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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to 2014’s Godzilla!
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    Godzilla is one of the most popular movie monsters of all time, which means every once in a while, a new Godzilla movie comes out! With the craze of cinematic universes popularized by Marvel- Warner Bros set out to launch the Monsterverse in 2014 with Godzilla, directed by Gareth Edwards.
    Godzilla definitely raises some questions though. Like why is Bryan Cranston killed off so early and unceremoniously? Why are we now following his much less interesting army son, who just kind of follows the action? Why is Godzilla kind of teaming up with humans? Why is he in charge of balancing nature? Why aren’t we getting to see the actual fights? Why doesn’t Godzilla use that atomic breath move all the time? How fast in that little whalewatching boat?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Godzilla! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @lanceturley7745
    @lanceturley7745 Před 3 lety +1187

    What an incredible cast of memorable characters this movie has. There's Wife Nurse Mother, Soldier Son Father, Let Them Fight, and Bryan Cranston.

    • @lifeloverNorris
      @lifeloverNorris Před 2 lety +63

      And of course the star of the show, soldiers in pitch black night.

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit Před rokem +29

      Don’t be disrespecting Ken Watanabe that way.

    • @masonhollis3753
      @masonhollis3753 Před rokem +2

      @@bjchit let them fight

    • @douchebagman1172
      @douchebagman1172 Před rokem +20

      @David Van Well oh! That's the guy whose name is the title of the Movie!

    • @whereswaldo49
      @whereswaldo49 Před rokem +7

      @David Van Well Wait, Godzilla was in this movie? Oh. I forgot

  • @rong1924
    @rong1924 Před 3 lety +1905

    “And then Godzilla dives into the San Francisco Bay and disappears”
    “But isn’t the San Francisco Bay 12-15 feet deep on average”
    “Yeah whatever”

    • @CJ-be2cu
      @CJ-be2cu Před 3 lety +234

      No he would say “ listen I’m gonna need you to get alll the way off my back about the depth of the San Francisco Bay”

    • @xrayin1706
      @xrayin1706 Před 3 lety +13

      @@CJ-be2cubecause...

    • @nikkilee3840
      @nikkilee3840 Před 3 lety +20

      But he didn't dive into the San Francisco bay, he dived into the Pacific Ocean, right?

    • @madwibble
      @madwibble Před 3 lety +5

      Bloomin' hydrography...

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 Před 3 lety +3

      @@nikkilee3840 Yep, he said ocean.

  • @VChlorok
    @VChlorok Před 3 lety +1028

    - Aha so is he gonna use THE ONE SKILL we've stablished he has, and d̶i̶f̶f̶u̶s̶e̶ defuse the bomb?
    - Nah
    I'm crying

    • @sebastianmelmoth9100
      @sebastianmelmoth9100 Před 3 lety +22

      Defuse not diffuse, FYI.

    • @matthewdevine8275
      @matthewdevine8275 Před 3 lety +17

      @@sebastianmelmoth9100 Well, they only have like, opposite meanings.

    • @Dreamagain11
      @Dreamagain11 Před 2 lety +4

      bomb defusal guy puts bomb to sea
      i'm a writer

    • @nathanielromero7660
      @nathanielromero7660 Před rokem +4

      The lid was jammed shut and they couldn't get it open, and thus couldn't diffuse the bomb

    • @VChlorok
      @VChlorok Před rokem +4

      @@sebastianmelmoth9100 wow I almost never comment on CZcams and had completely forgotten about this comment. It got >800 likes wtf this is crazy to me. Anyway, thank you for the correction, I edited it!

  • @powwowken2760
    @powwowken2760 Před 3 lety +1704

    "So we're gunna see them fight?"
    "Yeah.... No, we're gunna cut away"
    Literally this entire damn movie in a nut shell

    • @Bateluer
      @Bateluer Před 3 lety +63

      Seriously. I remember thinking this while I was sitting in the theater watching the film. It got ridiculous.

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 Před 3 lety +77

      I saw this movie on an IMAX screen to really enjoy the giant monster fights.
      2 hours of "Oh, here we g- OH, COME ON!!"

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Bateluer I was forced to see this movie in theaters and I ended up loving it.

    • @MrJomalley123
      @MrJomalley123 Před 3 lety +17

      And yet somehow people keep calling this the best godzilla movie of the entire monsterverse besides skull island

    • @ghawkins1995
      @ghawkins1995 Před 3 lety +7

      @@thegoodreylo4749 same. Waaay better than the 1998 movie

  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated Před 3 lety +5552

    “There’s a main character on the ship, so he’s gonna avoid it.”
    “Oh, a very considerate Lizard” 🦎

  • @zekegore6470
    @zekegore6470 Před 3 lety +1722

    If you pay attention these two are starting to understand each other so much they're practically saying each other's lines by now.

  • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
    @WarmBreadBearBuddy Před 3 lety +620

    “Sure it is, just ask my sons Ben and Jerry”
    “And *Outback Steakhouse* ”

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia Před 2 lety +13

      The delivery on that was just masterful

    • @scarlet1508
      @scarlet1508 Před 24 dny +1

      What if he only has 2 sons and one is named “Ben And Jerry”

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 Před rokem +315

    Can you imagine if the movie was actually called "Muto" and Godzilla's inclusion was a complete surprise in the movie? That first scene at the airport would've been insane

    • @nayanD69
      @nayanD69 Před rokem +10

      Yup

    • @wizkaleeb662
      @wizkaleeb662 Před rokem +15

      Should've done Kong first! Everyone knows Kong, would've been a great intro to the MonsterVerse. Then Godzilla for the second movie, but renamed Muto. And then shorten the name of the third movie to just Godzilla.
      Also, having Kong as the second movie resulted in a 5-year gap between the first and third, which have the same characters.

    • @nazirkazi2588
      @nazirkazi2588 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Producer Ryan would've leaked that in the trailer though...

    • @bsmartr806
      @bsmartr806 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Sad part is...if they did that and the movie followed Bryan Cranston instead of his son...they would have been forgiven for not having alot of Godzilla in it and I think it would have been a very good movie.

    • @bloodytoes5307
      @bloodytoes5307 Před 3 měsíci

      @@wizkaleeb662Everyone knows Godzilla as well? What’s your point?

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Před 3 lety +4350

    "Godzilla did a back flip, snapped the monster's neck, and became the savior of humanity. Just like Superman."

    • @benedikhere5252
      @benedikhere5252 Před 3 lety +145

      Ohh, Titans doing backflips are tight!

    • @Zood94
      @Zood94 Před 3 lety +86

      That sentence somehow triggers me because it didn't end up with "and save the day".

    • @GracUntoYou
      @GracUntoYou Před 3 lety +12

      Ezekiel 36:23 And I will sanctify my great name, which was profaned among the heathen, which ye have profaned in the midst of them; and the heathen shall know that I am the LORD, saith the Lord GOD, when I shall be sanctified in you before their eyes./inspiration+God is holy, His name is great, and He is good. At times, He is profaned by those who claim to follow Him but do not act in His will. They do evil and say it is His will when it is not. God will not let His name remain profaned. He will make unbelievers know that He is God and that He is good. Maybe you know someone who drags God’s name through the mud. That can be frustrating and even infuriating to watch. Take heart. God is mightier than them. He will make Himself known. /prayer+ LORD, You are mighty and good. You will make Your character known. Show Your might to the nations. Make unbelievers tremble at the knowledge of You. Show them You are God. You have the power to do anything. Let Your will be done. Let men bow before You and know that You are God. I have heard of Your mighty works, and I have seen some of Your mighty works firsthand. Act mightily in Your creation. In Jesus’ name. Amen.

    • @tomondrerock7472
      @tomondrerock7472 Před 3 lety +17

      But it was off screen of course

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight Před 3 lety +24

      @@GracUntoYou You're entirely off topic there, religious fanatic. Also Ezekiel never talked about Jesus. Please go away.

  • @MyChaotica
    @MyChaotica Před 3 lety +799

    "They need a lot of radiation to do that."
    "Oh, kinky."
    Haha

    • @Appo1324
      @Appo1324 Před 3 lety +3

      You used quotation marks both right and wrong at the same time,fascinating

    • @MyChaotica
      @MyChaotica Před 3 lety +1

      @@Appo1324 Fixed.

    • @Appo1324
      @Appo1324 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MyChaotica Oh there wasn´t really a need for that,cause everything was actually said by Ryan.But I respect the effort.Have a great day man

    • @jackepong6300
      @jackepong6300 Před 3 lety +1

      I leave a lot of it after Im done. 👀

    • @BDKoala
      @BDKoala Před 3 lety

      I lost it at that line

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico Před 3 lety +2006

    - _“..and she ends up dying!”_
    - _“Oh, that is fatal.”_
    It cracks me up every time 🤣

    • @kathleenkinney275
      @kathleenkinney275 Před 3 lety +3

      i literally knew this line was coming and i'm still frickin crying laughing

    • @sharjuna9311
      @sharjuna9311 Před 3 lety +4

      Is that a reference line?

    • @sharjuna9311
      @sharjuna9311 Před 3 lety

      @Former Auror oh, thanks for the elaboration

    • @DrThunder88
      @DrThunder88 Před 3 lety +2

      One might say that's the point she survives up until!

    • @acutedog9189
      @acutedog9189 Před 2 lety +2

      The comments are evolving. They're quoting the video in italic now

  • @Wonder_Woman80sBaby
    @Wonder_Woman80sBaby Před 3 lety +282

    "Wife, Nurse, Mother"......I've never been so insulted & amused at the same time!! Lol 😂🤣

  • @yopedraza
    @yopedraza Před 3 lety +492

    "What's her personality?"
    "Wife nurse mother" a bunch of movies write characters just like that

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 Před 3 lety +31

      “I feel like I’ve seen this scene a thousand times before.”
      “Make it a thousand & 1, sir, because we’re doing it, too.”

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 Před 3 lety +4

      That's called great character development!

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Před 3 lety +2

      "Shes interesting because she gave birth and has a job"
      "Wowwowwowwowwow... Wow"

  • @giorgimamalashvili4220
    @giorgimamalashvili4220 Před 3 lety +1409

    Yeah, Walter White, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch being in a Godzilla movie is TIGHT.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 Před 3 lety +47

      I'd definitely watch a Godzilla movie with those characters in it.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow Před 3 lety +57

      I tend to think of him more as Kick-Ass than Quicksilver, but yes. It is.

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 Před 3 lety +50

      Hmmm..Kong have Loki, Captain Marvel, Some Guardian Of Galaxy Character, and Samuel L. Jackson...

    • @zxcvb7653
      @zxcvb7653 Před 3 lety +33

      Don't forget Bryan Cranston is cannon in the MCU from WandaVision

    • @spider-man500
      @spider-man500 Před 3 lety +12

      @@ChineduOpara 🤣🤣🤣LoL no.
      She couldn’t even Rip Agatha.
      So how is she gonna rip something with as much size, power, strength, weight and durability as Godzilla?
      She has to focus to control her powers, to in order to grab ahold, and TRY to rip Godzilla apart, will take time, (especially considering his extreme height, weight, and durability)
      And by then, Godzilla will have already stepped on her.
      Cause as POWERFUL as she is, she is extremely weak in physicality. Heck, Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Black Panther have greater physicality.

  • @Wyeuca
    @Wyeuca Před 3 lety +200

    Everytime he says "Unclear," I lose it. Just the thought of a screenwriter casually dismissing gaps in logic to keep the story moving forward, just seems so plausible.

  • @army020193
    @army020193 Před 3 lety +251

    As an EOD tech I can 100% confirm that somewhere right now there is a Navy EOD tech following a SEAL team around saying exactly that. “Hey guys, can I come along?”

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 Před 3 lety +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 Před 3 lety +1

      Hooah!

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 Před 2 lety +10

      Do they then try to move a bomb impossibly fast instead of disarming it? 'Cause it seems like that would be hard.

    • @westakahashi5487
      @westakahashi5487 Před 2 lety +22

      @@professorhaystacks6606 Its going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @Dreamagain11
      @Dreamagain11 Před 2 lety

      @@professorhaystacks6606 I'm not sure there's any chance in hell he could possibly disarm that thing without the disarming keys tbh

  • @raisinrobby6955
    @raisinrobby6955 Před 3 lety +703

    “And she ends up dying!”
    “Oh, that’s fatal!”
    This is exactly what I come to pitch meetings for 😂😂

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Před 3 lety +4

      Agreed, I love how nonchalantly Ryan delivers that line! 😅

    • @narcspector
      @narcspector Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah this was my original comment too lol, def the funniest part, but then I went back and turned it into a huge rant about my WandaVision / Pietro / Godzilla theories...
      Probably not the best choice.

    • @sindelxkitana9710
      @sindelxkitana9710 Před 3 lety +2

      Godzilla loses to Kong

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Před 3 lety

      @@sindelxkitana9710 Who asked?

  • @Scientist19exe
    @Scientist19exe Před 3 lety +543

    Seriously, if they wanna show humans for 90% of the movie atleast have an interesting story for them. It felt like the movie was just testing our patience.

    • @sillypuppy5940
      @sillypuppy5940 Před 3 lety +20

      But then the movie would be five minutes of near-darkness and growling

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst Před 3 lety +26

      Welcome to the Transformers fandom! I'm sorry.

    • @codyc9197
      @codyc9197 Před 3 lety

      It was doing exactly that😑😑😑

    • @billyfarmerii1669
      @billyfarmerii1669 Před 3 lety +13

      I'm pretty sure I saw this movie in theaters, yet I couldn't tell you anything that happened. It was terribly boring and not memorable.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Před 3 lety +7

      @@billyfarmerii1669 I did see this in theatres and I could tell you a bunch. But it's not worth doing at all.

  • @anandiganguly3086
    @anandiganguly3086 Před 3 lety +181

    "Oh definitely 2 actors that would also make convincing siblings"
    Lmao

    • @Piece-O-Pie
      @Piece-O-Pie Před rokem

      I don't get that.

    • @dada13771
      @dada13771 Před rokem +6

      @@Piece-O-Pie Avengers: Age of Ultron?

    • @Piece-O-Pie
      @Piece-O-Pie Před rokem

      @@dada13771 Ah!

    • @cal8994
      @cal8994 Před 4 měsíci

      I specifically scrolled down for this comment. It took me a moment when I heard it, but it was absolutely worth it

  • @randomuser5237
    @randomuser5237 Před 3 lety +353

    "Coz, I write the lines he says"
    "Oh so, you made him say that."
    *A bunch of Hollywood screenwriters and George Lucas wants to know your location*

    • @aranya8572
      @aranya8572 Před 3 lety +7

      Hello there

    • @duncanlutz3698
      @duncanlutz3698 Před 3 lety +2

      @@aranya8572 General Kenobi!

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf Před 3 lety

      Rick Worley and Anomaly inc you are not^^

    • @raywardin3227
      @raywardin3227 Před 2 lety +3

      ''I don't like sand'' 😂😂

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 Před 2 lety

      Thats how movies are made. If you dont like it, I suggest you stop watching movies all along.

  • @Doublebicepers
    @Doublebicepers Před 3 lety +803

    I’m new to the “Pitch meetings” but binging every episode now.

    • @Rappican
      @Rappican Před 3 lety +24

      It's the literal only reason to be subscribed to Screen Rant and even then not enough of a reason to.

    • @tweek1133
      @tweek1133 Před 3 lety +10

      same i think i've watched over a hundred in the last week :D

    • @mnoell35
      @mnoell35 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah,once you get the humor,it’s funny to hear him roast them.😂😂

    • @freetherapy-84
      @freetherapy-84 Před 3 lety +10

      I'm new also, some of them are hilarious. Some channels are hard to commit to, his is easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs Před 3 lety

      Ok?

  • @TX533
    @TX533 Před 3 lety +475

    Imagine if the movie was actually called MUTO and actually having no godzilla in the marketing... then BAM! godzilla appears at the Hawaiian airport... that would have been awesome

    • @monkeking8604
      @monkeking8604 Před 3 lety +49

      No one wanna watch movie called MUTO

    • @TX533
      @TX533 Před 3 lety +31

      @@monkeking8604 We'll never know u_u

    • @c1a2m3o4m5a6n7
      @c1a2m3o4m5a6n7 Před 3 lety +48

      I agree with taufik laksana that very few people would watch MUTO, but those few people would get an awesome treat.

    • @monkeking8604
      @monkeking8604 Před 3 lety +26

      @@c1a2m3o4m5a6n7 but no companies would throw away millions of dollars just to please a "few" people, that's not how they work

    • @c1a2m3o4m5a6n7
      @c1a2m3o4m5a6n7 Před 3 lety +5

      @@monkeking8604 I agree.

  • @Joe24248
    @Joe24248 Před 3 lety +63

    “So the Title of the movie is “Godzilla” and he’s barely in it?”
    “That’s what we’re going with”

  • @misslizzy9182
    @misslizzy9182 Před 3 lety +73

    Wife-nurse-mother is my favorite movie character.

  • @zekegore6470
    @zekegore6470 Před 3 lety +527

    Who else likes that Ryan is starting to use more clips from the movies to highlight the points in his Pitch Meetings?

    • @samit6646
      @samit6646 Před 3 lety +27

      Nah I think sometimes the plots can just be so 'meh' that we might struggle to remember it without seeing clips

    • @ion_force
      @ion_force Před 3 lety +21

      its been like that for a while. But I approve of the choice I guess.
      competent videography is tight

    • @fascinatedbyeverything
      @fascinatedbyeverything Před 3 lety +4

      Personally I prefer it without the b-roll (i.e, the clips). I find the clips distracting.

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 Před 3 lety +2

      I guess for people who think seeing these as a false equivalent to actually seeing the movie. People do that

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 Před 3 lety +7

      @Former Auror sitting down, watching 2 hrs and getting to know the characters is not equal experience to a 5min gag. False equivalent. Also watching the movie will make the jokes better because its like an inside joke. The joke won't be as funny if you didn't experience it already. So you're agreeing with a joke with no background

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 Před 3 lety +343

    Pitch Meeting of Peter Jackson's King Kong sounds like the next logical step.

    • @everarzamendia6271
      @everarzamendia6271 Před 3 lety +9

      Theres a pitch meeting of the king kong movie, i mean, like, from 2 years ago

    • @klegdixal3529
      @klegdixal3529 Před 3 lety +6

      "i'm Peter Jackson and i love original King Kong. i'll remake it and will throw in all the stuff that was in the original script but didn't make it into the film."

    • @daedricender7276
      @daedricender7276 Před 3 lety +1

      It seems only ....logical

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo Před 3 lety +3

      @@everarzamendia6271 there's one for Kong Skull Island, not one for Peter Jackson's one that was actually good (albeit a bit too long)

    • @TinMan89537
      @TinMan89537 Před 3 lety +1

      But that was a good movie.

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 Před 3 lety +26

    Ben, Jerry, and Outback Steakhouse should meet Walker and Texas Ranger from Talladega Nights.

  • @Brolly5
    @Brolly5 Před 3 lety +164

    "Oh boy here we go!"
    "And then we cut away"
    The plot summary of Godzilla 2014.

    • @emanuelruettimann
      @emanuelruettimann Před rokem

      It was a good thing, though. Godzilla and the MUTOs are like Hurricanes. You try to stay away from it, watching it could be fatal. And you only expose yourself to it if there’s no other option.
      Godzilla vs. Kong didn‘t understand this at all. It felt more like fireworks. Completely boring after 10 minutes.

  • @SimonBergeron1977
    @SimonBergeron1977 Před 3 lety +208

    "They need radiation to mate"
    "Ooooh, kinky"
    That line killed me XD Or was it the radioactivity? I forget.

  • @ObscureRP
    @ObscureRP Před 3 lety +15

    "... and that's the point he's alive up until." Man, the delivery on that line was amazing. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @super7o
    @super7o Před 3 lety +27

    ´´ She ends up dying’´
    ´´Oh that’s fatal’´
    I can see movie executives saying something like this

  • @Simonporter89
    @Simonporter89 Před 3 lety +350

    The last time I was this early, Brian Cranston was still in the movie he supposedly starred in.

    • @wadebarnett2542
      @wadebarnett2542 Před 3 lety +22

      The last time you were this early, Bryan Cranston was starring in "Malcolm in the Middle."

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- Před 3 lety +9

      @@wadebarnett2542 power walking with his army of bodybuilders

    • @austintrousdale2397
      @austintrousdale2397 Před 3 lety +8

      Bryan Cranston (reads screenplay): "Wow, you offed my character kinda quickly."
      Juliette Binoche: "Hold my saki."

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 Před 3 lety +3

      @@austintrousdale2397 You win 🏆 😂😂😂

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli Před 3 lety +560

    "So, Brian is just barely in the movie."
    "You know who else is going to be barely in the movie?"
    "Godzilla". 😂😂

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn Před 3 lety +10

      Please don’t say godzilla...

  • @stevemoneybags9498
    @stevemoneybags9498 Před 3 lety +24

    “So he’s just like....the killer monster who didn’t die...?”

  • @Butterball3588
    @Butterball3588 Před 3 lety +33

    Nothing like watching a Pitch Meeting to let you know what movies to avoid.
    Thank you for your service, Ryan.

  • @arekpetrosian4965
    @arekpetrosian4965 Před 3 lety +286

    "Hi honey, I'm home...what's for dinner?"
    "Unclear!"
    "Well, okay then.."

    • @ZeroBeat1
      @ZeroBeat1 Před 3 lety +17

      "Honey, I think it'd be nice if I came home and dinner was ready."
      "And I think it'd be nice if you got all the way off my back."
      "Oh, let me get right off that thing."

  • @jasonglebe3235
    @jasonglebe3235 Před 3 lety +92

    "Why didn't he do that in the first place?"
    "He hadn't built up enough super meter, yet"

    • @dripkidd8572
      @dripkidd8572 Před 3 lety

      True, happens to the best of us

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 Před 3 lety

      He had to approach some generators first and cause them to lose power.
      (... Because he's Godzilla.)

  • @MyMiniMovieMagic
    @MyMiniMovieMagic Před 3 lety +29

    "And she ends up DYING"
    "OH, That's fatal!"
    I laughed....SO hard 🤣

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 Před 3 lety +1

      Literal humor meets dark humor

  • @thebatman4279
    @thebatman4279 Před 3 lety +23

    I love how the studio executive guy just greenlights any film, no matter how bad the pitch is 😂

  • @Dracounguis
    @Dracounguis Před 3 lety +573

    "So she sends her kid on a bus to the Golden gate bridge." "Hasn't she seen every disaster movie ever?" God damn that was perfect! 😆

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX Před 3 lety +11

      It’s like the “don’t put your kind on a bus” area

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 Před 3 lety +3

      That is a good and truly funny sarcastic remark. I'm sure it crossed everyone's head while watching the movie.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Před 3 lety +558

    It's pretty hilarious that a year after playing husband and wife, Lizzie and Aaron would go on to play superpowered twin siblings! 😂

    • @Valiente350
      @Valiente350 Před 3 lety +102

      Remember that joke Robert Pattinson made about him and Reese Witherspoon? He played her son in a movie and then played her lover immediately after. "One would say I'm a mother f***er" Great comeback 🖤

    • @socraticmethod-man9808
      @socraticmethod-man9808 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Valiente350 I hate myself for looking up what movies you were talking about.

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 Před 3 lety +17

      At this point it is shorter to list all the actors who haven't been in a Marvel movie.

    • @mattdunkley130
      @mattdunkley130 Před 3 lety +3

      "Banjo music starts:

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kingsleycy3450 Or a comic book movie in general, LOL!

  • @darknessrising2453
    @darknessrising2453 Před 3 lety +69

    Godzilla: "I was barely in the movie, but I STILL got paid more than Muto."
    Muto: "IT'S BULLCRAP!!!"

  • @lello2031
    @lello2031 Před 3 lety +17

    I live for that head nod he does when he says "yes, sir I do"

  • @harryfinch8071
    @harryfinch8071 Před 3 lety +444

    Please do the Taken series next
    “Wait, so who’s driving the boat?
    “Unclear”
    “Well ok then”

    • @coreyperdue1966
      @coreyperdue1966 Před 3 lety

      YES

    • @NowhereMan7
      @NowhereMan7 Před 3 lety +6

      Taken isnt a "series" . There is one good action movie called Taken. It did well so they made it happen again, and then yet again, each time a little more ridiculous than the last. Still, like Rambo, or Die Hard its a "series" for lack of a better word.

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Před 3 lety +5

      @@NowhereMan7 Taken isn't a series. It's also a series. Okay champ.

    • @kantofilms9167
      @kantofilms9167 Před 3 lety +1

      "Ghost drivers are TIGHT"

    • @NowhereMan7
      @NowhereMan7 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Arcessitor I didn't contradict myself smooth brain. I know its technically a series. I'm talking about the difference between a proper series of movies ( ie Harry Potter, LOTR, Star Wars) and rinse and repeat movies that were slowly turned into "series" over time like the ones I mentioned.

  • @matteosabatine8622
    @matteosabatine8622 Před 3 lety +190

    "Just ask my sons Ben and Jerry and Outback Steak House" lol

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Před 3 lety +10

      My cousin Krispy Kreme was very offended! 🍩🍩🍩 CANCEL!!! 😖

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Před 3 lety

      This video inspired me to call my newborn son Haagen Dazs.

    • @crshh
      @crshh Před 3 lety +1

      "Optimus Prime, you sit close to Megatron. We're going to have a little chit-chat!"

    • @Cats777
      @Cats777 Před 3 lety +2

      Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

    • @darynvoss7883
      @darynvoss7883 Před 3 lety +3

      Does he have 2 sons or 3?

  • @cameronmodreski887
    @cameronmodreski887 Před 3 lety +34

    I was not ready for “Ben and Jerry
    and Outback Steakhouse”😂😂😂😂

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille Před 3 lety +628

    Godzilla’s atomic breath was effected by the MUTO’s EMP, which is why its significantly weaker than it becomes in King Of The Monsters.

  • @rebeccahicks2392
    @rebeccahicks2392 Před 3 lety +536

    "She's going to put her son on a bus that's headed for the Golden Gate bridge."
    "Oh, has she not seen every disaster movie ever?"

    • @Sophie-mv7bd
      @Sophie-mv7bd Před 3 lety +2

      Obviously not

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 Před 3 lety +12

      Tbf, I havent seen every disaster movie ever either

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 Před 2 lety +2

      Hasn't seen The Mist either, it seems like. Seriously, you can't just entrust your kids to Mrs Carmody 4:57!

    • @sauceboss9797
      @sauceboss9797 Před 2 lety +3

      Not watching disaster movies is tight!

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 Před 2 lety

      @@inr9751 Not the same actress

  • @notoriousquinnb
    @notoriousquinnb Před 3 lety +111

    “That’s fatal.” Dang I wasn’t expecting to laugh that much about someone dying

  • @thehellhoundsarehere6744
    @thehellhoundsarehere6744 Před 3 lety +10

    Honestly, I was cheering for the mutos the entire time. Best romance of 2014.

  • @ryanmarquez3556
    @ryanmarquez3556 Před 3 lety +11

    Ryan being in love with Bryan Cranston is a running joke in and of itself.

  • @Radhaugo108
    @Radhaugo108 Před 3 lety +259

    Ben & Jerry wanted a baby sister so their parents adopted Outback Stakehouse from Australia.

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 Před 3 lety +4

      Real actual human beings named their real actual human twin babies Fish and Chips.

    • @usman2131
      @usman2131 Před 3 lety

      Thats tight

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem Před 3 lety +2

      @@kryptonianguest1903 don't forget "shithead", pronounced "shah-TEED", abcde, @, La4che, X Æ A-12....

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thedestroyasystem Or the couple who thought it was romantic that Paris Hilton was named after the place she was conceived and named their child Bus Shelter 19.

  • @deksterdly4102
    @deksterdly4102 Před 3 lety +36

    "Just ask my sons Ben & Jerry AND Outback Steakhouse." LMAO

  • @samcarpenter_
    @samcarpenter_ Před 3 lety +4

    'Outback Steakhouse' might be the hardest I've ever laughed during a pitch meeting.
    That and maybe the Infinity War one where he begs producer guy to stop adding characters.

  • @Statalyzer
    @Statalyzer Před 3 lety +8

    "So tell me about his wife."
    "Well, she has never for a single moment of her life run or jogged anywhere."

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 3 lety +305

    Making an improved American Godzilla with Bryan Cranston is TIGHT!

    • @jonathanperry8331
      @jonathanperry8331 Před 3 lety +7

      If I were CinemaSins they would get one Sin for bringing Brian Cranston into this

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Před 3 lety +14

      Too bad that isn't what we actually got.

    • @ConnorVide
      @ConnorVide Před 3 lety +11

      @@mnomadvfx except it is. The United States has made 3 Godzilla movies. Prior to 2014 they had only made one and it was awful

    • @furiousfigures8714
      @furiousfigures8714 Před 3 lety +4

      Iggy

    • @just_manasse1455
      @just_manasse1455 Před 3 lety +4

      @@furiousfigures8714 RIP

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 Před 3 lety +19

    “That’s the point he’s going to survive up until.”

  • @WillCamx
    @WillCamx Před 3 lety +13

    The only thing that doesn't appear to be "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" is telling a coherent story.

  • @ellwee3709
    @ellwee3709 Před 3 lety +211

    - She dies
    - That’s fatal!
    Died of laughter, too

  • @JunaidMiran
    @JunaidMiran Před 3 lety +149

    Godzilla: I don't always die,
    But when i do, i don't.

    • @mydogskips2
      @mydogskips2 Před 3 lety

      The most interesting man in the world: But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

  • @slampisko
    @slampisko Před 3 lety +4

    I don't know if it's the fact that I should have been sleeping by now for like 3 hours, but I found this one especially funny. Thank you, Ryan, amazing pitch meeting!

  • @loganseydel7155
    @loganseydel7155 Před 3 lety +54

    "Oh man, seeing Godzilla in action is tight!"
    "Oh yeah, if you don't mind the brightness turned down to 0."
    *"Wait what?"*

    • @themexican8720
      @themexican8720 Před 3 lety +3

      Actually the movie was never meant to be that dark, it was a transfer issue with the Home Release. The original, Theatrical source was clearly visible.

    • @loganseydel7155
      @loganseydel7155 Před 3 lety

      @@themexican8720 Oh, that would make way more sense, since I watched the movie in my room mid day.

  • @DanFarrell98
    @DanFarrell98 Před 3 lety +63

    It’s so weird that Aaron Taylor Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen played husband and wife and then brother and sister within a year

    • @DAT415
      @DAT415 Před 3 lety +5

      or Wanda and Thanos doing the nasty in another film as father and daugher :(

    • @FeliX-TobiYahs-C
      @FeliX-TobiYahs-C Před 3 lety +3

      @@DAT415 hahaha, oh yeah! I forgot about "old boy" 😂💯😅
      Damn, time flies

    • @sinkvenice4438
      @sinkvenice4438 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, it’s like they’re actors or something 😀

    • @wildste
      @wildste Před 3 lety +1

      Given the way the Ultimate Universe treated their characters, there wasn't that big a difference

    • @DAT415
      @DAT415 Před 3 lety +1

      @@wildste yeah. i had a conspiracy theory going on in my mind that it was deliberate casting so when we'll see them next in AoU we'd get that reference. lol.

  • @Element.Nullify
    @Element.Nullify Před 3 lety +53

    A new pitch meeting is always tight

  • @stringtheories9820
    @stringtheories9820 Před 3 lety +5

    “She ends up dying!”
    “That’s fatal!”

  • @AndrewBrown-fq6vp
    @AndrewBrown-fq6vp Před 11 měsíci +1

    "My sons Ben & Jerry and Outback Steakhouse"! I laughed so much I nearly coughed up an eye! 🙂

  • @zenrxzenrx286
    @zenrxzenrx286 Před 3 lety +27

    “Unclear” is so honest and beautiful

  • @omprakashbaruah9425
    @omprakashbaruah9425 Před 3 lety +58

    "A very considerate lizard." -- Creativity !

  • @_SimpleJack_
    @_SimpleJack_ Před 3 lety +13

    90% of traffic to crappy Screen Rant is solely due to Ryan's comedy genius. You're too good for this channel bud!

  • @Specific_Hazard
    @Specific_Hazard Před 3 lety +2

    This reminded me how frustrating this movie was. How dark, hard to see or tell what's going on. And how much of a huge let down that Cranston died right off the bat.

  • @tusharg8452
    @tusharg8452 Před 3 lety +144

    I had completely forgotten that Elizabeth Olsen played Wife-Nurse-Mother.

    • @Fetch049
      @Fetch049 Před 3 lety +10

      How can you forget that performance?! Elizabeth Witch made everyone cry when she did the thing she did in the movie.

    • @randomuser5237
      @randomuser5237 Před 3 lety +13

      Tushar Raj Pretty sure she's using her hex powers to make everyone forget she was in this movie.

    • @ketchup016
      @ketchup016 Před 3 lety +3

      And you thought Brian Cranston was underused ... what a waste.

    • @mantonythe1st
      @mantonythe1st Před 3 lety +2

      Same, in fact I still don't remember her being in it lol

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 Před 3 lety +3

      Stuff is flying, we're fighting giant monsters & I have an old nuke with a timer. None of this makes sense.

  • @Somerandomdude-ev2uh
    @Somerandomdude-ev2uh Před 3 lety +136

    "He's just like the killer monster that didn't die".
    "So he's a saviour now"
    History sumarised

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 Před 3 lety +6

    A Godzilla movie, without Godzilla, just brillaint.

  • @rishikeshpv3601
    @rishikeshpv3601 Před 3 lety +1

    6:00 I’m giggling to myself whenever remembering these lines for 2 days now.

  • @AzureIV
    @AzureIV Před 3 lety +80

    But the writer didn't say anything about them saying "Let them fight."

  • @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
    @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 Před 3 lety +32

    “There’s a main character on the ship, so he’s gonna avoid it.”
    “Oh, a very considerate Lizard” 😂🤣🦎

  • @crossfire7474
    @crossfire7474 Před 3 lety +9

    "Wife, nurse, mother". You got me there 😆

  • @GarrettDylan
    @GarrettDylan Před 3 lety +1

    "Well cuz I write the lines that he says." - 3:30
    I cried laughing a little xD

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. Před 3 lety +222

    “That’s a recognizable name and we haven’t made one in a while, that pretty much checks off all the boxes”
    this dude just pretty much summed up all Hollywood in one iconic elegant sentence

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Před 3 lety +7

      Yep, it shows that Hollywood is mostly motivated by money now!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Před 3 lety +5

      Casual audiences are suckers for nostalgia.

    • @Valiente350
      @Valiente350 Před 3 lety +5

      I love RDJ...but RDJ in Dr. Dolittle.

    • @1516Spinola6040
      @1516Spinola6040 Před 3 lety +7

      Money is tight!

    • @Smible
      @Smible Před 3 lety +2

      @@1516Spinola6040 is it easy to make money?

  • @islamadam8502
    @islamadam8502 Před 3 lety +64

    "That's right, and do you know who else is barely gonna be in the movie?"
    "Oh, please don't say Godzilla."
    "Godzilla!" 😂😂

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 3 lety +1

      Not having Godzilla in a Godzilla movie is TIGHT!

  • @sorgii
    @sorgii Před 3 lety +4

    "And she ends up dying"
    "Oh that's fatal"

  • @EveOfChaos
    @EveOfChaos Před 2 lety +1

    “And she ends up dying!”
    “Oh, that's fatal.”
    lmfao

  • @davemca262
    @davemca262 Před 3 lety +31

    Getting the notification for a Godzilla pitch meeting is tight

  • @ViewerOnline101
    @ViewerOnline101 Před 3 lety +120

    Yeah, a movie called "Godzilla" that's 2 hours long literally only had Godzilla in it for 12 minutes.

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 Před 3 lety +19

      And it was great. The sense of scale in the film was masterfully executed.

    • @bipolarcow
      @bipolarcow Před 3 lety +16

      Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, a 2 hour movie about dinosaurs, has even less on screen time than that. Only 14 minutes of dinosaurs.
      And that movie is a stone cold classic.

    • @stevendavis6157
      @stevendavis6157 Před 3 lety +5

      @@cenciende9401 No, it was terrible and trailers left ppl confused. They should made a monster horror movie instead of godzilla.

    • @domesticgamer6002
      @domesticgamer6002 Před 3 lety +5

      I mean big monsters don’t really carry plot cause they can’t talk

    • @VanillaSunrise56
      @VanillaSunrise56 Před 3 lety

      @@domesticgamer6002 They can if you watch the dub of Godzilla vs Gigan

  • @kubikkuratko188
    @kubikkuratko188 Před 3 lety +69

    " And then theres this big monster gonna show up!"
    "Godzilla?!"
    "Nope."
    "Oh"
    My reaction too.

  • @MiguelCruz-oz7km
    @MiguelCruz-oz7km Před 3 lety +2

    I didn't know how the movie ended until this video. I had to go to the bathroom and when I came back, the credits were rolling. I could have watched it on Netflix but I figured I was okay not knowing.

  • @MaliciousCup
    @MaliciousCup Před 3 lety +38

    "They communicate using echo location"
    - so sound, they talk to each other.

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather Před 3 lety +10

      The whole process of echolocation is right there in the name. Echo. Location. It's a way animals find their own location based off echoes of sound that they make. It has nothing to do with communicating at all

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Před 3 lety +2

      Exactly.

  • @davebennett5069
    @davebennett5069 Před 3 lety +36

    My father in law was hyped to see this, he LOVES monster flicks. Ended up calling it "Godzilla, Where Are You?"

  • @neinlives9424
    @neinlives9424 Před 3 lety

    Screen Rant and this channel gimmick of pitch meetings it the best thing on youtube. Just great stuff guys! Thanks

  • @saam7737
    @saam7737 Před 3 měsíci

    Outback Steakhouse and the “oh it’s not ok that you did that” had me full belly laughing 😂😂

  • @annabellemay-flower8220
    @annabellemay-flower8220 Před 3 lety +241

    "Wife"
    "What?"
    "Nurse"
    "But-"
    "Mother"
    "these aren't personality traits"
    "Wife nurse mother"
    "Ok."

  • @boxkid759
    @boxkid759 Před 3 lety +45

    "so you have a movie for me?"
    "yes sir I do"

    • @5Ci0N
      @5Ci0N Před 3 lety

      🤦

    • @MarkelleRayneeSheree
      @MarkelleRayneeSheree Před 3 lety +5

      Well every other comment is just quotes from the video we all watched so why not?

    • @Paul-zh2jp
      @Paul-zh2jp Před 3 lety +3

      quoting unremarkable lines is tight. and funny

  • @jamesmmcgill
    @jamesmmcgill Před 3 lety +2

    Joe Brody: Say my name.
    MUTO: **roars**
    Joe Brady: *You're goddamn right.*

  • @kevinrhea7332
    @kevinrhea7332 Před 3 lety +1

    This channel spares me from ever seeing any of these movies while still being able to feel up to date and equipped with a list of reasons I don’t

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 Před 3 lety +38

    The Suez Canal is TIGHT.

  • @DilonMoodley
    @DilonMoodley Před 3 lety +54

    "Because that's how we're going to get people to come look at our mutos"

  • @mantovannni
    @mantovannni Před 3 lety

    Some of the finest CZcams content right here.

  • @gemtee317
    @gemtee317 Před 3 lety +1

    Please give us a screen rant on the Leprechaun movies especially the last one, what a piece of work that was..

  • @augusthawks6576
    @augusthawks6576 Před 3 lety +31

    If you're gonna have giant monsters fight make sure it's really dark, raining and you use nothing but close ups.

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 Před 3 lety

      Having part of fight on tiny cell phone screen or 13 inch tv good too.
      Wouldn't want to be too overpowered by the monsters size.

    • @themexican8720
      @themexican8720 Před 3 lety +2

      Actually the movie was never meant to be that dark, it was a transfer issue with the Home Release. The original, Theatrical source was clearly visible.

  • @Rxlochan
    @Rxlochan Před 3 lety +26

    Very considerate Lizard 🦎👏