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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Transformers!
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    Transformers has been a super huge brand for decades and always a popular product on toy shelves everywhere. The idea of having Michael Bay make a feature-length commercial for them filled with cool cars, military stuff, pretty girls and explosions seemed like a no-brainer! And a no-brainer it definitely was.
    Transformers does raise some questions though. Like what are the odds that Sam Witwicky would be car-shopping on the very same day a shapeshifting car robot was looking for him? Why did that robot attack the soldiers a second time if they didn’t have any data? Why is Mikaela eating at Burger King? Why does Megatron have the random ability of etching coordinates into tiny pieces of glass? How is Megatron speaking English? Why did the soldiers think it would be a good idea to go hide the Allspark in a densely-populated city?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Transformers! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @sageweinberg4167
    @sageweinberg4167 Před 3 lety +6118

    I couldn’t believe that there hadn’t been a pitch meeting of this yet

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 Před 3 lety +153

      Right.....when I got the notification, my first thought was, before I fully read the title, "Oh good, this must be one of their compilation videos." But no, surprisingly, the first one ever.

    • @ratee7
      @ratee7 Před 3 lety +26

      Yeah Ryan used fast at making pitch meeting about bad movies

    • @bofetada6841
      @bofetada6841 Před 3 lety +23

      that should have been the first line of this pitch.

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 Před 3 lety +11

      @@mariannecontrino6297 Literally exactly the same thing I thought.

    • @gmonroy852
      @gmonroy852 Před 3 lety +14

      Whoops

  • @Rain-fl8xn
    @Rain-fl8xn Před 3 lety +2400

    Everyone: there’s no way transformers could ever get ruined
    Micheal bay: it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @thawk4life
      @thawk4life Před 3 lety +17

      Haha that's funny 😄😆🤣

    • @email7766
      @email7766 Před 3 lety +13

      Yes because it always sucked

    • @runetide
      @runetide Před 3 lety +40

      @@email7766 The OG series was decent.

    • @Cluv22
      @Cluv22 Před 3 lety +6

      "Oh Really?.."

    • @docsigma
      @docsigma Před 3 lety +11

      Wow wow wow wow wow... wow

  • @SceneWins
    @SceneWins Před 3 lety +2110

    “What about the internet?”
    “What about it?”
    “Use it”
    “He Did!”

  • @AbeFroman19861
    @AbeFroman19861 Před 3 lety +1154

    Can't believe there was no mention of the mountain dew vending machine that got turned into an evil robot and started shooting cans of mountain dew at people.

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 Před 3 lety +37

      Wait did that happen?

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 Před 3 lety +60

      @@isauldron4337 yes, yes it did.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave Před 3 lety +103

      And the Xbox 360 that other guy just bought that turned into a robot.

    • @AbeFroman19861
      @AbeFroman19861 Před 3 lety +111

      @@HarmonicWave At least the Xbox didn't start throwing copies of Halo at people.

    • @jonnyboy6453
      @jonnyboy6453 Před 3 lety +42

      They didn't pay enough for it to be more memorable

  • @vikkipakki
    @vikkipakki Před 3 lety +912

    “Robots love data”
    *Mark Zuckerberg looks nervously.*

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 3 lety +31

      "Do they know? No, they couldn't possibly know. I'll just add more emojis to convince them I'm a human!"

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 Před 3 lety +32

      I think you mean "Zuck runs nervousness script"

    • @thephantommarauder7748
      @thephantommarauder7748 Před 3 lety +9

      Humanoid Lizards aren't robots though

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 3 lety +9

      @@thephantommarauder7748 More importantly, robots aren't evil like Zuck.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 Před 3 lety

      Ggggghhhue

  • @nomirrors3552
    @nomirrors3552 Před 3 lety +1566

    "Robots love data."
    "They sure do sir."
    Googlebot: I'm recommending this to everyone.

  • @feifeigxx
    @feifeigxx Před 3 lety +230

    An explosion a day, keeps Michael at the Bay.

    • @beingsagnik3206
      @beingsagnik3206 Před 2 lety +4

      Underrated

    • @majorknight859
      @majorknight859 Před rokem +3

      This comment should have dozens of likes

    • @tobyhart
      @tobyhart Před rokem

      Even his diarrhea is explosive

    • @gugalldiznii383
      @gugalldiznii383 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@majorknight859it's got 12x12 likes now lol

    • @alterego3734
      @alterego3734 Před 7 měsíci +5

      If only the author of this comment could remove the comma and the "the".

  • @Weaponator18
    @Weaponator18 Před 3 lety +841

    "No actually, no sir I don't"
    This was the perfect movie to use this gag for. Well done sir.

    • @teaotspp
      @teaotspp Před 3 lety +3

      I don't get it 😆

    • @legogenius1667
      @legogenius1667 Před 3 lety +26

      @@teaotspp Cause they basically just used this movie to sell the 2010 Camaro, it's a big advertisement rather than a movie. I still love it though lol

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod Před rokem +2

      @@teaotspp Even though it's blatantly obvious what the joke is about if you'd paid attention immediately after he says it.

    • @zechariahbasaldua
      @zechariahbasaldua Před 5 měsíci

      It can also be a reference to Michael Bay starting out as a commercial director?

  • @aaronth777
    @aaronth777 Před 3 lety +1007

    "...I think they had the internet back in 1895 when he was frozen"
    "Uhhhh I don't think so"
    "Well I mean there's no way for us to check"
    "What about the internet"
    "What about it"
    "Use it"
    "He did"
    "Nevermind"
    Oh Ryan you comedic genius😂

    • @arekpetrosian4965
      @arekpetrosian4965 Před 3 lety +40

      That exchange had me cracking up.

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy Před 3 lety +38

      "The problem with information found on the internet is that it's very often not true."
      -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

    • @deadplthebadass21
      @deadplthebadass21 Před 3 lety +10

      @@4plus20isHappy "the thing about the internet is everything is real, because the device you're using is real but that doesn't mean it's correct"
      -Tony Stark

    • @hagerty1952
      @hagerty1952 Před 3 lety

      He should at least credit Abbot and Costello

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 Před 3 lety +659

    "So you have a movie for me?"
    "No actually i don't"
    Well that's a first

    • @enderdude7902
      @enderdude7902 Před 3 lety +58

      2nd

    • @eleanorflynn7772
      @eleanorflynn7772 Před 3 lety +14

      @@enderdude7902 1st, 2nd, 3rd... It shall always be a plot twist

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs Před 3 lety +2

      no it isn't

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 Před 3 lety +4

      I’d say it’s accurate. You can’t call any of these Michael bay commercials ‘movies’.

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 Před 3 lety +367

    Bumblebee: I'ma need you to get all the way off my back

  • @jflynn1996
    @jflynn1996 Před 3 lety +1557

    "she's an attractive girl that know cars and wears tight clothes"
    "these are high school students, right?"

    • @ericb6508
      @ericb6508 Před 3 lety +298

      that's what I like about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age.

    • @michaelwilford3216
      @michaelwilford3216 Před 3 lety +323

      @@ericb6508 High school girls are tight!

    • @chupakabra1129
      @chupakabra1129 Před 3 lety +47

      @@michaelwilford3216 I don't know

    • @joshuahauser9050
      @joshuahauser9050 Před 3 lety +59

      @@ericb6508 Alright alright alright

    • @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas
      @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas Před 3 lety +313

      yes officer, this whole thread

  • @alismith3801
    @alismith3801 Před 3 lety +974

    "He's evil so he wants to do evil stuff" Shakespeare couldn't express character motivation this well🤣

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian Před 3 lety +5

      Well, that's basically Iago's motivation.

    • @SomeMrMindism
      @SomeMrMindism Před 3 lety +3

      @@tintinismybelgian Isn't Iago kinda in love with Othello so he tries to break him up?

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian Před 3 lety +1

      @@SomeMrMindism That's an interesting interpretation. Can you point me to some parts in the text that hint at that?

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Před rokem +2

      @@tintinismybelgianAnd Don John’s in Much Ado About Nothing. He says so himself

  • @notonlyhuman6073
    @notonlyhuman6073 Před 3 lety +673

    “Pow! Pow! Boom boom boom boom!”
    “What?”
    “Oh sorry. Pow! Pow! Boom boom boom BAM”
    “Ok yeah, that makes more sense!”

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 Před 3 lety +18

      Do you think it was difficult for Michael Bay to make the third act with all of those pows and booms and bams?

    • @beepusdoopus
      @beepusdoopus Před 3 lety +20

      @@artman2oo3 actually no, it was super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 Před 3 lety +7

      @@beepusdoopus Oh REALLY??

    • @beepusdoopus
      @beepusdoopus Před 3 lety +7

      @@artman2oo3 Yeah, all he did was... what he always does. Which pow! pow! boom! pop and pow!

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 Před 3 lety +9

      @@beepusdoopus Wow wow wow wow wow wow....
      WOW!

  • @RICHARDGRANNON
    @RICHARDGRANNON Před 3 lety +2257

    This is one of my favourite things on the whole of the internet. Please never stop 😆

  • @guilhermeteofilocachich4892
    @guilhermeteofilocachich4892 Před 3 lety +433

    "oh my testosterone levels are dangerously high" needs to be a new catch up phrase

    • @cuerex8580
      @cuerex8580 Před 3 lety +2

      I still don't understand how this relates to explosions

    • @philippeamon7271
      @philippeamon7271 Před 3 lety +18

      @@cuerex8580 Because boys like boom boom pow, and motorcycles, and explosions, and ninjas, and rockets, and explosions

    • @cuerex8580
      @cuerex8580 Před 3 lety +2

      @@philippeamon7271 so war like situations boost testosterone in male?

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 3 lety +2

      No

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 Před 3 lety +1

      I think you mean *ketchup phrase. You know, like those things we constantly say everyday relating to ketchup....

  • @nathaneberhart5022
    @nathaneberhart5022 Před 3 lety +505

    "So then they all just kinda watch as Sam gets with Mikaela on top of Bumblebee"
    "What?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @heedmywarning2792
      @heedmywarning2792 Před 3 lety +67

      And secretly, Bumblebee records the whole thing. Oh yeah.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Před 3 lety +35

      Obviously, they were doing anthropological research into the mating habits of their new allies./s

    • @muznick
      @muznick Před 3 lety +39

      @@heedmywarning2792 And posts it on RobotHUB.

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer Před 3 lety

      I'm still laughing at that.

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 Před 3 lety +2926

    I hope Ryan never gets tired of doing these, I hope he sees how much we enjoy them. We’ll stay until the last one.

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel Před 3 lety +43

      Nothing good lasts forever. Everything will wither and die.

    • @mcgarfunkel
      @mcgarfunkel Před 3 lety +48

      If Ryan leaves Screen Rant I think they will lose a bunch of subscribers

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel Před 3 lety +96

      @@mcgarfunkel I'm not even subscribed. These just get recommended to me because I watch all of them.

    • @wow7863
      @wow7863 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ErwinPommel Same

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel Před 3 lety +26

      @@wow7863 wow wow

  • @zeruapod2897
    @zeruapod2897 Před 3 lety +342

    "Oh she doesn't want to get into the space robot."
    "No, she doesn't. :D"
    Shinji: felt

    • @user-yk3ky1ut1y
      @user-yk3ky1ut1y Před 3 lety +8

      Just a reminder its not Shinji's fault

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 Před 2 lety +5

      @@user-yk3ky1ut1y _especially not_ in the hospital room with Asuka

  • @zikaj
    @zikaj Před 3 lety +140

    The ‘Megatron speaking English’ / ‘Internet in 1895’ bit was perfect. Fantastic writing and delivery, Ryan.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Před 3 lety +2213

    4:43 summarizes the entirety of all Michael Bay Transformers movies.

    • @SamuelGrguric
      @SamuelGrguric Před 3 lety +154

      Oh, my testosterone levels are dangerously high

    • @johnf.bastes2157
      @johnf.bastes2157 Před 3 lety +114

      @@SamuelGrguric Oh, dangerously high testosterone levels are TIGHT

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 Před 3 lety +80

      POW POW! BOOM BOOM BOOM *BAM* !
      Gotta get the context right

    • @imallin971
      @imallin971 Před 3 lety +34

      Bing Bing Bong. Trump meme in a pitch meeting? Yes please lol

    • @briannickerson292
      @briannickerson292 Před 3 lety +23

      I mean it basically sums up Michael Bays career.

  • @THEJOHNNYFLASH
    @THEJOHNNYFLASH Před 3 lety +4579

    I would say this is pretty accurate

  • @willmangrum3686
    @willmangrum3686 Před 3 lety +83

    "What about the internet."
    "What about it?"
    "Use it."
    "He did."
    Genius.

  • @NoMereRanger73
    @NoMereRanger73 Před 3 lety +101

    “Left Cheek! Left Cheek! Left Cheek!”
    - Soldier Dude, 2007

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Před 3 lety +1982

    50 years from now, when you’re looking back at your life, don’t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in my windowless van?

  • @StickyDrawz
    @StickyDrawz Před 3 lety +1643

    "so they all kinda watch while sam gets with mikayla on top of bumble bee"
    "what"

    • @someonewithaphone3108
      @someonewithaphone3108 Před 3 lety +164

      But we gotta ask ourselves the real question
      Was Bumblebee into that?

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Před 3 lety +103

      @@someonewithaphone3108 His rods just got hotter.

    • @mc4906
      @mc4906 Před 3 lety +85

      Autobots: "Well I definitely learned about this on this internet"

    • @chytstorm
      @chytstorm Před 3 lety +74

      Sexual carassment.

    • @ericb6508
      @ericb6508 Před 3 lety +13

      I mean... I would...

  • @phoenixrr7911
    @phoenixrr7911 Před 3 lety +51

    "Robot with bad eyesight is TIGHT!" killed me lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @Miss.information_Lover
    @Miss.information_Lover Před 3 lety +168

    I like how Ryan George is the only thing keeping Screen Rant alive every other Screen Rant video has like 10,000 views but every single pitch meeting house from 500000 to 2 million videos

    • @abboud6393
      @abboud6393 Před 3 lety +23

      I dont like it, they should be on Ryan's channel instead.

    • @erikt8603
      @erikt8603 Před 2 lety +22

      Most of SR's stuff is all click bate anyway. But THIS.....well THIS is pure brilliance

    • @-JaggedGrace-
      @-JaggedGrace- Před 2 lety +5

      @@abboud6393 I don't think Ryan wants them posting to his channel lol

  • @teppec
    @teppec Před 3 lety +622

    "The merch is on its way."
    Never a truer word was spoken.

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover Před 3 lety +3

      i still have alot of merch.. Some are pretty expensive now Some of my favorite transformer toys

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 3 lety

      Suit: The merch is on its way.
      Hasbro: 🤣😂😄 That's just... factually... just not happe- 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hoyofan533
      @hoyofan533 Před 3 lety

      LMAO

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 Před 3 lety +808

    "Robots with bad eyesight are TIGHT!"
    True. LMAO. They must be Bifocalcons.

  • @nathanstory7379
    @nathanstory7379 Před 3 lety +58

    For a second I wondered if they were talking about Transformers 2. These movies really run together.

    • @MrHandss
      @MrHandss Před 3 lety +7

      nono transformers 2 is the one where they have a decepticon that can disguise itself as a human girl and it kisses sam and also there's another transformer with wrecking ball testicles.

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer Před 3 lety +1

      Only way I can tell them apart is whether or not the chick is smoking hot, or just like regular hot, because they didn't have the same chick in the sequel, but they picked a girl who was almost as hot

    • @amihere383
      @amihere383 Před 3 lety +3

      @@MrHandss His name was Devastator, the one made up of 5 different transformers. There was another Devastator as well, the tank that Optimus rips apart in the first movie.

    • @germmanator
      @germmanator Před 2 lety

      @@amihere383 ah ya the tank one

    • @gabrielpetroni8347
      @gabrielpetroni8347 Před 2 lety +1

      Actually Transformers 2 has a "2" in the title, so they're completely different movies, just completely different.

  • @nathan.dunahoo
    @nathan.dunahoo Před 3 lety +102

    At this point I can hardly tell I'm watching a single person

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 Před 3 lety +7

      You're not. That's producer guy and writer guy. They work together a
      lot.

    • @Puma5
      @Puma5 Před 3 lety +1

      They are twins!

  • @titandg88
    @titandg88 Před 3 lety +555

    “The merch is on its way!” XD

    • @Imnotsexy1234
      @Imnotsexy1234 Před 3 lety +2

      hi i hope it is

    • @tangkhul_Tekken
      @tangkhul_Tekken Před 3 lety

      Wow wow wow... Wow.

    • @themexis
      @themexis Před 3 lety +3

      i'm definitely saying this during sexy time.

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 Před 3 lety +1

      Steve Jablonski's "Arrival to Earth" intensifies.
      Producers: "Teh merch is on its way!!"

  • @DarthRevan166
    @DarthRevan166 Před 3 lety +203

    I don’t even watch movies anymore, I just watch these.

  • @ChromeDestiny
    @ChromeDestiny Před 3 lety +40

    "So we're ripping off a big part of the plot of Maximum Overdive here!" "Ripping off old movies is tight!"

  • @papanogs1353
    @papanogs1353 Před 3 lety +189

    Please do a pitch meeting for “National Treasure”!

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 Před 3 lety +1

      Aw hell no

    • @tombradydid9114
      @tombradydid9114 Před 3 lety +9

      @@maximummatt73 hell no? That should be a fun one

    • @poguesguinness
      @poguesguinness Před 3 lety +12

      A pitch meeting for National Treasure would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 3 lety +2

      Do Greenland ! Or Honest Thief. Or The Lighthouse 🎬 ....

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy Před 3 lety +2

      omg I love those movies

  • @CharlesOffdensen
    @CharlesOffdensen Před 3 lety +440

    "Yeah, they picked up from the internet."
    "I guess that makes sense."
    "Maybe"
    LOL.

  • @rahuln5676
    @rahuln5676 Před 3 lety +224

    "Sam gets with Mikaela on top of Bumlebee."
    *W H A T*

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 Před 3 lety +39

      And the autobots watch

    • @TheHylden
      @TheHylden Před 3 lety +11

      @@benglaser1345 yeah, that was the "What?!" part, lol

    • @sindri1447
      @sindri1447 Před 3 lety +12

      Nothing wrong with Sam hooking up with Mikaela. They were looking to bang almost the entire movie. The weird bit is that it happens in the open with a live autobot audience.

    • @greghenrikson952
      @greghenrikson952 Před 3 lety

      The director has a collection of videos showing Hollywood stars washing his cars seductively.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj Před 3 lety +3

      @@sindri1447 why weird ? do you think robots that TRANSFORMS have problem with genitalia ? or sex ? they problably find it hilariously primitive..

  • @4plus20isHappy
    @4plus20isHappy Před 3 lety +17

    "Making a pitch meeting for Michael Bay movies is super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @zruiz7
    @zruiz7 Před 3 lety +30

    First action when clicking on Ryan’s pitch meetings... hit that “like” button. You already know it’s going to be prime.

    • @jojospeechy4761
      @jojospeechy4761 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too! Auto Like for anything Ryan George!!!!

    • @dezperado9365
      @dezperado9365 Před 2 lety +2

      haha... "prime"...
      I see what you did there...

    • @SenraethX
      @SenraethX Před rokem

      You could almost say that comment was.. optimal

  • @PeteMitchell_Maverick
    @PeteMitchell_Maverick Před 3 lety +284

    “I’m pretty sure people had internet, in 1895.”
    I love pitch meetings!

    • @prpredatorz310
      @prpredatorz310 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, pretty sure Windows 95 had the internet, so that makes sense.

    • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
      @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 Před 3 lety +2

      I dunno maybe he learned from the radio slowly instant of instantly with the internet; he was on earth for an unknown period of time so it's possible.

    • @PeteMitchell_Maverick
      @PeteMitchell_Maverick Před 3 lety

      @@prpredatorz310 haha.

    • @kishenkoolskills90
      @kishenkoolskills90 Před 3 lety +2

      The Internet wasn't available until 1999, it was available for the military and US Colleges before 1999

    • @ChampionElCid
      @ChampionElCid Před 3 lety +1

      I mean they had telegraphs back then....

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor Před 3 lety +204

    "So this is a story, kind of." That summarizes every Transformers movie.

    • @Zdub212
      @Zdub212 Před 3 lety +4

      Wowowow...wow.

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 Před 3 lety

      Every Michael Bay movie really

    • @DannyBellTheAuthor
      @DannyBellTheAuthor Před 3 lety

      @@memyself898 all except Six Underground, which was a backdoor critique of the entire Super Hero genre. But I think that had more to do with Ryan Reynolds than Michael Bay.

    • @themaster55863
      @themaster55863 Před 2 lety

      Wrong

  • @macko4042
    @macko4042 Před 3 lety +25

    Watching how Ryan does this Channel and his personal channel at the same time and it is BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE in his life makes me happy to be a fan

  • @15thobserver
    @15thobserver Před 3 lety +48

    I didn't realize the speech about having the guts to get in the car was an 'unnatural' thing to say in that situation. My friends always goaded each other on with "You don't wanna look back x-years from now and say you didn't have the balls to do it". Must be a regional thing.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 Před 3 lety +5

      Or your friends are a bunch of douches.

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 Před 3 lety +7

      Seemed normal to me too. Maybe Producer Guy is a freakin weirdo.

    • @Andraika90
      @Andraika90 Před 2 lety

      Haha exactly what I thought, I would use the same argument all the time 😅

  • @derikguimaraes
    @derikguimaraes Před 3 lety +292

    "They will talk about their likes and values"
    *one second later*
    "one of them likes baseball and beer"

    • @zryhmer
      @zryhmer Před 3 lety +4

      Good, cause that’s all the backstory you’re gonna get.

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight Před 3 lety +4

      What's the "one second later" for? You literally quoted a line from the video we all just watched. The dude said they talk about something, then continues detailing what that something includes. There's nothing special about it. That's like adding "pauses to take a breath", or "pauses for a comma". It's redundant.

  • @svilenvasilev3819
    @svilenvasilev3819 Před 3 lety +199

    “I bet she eats at Burger King.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni Před 3 lety +5

      "Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?"
      "Only skeevy stoners fart."

  • @KindredBrujah
    @KindredBrujah Před 3 lety +12

    3:28 "The whole plate"
    Thanks, Lindsay Ellis!

  • @myellatorres2110
    @myellatorres2110 Před 3 lety +10

    “goes boom boom boom!”
    “very rude”
    😂😂

  • @EverettBurger
    @EverettBurger Před 3 lety +524

    Transformers, brought to you by General Motors product placement.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Před 3 lety +11

      With all the product discussion in the pitch for this advertisement, I am surprised they didn’t even mention the biggest one.

    • @xteb65
      @xteb65 Před 3 lety +5

      And it worked, probably one of the most effective product placements in history.

    • @vctrsigma
      @vctrsigma Před 3 lety +2

      They had other kinds of vehicle… optimus wasn’t a GM

    • @WinningProduction420
      @WinningProduction420 Před 3 lety +3

      @@xteb65you're right bumblebee made so many people want to buy the Chevy Camaro

    • @akextremerickert
      @akextremerickert Před 3 lety +3

      Brought to you by the gm Camaro remake! And cool gm trucks!

  • @KuraiSensei
    @KuraiSensei Před 3 lety +121

    "What about the internet"
    "What about it?"
    "Use it"
    "He did"
    "oh never mind"

    • @psion01
      @psion01 Před 3 lety

      He just Abbott-and-Costello'd the internet.

  • @VenezuelaNow
    @VenezuelaNow Před 2 lety +5

    I just stumbled upon your channel 4 or 5 days ago, my god this is a true gem... I really love your signature "it's barely an inconvenience" line

  • @StacksOnBricks
    @StacksOnBricks Před 2 lety +4

    The head nod/tilts for emphasis get me every time!! Very funny! I’m hooked in these!!

  • @chukswrites5919
    @chukswrites5919 Před 3 lety +188

    "Pow pow boom boom boom bam!"
    "Okay, that makes more sense"

    • @MovieKlu
      @MovieKlu Před 3 lety +7

      I like the very presidential "bing bing bong". 🤣

    • @michaelgallagher3640
      @michaelgallagher3640 Před 3 lety +2

      The "Bam" was the topper.

    • @Mprator
      @Mprator Před 3 lety +1

      Damnit, I was gonna quote that to get a bunch of upvotes.

  • @willcline9735
    @willcline9735 Před 3 lety +170

    One critique: They didn't move the All Spark to the Hoover Dam. They built the dam around it to hide it and didn't move it at all. They only brought Megatron there (he crashed in the Arctic while going to Earth to retrieve the cube). So the coordinates on the glasses were still for the All Spark's crash site (where the Hoover Dam was built)

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 Před 3 lety +27

      I remembered the whole movie being the discepency.

    • @bertb5992
      @bertb5992 Před 3 lety +24

      @Former Auror I think they were trying to be nice? Plus suspension of disbelief. I dont think giant robot aliens are real either...

    • @EduardoMartinez-gz4pk
      @EduardoMartinez-gz4pk Před 3 lety +18

      @Former Auror so rude, chill

    • @randymarsh9556
      @randymarsh9556 Před 3 lety +2

      @@EduardoMartinez-gz4pk being rude is tight!!

    • @Disturbingly_Dope
      @Disturbingly_Dope Před 3 lety

      @@Kugrox nice 🤔

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 Před 3 lety +5

    The way you say “Pepto Bismol” stimulates the satisfaction center of my brain.

  • @liversuccess1420
    @liversuccess1420 Před 2 lety +9

    You know you're addicted to this series when you hear the Producer remark that something sounds like it's going to be difficult, and you know what's coming next!

    • @dezperado9365
      @dezperado9365 Před 2 lety +2

      no... you know yer addicted when you can tell a few sentences before that they are leading up to a topic where he can say "that sounds like it's gonna be difficult"...

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Před 2 lety +2

      “It’s gonna be extremely simple, only remotely a nuisance!”

  • @Shuizid
    @Shuizid Před 3 lety +190

    My favourite description of Transformers is from Honest Trailers: "90 minutes of moving pictures and loud noises that because it was filmed on a camera technically qualifies as a movie"

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Před rokem +6

      And yet the sequels all managed to be far less coherent.

  • @bigtb1717
    @bigtb1717 Před 3 lety +68

    "So, you have a Transformers sequel for me?"
    "Yes sir, I do."
    Later: - "So the All-Spark killed Megatron in the last movie, but it's also the one thing that can bring him back to life in this movie? That doesn't make any sense."
    "Sir, I'm going to need you to get aaaaalll the way off my back about anything making sense in these movies."
    "Okay, let me get off that thing."

  • @esrAsnataS
    @esrAsnataS Před 2 lety +2

    These are brilliant, I'm working my way through them in no particular order.

  • @zacharylowe8083
    @zacharylowe8083 Před 3 lety +6

    3:59 actually they WERE heading to the Arctic, but Bumblebee passed them in the other direction and they turned around. Great pitch meeting as always though!

  • @tkxs
    @tkxs Před 3 lety +127

    "nice"
    "nice"
    "nice"
    "nice"
    I just love this franchise.

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 Před 3 lety +67

    Ryan deserves his own movie and he should play the entire cast

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 Před 3 lety +2

      He already does. As for your other comment he says that his bloopers is just him making a blank face.

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 Před 3 lety +2

      The romantic scenes will be tight!

    • @ck5071
      @ck5071 Před 3 lety +2

      We’d finally get to see him do a back flip and break a guy’s neck!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 3 lety +1

      The United States of Tara... and now The Cinematic Universe of Ryan

  • @Dudemon-1
    @Dudemon-1 Před 3 lety +1

    Ryan, you do such a great job acting in these, it's easy to overlook!

  • @vanillahobbes
    @vanillahobbes Před 3 lety +8

    My husband and I love watching these... can you make an Alien: Resurrection episode?

  • @s.asadeghi9612
    @s.asadeghi9612 Před 3 lety +44

    -"NICE"
    -"NiCe"
    -"NIcE"
    -"nice"
    -"NiCe"
    I have to agree with that. it was "NicE"

  • @whitwaltman5137
    @whitwaltman5137 Před 3 lety +113

    "No, yeah, no, that's what we call movies around here."
    "Oh, OK, then yeah, I got a 'movie' for ya."

  • @dee-will
    @dee-will Před 2 lety

    This is amazing bro. Please don't ever stop

  • @thewalrus3033
    @thewalrus3033 Před 3 lety +28

    "There's no way to check"
    "The internet"
    "What about it?"
    "Use it"
    "He did"

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 Před 3 lety +302

    "How do all these alien robots speak English?"
    "I need you to get aaall the way off of my back about that"
    "Sure, let me get off of that thing"

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 Před 3 lety +5

      Just the fact that they speak an Earthly language is strange in and off itself. Image if they discovered the Transformers and they spoke Flammish xD

    • @kiebahow442
      @kiebahow442 Před 3 lety +9

      They used a product placement to explain how they speak English. Sponsorship is tight!

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PikaLink91 As a Flemish myself, that'd be hilarious
      To the other parts of the world, even the Netherlands sometimes, it'd be incomprehensible

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kiebahow442 Getting money for showing a probuct is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @kiebahow442
      @kiebahow442 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jotheunissen9274 money is tight!

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 Před 3 lety +60

    True. That was not a movie, it was a feature length commercial. it is beyond me they made five more of these.

    • @Lance37a
      @Lance37a Před 3 lety +4

      People kept going to see them for some reason.

    • @EverettBurger
      @EverettBurger Před 3 lety +6

      Calvin's dad (Calvin and Hobbes) made a similar remark about Saturday morning cartoons back in the 80s.
      Man that comic strip was ahead of it's time.

    • @andrewkeller1117
      @andrewkeller1117 Před 3 lety +9

      Bumblebee was actually kind of decent. It was the only one not directed by michael baysplosion.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 Před 3 lety +2

      @@andrewkeller1117 Yeah, but the best part of Bumblebee was the first like 4 minutes, when it's all on Cybertron. I nearly cried when Soundwave and Shockwave popped up, looking and sounding exactly like they do in G1

    • @andrewkeller1117
      @andrewkeller1117 Před 3 lety +2

      @Jake Smith ah interesting, I didn't know that. They should just reboot all the other films in the franchise and get him to direct.

  • @mynameisjoedahand3008
    @mynameisjoedahand3008 Před 2 lety +4

    0:55
    "Oh, robots love data!"
    "They sure do sir!"

  • @hexcodeff6624
    @hexcodeff6624 Před 3 lety +3

    More Transformers pitch meetings, those are a gold mine.

  • @JayColucci1
    @JayColucci1 Před 3 lety +77

    "He's evil and he wants to do stuff that's evil" - Logic! That's funny.

  • @someexistance9841
    @someexistance9841 Před 3 lety

    I seen one of your fellow transformers around here awhile back. It was nice to see him.

  • @smithwriter69
    @smithwriter69 Před 3 lety

    I can see this entire conversation being the exact, word-for-word real-life pitch meeting for the movie!
    Ryan, you're just geting better and better at this!

  • @typhoonzebra
    @typhoonzebra Před 3 lety +177

    Fun joke about Megatron learning English but it does make perfect sense. He's been listening to tiny creatures babbling in it for decades. That's also why his first words would be "I am Megatron!" since, for the last few decades, the insects have been calling him "NBE1" and he's long since sick of it.

    • @dustinchilds2378
      @dustinchilds2378 Před 3 lety +48

      That makes way too much sense to have been planned and done intentionally

    • @harrymillar4193
      @harrymillar4193 Před 3 lety +7

      That... does actually make perfect sense. I’ve literally never thought about it like that XD

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby Před 3 lety +18

      Every morning I wake up and yell my own name then I trash my bedroom and punch my wife in the face.

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra Před 3 lety +4

      @@azombie8mybaby Sounds fun

    • @belatkuro
      @belatkuro Před 3 lety +6

      That's too smart for Michael Bay to be true.

  • @nyam3y3
    @nyam3y3 Před 3 lety +251

    "Oooooo, nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    That's just nice, that is.

  • @kamikazelemming1552
    @kamikazelemming1552 Před 3 lety +13

    The opening to this film, when Blackout attacks the base, is still one of the most, if not *THE* most iconic moment in the films.

    • @mackcummy4976
      @mackcummy4976 Před 3 lety

      The Skorpiok scene

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 Před 3 lety

      How convenient, just watch that scene then turn off

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly Před 3 lety

      @@maximummatt73 For me, it's Megan Fix working on the car.

    • @willowphil582
      @willowphil582 Před 3 lety

      The most iconic moment is Bumblebee pissing on Oscar nominee John Turturro.

  • @CptDropBear
    @CptDropBear Před 2 lety

    this is all ive been watching during lockdown! these are so good

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 Před 3 lety +61

    Screenwriter guy just summed up the entire Bayverse:
    "Goes boom boom boom"

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 Před 3 lety +6

      No, it's, "boom boom bam!" Get it right!

    • @william_long1065
      @william_long1065 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jamielondon6436 lol I wrote the comment before I heard him say that

  • @Michaelpatrickwarren
    @Michaelpatrickwarren Před 3 lety +2

    Love your work!!! Would love to see you do a video on the Patrick Swayze classic, Roadhouse!!

  • @kronic0961
    @kronic0961 Před 9 měsíci

    Exceptional, loving your work. Both of you.

  • @MultiWicht
    @MultiWicht Před 3 lety +46

    „Because he’s evil.“ that one hasn’t been used in a while.

  • @avonmus6441
    @avonmus6441 Před 3 lety +193

    "what about the internet"
    "what about it?"
    "use it"
    "he did"
    "nevermind"

  • @CptCrash21
    @CptCrash21 Před 3 lety +4

    Unbelievably, I've been using "Wow wow wow wow......wow" in my daily life now.
    See a cool story in the news, see a pretty lady, snag a good deal while shopping, take a bite of something delicious....... "Wow wow wow wow.......wow"
    I don't know what's happened to me.

    • @jojospeechy4761
      @jojospeechy4761 Před 3 lety

      And now I'm saying "whoops" all the time with no "whoopsie" partner 😢. Does anyone want to be my whoopsie partner????

  • @F1pidis
    @F1pidis Před 3 lety

    One of your VERY best pitch meetings !!

  • @arpanacharya4495
    @arpanacharya4495 Před 3 lety +59

    Feature length commercial with kind of a storyline. That was cracking 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZeroSensed
    @ZeroSensed Před 3 lety +67

    You should do a Kingsmen: The Secret Service pitch meeting

  • @bastionwolfhart634
    @bastionwolfhart634 Před 3 lety +1

    I am on the edge of my seat waiting for your pitch to every sequel. This is going to be horrifying beautiful. 🤣

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460

    When I saw the title, I thought "This has to be an old one I haven't seen in a while." So naturally, I was ready to watch it again. Nice that it's new!
    Full length commercials are TIGHT! 🤣😂🤣

  • @famoussmarr5836
    @famoussmarr5836 Před 3 lety +190

    “The auto bots watch Sam get with Makayla on top of bumblebee”
    Everyone: “What?”

    • @whitewolfsix7109
      @whitewolfsix7109 Před 3 lety +26

      I never really considered just how weird that scene is. I think the movie had me jaded at that point... that's like watching two cats screw on your buddies leg.

    • @HridithSudev
      @HridithSudev Před 3 lety +12

      @@whitewolfsix7109 lol that's probably exactly what it seemed like to the autobots- Two cats screwing on their buddy's leg

    • @thunderrobots1980s
      @thunderrobots1980s Před 3 lety +4

      @@whitewolfsix7109 actually that would be considered a threesome

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 3 lety +6

      It's more like when some animals do something weird and you have no idea what they are doing. It's not lewd to someone who doesn't know what sex is.

    • @ArianaCapraro
      @ArianaCapraro Před 3 lety +2

      Bumblebee does not like this
      Bumblebee would like a car wash now
      Bumblebee wants to go home now please 😖😖😖

  • @heydhd7091
    @heydhd7091 Před 3 lety +7

    I searched for a Transformers Screen Rant when I first found your channel because of course you must've done Transformers; it's awful. But I never found it. Can't believe you've been sitting on this one for so long/can't believe it's really here.

  • @420dizkhalifa
    @420dizkhalifa Před 3 lety

    A crazy coincidence you made this, I just searched for “Transformers pitch meeting” yesterday and you only had the ‘The Last Knight’, but not this one. Then the next day you released this. Crazy.

  • @josephjoestar324
    @josephjoestar324 Před 3 lety +51

    Transformers prime was literally the best Transformers series

  • @priyanshuchauhan5218
    @priyanshuchauhan5218 Před 3 lety +25

    Petition to like only Pitch Meeting videos until Screenrant decides to make Ryan their CEO

  • @austinwalker1069
    @austinwalker1069 Před 2 lety +2

    5:59
    Ryan: Not the dislike! That's a bad button!
    CZcams: It sure is!

  • @geonerd
    @geonerd Před 3 lety

    You nailed it in the first 15 seconds!

  • @truth9547
    @truth9547 Před 3 lety +32

    -Pow pow boom boom boom boom
    -What?
    -I'm sorry, "Pow pow boom boom boom BAM" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 Před 3 lety +73

    Gota give the guy credit. When he was asked why his movies are always half naked teenagers and explosions he responded "I make movies for teenage boys, so what"

  • @MidlifeSynthesist
    @MidlifeSynthesist Před 3 lety

    Subscribing to this was super easy, barely an inconvenience ✌🏻amazing stuff!