Meg 2: The Trench Pitch Meeting

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    Jason Statham fighting giant prehistoric sharks. That’s maybe the easiest pitch that’s ever been made, and first Meg movie made over half a billion dollars thanks to that awesome sounding premise. And when something makes half a billion dollars, you can bet we’re going to see some more of it.
    Meg 2: The Trench definitely raises some questions. Like why is this shark movie mostly about humans running around doing sketchy stuff? How did Jason Statham free dive at 25,000 feet? Wait, these movies are based on books? Where did that Kraken come from and why isn’t anyone talking about it?
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  • @GPhipps
    @GPhipps Před 9 měsíci +7947

    The fact that these are based on a book series hit me like an absolute truck.

    • @KillerKondom
      @KillerKondom Před 9 měsíci +158

      Theyre pretty good

    • @yantejeda2039
      @yantejeda2039 Před 9 měsíci +169

      the books are AMAZING!!!

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 Před 9 měsíci +202

      Books are waayy better than this garbage.

    • @No-onesgayformoleman
      @No-onesgayformoleman Před 9 měsíci +125

      ​@@mikes5637They usually are compared to their movie counterparts

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 Před 9 měsíci +66

      ​@@yantejeda2039I've been told that the first couple are good, but they are garbage after that.

  • @SpideyWarsStudios
    @SpideyWarsStudios Před 9 měsíci +5972

    The first one, for all its faults, was still a shark attack movie. This movie is basically "The Meg 2: The Fish and The Furious"

    • @AlexisAdrian00
      @AlexisAdrian00 Před 9 měsíci +50

      Agreed

    • @MegaGandalf12
      @MegaGandalf12 Před 9 měsíci +282

      In the next F&F, they'll drive a car to the bottom of the ocean. That's the only place they haven't taken a car to yet 😂

    • @MrRezRising
      @MrRezRising Před 9 měsíci +90

      It's all about family, yo.

    • @toxsicle9753
      @toxsicle9753 Před 9 měsíci +18

      family

    • @uhiuhik
      @uhiuhik Před 9 měsíci +19

      Damn dawg, that's the tiniest bit harsh. I'm not comparing it to 2001 or anything, but The Meg 2 was exactly what I thought it would be and I enjoyed it. Which I cannot say about the FF movies. ✌️

  • @Migey11
    @Migey11 Před 9 měsíci +2510

    I greatly appreciate how well that oceanic pressure joke will sneak by under the radar totally unnoticed by anyone who watches this in a few years.

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Před 9 měsíci +140

      I have to confess I already had forgotten about that. I mean, that was two whole months ago.

    • @nooneinparticular1491
      @nooneinparticular1491 Před 9 měsíci +133

      @Migey11 - "...under the radar..." Given the circumstances, perhaps "...under the sonar..." is an even better metaphor?

    • @benwarwick4290
      @benwarwick4290 Před 9 měsíci +30

      Was a well constructed joke 😂😂😂

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit took me a second

    • @azultarmizi
      @azultarmizi Před 9 měsíci +15

      @@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii that was two months ago already???

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Před 6 měsíci +104

    "You don't see fish down there wearing armor."
    Placoderms: "Do we just not exist in your world?"

    • @RibusPQR
      @RibusPQR Před 2 měsíci +6

      Late Devonian Extinction: bonjour

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@RibusPQR Coelacanths: Bonjour à toi aussi.

    • @RibusPQR
      @RibusPQR Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@JacobL228 Placoderms are in one section of the tree of life, while Coelacanths and humans are in a different section.

    • @augustuslxiii
      @augustuslxiii Před 2 měsíci +2

      I mean, no, not anymore.

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@RibusPQR My point is something from around that time technically survived, so maybe placoderms are in that trench, too.

  • @xingxing0428
    @xingxing0428 Před 9 měsíci +3706

    "These are based on books!?"
    Literally 99% of people watching this just found that out lol

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Před 9 měsíci +58

      Yeah I had no clue lool

    • @venezuela0076
      @venezuela0076 Před 9 měsíci +43

      I literally said that out loud 😂

    • @misatokitty76
      @misatokitty76 Před 9 měsíci +18

      I knew it with the first, because I read the book... years ago... but I didn't know the guy wrote more. Same guy who wrote Jaws, wasn't it?

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Před 9 měsíci +23

      Even worse...i forgot this movie even existed.

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 Před 9 měsíci

      @@misatokitty76 No you dingus

  • @nickcrawford2456
    @nickcrawford2456 Před 9 měsíci +1546

    Sharks in a WWI trench sounds like the perfect prequel to Sharknado. Make it happen, Hollywood!

    • @Soupy_loopy
      @Soupy_loopy Před 9 měsíci +24

      Abso-freakin-lutely

    • @7shinta7
      @7shinta7 Před 9 měsíci +6

      My first thought, too.

    • @Daemonik
      @Daemonik Před 9 měsíci +32

      "But the writers are on strike!"
      "Eh, let AI do it. A sharknado prequel isn't that important."
      Result: *Best. Movie. Ever.*

    • @dariakey5318
      @dariakey5318 Před 9 měsíci +4

      This comment needs more likes

    • @StevieB8363
      @StevieB8363 Před 9 měsíci +4

      You sir, are a genius.

  • @Verinexa
    @Verinexa Před 9 měsíci +89

    In France, the film was promoted with this catchphrase "The end justifies the means" except the word , "fin", was replaced by "faim" which means hunger and is pronouced the same . The sentence becomes "La faim justifie les moyens" = Hunger justifies the means 😂

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Před 8 měsíci +11

      That's fantastic lol

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 Před 8 měsíci +9

      Lmfao

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns Před 4 měsíci +8

      Good pun use!

    • @Pillboxing
      @Pillboxing Před měsícem +1

      The fact those words are pronounced the same is ridiculous. I'd definitely want to figure out which one it is based on the context of the conversation every time. Insane

  • @joerobins5649
    @joerobins5649 Před 9 měsíci +891

    I continue to be impressed by Ryan's absolute SLAM DUNK jokes. That OceanGate reference is gonna have me laughing for a week.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 Před 9 měsíci +9

      I was half expecting the ScreenRant headline right there... then I realized they don't write about such things (and there still half a video left)

    • @mystique5113
      @mystique5113 Před 9 měsíci +8

      The OceanGate reference is going to have you laughing? People DIED in that. It's supposed to make you remember how dangerous it is, not to laugh at people's death.

    • @marchdarkenotp3346
      @marchdarkenotp3346 Před 9 měsíci +22

      @@mystique5113 Those people are not worthy an ounce of sympathy.

    • @mystique5113
      @mystique5113 Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@marchdarkenotp3346 May same be said of you and yours. Amen.

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@marchdarkenotp3346correction one of those people

  • @BIGJ0E
    @BIGJ0E Před 9 měsíci +3919

    "Something nuts would have to happen for a kind of mass education on oceanic pressure."
    Man that one got me good. Too soon.

    • @EarthIsSmall
      @EarthIsSmall Před 9 měsíci +145

      absolutely lost it here🤣

    • @obsidianjane4413
      @obsidianjane4413 Před 9 měsíci +218

      I thought it was a very clever but not disrespectful current events reference. I wonder if ppl watching this in 10 years will even get it.

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX Před 9 měsíci +190

      @@obsidianjane4413 People watching this in just a year probably won't get it....

    • @alexandercain732
      @alexandercain732 Před 9 měsíci +15

      ​​@@obsidianjane4413well, Clive Cussler is dead, so probably not...

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus Před 9 měsíci +41

      In the moment, I could tell it was alluding to something but I didn't know what. Belatedly, I get it.

  • @johnshort5830
    @johnshort5830 Před 9 měsíci +1892

    Something nuts would have to happen for a kind of mass education on oceanic pressure. Absolute legend.

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Před 9 měsíci +68

      Absolutely. This was my favourite.

    • @FrankietheLawDog
      @FrankietheLawDog Před 9 měsíci +88

      Wow, wow, wow………wow!

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 Před 9 měsíci +94

      apparently diving to titanic isnt super easy, barely an inconvenience..........

    • @SilvaaVitor
      @SilvaaVitor Před 9 měsíci +32

      I often see people mention "their favorite lines" from Pitch Meetings and I'm like wait how can you decide on just one? And now I get it, this one was actually such a good catch from Ryan, definitely one of the best. I hope the top comments will preserve this with context so people watching 5 years from now will get it too.

    • @ZimCrusher
      @ZimCrusher Před 9 měsíci +48

      Even my 6 year old nephew, caught that.
      "Wouldn't they be crushed, like Titanic?"
      ... and yet... The 'writers' want more money, when a 6 year old can point out their mistakes.

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 Před 9 měsíci +459

    The "Meg in the trenches in WW2 fighting soldiers" idea is so batsht insane that I want to see it.

    • @tommyshelby2787
      @tommyshelby2787 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Or about a real-life event, about crocodiles eating WW2 soldiers.

    • @danwhite77
      @danwhite77 Před 8 měsíci +37

      World War One.... that had the trench warfare.

    • @davids2427
      @davids2427 Před 8 měsíci

      😂me 2 ! 🦈🦈🦈

    • @ccdecc6650
      @ccdecc6650 Před 7 měsíci +7

      I think that will have to be addressed in Megnado.

    • @Fabian46544
      @Fabian46544 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@danwhite77 for some reason I read that in the honest-trailer-guys voice 😂

  • @alongexpectedsoundscape
    @alongexpectedsoundscape Před 9 měsíci +191

    You can just feel the progression of excitement and energy in these compared to the older ones and its hilarious and awesome

    • @gojisandhu
      @gojisandhu Před 9 měsíci +7

      They descend into madness slowly over time

  • @Terrezio
    @Terrezio Před 9 měsíci +361

    That titanic submarine reference followed by a “yeyeye!” was gold😂😂

    • @Erick360.
      @Erick360. Před 9 měsíci +7

      I paused the video to look for this comment. You did not disappoint.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Před 9 měsíci +1

      Submersible* Different things.

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 Před 9 měsíci +7

      but will it hold up to the pressure of public opinion?

    • @Charok1
      @Charok1 Před 9 měsíci

      yeah, he snuck that sub implosion right in there

    • @Terrezio
      @Terrezio Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@englishatheart is a submarine not submersible?🤔😂

  • @xingxing0428
    @xingxing0428 Před 9 měsíci +291

    Off Screen death-initis is a serious Illness the that affects many characters in movies. Thank you Ryan for bringing awareness to this life threatening disease 😞

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 Před 9 měsíci +40

      The only viable protection is strong plot armor

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 Před 9 měsíci +9

      I hear cuban gooding jr caught that once.

    • @daredevil6145
      @daredevil6145 Před 9 měsíci +5

      like Blackfish in GoT

    • @joechapman8208
      @joechapman8208 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Let's hope he doesn't suffer from repeatmyjokesbacktomeophobia

    • @prastarkeepers
      @prastarkeepers Před 9 měsíci +8

      Shia Labeouf suffered from that less than a month ago.

  • @larsw3967
    @larsw3967 Před 9 měsíci +198

    This is EXACTLY how this pitch meeting went.....EXACTLY. I'm absolutely certain about it.

  • @dimitridehouck9506
    @dimitridehouck9506 Před 9 měsíci +164

    That Oceangate one literally got me on the floor laughing. Not too soon at all 😂

  • @siddharthnath7917
    @siddharthnath7917 Před 9 měsíci +1019

    The subtle nod with the "mass education about oceanic pressures" was perfect and hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @A.G.P.115
      @A.G.P.115 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Too soon...j/k I smiled 😊

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 8 měsíci +19

      Mocking tragedy is TIGHT. 🙄

    • @voyceinyourhead
      @voyceinyourhead Před 8 měsíci +37

      ​@@favoritemustard3542rich folks went dicking around a mass grave of poor folks. Yeah, not much sympathy to be had

    • @Zerradable
      @Zerradable Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@voyceinyourhead well, you seem to have sympathy for the state's tyranny.

    • @itsjezzer
      @itsjezzer Před 8 měsíci +25

      @@Zerradable I'm so sorry you got told to wear seatbelts and respect age of consent laws, my dude

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 Před 9 měsíci +522

    I was legitimately surprised by just how little shark there was in this shark movie where they tripled the number of sharks from the last one. John Sharkfight barely had anything to do.

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis Před 9 měsíci +30

      So _that's_ what his name is!

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 Před 9 měsíci +19

      That is a suitably epic name for a Jason Statham character in a shark movie ♥️

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis Před 9 měsíci +17

      @@skunkrat01 I shall be hugely disappointed if it turns out that isn't actually his name now 🤣

    • @diegodelsol1309
      @diegodelsol1309 Před 9 měsíci +17

      @@Somnogenesis Wel, sorry to say this, but his name is Jonas Sharkfight.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@diegodelsol1309
      I think you’re misremembering that, getting John Sharkfight mixed up with Jonah in the Bible, and your mind came up with Jonas. It happens.

  • @michaelvanburen6010
    @michaelvanburen6010 Před 9 měsíci +132

    The only reason I hope these movies keep getting made is so I can keep watching pitch meetings.

  • @linzerj9904
    @linzerj9904 Před 9 měsíci +60

    "Something nuts would have to happen for a mass education on oceanic pressure" - that dig at OceanGate was spot on

    • @TuckFwitter
      @TuckFwitter Před 3 měsíci +2

      5 months in the future it's funny still

  • @micahcaraballo5917
    @micahcaraballo5917 Před 9 měsíci +1003

    I took my 54-year-old mom to see this in theaters, she loves shark movies. And we were both quietly chuckling at all the silly scenarios that were happening throughout the movie 🤣 The first movie was such a “so bad that it’s good” film but this sequel feels like a “so bad that it’s hilariously bad” if that makes sense 😅🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @anakinskywalker0721
      @anakinskywalker0721 Před 9 měsíci +31

      I didn't finished the movie. Had to walk out. Couldn't take it anymore. 😅

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. Před 9 měsíci +1

      And for the first time I thought, I have a mom. Not I have a mom with downs

    • @micahcaraballo5917
      @micahcaraballo5917 Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@anakinskywalker0721 I don’t blame ya, it was pretty bad 🤣 But my Mom and I sat through the whole thing, I kept telling myself: “Do it for the $20 worth of tickets”! 😅

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender Před 9 měsíci +30

      I don’t think it’s really “bad”. It’s a dumb movie that knows it’s dumb and so it just has fun with it’s silliness

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Před 9 měsíci +8

      They really should have called in Gamera to help.

  • @BronzeBoy520
    @BronzeBoy520 Před 9 měsíci +558

    When I donated blood at the Red Cross, they offered me a ticket for this movie.
    I said no. That’s how little I wanted to see this film, but am BEYOND HYPED for the pitch meeting.

    • @mantheking
      @mantheking Před 9 měsíci +42

      Pitch Meetings and Honest Trailers have brought me to an interesting point, where usually I find myself looking forward more to the Pitch Meeting and Honest Trailer than the actual movie itself.

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim Před 9 měsíci +8

      calling the Chinese the good guys is kinda pushing it

    • @BronzeBoy520
      @BronzeBoy520 Před 9 měsíci +20

      @@stellviahohenheim what?

    • @voidaspects9173
      @voidaspects9173 Před 9 měsíci +18

      ​@@stellviahohenheimliterally what on earth...?

    • @somerandomschmuck2547
      @somerandomschmuck2547 Před 9 měsíci +18

      I mean in theory you could have taken the ticket, gone to the cinema, and then just walk into another theatre that was showing another movie, once you’ve passed the ticket booth and shown that you have a ticket I doubt the the cinema would care unless it’s one of those places that does assigned seats. Even then you could just check online for whatever seats are open right before the film starts.

  • @ChristineMcAvoy
    @ChristineMcAvoy Před 8 měsíci +6

    Me watching the movie: They're laughing and drinking on the beach...didn't a bunch of their friends, and a TON of people die?! Oh...this will be in the Pitch Meeting for sure.
    Didn't disappoint.

  • @nexus_of_a_crisis
    @nexus_of_a_crisis Před 9 měsíci +5

    “You just made me kind of want to learn how to read.” Now that’s gold!

  • @steveparsons7027
    @steveparsons7027 Před 9 měsíci +742

    Thank you Ryan and George. You two get along like brothers. Makes watching it, super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @MrSG647
      @MrSG647 Před 9 měsíci +12

      😂😂

    • @RickJames-wf2rm
      @RickJames-wf2rm Před 9 měsíci +8

      No no, us mortals do not engage in such dialect

    • @ctwhiskey3058
      @ctwhiskey3058 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Oh really?

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx Před 9 měsíci

      Which is Ryan and which is George

    • @TheFridge0x
      @TheFridge0x Před 9 měsíci

      wait this is twins? well damnnnnn I think they just prestige'd me

  • @SonicKing84
    @SonicKing84 Před 9 měsíci +92

    I've never been more whiplashed in a pitch meeting...how the hell did this come from a book series?!

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 Před 9 měsíci +11

      It'd make a great Pop-Up Book🤣

  • @matt_rector_media
    @matt_rector_media Před 9 měsíci +3

    “Friggin useless thermocline, stupid thermocline!” I’m dead

  • @DillishUs
    @DillishUs Před 9 měsíci +56

    The MEG was a surprisingly good book my dad and I bonded over back in middle school, & our whole family was obsessed with movie when it came out. THANK YOU for publicizing that there's a book!

  • @johnathanfuentes5158
    @johnathanfuentes5158 Před 9 měsíci +575

    Not going to lie, the black dude being prepared after surviving a horror esc event was refreshing. Learned how to swim, trained himself, and armed himself because he didn’t know what to expect. Dude became my favorite character

    • @jybrokenhearted
      @jybrokenhearted Před 9 měsíci +27

      Knowing how to swim didn't help Obama's chef

    • @doriantaylor887
      @doriantaylor887 Před 9 měsíci +19

      ​@@jybrokenheartedObama's chef knew how to swim.. there's videos of it

    • @Jehty21
      @Jehty21 Před 9 měsíci

      Did he die?

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX Před 9 měsíci +2

      Did that really happen or did you just make it up?

    • @uhiuhik
      @uhiuhik Před 9 měsíci +8

      Page Kennedy is woefully underrated. ✌️

  • @SageVallant
    @SageVallant Před 9 měsíci +246

    They also had a character's helmet get cracked and slowly implode and they died from being crushed by the pressure like... 20 minutes earlier in the movie before Statham breathes out all the air and goes for a swim.

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 Před 9 měsíci +25

      I think they got the idea of him breathing out all the air and being alright from how breathing works in space. You can survive in the vacuum of space for a while if you breathe out all the air in your lungs first. Though if you hold your breath the pressure changes too much and the gas will expand
      So it's not completely out of left field but it's still hella stupid

    • @niceguy191
      @niceguy191 Před 9 měsíci +53

      ​@@maxbracegirdle9990ignoring that going into space is about one atmosphere of change in pressure, while being 25000ft under seawater is about 750 atmospheres

    • @stevereedatx
      @stevereedatx Před 9 měsíci +64

      There’s no pressure Jason Statham can’t handle.

    • @DingbatToast
      @DingbatToast Před 9 měsíci +15

      In the vacuum of space, it's not so much about air pressure in your lungs, more that you would lower the boiling point of all the fluids in your body. So all the blood, water etc, would start to boil inside you.

    • @Pepespizzeria1
      @Pepespizzeria1 Před 9 měsíci +9

      You actually....watched... it?

  • @lmn977
    @lmn977 Před 9 měsíci +25

    They really jumped the shark, in every sense

  • @SKOOKSz
    @SKOOKSz Před 9 měsíci +62

    I look forward to new pitch meetings more than the actual movies.

  • @Quetzal00358
    @Quetzal00358 Před 9 měsíci +292

    Please do a Pitch Meeting for National Treasure! I feel like it’s the perfect movie for a Pitch Meeting

    • @jhammond1978
      @jhammond1978 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Yes... what do u think of my suggestions? I've been asking for months to no response 😕...
      Superman with Christopher Reeve all 4 including the hit TV show SUPERMAN AND LOIS on the CW network! It's actually really good!
      Psycho movies all 4
      Footloose (1984)
      Karate Kid (all)
      Titanic and Cat in the Hat.... with both versions of THE THING if he can't then John Carpenters THE THING
      Outter Banks as well as Unbrella Academy!
      Copy and paste soo Ryan can see and we can have fun going to the past!!

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ Před 9 měsíci +9

      Any movie is perfect for pitch meeting

    • @jhammond1978
      @jhammond1978 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@iamme25yago right!

    • @mmack66
      @mmack66 Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@InsertCreativeusername_ Schindler's List probably isn't.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Před 9 měsíci +10

      ​@@InsertCreativeusername_Some are more perfect than others. National Treasure seems like it would be exceptionally perfect.
      It is a really fun movie while being absurd with lots of stupidity.

  • @lilyanna2467
    @lilyanna2467 Před 9 měsíci +657

    We need a pitch meeting for every movie ever made.

  • @xellios
    @xellios Před 8 měsíci +16

    I absolutely love this series. I can't be the only one that wants to see Pitch Meetings for the Saw movies. Maybe not every single one of them but a few would be great.

  • @AlexLee-dc2vb
    @AlexLee-dc2vb Před 9 měsíci +2

    that bit about Ocean Gate was genius

  • @bestintheband5114
    @bestintheband5114 Před 9 měsíci +44

    "The Trench" is a reference to where their creativity and writer skill is currently at

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 9 měsíci +1

      This film has been getting good reviews. Silly and bonkers on purpose...

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Před 9 měsíci +138

    I've actually never heard of the Titan sub, so I believe everything this movie tells me about the survivability of deep sea pressure.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. Před 9 měsíci +9

      Yeyeye

    • @farandr
      @farandr Před 9 měsíci +6

      They just didn't know air was the issue, not the overwhelming crushing force of gravity.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Před 9 měsíci +1

      Wait, no one mentioned the Titan sub, how did you know the name of the event being referenced if you never heard of it before?
      oooh, busted! I'm telling Mom!

  • @SweboySMM2
    @SweboySMM2 Před 9 měsíci +18

    I hope he continues with the audible books concept. Sounds like a solid idea!

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 Před 9 měsíci +1

      They need to make a movie about explaining the thought processes that go into making movies. Then write a book about it, so I can hear someone read it to me

  • @tatsuuuuuu
    @tatsuuuuuu Před 9 měsíci +3

    I thought the allusion to the Titan sub implosion would be the end and cutaway to article with how good that setup and punchline was xD

  • @LordMaric
    @LordMaric Před 9 měsíci +339

    So nice of Ryan to let us know about his break! He even spoken like 10 words after it started! Trully a man commited to his audience!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 9 měsíci +15

      And he even stared silently after the break, truly the youtuber of all time

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Před 9 měsíci

      Union bureaucracy is a bitch!

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 Před 9 měsíci +4

      One small problem, his watch is fast. He still had 3 minutes until his break time. His manager with the big mustache is going to be upset.

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf Před 9 měsíci

      Often happened to a wife character in an action movie

    • @BarzulRei
      @BarzulRei Před 9 měsíci +1

      He really should get something to eat on his break, he works too hard not to eat something, just standing there staring off into space is probably not the best use of his personal time.

  • @HeyHeyChey
    @HeyHeyChey Před 9 měsíci +12

    3:06 holy shit, that was absolutely brutal

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV Před 9 měsíci +18

    Ryan seemed to have more fun with this one than usual 😄

  • @Goremize
    @Goremize Před 9 měsíci +21

    Mentioning all of us learning about the pressures of water recently is something I was not expecting

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje Před 9 měsíci +21

    Every plot point made me go "WTF are you kidding me".

  • @ICU-812
    @ICU-812 Před 9 měsíci +31

    "That doesn't seem physically possible."
    "See the thing about this guy is he's Jason Statham."
    Flawless logic.

  • @jamesosullivan7969
    @jamesosullivan7969 Před 8 měsíci +3

    "mass education on oceanic pressure" might be funniest line from this entire series! Tragic but hilariously used here.

  • @DavidCousens
    @DavidCousens Před 9 měsíci +17

    The delivery on “These are based on BOOKS?!?” Was absolutely perfect! (I’ve never thought I’d empathise with Producer Guy so strongly!)

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 9 měsíci +431

    Jason Statham being a 50 ft shark killer is one of the most majestic cinematic moments

    • @danallison8745
      @danallison8745 Před 9 měsíci +37

      He is only 5’2” ; )

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome Před 9 měsíci +7

      It was one of the most moments in cinema history

    • @im3phirebird81
      @im3phirebird81 Před 9 měsíci +27

      @@danallison8745 Misunderstanding another person't comment on purpose
      a) is tight
      b) is super easy, barely an inconvenience
      c) saves you money in the special effects department

    • @esra_erimez
      @esra_erimez Před 9 měsíci

      Are you certain?

    • @fahrenheit1522
      @fahrenheit1522 Před 9 měsíci

      Can I say your name ?

  • @klchu
    @klchu Před 9 měsíci +49

    Sometimes it's better to never see the movie and only the Pitch Meeting.

    • @perniciouspete4986
      @perniciouspete4986 Před 9 měsíci +10

      It's almost always better nowadays.

    • @TheRealLtrain
      @TheRealLtrain Před 9 měsíci

      *all times

    • @3dartstudio007
      @3dartstudio007 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I would buy tickets to a movie theatre to see see "Ryan Pitches Movies!!" They don't even have to make the movie, save TONS in CGI costs and create a WAY better product I would LOVE! Win win!

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety Před 9 měsíci +1

      People see the movies?

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes Před 9 měsíci

      It's saddest when i have to avoid the pitch meeting because i want to see the movie and these are full of spoilers

  • @RafaElorduy
    @RafaElorduy Před 8 měsíci +34

    The "something has to happen for people to be massively educated about deep ocean pressure" part just made my life better.

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st Před 9 měsíci +3

    Pronouncing Jason Statham with a soft TH is the ultimate roast.

  • @GeoCalifornian
    @GeoCalifornian Před 9 měsíci +17

    2:58 “You don’t see fish down here wearing armor do you?” -that was probably the sloppy engineering thinking of OceanGate before their submersible imploded... 😅

  • @troglodytezero1697
    @troglodytezero1697 Před 9 měsíci +71

    Man Jason must have a solid fan base to keep getting theater gigs.

    • @frenchyroastify
      @frenchyroastify Před 9 měsíci +5

      Your comment made made me Google -Jason Statham / cologne-. Yep, It's called "Terre d'Hermes". Probably huge in China.

    • @leonardebron6032
      @leonardebron6032 Před 9 měsíci +11

      He’s a phenomenal actor, regardless of script.

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah

    • @thathorrorguy1974
      @thathorrorguy1974 Před 9 měsíci +16

      Jason Statham makes me wanna watch movies I never cared to know exist because anything he's in is always fun to watch

    • @RPGeek
      @RPGeek Před 8 měsíci

      Movies like this is just a money laundering scheme for producers. Doesn't matter if they make any money, they already did

  • @justrecentlyi5444
    @justrecentlyi5444 Před 9 měsíci +18

    For people from a long time in the future, this film (and video) came out not long afer the Oceangate Titan submarine implosion.
    Also, I really enjoyed the "That sounds so... cost-saving" and "How'd you come up with that?" lines, and I hope they get used again.

  • @Arcessitor
    @Arcessitor Před 9 měsíci +74

    I don't think I've seen a pitch meeting where the two characters interact so smoothly with each other before. Is that just me. This script and mannerisms and the way they cut into each other just seems smoother in this one somehow.

  • @jon_ovo3653
    @jon_ovo3653 Před 9 měsíci +10

    “Glad you were able to hear me but don’t steal my idea you son of uh gun” 💀💀💀

  • @willstrickland9952
    @willstrickland9952 Před 9 měsíci +14

    The ocean gate joke was perfect 😂😂

  • @deinoswiz1
    @deinoswiz1 Před 9 měsíci +14

    The Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailers, and Everything Wrong With really give perfect movie analysis. So professionally done, and these videos just show true thoughts. The movies are now just leaching off past movies which are following movies that tried to copy original movies and books. Perfect analogy is a soda with no ice cubs, to then having a cube added progressively. That soda is going to water down and loose its strength.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P Před 8 měsíci +2

      Every movie is based off of a past movie. If you mean all they are doing is making sequels, than they would be the executives at these companies fault. However as is the case with Video Games, moves will never get better, until people start only giving money to movies that have earned their money. The fact that Disney is still making money on some of their movies, has shown me, that I overestimated the intellect level of people. I mean why support a film created with an intricate plot, really well thought out characters, and an amazing score done by an award winning orchestra, when we can watch people fart on strangers... I... just want to die.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Před 6 měsíci +2

      Cinamasins is horrid. Unfunny jokes constantly and counting it as a "sin"

    • @sosayweall_jpg
      @sosayweall_jpg Před 2 měsíci

      Honest trailers is fine, not quite as good as pitch meetings but cinema sins is absolutely goddawful. poor planned, edited, voiced, everything. check out Shaun's takedown of them, it's extremely comprehensive.

  • @perfectsoulmates2023
    @perfectsoulmates2023 Před 9 měsíci +11

    ☀️ You can clearly see how HAPPY Ryan is in this video 🙌🏼

  • @wutthabuck8772
    @wutthabuck8772 Před 9 měsíci +25

    Jason Statham fighting Mega sharks & dinosaurs is TIGHT !

  • @jonathanbrown7917
    @jonathanbrown7917 Před 9 měsíci +37

    As someone who has audibly listened to a book in the Megverse that joke hit home haha

  • @jamaldowner
    @jamaldowner Před 9 měsíci +14

    This channel has literally saved me thousands of dollars and dozens of hours worth of time.

  • @timopper5488
    @timopper5488 Před 9 měsíci +53

    You really nailed it with the human conflict versus shark action. I really enjoyed the first movie, so I was pretty excited to see this one, expecting much more of the last part of the movie which was PROMINENTLY presented in the trailer.

    • @moretac
      @moretac Před 7 měsíci +4

      But that last part on fun island was so insane and over the top that I still came away pretty entertained and satisfied with the movie.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@moretac
      Oh no doubt!! I just wish that much more of the movie took place there.

    • @maxshepherd4855
      @maxshepherd4855 Před 3 měsíci

      there was literally more shark screentime in this one than the first.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Před 3 měsíci

      @@maxshepherd4855
      I’ll take your word on that, but clearly it wasn’t dispersed very well throughout.

  • @chrisrosa4393
    @chrisrosa4393 Před 9 měsíci +106

    Kudos to keeping up with current events and tying in that “ Mass education on oceanic pressure” reference. Honestly many ppl were talking about that specific scene in the movie and likely many of them only knew it was wrong BC of that event 💯

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Před 9 měsíci

      People* Using actual words is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @chrisrosa4393
      @chrisrosa4393 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@englishatheart correcting grammar under CZcams comments..NOT super easy…but barely an inconvenience if you’ve got nothing else to do ☝🏽🥴

    • @JamesLacroixx
      @JamesLacroixx Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@chrisrosa4393 I would say it IS super easy but it's definitely NOT *tight*.
      Pretty sure people write 'ppl' because they just want to and not because they didn't know you could write the word 'people' lmao

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Před 9 měsíci

      Kudos for being aware of the biggest news event of current year? Really?

    • @chrisrosa4393
      @chrisrosa4393 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@Arcessitor the people burning in Hawaii would beg to differ…
      Ykno…96 dead and untold amount missing while the fires are still burning after days..I’d say that’s much bigger news than a missing sub of 5 ppl yeah?

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm Před 9 měsíci +23

    They really jumped the shark on this one.

  • @samuel3176
    @samuel3176 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Offscreen deathanitis 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    That one sent me

  • @roy5815
    @roy5815 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Ryan makes such clever jokes, you just wanna take notes and replay that thing a few times before you even consider laughing cz they are such works of arts

  • @nugget3687
    @nugget3687 Před 9 měsíci +35

    What's even the point of having mech suits that give you super strength in a movie with giant sharks if you don't use them to actually fight the sharks?!

    • @specialk5523
      @specialk5523 Před 9 měsíci

      Or for, you know, walking around a base with potential bad guys, using them to lift doors open, and maybe refill the air tanks because the bad guys wore them too so they had to have a way to do that, just…. Such wasted power.

  • @pon3d120
    @pon3d120 Před 9 měsíci +12

    That World War 1 idea actually sounds incredible.

  • @rise4811
    @rise4811 Před 9 měsíci +7

    “Wait, what has a crack in it?” 😂😂😂 Ryan never fails to *crack* me up.

  • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
    @bagpussmacfarlan9008 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Just watched this and was desperately hoping there was a pitch meeting...nailed it totally 😁

  • @RideTheTeacups
    @RideTheTeacups Před 9 měsíci +5

    “Offscreen Deathonitis” is my new favorite thing ever!!! 🎉😂😂

    • @TrueLegateDamar
      @TrueLegateDamar Před 9 měsíci +1

      It's even funnier knowing it was solely because the actress got into legal trouble with Chinese authorities and outright disappeared for a while.

  • @No-onesgayformoleman
    @No-onesgayformoleman Před 9 měsíci +73

    Ryan: Can I do an oceangate reference without being disrespectful?
    Also Ryan: Super easy, barely and inconvenience

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 Před 9 měsíci +5

      being disrespectful is good, stop worshipping dullness

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Před 9 měsíci

      As if any joke isn't immediately disrespectful to the dead. Stop trying to make comedy nice. It doesn't need to be nice.

    • @No-onesgayformoleman
      @No-onesgayformoleman Před 9 měsíci

      @Arcessitor Geesus, whats wrong with you pansies? I just wanted to use a Ryan meme. Fuck the Sub victims.

    • @Dvailen
      @Dvailen Před 9 měsíci

      @@Arcessitor They went in ignoring every single warning they were given. To say it's disrespectful to joke about it is disrespectful to the word "disrespectful".

  • @jamesr8473
    @jamesr8473 Před 9 měsíci +40

    Hard to believe writers are concerned their jobs are at risk of being taken over by Artificial Intelligence when such cinematic masterpieces are created

    • @phenel
      @phenel Před 8 měsíci +6

      hard to believe they think that they're deserving of more money, so much so that they're on strike when such masterpieces exist.

    • @EWSwot
      @EWSwot Před 8 měsíci

      Hard to believe corporations are attempting to make more money by abusing their workers and changing the terms of the industry.

    • @shanna864
      @shanna864 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Better movies don’t get greenlit

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@phenel Best time to go on strike is when you can easily just be replaced by a machine /s

  • @Empisee
    @Empisee Před 9 měsíci +18

    I spent most of my time watching this movie thinking of how Ryan would present its pitch meeting.

  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 Před 9 měsíci +58

    I love learning new things, such as this movie's existence - I legit had no idea about it until this video!

  • @JohannyM
    @JohannyM Před 9 měsíci +22

    I remember watching this movie when it came out and when the Meg in captivity escape the first thing that came to my mind was the screen writer guy saying "that was super easy barely an inconvenience"

  • @jackrendall4013
    @jackrendall4013 Před 9 měsíci +7

    This is definitely my favorite pitch meeting in a while! Keep up the good work Ryan 👍

  • @FloydSamson
    @FloydSamson Před 8 měsíci +2

    This movie to me was what cinema is all about. It's a ton of fun.

  • @captainawesome1704
    @captainawesome1704 Před 9 měsíci +73

    I love how much these characters have developed over the years keep up the great work Ryan ☺️

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 Před 9 měsíci +5

    3:03
    even Oceangate doesn’t escape the pitch snark.

  • @colin5577
    @colin5577 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The jokes came hard and fast in this one. Absolutely fantastic. Wow wow wow Wow.

  • @cajunguy6502
    @cajunguy6502 Před 9 měsíci +53

    This actually makes the movie sound better than I thought it would be.

  • @jon_ovo3653
    @jon_ovo3653 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Lmfao referencing ocean gate non directly is tight 😂😂😂

  • @TheMonkeyMedicine
    @TheMonkeyMedicine Před 9 měsíci

    You are brilliant! You and your staff and coworkers.

  • @-Draco_
    @-Draco_ Před 9 měsíci +2

    I absolutely want to believe that when you're not recording Pitch Meeting content that all you do is just stand there in silence and look around occasionally.

  • @CoffeeForAll
    @CoffeeForAll Před 9 měsíci +65

    I still don’t understand how you managed to sneak hidden cameras into all these studio meetings.

  • @bestintheband5114
    @bestintheband5114 Před 9 měsíci +6

    "Something NUTS would have to happen for a mass education on oceanic pressure" 💀

  • @jeffkadlec8264
    @jeffkadlec8264 Před 9 měsíci

    Great, as always!!!
    And LOVING your out-ro's!!

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 Před 9 měsíci +67

    I 100% believe this is exactly how the actual pitch went down, verbatim.

    • @8584zender
      @8584zender Před 9 měsíci +1

      Maybe a little more from the studio head pushing for writing, plot points and marketing targeted to the Asian market.

    • @hfbvmARF
      @hfbvmARF Před 9 měsíci

      @@8584zender The movie is so weird, the antagonists are Sharks, dinosaurs, Kraken and terrorists. Its like a free for all the whole movie.

  • @LynMa80
    @LynMa80 Před 9 měsíci +5

    I love how everybody runs TOWARDS the water on the beaches panic scenes XD

  • @LeonBosset
    @LeonBosset Před 9 měsíci +1

    Wonderfully clever how you fit Oceanic in this video.

  • @carsilk2492
    @carsilk2492 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love how sharks have become one of the most spectacular movie genres

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 Před 9 měsíci +27

    The craziest thing about this is that Ben Wheatley, who is typically an arthouse filmmaker (he's made some brilliant films), helmed this monstrosity 😂

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Před 9 měsíci +9

      Well I genuinely hope he had fun

    • @earlsmith7428
      @earlsmith7428 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Well, you have to remember, he has to make money too.

    • @reservoirdude92
      @reservoirdude92 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@ursidae97oh I'm sure he did! From what I know of him, he's big on genre films and schlock, and this is definitely big budget schlock haha

    • @reservoirdude92
      @reservoirdude92 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@earlsmith7428 Most definitely! Sort of a "one for them, one for me" scenario. Soon after he made that remake of Rebecca for Netflix, he went and made a low-budget eco-horror film called In the Earth (wild shit, that one).
      Definitely not knocking him for making this, it's just funny to me that this is the project he landed on 😄

    • @dissuede6949
      @dissuede6949 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@reservoirdude92"In the Earth" is one of the worst films I've ever sat through. Absolute drag from start to finish. I mean.. good god was it bad.

  • @connermcginnis
    @connermcginnis Před 9 měsíci +42

    This actually made me want to see the movie more than any other pitch meeting in pitch meeting history

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes Před 9 měsíci +7

      You were sold after finding out there's almost no Meg stuff?

    • @connermcginnis
      @connermcginnis Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@muskyoxes exactly!

    • @noahboss5617
      @noahboss5617 Před 8 měsíci

      Male lead literally melee kill a Meg.
      Stupid logicw but enjoyable movie to watch if you tolerate those

  • @joshpagano
    @joshpagano Před 9 měsíci

    Thank you for everything you do!

  • @ObscureRP
    @ObscureRP Před 9 měsíci

    "How did you come up with that?!?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SwannSac
    @SwannSac Před 9 měsíci +10

    these pitch meetings have become a god send for me, i work at a movie theater so its kinda nice to get a synopsis so i dont sound completely stupid talking to customers when they leave since i dont wanna watch these movies.

  • @LukeMaps
    @LukeMaps Před 9 měsíci +21

    Thank you, Ryan George for these pitch meetings. Being grateful for your tedious entertainment endeavors is super easy, barely an inconvenience.