer.

  • @alyssajean4612
    @alyssajean4612 Před 3 měsíci +87

    I tried watching this movie, but gave up halfway through and watched the Pitch Meeting instead. Exactly right that the whole movie could have been a montage! I love it! My only dissapointment is that Ryan is probably not enough of a Star Trek fan to notice that the "Spider Lady" was the freaking BORG QUEEN! I mean an exact replica of the Borg Queen except with a spider body. I think that was around the time I turned it off.

    • @riotoews7853
      @riotoews7853 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Actually, my husband and I noticed it too and played by Jena Malone

    • @Chrophiss
      @Chrophiss Před 3 měsíci +7

      Damn, thats exactly what i thought... The movie also had alot of Warhammer 40K vibes, like the officer uniforms and the technicians looking like techpriests.

    • @rld1982
      @rld1982 Před měsícem +3

      @@riotoews7853 Why can't she get any roles in good movies? She's so under-utilised/appreciated by Hollywood. She's like the anti-Jennifer Lawrence.

    • @riotoews7853
      @riotoews7853 Před měsícem +2

      @@rld1982 not sure. She is quite under-rated but I guess she's not tall and blonde? Lol not sure. Maybe she has the choice to pick a role? Who knows

    • @rld1982
      @rld1982 Před měsícem +3

      @@Chrophiss there was an orc from LOTR, as well

  • @seanwells9702
    @seanwells9702 Před 3 měsíci +2092

    Ryan waiving the papers as if there was more to the story that could just fall out absolutely killed me 🤣🤣

    • @SaadTheGlad
      @SaadTheGlad Před 3 měsíci +20

      waving*

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 3 měsíci +30

      At least he's transparent

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly Před 3 měsíci +26

      It's *waving (not "waiving").
      Two entirely different definitions. Simply put, waving is a motion, while waiving is the action of disregarding, making something inapplicable, or excusing - such as waiving an extra fee for canceling an airline ticket.
      Hope that helps, have a good day.

    • @waywardmind
      @waywardmind Před 3 měsíci +12

      It's the little details.

    • @TheOrangeRoad
      @TheOrangeRoad Před 3 měsíci +9

      He was seeing in an extra page would fall out. Clearly he knows what he wrote😂

  • @GreedRunsall
    @GreedRunsall Před 3 měsíci +1697

    The "are they going to be able to defeat this guy they've killed already" really got me

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Yeah yeah yeah because reasons 😊

    • @eternalproductions
      @eternalproductions Před 3 měsíci +37

      Yup following in the footsteps of Avatar 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 and 6😂

    • @Lawlietftw30
      @Lawlietftw30 Před 3 měsíci +36

      Yeah, a villain that had done exactly nothing to show competence. This man has already lost a fight when he showed up with overwhelming firepower against enemies that had already been pre-captured BEFORE he got there. The empire is really shooting itself in the foot by bringing this guy back to life to lead another expedition.

    • @neveq123
      @neveq123 Před 3 měsíci +7

      it's the new Avatar system

    • @thomast3363
      @thomast3363 Před 3 měsíci +17

      cough… Kylo Ren… cough
      This woman with no training that has never used a lightsaber, knows nothing about the Force beat our new Darth Vader first try.
      Then beats him again in the second movie.
      Do you think she can beat him again in the third movie?

  • @coltonmurray5445
    @coltonmurray5445 Před 3 měsíci +132

    Probably will only be used for this movie but the “great scene! Great scene” bit with the nod is amazing

    • @0giwan
      @0giwan Před 2 měsíci +1

      It was more than great scene, though. Also great weapon for the not-lightsabers, and great villains for the not-stormtroopers (I think).
      But, we may be seeing the birth of a new recurring joke here.

    • @tslehman
      @tslehman Před 20 dny

      Great bad guys!

  • @Bloodshark123
    @Bloodshark123 Před 3 měsíci +41

    I love the scene where they have the heroes trapped but for no reason leave one of them free and then give him the device that can free the others for no reason at all other than they'd written themselves into a corner.

    • @jatzi1526
      @jatzi1526 Před 3 měsíci +11

      I genuinely thought it was gonna be a twist, like the dude who double crossed them was just doing it to get them onto the ship where'd he'd then release them or give them a way to escape. But no he was just straight evil.

    • @partyboytimes
      @partyboytimes Před 3 měsíci +4

      And unironically killed one of the 2-3characters that even had some sort of character arc.
      Like Kai's character wasn't amazing, that accent was definitely a choice, but he's probably one of the few characters who I was even remotely interested in. Then they killed him.
      Tight.

  • @masterchain3335
    @masterchain3335 Před 3 měsíci +846

    That wasn't just an overview of the movie, that was literally everything that happened.

    • @grantkeller4634
      @grantkeller4634 Před 3 měsíci +33

      And more entertaining

    • @onepoeticromancer
      @onepoeticromancer Před 3 měsíci +29

      I kinda think this pitch meeting was somehow MORE than everything that happened

    • @conyo985
      @conyo985 Před 3 měsíci +30

      It just tells how paper thin the story was. What a joke! Zack needs a good writer because he's a visual director. He's very weak at storytelling.

    • @merphul
      @merphul Před 3 měsíci +26

      it's proof that Rebel Moon was 5 minutes of content stretched to 120 minutes by slow-mo.
      Ryan literally said it.

    • @adriantrusca1245
      @adriantrusca1245 Před 3 měsíci +1

      You sure it's not FIGURATIVELY what happened?

  • @healsallwounds
    @healsallwounds Před 3 měsíci +597

    I’m surprised there was no joke about the fact that one of the characters was called DARRIAN BLOODAXE, the quintessential name of a 13-year-old’s first D&D character.

    • @armelior4610
      @armelior4610 Před 3 měsíci +89

      and he's not even a dwarf or orc, nor does he carry an axe !

    • @AshrakAhmed
      @AshrakAhmed Před 3 měsíci

      And shout instruction at futuristic flying spacecraft to set up a perimeter @@armelior4610 , it seems like there are no form of long range com in this universe!

    • @siegfriedmordrake3229
      @siegfriedmordrake3229 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@armelior4610 I feel cheated

    • @elizabethification771
      @elizabethification771 Před 3 měsíci +51

      Not surprising considering Snyder is a 13 year old

    • @TheOrangeRoad
      @TheOrangeRoad Před 3 měsíci +26

      AI generated names

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn Před 3 měsíci +190

    "OH NO, Darian! ... which one was that?"
    "One of them!"
    _"Oh no!"_
    Perfect mix of writing & delivery. ❤

  • @kiillabytez
    @kiillabytez Před 3 měsíci +47

    Ryan, you have saved me so many wasted hours and money. I can't thank you enough. Keep 'em comin'!

  • @medalion1390
    @medalion1390 Před 3 měsíci +826

    I thought this was going to end with the studio exec saying “You know what, I think I’m gonna pass on this” and then the writer says “No problem, I’ll just go pitch it to Netflix.”

    • @mortalLP
      @mortalLP Před 3 měsíci +48

      That would have been pure gold!

    • @shripadreddy4852
      @shripadreddy4852 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Hilarious lol

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Před 3 měsíci +40

      That's how Netflix gets most of its "original" content.

    • @jcpurleigh
      @jcpurleigh Před 3 měsíci +28

      The doors at the start have a netflix logo on them already!

    • @Adrian-yi8fl
      @Adrian-yi8fl Před 3 měsíci

      perfect

  • @dfhellraiser4td
    @dfhellraiser4td Před 3 měsíci +1383

    I'm a bit disappointed you missed how the assassin lady monologued about how seeking revenge is bad. Then, when they got the general guy, they convinced him to join them by promising he can seek revenge.

    • @MM_Legacy
      @MM_Legacy Před 3 měsíci +105

      There were more of those weird RPG-style moments in this movie, where one character starts a conversation or fight and the rest watch and don't participate.

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen Před 3 měsíci +81

      Which is ironic, because that same lady went on a killing spree in revenge of her killed family.

    • @dylanminer5418
      @dylanminer5418 Před 3 měsíci +33

      Dude right. Like what was the point of the moral code if your not going to follow through with it lmao. And none of the recruits actually did anything for the purpose of the movie other than be recruited.

    • @Kai88988
      @Kai88988 Před 3 měsíci

      starting to see why Snyder's DCEU was a complete failure, and it also explains why his entire fan base is a literal cult of paranoid schizophrenics.

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 Před 3 měsíci +22

      Or how she aid the empire or whatever broke the love out of her before telling us just after that she was encouraged to find a lover in the ranks to have something to protect. The writing is so god awful, they really just wanted to do "Star Wars but slow mo"

  • @babatundeehimai9417
    @babatundeehimai9417 Před 3 měsíci +12

    "Oh Darren...Darren...who was that?" had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣

  • @self-parternerd8661
    @self-parternerd8661 Před 3 měsíci +56

    "There will be funny banter between members of the crew?"
    "Aaaaaaaaaaaah... No."
    "Oh!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @txqkr09
    @txqkr09 Před 3 měsíci +1766

    In the last couple years, Ryans Pitch Meetings have become much better content than the actual movies he pitches, keep it coming, Ryan!

    • @quattobeast
      @quattobeast Před 3 měsíci +60

      these reviews alone have saved me HOURS and HOURS of watching terrible films.

    • @robertjackson1813
      @robertjackson1813 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Oh he's a treasure for real I Have no intention of watching Matrix resurrections Because of his review of it it looks like such trash

    • @StefanoBorini
      @StefanoBorini Před 3 měsíci +2

      nothing against Ryan's quality, but to be fair, it doesn't take much.

    • @shykorustotora
      @shykorustotora Před 3 měsíci +21

      @@StefanoBorini And yet no one does it better than him. Clearly takes something then

    • @jrod4344
      @jrod4344 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I would much rather watch these and Honest Trailers, over most movies easily. Even the ones I like the movies, I still enjoy these too.

  • @doctorsatansrobot
    @doctorsatansrobot Před 3 měsíci +1020

    'This is like a montage you're describing?' - absolutely nailed it. This movie felt like a montage, but padded back out with slow-mo. Or like a recap of a 24 part series. I really don't understand how this movie made it to production with 80% of the story missing.

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před 3 měsíci +54

      I instantly knew it was a Snyder film after screenwriter guy said what he said at 2:53

    • @everett6072
      @everett6072 Před 3 měsíci +65

      @@thepubknight6144 I knew it was a Snyder film when they mentioned Slow-Mo Farming as one of the first things. Only Snyder would use Slow-mo while there is no action or tension.

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@thepubknight6144 honestly i was intrigued, but then i saw directed by jack snyder and i knew that it was gonna be an incoherent slowmo sleeping pill

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 Před 3 měsíci +19

      You get the other 80% in the 50% of the movie that’s part 2. Unless it’s a three part, then you may only get 40%.

    • @rashidisw
      @rashidisw Před 3 měsíci +18

      Snyder should've collaborate effort with Michael Bay, we will have slow-mo.explosion montage.

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB Před 3 měsíci +13

    “So, you have a new movie for me?”
    “Yes sir, I do, it’s called Star Wars!”
    “Pretty sure that movie already exists.”
    “Oh hang on *scratches out title on screenplay* It’s called Rebel Moon!”
    “Amazing!”

  • @TucoBenedicto
    @TucoBenedicto Před 3 měsíci +7

    "Oh no, Darian... Which one was that?" "One of them" "OH NO".
    I don't even know why this caught me so much off guard but I had to pause the video for few seconds.

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 Před 3 měsíci +559

    I LOVE the fact that Screenwriter Guy tried to SHAKE the plot out of the script! 😂😂

    • @analogsignal
      @analogsignal Před 3 měsíci +11

      Flimsy

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před 3 měsíci +19

      Yep, that was such a perfect little addition. _It has got to be somewhere in here, I'm certain ..._

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Are you sure it's not just a habit at that point, and the reason there's no plot left is because he shook it out of the script before they started filming?

    • @em8066
      @em8066 Před 3 měsíci +1

      That sent me.

    • @michaelchristofferson3190
      @michaelchristofferson3190 Před 3 měsíci

      I didn't know I always wanted to see that gag until I saw it.

  • @nickameen
    @nickameen Před 3 měsíci +621

    When writer guy started shaking the screenplay I lost it a little bit. Also, when producer guy says, "Subtle." This was a wonderful pitch meeting, as per usual.

    • @Butterball3588
      @Butterball3588 Před 3 měsíci +22

      Shaking the papers expecting more description or script to fall out was great!

    • @markjones4033
      @markjones4033 Před 3 měsíci +13

      They did a thing with the neat looking robot where the troops were jerks to him, then the village girl was nice. Then he told her his entire species life story to date. Then they were like "Anyway. . ." and just went to other characters.
      I was like: "Thanks, Exposition-bot!"
      Then I realized I needed to keep an I out for the pitch meeting.

    • @vatop1304
      @vatop1304 Před 3 měsíci +9

      shaking the screenplay is tight

    • @ngarcias1
      @ngarcias1 Před 3 měsíci +5

      The shaking of the papers really got me 😂

    • @K.C-2049
      @K.C-2049 Před 3 měsíci +2

      that's pretty much how I imagine Snyder writing this movie. "if I shake the papers hard enough, it'll all come together."

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike Před 13 dny +2

    “And then Darien dies!”
    “Oh no, Darre-Darren! Which one-who was that?”
    “ _One_ of them.”
    “Oh no!”
    That’s probably my new favorite exchange from Pitch Meeting. Perfectly sums up that moment.

  • @evil_inside1332
    @evil_inside1332 Před 12 dny +2

    "Travelling through space privates is tight" - Best line ever lol

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Před 3 měsíci +484

    2024, and I STILL love Producer Guy’s unbridled enthusiasm for every idea Screenwriter Guy comes up with. This year, find someone who looks at you like he looks at him.

    • @klas666
      @klas666 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Great Guy!

    • @dermotfenster9980
      @dermotfenster9980 Před 3 měsíci +20

      You mean somebody who will get all the way off your back about things?

    • @NuJ4X
      @NuJ4X Před 3 měsíci +4

      self.
      Finished that for you 😂🤣😆

    • @josebeteta8283
      @josebeteta8283 Před 3 měsíci +5

      "Looking at others like that is tight" -Something Producer guy has probably said

    • @nathansimons9881
      @nathansimons9881 Před 3 měsíci +2

      "Sick!" 😁

  • @marvtheandroid
    @marvtheandroid Před 3 měsíci +269

    "Probably off screen or something i don't know" while shaking the script had my dying

    • @Snowblaze_
      @Snowblaze_ Před 3 měsíci +2

      My favorite part too :D

    • @JTGallant
      @JTGallant Před 3 měsíci +2

      Me too 😂 i had to run it back

    • @radiobabylon
      @radiobabylon Před 3 měsíci +1

      itll be in that extra hour (or 5 minutes, without slomo) in the sooper dooper cut

    • @shia_labeouf
      @shia_labeouf Před 3 měsíci

      Oh no! Are you ok? Did you manage to get help?

  • @bodhibourbon9430
    @bodhibourbon9430 Před 3 měsíci +6

    The thing that bothered me the most, more than anything Ryan brought up was how the whole point of recruiting everyone was to save the main girls village, but by taking the rebel leader and some of his guys they doomed the peaceful planet that was sheltering them.

  • @hateisignorance
    @hateisignorance Před 3 měsíci +11

    Thank you for the transparency ,Ryan.
    Please keep adding the outros.
    They are always funny.

  • @legendarycheekymonkey
    @legendarycheekymonkey Před 3 měsíci +444

    I used to dodge Pitch Meetings until after I have seen the movie but this last year or so I've watched the Pitch Meetings before watching the movie and it has literally saved me countless hours and spared me from some real stinkers. Thank you for your service Ryan.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 Před 3 měsíci +4

      True. Although, even in 2023, *some* movies were best seen first. Like ATSV, Loki, Creed III, and They Cloned Tyrone.
      Even in the worst piles of trash, there are still worthwhile treasure.

    • @Butterball3588
      @Butterball3588 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I do that with most movies anymore. I have not been disappointed wh Ryan's take on it.

    • @kirkanos771
      @kirkanos771 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I concur.

    • @mco3884
      @mco3884 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Same. Ten years ago I would've been pretty invested in seeing this movie but now I just figure I'll save myself a couple of hours and just watch the pitch meeting.

    • @bjacks2927
      @bjacks2927 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I watched this movie over the holiday and you probably still know more about what happened than I do.

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 Před 3 měsíci +263

    I have to say it's nice to see a CZcamsr being truly transparent with the audience.

    • @juice6521
      @juice6521 Před 3 měsíci +10

      They always have something to hide, but Ryan only wants to hide himself.

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Před 3 měsíci +15

      He really exposed his full background.

    • @karateparty100
      @karateparty100 Před 3 měsíci +6

      It’s great that he wants be completely clear for his fans

  • @mkapadia917
    @mkapadia917 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I can't make it past the " big ol' lady space parts"😂 0:24

    • @logicrules5793
      @logicrules5793 Před měsícem

      You heard of tearing a hole in space time, how about gaping?

  • @quantum-link6379
    @quantum-link6379 Před 11 dny +2

    hey Ryan, please make a pitch meeting for the part two. I was just watching the first 30 minutes of that movie and I swear, all I can think is what would be the pitch meeting look like

  • @MrTerrorzone2012
    @MrTerrorzone2012 Před 3 měsíci +439

    I love how transparent Ryan is, you can really tell he loves his fans

    • @lovelandtales527
      @lovelandtales527 Před 3 měsíci +17

      True, he could never fool us even if he tried. We can see right through him!

    • @averymasters
      @averymasters Před 3 měsíci +3

      That bit made me reach for the like button again. Such a simple and old phrase done literally and played straight is more creativity than the ENTIRETY of Rebel Moon!

    • @MichaelOKC
      @MichaelOKC Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@averymasters My dog chewing on her rawhide bone is more creative than Rebel Moon.

    • @d1dac0
      @d1dac0 Před 3 měsíci +1

      "Let's hack this version to bits". Just by the pitch meeting you can infer the movie was bad.

  • @jimsimonetti2929
    @jimsimonetti2929 Před 3 měsíci +431

    I was so confused why the robot and the solider that helped them didn't go the adventure. They had more character development in that one scene than any other character did in the whole movie.

    • @pochaze671
      @pochaze671 Před 3 měsíci +26

      Yeah. That's post-post-post modernism.

    • @Mazra42
      @Mazra42 Před 3 měsíci +52

      Heyshutup, so anyway...

    • @AshrakAhmed
      @AshrakAhmed Před 3 měsíci +20

      they ran out of budget to pay the voice actor!

    • @siegfriedmordrake3229
      @siegfriedmordrake3229 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Wait for the Snyder cut to explain all the plot holes. Or so they want you to think

    • @pochaze671
      @pochaze671 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@AshrakAhmed too bad, they could have spare 30 animators on a 5 min scene, and they could have hired him back and make a story, instead of a SF portfolio !

  • @alfreddaniel1994
    @alfreddaniel1994 Před 3 měsíci +41

    I was hesitant on watching the movie, then I saw that there was a Pitch Meeting. I didn't want to be spoiled by anything in the Pitch Meeting, just in case I decided to watch it. So I watched the movie, and now I'm able to enjoy the Pitch Meeting.

    • @t10rock
      @t10rock Před 3 měsíci +20

      That story is far more complex and compelling than this movie.

    • @WW-ue3oy
      @WW-ue3oy Před 3 měsíci

      Same 😂

    • @1RAHULKUMAR
      @1RAHULKUMAR Před 3 měsíci

      Same

    • @seanhill4535
      @seanhill4535 Před 3 měsíci +5

      You totally did that in the wrong order. Could have saved a lot of time lol

  • @sheppeyfishtales
    @sheppeyfishtales Před 12 dny +5

    I've just watched the sequel. Throughout the whole thing I was picturing the Pitch Meeting. It's going to be a classic 😂

  • @sohambanerjee417
    @sohambanerjee417 Před 3 měsíci +1362

    Honestly this might be Ryan’s best work yet. This is actually an excellent movie critique disguised as a hilarious skit

    • @amarx6248
      @amarx6248 Před 3 měsíci +10

      PM’s Top gun and cats was pretty well done. They’re all good but those were the few they stand out to me.

    • @lunasborednow
      @lunasborednow Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@@amarx6248 Dolittle almost killed me

    • @trenty22
      @trenty22 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@amarx6248 his satire is hilarious, but the film criticism is also legit and incisive from the early Pitch Meetings. Love the reduxes where he gently contextualizes the older stuff too.

    • @thecommonnovelist4181
      @thecommonnovelist4181 Před 3 měsíci +3

      It's ruthless and I am ALL IN

    • @carterpao
      @carterpao Před 3 měsíci +9

      You must be new to the channel

  • @MarkoFTW
    @MarkoFTW Před 3 měsíci +559

    "Once you are in a team you stand back in silence as others are recruited!" Mass Effect is a great game.

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Před 3 měsíci +72

      That at least had conversations with the team members where they dump their life story neatly cut up with "but I don't know you well enough to tell you about years 19-21 of my life yet".
      Oh Bioware. You really coasted on Black Isle's writing for decades, even if I did like your tropes.

    • @paulianhodgson
      @paulianhodgson Před 3 měsíci +26

      Great game!

    • @atobosrolloutyoutube7886
      @atobosrolloutyoutube7886 Před 3 měsíci +25

      At least sometimes the companies talk at certain points during the story of mass effect

    • @gabortoth3644
      @gabortoth3644 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Aham...Especially Tali and Legion...

    • @sloporion
      @sloporion Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@paulianhodgson great game!

  • @DavidByrden1
    @DavidByrden1 Před 3 měsíci +4

    The best thing to do with this movie is watch it with some friends and try to spot all the copied scenes and lifted ideas. Score one point each time you correctly identify something.
    e.g. "The girl with her head shaved and painted - that's from Mad Max Fury Road!"
    But before we can play this game, we need a canonical list of EVERY reference in Rebel Moon. For the referee to use. Who's gonna write it?

  • @willdejong7763
    @willdejong7763 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I’m hoping they release a Ryan George Cut of this movie. It should be about 90 minutes total runtime. Should be super easy, barely an inconvenience. Just running all of the slow motion scenes at regular speed should get it half way there.

  • @fullmetalandtheflame438
    @fullmetalandtheflame438 Před 3 měsíci +714

    Thank you for being transparent with us Ryan. It is truly appreciated.

    • @jyesucevitz
      @jyesucevitz Před 3 měsíci +76

      he's lying. I could see right through him.

    • @Cotcan
      @Cotcan Před 3 měsíci +47

      He wasn't lying. He was quite clear about that.

    • @cfban
      @cfban Před 3 měsíci +20

      I didn't see it that way. He was definitely blurring the lines. Who could have dissipated that?

    • @Addablerapier6
      @Addablerapier6 Před 3 měsíci +20

      It made me sad, this guy deserve more visibility

    • @siddhantbanerjee3328
      @siddhantbanerjee3328 Před 3 měsíci +22

      Ryan is truly an unseen talent

  • @edgbarra
    @edgbarra Před 3 měsíci +214

    The "i want to be transparent with you" is the best ending joke so far 😂 you're a genius

    • @cfban
      @cfban Před 3 měsíci +6

      I don't see it. It wasn't clear to me.

  • @twinjones3314
    @twinjones3314 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Nailed the whole movie in the first 30 seconds, impeccable work.

  • @FoodLaneAdventures
    @FoodLaneAdventures Před 3 měsíci +6

    Great stuff as always, but I can't help but feel a sense of missed opportunity, since a failed pitch meeting to Lucasfilm was actually how this movie got made.

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 Před 3 měsíci +788

    I'm so glad you make these. Without Pitch Meetings, I wouldn't get any enjoyment out of these awful movies at all!

    • @cracknigr6065
      @cracknigr6065 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Why the hell would anybody still watch this trash? You seriously are giving these garbage companies your money!? Insane...

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Před 3 měsíci +6

      I honestly just wait for the Pitch Meeting to come out for me to decide if a movie is worth watching; I'm not really a huge movie buff (shows and books are more my jam).

    • @eddgar-ce3md
      @eddgar-ce3md Před 3 měsíci

      @@cracknigr6065 Honestly, I watched it out of morbid curiosity. I usually torrent movies anyway.

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 Před 3 měsíci

      @@cracknigr6065 Oh, no, I'm not! I wasn't clear enough in what I said. I don't watch these movies at all, so without these Pitch Meeting videos, I'd get no entertainment value from the movies existing at all.

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@kindlin Years (decades) ago, I swear I saw almost every movie that came out. Now, I can count on one hand how many new movies I see in a year. Usually with fingers to spare.

  • @paultuck
    @paultuck Před 3 měsíci +116

    The part where the screen writer guy on being asked a question lightly shakes his hand clutching the script and then looks to see if anything extra has fallen out and is like "Nope, no new information" really got me!

  • @dreadzrock2603
    @dreadzrock2603 Před 3 měsíci +12

    'Yeah but with slow-motion, we WILL meet our runtime' got me! The movie felt like a pitch that had been denie... ooooh wait

  • @rcschmidt668
    @rcschmidt668 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Excellent way to take it literal at the end. Great job, Ryan!

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail Před 3 měsíci +83

    Ryan's recruiting script of "Once you are on the team, you stand quietly in the background" reminded me of my first year on my high school tennis team.

  • @Pretendship
    @Pretendship Před 3 měsíci +151

    the way he delivers _"one of them"_ was elite level comedy 😂

  • @deltharramorghal8130
    @deltharramorghal8130 Před 3 měsíci +2

    At 2:05 ...Ryan, I think you missed an opportunity here, because this is just like that Star Wars Episode 1, when they try to free Anakin: Let's bet everything on someone we know nothing about on an event we know nothing about.
    But at least, it wasn't painfully rushed in Star Wars.

  • @memaimu
    @memaimu Před 3 měsíci +2

    >I wanna be transparent with you
    >becomes transparent
    Genius.

  • @tickletorture
    @tickletorture Před 3 měsíci +73

    "Why would they design that thing that way?"
    "So then one by one they free all the good guys..." I love the way he doesn't even acknowledge the question lmao.

    • @klas666
      @klas666 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Great question though

    • @coronaborealis7870
      @coronaborealis7870 Před 3 měsíci +2

      He said 'hey shut up!' first, but so fast you coudn't hear it

    • @joshuaa7266
      @joshuaa7266 Před měsícem

      It doesn't seem like too terrible of a thing for a jailer to have, but that would make the villains idiots for giving a prisoner the tool.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Před 19 dny

      So the rest of the movie can happen

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Před 3 měsíci +313

    It's insane how detailed this review was. I thought it would've taken at least 7 minutes to explain literally everything that happens in the film along with all of its deep nuances.

    • @peterlang777
      @peterlang777 Před 3 měsíci +22

      "Nuance" !!! That's tight !

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 Před 3 měsíci

      Omg u mean the straight white man was sectetly evil and all the nad guys were str8 white men and all the cowards were str8 white men?!?! Man what a shocker 😑.

    • @williamericbarnum805
      @williamericbarnum805 Před 3 měsíci +38

      Have you tried playing it in slo-mo?

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 Před 3 měsíci

      Hahah "Deep". The deepest thing about this movie is the spacetime vagina joke.

    • @mile_high_topher
      @mile_high_topher Před 3 měsíci

      @@williamericbarnum805 I'm gonna watch the 7 hour Snyder Double Cut in Triple Slow Motion. Wish me luck!

  • @IntheClutch75
    @IntheClutch75 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The shaking the pages to get more script out (or something) was hilarious.

  • @themattcline2664
    @themattcline2664 Před 12 dny

    Great pitch meeting….. great pitch meeting! The shaking of the papers was probably my favorite subtle moment in this one. Simple and brilliant.

  • @ShadowMasterT
    @ShadowMasterT Před 3 měsíci +203

    I absolutely lost it when he said “one of them”! Incredible delivery, and saves me from watching the actual movie. I’m honestly excited about the Snyder cut and part 2 only because of the potential pitch meetings!

  • @domenicoallegri3935
    @domenicoallegri3935 Před 3 měsíci +109

    "I want to be transparent" was fantastic.
    Not the best joke but completely out of the blue

    • @observandoAvida
      @observandoAvida Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@naynaynay324 More like out of red, green and blue.

    • @smorris12
      @smorris12 Před 3 měsíci +1

      No no no, out of the green (screen)

    • @coyi3884
      @coyi3884 Před 3 měsíci

      Funnily enough, transparent was out the blue and blue was in fact part or the working title of the series 'blue harvest' that you might know from star was or some garbage like that.

  • @Black217
    @Black217 Před 3 měsíci +1

    It's nearly 4 A.M. and be imagining you going transparent and you actually disappearing is killing me LMAO. Perfect ending.

  • @jimbabwe2420
    @jimbabwe2420 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I thought I searched this but apparently I fell asleep at the end but now I’m up to date.

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame Před 3 měsíci +622

    This movie had more exposition than slow-mo, and for a Zack Snyder flick, that's REALLY saying something!

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Před 3 měsíci +27

      Funnier still it's not as if it needed any exposition, the plot was as thin as air. If you've seen any film Snyder basically hacked up and composited badly into Rebel Moon, you could've saved two hours and not watched Rebel Moon.

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@Blisterdude123
      Except that Seven Samurai is longer. But the difference is, it's time well spent!

    • @timberry4709
      @timberry4709 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Just watch "Battle Beyond the Stars"

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Our favorite director is finally growing up.

    • @thewayofthebeard3680
      @thewayofthebeard3680 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Yet we still learn nothing about the characters 😂

  • @teppec
    @teppec Před 3 měsíci +230

    You know, one of the things I love about this series is that the love of movies regularly still shines through. You aren't negative about a thing just to be negative 'for the clicks', and you create comedy without being overly cruel, understanding that sometimes there is just ridiculousness baked into the process that creates some wild end results for a finished movie. This movie deserved more cruelty. So much more.

    • @imjoeimjoe
      @imjoeimjoe Před 3 měsíci +10

      this movie is the exception. it just plain sucked.

    • @PBAmygdala2021
      @PBAmygdala2021 Před 3 měsíci +4

      For more cruelty in movie reviews, be sure to check out MauLer, and the Critical Drinker.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken Před 3 měsíci +8

      Exactly. Ryan’s pitch meetings always feel light hearted. He used the exact same tone whether he’s reviewing something that’s one of the best movies of all time or one of the worst movies of all time.

    • @cesarkopp2
      @cesarkopp2 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah. He could have talk about the lack of facial expressions of the main character, but this would be a harsh joke.

    • @DoctorJammer
      @DoctorJammer Před 2 měsíci

      I'm glad you get that. Some people don't seem to understand criticism doesn't necessarily equal hate.

  • @majorknight859
    @majorknight859 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love it when You Tuber are this transparent with their content

  • @AleksiJoensuu
    @AleksiJoensuu Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Ohh, traveling through space privates is TIGHT!"
    "Actually sir, super loose! Barely a constriction!"

  • @kaptenteo
    @kaptenteo Před 3 měsíci +82

    How Snyder continues to be a successful and popular film maker is beyond me.

    • @Shayzar1
      @Shayzar1 Před 3 měsíci +5

      bullying

    • @ReggieBishop
      @ReggieBishop Před 3 měsíci +3

      Hashtags

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 Před 3 měsíci +2

      You probably know absolutely nothing about how Hollywood works then

    • @mechanicaldavid4827
      @mechanicaldavid4827 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I think zombies took over the green-lighting process.

    • @TheTransitmtl
      @TheTransitmtl Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@brokenwave6125 If you go read some of the positive reviews some people think this was actually good. I've read words like groundbreaking, deep, plot driven, imaginative, tour de force, magnus opus. I shit you not

  • @yoshiakimuccilli5002
    @yoshiakimuccilli5002 Před 3 měsíci +70

    When the Pitch Meeting is more entertaining than a multi-million dollar budget film...

  • @Peterwayneburton
    @Peterwayneburton Před 3 měsíci

    Hi Ryan. Thank you for your awesome videos. I watch them over and over again as they soothe my soul.
    I was just curious what it’s like to have a video reach 1 million or 2 million or 3 million views and eventually, you will have your last view. As a musician, it’s seems not unlike a song always having an ending and the point is to enjoy it while it exists.
    Sub question: what do you think it’ll feel like to make your last video?

  • @liivemovement
    @liivemovement Před 3 měsíci +2

    I really appreciate your transparency at the end. Much respect.

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 Před 3 měsíci +202

    “What if it was Star Wars, but without anything remotely fun”
    “Brilliant!”

    • @nateschultz8973
      @nateschultz8973 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Episode 1?

    • @PlN3APPL313
      @PlN3APPL313 Před 3 měsíci

      @@nateschultz8973exactly 😭

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 Před 3 měsíci +19

      @@nateschultz8973 What could be more fun than trade disputes involving the taxation of outlying regions?

  • @michaelryan6342
    @michaelryan6342 Před 3 měsíci +93

    The script shake was priceless!

    • @patpowers9210
      @patpowers9210 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Woulda been EVEN BETTER in slo-mo!

    • @michaelryan6342
      @michaelryan6342 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@patpowers9210
      Probly harder to make this video a few seconds longer.
      Actually suuuuuupeerrrrrrr eeeeeeeeasssyyy baaarrreeeleyyy aaan iiiinconveeeeniiiieeennnnce.

  • @MichaelPalin
    @MichaelPalin Před 5 dny

    I just watched Rebel Moon Part 2 and spent the entire time imagining how the Pitch Meeting for it will go.
    "And now we're going to have a 20-minute sequence of dramatic, slow-motion shots."
    "Oh, of space battles?"
    "No, of wheat harvesting!"

  • @maxrodz6639
    @maxrodz6639 Před 2 dny

    That transparent bit at the end had me ROLLING 😅. did not see that one coming😂

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Před 3 měsíci +138

    I dont know how a one second “subtle” is such a fantastic joke and burning takedown, but it absolutely is 😂

  • @TheElbowMerchant
    @TheElbowMerchant Před 3 měsíci +254

    That "transparent" bit at the end had me laughing way harder than it should have. God, I love silly gags like that.

    • @apexnext
      @apexnext Před 3 měsíci +5

      Same. He got me good. 🤣😶‍🌫️

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I thought it was a sincere heartfelt moment

    • @Michael20089
      @Michael20089 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I want to be transparent for you, I was your dad but now im your mum

    • @RAYROD
      @RAYROD Před 3 měsíci +4

      Not gonna lie, I was worried for a second! Thought he was gonna say he actually loved Rebel Moon but thankfully Nope! Just transparency. Love it.

    • @furiouskaiser9914
      @furiouskaiser9914 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Surely some old school Leslie Nielson quality humor right there. And I love it.

  • @anthonypc1
    @anthonypc1 Před 3 měsíci +8

    I liked the cinematography! They should make one of the alternate cuts of it have just the music track and all at normal speed so it's half the length.
    Or maybe have a story-centric cut too, and replace a quarter of the slow-mo shots with character building scenes.

  • @adriantaverner
    @adriantaverner Před 3 měsíci +1

    This might be my favourite rip yet, and completely well deserved. 👍

  • @lebbo88
    @lebbo88 Před 3 měsíci +43

    "No, Darrin. Wait.. who was that again?"
    "One of them."
    "Oh no!"
    Lmao! Some of my favorite Pitch Meeting bits are when Producer Guy doesn't quite remember or even know a character who died but has to act sad.

  • @mendo35
    @mendo35 Před 3 měsíci +415

    This pitch meeting was way more fun than watching Rebel Moon.

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian Před 3 měsíci +20

      I fell out of my chair when they demanded 12,000 bushels of wheat.
      "Sir the shuttle with the wheat has come up to orbit and docked with the dreadnought."
      "Well don't just stand there Sargent get the wheat down to deck 39 and put it through the flower mill immediately! We need bread and pasta to feed the crew since the blood axe rebels have disrupted our supply lines to the Homeworld!"
      What an insane piece of world building. 12,000 bushels of wheat, on a space ship?!

    • @peterlang777
      @peterlang777 Před 3 měsíci +3

      They most often are

    • @drake000666
      @drake000666 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@ANTIStraussian I do not even think Somalia pirates from today's world would demand wheat and their only armed with AK's and RPG's, how brain dead of a writer would you have to be to write this.

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@drake000666 when they landed I thought. Oh they are going to force the farmers to skip the harvest and go into the mines and dig up some space crystals. Because the space crystals are used as fuel for opening subspace rifts.
      Then the farmers would cry out, "if we spend the next few months mining fuel for your ship we will starve this winter!"
      And the evil guy would say i don't care!
      The fact they actually wanted wheat will never stop being funny. Snyder is amazing.

    • @TheFroneyZone
      @TheFroneyZone Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@peterlang777 yep, since 2020 really they ALL have been

  • @thecrazycapn
    @thecrazycapn Před 3 měsíci +3

    You made your position very clear there, at the end.

  • @neoxjin
    @neoxjin Před 4 dny

    Just watched part 2. I’m sure I saw a Thumbnail for part 2 (pitch meeting) but somehow i can’t find it. Has it been deleted ? Can someone can help ? I feel like I’m crazy

  • @randomdudeeveryoneknows
    @randomdudeeveryoneknows Před 3 měsíci +78

    With all these movies coming out the way they are, I swear this is how movie executives actually talk behind the scenes. 😅

  • @willverschneider1102
    @willverschneider1102 Před 3 měsíci +87

    Rebel Moon is the ultimate "That reminds me of...." movie. Several scenes had me think that reminds me of Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dune, Harry Potter, 300, Thanos adopting Gamora, Jake Sully taming the banshee, Android 16 basking in nature, the grasshoppers taking grain from the ants in A Bug's Life. Even the brother and sister reminded me of Matrix characters for some reason.

    • @theknifeman7097
      @theknifeman7097 Před 3 měsíci +22

      Fingerprints of ai

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Plus there's at least one actor you might recognize if you've seen Sons of Anarchy or The Gentlemen

    • @Cheeeeseman
      @Cheeeeseman Před 3 měsíci +8

      It’s Member Berries the movie!
      Member?
      Oh, I member!

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It steals the most from 40k

    • @Tibovl
      @Tibovl Před 3 měsíci +1

      I wanted to write an IMDB review titled "You've already seen this movie". I didn't, for several reasons. But it makes me happy I'm not the only one who noticed how bad this was.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před měsícem

    4:56 _"... and that robot has antlers now!"_
    Suddenly my robot lawnmower seems to be lacking something.

  • @joshuabela5374
    @joshuabela5374 Před 8 dny

    4:57 The robot with antlers is actually an extremely cool visual IMO

  • @ShoGs87
    @ShoGs87 Před 3 měsíci +290

    Thank you for your level of transparency. It's truly refreshing to see CZcams creators blur the lines and reveal behind the scenes.

  • @mazgazine1
    @mazgazine1 Před 3 měsíci +68

    OMG I just realized I did watch the whole movie, WTF!!?! All of this is EXACTLY what happened and how little I felt for it.

  • @davemiller6055
    @davemiller6055 Před měsícem

    The "Oh No, Darren...Darien. Oh no" part was great, as was Ryan shaking the script.

  • @VentureProIsMe
    @VentureProIsMe Před 4 dny +1

    Please do the second one immediately!

  • @Strider181
    @Strider181 Před 3 měsíci +30

    Fanning the papers when saying "probably offscreen or something" was chefs kiss comedy gold haha

  • @Dom-lj2dw
    @Dom-lj2dw Před 3 měsíci +1088

    Watching a pitch meeting for a movie you’ve never seen is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @dahammer044
      @dahammer044 Před 3 měsíci +41

      And never plan on :D

    • @YHWHthe1
      @YHWHthe1 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@dahammer044what is :D???

    • @FencerPTS
      @FencerPTS Před 3 měsíci +13

      I could have gotten those hours back if only I'd waited for the Pitch Meeting to come out. 😭

    • @Benbot_4.0
      @Benbot_4.0 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Oh really?

    • @hailtothevic
      @hailtothevic Před 3 měsíci +12

      Pitch Meetings are how I decide my watchlist

  • @NUAGEjon
    @NUAGEjon Před 3 měsíci

    "just to be sure; this is a montage you're describing"
    "no. this IS the movie" lmao

  • @lukeben5
    @lukeben5 Před 3 měsíci

    Hey Ryan, my wife and I love your stuff! We just watched Skyscraper starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and the entire movie my wife and I kept saying - "there should be a pitch meeting for this!!". Please???