WOKE TRASH! The Witcher: Blood Origin Is WORSE Than I Thought (Review)

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    The Witcher: Blood Origin is out on Netflix! But in addition to some unbelievably woke & diverse casting, sadly the series suffers from writing so bad it's almost unwatchable.
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  • @GingerZombie29
    @GingerZombie29 Před rokem +1593

    "It has the first kiss between two men in the show."
    Ah yes. The important stuff.

    • @aguyfromnothere
      @aguyfromnothere Před rokem +203

      In a show set in medevil Slavic world. Oh yeah…these people are really something.

    • @SilverBld
      @SilverBld Před rokem +78

      I sighed a VERY deep sigh when I saw this part......

    • @SevenJegeraJusovic
      @SevenJegeraJusovic Před rokem +170

      In whitcher game you can feel our slav culture, our old community, in netflix show you feel american forced point of views, of modern looks of merged people, whe didnt have that kind of mergenig,

    • @MultiKamil97
      @MultiKamil97 Před rokem +72

      @@aguyfromnothere Actually the show doesn't look a medieval Slavic world. It looks like an American middle ages and that's what makes it so bland and meh. I would be so happy if they actually made it look like it takes place in European middle ages.

    • @rosekalayauk6776
      @rosekalayauk6776 Před rokem +13

      Yeah no. Talk about culture smearing.

  • @Darkshinobi-X-
    @Darkshinobi-X- Před rokem +2669

    Netflix should just stop. Once Cavill left, the whole fan base literally went with him.

    • @christaylor7079
      @christaylor7079 Před rokem +237

      Honestly, season two’s extreme deviation from lore, quality storytelling, and character development chased most of us away before Cavill left.
      I mean, in the books, Yen basically adopts Ciri as a replacement for the kids she’d never be able to birth (a decision that she constantly regrets and tries to “fix”) and goes scorched earth multiple times to protect her. In the show, Yen loses her magic (for some unexplained reason) and spends the second season trying to set up some sort of Ciri sacrifice to gain her powers back. Who in the Hell thought that was a good narrative decision?

    • @radz7106
      @radz7106 Před rokem +94

      The fan base may have left, BUUUUT look on the bright side, they still have the PC WOKE LGTV people supporting them by NOT watching but by posting on twitter, And netflix prefer twitter clout than money

    • @LOUDERthanU
      @LOUDERthanU Před rokem +5

      Billy Eichner has now taken the role……

    • @Darkshinobi-X-
      @Darkshinobi-X- Před rokem +21

      @@christaylor7079 I remembered that. They try to make their own thing and hope it stick. But can someone please tell me what is so hard in using the source material and making a good series? Why netflix and other streaming platforms try and ruin a good thing? I'm just hoping to God that Disney don't destroy the new daredevil series because I just rewatched season 1 daredevil(netflix series) and a tear rolled down my eye. *chef kiss*

    • @boomingbob1579
      @boomingbob1579 Před rokem +3

      After watching how he acting after season 2 stuff started you say a hint

  • @redtigress9167
    @redtigress9167 Před rokem +138

    It is like Netflix saw the disaster that the show Rings of Power is, and decided "hang on, we can make something even worse than that." And they did.

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi Před rokem +65

    I'm a Polish person, not that it means much, but watching one of our greatest cultural exports get butchered over and over again kinda hurts my soul.
    No matter how used I got to watching terrible media, seeing The Witcher get disrespected will always bother me.

    • @gpsywolf
      @gpsywolf Před 10 měsíci +5

      On behalf of all the Americans who actually love and respect the source books and wish they had kept true to it, I apologize. Netflix should be ashamed.

    • @Mandy-bv5tn
      @Mandy-bv5tn Před 8 měsíci

      omg black people that's horrible 😭😭

    • @curleyqreviews9793
      @curleyqreviews9793 Před 7 měsíci

      As an American, I have made it my goal to read stories from other countries. The Witcher is on my list to read one day and I hope you have a good adaption to enjoy one day.

    • @gregvanpaassen
      @gregvanpaassen Před 6 měsíci

      Yes, it's typical American ignorance, rudeness, and disrespect of other cultures. Exactly the opposite of the DEI (diversity, equality, inclusion) that they always go on about. And then they have the gall to be offended that you're offended...

    • @fafiklata
      @fafiklata Před 2 měsíci

      @@curleyqreviews9793 I highly recommend. These books are so brilliantly written that you will read them with bated breath. It's just worth reading them in the right order.

  • @ShuhanDeath
    @ShuhanDeath Před rokem +385

    -It explores the unexplored lore of the witcher
    -The unexplored lore: Two men kissing

    • @MiBrCo4177
      @MiBrCo4177 Před rokem +5

      "unexplored lore.." because it's fan fiction.. I've watched the first episode and I kinda wanna finish it as something to watch while i eat dinner, or lunch, but idk.. I may or it may turn into a show that i slowly watch over the next few weeks and toss into my "long-term show" list. a list where I've got about 4 shows that I have been slowly watching when I can't be bothered to watch anything good on the many different streaming shows.. yeah lol this one will become a number on my list. 5.. number 5.

    • @goldiekoi935
      @goldiekoi935 Před rokem +17

      @@MiBrCo4177fan fiction is a good way to describe it. Except even fan fiction shows like fifty shades of grey are rated better than this lol.

    • @geehammer1511
      @geehammer1511 Před rokem +24

      @@MiBrCo4177 lets just call it fiction because the writers are not fans?

    • @madiqismal4186
      @madiqismal4186 Před rokem +19

      @@geehammer1511 But the Witcher is already fiction. To be more specific, this show should be called nonfan-fiction, since it was made by people who are clearly not fans.

    • @niarlatotepbasset
      @niarlatotepbasset Před rokem

      @Tickled Balls, that’s hot farts, that’s what it is. Nothing to do with Epic Fantasy at all. Like making a documentary about airplanes, but filming some random rocks on the road and talking about them instead. “Rainbow” and “femoid power” cults are showing nothing but hatred towards Epic Fantasy, no creativity, no substance, nothing to show.

  • @MrThademon
    @MrThademon Před rokem +1783

    Correction. It isn't the origin of the first witcher. It's what the show runners think was the origin of the first witcher which is why it fits into the lore like a square peg in a round hole. They didn't read the books. Or play the games. Or talk to anyone that knows what a witcher is and when they got hired probably in unison whined about why Geralt isn't gay. This could have been a new game of thrones if they came at it with even a tablespoon of respect for the source material and tried to stick as close as possible to it instead of sidelining the main god damned character to smash the patriarchy.

    • @justinbowers2749
      @justinbowers2749 Před rokem +134

      It’s because the creators of both Netflix show’s hate the Witcher with a passion

    • @laneneely1077
      @laneneely1077 Před rokem +80

      Gotta smash that patriarchy. It did create the source material after all.

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian Před rokem +79

      You didn’t enjoy the revelation that Eredin, Terrifying King of the wild hunt was a former Gay Hot Tub Lurker? 😂

    • @MrThademon
      @MrThademon Před rokem +32

      @@KeytarArgonian he looks like the dude that offers you appatizers at Chili's

    • @kalamansihans
      @kalamansihans Před rokem

      @@KeytarArgonian And Eredin's lover is a wheelchair BDSM gay dude he met on a medieval hot tub minority-only festival.

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 Před rokem +288

    All these remakes and death blows to classics is like watching a toddler scribble his crayons all over a Renaissance oil painting masterpiece while his two blue-haired mommies tell him how brave he is.

    • @Ebi_fuwafuwa
      @Ebi_fuwafuwa Před rokem +28

      They’re not mothers. They homosexual narcissists that bought a child like a product to fulfill their needs all the while denying that child his rights to his mother and father.

    • @alpha6games751
      @alpha6games751 Před rokem +7

      Not even just remakes and adaptions. This is the same trash they are putting out in everything in Hollywood

    • @Popikawaii
      @Popikawaii Před rokem +2

      brave and stunning

    • @tokarukora7272
      @tokarukora7272 Před rokem +3

      @@Ebi_fuwafuwa You know, there are 2 reasons to become a parent: You try to fulfil a need or you are too stupid to do something against creating a baby.

    • @eduardswallstreets2965
      @eduardswallstreets2965 Před rokem +1

      @LadyAxe13 Best comment. 🥇 So fckn true, I’m crying. They ruined it.

  • @v.cutsman4566
    @v.cutsman4566 Před rokem +45

    In the witcher 3 there was a side quest, where you investigate on a attack of mosters, together with a hunter. If you talk to him, Geralt thinks he's a werewolf, because he lives outside of the village and always keeps distance to it, but the man doesn't really want to talk about it ,but if you pressure him enough he says, that he loves another man and no one shall find out. This had so much more meaning in it just it wasn't shoved down my throat and was a story told realisticly for the time and world, the witcher taking place

    • @szbkos19140728
      @szbkos19140728 Před rokem +13

      I loved that part. It was actually a main quest in the prologue when you investigate the griffin attacks. And the story is even more depressing because the hunter tells us the man he loved hanged himself when people found out about them, and the hunter went into isolation so he won't be near people any more. A very sad story and the perfect example how can you tell a story well about homosexuality in a medieval like fantasy game. Not like this trash Blood Origin, which has absolutely nothing to do with the world of the Witcher.

    • @Foxhoundcharlie
      @Foxhoundcharlie Před rokem +5

      Yes! I remember, it's part of the first main quest of the game, in White Orchard, where you take a contract to kill a royal griffin.❤

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Před rokem +1

      Oh and if you want a happy gay story go with nobles or royalty. Braveheart had one king or prince that was gay. Film presents that his wife was into Scottish rebel but that was just a gossip

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Před rokem

      Geralt is actually gay. Just wait.

  • @itsavarex4123
    @itsavarex4123 Před rokem +1274

    You have award winning books, award winning games. An AMAZING story! Source material that fans religiously love and protect. The perfect actor for Gerald that was an actual huge fan of the game and books. What does Netflix do? Shit on all mentioned above and create a woke garbage shit of a story…. Because that has worked for anything right?

    • @johnstrawb3521
      @johnstrawb3521 Před rokem +90

      The aim, of course, is to destroy any remaining property where men are depicted as heroes, who provide any sort of model for men. Who, after all, do you think always, always constitutes the only danger to corporate power once it takes over the state? HINT: It's not women.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Před rokem +22

      "Yeah... but I'd rather tell this hopelessly generic story I had that I've never been able to get published or greenlit. That's just as good as what the people wanted, right?"

    • @Milocinia
      @Milocinia Před rokem +17

      The actual source material didn't include all the points of intersectionality that the writers wanted to squeeze into a tiny mini-series.

    • @I.make.AI.Cover.song.videos
      @I.make.AI.Cover.song.videos Před rokem +11

      Right? Its sus af.. or they just plain dumb..

    • @Evghenios79
      @Evghenios79 Před rokem +4

      it was indeed a slam dunk... i still like it overall but it's indeed not the Witcher anymore.
      It was made apparent that the Witcher would just be a "sideshow" in his own show from Season 1, unfortunately.

  • @yama_no_ou
    @yama_no_ou Před rokem +646

    Elves portrayed in this show are so...Human. Elves took pride in their way life. Them being one with the nature. They had a great sense of aesthetics which was evident from the elven ruins we see in the games. They were not the people to live in huge castles. They had a knack for philosophy and sophistication which separated them from humans. In every way possible. Their dress, design of their weapons etc. everything just showed how much they were rooted in their culture and took pride in it. Elves were masterful archers which show clearly decided to omit. The elves in the show look like rag tag band of thugs.

    • @Gynra
      @Gynra Před rokem +110

      but... but they have pointy ears...

    • @mytotim8978
      @mytotim8978 Před rokem +35

      Well, elves in the witcher are no that love nature as it seems, they travel through worlds, conquer them, and exterminate or slave its people. When they become few, they have no problem with kidnap children and mutated and brainwashed them to become elves, and they lives like bandits. But yes, they never seems so human, even when they were force to live as bandits they have a eteral air around them.

    • @bigern182
      @bigern182 Před rokem +4

      You know many elves?

    • @PunditKING
      @PunditKING Před rokem +1

      Elves didn't start like that they grew to be that way... They warned and had different beliefs. Just like all races do even within their own race... Fantasy is made to tell us stories so it teaches but how it's done now, it's more like they are hitting you over the head with the message. So since ppl don't like being hit they reject what and who is hitting them.

    • @brainrot4919
      @brainrot4919 Před rokem +33

      @@bigern182 I know many elves from The Witcher books yes, these ain't it.

  • @SuperArestus
    @SuperArestus Před rokem +35

    The kind of "diversity" Netflix is pushing down our throats with The Witcher is an insult to Slavic mythology, history of Slavic people books are based on and the author himself

  • @user-vu5dp2wm4e
    @user-vu5dp2wm4e Před rokem +5

    - You must try this cake, it was so good. It was made by a gay baker who speaks sign language.
    -OK, So how's the flavour?
    -What do you mean by flavour? Oh, I forgot to tell, the Baker was black, and he was adopted by an Asian Couple.
    -Yeah.sure, but does it taste good?
    -Who cares? That's not the point, literally no one eats cakes for their favour.

  • @JCTheSniper15
    @JCTheSniper15 Před rokem +689

    It's like Hollywood has forgotten how to do casting.
    Peter Jackson got it right when he did LoTR back in the day and that was what made it so amazing. Even the relatively unknown actors were perfectly cast.
    When you saw Hugo Weaving as an elf who was there three thousand years ago in battle with Sauron, you felt the weight of that moment. You saw the pain behind his eyes.
    When you saw Viggo Mortenson take up the sword of kings and go to confront the dead you saw a real king rising up to take his place.
    When you watched Liv Taylor carrying Frodo to safety, you saw a graceful and beautiful elf woman who could also hold her own.
    It was amazing. And apparently they've forgotten this ancient art.

    • @ezrahinkley6132
      @ezrahinkley6132 Před rokem +14

      pretty sure Viggo was a recast. They originally had another actor, who was impossible to work with. Like when they shot the hobbits first seeing "strider" in the tavern, viggo had nothing to do with the film. But yeah, I agree, no casting has even come close since then.

    • @fc7307
      @fc7307 Před rokem +67

      This is like casting black, latino and asian Hobbits for the sake of diversity, when it completely makes no sense. We all know the Shire is very isolated with hobbits except the 6 main ones (Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Bilbo, Smeagol) never venturing outside the Shire and never mingling with other races.

    • @snakeplisskin2570
      @snakeplisskin2570 Před rokem +21

      Lefty dIvErsiTy

    • @kusaiashionamete220
      @kusaiashionamete220 Před rokem +29

      Looks like being woke is actually losing them money instead of making them more 😂

    • @arsenelupin1854
      @arsenelupin1854 Před rokem +3

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it

  • @cpuuk
    @cpuuk Před rokem +344

    They were so busy ticking diversity boxes they forgot to employ a decent script writer, because the one they did use must have come straight off a teenage soap series. Your Dad knows his stuff!

    • @salemnights8236
      @salemnights8236 Před rokem +2

      Exactly what I was thinking...

    • @ShakaCthulu
      @ShakaCthulu Před rokem +6

      They ticked a diversity box on the scriptwriters too I’m sure. They no longer hire these people based on merit, only race & pedigree (Jon Kasdan). All the exposition in this was unavoidable though...it only had 4 episodes, the budget was obviously miserable bc Netflix is going broke, & felt like it was put out hastily with cut corners.

    • @KurtMidas1510
      @KurtMidas1510 Před rokem +4

      They are even so divers there is not even one polish or slavic actor. In this slavic Tales....

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Před rokem +2

      @@KurtMidas1510 Beauty of Witcher games and Sapkowski's books is that you have folklore of various European nations you have viking Skellige and French Toussant, Polish Redania and Slavic Temeria. In Netflix Witcher and Blood Origin it all looks like New York and you do not even know genesis of the conflict because it all looks the same and folks there behave like teens drive by hormones

    • @tonymanero8540
      @tonymanero8540 Před 9 měsíci

      Did the same to House of the Dragon. I stopped watching the Sequel to GOT.

  • @KennethNg0
    @KennethNg0 Před rokem +110

    Her reaction to her sister dying is almost like she's trying to hold in her laughter

  • @cecillbill
    @cecillbill Před rokem +18

    It feels like Michelle Yeoh got lied to about the show being worth her time; but she's such a professional, she did her due diligence; she's the only good thing about Blood Origin.

  • @30noir
    @30noir Před rokem +708

    "It has the first kiss between two men in the show" Talk about knowing what your customers want lmao!

    • @SkemeKOS
      @SkemeKOS Před rokem +172

      All I needed to hear to know its woke trash.

    • @Inuwoodx
      @Inuwoodx Před rokem +11

      @@SkemeKOS since when is that woke? You living in 1920?

    • @FrostbiteDigital
      @FrostbiteDigital Před rokem

      @@Inuwoodx Two men kissing doesn't make your show good numpty

    • @sthepcorms6747
      @sthepcorms6747 Před rokem +2

      @@SkemeKOS Why is that woke?

    • @Lucy-tq6cw
      @Lucy-tq6cw Před rokem +214

      @@Inuwoodx If that's what you advertise instead of the story, characters or something that is actually relevant, it basically means there isn't really a single thing that could be considered relevant in the first place

  • @skeletonmandiecastcollector

    As long time fan of The Witcher books and video game series, this is a low blow to us hardcore fans of the Witcher lore. The director and producers couldn’t go with the source material and rather do there own story that has nothing to do with the book or video game.

    • @Mirandelorean
      @Mirandelorean Před rokem +20

      Reminds me of the Rings of Power both are terrible

    • @Njordin2010
      @Njordin2010 Před rokem +12

      it´s an insult to any fantasy enjoyer... i don´t know shit about the witcher lore and instantly saw and felt that this is bad fanfiction by hacktivists.

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 Před rokem +16

      As soon as I saw the casting for Triss, I knew they didn't care.

    • @revan5293
      @revan5293 Před rokem +6

      Honestly the only good things we got was the Witcher and cyberpunk anime.

    • @QuiksiIver
      @QuiksiIver Před rokem +3

      not a low blow at all.
      Netflix is the slow kid with drool-stained shirt. he just pooped his pants and wants to show everyone in the class.

  • @CelesteOnYoutube
    @CelesteOnYoutube Před rokem +2

    It's not bad acting... It's what STRONG WOMAN look like

  • @rileyjackson1762
    @rileyjackson1762 Před rokem +5

    I legit didn’t know they were elves from the promo material until you told me. They just look like people in the promo images, and I’ve only heard you talk about them being elves. It completely flew under the radar here that they are all elves. Which makes me think this is supposed to be Netflix’s “Rings of Power” which was supposed to be Amazon’s “Game of Thrones”.

  • @bunnywithakeyboard7628
    @bunnywithakeyboard7628 Před rokem +145

    🎵Toss a script to your Cavill - that actually matches - the books and the canon! Oh-oh-oh!

    • @evermoremystic17
      @evermoremystic17 Před rokem

      Definitely the most relevant version of the song! 👏👏😂

    • @bigdaddyjehu
      @bigdaddyjehu Před rokem +1

      underrated comment

    • @deborahmasterson3737
      @deborahmasterson3737 Před rokem +3

      Maybe they shouldn’t have put ‘Witcher’ in the title. And if Netflix actually stuck to the books like they promised Cavill, he wouldn’t have left the show. I was pissed off from the beginning because they weren’t following the books and I don’t blame Cavill at all for walking.

    • @ares1636
      @ares1636 Před rokem

      That song would BANG!!😄

  • @pakibukas
    @pakibukas Před rokem +894

    "The cast , more diverse than the next..." that is a woke meter maxed out

    • @sthepcorms6747
      @sthepcorms6747 Před rokem +3

      ... What?

    • @noneyabidness9644
      @noneyabidness9644 Před rokem +15

      @Tickled Balls ...What?

    • @noneyabidness9644
      @noneyabidness9644 Před rokem +22

      Fire burns!
      "I disagree"
      Ohhhhhhh kay. Good for you. 🍪

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 Před rokem +35

      @@noneyabidness9644 A bunch of trolls have started going around saying that woke stuff isn't woke, recently. It's their latest diversion tactic.

    • @boomingbob1579
      @boomingbob1579 Před rokem +7

      @@matthewmosier8439 shocker

  • @pauljoseph3081
    @pauljoseph3081 Před rokem +3

    HBO MAX: Velma
    Netflix: Witcher Blood Origins
    *WOKE-THEMED SHOWS ARE PURE ABOMINATION*

  • @8BitDeadlift
    @8BitDeadlift Před rokem +6

    "It explores part of the lore that's never been explored before"
    Probably because people don't normally write non canon stories

  • @ryananthony3104
    @ryananthony3104 Před rokem +347

    You're not terrible Lauren. Reading part of one book and then talking to some people who understand the lore is way more research than any of the writers of these series ever did.

    • @tylerv5173
      @tylerv5173 Před rokem +9

      Yeah you don't really even need to read the source material to know that this is a mess.

    • @brainrot4919
      @brainrot4919 Před rokem +5

      These shows are in no way part of The Witcher universe or it's lore. The closest it ever got to being anyway connected to The Witcher universe was S1 and even that's pushing it, because it was only the scenes Henry Cavil as Geralt that made me go "yeah this is the Witcher" the rest of S1 was pure ass. I didn't even bother with S2 because the writing was on the wall, not even Henry Cavil could save that mess and it seems he agreed with me and the rest of the real Witcher fans and gtfo before S3 (and was probably contractually tied to S2) wanting no part of continuing to massacre The Witcher universe.

    • @sechan436
      @sechan436 Před rokem +1

      Queen didn’t even finished the first book but then proceed to be better at understanding the lore than the entire Netflix writers 😂

  • @TheVigilante2000
    @TheVigilante2000 Před rokem +179

    I like how the defining characteristic of elves is pointy ears, that's it, nothing else defines an elf.

    • @przemaser2
      @przemaser2 Před rokem +7

      exactly - elves are humans with ears

    • @mhjmstultiens
      @mhjmstultiens Před rokem +9

      Like Netflix inherently doesn't understand the source material. Or doesn't care. So from a superficial (Netflix) point of view, what are elves? Humans with just pointy ears of course.

    • @diyartyme5482
      @diyartyme5482 Před rokem +2

      Exactly my thought.

  • @spacednerd
    @spacednerd Před rokem +3

    As polish person after watching 1st season of the first netflix series and the anime I think netflix shouldn't make anything witcher related anymore.

  • @mike4962
    @mike4962 Před rokem +14

    The conjunction of spheres is a cool part of witcher lore not covered much by the books. It's an absolute shame that the opportunity to make something good here was wasted. Ball was teed up perfectly, and they missed completely.

    • @MG-uy3ie
      @MG-uy3ie Před rokem

      CDPR did it in an awesome way at the end of main story on skelliger the sky opens up and you see the other world it was amazing such a unique aspect that they (netflix) could have worked with more to make story special..but uh oh

    • @whyonthefall5373
      @whyonthefall5373 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@MG-uy3iewell, not unique to just the witcher

  • @limabravo6065
    @limabravo6065 Před rokem +245

    “All these things are awesome about our show”
    “So it’s got a great story right?”
    “It’s got the first gay kiss between guys”
    🤨 “Annndddd??”

    • @sillypuppy5940
      @sillypuppy5940 Před rokem +3

      Some scenery

    • @aurum6664
      @aurum6664 Před rokem +17

      1.the costumes DIVINE!
      2. make up fantastic
      3. Bon Appetit
      4. ?????????
      5. PROFIT!

    • @niarlatotepbasset
      @niarlatotepbasset Před rokem

      @Tickled Balls, well thank you for showing hatred towards Epic Fantasy openly, with nothing than a prosaic thing such as “gay kiss” to show. You proved that “rainbow” cult is nothing but a bunch of arrogant and illiterate morons when it comes to Epic Fantasy 😌.

    • @TibiConstantine
      @TibiConstantine Před rokem +1

      @@aurum6664 in regard to nr 3 I am not enjoying this woke meal at all.

    • @Dsrgreyy
      @Dsrgreyy Před rokem

      Unfortunately that's now considered a plot by Hollywood

  • @Adam-sd2ow
    @Adam-sd2ow Před rokem +355

    "It ticks just about every box, we just need blind and disabled characters to get a full house

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- Před rokem +28

      i can't wait for fantasy wheelchairs like they have in d and d and other role playing games.

    • @Ilovegrunge123
      @Ilovegrunge123 Před rokem +2

      Heels vs Babyface kept calling a character cerebal palsy if that counts as a disability.

    • @isThreeman
      @isThreeman Před rokem +14

      @@-Siculus-Hort- It's going to be some magic powered wheelchair that floats or some bullshit. That way the character can Mary Sue her way to victory. Yeah it'll be a woman, because if it was a man they'd need to make him pathetic and give up after his accident because that's what's inclusive.

    • @free_at_last8141
      @free_at_last8141 Před rokem +2

      All of the writers are mentally disabled and the producers are blind to the market.

    • @emailzack2177
      @emailzack2177 Před rokem +1

      But the writers tick the box

  • @vytas5584
    @vytas5584 Před rokem +6

    Thanks for voicing these views. Sometimes I feel like I’m the one going mad for not liking these junk productions when others seem to eat them up. Your Dad is bang on.

  • @nep923b
    @nep923b Před rokem +2

    Watched the first episode yesterday and I'm already having thoughts if it's worth continuing..

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal Před rokem +8

    I couldn't enjoy it because there were no left handed Turkish atheists on the show. Just... couldn't connect.
    And they talk about representation.

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ Před rokem +89

    To quote a line from the show “It’s been done to death.”

  • @naju332
    @naju332 Před rokem +4

    the witcher based on polish mythology but they forcing different race into it makes 0 sense..

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Před rokem +1

      Not just Polish. Witcher series shows mythology of all Europe

  • @DarthChosen
    @DarthChosen Před rokem +4

    we should be thanking blood origins, they may have finally been the push to stop doing bs like this and actually find people that care for their work.

  • @spidey3471
    @spidey3471 Před rokem +160

    It explores a part of the lore that hasn’t been explored is top level gaslighting on par with “we’re not changing lord of the rings, we’re just reinterpreting it!”

  • @313Hades
    @313Hades Před rokem +70

    It's like they just walked around Skid Row and ask random people if they want to be a writer or showrunner for $20 a day?

    • @niarlatotepbasset
      @niarlatotepbasset Před rokem

      @Tickled Balls, no, he didn’t fit in the box, unlike you who played a barrel for urine next to Inn.

    • @DrittAdrAtta
      @DrittAdrAtta Před rokem +1

      It was more like $15 a day, actually.

    • @scarseven7855
      @scarseven7855 Před rokem

      @@tickledballs9133 are you defending this trash?

  • @hughjaenus2235
    @hughjaenus2235 Před rokem +2

    "It has the first kiss between two men" Listen... First of all I'm not gay, second of all even if i was gay, there are better sites out there for gay men kissing. When im watching a show or a movie i want a good story told to me. Not men kissing, deaf people, and good makeup or clothing designs...

  • @user-wz7kq2iy5e
    @user-wz7kq2iy5e Před rokem +2

    Is the show good?
    “It’s great, so much diversity!”
    Is the story good?
    “It’s amazing. A very diverse story that touches on a lot of current social issues.”
    Is the acting good?
    “The cast is so diverse!”

  • @NickSibz
    @NickSibz Před rokem +72

    Netflix literally did what all fans hate (see Rings of Power, Halo and so on) and doubled down on it even harder. Like they were going for "how much can we actually change this and put 2023 ideals into it?" The scores from critics and fans alike..agreeing its shit, says it all. Great thoughts and breakdown.

    • @Krelian89
      @Krelian89 Před rokem

      Tbh Halo wasn't that bad, i think they can make it better in S2

    • @NickSibz
      @NickSibz Před rokem +12

      @@Krelian89 My guy, Halo was downright atrocious and unwatchable. Broke everything we know lore wise and made a mockery of its protagonist. We're talking about the same show here..right? You cannot be a Halo fan and possibly like that trash.

  • @npenick66
    @npenick66 Před rokem +256

    The casting director is probably one of those people that thinks a 5' 0", 600lb woman can be a super model because of positivity... So sure, tiny women and scrawny metro's are 'great warriors'. It would have been a nice surprise if one person in the show could actually act but given the evidence of Wheel of Time, Rings of Power and Willow acting obviously isn't a requirement for a streaming service show. These people live in a bubble within a bubble, completely detached from the potential audience and reality.

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 Před rokem +1

      Blood origin has great actors btw

    • @juusovuolle8251
      @juusovuolle8251 Před rokem +1

      There is preciouss little evidence of that....

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 Před rokem +15

      @@bavariancarenthusiast2722 Cavil was a great actor and looked what happened

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 Před rokem +3

      @@xptaco2298 Yes what I got through the noise about him leaving Witcher and Superman is....because he wants to focus on his real dream project, producing, directing, acting.....warhammer 40k
      I see him very successful in Witcher - they would have loved to keep him, but he wants to do his thing next, which is legit. I like his Witcher a lot!!!

    • @johnstrawb3521
      @johnstrawb3521 Před rokem +4

      No, they aren't "detached." The aim is to destroy any remaining property where men are depicted as heroes, who provide any sort of model for men. How have you missed the last decade of 'entertainment'? Who, after all, do you think always, always constitutes the only danger to corporate power once it takes over the state? HINT: It's not women.

  • @ComradeCommissarYuri
    @ComradeCommissarYuri Před rokem +5

    I’m pretty sure the show runners wanted Cavill to cameo in this as well
    He took one look at the scripts and flat out refused

  • @dominikkrenczer1206
    @dominikkrenczer1206 Před rokem +2

    I'm a fan of The Witcher,but not from Netflix. I don't like Netflix shows. I am most pleased with the Polish version of The Witcher 2002, the game and Alzur's Legacy.

  • @damnice
    @damnice Před rokem +30

    My guess is that the Liam Hemsworth version of Geralt will never see the light of day. The Witcher series will end after Henry's season 3 finale, Netflix has killed it.

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 Před rokem +1

      I hope you are wrong, I didn't watch season 3 yet

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 Před rokem

      @@diomedes7971 Hey I am a Cavill and Witcher fan, so its mandatory for me to watch, I can't wait - I don't care how bad it might be....

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Před rokem

      I used to think he had some integrity, seems he just wanted a paycheque.

  • @TheBigdutchster
    @TheBigdutchster Před rokem +75

    I watched it all and it was just another show delivering us, in an unsubtle manner, "The Message".

  • @leader19
    @leader19 Před rokem +8

    they even managed to make rings of power elves look cooler

  • @rafapopawski2559
    @rafapopawski2559 Před rokem +3

    Witcher world was build around Polish folklore spiced up with Slavic and Germanic folklore. In the oh so diverse cast of this show, there is not a single polish actor or actress. Was it not woke folk who invented term cultural appropriation? Duble standards much.

  • @JeSsE10mCcOy11
    @JeSsE10mCcOy11 Před rokem +73

    Michelle Yeoh should have taken Henry’s example

    • @DrittAdrAtta
      @DrittAdrAtta Před rokem +4

      She took the money instead.

    • @subarashi-sama6309
      @subarashi-sama6309 Před rokem +1

      she is old she better take the money but its a shame

    • @PozoBlue
      @PozoBlue Před rokem +4

      @@subarashi-sama6309 To be fair, she probably signed on early when the original Witcher was doing well and was solidly done, it's a big franchise, etc. How could she predict it would be so utterly trash?

  • @riotd.r.8363
    @riotd.r.8363 Před rokem +61

    In reference to the "Low born/borne" arc: in Kill Bill: Vol 1, O-Ren is sensitive about being half Chinese half Japanese and leading the Yakuza. A veteran member is the one that brings up her heritage... and is promptly separated from his head, pretty powerful stuff. Or maybe she could've just given a speech about her insecurities, who knows?

  • @jankom.7783
    @jankom.7783 Před rokem +1

    There is showing, not telling. The general wears fancy clothes, plays social games, doesn't look like a warrior and never fights. Because he is politician, not a soldier. This show was not about how characters find out their own motivations. It is the opposite. Motivations are clear from the start and story is about how they go about getting what they want.

  • @RudolfKlusal
    @RudolfKlusal Před rokem +2

    There are red flags (before watching your video, let's see how our ideas match) -- major one for me is, when actors and producers don't speak about show, story and so on, but about "first kissing scene" and so on.

  • @ubersc00ber
    @ubersc00ber Před rokem +120

    As a gay dude, I cried and wrote a memoir about how my life changed after seeing the two men kiss in fantasy medieval times. I have never felt so seen 👁👄👁
    I'm pretty sure I would be beheaded if I chose a husband durng those times but hey, i gotta be represented in this show or i couldn't possibly relate.

    • @halcyon6098
      @halcyon6098 Před rokem +18

      Nah.. Just be a knight or a philosopher..theyll give you a boy or two.. 🤓

    • @josie_the_valkyrie
      @josie_the_valkyrie Před rokem +31

      As a lesbian, I absolutely loathe The L Word, despite being told many times that I look like one of the characters. It's a shite TV series. Idk who obsesses over this representation nonsense.

    • @take_a_quaalude6948
      @take_a_quaalude6948 Před rokem +6

      @@josie_the_valkyrie Hollywood does thats why its in almost every show and movie.

    • @firebearva
      @firebearva Před rokem +6

      @@josie_the_valkyrie I'm a senior gay man who is 100% in agreement with you. It is forced diversity.

    • @Pepsi69486
      @Pepsi69486 Před rokem +5

      Fun fact in history especially being gay in Rome was actually pretty normal especially in the military and was even encouraged it’s religion that made being gay kind of taboo in our society’s

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ Před rokem +65

    It used to be that movies/tv shows that were endorsed by the media were bad… and movies/tv shows that were hated by the media were good… buts it has gotten to the point where EVERYTHING that comes out is just absolute garbage.

    • @bunnywithakeyboard7628
      @bunnywithakeyboard7628 Před rokem +2

      Anime remains…

    • @MegaZylla
      @MegaZylla Před rokem

      @@bunnywithakeyboard7628 sigh, I'll be nice and let you live that dream

    • @niarlatotepbasset
      @niarlatotepbasset Před rokem

      @Tickled Balls, yes...this total wokester show belongs to O.F. only, just like you 😏.

    • @aithjawcraig9876
      @aithjawcraig9876 Před rokem

      Guillermo Del Toro is still fantastic, as is everything that comes out of A24 Studios

    • @lowdistortion
      @lowdistortion Před rokem

      @@tickledballs9133 pal please go away, you're on an anti woke account. We're not like you, we don't accept "next product"

  • @michaelh9649
    @michaelh9649 Před rokem +1

    This intentional shoehorning of diversity and female empowerment across media has had an opposite effect on a lot of people, including me. Ten years ago, when people were tossing around the idea of Idris Elba playing James Bond, I was like, “A smooth, badass British guy? Hell yeah, I can see it.” Now, if they cast a black actor as Bond, I distrust Hollywood’s agenda to such an extent, I wouldn’t be able to help thinking, “A smooth, black British guy? I’m getting worried…”
    Their relentless insistence that diversity is more important than quality has got me seeing race and gender more than I ever have in the past. It just sucks. Hollywood, you’ve pushed moderate liberals like myself further away with your fanaticism.
    What if instead of forced diversity, it was forced Christianity. Pretty sure if quality was sacrificed in favor of every character promoting Christianity at every turn, you’d eventually even get some Christians going, “God damn, fuck all this.”

  • @nenadsavanovic8628
    @nenadsavanovic8628 Před rokem +1

    If you watch it as a soap drama, it's doable.
    If you watch it as a Witcher fan, its unforgivable.

  • @genius2012
    @genius2012 Před rokem +23

    They got rid of Henry Cavill, who was AMAZING as Geralt, was passionate about the source material, and was extremely popular with the fanbase, for this crap. And they wonder why their company has non-stop layoffs…

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 Před rokem +2

      They did not get rid of Henry, he decided to leave because he will now direct, produce play in his dream project himself, which is Warhammer 40k

    • @jjgriffiniv1307
      @jjgriffiniv1307 Před rokem +2

      @@bavariancarenthusiast2722 I feel like both of you are right, “Cavell” left but Netflix pushed him out the door! He knows how awesome the material is and didn’t want to be on the train when it crashes 😢

  • @deadxero
    @deadxero Před rokem +148

    In 26 minutes, you have proven you could have done a better job with this series than the entire writing/production staff Netflix paid to make it :)

    • @jonpato
      @jonpato Před rokem

      Not trying to take anything away from her, but a concussed llama could have done a better job 😉

  • @garylee7854
    @garylee7854 Před rokem +2

    They had great source material, and had a big, loyal fanbase. And yet they still managed to screw it up. Cavill was probably the only reason why ppl still watch the show despite the other problems. Now that he is gone, wat is there to look forward to?

  • @sardaukerlegion
    @sardaukerlegion Před rokem +2

    When a seven year old PC game is still lot better than the last Netflix series, Netflix did something horribly wrong.

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Před rokem

      Hahaha so true. CD Projekt Red is about to release remake of it

  • @Lightwish01
    @Lightwish01 Před rokem +26

    The writers couldn't have been more blind to their audience. The audience loves the source material since its where the entire story originates. These new writers as we all know hate the source material and seemed to think they could do better than the original author while at the same time making it diverse, woke, and literally embedded with politics. Huge mistake and Hollywood seems to make this mistake over and over. Add that on top of Henry Cavil quitting the show over these very matters and it makes for a disaster of mega proportions.

  • @richardrubert1359
    @richardrubert1359 Před rokem +186

    I couldn't agree more, it was pathetic. And the inclusion of every woke group and efforts didn't add anything worth while!

    • @niarlatotepbasset
      @niarlatotepbasset Před rokem

      @Tickled Balls, degenerates that don’t know effin’ $hît about Epic Fantasy. That’s one thing out of million of what is wrong with them.

    • @TheManWhoTypes
      @TheManWhoTypes Před rokem

      @tickledballs9133 nah.. woke means you're awake to the systems of "oppression" holding down minorities . To be woke is to make conscious choices to elevate those that are deemed oppressed. While also taking those seen as oppressors down. It's basic class warfare but with a twist of racial/gender/sexuality, identity politics. Do you know who the "oppressors" are? Who is left out of the lgbtq/bipoc flag? Ever wonder why that is?

    • @TheManWhoTypes
      @TheManWhoTypes Před rokem

      @@tickledballs9133 h

    • @sleepup7931
      @sleepup7931 Před rokem +20

      @Tickled Balls When you are forcing identity politics onto people and charging the core elements of the story and instead of making a great story ,you focus on woke politics. The main problem you have writers that hate and mock the witcher and the games and they are "creating" a series about it.

    • @sleepup7931
      @sleepup7931 Před rokem +16

      @Tickled Balls how would you feel making black panther a white guy? . The witcher IS a polish lore and guess they are white

  • @abzd9828
    @abzd9828 Před rokem +1

    Casting a person who _can't_ fight in a warrior role is a form of inclusivity - they're including people who suck.

  • @tiredman99
    @tiredman99 Před rokem +4

    I'm a newer fan of The Witcher as I started playing The Witcher 3 only a couple years ago but immediately fell in love with the characters, the lore, just everything. Seeing this series with monsters and magic before the Conjunction of the Spheres which is where monsters, humans, and magic all came from. Well it just pissed me off, it's just another series I love along with Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel (movies) that has been ruined by woke and identity politics. Also I'd really really like to know where the hell Elves got a hold of a Necron Black Stone Fortress cause that's what the monolith looks like

  • @sebastianpeczalka8596
    @sebastianpeczalka8596 Před rokem +14

    What Netflix has done is actually impresive af. Being polish, I can tell you for a fact, noone thought the Netflix Witcher content would be worse than the first Witcher TV show made by us. Simply due to the budged. But they actually did it, it's really insane lmao.
    I really recommend watching the OG polish show, don't get me wrong, it's bad, but it has something Netflix' Witcher lacks, atmosphere.

  • @ViperChief117
    @ViperChief117 Před rokem +47

    Personally speaking this series looked bad from the first trailer that was dropped for the show. I had no desire to watch it then and them firing Cavill doesn’t help much either.

    • @Grimm_Lord95
      @Grimm_Lord95 Před rokem +6

      Actually cavill didn't get fired he quit cause they didn't want to go by source material from the books and game's

    • @53strat55
      @53strat55 Před rokem +3

      Exactly, the trailer was horrible lol. You could already tell it would be utter shit;p

    • @bend1624
      @bend1624 Před rokem

      @@Grimm_Lord95 where did you hear this?

  • @Delarak
    @Delarak Před rokem +3

    A Black Woman and Gay People in the polish mythology old age .. oehhmm .. okay ...

  • @kalt7990
    @kalt7990 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Calling it "The Witcher” is like slapping the name Duracell on a pack of Dollar General batteries. Then you get them home only to find out the DG batteries were stolen and replaced with random bits of unidentifiable debris.

  • @h3II0MN123
    @h3II0MN123 Před rokem +29

    Not only were the cast insane. The people who work on the show are.

    • @YouSuprised
      @YouSuprised Před rokem

      People still do not get it! They aren't actors, but hired ACTIVITST, disguised as professional actors, who spread MARXIST propaganda. As long as people will think this is some kind of fairytale, it will only get worse because nobody expects this to happen (so no action can or will be taken against this deviate degenerate development).

  • @jacobd.2941
    @jacobd.2941 Před rokem +62

    A massive difference between showing and not telling would be House of Dragons in comparison to this show. This show uses 4 episodes to squeeze out like a weeks worth of events in which a good portion is said rather than shown. House of Dragons does a lot of showing and manages to squeeze several decades into 10 episodes while making every episode feel like a great movie. You feel engaged, you not only learn about characters but grow fond of them and you just feel yourself slowly slipping into the universe this story is taking place in.
    Blood Origin feels like a TikTok video made by teenagers...

    • @Bhavyo
      @Bhavyo Před rokem +5

      The acting in house of dragons is very good. Thats also a reason actors should think twice before agreeing playing in a s*it show. A director in a s*it show is not able to exploit the acting skills of the actors. the actors look worse than they actually are. And thats not good if you want to have a good future as a actor and not end up in some Steven Seagal movies.

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ Před rokem +4

      House of the Dragons heard the call of having to improve on the goodwill lost in season 7 and 8 of GoT and answered it soundly. Every episode was done with consideration and care with GRRM closely involved for a change. No ego. Just talent.

    • @MartinzW
      @MartinzW Před rokem

      Weeks worth of events? Try months. The soldiers of an empire were wearing the new insignia in what felt like the next day

  • @calvinteh3297
    @calvinteh3297 Před rokem

    What is that moneymaking formula that your dad talked about when he was explaining about Hong Kong cinema? Can you make a video expanding on it? Or is there already a video? Sorry this is my first time watching your channel.

  • @shizumaruofficial
    @shizumaruofficial Před rokem

    Just wondering where did you get those sakura panels at the back.

  • @Zotrax1946
    @Zotrax1946 Před rokem +24

    It is becoming so difficult, to find something worth watching nowadays. When will it be enough for them???

    • @karelymoreno5337
      @karelymoreno5337 Před rokem +1

      @Rage Kage You guys should go and watch Jdramas and Kdramas, they are lot of Netflix and u will see they are still hope in humanity lol, but american shows, are trash rn

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 Před rokem

      There's decades of stuff worth watching. Go back, enjoy the classics.

    • @PozoBlue
      @PozoBlue Před rokem +1

      Watch The English. One of the few shows I enjoyed this year. The writing, acting and directing are spectacular.

    • @Ebi_fuwafuwa
      @Ebi_fuwafuwa Před rokem

      They will stop only when every last European is erased from the West.

    • @niro6492
      @niro6492 Před rokem

      The political correct sjw diversity mafia controls everything nowadays.. trying to brainwash the masses into the liberal way of thinking like them.

  • @BChuckVT
    @BChuckVT Před rokem +17

    That's gotta be one of the most based Dad's I've ever seen.

  • @ldangerb7962
    @ldangerb7962 Před rokem +13

    Thanks again Lauren for watching these shows so we don't have to 😂 also I love the inclusion of your dad in these videos. He is so cute

  • @mishelkamal8214
    @mishelkamal8214 Před rokem +2

    They could have gone full Tolkien with the elves, there’s so much attraction in that. Instead they made them human. Completely kills the whole mysticism or elves

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Před rokem

      They could even go make them Asian. Just be consistent with race as they are the most racist fraction in Sapkowski's books

  • @mukmowf9402
    @mukmowf9402 Před rokem +101

    Looking at the cast tells me all I need to know.

    • @jrr570
      @jrr570 Před rokem +3

      Yeap.

    • @roselaqueen3105
      @roselaqueen3105 Před rokem

      So them adding ppl of color makes the show bad?

    • @JemRau
      @JemRau Před rokem

      Bon Appetit!

    • @mukmowf9402
      @mukmowf9402 Před rokem

      @@JemRau sorry I don’t do shit sandwiches. You can so have my helping if you’d like.

  • @Kozoku
    @Kozoku Před rokem +28

    I have a feeling they cast Michelle yeoh just for the name recognition. She's the only one I feel bad for thats working on Blood Origin.

    • @geehammer1511
      @geehammer1511 Před rokem +5

      true, hope her career can continue after this, guess she had no idea how bad the writers could be so took the job. She shouldn't be a victim for trying to be a part of something when the studio running the show fails her.

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 Před rokem +1

      She was great in the show - also the actor for the first witcher (don't know him) great acting!

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 Před rokem

      Name recognition?

    • @Kozoku
      @Kozoku Před rokem

      ​@@armouredjester1622 Kind of like clickbaiting people to watch the show. They see she's involved with the show and only watch it because of her.

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 Před rokem

      @@Kozoku oh, you misunderstand. I know what "name recognition" is, I was making fun of the fact that I have no fucking idea who she is, thus, name recognition means fuckall to me in this specific context. She is no Dwayne Johnson or Will Smith.

  • @Swaytekk
    @Swaytekk Před rokem +1

    You know why she didn’t cry when her sister was murdered? Modern women don’t cry. It shows weakness

  • @AyameAkito
    @AyameAkito Před rokem +1

    People that are even remotely fans of the books/games knew this show was going to be PLANET SIZED trash by just looking at the trailer, not just because it was pretty uninspired but for ONE key aspect, them moment they say "Before humans came to this world" that moment solidified as trash, why? you might ask, well pretty simple the "Conjunction of the Spheres" event in the novels and by extention the games is a very big deal but it is NOT the humans arriving to the fantasy world, for you see the universe of The Witcher used to be your everyday mundane medieval world, with no magic, no monsters and no other humanoid species, it was basically Earth until a massive hole appeared in the fabric of reality and every single universe that could or couldn't exist mixed into one for a fraction of a second enough to leave entire populations of EVERYTHING into a mundane medieval world, meaning everything else is an Alien to that universe, including magic, this throw the entire world into chaos, cause a hell of a lot of territorial wars to start out of the blue and make peoples lives a hell of a lot difficult when suddenly monstruous creatures and alien humanoid species with wacky powers suddenly started popping out everywhere, including your standard fare of fantasy trophes but also creatures of a universe of pure entropy where heat and life doesn't exist and that are completely and truely immortal aka True Vampires....
    The moment the writers of the show decided that they where going to take this Dark Medieval Fantasy universe and turn it into your standard D&D game it was pretty clear most people wanting to see the show because it is a serialization of their favorite universe would just not watch it, which meant the show literally had no audience by the trailer and then it was just a matter of see one or two episodes to solidify this as a flop.

  • @randomglitchclips4463
    @randomglitchclips4463 Před rokem +15

    Let face the fact. Witcher blood origin is the show the show runners and writers wanted to make.

    • @YouSuprised
      @YouSuprised Před rokem +1

      This is why Henry Cavil left. He KNEW!

  • @russwilliams4777
    @russwilliams4777 Před rokem +11

    "Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!" -- Robot Devil, _Futurama_

  • @landrover4284
    @landrover4284 Před rokem +1

    We have a word for this in german: fremdschämen! It means "to feel embarrased for somebody else". This is how I feel when watching actors and writers and everyone else who is involved in this mess and trying desperately to defend this bullshit which is actually an insult to intelligence.

  • @fatemakhan3843
    @fatemakhan3843 Před rokem +1

    This is the kind of show that would be considered mediocre 10 years ago. But it is considered decent now a days because of how far our standards have fallen in the quality of series making.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Před rokem +1

      Considered decent by whom? It has the lowest review scores by both critics and normies of anything.

  • @boyntonfamilyeb
    @boyntonfamilyeb Před rokem +8

    I’ve played the games and watched the first two seasons. They should have done the origin like a horror story where humans are dying in droves by monsters, then mages and knights form the. First children Witcher’s through cruel experiments and hard trainings. The story would then follow those young ones slaying monsters only to end with them establishing the different Witcher school.

  • @yibrahimovic569
    @yibrahimovic569 Před rokem +15

    so they say in the series the first witchers and strong female rastagirls offspring will become Ciris Bloodline right, from their hankypanky after his conversion, but they totally ignore the Lore-Fact that witchers are infertile due to the "becoming a witcher" process

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 Před rokem +3

      thy never read book, they only saw friend playing Witcher 3 and want to make tv shows based on the name alone

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono Před rokem

      i mean technically they boned before he became a protopseudosortakindamaybewitcher

    • @yibrahimovic569
      @yibrahimovic569 Před rokem

      true, but without the kindamaybewitchergene from boningbeforeturning where is the special op ciri bloodline coming from, so many holes man i need some swiss cheese

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono Před rokem

      @@yibrahimovic569 obviously from the black girlboss elf who could have been the first witcher if that pesky patriarchy didn't stop her

  • @499thor
    @499thor Před rokem +2

    Hey, I'm Bryan, Lauren! Hola from Montreal! God gave me a working brain and i'm too poor to consume Netflix stuff. I'm so grateful for that!

  • @iuliannastasa6592
    @iuliannastasa6592 Před rokem +7

    The analogy with "troubled couple deciding to have a kid to repair things" - epic! Bravo, well put!

    • @billyalarie929
      @billyalarie929 Před 10 měsíci

      really it just describes society in the West.
      particularly America.

  • @meatbunftw
    @meatbunftw Před rokem +30

    Shout out to Papa Chen! The REAL Star of these reviews! 😜
    Anyway, thanks for watching these shows so that we don't have to.
    Hope you had a great Christmas and have a great New Year.
    P.S. Hope to see you back on FNT or TISM soon.

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 Před rokem +1

      Papa Chen always makes the videos even better.

  • @someguywithcancer1595
    @someguywithcancer1595 Před rokem +19

    Your dad is shooting from the hip with just a stream of consciousness and is more coherent than Netflix shows.

  • @michaelyoung8857
    @michaelyoung8857 Před rokem +1

    Not even going to bother watching anymore Witcher productions from Netflix. They hired the wrong people to produce it as they, despite claiming to stick to original material, the product proves they don't have any respect for the original material.

  • @buchstaben-suppe
    @buchstaben-suppe Před rokem

    hi i’m new here and i rly liked this video. i just watched two commentary videos on this show and got annoyed cause they just complained for 10 minutes but didn’t tell the story or gave examples of why the show is bad. one of them didn’t even show a single scene of the show. so i’m really happy i stumbled upon this!
    the video was really well made and i love the dad cam btw haha
    i also just want to see more women in the commentary side of yt cause imo they’re not being hyped enough
    so I just subscribed and am happy to see more from you! :)

  • @XxRafaPsGxX
    @XxRafaPsGxX Před rokem +13

    When I think about warriors woman, I always think about the amazons on the first wonderwoman movie, the directors should go to some gym or even ask for real fighters to participate in their movies/series. Even Gal Gadot trained hard as fuck to be more muscular and be more believable.

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 Před rokem +2

      showrunner living in their own circles. imagine if they go outside and social with normal human being, none of this will happened

    • @mezuki64
      @mezuki64 Před rokem

      Amazon's in Wonder Woman were real women why can't women be like that

    • @catiel8978
      @catiel8978 Před rokem +2

      Watching women marathon runners, gymnasts, and figure skating is so admirable!

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Před rokem

      Yeah that was good casting and you could see they’d done load of gym work to beef up and look like actual warriors. Some skinny chick who weighs 50kgs is ludicrous as a warrior. She probably couldn’t wield a real sword or draw a bowstring.

  • @soggybiscuit6098
    @soggybiscuit6098 Před rokem +10

    "Two men kissing" feat Witcher Stuff, the series.

  • @avgjoe5969
    @avgjoe5969 Před 9 měsíci

    Very well presented. This was my takeaway as well (though there were more expletives in my internal monologue).

  • @bethje30
    @bethje30 Před rokem +1

    You know it would be more liberating to make big strong 160 pound women warriors and kicking ass instead of 100 pound supermodels. Why do women have to be pretty and feminin all the damn time! Brienne of Tarth...i say no more. That's how you create a rolemodel...

  • @karl-niclasburner8451
    @karl-niclasburner8451 Před rokem +23

    I started to watch Ep1, but then I got out my chair to let in my cat,. I also made some coffee, as I felt no need to hurry to get back watching it. I decided that cleaning out the catbastards litterbox, folding clean socks and taking out the trash before bed was more important. Never finished it. I felt I was watching some Uwe Boll version.

  • @dose869gad5
    @dose869gad5 Před rokem +1

    The part where her sister got killed she was cosplaying a man, remember they said men not showing emotions is bad I guess it's ok for women to do it now.

  • @christophergroenewald5847

    If you want to talk about bad casting, you should know that Eredin (The gay, scrawny General) and Avalach (The dorky mage in the blue cloak) do appear in both the books and the games and if it wasn't for their names you wouldn't even know that they were the same character.
    If you type Eredin into Google, the very first thing you see if a terrifying, large, 7 foot tall warrior elf in black skeletal armour and a red cloak.
    Avalach on the other had is portrayed as a wise, mysterious elven sage with magic and knowledge beyond anyone else in the Witcher universe. Here, he's just a 14 year old nobody who probably would get beat up in high school

  • @davidmadden8083
    @davidmadden8083 Před rokem +30

    Lauren you and your father deserve to review something you both enjoyed. I appreciate you watching these disasters so we don’t have to 😂😂