Transformers: Dark of the Moon Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Transformers: Dark of the Moon!
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    Michael Bay’s first Transformers movie was a huge success and moneymaker and shot both Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox to superstardom. Naturally a sequel was rushed into production-- which led to it being pretty terribly-received by fans and critics alike. So there was a lot of pressure to make the third movie in the franchise better. Um… Anyway...
    Transformers: Dark of the Moon definitely raises some questions. Like why did everyone forget about Sam Witwicky’s fame? Why were the Decepticons shooting at Sentinel if he was working with them? How does Sam keep landing these incredible girlfriends? Why didn’t the bad guys kill Sam when they had the chance? Why is Chicago being destroyed? Why did the Autobots allow thousands of people to be killed just to prove a point? Is Optimus Prime a psychopath?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Transformers: Dark of the Moon! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  Před 2 lety +559

    Which movie do you want Ryan to do a Pitch Meeting of next? Let us know!

  • @JeyDB
    @JeyDB Před 2 lety +5477

    "They're called the DECEPTICONS" - Totally trustworthy group of aliens

    • @Nuracus
      @Nuracus Před 2 lety +144

      The movie Bumblebee finally got it right xD

    • @JeyDB
      @JeyDB Před 2 lety +115

      @@Nuracus The beginning of Bumblebee was the best Transformers representation EVER in live action movies.

    • @Nuracus
      @Nuracus Před 2 lety +21

      @@JeyDB totally decent movie.

    • @MeowtronStar
      @MeowtronStar Před 2 lety +169

      I never understood why any group would deliberately call themselves "Decepticons". It's like a political party calling themselves "The Backstabbens".

    • @mikemorro140
      @mikemorro140 Před 2 lety +27

      @@MeowtronStar
      I mean they're evil so I guess they just don't care

  • @magsetienne6680
    @magsetienne6680 Před 2 lety +3408

    “You can’t kill me Optimus, you’d be nothing without me”
    Optimus: “So I killed him, super easy barely an inconvenience”

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 Před 2 lety +168

      He did a back flip over Megatron and snapped his neck with his bare hands.

    • @s.m2895
      @s.m2895 Před 2 lety +80

      @@russellharrell2747 and saved the day

    • @boiboi7717
      @boiboi7717 Před 2 lety +17

      Oh, really?

    • @AliAhmad-zs4tw
      @AliAhmad-zs4tw Před 2 lety +16

      More like :
      And I took it personally!

    • @martianastronaut4917
      @martianastronaut4917 Před 2 lety +43

      Batman could learn a thing or two from Optimus honestly

  • @coloredform9235
    @coloredform9235 Před 2 lety +2602

    "And then.........an explosion."
    Ryan writes better twists than most movie writers

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 2 lety +33

      pow pow pow...pow

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Před 2 lety +23

      It's the rifling through pages of pow pow pew pew etc first that made me chuckle.

    • @foy5051
      @foy5051 Před 2 lety +7

      Pew pew pew

    • @MeowMeow-ul4su
      @MeowMeow-ul4su Před 2 lety +4

      How skilled you are doesn't affect how rich your parents were at birth. Thus the horrible movies, news, public figures......you get the point.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade Před 2 lety

      That wasnt really a twist though.

  • @AbhijeetMishra
    @AbhijeetMishra Před 2 lety +855

    "Why not just hire Sam directly? Hasn't he been looking for employment?"
    Not sure why but that line made me laugh the most.

    • @XaadeTheBlade
      @XaadeTheBlade Před 2 lety +24

      "We're going to pay in you in exposure".
      Probably why...

    • @lucbloom
      @lucbloom Před 2 lety +14

      Why? Because it's a huge plot hole of the super basic kind. Forget "Why didn't the alien technology do this or that"... basic human logic is abandoned to get to the movie's action scenes and sexy requirements with the least amount of effort.

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 Před 2 lety +6

      Because he had to seem like he was muscling in on his relationship with her. She had to be a prize, you know.

    • @chinwenduizenwata6763
      @chinwenduizenwata6763 Před 2 lety

      @@lucbloom preach, my friend.

    • @Daosguard
      @Daosguard Před 2 lety +2

      Obvious plot holes are TIGHT.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 2 lety +4187

    "Inconsistency is the key to success."
    That's pure Michael Bay logic there.

    • @Lokhir100
      @Lokhir100 Před 2 lety +80

      Unfortunately, it's working for him. Not matter how bad his movies are they always seem to make money.

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist Před 2 lety +49

      @@Lokhir100 it’s because they’re fun

    • @heyokaikaggen6288
      @heyokaikaggen6288 Před 2 lety +113

      @@Lokhir100 His films are incredibly consistent; there's no logic but there will be explosions.

    • @thegreatxcelerator4224
      @thegreatxcelerator4224 Před 2 lety +22

      Or, shorter: Chaos is a ladder.

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose Před 2 lety +14

      Since inconsistency is the key to success I will be super successful next week, right? Right??

  • @RickTroutner
    @RickTroutner Před 2 lety +1456

    The most realistic thing about this movie is everyone forgetting who Sam was or what he did

    • @jissanhuq3792
      @jissanhuq3792 Před 2 lety +66

      "Like the movie!"

    • @ericawillis.
      @ericawillis. Před 2 lety +10

      Best comment!

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin Před 2 lety +68

      I mean, I forgot about the plot of the first and didn't even know this many sequels existed. So I guess forgetting the protagonist is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM Před 2 lety +58

      True, he is basically a military veteran and that's how the world treats them.

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket Před 2 lety +23

      That and the only way that walking turd would have a hot girlfriend is if she's spying on him.

  • @Aditya-qm1rf
    @Aditya-qm1rf Před 2 lety +478

    Megatron : You'd be nothing without me optimus.
    Optimus : Did a backflip snipped his neck and saved the day.

  • @bandaezekiel
    @bandaezekiel Před 2 lety +290

    "Then BOOM!!!! POW! POW! POW!"
    That is actually the legit movie script and not a joke by Ryan.

  • @FamousLinez
    @FamousLinez Před 2 lety +1354

    Producer Guy: "Hey so Optimus is kind of a psychopath huh?"
    Ryan: "Yeah a little bit for sure, so that`s about it..."

    • @bgvo4373
      @bgvo4373 Před 2 lety +125

      I was always thrown off by that scene. I know Megatron’s a villain, but he just saved Optimus.

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist Před 2 lety +9

      I’m the 69nth one to like this comment!

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 Před 2 lety +47

      "he just saved Optimus"
      That's the basic logic behind Arkham and every Batman villain's constant reappearance to hurt more people.

    • @dillpickle7376
      @dillpickle7376 Před 2 lety +8

      That was the best part lol

    • @Jake-cm9jj
      @Jake-cm9jj Před 2 lety +37

      The five minutes around this scene is literally the only decent part of this entire movie. Pretty much the only decent part of all the movies is the 5 minutes where Optimus decides to stop holding back and cuts the bad guys to shreds.

  • @retloclive9118
    @retloclive9118 Před 2 lety +1035

    "So this Carly chick, is she her own unique character?"
    "Nah, that would take a rewrite. We're just going to give her a car related job, because that would have been the next step for Mikaela's career path had she still been part of the movie."

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi Před 2 lety +72

      I'm going to be honest here. I didn't even make that connection. I tend to turn my brain off when I watch Transformers.
      Edit: Not just Transformers, but any Michael Bay movie now that I think about it.

    • @jackobrien47
      @jackobrien47 Před 2 lety +56

      Im amazed you remember these characters names..... and that they even have names in the first place

    • @ashishhembrom3905
      @ashishhembrom3905 Před 2 lety

      I don't understand

    • @davisphillips993
      @davisphillips993 Před 2 lety +39

      You clearly put more thought into the character’s arc than the writers did

    • @Cinetiste
      @Cinetiste Před 2 lety +4

      It was incoherent in the story perspective... if there was.

  • @garysmith3037
    @garysmith3037 Před 2 lety +699

    Look, Optimus was just having a bad day, and frankly, he was kinda tired of the Decepticon's crap at that point.

    • @Amazayne
      @Amazayne Před 2 lety +61

      He had a headache

    • @Rudoku1
      @Rudoku1 Před 2 lety +59

      Megatron didn't give him his face in Transformers 2. He remembered that.

    • @Jutrzen
      @Jutrzen Před 2 lety +99

      He's had it with these motherfucking decepticons on this motherfucking earth.

    • @azelynhirano7737
      @azelynhirano7737 Před 2 lety +22

      And Sentinel did kill his second in command Ironhide

    • @cringycook9597
      @cringycook9597 Před rokem +3

      Optimus rage 🤖

  • @cancerino666
    @cancerino666 Před 2 lety +509

    Actually, I'd say if he is famous for saving the world multiple times, having a girlfriend supermodel is not completely farfetched. But then not finding work becomes very farfetched.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam Před 2 lety +16

      Not that far fetched. Look at some vets who have trouble finding jobs.

    • @cancerino666
      @cancerino666 Před 2 lety +79

      @@aesinam It's very different being a vet from being a famous person. He would be getting brand ad deals at the very least.

    • @cancerino666
      @cancerino666 Před 2 lety +45

      @@aesinam Also, I don't understand how you equate being in the military with "saving the world", whatever saving the world is anyway.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam Před 2 lety +10

      @@cancerino666 I'm thinking that he basically fought in a war. Also I don't know if you know this but the novelty of celebrity wears off very quickly once time passes so even if he got famous and got ad deals, they won't last forever. They will come until someone else does something else newsworthy and takes over. That is how the world works these days and I'm sure you know this.

    • @dex4463
      @dex4463 Před 2 lety +54

      ​ @Esinam Adzo If a guy helps alien robots SAVE THE WORLD I'm pretty sure he would be written about in history books. Not merely forgotten about during the next news cycle.

  • @IROC400
    @IROC400 Před 2 lety +562

    So there's basically two factions: the bad guys and the comic relief?

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 2 lety +34

      No, there is also the third faction of emotionless psychopaths who are literally accepting thousands of deaths to feed into their savior-complex, while mercylessly killing their opponents when they are on the ground - also known as "the heroes".

    • @ttd0000
      @ttd0000 Před 2 lety +13

      I think the bad guys are also comic relief.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Shuizid let's not forget the "give me your face" moment from the end of the second movie lol

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 2 lety

      -Civil- Comic War.
      Who will be the last one standing?

    • @meleemastermaa1449
      @meleemastermaa1449 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Shuizid
      They put twitter users on the movie?

  • @vitmorsteinfeld4459
    @vitmorsteinfeld4459 Před 2 lety +1284

    Can't wait to see him talking about Anthony Hopkins being in Transformers: The Last Knight

    • @thelegend8153
      @thelegend8153 Před 2 lety +64

      He did one for the last knight again

    • @ando1123
      @ando1123 Před 2 lety +21

      There’s one already

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy Před 2 lety +32

      He already did TLK, he’s been doing Pitch Meetings for 1-4 and maybe he’ll do one for Bumblebee. I would like to see him do a Pitch Meeting for the original Transformers animated film from the 80s.

    • @ThirdEye3pic
      @ThirdEye3pic Před 2 lety +12

      @@carter_lovejoy 'And then we're gonna KILL Optimus'
      'Wow wow wow wow. Killing Optimus is TIGHT!'

    • @xdadbydaygamerbynightx
      @xdadbydaygamerbynightx Před 2 lety +2

      Been there done that...

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Před 2 lety +484

    "I like money." - reason to continue on Michael Bay's Transformers franchise

    • @jimbomacgee3499
      @jimbomacgee3499 Před 2 lety +2

      To be fair that’s every movie producer’s goal 🤣

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 Před 2 lety

      Well, they do make a lot of money...

    • @jonathand.4088
      @jonathand.4088 Před 2 lety

      @@johnedwardkerr7814 The Last Knight lost 100 million dollars

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari Před 2 lety

      @@jonathand.4088, that's because they deviated from their established course of being the film version of cheetos and decided to not have anything fun or exciting or even visually interesting happen for about three hours, and then the brief fight scene that does happen doesn't really have a lot of appeal because the slight conflict it introduces is resolved instantly.

  • @herrosigns8353
    @herrosigns8353 Před 2 lety +466

    I mean, after being repeatedly betrayed by the humans you’re trying to protect, wouldn’t you turn full psychopath eventually?

    • @FirestoneX
      @FirestoneX Před 2 lety +24

      I know I have

    • @henrikingholt9245
      @henrikingholt9245 Před 2 lety +43

      Good point. The humans have pretty much been against the autobots from the 2nd movie onwards :P

    • @lightchaser1099
      @lightchaser1099 Před 2 lety +32

      yeah, but if you watch all the transformer, optimus always kill his enemy in the most brutal way as possible.

    • @henrikingholt9245
      @henrikingholt9245 Před 2 lety +29

      @@lightchaser1099 He REALLY likes destroying faces…..

    • @grif419
      @grif419 Před 2 lety +21

      @@lightchaser1099 So? Every person he kills either tried to kill him, his friends and allies, or tried to cause the genocide of all humanity.

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Před 2 lety +470

    "Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist though?"
    A question that many writers/producers should answer before making their movies.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 Před 2 lety +22

      I feel like they largely found the answer and it's: Nope, not at all.

    • @playaaaLV
      @playaaaLV Před 2 lety +6

      Why would they given the audience is still going to buy this thing anyway?

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah but they want the surprise plot twist. So shoehorn in a handbrake turn. Screw making logical character sense it's shocking!

    • @dantereinhardt6911
      @dantereinhardt6911 Před 2 lety +2

      The answer to that is always: "Whatever makes the most money."

    • @chilboswaggins5500
      @chilboswaggins5500 Před rokem

      They're not making movies for YOU. They're making movies to bring in the average, nose picking, booger flicking, mouth breathing high school dropout to watch while slamming fistfuls of popcorn against their faces. It's fine that >55% of the kernels wind up on the floor as long as they pay for the ticket.

  • @zenergetic_8299
    @zenergetic_8299 Před 2 lety +667

    “Sounds like a Transformers movie.” “IT IS!”

  • @Madlander
    @Madlander Před 2 lety +151

    I laughed so hard at the "hey so Optimus is kind of a psychopath huh?" "yeah a little". Bravo sir. I don't know why that was so funny.

  • @josebetacourt5108
    @josebetacourt5108 Před 2 lety +167

    This is the most logical Executive Guy in any Pitch Meeting

    • @LasseLundster
      @LasseLundster Před 2 lety +5

      The twilight one too

    • @kalash_nikov
      @kalash_nikov Před 2 lety +2

      There's a lot of episodes with Producer Guy being logical. There are even ones with him questioning morality of what they are doing (most recent being Pitching Meeting for Old).

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson Před 2 lety +2

      Nah, he used to ask a lot more pointed questions in 2017-2018, and without the cartoon voice. All this money has made him a pushover. He didn't even have to get all the way off that thing in this one

    • @aivreescend7945
      @aivreescend7945 Před 2 lety

      @@AllenKnutson because money

  • @Carloszavalalol
    @Carloszavalalol Před 2 lety +425

    I just gotta be whiny, screamy, and sweaty to get supermodel girlfriends. It should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @kilotun8316
      @kilotun8316 Před 2 lety +39

      Ya gotta be pale, white, unemployed and broke too!

    • @CaptainMisery86
      @CaptainMisery86 Před 2 lety +13

      worked for trump

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 2 lety +10

      @@CaptainMisery86 shacking up with illegals is tight

    • @jakubgodyn7413
      @jakubgodyn7413 Před 2 lety +8

      Man, I tried this. No success so far.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Před 2 lety +1

      @@CaptainMisery86 Couldn't have been the money...

  • @keinennewsone
    @keinennewsone Před 2 lety +676

    When you're a world hero and saved it from destruction multiple times and still have to go job hunting and gets denied 😂😂😂

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 Před 2 lety +31

      Really shitty economy?

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 Před 2 lety +105

      Sorry but we are looking for people with AT LEAST 20 years world saving experience. We will keep your resume on file though.

    • @dougstevenson1503
      @dougstevenson1503 Před 2 lety +35

      Sure, you saved the world multiple times, but what have you done for me lately?

    • @Acemancello
      @Acemancello Před 2 lety +18

      In retrospect, maybe listing saving the world multiple times as an accomplishment comes off as a little cocky

    • @dougstevenson1503
      @dougstevenson1503 Před 2 lety +23

      @@Acemancello Probably shouldn't have included that "You're welcome" after it.

  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 Před 2 lety +127

    “They’re called the DECEPTICONS”
    Ryan George/John Cena

  • @eddiespeaks
    @eddiespeaks Před 2 lety +81

    You missed the 'Carly manipulating Megatron' bit, that'd have been hilarious to explain in the pitch meeting

    • @vincenzomarino9206
      @vincenzomarino9206 Před rokem +9

      So she uses the easiest reverse psychology tactic and Megatron falls for it?
      I mean, he did get half of his head blown off in the previous movie, maybe he's not that smart, I don't know
      Fair enough!

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 Před rokem +4

      HOW that part didn't make it into the pitch meeting was baffling.

  • @pocQ
    @pocQ Před 2 lety +788

    How ScreenRant gonna survive without Ryan?
    "Unclear"
    "Okay then!"

  • @jatom6996
    @jatom6996 Před 2 lety +209

    An Emperor’s New Groove Pitch Meeting would be hilarious
    Especially if you pitched the original idea with the original music first and somehow end up approving the Spade version

    • @Silverlined_69
      @Silverlined_69 Před 2 lety +8

      This needs more support

    • @danielwordsworth1843
      @danielwordsworth1843 Před 2 lety +1

      Spade version? what?

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Před 2 lety +4

      @@danielwordsworth1843 It was originally supposed to be a dramatic musical before the version we have today came around. Kuzco is voiced by David Spade, thus "Spade version".

    • @phenel
      @phenel Před 2 lety

      @@stevendemayo3631 gross.... David spade 🤢🤮

    • @jatom6996
      @jatom6996 Před 2 lety

      @@stevendemayo3631 and sting wrote songs

  • @ngosamwamba636
    @ngosamwamba636 Před 2 lety +66

    "but their called the decepticons"
    "yeah they dont make that connection and then they get decieved"
    "whoops"
    i died at this exchange

    • @gokugirl826
      @gokugirl826 Před rokem

      🤣🤣🤣so did I lmao 🤣🤣

  • @LightningZetton
    @LightningZetton Před 2 lety +133

    Also do a pitch meeting of TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE 1986
    “Let’s kill off all characters who’s toy has been discontinued except for some”
    “Won’t the fans be mad at us?”
    “No they’ll just say the movie is still good because of 80’s stuff”

    • @ablethreefourbravo
      @ablethreefourbravo Před 2 lety +5

      "I mean, it DOES have Eric Idle."

    • @calvinjohnstone2664
      @calvinjohnstone2664 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ablethreefourbravo and Orsen wells ,Leonard Nimoy. The guy from the breakfast club!✊
      It had The Touch common man!😁

    • @sheravmaharaj317
      @sheravmaharaj317 Před 2 lety

      I kind of love the way I know I'll find you defending the bay movies on any transformers vid lmao. Keep being you bud

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 Před 2 lety +5

      Careful, you'll trigger us G1 fans.. 😠
      We know The Movie isn't perfect, but Optimus stays in character the whole time, there's no gratuitous product placement or pandering to the Chinese audience, and there's not a sweaty, hormonal teenager in the whole thing!

    • @LightningZetton
      @LightningZetton Před 2 lety +1

      @@drewlovelyhell4892 still sad how characters are killed off because of their toy

  • @unknowntexan4570
    @unknowntexan4570 Před 2 lety +514

    I’ve been starting to talk like the producer. Talking like him is tight.

  • @noodlefire64
    @noodlefire64 Před 2 lety +440

    “And then megatron runs in and fights sentinel before he has a chance to kill Optimus”
    “Why doesn’t he just wait until after he’s killed Optimus before attacking sentinel?”
    “Unclear”
    “That works!”

    • @aaddiis45021
      @aaddiis45021 Před 2 lety +3

      Because other Autobots and milatry would have killed him.
      He was in weakened state.

    • @justj5665
      @justj5665 Před 2 lety +1

      😹😹

  • @zackorydefoe5468
    @zackorydefoe5468 Před 2 lety +114

    Watching this man carry an ENTIRE youtube channel by his lonesome is TIGHT!!!

  • @seth6665
    @seth6665 Před 2 lety +30

    I kinda like that Optimus slowly becomes more unhinged as the movies go on

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 Před 2 lety +1

      Because he saves these humans and then the next movie the humans are like “no we don’t believe you Optiumus, you and your team are exiled” and then he has to come back and save them 😂

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul Před 2 lety +1

      @@southpark645 sounds like almost every season of 24

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 Před 2 lety

      @@davidjsaul Never saw the show

  • @Zanmakenninotachii
    @Zanmakenninotachii Před 2 lety +34

    "they are called Decepticons" ... the indignation on his voice XD

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 Před 2 lety +316

    Starscream: "Ryan has fallen. Now I, Starscream, am leader of the Pitch Meeting Bots."

    • @MavsAreBetter
      @MavsAreBetter Před 2 lety +1

      .?

    • @unkledoda420
      @unkledoda420 Před 2 lety +6

      Blasphemy!

    • @MMIGOR
      @MMIGOR Před 2 lety +14

      80s Transformers references are tight!

    • @eds1942
      @eds1942 Před 2 lety +4

      And now you’re dust and a robot ghost.

    • @bunkerzero
      @bunkerzero Před 2 lety +4

      "Do you really want that?"
      Starscream: ...no

  • @mc-maitrixgaming4330
    @mc-maitrixgaming4330 Před 2 lety +114

    “95% of the remaining characters will also be comic relief”
    Me- you mean try to be comic relief, as for the 5% they’re just blood thirsty murderers

  • @nightshadeii9248
    @nightshadeii9248 Před 2 lety +54

    “…sounds like Optimus Prime is kind of a psychopath...”
    Michael Bay: “Nailed it.”

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick Před 2 lety +119

    Producer guy: ''O, and I almost forgot, there's this one Decepticon called Shockwave and he's weirdly gonna be the only Decepticon in the whole franchise who looks like his G1 design.''

    • @_Rick___Grimes_
      @_Rick___Grimes_ Před 2 lety +13

      not gonna lie hes the highlight of the movie for me

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 Před 2 lety

      Didn't they give him the Dr Claw voice?

    • @TheMarionick
      @TheMarionick Před 2 lety

      @@_Rick___Grimes_ For me too. DotM was one of the first times where I followed the behind the scenes production and I got mega hyped Shockwave got confirmed.

    • @madspet9106
      @madspet9106 Před 2 lety

      @@stormtempterf8058 I would say Soundwave is the one in the movies who sounds more like Doctor Claw, but it seems like Frank Welker went with kind of a similar voice for both Soundwave and Shockwave in this one

    • @magatetus
      @magatetus Před 2 lety

      Kinda

  • @ImperialWarrior6490
    @ImperialWarrior6490 Před 2 lety +410

    "Yeah... but they do make a lot of money."
    Yep, that's Hollywood alright.

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 Před 2 lety +9

      it's almost as if it was a business of somekind

    • @leonardodavi2695
      @leonardodavi2695 Před 2 lety +5

      Oh money, that's the thing that I like!

    • @randomhuman97
      @randomhuman97 Před 2 lety +4

      Wonder who pays them . . .

    • @itchlord4476
      @itchlord4476 Před 2 lety

      TBH, I kind of like Transformers because it’s such a blatant cash grab that you honestly respect it. It has no illusions pf being a fine piece of cinematography, just sit, watch the funny explosions, eat popcorn, leave.

    • @bagelinpond2433
      @bagelinpond2433 Před 2 lety

      you say that, yet you still watch them. shut ur mouth.

  • @derimon8802
    @derimon8802 Před 2 lety +19

    "Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist though?"
    "No, it's fine"

  • @hammysmyths
    @hammysmyths Před 2 lety +20

    “Pew pew pew!!” “Yeah! Keep telling me about that stuff!!! I wanna know more about that!” -Michael Bay’s plot for the fourth movie.

  • @carter_lovejoy
    @carter_lovejoy Před 2 lety +180

    Pitch Meetings for Tron (1982) and Tron: Legacy please!

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 Před 2 lety +5

      The minute Ryan does this, I'm officially marrying him

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy Před 2 lety +12

      @@dlobelow760 oh marrying Ryan is TIGHT!

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 Před 2 lety +4

      @@carter_lovejoy super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dlobelow760 isn't he still married to Julie Nolke? Or did that divorce video drop?

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy Před 2 lety +1

      @@dlobelow760 Yeah yeah yeah! 😁

  • @je5708
    @je5708 Před 2 lety +48

    I love how they went from the autobots being alive, skipping whole fight to up to sentinel, and then went right to Optimus’ badass execution of megatron and sentinel

  • @dennisjohansen8490
    @dennisjohansen8490 Před 2 lety +25

    A little-known fact about the Transformers movies: Shia LeBeouf wasn't actually acting in the movies. He thought they were filming a documentary so that's just him being his normal self.

    • @chilboswaggins5500
      @chilboswaggins5500 Před rokem +2

      His defeat when his flag was replaced by Pepe's Kekflag was sublime.

  • @donnietheentertainer
    @donnietheentertainer Před 2 lety +18

    Ohhhhh, 😂 Getting a PITCH MEETING notification and politely excusing myself from the group to watch it in the restroom alone, is TIGHT!! 😂

    • @thfpt
      @thfpt Před 2 lety +2

      It is, but also, sharing is caring.

  • @Blitzo8390
    @Blitzo8390 Před 2 lety +162

    We need a pitch meeting for The Hangover

    • @WolfJax
      @WolfJax Před 2 lety +3

      Yes agreed 100% all 3 of them. I wish they'd do "The Crow" as well

    • @wamporeycidulgb
      @wamporeycidulgb Před 2 lety +2

      @@WolfJax But both those movies make perfect sense, it would be super inconvenient; hardly easy to mock them.

    • @WolfJax
      @WolfJax Před 2 lety +1

      @@wamporeycidulgb yes but at the same time I just really would love to see how Ryan would interpret them. Plus "The Crow" is my favorite movie hands down.

    • @mmoarchives2542
      @mmoarchives2542 Před 2 lety

      ryan: you have a low IQ unfunny low budget movie for me?
      ryan 2: yes sir we do

    • @WolfJax
      @WolfJax Před 2 lety

      @@mmoarchives2542 just cause you have no taste in film nor culture

  • @sambeg2
    @sambeg2 Před 2 lety +164

    The magic of transformers has disappeared as I've grown older. Not that they were the best things, but the concept was amazing when it came.

    • @edthemammoth4175
      @edthemammoth4175 Před 2 lety +15

      There are actually some really good transformers idw comics. Haven’t read them but everyone who has says good things

    • @tristangabales549
      @tristangabales549 Před 2 lety +12

      transformers is still pretty cool if you turn off your brain and just look at the pretty visuals

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 Před 2 lety +4

      Drone technology and cyberwarfare just make the idea of giant robots seem really outdated, although Hathaway's Flash was pretty sweet.

    • @Ironluke_2001
      @Ironluke_2001 Před 2 lety

      @@edthemammoth4175 Yeah the comics are actually pretty good.

    • @hockeyking30
      @hockeyking30 Před 2 lety +14

      Transformers 1 was just barely passable as a movie and it was all down hill from there

  • @RialVestro
    @RialVestro Před 2 lety +223

    Surprise there's no mention about how Sentinel constantly talks about how everything he does is to protect the Autobots yet he actively takes part in murdering them.
    Or how Sentinel claims that Megatron is too powerful to beat but then actually beats Megatron extremely easily taking command of the Decepticons for himself until Carly gives Megatron a pep talk.

    • @alexdemaster_5796
      @alexdemaster_5796 Před 2 lety +23

      omg nice attention to detail(?)
      I don't remember anything after the movie

    • @gst013
      @gst013 Před 2 lety +14

      Wouldn't the first part be part of his deception?

    • @freakazoid4691
      @freakazoid4691 Před 2 lety +14

      Haven't seen the movie but it seems this Sentinel guy lies all the time so those things you mention aren't really bad writing.

    • @iiiisssssaaaaaacccccc
      @iiiisssssaaaaaacccccc Před 2 lety +2

      Well sentinel only meant Megatron once on cypertron where Megatron was in his old body from the first movie. So for the second time he meant Megatron he is on his weakest state, but work side with him since he want his home to restore. And will prob kill him after.

    • @HIKOL_Nightcore
      @HIKOL_Nightcore Před 10 měsíci

      How about Carly's boss reactivating main pilar saying He wants to live to old age after witnessing genocide on the streets.

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano Před 2 lety +55

    I swear Ryan is among the funniest people on CZcams. There's really nothing that is mediocre or not hilarious .

  • @rcole718
    @rcole718 Před 2 lety +94

    The "Halloween" franchise definitely needs a pitch meeting. All 24 of them.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Před 2 lety +1

      He did make one of them...

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 Před 2 lety +9

      @@hassathunter2464 He did the very first and the last one, but the retcons in this franchise would probably make the GOAT pitch meeting. I'd like one pitch meeting for all the movies.

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Před 2 lety +1

      My God, that's the same number as Bond...

    • @davidsigalow7349
      @davidsigalow7349 Před 2 lety +2

      Halloween: The Easter Bunny's Revenge

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 Před 2 lety +1

      @@davidsigalow7349 Will the Easter Bunny have no real purpose to kill like Mikey, or will he actually have a goal?

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 Před 2 lety +71

    The only thing consistent about the Bayformers movies is how bloodthirsty Optimus is.

    • @CinceTheDay
      @CinceTheDay Před 2 lety +8

      "nooo optimus" - mercy denied. WTF?!

    • @themanwhowouldbebrick
      @themanwhowouldbebrick Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah it’s just nuts

    • @BobBob-hi9tt
      @BobBob-hi9tt Před 2 lety +5

      There also consistently bad.

    • @Agee1
      @Agee1 Před 2 lety +1

      "Give me your face" Optimus Prime - Leader of the "peacekeeping" autobots

    • @grif419
      @grif419 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Agee1 To the Fallen, leader of the genocidal deceptions

  • @blaqk_soul
    @blaqk_soul Před 2 lety +20

    "Learning about Science is TIGHT!" needs to be on a shirt! I'd buy one 😅

  • @novicebb
    @novicebb Před 2 lety +15

    I love it when Ryan actually does these movie reviews on older movies. Its more detailed, more researched with more biting funny comments.

  • @killeing
    @killeing Před 2 lety +15

    "....They're called the *Decepticons* ..."
    Mind = Blown

  • @kj25
    @kj25 Před 2 lety +17

    "So then,
    BOOM
    paw paw paw paw
    pew pew pew
    and then...
    ...an explosion."
    - screenwriter guy 2021

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 Před 2 lety +81

    Sentinal: “won’t it be hard to live without me?”
    Optimus: *“Actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”*
    Sentinel: “oh whoops!”
    Optimus: “whoopsie!”

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Před rokem

      *Megatron
      The line is “Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?”

    • @chilboswaggins5500
      @chilboswaggins5500 Před rokem +1

      @@ALJ9000 Misquoting lines is STUPOR MEASLY,
      🌾 BARLEY 🌾 INCONCEIVABLE

  • @sirlost94
    @sirlost94 Před 2 lety +17

    Ryan, you’re the key to happiness. Those pitch meetings are TIGHT

  • @bambinocinefilo9702
    @bambinocinefilo9702 Před 2 lety +18

    Sam Witwicky: *exists.*
    Super models: and I fell in love…

  • @Wyatt_The_Wise
    @Wyatt_The_Wise Před 2 lety +160

    Yeah that "I told you so" was totally worth THOUSANDS of human lives lol😂🤣

    • @docpox3900
      @docpox3900 Před 2 lety +9

      I mean on one hand it was shitty, but on the other hand the humans kind of deserve it. The decepticons very publicly tried to take over/destroy the world 2 times at that point. Why on earth would anyone believe anything they said?

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 Před 2 lety +11

      @@docpox3900 but it was the politicians who made the deal, not everyday people on the streets.

  • @pragmatic_dreamer
    @pragmatic_dreamer Před 10 měsíci +3

    "Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist?" BEST. LINE. EVER.

  • @TheChimera70
    @TheChimera70 Před 2 lety +55

    All I remember about this movie is Shia screaming "optimus" over and over again

    • @Hanneth
      @Hanneth Před 2 lety +1

      No, No, No, NO!!!
      No No No No No!
      No, No No, No No

    • @Penfold101
      @Penfold101 Před 2 lety +1

      *movieS

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Před 2 lety

      That's actually pretty much all of them he is in.

  • @snapperl
    @snapperl Před 2 lety +25

    The opening part when he is super slimy and says "So you have a movie for me" always kills me.

  • @tardis4546
    @tardis4546 Před 2 lety +5

    I love it when Ryan does older movies. Most of the time the movies are so new that I haven't even gotten a chance to see them. I want to watch pitch meeting, but I don't if I haven't seen the movie yet and want to.

  • @planetofthegapes
    @planetofthegapes Před 2 lety +8

    Writer Guy is just so happy with himself for coming up with a cinematic masterpiece.

  • @rokeYouuer
    @rokeYouuer Před 2 lety +94

    I just realized that Transformers did the whole *saving the world doesn't help the hero succeed in life thing* a full 10 years before Falcon and Winter Soldier did.

    • @Mrdardas99
      @Mrdardas99 Před 2 lety +14

      yeah yeah yeah, but they did it while white, so it doesn't count!

    • @AdanRayner
      @AdanRayner Před 2 lety +15

      Cough 'John McClain'

    • @bertb5992
      @bertb5992 Před 2 lety +1

      Happens to every Sam lol.

  • @jonmarshall2008
    @jonmarshall2008 Před 2 lety +83

    Pitch Meetings for Twister, The Terminator, The Day After Tomorrow, Predator, Commando, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Cliffhanger or Dante's Peak would be amazing!

    • @daedalus25
      @daedalus25 Před 2 lety +4

      Thumbs up for every one of these.

    • @sreeganesh1699
      @sreeganesh1699 Před 2 lety +1

      Final destination too

    • @Pattyricia992
      @Pattyricia992 Před 2 lety +3

      And Tremors!

    • @nsob8897
      @nsob8897 Před 2 lety

      Blazing saddles? And yeah the 90s lineup has to be done! We insist! Also lake placid...

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby Před 2 lety

      Yes please do Day After Tomorrow. I love that movie....because there is no real logic to it.

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 Před 2 lety +23

    “Unclear.”
    Yeah, this summarizes all of the Micheal Bay Transformers movies

    • @TheMarionick
      @TheMarionick Před 2 lety

      The only thing that's unclear is whether or not there's rule 34 porn of male Transformers on female humans. Like, that wouldn't work, would it? The girl would be torn apart instead of being pleasured.

  • @leonardodavi2695
    @leonardodavi2695 Před 2 lety +26

    "Why do we keep making Transformers movies if they're so bad?"
    "Because money!"
    "Oh that's the thing that I like!

  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt
    @GreatUSTreasureHunt Před 2 lety +304

    "And her name is Carly."
    "Yeah?"
    "CARly."
    "I get it, Carly."
    "Uh huh..."
    "Oh, CARly, like what the Transformers turn into!"
    "Exactly!"
    "Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow...so does this mean he gets inside her?"

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 Před 2 lety +37

      Automobile pun adjectives are TIGHT

    • @JasonON
      @JasonON Před 2 lety +2

      That was great. I honestly couldn't remember her name.

    • @99baji99
      @99baji99 Před 2 lety +1

      Socko's 2nd cousin for sure.

    • @dripkidd8572
      @dripkidd8572 Před 2 lety +9

      @@jimmythebold589
      That's not the only thing that would be tight
      What else?
      Unclear
      Fair enough

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 2 lety

      "Her name is iCarly, as in we're approaching Disneyfilm levels of subtlety."

  • @kynshii
    @kynshii Před 2 lety +42

    I pretty much forgot about the Transformers movies but I'm always down for some Pitch Meetings

    • @natereath4966
      @natereath4966 Před 2 lety +3

      There's apparently going to be another transformers movie next year

    • @kynshii
      @kynshii Před 2 lety +1

      @@natereath4966 oh Lord lol

    • @5Star_DK
      @5Star_DK Před 2 lety +1

      I think this new one might be good since it’s being made by an actual transformers fan

    • @kynshii
      @kynshii Před 2 lety

      @@5Star_DK oh really?? Now I'm interested. Being born in 82, these movies were a damn joke to me. The first one was OKAY but it was a super decline after that

    • @natereath4966
      @natereath4966 Před 2 lety

      @@kynshii I completely agree, though I wasn't born in the 80s. But I also think the bumblebee movie was pretty good (but I'd like another movie about a different autobot)

  • @OTDinosaurScrubs
    @OTDinosaurScrubs Před 2 lety +9

    Ryan’s pitch meetings are the only reason I still follow SR lol

  • @mrhalos6770
    @mrhalos6770 Před 2 lety

    I hope you never get sick of doing these!!! Very rare I am not laughing at one! Thank you!

  • @TechDove
    @TechDove Před 2 lety +55

    Seeing giant robots slaughter each other is TIGHT

  • @christianmayonove6914
    @christianmayonove6914 Před 2 lety +146

    “so the bad guy hires sam’s girlfriend as a way to get to sam”
    “why didnt he just hire sam? he was actively looking for a job”
    Ya know, when the mans has a point....

  • @gabrieldortahernandez8426

    His rush while describing how Optimus goes full Predator on Megatron and brutally executes Sentinel Prime gets me every time lmfao.

  • @Wigmore72
    @Wigmore72 Před 2 lety +1

    I love EVERY single one of these! Keep them coming sir! Amazing job as always

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 Před 2 lety +26

    Do a Pitch Meeting for both Free Guy and PAW Patrol: The Movie

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force Před 2 lety +44

    Sam having a string of supermodel girlfriends is the most unbelievable part of these movies about 30 foot tall sentient transforming robots from outer space.

    • @hoaithunguyen4473
      @hoaithunguyen4473 Před 2 lety

      I think it's the most and only logical part of the movies. He did save the he world quite a few times.

    • @DJ_Force
      @DJ_Force Před 2 lety +6

      @@hoaithunguyen4473 He is never portrayed as a celebrity. He is portrayed as an annoying social reject who happens to be in the right place at the right time. In my experience, those guys rarely end up with girls like Megan Fox.

    • @phatlewt2932
      @phatlewt2932 Před 2 lety +4

      @@DJ_Force it somewhat makes sense for him to be with megan fox's character since they were pretty much the only civilians to be involved in two world ending scenarios. But the second chick? nah

    • @DJ_Force
      @DJ_Force Před 2 lety +3

      @@phatlewt2932 Pretty sure Megan Fox would have friend-zoned him. At best, they hook up for a few months until the excitement wears off and they revert back to a hot chic and a nerd.

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k Před 2 lety +2

      If Sam had your attitude, sure

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 Před rokem +1

    5:51, that was a fair reaction on Optimus’s part honestly

  • @kilroywuzhere6864
    @kilroywuzhere6864 Před 2 lety

    I could watch these all day! Amazing stuff!

  • @drewgrech6357
    @drewgrech6357 Před 2 lety +39

    Do The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

  • @hexcodeff6624
    @hexcodeff6624 Před 2 lety +8

    **turn pages**
    "an explosion"
    such suspense.

  • @yannicdey1522
    @yannicdey1522 Před 2 lety +1

    I've been waiting for these

  • @FirestormX9
    @FirestormX9 Před 2 lety +1

    Loved this episode!! Thank you for your great work, Master Ryan.

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook Před 2 lety +19

    So then Optimus Prime does a backflip, snaps Megatron's neck, and saves the day!

    • @saulgoodman1411
      @saulgoodman1411 Před 2 lety +1

      You know from a barebones perspective that is essentially what happened

    • @madwibble
      @madwibble Před 2 lety

      Yay!

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR Před 2 lety

      Before that, Megatron did a backflip, snapped Sentinel Prime's neck and saved the day.

  • @khayakhumalo6116
    @khayakhumalo6116 Před 2 lety +9

    "oh learning about science is tight" 🤣

  • @RichardDemsick
    @RichardDemsick Před 2 lety

    I don’t think I will ever get sick of these! They get me every time

  • @TheSeptacle
    @TheSeptacle Před 2 lety +14

    “Inconsistency is the key to success”
    That’s been my life motto for the past 20 years.
    All day erry day. 😆

  • @s4m_1223
    @s4m_1223 Před 2 lety +75

    Michael Bay: I'm making a third Transformers movie.
    Fans: So will this be the last movie and end as a trilogy?😃
    Michael Bay: ...
    Fans: It's gonna end as a trilogy, right?😰

  • @NukeMarine
    @NukeMarine Před 2 lety +32

    I pushed all the buttons just like George said, and long story short we all have 23 minutes to live.

  • @pirlo2004
    @pirlo2004 Před 2 lety

    I would LOVE to see how you make these videos! Maybe do a video of that one day.

  • @edictzero
    @edictzero Před 2 lety

    I remember I rented this movie on a streaming service but got called into work like 10 minutes in. I didn't have a chance to finish it until the next day when there was only an hour left in the rental, so I just fast forwarded through the Shia LeBeouf scenes, and it was actually pretty enjoyable

  • @yakheemwagner7798
    @yakheemwagner7798 Před 2 lety +16

    Legendary quote...inconsistency is the key to success

  • @Non-PoliticalGamer
    @Non-PoliticalGamer Před 2 lety +8

    We need a pitch meeting for the interview

  • @jacobdrolet4262
    @jacobdrolet4262 Před 2 lety

    Amazing pitch meeting of transformers 3 dark of the moon and funny love it too. Fantastic job on the video

  • @marcuspoblets
    @marcuspoblets Před 2 lety

    These videos are always a great watch. Even my mom enjoys them

  • @NikkiM.
    @NikkiM. Před 2 lety +4

    4:57 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @CS-yc6qp
    @CS-yc6qp Před 2 lety +7

    The level of exaggeration and energy in these movies is what makes them one of a kind, I’m guilty of liking of all Michael Bay’s action scenes, I enjoyed all of them even paid a bit extra for that imax experience and is been unique every single time, I wish to see more of them

  • @EricLongden
    @EricLongden Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you for making these

  • @tamlynburleigh9267
    @tamlynburleigh9267 Před 2 lety

    One of your best. I laughed a lot. Thanks.